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>>152081504OH NONONO
>falsely claim to invent sport>lose against prison team
Lol
Do you think it's time we implemented an eternal laugh at England thread?
THIS IS NOW THE ETERNAL LAUGH AT ENGLAND THREAD
heh
>>152081559eyes off joao the domesticated monkey
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>152081593might as well sticky it for the summer
>>152081526I'd 8-2 be an England fan right now
MODS STICKY PLZ
TRAV'DAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Englel
OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHA
>muh bazball>fail at it miserably>get bazball'd in response by a fill-in opener
GB flags must prove they are scotlandese or walese before participating itt
bahahahahhahahahahaThey have a Jewish prime minister and Muslim mayorsHahahahahahahahahahahaYou reap what you sow you fucking vermin
>>152081504No one cares about Cricket. Fuck off.
>>152082135>tf>tpGo back to where you came from wog cunt
>>152082135Engshit hands typed this post
PUT ANOTHER ENGSHITTER ON THE BARBY
>>152082022Pottery
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It was looking dire and the end of yesterday. bahahahahahaha
WHERE DID ALL THE ENGSHITTERS GO AHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING NECK YOURSELVES YOU SUBHUMAN ENGSHITTERS
>didn't baz >didn't bowl first >still lose in just two days from a winning position5-0 incoming ya¿
>state of us
Haven't seen englel lose in such humiliating fashion since they lost the last test vs India at The Oval
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This thread lasted longer than englel's innings
>>152082888trips of trvth
Cricket newbie here, hi:))So, England is like the laughing stock of the cricket world? Yeah?Like… they invented the sport but somehow everyone else became better at it?And every time there's a big tournament, they hype themselves up only to… crumble spectacularly?And their fans keep saying “this time will be different,” but it never actually is?And people still watch them because the chaos is half the entertainment?And even when they win, everyone’s like, “okay but is this sustainable or was it just a fluke”?And their arch-rival Australia basically treats them like a little brother who keeps talking smack but can’t win the fight?And every few years they have a total meltdown that becomes a global meme?And somehow, despite all this, they remain hilariously, stubbornly confident?
>>152083220>englel's "greatest ever batter">13 defeats in 15 tests>0 (zero) wins>0 centuries
I'm sure everyone will agree that England's tactics and attitude are bang on and it's just the execution that needs refining.This match came down to very fine margins and it was one good innings from an aggressive opener that won it. If that were Crawley or Duckett instead of head then England would be 1-0 up.England need to stay the course and not cave in to shrill voices in the media.
>>152083300>tacticskektheir bowling tactics were good for most of the test until head lit them up but their batting tactics were non existentthey lost the majority of their wickets to shots that didnt need to be played. just look at pope, root and brook all playing at wide ones outside off today. 3 wickets in 9 balls or something
>...the guys who had success there with the bat in hand were the guys who seemed to take the game on>Anyone who tried to stay around, and occupy the crease didn't have too much successAccording to Captain Stokes they simply weren't aggressive enough with the bat. They will learn from this and be more attacking in the 2nd test
>>152081504Why? We qualified without conceding a single goal?
>>152088520Don't engage with the dangerously obsessed, they might knoife you
>>152082135Piss off Stavros
>>152082002This deserved all the (you)s sorry noone else appreciated it bro
>>152094141Kek
>>152083536>they lost the majority of their wickets to shots that didnt need to be playedthis is it - tests are five days and you don't have to waft at everything that comes down the track bazball is not a test strategy, at least not against a team who actually know what they're doing
>wake up>remember england lost from an unloseable position>go back to bedThey better win the World Cup or else
>>152083220pretty much this lol
Bump
>this thread lasted longer than the first test
>>152081504HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHO
>>152083268Seriously how the fucking shit is this guy the 2nd highest run maker of all time in tests, how did that fucking happen.
>>152081504top klok ¡!
>>152081976lmao rofl kek kkkk
>>152083220You could write a thesis on the psychology of>IT'S COMING HOME
>>152108909Played the last 5 years statpadding on the flattest wickets ever made
I have no idea what I'm laughing at Engerland for, but I'm still doing it.
>>152118780Sustained parental abuse by one of their kids. Sad!
>>152108658Not caught up with the rugby, I assume?
>>152081504who?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*inhale*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAGone gottem fuck off or however it goes
Anyone for golf?
