alri, we entering comfy season>Upcoming events:UK Championship Qualifiers - 22-27 NovIrish Women's Open - 28-30 NovUK Championship - 29 Nov - 7 DecSnooker Shoot Out - 10-13 Dec>Upcoming matches: https://www.snooker.org/res/index.asp?template=24&season=2025>Previous: >>151937087>Latest news: Zhao Xintong wins the Saudi thingMark Selby is the CoC MasterKenlad is a bachelor once againDesi is selling her special triangle (with help from Tina)
TODAY - Qualifiers Round 1 (bo11)>14:30Bai Yulu (f) v Mostafa Dorgham (a)Iulian Boiko v Umut DikmeBulcsu Revesz v Chatchapong NasaSteven Hallworth v Craig SteadmanJonas Luz v Connor BenzeyLan Yuhao v Jamie Clarke (a)Ross Muir v Fergal QuinnLiam *Pull*em v Kaylan Patel (a)>19:30Michal Szubarczyk v Jimmy WhiteCheung Kawaii v Florian NestleXu Yichen v Hammad Miah (a)David Grace v Igor Figueiredo (a)Zhao Hanyang v Liam GrahamLiu Wenwei v Krzysztof Czapnik (a) (new Polefren?)
Anime.This was me when I couldn't post, so it's obviously /sp/ related.
>>152082576GWAN THE BOI AND THE GIRL
Fresh off the video games.
>>152082548>Desi is selling her special triangle (with help from Tina)Her what now?
From the Riyadh Season Snooker Championship to Victorian Plumbing UK Championship QualifiersDoesn't get any more prestigious than that.
GO ON THE BOIGWAN NASAGWAN JONASGWAN BAIGWAN LAN
>>152083444I didn't even know there were plumbing contests in the UK. Is there a difference between regular plumbing and victorian plumbing anyway?
>>152083444>Doesn't get any more prestigious than that.Erm, sweaty? you do know that the Shoot-Out is in a couple of weeks?nice trips regardless.
>>152083462>Erm, sweaty? you do know that the Shoot-Out is in a couple of weeks?You are asking the resident 2025 Snppker Shppt Put remindererer.
>>152083460Everybody has to wear a waistcoat and no amount of foul language is allowed.
>>152083460I don't understand why the company called itself that, because if your house actually had Victorian plumbing, it would have lead pipes that poison your kids and probably no hot water.
GWAN Dikme, Bai and Pullengoat
>>152085120She might whitewash this fella
>>152085120>>152085129>4-0Men bros, we still have a chance.
>>152085166>Peter Lines, dominator of q-school losing to Reanne Evans 5-3 >highest break of 36 >still have a chance but the outlook is so bleak...
>>152085166(a) never stood a chance against the mighty (f).
Pullen on for a maxi
*P U L L* E Nlock up your swishy ponytails
>>152085268>>152085464>6-0We still have one more chance. Peter will surely not disappoint and save our faces.
2 hoursbe ready
>>152087128w-what if I'm not ready?
>>152087729not an option
>>152087768
GWAN NESTLEGWAN THE YCPsGWAN THE YPPs
>>152090716>Michal vs Jimmy White 49 year age difference lmao
Forgot about my brother Igor.GWAN IGO>>152090850Michał doesn't stand a chance against that accumulated experience.
>>152082622There there polanon everything will be all daijobu
>wins frame
>Uncut Dikme
can barely handle the suspense
>>152092260delete this for the sake of our German friends
Nueßßlebros...
>bo11>5-1 to 5-5
>>152093579>Austrian flag>KawaiiIt's like a match between /147/'s two most popular posters. We haven't had a match-up like this since whenever the real Ken Doherty last played the real Dennis Taylor.
>>152095980Who wants to play in the stinking Triple Crown UK Championship anyway, tsk!The next bigger and better goal is already on the horizon.
>>152095980>he actually managed to choke against a literal YHKP
Nestle nibbas, what happen?
>>152097035I'm a sad man.
>>152097143And me posting the wrong pic makes me even sadder.
SUNDAY - UK Champ Qualifiers (bo11)Round 1>09:30Ken Doherty v Simon Blackwell (a)Jiang Jun v Mink Nutcharut (m)Sam Craggy v Patrick Whelan (a)Robbie McGuigan v Oliver Sykes (a)Yao Pengcheng v Mahmoud El HareedyGao Yang v Ashley Hugill (a)Leone Crowley v Zhou Jinhao (a)Haris Tahir v Kreishh GurbaxaniRound 2>14:30Robert Milkins v Mateusz BaranowskiMichael Holt v Reanne Evans (f)Liam Davis v Iulian BoikoMitchell Mann v Huang JiahaoMatthew Stevens v Hatem YassenIshpreet Singh Chadha v Chris TottenFan Zhengyi v Ian BurnsChang Bingyu v Dylan Emery>19:30Liu Hongyu v Bai Yulu (f)Marco Fu v Wang YuchenSunny Akani v Steven WoolworthsFarakh Ajaib v Liam *Pull*emAmir Sarkhosh v Bulcsu ReveszZak Surety v Connor BenzeyScott Donaldson v Ross MuirMark Davis v Jamie Clarke (a)That's a lotta snooker...
>>152097685>Michael Holt v Reanne Evans (f)could be a corker
Good day for the Poles yesterday
GWAN MINKGWAN CRINGIE>still no streams on snooker-live.ruRussia has fallen.>>152106923This doesn't happen so often, so we'll make it a new national holiday.
>>152107040>>still no streamsTable 1 is free on WST's website and Youtube for tomorrow and Tuesday. Then it's Judgement Day coverage of all the tables on Wednesday and Thursday.
>>152107040Sportsplus chads stay winning >This doesn't happen so often, so we'll make it a new national holiday.>Baranowski won the decider after having needed 3 snookers.I'd say that's worthy of a holiday
>>152107108Nice. But for now it's...>>152107113>SportsplusYep.>Baranowski won the decider after having needed 3 snookers.Against Canada's brave Sahil Nayyar.
