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KO 5:30PM UK

Newcastle: Pope; Livramento, Schar, Thiaw, Hall; Tonali, Guimaraes (c), Joelinton; Barnes, J. Murphy; Woltemade.
>Subs: Ramsdale, Ruddy, Botman, Elanga, Willock, A. Murphy, Ramsey, Neave, Miley.

Man City: Donnarumma; Nunes, Dias, Gvardiol, O’Reilly; Gonzalez, Silva (c); Foden, Cherki, Doku; Haaland.
>Subs: Trafford, Reijnders, Stones, Ake, Marmoush, Ait-Nouri, Savinho, Khusanov, Bobb.
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Last two digits are final score
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Oil vs Oil
no thanks
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troon army gonna bend over and spread wide
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the bulls in blue boutta be heinous
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no i wont take time to think
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sex
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What we drinking tonight bros
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>>152087121
About to get on the Estrellas
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anti belgium schizo will ruin the thread soon
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>>152087250
>>152087194
stop it mousenonce
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>>152085871
LETS GOOOOOOOO PREMIER LEAGUE IS BACK
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Which part of Newcastle upon Tyne, Gateshead, or Northumberland are you from?
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>>152087347
Whitley Bay
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Both teams looking shit
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>>152087359
Gentrification central
Nice chip shop in the Spanish city mind
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haaland should have bashed that one in
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>>152087375
I'm not really from there I just visited once
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>>152087347
Benwell

Plot twist: I’m white
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>>152087384
Your /sp/ posts are much better than your /brit/ posts
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>>152087121
It's a little to early to drink here in the US, but my food should be coming in soon.
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>>152087446
>$33 for a burger and a milkshake
Delivery apps are one of the worst aspects of late stage capitalism
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>>152087446
>Did you just order an $8 shake?
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>>152087446
corrr give us a bite mate
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This Nico lad really looks at himself in the mirror and says Yup this is how I want to look
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>>152087497
>>152087515
The median wage is $62k (£47k)
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>>152087547
bro got that sideshow bob cut
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fiveguys > mooyah ngl
even top chefs eat at fiveguys
only poor people don't like it because they can't afford it
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>>152087560
thats before taxes
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Is it just me making things up or do city have a slightly shite record at this ground?
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guardiola wearing the cp company
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>That glimpse of Donnaruma's bald spot
Fucking grim. Even Buffon has a fuller head of hair now.
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WHAT A SAVE
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era?
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>>152087620
>26 years old
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>>152087620
I’m currently Norwood 3. Hair started receding a bit the last year of uni and has accelerated the past few months
How do I stop ending up looking like Donnarumma?
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donnaruma protecting neoliberal values
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>>152087649
Hair transplant. There is no cure for male pattern baldness. It's over, anon.
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>>152087598
You're talking complete shite lad.

>Manchester City have won 11 of their last 17 visits to the north east stadium.
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God football is boring
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>>152087649
bald fraud
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>>152087446
i don't understand how milkshakes are even an option at burger restaurants. that big shake alone is like 2000 calories. how can you stomach that after eating a double patty burger?
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>Fodingz
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zesty
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i'm going to bed after this. i like to get 12 hours sleep a night now
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>>152087732
what are you fucking gay?
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ERA
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era
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>>152087732
they have no concept of calories
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>>152087649
Don’t stop the balding process and you too can become manager of Liverpool
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He made the challenge after the shot
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ERA
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it was clearly after the shot
zesty missed because he missed, not because of a foul
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thats a pen
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RIGGED
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Saudi owners vs UAE owners

VAR doesn't know what to do
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>A second Belgian has hit the thread
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michael oliver must not be on VAR
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>>152087446
>Delivery of anything but Pizza and Chinese food
>Nu Burger Fast Casual Chain with Dumb Name
>10 dollars worth of fees to get something delivered to you
Bleak lifestyle.
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You should still be able to book Schar without giving a pen there. Foden gets his terrible shot off, but Schar is incredibly reckless. No pen, yellow card imo
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schar looks old enough to be foden's dad
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>>152087808
did you know that Jeremy Doku is belgian
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100% chance of a chimpout this match
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>>152087826
Stop trying to talk sense
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too much schizo posting
take meds
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I could've sworn that Doku's name was spelled 'Ndoku'. Am I thinking of someone else?
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>>152087446
>$11 in extra costs

