First test from Optus Stadium, PerthEngland are 3/75 after batting first
>>152062252o7
finna
>>152062229lmao yeah my passenger door handle is fucked. cant open it from the inside but if you wind the window up it unlatches the door and it swings open had a few people come up to me and say they used to drive them as cabs. surpised they are still as cheap as they are considering xd/xe prices
I've seen enough. We are going to win 5-0
snot pooland
Who's the second Abo? commentary just said that there's another Abo playing (other than Boland) but didn't say who.
Im an alchoholic
>>152062295Doggett is also blak.
>>152062315Me too
>>152062315we get it mate so are the rest of us quit sooking
>>152062295brenjarra doggetja
>>152062315>>152062325Me three
>>152062315You'll be a cripple when I'm done with you champ
I literally only drink when there's cricket on. First beers today since 2023
>>152062315Based ghost of Andrew Symonds
>>152062352cricket has happened since 2023
>>152062295You white dogGet off my land
>>152062295Starc is looking pretty dark today it could be him
I thought Justin Langer died
Perth more like Earth
>>152062360not sure if this is true
good pushback from england here. seem to be getting into a bit of a groove
>>152062319>>152062334>>152062361He's fucking ginger... ahaha. At this point anyone could claim to be an Abo.
>>152062386Doesn’t matter how much milk you put in coffee, it’s still coffee.
>>152062319ma dogga
hit racism for a dot
Why did they make a fucking flatty i don't understand
>>152062423Perth government paid for 5 days.
fark comfy as without braindead browns in the crowd screeching after every delivery
>>152062400Based.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-drop_rule
deadly unna
holy shit never knew her teeth were like that
>>152062467still would
>>152062467Fuckin hell. Very British.
>>152062467Cute!
>>152062467who is this autist
>>152062467Bloody lovely
>>152062370hes just with 7
being a spin bowler and waddling in all day would be better than chasing balls around the boundary rope
>Hussey wants the Bongs to keep milking Nathan LyonHa, gay.
cumron queen
Hope Green breaks down
>>152062522Real 'it's shite being Scottish' areas
Apparently Cam Green has an minimum spine.
>high school bully bowling*changes the channel*
bongs should wake up during the lunch break
>>152062500same girl like an hour earlier lol
I thought Green's kidneys were cooked or something?
never rated greenalways hear hes 'making runs and looking good' but only ever seen him scratching his way to 30 odd
England getting on top here
>>152062569i know mate i still dont know who she is
umm aussiebros.... ??
cry more aussie anons
might try coopers green next time i'm in aus
6 7 balls.
GONE GOTTEM
EXCOMMUNICATED
>POOP
LONG LEVERS
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, POPE?
OH NO NO NO NO.
>his missus in the test doco says green is a gentle giantis he bullying her into silence lads?
off the bat
the HECK out fama
>>152062554>>152062579APOLOGISE
OHNONONONONONOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAKEEEEEEK
LETS JUST WASTE ALL OUR REVIEW HAHA YEAH HAH
AUSGODS
>>152062579Kek
Webster on suicide watch
>>152062619KEK.
>>152062605>>152062610thoughts?
[X] BELIEVE
Green machine
This wicket says alot about Aluminium spines
>>152062569She’s only 27 you creep.
I would be seething if an AusGOD was given out to that kek
All out for 160?
Beauwebsterbros.........its done
>>152062610AWFULLY POOR TIMING
ben stokes? more like ben strokes dick
FUCK SAKE
>Indian umpiresFfs can we not escape these fucking cunts
Stroking my ben rn
Big Beau Webster abbreviates to BBW haha :)
>>152062696SAAR WE HAVE TO BE INVOLVED IN THE ASH
>>152062710bazz bashes women?
>>152062721was talking to a jeet at the pub once and he was full upset that india wasnt part of the ashes lol
Starch
>>152062696I thought you weren't allowed to have home town umpires? Or doesn't that count for third umpires?
>>152062739Why torture yourself?
>>152062739I didn’t think jeets could drink beer.
good over that
>>152062764That’s pakis
>>152062761he was a good lad desu we were watching the aus tour of west indies. he was there with his colombian mate and was seething the colombian guy always got attention from girls when he didnt kek
>>152062760Just get a kiwi or a saffa or something.