>>152097171>Qual Round 1>(Last 144; Losers receive £0)all work and no pay
>>152107632>lots of empty seatsGood to see they went for the fully immersive Saudi experience
>>152107632Imagine the amount of kebab, if he did it when it matters.
>Bai win is a step forward for women's snooker>Mustelid loss is two steps backwarderry time
>>152097685>Mink Nutcharut (m)Fucking hell! This keeps happening to me! And they're always Thai as well.
>>152107632I saw Zhao Xintong pot the gold ball with exactly the same shot on Facebook a couple of days ago. They must put the ball there on purpose to enable that incredibly stylish shot.
>>152108407We still got it, men bros!>>152108427>Mink Nutcharut (m)Or maybe we don't...>>152108456AI generated.
>>152108427jej indeed
GWAN MATIGWAN (YOU)LIAN
>>152109020and the Boi
>>152109465His name is (You)lian.
>>152109519I am retard
>>152109020>not saving your GWANs for Bai
>>152109831Maybe it was (Me)lian who was in the wrong.>>152109894I have a separate gwan pile for our girl.
H I T M A N C I D E R
Michael White's nickname should have been "the Hit-women"
and the Boi goes on >>152112535heh
>>152112535
I think I've just seen an omen. A good one too.GWAN SUNNEHGWAN BAIGWAN MAVISGWAN FUGWAN SCOTTO>Holt v E'Vans still going>>152112535Heh.
>>152114176>I think I've just seen an omen. A good one too.This confirms it. We can't say what it is beacuse we may jinx it but we all know.
harry bawkins
>>152115029>have you seen him?>now you have :)
>>152114760It has the same number of syllables and rhymes with "no doubt".>>152115029Oh, a new referee.
>Liam Pullen made the first 147 break of his career (...) taking the tour total for the season to a record equalling 15.>record equalling 15>halfway through the season"Magnets don't exist and the pockets were always this size" fellows right now.
Anyone spotted a ginger princess yet?
>>152117320Wider than a prozzie's legs (the pockets, not Judd)>>152117359I've only seen Marcel and a fella that looks like a very smug eastern european version of Robert Palmer
Everybody ready for the Snooker 900 Pluto TV Crucible Cup?
>>152118015Of course, I definitely knew about this event...
Hungary: STRONKAjaib: Pulled Bai: :(Donaldo: the comeback starts nowSunny: 100% cloud coverFu: destroyed another fellow Honk Gonker
>>152120840Seven of the current Top16 players are in it!For free to watch on Pluto TV!!Gabbo!!!
>>152121121>tune in >It's JP vs Joe Johnson/oldmankino/
Can't do a schedulepost for tomorrow I'm afraid, I have the flu.
MONDAY - UK Champs Qualification (bo11)Round 2>9:30Brown J. (Nir) v Szubarczyk M. (Pol)Gong C. (Chn) v Highfield L. (Eng)Heathcote L. (Eng) v Pinhey H. (Eng)Jones D. (Wal) v Figueiredo I. (Bra) (a)Lilley D. (Eng) v Xu Yi Chen (Chn)Lines O. (Eng) v Graham L. (Sco)Zehuang L. (Chn) v Wenwei L. (Chn)Zizins A. (Lat) v Cheung K. W. (Hkg)Round 2>14:30Jones Jam. (Wal) v Hugill A. (Eng) (a)Kowalski A. (Pol) v Craigie S. (Eng)Lam S. (Eng) v Blackwell S. (Eng) (a)Leclercq J. (Bel) v Tahir H. (Pak)Mertens B. (Bel) v Jun J. (Chn)Moody S. (Eng) v Zhou J. (Chn) (a)Taylor Al. (Eng) v McGuigan R. (Nir)Williams R. (Eng) v Pengcheng Y. (Chn)Round 3>19:30Brecel L. (Bel) v Burns I. (Eng)Gilbert D. (Eng) v Boiko I. (Ukr)Lyu H. (Chn) v Stevens M. (Wal)Maguire S. (Sco) v Bingyu C. (Chn)Page J. (Wal) v Holt M. (Eng)Wakelin C. (Eng) v Mann M. (Eng)Wells D. (Wal) v Milkins R. (Eng)Yuan S. (Chn) v Chadha I. (Ind)
Sunny... Bai...GWAN ZZGWAN JORDOGWAN MICHAŁGWAN FIGUORGWAN THE YCPs>>152122498Nooo, not the flu...
>>152121121Fair play Austrianon, this is actually good. Thanks for the notice.>Monday 24th November>>Afternoon session from 13:00GMT: Higgins v Hawkins, followed by Robertson v Hendry>>Evening session from 19:00GMT: Selby v Xiao, followed by Williams v Wilson>Tuesday 25th November>>Afternoon session from 13:00GMT: Semi-finals>>Evening session from 19:00GMT: Final
Morning lads, how are we? >One month until the Christmas eve threadI'm feeling festive.
>>152122498You must return to the zestpod>>152129034>one month and two days until the seniors event Alri and Happy Jolly season to you
>>152128732>no jodd>no rpmmie>no shornI must've missed the thread where we chose who could play in this
>>152117320It's not the pockets, because they have a wooden thing that they use to measure the pockets and make sure they're all the same size. It's the cloth, mainly, but you can also adjust the angle of the cushions to guide balls into the pockets a bit more.I went and found the video to prove it, and it turns out there's also something called "the fall of the slate" that they can probably rig on the Chinese tables too:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKq_2Z-sFvE
Michal Szubarczyk is playing a qualifying match against Jordan Brown, while I'm clicking around on YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMoh7RoWhhI
>>152129994gwan the [player's birthplace] [luxury car manufacturer]!
a Hawk is currently landing all over the baize
>>152129994The YPP is legit
>>152130272I must say that with the colour-coordinated tshirts, chairs, signage, AND score graphics, this is probably the best looking tournament of the season. WST in absolute shambles.