Jesus christ
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>>152087849
Ndorgu at Utd
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>>152087849
nkunku
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>>152087849
You're thinking of Ngubu, he plays for France
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Jfc donnarumma just go bald dude
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If the government bans 4chan I will probably just stop watching football
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Minoxidil gave me anxiety attacks.
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>>152087895
just buy a VPN
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>>152087881
turkey trip in jan
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>>152087848
Take the thing out yo bussy playa
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>>152087895
>If

we've got like a month left
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>>152087817
He doesn't work on Newcastle matches
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>>152087849
He's of Ghanaian descent. Ndoku is a Congolese name.
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>>152087881
>I remember donnarumma being a teenage sensation

When the fuck did I get so old bros
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think i might be getting seizures lads
do they take your driving license away if you go to the doctor for it?
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>>152087956
Yeah, woman I work with lost it for nearly a year
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>>152087900
Is there somewhere in the Americas to do cheap hair transplants? You know like how Turkey is destination for Europeans
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>>152087895
/pol/ has been saying it's gonna happen for over a decade in one place or another and it never has.
It never will.
You and I, and everyone reading this is here forever.
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He's here. Do NOT click on any webms in this thread.
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>>152087995
so much for doctor patient confidentiality
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>>152087995
did she just have to retake her test and then back to normal?
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>woltemade
too many german frauds in the prem
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BIG DON
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>>152087956
You need to show 6 months or something without a seizure.

However it's better than losing your living licence. Even if you don't die from the seizure you can have one on the stairs and shit
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could a judge be lenient if i have webms auto play on hover?
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>>152088023
Didn't have to take her test but had to get doctor's letters and stuff, it was a real pain
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>>152087997
Not really. Seems to be either Turkey or bust with hair transplants in particular.
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>>152087997
I’ve been looking into Colombia, seems legit but much more expensive than Turkey
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>>152088052
you're going to the hague
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When will Jason Tindall get a head coaching job
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>Woltemiss
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>>152088052
saves it in your cache

you're going to jail
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>poop
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AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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lmao how do you miss that nigga just score.
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>>152088080
he got the bournemouth job after eddie meme left in 2020
he lasted 5 months
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>hitting a barnes door
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HAHAHAAHAHAAH HOWS HE FUCKING MISSED
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
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>>152088052
It's ogre for you, hiroshimoot is constantly sending your data to the authorities and he gets 25 cent every time he catches a nonce
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>wirtz
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lol
lmao
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>poocastle
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god dammn it barnes
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would have been offside 2bf
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>>152088042
>>152088057
damn, i can deal with being a bus wanker for a while at least
would be shit if you seized in front of an open man city goalmouth like that
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>>152087956
Yeah they suspend it until you haven't had one for x amount of time, lost a truck driving job over it.
Live in the only place I can truly get around without one, but overall it was worth it to get medication and treatment. Now I have a couple shitty jobs, sure, but I am not waking up delusional with a bit tongue being regaled by a woman about having done some crazy awful shit.
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>>152088143
Didn't watch covidball and keep discovering things like this
Wasn't there some lad who was shit hot for West Brom and then disappeared
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lmao for some reason I thought newcastle was in the middle of the table but looks like they're total shit
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clearly offside
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>>152088196
Irrelevant teams
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>>152088177
>would be shit if you seized in front of an open man city goalmouth like that
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>>152087956
vax status?
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>>152088182
yes, matheus pereira
ended up fucking off to saudi because he was a greedy fucker
now back home in brazil at just 29
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>>152088216
They were European place contenders but they've been utter shit this season and not sure why. Unsettled squad from the Liverpool shit?
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>Smalland
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as cynical a yellow as I've seen
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>no yellow for a tackle
?
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haaland plotting
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>Have Haaland and Woltemade in FPL
>They both miss 8 chances each
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how do they decide how much overtime there is in this sport?
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>rugby tackles to ground
>no yellow card
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>got an Indian Takeaway
>it's shit