>>152062273Yeah it's a bit crazy how much people are asking for xds. He drove the ea and eb too but really liked the xf. I'd kill for an xg longreach outback
I’ve never seen an Indian at a pub
wagies have missed out on some pure kino so far today>inb4 b-but im hunched over my slop phone squinting at a scren for ants and its on my computer monitor next to my bean counting monitor back to work wagie, test cricket is for NEETGODS
so fucking sick of itwhy is it always 4-5 wickets down
England never win at Perth.
Wagies can just listen to the radio while they work. Every worksite in the country has a radio going.
Are these graphics to help norms watch this autism paddle
>>152062800come here in londonplenty of em festering in spoons
Despite Starc's hairline in the front he still has great coverage on the top of the scalp, I think his front look is a bit unfortunate but he's not really losing his hair.
>All the Indian ladies are booked out for months in advance at the brothelYou all shit talk jeets but when it comes down to it, you all want to be with one.
do any pubs in aus have the criccy on?reckong my retirement plan will be spend every day in the pub watching cricketbut nz isn't really a cricket nation so we don't have that
absolutely balding, lads
>>152062827>come to london No thanks!
>>152062846Every man recedes at the temples, when you start thinning is when it’s actually over.
>>152062739Business idea. Three way cricket. One team bats, one team bowls and one team fields.
>>152062794Just another brown bastard bitter he can’t fuck white women.
>>152062853You'd be hard pressed to walk into a pub anywhere in Australia that wouldn't be showing the cricket right now.
save us harold
>>152062796were the eas as bad as the rep they have?outback you mean you live out there? theres a decent looking manual xg xr6 ute for sale in dora creek for 9k. been for sale for a while could prob get it for 7/7500
>>152062881alright, retirement plan locked in then. cheers mate
>>152062853Were more of a woman’s volleyball country really.
>>152062846He's a good hair transplant candidate.
>23 overs in the first sessionover rates are a fucking joke these daysthatd be ~30 overs lost a day
the bubbling brook
reckon if england get a 100 run partnership here, they're back in the game
Business idea: three way with Jake wetherald and his missus
>>152062852hookers generally dont fuck jeetsnot surprised the only ones who will are fellow jeets kek
>>152062852id fuck some of them but thats about it. dk why youd pay for it when you can get legit jap pornstars at the same places
get fucking cucked by harold
>>15206292575% of people who are a good hair transplant candidate would unironically look better baldBut hey maybe he's in the 25% i don't know what his head looks like
>>152062970>legit jap pornstarsyeah ive seen that in sydneywonder if lily phillips will end up at ginza some day
>>152063036i fucked one the same night i was talking to that jeet at the pub desu >>152062959this is almost certainly why they are booked out kek
>>152062852It's what this guy >>152062959 said.
Its launch!
>>152062928reminder that Chris Broad told the media that the ICC told him not to punish india for slow over rates
>>152062959cope. white women look like dogs so no one wants them.
>>152063103ever been to the brothel mate? theyre like 95% asian
>>152063092Crisp
>>152063092lgm
>>152063092>Side on>Can only see stuff on the screen on the other side of the groundGrim. Might of well stayed home if you're going to watch it on the television.
Bed time for me. I'll be surprised if we're still batting at the end of the day.
>>152063103Hello ausjeet
>>152063118I think as soon as I turned 30 I started liking a bit of chubeither that or the anorexic girl I slept with put me off bone bags
Is anyone else timing their meals so that they are having lunch at the same time as the Cricket?
>>152063146Goodnight mate
>>152063146sleep tight sweet prince
>>152063103
>>152063146not an airport faggot no need to announce your departure
>>152063092cry moere gaggfaot
>>152063185They are literally the same people.
>>152063185Based meets mocking other jeets
>>152063146night m8
what streamer are you guys watching during the break?
gonna drink a few beers and watch some reaction vids (a usual 2am occurrence)
>>152063309listening to a bit of pete murray
>>152063309Adin Ross
Ok am watching Darksydephil
>>152063259What
>Khawaja is Pakistani>Labuschagne is African>Doggett and Borland are BlakWhat happened to Australia?
>>152062915Good luck and god speed mate. Hope you like Indian's.
>>152063329Any chance you love camping, xxxx and a cry at night?
>>152062696I had this exact same thought word for word
>>152063377i only like one of those things
>>152063378Great minds think alike.