>>152130053Sound dad
>>152130053lel
>>152130371I like the lemon motif, very /147/coded
>>152130371>colour-coordinatedA dedication to the wasp community
>Sally Snorkins
>>152130371>AND score graphicsit doesn't say how many frames it's (best of)
>>152128732Doesn't sound bad at all.>>152129034My absolute number 1 at the top of the Most Hated Days list. This year, however, Hako's remastered Tobimasu releases on 24.>>152129981One way or another, we live in a rigged world.>>152129994>actually won against the ranking event winner (before Jack Lisowski) and are eternal boy Jordan BrownDayum.>>152130053Kek.
>Match was pulled off at 5-4 for Szubarczyk.Oh wait, he didn't win yet. Now I ruined it.>>152128732Forgot to ask: where exactly are >we watching this?
>>152130770https://pluto.tv/
>>152130607>5-2>match still goingMaybe it is infinite...
>>152130780It's over.
>>152130802You strike me as one of those VPN type fellas>>152130787Like a pendulum (an infinite one)
GWAN HENDRY
>>152130802It's watchable through the app but I don't know if that's region blocked
Hendry getting murdered live on Pluto dot tv.
T A B B Y
Stephen Hendry stars in "The Humbling".
why does the kubol have measles?
>>152131293it's anti-maxx
>>152130802If you use Kodi, this might work:https://forum.kodi.tv/showthread.php?tid=357696
>shanty pluto pub-tier coverage has better tv graphics than WST-slopwhat are they using all the saudi/chinese money for?
>>152131348
>>152131362Cocaine and hookers
>>152131060>>152131112posts that aged very poorly
babyface lookin' good, neel shook
>hendryback is on
RARE HENDTURY
n e y u l t u r y
N E Y U L T U R Y
one(hundred)'s plenty
>>152130607bo11 quarters and semisbo13 final
no one else watching stanual the manual moody?
what's your snooker scran?
>>152131587It's over (and that's a good thing) moodymen
>>152131671Roast Dinner
>>152131671>Coriander Clubif that's what they are offering as scran no wonder Morphy isn't participating
>>152131671straight lemonz
>>152131897fresh out of the zestpod
>>152131910>le zest man.pngZesting vs>pic relatedBeing zesting
>>152131910No one else stands a chance... he's aglow
>>152130879Never really used them aside from some sites where you can paste a URL and check another site from a different region without installing anything.>>152130995Probably same, not that I'd want to watch on my phone.>>152131356I don't and I don't want to install stuff just for one things.Thanks for the suggestions though.>>152131897>Selby v DongDamn, what a match. The other one sounds pretty good, too.Also:>playing after Selby in the evening
DOUBLE BELGIAN CIDER
>>152132538perhaps the only cider you'd actually want to drink
>>152132566>he doesn't want to drink a dikmecider
GWAN LEMON MAN
J E S T U R Y
There's a guy there in a Trust A Trader hoodie
in the evening the commentary is too quiet compared to the background banter
*wins the lemon coded tournament*
>>152134284gaius marcus citrus
she luvs her marks
>>152134387/ourgirl/
>quakelin
>>152134570looks a bit like the Royal Unit, just not quite as large.
>>152134926OG beefeater, that
RARE
strange to see the elusive Gnelf so close to the general British public
>Changler Bingyu with a 147
>12 red 12 black
>markwil112
>>152135814>could I *BE* any more of a YCP
LGTSS>keklel
Michal: INSEETHE AND A BOI CIDER
>>152136447>Burns too hot for BrecelWhat are the chances Yatesy writes these little match round ups?
>147 by Chang in frame 7>It's the record 16th of the season.>During frame 4 a rescue party had to be sent to find Stephen Maguire who went into the top left pocket to search for his watch and wouldn't come back for over 30 minutes.>Breclmaol>>152136870>Michal: IN0 doubt.
>>152136037>Changler Bingyu.png
So close bois
>Matthew Selt [36] 1 - 3 Jamie Clarke (a)
Revesz on a tear >>152142758Can only imagine how red he is right now
>Fu forfeited during the interval His elbow must be giving him trouble still
GWAN
You are watching the prestigous Paddy Power Perfect Challenge, right?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHacFjkIY3g
>McKilledfor shame, would have liked to have seen him play next week
>>152143189For me it's the Crucible Cup
>>152143189>Morph >Humphries Shan't
GWAN SELBERTSON>bendyfingersman
>>152143200On the flip side, Scotty is back (fo real)
GWAN BULKY SUE
dat lemon
>>152143380i missed that, missing a shot is fatal when there's no replays
P U L L C I D E R
r o b b o t u r y
900 lemons is a generous purse
>>152143344>lose the decider 71-70 fug
If Pullen won, I would have posted>Pulled pork
>>152143497
>the shanty town of Lelby's long potting
GWAN ZZ, NOPPY, MICHAL, AND HILLHOUSE
>>152130802>Never really used them aside from some sites where you can paste a URL and check another site from a different region without installing anything.maybe the direct stream address workshttps://cfd-v4-service-channel-stitcher-use1-1.prd.pluto.tv/stitch/hls/channel/68ac5543a1ac0c90f2c8943e/master.m3u8?appName=web&appVersion=unknown&clientTime=0&deviceDNT=0&deviceId=84abba50-4b92-11ef-aece-533610f1ea34&deviceMake=Chrome&deviceModel=web&deviceType=web&deviceVersion=unknown&includeExtendedEvents=false&serverSideAds=false&sid=6ae76c45-60ac-4cc1-baf6-65893cf0446b
>lemon-coded event created>Lelby loses
>>152143608>it worksAmazing, I was right on time to see Selby lose, thanks!