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Will englel lose the ashes in less days than this thread lives? That's the real race
>>152120204Australia won those ashes too, LMAO
>englel
For all the noise England make about Bazball, the truth is that it still looks like an dog wearing shoes it doesn't want to. They can recite the slogans and wear the merchandise but it never quite fits. They speak of it like a frontier philosophy that has freed them from the shackles of the past, yet watching it crash into Australian conditions feels like witnessing a cultural experiment gone wrong. It is a Kiwi invention being performed by Englishmen, and that gap is visible to everyone except the people insisting it is working.
>E7G1AND
>kekland
>>152131918*vibes*
>>152081504>laugh at EnglandBro, I laugh at every country on the planet that plays this faggot ass "sport," kill yourselves, losers
>>152081593Yes, everyday a bong fraud gets exposed
wat happened did bongistan fuck upcan someone not british gimme a quick rundown
>>152136109>this does not fucking slip>slips
>>152136109nothing happened, it's just a pajeet from Leicester bumping a dead thread.
>there are englel fans that flew halfway across the world to watch their team play>englel lost before they arrivedHowling
>there were englel fans that flew halfway across the world to watch their team play>englel lost before they arrived>they are now flying back home earlyHOWLING
>IT'S
can we co-opt this thread to be LAUGH AT INDIA?they just got whitewashed at home (again) lol
can't we have both¿
I'm laughing in advance about their hilarious failed at the 2026 WC.HHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAGAHGAGAHAHHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHSHAHHSHJSHSHSPISSI KEKITINI BLACK PENIS IN ANTONELLAS MOUTH
>>152154554Laugh at englel is eternal
>>152154533>>152154609
>5 day test>lose in 2
Pffft hehHehehahahhaBahahahahBaaaaaahhahahahahhahahah>Imagine being English at any point in the last 60 years
why we laughing at them again?
or, are we laughing at them or with them?>>152155104aren't you guys their cousins or something
>>152155138>bring your most fearsome bowling attack to Australia>Australia's 2 best bowlers and captain are injured>before the series threaten to blow them away>day 1>actually do smash the Aussies>basically 5-0 up at halftime>THIS DOES NOT FUCKING SLIP>lose 6-5>slips in the most hilarious way imaginable>captain on verge of crying in the presser
>>152155138Because theyre English.
>>152155180well that's unfortunate
>>152155193Actually it's even worse. In football terms it's like>5-0 up at HT>oppenents literally on the ropes>sub off all your defenders for strikers and go ALL OUT KLOPPO-BALL 0-0-10 formation HEAVY METAL CRICKET >lose >say the problem was being too defensive and promise to attack more in the next match
britjeet thinks being 50 runs up is the equivalent of 5-0 in football yet india just lost by 400 runs to south africa
>99 run lead with 9 (NINE) wickets in hand>no team has ever lost in 2 days with such an advantageHOWLING
>>152154616>confused by the webm>look up the name mentioned>that twink raped 136 anglos in the span of 2 years with a final top score of 206 in totalWhat the fuck
>>152155352When in Rome...
The poonited shartdom of great shitstain and northern direland
>>152155961If more countries watched cricket more countries could laugh at englel
>>152081504HAHAHHAHAHAHASHSAHSHSJHADJSHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHA
LADS>it's englel
RULE BRITAINNI-ACK!
>99 run lead>9 wickets left>loseOh dear
>>152106272>They better win the World Cup or else
>>152185329SIXTY YEARS OF HURT
Hey heyMy myLaugh at englel will never die
>>152081561AAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>152081504FOURTEEN YEARSOURTEEN144
>>152081504LMOA
>>152190381keKkk
>>152154616>Getting raped by a chink twinkGRIMOLA
>>152190381KEEEKEEEK>>152188480>444That's just Stokes shouting on the golf course OH NONONO
>>152188783>footballSIXTY YEARS OF HURT>rugby 23 YEARS OF HURT>tennis93 YEARS OF HURT LMAO>cricketpicrel
>>152191239Can't rape the willing. They knew what was happening just too embarrassed to admit it
>>152188783pozzies haven't one in England for longer >152191901>>93 retard shitjeet, go back to watching your mother get fucked through the keyhole
NO REFUNDS
>engshit
>>152155237I explained to my niece that in soccer terms it was nil all after 80 minutes and then Australia ended up winning 9-0
>>152218161It was a bit of a Hearns vs Hagler, except if Hearns was also punching himself in the balls whilst Hagler was KOing him
*heems england*