>>152063092
post slags
saw something recently that now the majority of people leaving nz to australia werent born in nz lol
>>152063366>AfricanHe's actually Rhodeshian
Mel McLaughlin got some macking tits under that pink top
>>152063414
been thinking of emmigrating to nz myself actually
>>152063439Imagine my pink penis inside her mare
>>152063439well it appears she has brown skin isn't it?
ANYONE SEEN KATH LOUGHNAN
>>152063415I know of a brown family that can’t speak English that moved from NZ to Australia. It’s fucked beyond belief.
>>152063483yeah mate she was posted in the last thread wearing an old timey suit and hat
>>152062909He actually liked the eas, never had a problem with the ones he drove other than the transmissions. Na the longreach outback has all sorts of shit added to it, huge fuel tank, a special diff, a weird 2 stage air filter, sump guards the list goes on
>>152063502damn didnt even know that existed. looks pretty sick with the lift. guess theyre pretty rare?
grinspoon more like grimtune
have the flog posters all gone to bed?
They are mocking Monty on Fox YOU CANT DO THAT
Seriously though, why is England so bad at playing cricket in Australia? Has to be a mental block, especially when you take into account that even West Indies has won a test here in recent years
>lunch break>thread dieshow many of you are fapping?
any substance abusing men in
>>152063490If they are Samoan, that is ok
>>152063439wait shes a presenter for cricket australia?
>>152063598yeah mate
serious smell of poo in here all of a sudden
drove a ford when I was poordrive a '22 Toyota LandCruiser 76 Series GXL 70th Anniversary Edition now
how do i get a fucking job lads
Kh>Grandstand and CA chairman shilling India tours againPozzies indeed
>>152063578Don't know mate, unironicallyBit of a road in Perth as well this year
>>152063622did you not properly wipe
>>152063657what are you applying for?
>>152063598If you mum is called substance then yeah
>>152063690tech as a new grad
>>152063698
>>152063698kek plenty of dishy jobs going coming into summer
>>152063598Does gambling count?
>>152063698prob depends on your niche thencyber security is really hot right now and ecomm has been for a while nowcyber security is prob a pretty secure space longer term
SAME OLD AUSSIES, ALWAYS WINNING
reckon finch has humid pooey undies
I remember a decade ago when i was posting against mass immigration and smug uni degree holders, especially STEM guys were bragging that only stupid, unskilled people were racist and that their jobs would be taken while they were safe and irreplaceable.
>>152063748hes a sex pest
I feel sick
>>152063751yes mate we all remember the learn to code days
>>152063698>new gradgood larp, everyone in /cric/ is 30+ years old
>>152063730my mate works in cyber security and its all jeet and chinks and hes prob gonna lose his job soon. took about 1000 applications to get the job he has now too
I'm 27 m8. I look older thoughbeit
WE SHOULD BE LOVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSS
i too am 27, though i look younger because i still get asked for ID at the bottleo
Imagine what checkout chicks are thinking when shirvo buys a 5 pack of undies
>>152063785whys he going to lose his job?
>>152063799i dont mind u leafbro but dont take it too far
>>152063483oh no!
Just served a bald ugly 40 year old at the bottle o. Decided to ask for his ID just to give him a bit of an ego boost.
I like Starc. Good representation for acne scared blokes.
I just want to die die die
>>152063551Yeah they're pretty unique, they pop up occasionally, dont know how many were actually made. There's one near me for 6k I'm so tempted
>>152063837Based Test cricket
>>152063829Why would you be scared of acne?
blogposting faggotsfuck off
>>152063674Its especially odd considering England have a decent record at South Africa, the closest you can get to Australian surfaces without actually going there. Perhaps it's a mix of many factors.
>>152063827You’re a true Aussie hero m8.
never had acne. looks painful and ugly as fuck
>>152063849Very ho scaring deformity
>>152063578England only play on roads for their bazball game. Can't handle the bowler friendly nature of Australian pitches.
>>152063837Ill be waiting till after the series desu
I’m just so sad all the time
never had sex. looks painful and ugly as fuck
>>152063839go for it man, thats cheaper than even the normal ones. paid 8500 for my xf and seen a few xgs for a bit more while i was looking too. is it manual?
Big fan of Elephant Love Medley (From "Moulin Rouge" Soundtrack) right now
i'm 20 and have had sex
test
>>152063884this is a road
>>152063891Try it with women mate
>>152063901Looks extremely green.
>>152063824SAY IT AINT SOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOoo
Never made a woman cum through penetration. Had 2 exes cuck me.
its overrated
>>152063906dont give a fuck the balls doing fuck all just elite bowling and shit batting
>>152063891It’s not so bad when you do it with sexy ladies.