>>152143749>I was right on time to see Selby loseha ha
>>152143723we've been jested
>>152143759Or maybe he lost as soon as I started watching. Which would make it your fault, obviously.
Lisowski back to normal kek
higgity higgity higgity
>>152144374He well and truly jegged it
My brother Michał defeated by my brother Noppon.GWAN ZZGWAN RICKYGWAN PANG
>>152145124>GWAN ZZ Latvia is absolutely massive
Well done Russia's Artemiy Zhizhin
ZZ Tops, we feast tonight>>152145443I'm sure Arsenii Korolev will win a Q School match one day, hang in there
>>152145663>ZZ Tops, we feast tonight>David Lilley nextI believe
>>152145663Sure, and Artemiy will learn Latvian someday
GWAN THE MOODSTER, JJ, THEPPY, PIEFAN, AND THE MOUSE.>>152146095>
GWAN HIGGERS
>>152145663based Zizou
Out of curiosity, do you guys also follow 9 ball and 10 ball?
>bo?
>>152148405bo13
Neyul is the first Quintuple Crown winner!
the Crucible Cup was decent but next time they need some proper nawty and exciting players in it instead of the dinosaurs they had this time. Imagine>The Boy>Ronnie Rokit>Lisowski>Xintong>Magician Murphy>Bullet Brecel>Action Jackson>Mental Hossein
>>152147954I used to enjoy 9 ball on Jimmy White's 'Whirlwind' Snooker, but I've never seen it played on the television over here.
>>152147954Not really. It has been known to happen, but they're just too different and pool has none of the things we like about snooker.I watched an 8-ball pool tournament on TV once. They just potted everything, over and over again. It's a lot more fun to play, but once the players are world champion-tier, it's absolutely unwatchable.
>>152147954
>>152148929>never even got into Shoot Out finalsI guess that's at least some consolation prize.>>152149186>Xintong>one of these things is not like the others>>152152149W-what does he call it?
>>152149643They have a lot of events on youtube for free>>152149951Pro 8 ball is very boring to watch, but the rotation games + 1 pocket can be interesting.I do think playing 8 ball (especially with WPA rules) is very fun though.
>>152152772Also, I love both snooker and pool.I would play snooker if tables weren't so rare here in the US.
>>152152277>>never even got into Shoot Out finalsAnd he's not starting in this year's rendition of it. What a snob. No Sextuple Crown for him.
>Bakelin out>Lisowski out>Carter out >Jak Jones out Lol but also ?
Morning chaps, how are we? Decided to use my last sick day of the year today since it would just run out anyway.>Hendry and Ken picking Selby to winImagine the scenes of the 10 time triple crown winner up on the stage, what a Christmas present for the lemon inclined.
>>152154322>Imagine the scenes of the 10 time triple crown winner up on the stage, what a Christmas present for the lemon inclined.>jinxing it
Mr Rob looking like Woody from toy story without the hat
>>152154960I took the pendulum swing anon, it's a sure thing. Every single time Selby has won a triple crown I've been single
>>152155391Well in that case, can you put off getting married until he retires?
>>152152277>W-what does he call it?The CruciblefixionGWAN 'GUIRE
The audience don't even have chairs lmao have to sit on benches like they're in a school assembly
HITMANTURY ft. Pellew
GWAN MUH GUIRE>>152154202It's just fear.>>152155579Heh.>>152155820Waiting for the hitmax.
>>152155863Hitman: Agent 147
Lel @ this Stayvun interview
>WST youtube coverageThey keep switching table pleasing nobody and pissing off everybody
>>152156253That's every Judgment Day stream.
>Seethe: IN>Youtube sensation Michael Holt: IN >Farmer: 90% IN
>FLUKECIDER
>Mannlet
Mann's head is gone
GWAN MANFRED MANN
>Mitchellin Mann
>>152069072>>152069125>WoW Midnight launches on March 3rdWhere can I bet against a Neyul Cruce-win?
GWAN THE WELSHMAN
Slessor smashing the table lmao
GWAN SLESSGWAN BENGWAN ZHOUGWAN SCOTT>>152159447Lel, again?SLESS SMASH!
>>152159588He won the frame in the end as well
alri lads, I'm been stricken with the flu for the past few days, have barely watched anything of the UK Qualifiers. pray tell, has there been any sighting of our ginger princess (pic very much related) or a smug tina?
>>152161699No Ania but Tina is reffing the Bing match right now. Get well soon innit.
>>152157697Not so fast!
>0-5 to 6-5Say his name.
>>152162329Danny Kendall off of Grange Hill.
>>152162329
>>152161699>stricken with the flu for the past few days>have barely watched anything of the UK QualifiersAren't these statements that contradict each other?>>152162329>0-5 to 6-5Oh yes.
>>152162329Victor Plumber
>>152162329>I fell asleep at 5-4
>>152162329I remember Scotty was about to break into the top 20 a few years ago and then the Young Chinese Flu sort of fucked him up, looking at him, he would have died of Typhoid in another life.
https://www.sportinglife.com/snooker/news/john-higgins-i-was-told-to-get-changed-in-a-toilet-in-saudi-arabia/228918The cruce would never
>>152167281>legend of the game has a legitimate gripe>gets a load of politispeak bullshit in response I hate Barry Hearn and the WST so much it's unreal. No wonder he's started his own council.
GWAN ZhiZhinpicrel: Artemy explains why Artemijs Zizins is lame and false and Artemy Zhizhin is based and true
Gwan the Latics
>>152168137I'm guessing all that translates to "He does well"?
GWAN ARTHOUSE
GWAN ZZ POTGWAN NOPPO
Jebb v Seethen. Nice.
Lovely zest from zizou
>dave willy
the absolute state of the play in this Zehuang - Heathcote match
Z Z I D E R>>152169478Zesty, jobbing or both?
