HAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHAAAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>152081504OH NONONO
>falsely claim to invent sport>lose against prison team
Lol
Do you think it's time we implemented an eternal laugh at England thread?
THIS IS NOW THE ETERNAL LAUGH AT ENGLAND THREAD
heh
>>152081559eyes off joao the domesticated monkey
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>152081593might as well sticky it for the summer
>>152081526I'd 8-2 be an England fan right now
MODS STICKY PLZ
TRAV'DAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Englel
OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHA
>muh bazball>fail at it miserably>get bazball'd in response by a fill-in opener
GB flags must prove they are scotlandese or walese before participating itt
bahahahahhahahahahaThey have a Jewish prime minister and Muslim mayorsHahahahahahahahahahahaYou reap what you sow you fucking vermin
>>152081504No one cares about Cricket. Fuck off.
>>152082135>tf>tpGo back to where you came from wog cunt
>>152082135Engshit hands typed this post
PUT ANOTHER ENGSHITTER ON THE BARBY
>>152082022Pottery
.
It was looking dire and the end of yesterday. bahahahahahaha
WHERE DID ALL THE ENGSHITTERS GO AHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING NECK YOURSELVES YOU SUBHUMAN ENGSHITTERS
>didn't baz >didn't bowl first >still lose in just two days from a winning position5-0 incoming ya¿
>state of us
Haven't seen englel lose in such humiliating fashion since they lost the last test vs India at The Oval
...
This thread lasted longer than englel's innings
>>152082888trips of trvth
Cricket newbie here, hi:))So, England is like the laughing stock of the cricket world? Yeah?Like… they invented the sport but somehow everyone else became better at it?And every time there's a big tournament, they hype themselves up only to… crumble spectacularly?And their fans keep saying “this time will be different,” but it never actually is?And people still watch them because the chaos is half the entertainment?And even when they win, everyone’s like, “okay but is this sustainable or was it just a fluke”?And their arch-rival Australia basically treats them like a little brother who keeps talking smack but can’t win the fight?And every few years they have a total meltdown that becomes a global meme?And somehow, despite all this, they remain hilariously, stubbornly confident?
>>152083220>englel's "greatest ever batter">13 defeats in 15 tests>0 (zero) wins>0 centuries
I'm sure everyone will agree that England's tactics and attitude are bang on and it's just the execution that needs refining.This match came down to very fine margins and it was one good innings from an aggressive opener that won it. If that were Crawley or Duckett instead of head then England would be 1-0 up.England need to stay the course and not cave in to shrill voices in the media.
>>152083300>tacticskektheir bowling tactics were good for most of the test until head lit them up but their batting tactics were non existentthey lost the majority of their wickets to shots that didnt need to be played. just look at pope, root and brook all playing at wide ones outside off today. 3 wickets in 9 balls or something
>...the guys who had success there with the bat in hand were the guys who seemed to take the game on>Anyone who tried to stay around, and occupy the crease didn't have too much successAccording to Captain Stokes they simply weren't aggressive enough with the bat. They will learn from this and be more attacking in the 2nd test
>>152081504Why? We qualified without conceding a single goal?
>>152088520Don't engage with the dangerously obsessed, they might knoife you
>>152082135Piss off Stavros
>>152082002This deserved all the (you)s sorry noone else appreciated it bro
>>152094141Kek
>>152083536>they lost the majority of their wickets to shots that didnt need to be playedthis is it - tests are five days and you don't have to waft at everything that comes down the track bazball is not a test strategy, at least not against a team who actually know what they're doing
>wake up>remember england lost from an unloseable position>go back to bedThey better win the World Cup or else
>>152083220pretty much this lol
Bump
>this thread lasted longer than the first test
>>152081504HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHO
>>152083268Seriously how the fucking shit is this guy the 2nd highest run maker of all time in tests, how did that fucking happen.
>>152081504top klok ¡!
>>152081976lmao rofl kek kkkk
>>152083220You could write a thesis on the psychology of>IT'S COMING HOME
>>152108909Played the last 5 years statpadding on the flattest wickets ever made
I have no idea what I'm laughing at Engerland for, but I'm still doing it.
>>152118780Sustained parental abuse by one of their kids. Sad!
>>152108658Not caught up with the rugby, I assume?
>>152081504who?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*inhale*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAGone gottem fuck off or however it goes
Anyone for golf?
GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA
Will englel lose the ashes in less days than this thread lives? That's the real race
>>152120204Australia won those ashes too, LMAO
>englel
For all the noise England make about Bazball, the truth is that it still looks like an dog wearing shoes it doesn't want to. They can recite the slogans and wear the merchandise but it never quite fits. They speak of it like a frontier philosophy that has freed them from the shackles of the past, yet watching it crash into Australian conditions feels like witnessing a cultural experiment gone wrong. It is a Kiwi invention being performed by Englishmen, and that gap is visible to everyone except the people insisting it is working.
>E7G1AND
>kekland
>>152131918*vibes*
>>152081504>laugh at EnglandBro, I laugh at every country on the planet that plays this faggot ass "sport," kill yourselves, losers
>>152081593Yes, everyday a bong fraud gets exposed
wat happened did bongistan fuck upcan someone not british gimme a quick rundown
>>152136109>this does not fucking slip>slips
>>152136109nothing happened, it's just a pajeet from Leicester bumping a dead thread.
>there are englel fans that flew halfway across the world to watch their team play>englel lost before they arrivedHowling
>there were englel fans that flew halfway across the world to watch their team play>englel lost before they arrived>they are now flying back home earlyHOWLING
>IT'S
can we co-opt this thread to be LAUGH AT INDIA?they just got whitewashed at home (again) lol
can't we have both¿
I'm laughing in advance about their hilarious failed at the 2026 WC.HHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAGAHGAGAHAHHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHSHAHHSHJSHSHSPISSI KEKITINI BLACK PENIS IN ANTONELLAS MOUTH
>>152154554Laugh at englel is eternal
>>152154533>>152154609
>5 day test>lose in 2
Pffft hehHehehahahhaBahahahahBaaaaaahhahahahahhahahah>Imagine being English at any point in the last 60 years
why we laughing at them again?
or, are we laughing at them or with them?>>152155104aren't you guys their cousins or something
>>152155138>bring your most fearsome bowling attack to Australia>Australia's 2 best bowlers and captain are injured>before the series threaten to blow them away>day 1>actually do smash the Aussies>basically 5-0 up at halftime>THIS DOES NOT FUCKING SLIP>lose 6-5>slips in the most hilarious way imaginable>captain on verge of crying in the presser
>>152155138Because theyre English.
>>152155180well that's unfortunate
>>152155193Actually it's even worse. In football terms it's like>5-0 up at HT>oppenents literally on the ropes>sub off all your defenders for strikers and go ALL OUT KLOPPO-BALL 0-0-10 formation HEAVY METAL CRICKET >lose >say the problem was being too defensive and promise to attack more in the next match
britjeet thinks being 50 runs up is the equivalent of 5-0 in football yet india just lost by 400 runs to south africa
>99 run lead with 9 (NINE) wickets in hand>no team has ever lost in 2 days with such an advantageHOWLING
>>152154616>confused by the webm>look up the name mentioned>that twink raped 136 anglos in the span of 2 years with a final top score of 206 in totalWhat the fuck
>>152155352When in Rome...
The poonited shartdom of great shitstain and northern direland
>>152155961If more countries watched cricket more countries could laugh at englel
LADS>it's englel
RULE BRITAINNI-ACK!
>99 run lead>9 wickets left>loseOh dear
>>152106272>They better win the World Cup or else
>>152185329SIXTY YEARS OF HURT
Hey heyMy myLaugh at englel will never die
>>152081561AAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>152081504FOURTEEN YEARSOURTEEN144
>>152081504LMOA
>>152190381keKkk
>>152154616>Getting raped by a chink twinkGRIMOLA
>>152190381KEEEKEEEK>>152188480>444That's just Stokes shouting on the golf course OH NONONO
>>152188783>footballSIXTY YEARS OF HURT>rugby 23 YEARS OF HURT>tennis93 YEARS OF HURT LMAO>cricketpicrel
>>152191239Can't rape the willing. They knew what was happening just too embarrassed to admit it
>>152188783pozzies haven't one in England for longer >152191901>>93 retard shitjeet, go back to watching your mother get fucked through the keyhole
NO REFUNDS
>engshit
>>152155237I explained to my niece that in soccer terms it was nil all after 80 minutes and then Australia ended up winning 9-0
>>152218161It was a bit of a Hearns vs Hagler, except if Hearns was also punching himself in the balls whilst Hagler was KOing him
*heems england*
Reminder that englel lost a test match inside 2 days despite a 99 run lead with 9 wickets left
luff this thread ngl x
can we make this a permanent sticky janyysanbla x¿
>this thread lasted 4x as long as the Perth test matchHOWLING
He reminds them
Matters not. England will win the FIFA mens World Cup 2026 because I saw it in a dream.