>BROOK>88
this australian team is satanic
sex is overratedblowjobs can be decent if she's fit because it's degrading and her face is right there
>>152063898The sex part is plausible, but I think we've been over this dozens of times - no one here is under the age of 30 (and those discussions were so long ago it's more like 35 now)
ummm..ausbros??
WALLOP
>>152063924>elite bowling and shit batting
Sixes should can't as negative in Tests
I have kids but I’ve never had sex
>>152063947literally born in 2005 mate
>>152063946Need to try bumplay, m8.
yeah thinking its coopers >green time tbqh lads
>>152063946kek
where's the free streams?
i like the idea of getting laid but not really the sex itself. more the chase i suppose. pursued a few girls untill they ask to have sex then ignored them.
>>152063961crisp fatguts
I just like feeling the womans warmth during a good missionary sesh
>>152063982streamed su
>>152063970never, ever got it meit's her shitter, why would i stick my knob in there when she has a mouth and a minge?
>>152063982*unzips dick*
>>152063975based
>>152063884makes sense, although the failures in Australia aren't limited to when they play bazball, guess I am just over analyzing.
noodles with a chicken oxo cube brewing for a late arvo criggy snack lads
What should I have for tea, was just going to have a toastie but the beers got me loading up uber eats n shit
>>152063893So true can't hurt to have a look at least
>>152063964christ, still forget you fags can vote
>>152063993Your pooper.Have her stick some fingers up there during a gobby to get an idea of what it's like.
>>152063994we shouldn't let weak minded kiwis play for England.
>>152064002What do they serve at Uber Eats?
>>152063998
will australia ever get another wicket?
Why is the ground only half full? Perth is pathetic
>TFW born 2001LIVID I wasn't born in 1999, could've lived through 3 centuries and 2 millennia
>>152064007let us know how it goes if u check it out
Comfy ABC Grandstand is where its at
>>152064027Take away mostly
>>152064030couldn't get off work also I'd rather half empty over full of indians
>>152064032Underage b& get out.
>>152064029right fucking now!
>>152064029it's an interesting discussion
>>152064029kek
Ben Stokes? more like FUCKS BLOKES
more like ben chokes LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
GONE GOTTEM YOU FUCKEN CUNT
GOTTEM
>>152064017No matethat's time wasted where i could be shagging her vaginal walls raw or my knob is halfway down here throat
>>152063988cheers pal
FUCKING SWEET BOWLING AT THE STUMPS WHAT A REVOLUTION
>>152064037Get a chiko roll, chips, and some flake. Maybe a National Pie too.
>>152064020stokes is 100% pure english kek
>Britzoloids nowhere to be seen
STARC OMG THE GOAT FWAAAAAARRRRRKKKKKK STARCGOD STARCGOD STARCGOD AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH WHY THE FUCK IS HE SO GOOD STARCGOD STARCGOD STARCGOD
Stokes always looks like he got absolutely bamboozled when he gets bowled by a straight one lol
ROFL:ROFL:ROFL:ROFL _^___ L __/ [] \LOL===__ \ L \________] I I --------/ --------/
>turn on cricket again>ABSOLUTE MONSTER DELIVERY WICKET5-0
when is Stokes going to bazball?
This is going to be a shit 5-0 summer, isn't it?Need to have India out more often so it's actually close games.
>>152064066100% not. he's a fuckin faggot.
yep it's gonna be a 3 day test
>>152064058The male g-spot is literally up the bum. You're living in ignorance not giving it a try.
>100% no 100% yeswhat did he mean by this?
EAT SHIT YOU DEAD EYED FUCK
same deal as when india was here nu perth always gonna be a quick game
i hate to agree with our niggerfaggot of a pm but its looking like a 5-0 sweep
>>152064029
>>152064081yeah mate, would actually get crowds then as well. jai hiiiiiind!
>>152064081dont care bongs treated /ourlads/ like scum when they were touring and talked mad shit leading up to thisI want to see them humiliated
>>152064085>tfw bought tickets for day 4fuckkkkkk
>>152064108ive given you the (you) you deserve
Took monday off work for this. Gonna be ober by sunday isnt it
>>152064064>international cricket teams hate this one trick.they might all work out how to bat again in a few years.