>>152169548both missing the easiest of pots
>>152169548GWAN ZZ
i feel we need more analysis of the away-from-the-table sitting-in-their-chair playwhat makes good and bad away from the table play for example
>>152169717Finger on the temple usually means; i'm finished and my head's gone
F L U K E
>Arbenijs :D
when's Gleggers?
it's Zizver
>>152169750thats some good analysis
>Lewis Trenchcoat
>>152169717what does this one mean?
>>152169871thanks
>>152170022This man is clearly expressing his love for wew water
>>152170022hes cool, cool as a cucumber
>>152170698ironically, cucumber are one of the least cool vegetables
>>152170028anytime mcangles
>>152170715what did ronnie mean by this?
GWAN THEPPY GWAN THE BELGIAN BEAST GWAN PIEFAN
>Victorian Plumbing UK Championship
>>152173032ye well cum te inglang n say it te muh face ill set tommy on ya
Leclercq absolutely slamming them in
>>152173032Bring back proper sponsors>Cue tip+red ball+black over the pocket=a pint of pish
GWAN THEPPERONIGWAM SUSHIGWAN PIEGWAN ECLAIRBIG SUPPER
Tom "Fordy" Ford
>>152174217>BIG SUPPER
my Chinese mouse :3
>>152175946Rob Walker towering over him lol
L E I C I D E R
>I always used to travel together with my dad to the UK Championship, so that will be tough. He was meant to come to Belfast (for the Northern Ireland Open) with me but passed away a couple of weeks before. I was playing and looking up to see where he was, but he was nowhere. It's hard for me to think about anything to do with snooker, but when out there I'm alright because I am used to being like a robot out there. That's the value of this game. My wife will still be with me, she's everything to me."GWAN SCOTTY AND SCARF-FU
>of all players I gwan'd it's Thep who lostReally. Well, a mouse is fine too, as they say.GO ON THE GIRLS>>152177002Time for something good to finally happen to him. A ranking title would be alright.
>>152183591>A ranking title would be alrightranking titles don't mean anything now that even Jegg has claimed one
>>152177002>I was playing and looking up to see where he was, but he was nowhere.Fuck ;_;
>https://www.youtube.com/@WPBSA/streamsStreams for the girls.>>152186944Makes sense. Now invitational non-ranking events are the new indicator of player's prestigiousness.
Stream quality is outrageous (good)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnC7MptMsD8
>>152189791haha, its so BRIGHT
I simply cannot wait for Jugg vs Seethen
SATURDAY - UK Championship begins! live from da Barb'Round 1 (bo11)>13:00Judith Trump v Stephen MaguireSi Jiahui v Ryan Day>19:00John Higgins v Ben WoollastonShaun Murphy v Lyu HaotianShorn getting an easy draw, as per. Hopefully the YCP can redeem.
>>152190940>>152192703>waiting for seethen and smugger to redeem
>>152199708Why are you awake and bumping /147/ at 03:22 in the morning? Don’t tell me two of us are based sociallifechads. It is pissing down with rain out there.Big up Frank Sidebottom, anyway.
>>152082548Alri here we are then>>152082622All the ladsHaven't been on /147/ and /sp/ in general for two weeks. Been extremely busy with work (plus I started rooning again). Hope you all have been well.Just checked some results and saw that my boy Selbz unironically won the CoC. Absolutely based.
Wew, a new Hako photobook just appeared. Or rather a photoleaflet, since it's only 8 pages. It's an auction and one person has it on their watchlist. The poor bastard couldn't possibly know I'm willing to pay a hundred euroshekels for it without winking.The Open event for Irish Women starts in about 10 minutes.>>152200036>playing video games all night is now considered having social lifeDamn, didn't even know I was such a normalfag.>>152202018It would sound like literal hell even if they didn't force you to run as well. Condolences.>Absolutely based.Imagine the WC if this wasn't Ding's year.
>Rigour is not the broadcaster in China for the 2025 Victorian Plumbing UK Championshipexceptionally grim
>all those Thais, Chinese, IndiansNot trying to start a political debate, but they really shouldn't let them play just because they "identify as Irish".>>152203224East has fallen. Billions must appear in LiveLeak videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vcq5QWrBHiMGWANG
>>152202018>Just checked some results and saw that my boy Selbz unironically won the CoC. Absolutely basedAnd Kenlad has made certain that NOTHING could possibly go wrong at the UKs either. The pendulum is finished.>>152203295>Killington >Gets Killed every matchPottery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM-6wmJDlO4GWAN BAI>>152203403They do get killed a ton.
>Girls playing >Poles playing >uk champs just starting I may overdose https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6WXKlgDoKAQ
GWAN HAZEL
Will Hazel ever age??!
>>152204728"no"
>tune into Eurosport, THE Home of Snooker™, to watch the opening session of the UK Championship>Eurosport 1 is showing biathlon>Eurosport 2 is showing what appears to be some sort of motorboat racing from Saudi Arabia for another hour until the snooker coverage actually startsIt's good to be back, bros
Old cue Jeb is back. It's over.
MR FUCKING ROB
>>152204753Touché
>>152204767Jeb was taken to the upside down?
>>152204795>taken to Born there*
GWAN SIGWAN SI THUN
>bob
>>152204887Has there ever been a professional player called Bob?
>>152205026https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_ChaperonAlso found a >Bob Dorkins on cuetracker but he's not a pro
>>152204887>best of bee
>>152205026Bobby Blorkins
>>152205026Jon Bois of SBNation made an entire film about how professional athletes are no longer called Bob:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvh6NLqKRfshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcGamPqUIxI
>>152205026
>>152205074Is that the name of Stephen Maguire's new restaurant?
What streams are you using lads?
>>152205255>https://snooker-live.ru/From Russia with zest.