>>152226515The usual reasons to "laugh at England" are more of a /pol/- than an /sp/-thing, so I'd worry, it would drift off in that direction.
>>152236773Impossible not to laugh though>>152191901
Sleep tight
Good morning
laughing at them for losing their semi final https://www.bbc.com/sport/rugby-league/63609522>England fell to a shock semi-final defeat as Samoa won a golden-point thriller to set up a meeting with Australia in their first World Cup final.
>>152254444>Shaun WaneQuad 4s of truth
>16 matches in Australia>14 losses, 2 draws>0 hundreds ending the series averaging under 50 would be the ultimate poomiliation
Good ebening
Reminder this thread has lasted 5x longer than englel in the first test
Why isnt anybody laughing at walesThey lost too
HUEUAUEUUEAHUEAHAAny day is a good day to laugh at bongs
>englel are the only country to have been whitewashed by every test playing nationOH NONONO
>coward engshitters still in hidingOh nonono
cricket is for colonials
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The top table is decided but there's still the play offs to play for.
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>27 runs to win with 4 wickets remaining>lose by 6 runs
>>152247659>>152254438grim hairline
>>152283246Made up for it by zutting hundreds of english "men"
8 more hours until the next englel humiliation begins
>>152280124
4 hours until the next englel zutting
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It continues. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BRUH look at this DUDE
lol
>DUCKett
LMFAO
england, the shitters of the sporting world
>>152083220Creating sports and getting mogged at them is hilarious. Soccer and cricket? Lmfal
>268-9>on a pitch the grimdies got 311Ahahaha the englel ride never ends
>>152081504APOLOGISE
>>152255384>>0 hundreds
Still a fraud
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>englel shitting the bed againAhahaha
>page 7Not so fast englel
>Invent sport>Be shit at itEvery single time.
Record breaking humiliation
>Still 0 wickets by England born players
>>152322481They need to import more Saffas and blacks
one more bad day and this thread lasted longer than englel's hopes lmao
Good morning englel!
>>152083220>they invented the sport but somehow everyone else became better at itWhy does this keep happening?
cricket is still for colonials
>>152325354They’ve tried that already and it didn’t work
>>152155231>>152155180Lol no. You losers can't even be losers properly. If anything it was:>1-0 at HT (more like 0-0 but I'll be generous)>start bleeding goals in the second half and be thankful that the game ended at 3-1 before it got any worse>>152155138>>152155193Don't listen to these coping cocknozzles
Is this /mug/?
If Korea performs well in this World Cup as I calculated, we'll face Britanistan in the round of 16I really hope that day comes (imagine Harry Kane’s ankle bending the wrong way from a Son Heung-min tackle lol)
>Group L
>spend 4 years planning how to win Down Under>lose in 5 daysKekland
>>152337248And so a new mutt race is born
Reminder this thread has lasted 7x longer than englel in the first test
Can't batCan't bowlCan't field
>page 9Not so fast englel
>>152349971>That haircutFucking kek
>>152353935JUST
>t-t-this time it'll be differentOH NONONO AHAHAHAHAHA ENGLEL NEVER FAILS TO DELIVER
>this thread is still uplmaoinglasted longer than England
Yeah that test is worthy of a bumpGenuinely embarrassed for the English Cricket Team
>4 years of planning>2-0 down in 6 daysHOWLING
It's time to relegate the ashes to a 3 test series
They expressed themselves and played the way they wanted to play
kek
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, YER TITS
I'm still laughing
I'm still shitting
Our revels now are ended. These our actors,As I foretold you, were all spirits andAre melted into air, into thin air;And like the baseless fabric of this vision,The cloud-capped towers, the gorgeous palaces,The solemn temples, the great globe itself,Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve,And, like this insubstantial pageant faded,Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuffAs dreams are made on, and our little lifeIs rounded with a sleep.
>>152375315t. ollie poop
>>152365608<- For you.
Golflel
Why don't the England bowlers simply throw the ball faster so it's harder to hit? Are they stupid?
What's a fitting shanty for the Bongs to sing their sorrows to?