>>152064030They should have never left the WACA
England's best two batsmen are at the crease now
>>152064119took every game day off for the series except for next tuesday. will be kinda glad if i dont miss day 5 for this one. want them all to go 5 days tho
surely day 4/5 tickets for every test are free? or at least heavily discounted?
>>152064081we've yet to batcalm your tits
>>152064002the noodles or kebab or sushi
>>152064136Day 5 is like $2 to get in
>>152064030without India, cricket is irrelevant.
>>152064138Was she killed or something?
based junior telling it like it is300 is a par score here
>compulsive hookerbut enough about your mum haha
>>152064138Quiet piggy.
>>152064138You are not Dollfucker
HIS LAND has been fucking woeful today
dont review that you fucking idiot
over before tea kek
this is why i voted no
>>152064134i think you're gonna have a few days of fuck-all to do mate.
no cam! leave him alone!
>>152064151Nah she's a fat rancid e-whore with a failed onlyfans she looks like Grimace naked. Schmitty winkerson or something.
>>152064166let's be honest here - it was over before the toss
Perth is a West Coast Eagles town
Handout of a review desu.
see ya smudge
>>152064152He’s by far the best commentator on Austar.
Fucking hell we are absolute shit
Wheres WebM Chad
>>152064190you've always been more of a footy nation tbf
>>152064185junior, vaughan and gilly for me
>>152064190At least you aren't indian lol
Will Smith bowl to Smith?
The stadium only looks right when its filled with blue polos
>>152064190i really hope you'll give a better show bowling, cause there's no fun in kicking a man who doesnt react
>>152064202No but Steven Ashcroft
Poot proving all the Aussies absolutely right is killing me kek
>>152064197>gillyFuck off. He’s the worst of the lot. All he does is suck off India and try to play the role of host/diplomat. Such a corporate cocksucker.
>>152064190its just the pitch mate. aus will be at around the same point in our 1st innings
>>152064081no thanks
>>152064032Sucks dont it. Born into a world that hates us
Alison Mitchell is the best commentator and has the vocal chords of an angel
>>152064220Looks like a pretty soft wicket for batting. It will only get easier to bat on as the game goes on, too.
>>152064223this is beautiful
I watch the grade cricketer sometimes because they always show up in my recommended and they are such an insufferable pair of cunts, especially the one with hair, their really not funny
>>152064032born in 1998 its pretty bad mate. got to see the very last breath of australia and then watch it get ripped away just as i approached being an adult.
>>152064190dont lose hope mate, >we are the king of collapses in current year
>>152064223England has the barmy army that manages to fill many 100 seats.The Indian army travel down for their tests and fill a couple thousand.What's the big deal? Nice for passionate fans to come over.
>>152064223Imagine the smell
>>152064235they laugh way too hard at their guests jokes
fucking corpo's recycling the same shit ads for years in a row
>>152064230itll be like this for the first 2 days at least i reckon >>152064241speaking of the army where is the trumpetcunt? havent heard him all day
I too am quite happy to lie on the internet and I say I was born after 1995
>>152064250you'll find the reason why is because most women are in charge of marketing at all these companies.
>>152064175just saw her picswould
bit sad that all the poms have to travel here to fly their flag legally
is that a person wearing SUNGLASSES?????
Mumza gets home from her shift soon. How to sober up fast
>>152064279you have to be 18 to post here
>>152064272https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Min_Woo_Lee
>>152064289Ho Lee Fuk
I’m leaving for my shift soon, have to sober up fast
>>152064288checked
its just not the same without bongbros :( why cant they stay up like we did?
shit outfield, glad they ran 4 anyway
>>152064288Most younger people live with their parents nowadays.
>>152064307very truet. 34 year old
The white dogs have countered boland
>>152064304There's only one Britzoloid poster
Everyone in the discord server has agreed to watch the last session at the Jubilee hotel in the Valley
>>152064304i'm right here faggot.
>>152064304It starts at a bad time for them
shot
First time watching free to air tv in months and the ads as so fucking grim.
>>152064320Golden or Tamar?
>>152064304theyll be waking up soon mate
>>152064288>pusdo-janny
I am getting dejavu from the Ind-Eng match where these two battered our bowlers and took the game away
>Britzoloids bullied Irish lad out of /cric/I'll never forgive them for this
>>152064307im 27 and live with mum and currently drunk. going out to the living room to talk about the cricket every few overs. what r u scared of lol >>152064324get the post count up then mate youre carrying an entire country
>>152064336>waking up to see 5-150grim
>>152064304henlo
>>152064351>living roomIs this different to lounge room?