>>152205255Iplayer https://www.livehdtv.com/bbc-one/
>>152203210>The Open event for Irish Women starts in about 10 minutes.>>152203295Now THAT's what I call snooker>>152203403>And Kenlad has made certain that NOTHING could possibly go wrong at the UKs either. The pendulum is finished.What did he do now? Did he finally get his copy of Woodcutters?>>152161699>ginger mousefu.pngHow can she be so perfect (and pale), bros?>>152204753Alri, Latviabro. Hope you have been well.
MemeFlukes are back on the table
Disrespectful to put the green among the reds imo
>>152205369Mrs Ken decided to de-Ken herself: >>152155391
>
>>152205344Cheers>>152205334I need muh Hendry on punditry
Sigull is destroying
>match started 15 minutes ago>still first frame>0-20Based women.>>152205521>I need muh Hendry on punditryRight, I keep forgetting most people don't mute their streams to listen to Hako or play video games while watching.>>152205523Chuds and homophobes, all of them, those YCPs.
If I was Stephen Maguire, I'd be pretty seething too, given how he keeps throwing frames away needlessly.
>dire
>>152205747Posted at the right moment too.
>snee vun
>Missguire>Badguire>Uneven Maguire
This is The Boy in 2025.
>fluke>could have been 2-2
>>152205815
>>152205369>Alri, Latviabro. Hope you have been well.Alri, been super busy, but nothing crazy. Hope you're settling in for a comfy December of UK Championship snooker into the arras
>bloke in the front row wearing a Boy Better Know shirtlel
good luck to all EFLchads today (but actually mostly the dying Canaries)>>152206242is it intended as a threat to Judd?
>>152206253a syndicate message, for sure.S E E T H E T U R Y
Drumpf status: impeached.
>first day>barrier raisedI'm going to need a cuppa
been a while since we've really memed on >de Gay
>>152206336>ynr when he beat Mork in a ranking event finalOh how the gay has fallen
saucy plant that
CAMAN STEPHEN
B O 5
>bo5
>Go up 3--1 >Die It just KEEPS happening boybros
>>152206253We're just trying to reunite with Cardiffbro
Just asked AI the important question it was made for lads.Answer below -> Here are some playful (and mostly fair) similarities between Mark Selby and a compost heap:> Both are grinders — they wear opponents/things down slowly and reliably. Selby is famous for long, grinding, tactical frames that frustrate opponents. > Both get better with time and patience — a compost heap needs weeks/months to rot into rich soil; Selby’s game often wins by steady, patient accumulation rather than flash. > Both recycle scraps into value — compost turns kitchen/yard scraps into fertile soil; Selby turns scraps (tight safety exchanges, small openings) into frame- and match-winning opportunities. > Both require tending and maintenance — a compost heap needs turning and feeding; Selby’s style relies on careful, continual cue-ball control and match management. > Both can heat up under pressure — compost generates real heat as it breaks down; Selby has famously produced intense performances in high-pressure moments (big Crucible wins/comebacks). > Both have a characterful nickname/status — Selby’s known as “The Jester from Leicester”; a compost heap is often affectionately (and a bit messily) called the garden’s “black gold” source.
jed is done
>>152206446The Composter from Gloucester.
>Jeddediah Trumpfield
>>152206528Judd if he was a 19th century prospector
ACHOO
Jeb seething
>SEETHUN
>Majobber
Slate line dramaOff to a thrilling start this UK championships lads
Seethen throwing away golden chances... again
>>152206611It's all downhill from here!
>fluke drump
>>152206611Hendry and Parrot seem convinced so I could easily be wrong but I think we would have seen the ball deviate more if it was the slate line that threw it off.
Mink destroyed, by the way.
>>152206769>Mink destroyed, Bai the wayNot yet, but soon...
>>152206769t. Danish government
>>152206828lel, cheeky
2023 Jedd would whitewash the current one
>>152206828
>>152206828t. Army of the 12 Monkeys
why is he like this?
bugger
SEETHEN MAGUIRE
Long time no see /147/ hope you're all well
>>152207528Alri
it's _____ being Scottish
>>152207528Yo>>152207471We caught the exact same moment
>>152205026You don't remember the great Bob Harris beating Graham Cripsey in the UK qualifiers in '82?
>one helmet in the crowdlmao
WHY DID YOU DO IT, STEPHUN!?WHY DID YOU WASTE SO MANY GOOD CHANCES!?
>snookah bbc4>boxing bbc2>copa lib bbc3Sport this evening it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdFM5xlxYE0Bai the way.
>>152207949>raining outside>wind picking up>snooks on the BeebI love winter bros.
>>152207943Maguire always weirds me out because he looks exactly like my sibling and they have the same short fuse too
>>152207967
>>152207967Sicko
>>152207971The beautiful greens of Augusta (i don't even lile golf) and the baize when the Worlds came on always soothed me when revising for the spring exams - couldn't have made it through without it
>>152207967>raining outside>wind picking upDoesn't sound very wintery to me. Here, it's white and calm outside right now. Although it is comfy to stay at home when the weather is bad.>>152207971>sibling>theyVery nice of you to not assume their gender. If they look like Maguire I hope for their own sake it's a man.
>>152208079is that Tati Torchilo?
>>152208235I live on an island and the sea regulates the temperature so snow is very rare here. Massive storms are winter to me.
>>152208272si
>>152207943ah dinnae ken>>152207967/comfy/
>>152208190Whoops meant for >>152207967>>152208235Yeah my bro. It's uncanny
>>152208318She so wide
>>152208251Reminds me when I found out that matcha was made from recycled old baize. Crazy.
>>152208444Prime breeding sow.
>>152208318>>152208079>no winter gnelf
>>152208957
>>152208313How is it over there on Snooker Island?
>>152209023
GWAN RIGGY and SMUG LYU
>>152211385Birthday boy Lyu will do the needful
John Higgins with his bald head resembling a planet
GWAN HIGGS BOSON
>>152208318For me, it's Victoria Plumbing.