>englose
>>152398622Swing low
>>152082135>>152082161I'm a wog and I love watching England get flogged
>engLLLLLLLLDLLLLDLLL
>thread so powerful engLLLLLLLLDLLLLDLLL tried to ddos the whole siteTruly a shameful peoples
IT'S COMING HOME!>lose by 8 wickets>lose by 8 wickets again
>page 8>lose by 8 wickets>twice
Is this just britjeet talking to himself
Neva 4get
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lel
>15-0
Keeping threads alive is so insanely sad. Do you not have a job?
>>152444619There’s no problem here with the flag protocols even if this is occurring in England
>>152449399Paki flag is upside down
>>152081504What happened? Explain in baseball terms
>>152455324AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHA
>>152455299Can't catchWon't catch
>>152455299they dropped the ashes 5 times in 1 afternoon
>>152455324Lost the "World" Series 4-0 against their rivals who have all their pitchers injured
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>0-15
>>152465595Isn't that a tennis score? Lel
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>engLEL
what's so funny
LMAO
england-tan, it's time to start playing baseball
>>152478705They lose 5-0 every time they tour Australia but have spent the last 3 years whacking themselves off about how great they are and how bad Australia isand they are now speeding running the quickest loss of the trophy, even if the third games goes all 5 days that will be the joint quickest loss of all time
IT'S COMING HOM->0-15
>page 8Englel humiliation is eternal
>one more day until the next englel humiliationAlmost there :)
oh nononono HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS DUDE
One more day until>0-16
>23 daysGenuinely tragic
This should be a sticky. There's nothing more pathetic than the anglosphere.
>>152514833Just don't be shit a cricket then>>152514956It might be the most one sided rivalry in sports
Best thread on /sp/ right now
>>152081504Mates dad went to Australia to watch and thought the aussies were being overly smug kek
>>152485991nobody here watches cricket
>English fraud of the dayLukeman>SportDarts>What happenedAs a favorite to win the WC, he lost to our full time plumber Hopp>Fraud statusUtterly exposed
>20000 brits spend thousands in savings and fly round the world to support their team>lose inside 2 days before supporters even have a chance to see them>go play golf
15 more bongs until this needs to be stickied :)
>>152518502Big fan of dutch and germans playing darts
6 more bongs until >0-16
36c in Adelaide today
>getting heem'd by a paki grandad
>>152519907>justify it by admitting how shitty England is
>>152517676I don't give a fuck about faggotpaddle, nor do I care about this country, it's just genuinely pathetic that you've spent nearly a month, every day thinking "OMG I NEED 2 KEEP DA THRED UP ON 4CHANNELS SPORTS PAGE" you need to get a life
>i-i-don't careMENTALLY DISINTEGRATED
D-day for bazball
>4-92Ahahahaha
amazing thread ngl
>thread still lasting longer than Englellmao
AHAHAHAHAHA OH NONONONO
>the eternal Shitland threadYeah nice
>>152528083It was actually 41c today lad
>>152546888How many English tourists died?
>>152535323AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS FUCKIN DOOOOOOD
>152535323SEETHING POMMIE BASTARD OH NONONO
OHHHHHHHHHHHHWHO LIVES IN A CALIPHATE O’ER THE SEAENGLEL CRICKETTURNS FIVE DAYS OF PLAY TO A TWO DAY DEFEAT?ENGLEL CRICKETIF BAZBALLING NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISHENGLEL CRICKET>[In compliance with the Online Safety Act of 2023, the content you wish to view has been withheld in your location. Visit www.gov.uk for more information.]ENGLEL CRICKET (READY?!)ENGLEL CRICKET, ENGLEL CRICKET, ENGLEL CRICKETENGLEEEEEEL CRICKEEEEEEEEEET HAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO NO NOOOOO
>>152535323Get britjeets arse, he’s retarded
>>152535323*poos on you*
smack it with ye teeth
>>152547081>[In compliance with the Online Safety Act of 2023, the content you wish to view has been withheld in your location. Visit www.gov.uk for more information.]holy kekshitland will never recover from this one
>>152547081
One more englel collapse for>0-16
>englelAHAHAHAHAHA
Delete englel
>this thread lasted longer than enlel's ashes campaignHOWLING
Today is the day where englel end
Look at the bright side england, you have plenty of curry restaurants to dine at
Drop Carse keep Tongue
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