>>152064328crazy that if she didn't have big tits she'd be working at mcdonaldsfemale chudjak
Is steve smith related to jamie smith
good fiddy
>88>50
>>152064368its not a library mate
>we’re so bad even the Aussies are applauding our runs
>>152064351i'm trying to deal with a a stream that keeps stopping because i'm poor an shitposting with you faggots at the same time. a boys werk is never done. why've you snuck that cheat in as a ringer captain btw?
>>152064371Womeme live life on easy mode, yet still complain.
>>152064328>Wonky breastsShe'd benefit from a bra to keep her in line.
Visited Easter Europe recently and I discovered I’m actually pretty sociable guy, it’s just shitskin hell world Australia that makes me so irritable and closed off.
BOLAND AGAIN GET HIM OFF BIG FUCKIN SPASTIC
>>152064390u tried channel 7 with a vpn?and idk id have picked head to cappy
HIS KNEE EXPLODED
>>152064387We arent Indians m8We know how to celebrate achievements by opposition
>>152064368welcome matereckon these two can bat a bit so games not over yet
>>152064369>Is this different to lounge room?it's the same, we complicate the language to fuck with the mutts.
>>152064408say hello to the easter bunny m8?
>>152064416I’ve never heard of a “living” room. You live in every room, I’d hope.
>>152064328best set since Jennifer Connolly
Big names must be dropped for the next test
>new abo joins the team>boland is suddenly dog shit???
>>152064425Root, Crawley, Stokes, Duckett, and Wood.
>>152064412>channel 7it doesn't work with mullvad. have you had it working abroad before?
God bless Australia and our people
So glad we bowled out the Emglish top orser so we can watch bazball finally
Hey guys it's the first day of a 5 match test series, do you think it's a good idea to dive head first to save one run at the risk of a career ending injury?
>>152064422not in the death room. you only go in there when you're dead.
>>152064433no ive never left australia.proton vpn might work but i think you need to pay for an aus server
Just got my tickets for day 5, first test match I'll be going to very excited.
GONE FUCK OFF CUNT
>>152064412don't you need a phone that has australian GPS co-ords to get 7play or whatever the fuck it's called working now?
>>152064431>diluting black magic Diversity is our strengthThats Fucking Out>>152064432
c'mon you fag, wait for the review
kekKEK
>>152064445youre going to be watching the broadcast people pack up cameras mate >>152064449dunno im on kayo now. i think i just needed an email for the womens world cup though
What the fuck, never thought id like an English batsmanBased Brook
>>152064441>proton vpn might worksorry mate i won't willingly install israeli spyware on me puter.
why did he wait so long before walking? was he attempting to cheat?
??? lmao
>>152064457Nah, good lad playing it cool making them review it
>miss wicket ball because the fucking stream buffered for no reasonHOLY FUCK THIS FUCKING CUNT STREAMING 7 FUCK YOU
>walkingnuh, nice try you cheeky fucking cuntno applause for walking AFTER waiting for the not-out and review
WALK YOU C- oh
kill me
>>152064468Not in the spirit of cricket, that.
SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!!
>walks after its referred but before its reviewedkek back in the sheds cheating little pommy poof
>>152064477no shame in going to bed mate
BLACK POWER
>Harry "The Cheat" BrookGood rid ants
>>152064472This is why you need a satellite dish. Bloody internet just isn’t reliable and the streams have too much delay.
>>152064461sorry mate dont think i can help u then idk anything abt vpns is cricstream not up
do NOT give him props for walkingcheating cunt waited until after the review
>>152064483>rubs sandpaper on ballokay
>>152064490I have the 2nd fastest internet speed this country has for homes lol. It's the shitty website not the connection.
>>152064477Don't be like that m8 Think about all the cute, single grils who can be taken out on a date this weekend if you just have a crack at one
C R A T SRATS
>ATKINSON
GOTTEM GONE FUCK OFF AUSGODS
HAHAHAHAHAON YA BIKE POMMY POOF
HERES YOUR WORST AUSTRALIAN TEAM EVER TOP KEK
>should I bowl at the stumps to the tailender first ball>nah, give him a bouncer when no-one is in position to catch anything that pops upsigh
fucking hell engcucks at least put up something of a fight
>>152064491i've got it up, but it keeps spazing out. wish i didn't desu.