>shørn
GWAN THE HAOTIAN SENSATION
>>152213096The Lovely Vikki Plumbing
>>152213333checkd
>>152212349Kek my friend studied at Edinburgh Uni and actually met Peter Higgs
gwanning Riggy so that Tati has more matches that she can referee this week
How can this ginge go home to his eastern euro wife and say "i lost to this porky scotch pensioner AGAIN"?
>The UK Championship is just around the corner, the most important tournament of the second half of the year. Hopefully, Chinese players can win again!>For the UK Championship, we'll be watching Zhao Xintong and Wu Yize. Ding's matches now seem to lack confidence even against top-ten players; it's nerve-wracking to watch. >The director's forte is the UK Championship; all three players can be expected to perform well. >And Xiao Guodong >Forget about Director Ding; his mind isn't on billiards anymore. >Old Ding trembled even after hitting the first sixteen, plus a little monk.>Chinese team, charge! >A bosom friend afar brings a distant land near! 6-0! >That was ruthless; it made Ryan Day grit his teeth in anger. >Wearing a big head, he looked like a complete novice. >Next round, I'm going to take on Xiaote. >Fun fact: Ryan Day beat Director Ding in all three major tournaments. >Go for it, Hui!
>>152214520I'm glad these posts are back, nice to see what the young chinese posters are up to
>>152213601in terms of /147/ prestige, that rivals Ken's lawyering
>>152214520>Wearing a big head, he looked like a complete novice. lol
>The city of Riga
>>152212349His book about the KLF is well worth a read
MEGA FOUL
>>152214520>A bosom friend afar brings a distant land near!
>5-0>I'm tired Tati...
>it could be the end of the match if John wins the next frameBig if true
>Liang Wenboollaston
GWAN LOO>>152215985>could beDo they flip a coin at 6-0 to decide whether to play on or not?
>>152216050He might win it and then offer a rerack just to prolong Ben’s suffering.
S E T T L E DRiggy bros, how do we cope?>>152216193He did it himself for an unknown reason. He could be back home with Tiana 20 minutes earlier.
Not another max, and certainly not one by Shorn, please. Give me a one-hour long frame instead.Alright, messed up, good.
>>152216345>Riggy bros, how do we cope?True Riggybros don't have to cope because they play both sides, so they always come out on top.
The rig of all time is underway....
>he's still rigging
>>152217335*wins*
>four matches played>not one decider
>both matches end at the same time
Seema :)
>>152217417snooker dead. wat nou?
Waiting for Zester and Gwannie
SUNDAY - UK ChampionshipRound 1 (bo11)>13:00Neil Robertson v Julien LeclercqWu Yize v Michael Holt>19:00Mark Williams v David GilbertXiao Guodong v Pang JunxuHopefully Neyul remembers to embue his cue with a giant-felling serum
>>152218269Too many chinks desu.
>>152218269>only three Young Asian PlayersSnooker is finished.Is what I would say, but fortunately, we're saved again by the Young Female Players.IRISH WOMEN'S OPENQF (bo5)>10:00Bai Yulu v So Man YanTessa Davidson v Anupama RamachandranMink Nutcharut v Paula JudgeNarucha Phoemphul v Ng On YeeSF (bo7)>todayBai Yulu / So Man Yan v Tessa Davidson / RamachandranMink / P Judge v Phoemphul / Ng On YeeFinal (bo7)>todayTo be decided v To be decided(TL Note: it means Bai Yulu v Ng On Yee)
>>152218269>>152225114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBw1IzxWUV4GWAN BAII accidentally found my old walkman and could finally check that 45 year old cassette I had bought unused. It works. But too slow. Probably my walkman's fault.>>152225481Wait no more.
>>152225767I like Bai's outfit, it looks like she works at a bank
B A I C I D E R>>152225827I think she looks better in lighter clothes.
>>152225827She looks to me like she should be hunting elephants in colonial Africa. I'm disappointed she isn't also wearing a pith helmet.
Wu!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kghD-3apCJE
>bai yulose
>>152226995NOT SO FAST
>>152227016>bai yuwins
lovely clearance
B A A A A A ISemis start in approximately 1 minute to 10 hours.
GWAN ALL FOUR PLAYERS
LITERALLY don't know which match to watch so franticly switching between the two
Leclercq is a big guy.
Why does Leclercq, the largest player, not simply eat the other players?
Gwan belgian beast
>Koiren on commentary
>>152227157He also seems to have former World's Strongest Man Zydrunas Savickas's face. I know I've seen lookalikes before where nobody else agrees that they look alike, but I'm confident that Julien Leclercq really does look exactly like Lithuania's Brave Big Zydrunas.
Belgian giant with his haircut looks like average eastern european man
>>152227191Better than Shorn but not as good as Mork in my player commentator rankings
>>152227157Confirmed by Ken on comms
GWAN WOOGWAN JOOLIEN
>Koiren exposing the China pockets lmao
no spoilers for the Wu match please THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING
Spotted a crowd qt but I am keeping her to myself
Afternoon lads, how are we? Been painting again to celebrate the launch of the triple crown
>>152227634If it's the one who was a few rows back in the crowd yesterday, I'm afraid I saw her then and married her so you're too late.
>>152227665I'm fine, no stories. But your painting is fantastic! I'm getting vibes of Rene Magritte.
>>152227665You should paint us a jigsaw
>>152227665Is that William Lemons?
>>152225114Is she legit? Do i have reason to get excited?
Koiren really doesn't like silence it seems like to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZWs_csp6vcGWAN MINKGWAN NGGWAN BAI>>152227790We'll find out soon.
>leglerg
>>152227045>man, yan soyan so... what?
i hope wu yza doesn't feel lonesome tonight..
Neil with some horrid snooker but still seeing off the fat lad.
>>152227933He's big boned
>>152227734Thanks lad, I was actually going for the aesthetic on the crime and punishment copy I have but with lemon lel>>152227758Maybe for the world championship, when I have a bigger canvas and more paint!>>152227763That's Sir Zestimus
In behind the lemon...
It's still Yeezy SZN
>>152218269Thank you for keeping up the schedule-posts <3>>152211385WHERE is she, bros?>>152208318>>152208079>>152210665The winter gnelf has crawled up inside his comfy warm hiding place>>152207528Y-you too>>152205448It's over, the pendulum is truly finished.>>152206012As I have been busy af as well lately I'm not sure how much of it I will be able to catch this year but I'll do my best. Glad to know you are well.
Marge in the desibox!
' T I S M T U R Y
Wu Yize rocking the 80's hairstyle.
>>152206754The table fitters said it wasn't the slates
Young Pull in the studio
>>152228441more like 50's
yo this nigga 'Clercq look like Gunther frfr
Grug hit ball hard
The Eclair surge starts now
M I N G C I D E R
>>152229307>
>>152229781Wait, I forgot the prestige is higher in the semis, so it's bo7. There's no cider at all, at least for now.
>>152229936fuckGWAN THE MINK AND THE HITMAN
>>152229992>THE MINK AND THE HITMANOne of Aesop's lesser known fables
>Frame starts evenly>Leclercq takes the lead>Leclercq misses a sitter>Robertson clears upIt’s not that I don’t like it when frames go like this, but it’s every single frame and that’s really boring. Leclercq seems like a bro; why can’t he be better?
>>152230092heh>>152230128Nerves, kind of a meme answer but he's clearly still shitting it.
8 red 8 bl -ACK!
>>152228026GO ON THE BOY!!!!!!!!!
>>152230475I want the whole frame to happen with just a normal score but with only blacks potted.
the zesting has begun
Its ogre, and also the match has finished.
Hitmen...
>ShitmanThat was quite a salty handshake
Top16WinsLol
>>152229307Ok now it is
>>152228784>>>152230092Kek>>152231137Wonder what Amy has to say about that
M I N G K C I D E R
>>152231295GWAN THE GIRLS
Bai: IN
>>152232089Mink: IN
>>152231137The Hitman thought Scuppers scupper'd his comeback and that Wu knew it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDPr00UIBd8Here we go. Mink v Bai. They started without us, Bai already settled.
>>152235169Is this being streamed with a webcam from 2008?
>>152235643And they only have one, that's why there were never two or more tables streamed.
>The four games after 50 were awful. I felt overwhelmed by the failed 147 break and played completely unlike myself. Thankfully, Holt was even worse; if it had been a seasoned veteran, I think we would have been upset. You and Scarlett, the next rounds are against Judd and Robert, respectively. I need to stay calm, otherwise it will be very difficult to beat them both. >Learn this lesson, Xiao Wu. If you really get six lashes in a row, it'll be quite a painful experience. >Leo should just retire already. The green ball reset three times, and the position was different each time. What was that thing that reset the last time? >It's outrageous that Old Deng is still officiating. >Collier, who's younger than him, has already stepped back from the front lines.
>>152236159These Chinese forum users are quite uppity
>>152236159>Leo should just retire already. The green ball reset three times, and the position was different each time. What was that thing that reset the last time?Leo hit the Hitman
>>152237730
>>152237730>>152237761That's what we call inch-perfect. That's less than an inch, so it's okay.
>>152237869LolGWAN WILLO
GWAN Małgorzata my beloved
The Pangolin will dub, i can feel it
Willo forgets how to count
lovely jaws on these pockets
>>152238774>forgets
Are we witnessing a Minkback?
>>152238889Maybe... quads almost confirmed it
>referee is Aonghus McAnally
>Gilberg
>>152239201If life wasn't hard enough, imagine if he was a kid during the "Amogus" era.
So close to another minkcider
>>152239201hehe
B A A A I
I got David Gilbert in the snooker Secret Santa. I bought him a collection of comic strips about office life. That’s right: to Dave Gilbert, I gave Dilbert. Thank you; tip your waitresses.
boom bang
>Page 8 and not even 600 posts yet/sp/ is busier than I was expecting.
Completely forgot there were those other two matches too.GWAN WILLOGWAN THE YCPs
The Farmer just can't pot the black into that pocket lol
>>152241299Effwan drama + Handegg
Someone bake new?
>>152241577Eh, I think this one should last until the session ends.
Can't stand Reannie the diversity hire.
snooker is boring
>>152241999Shouldn't you be in York, Mark?>>152242052Haha fuck the Snooker
GWAN THE REAL JESTER
>bilbo
>>152242385>lucozadeSomeone should introduce him to picrel
B 2 B D O N G T U R Y
Fug, I'm going to sleep late because a boss had too much HP again.
>>152241577We're on page 10...
>>152243346Is that boss named Willo?
These are H E L L P O C K E T S
>Kebab Man
just wondering, is pang’s name a tribute to the caroline polachek album of the same name?
>>152244306>released in 2019Yeah he liked it so much he changed his name to it, and his middle name to Chairlift.
>>152244434thats a real fan right there
>52 points in front with 51 remaining>Last frame unless Dilbo gets a snooker>We are currently the 8th-last thread on /sp/Do you think he's just continuing to play until our thread dies? It would be nice if both ended together, and we could have a new thread tomorrow.
>>152244787Tomorrow is an hour away, so you may get your wish.
>>152244787the ycps are trying to finish with the thread now as well
Everyone make a note of the number >>152082548 so the next thread's OP can contain a link to this thread.
>>152245023i cant find a pen to jot it down
>>152228026>WHERE is she, bros?:^)
>>152204753Apparently they ran out of other stuff to show instead so unfortunately they had to schedule both sessions tomorrow on Eurosport 1 (THE Home of Snooker). Sorry for the convenience.
>>152245362I have it open in a browser tab on my phone. I will close my computer tabs, but I won't close the tab on my phone so it'll still be there tomorrow if I create the thread.
>dong