>>152064498Speed doesn’t matter, the internet in general is just inherently unreliable. It isn’t designed for broadcasting TV.
>>152064503i hate women
kekKEKK E K
KWAB
>>152064525based
>>152064517see, starc knows what he's doing
PUT THAT MAN ON A DIET
uh bong bros wasnt this THE english team to beat worst australia?
just fucking bat properly
atkinson more like pookinson LOL
>>152064496>Monty Panesar has revealed that England's bowlers used mints to alter the condition of the ball and assist with reverse swing.>"We all tried to change the condition of the ball, because reverse swing has such a huge impact," Panesar wrote in his autobiography, The Full Monty, which has been serialised in the Daily Mail.
>>152064541fatkinson was right there
based baz fucking england for years teaching them to play test cricket incorrectly
Why didn't Woakes continue?
>>152064543More like Moty PooneSaar
‘kin hell
>>152064498hav you done your bufferbloat slowing your internet down might help? these live streaming faggots have got all kinds of timing tricks built in now.
>>152064552>letting a kiwi teach you how to test cricketserves them right
>Carse more like Arse
>>152064522Acestream ID for TNT Sports:363f1d119b1971237318c0d953ab6eea5eb7c592Bed looms. Only post here for ashes /cric/, since when was posting on 4chan like breaking into Fort Knox
contorversybros......we need a quick controversy to save the narrative
>>152064556kek
>we had 800 days to prepare for this
COCK up my ARSE
Not many teams where a 6'6 lad is not even the second biggest one around.
do the english players practice leaving the ball?
Australia still needs to bat
>>152064543>Monty Panesarmonty's mental mate, you can't listen to owt that he says.
>>152064575not in bazball mate, even when baz is sacked they'll be fucked
>>152064574Ew
>>152064551Yeah true
>>152064565is it finally blocked at the ISP level?how'd you maintain your brit flag?
never easy when england are shaping up 10 men vs 12 aussies when crawley is picked
>>152064557australia will be 2 down by the end of the day
>>152064600
Doggett has a bit of dog in him. And Carse is a retard who can’t dodge a ball.
cracking open a green cooper's palie, have a good one aus & brit lads!
>>152064558I did this test while streaming the cricket and a youtube video playing so I really doubt it was anything but 7's shitty website.
BULLIEDBRUTALISEDBERATEDKEK
Just ate 6 bits of bread with Vegemite and cheeese and missed two wickets
GET READY FOR A BROKEN FUCKEN FACE
Based Arse eating a cherry
>>152064619based lad
>>152064565nice one. this is fucking tarmac. guess we shouldn't let kiwis run the proper cricket.
JUST FUCKEN BOWL EM OUT.>>1520646256? fatty boombah.
>>152064557Do NOT go to sleep
spazball
aussies getting arrogant and bongoloids getting blue do none of you understand test cricket?
Kek
GONE GOTTEMFUCK OFF CUNT
mindfucked
>ARSE
>>152064573No thanks
>3 fielders within 20 metres>obvious plan>hit straight to themKEKroom temp IQ poms
doggett is fucking good to golets keep cummins on ice till game 3
bazball needs to be stopped lol t
>>152064622try doing it. your buffering works better when your upload and download speed are symmetric.
>england
>>152064642Mate the English team are doomscrolling this thread rn we need to let them know how fucked they areCRAWLY IN MY SKINNNNN
>Hussey is sucking off the opposition again
>bring bashir for 4th and 5th day pitch>dont make it past day 3
Doggett is based as fuck
wow, never seen bongs bat this badly
>32 oversfucking hell
We are a team of fucking brainlets
Feelin' arrogant lad.
>>152064692>he hasnt wat hed bazball in the last 2 to 3 yearsFuck off cazzie
>>152064625Based vitamin b lad
New thread where?
newy?
baking
>>152064705only watch fta
>>152064680His commentary is almost as bad as Warner's.I miss channel 9
genuinely thought we were coasting to 300 with smith and brookteam of fucking retardsthen atksinson and carse literally just have to block for smith but decide to fucking be shit
LMAO
NEW>>152056932>>152056932
Hahahahaha
So this is the power of bazball
FUCKING KEK
>>152064655and againk e kK E K
bong m80's, are we watching T20 slop?
I feel bad but i hope archer cops a few to the noggin only because he's black
SEVEN FA
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
CRAWLING IN MY CRAWL