Their lamb special was tomato puree and pickle, the tikka massala is too fucking salty. How to you make it too salty?!?
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>>152088263
They ask Pep how long it's gonna take
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>>152088271
he'll start giving them out around the 80th minute so it looks like he did his job
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Haaland is so based
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>>152088240
They’ve been excellent in the cup competitions but terrible in the league
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haaland denied by pope
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hall and livramento have been excellent
should start for england over the mutts
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>>152088263
based on vibes mostly, if liverpoo, arsena or manure are playing they add 5 more on top of the original added time, seniority reasons or whatever
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The shit thugcastle gets away with is unreal
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>latter half of November
>not a single overlong "12 days of christmas chant yet"

Could we actually see it not used until December this year?
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this o reilly thing is disgusting to look at, looks barely sentient
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Trippier recently separated from his wife and is now dating a Geordie bimbo 10 years his junior, btw
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>>152088287
it's spelled Raped
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>>152088263
checking the club badges and the score
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>>152088375
based
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>>152088333
for some reason i keep thinking livramento is half black
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Foden is so fucking bad.
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>>152088366
was gonna say the same thing, then I saw the Hall lad. English people seriously need to stop breeding
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poocastle are losing this

useless cunts
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>snowden
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>>152088416
Yeah he's Moortuguese
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Did they change the goal size or something
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ZESTYYYYYYYYYYY U FUCK
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>>152088375
lel ktrippz living his best life
the whole betting and atletico thing has been forgotten
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>>152088263
It's not for all stoppages, it's for excessive stoppages: slow free kicks, delays doing throwins/goal kicks, subs and injuries. They almost never add on all the time lost to timewasting which is why it happens so much.

They trialled a stop watch approach for all stoppages and it was great. Meant you had 7+ minutes of added time most of the time though.
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>I can't score
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foden still dining out on his MAGICAL assist for england
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>>152087446
I make enough money that I could spend frivolously for slop delivery but growing up poor as nuts means I can confidently look at those delivery apps taxes, fees, upcharges and all other nonsense and laugh off the idea.
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>>152088455
It's racist to praise the assist don't you know
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>>152088420
>comparing a bog standard english lad to some mystery meat brown mutt
post hand
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>>152088375
sounds based to me. don't geordie whores all party and fuck or is that just an internet rumor? his career is almost up, might as well
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>>152088196
Mid table ahh *ugs
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>>152088419
in the michael jackson way
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Players who will have GOOD but not GREAT careers:
>Foden, Philip Walter
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>>152087649
https://newsroom.ucla.edu/magazine/baldness-cure-pp405-molecule-breakthrough-treatment

Have faith brother.
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What's for tea, lads?
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>>152088432
>portoguese and scottish
conflicted
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Hate Chileans me
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>>152088513
toad in the hole
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>>152088513
chippy without spending a tenner on delivery
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>>152088465
Being poor for ages then getting into money is such a weird thing. Either you ramp up your spending and fuck yourself over with lifestyle creep beyond your means or you keep the thriftiness and don't enjoy spending the money.

Although being thrifty ended up helping me as I would have been fucked without savings after my dad died.
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>>152088537
I made this a couple of weeks back, felt like I should have just fried an egg with a piece of toast instead (but I did feel fancy)
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>>152088513
Coffee
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thoughts on my kitty?
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>>152088568
Toad in the hole is nice but it's not a fancy dish.

Also, try making a giant yorkshire pudding and filling it with chilli con carne. It's god tier
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>>152088504
seems more gay than nonce
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>>152088583
if this sort of thing entertains you you belong in a shallow and unmarked grave
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>>152088600
I cut a hole in my bread with my coffee mug how is that not fancy?
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>>152088600
>all that effort
just make a roast with several yorkshires
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>>152088610
we don't sign our posts here
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>>152088600
sounds fucking shite that
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Anyone going to post some HT slags or have we grown out of that phase?
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>>152088668
you first babe
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>>152088375
LOL
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>>152088668
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>>152088626
do you know what toad in the hole is anon
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>>152088668
we post recipes now
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>>152088668
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>>152088723
Corr
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Need Keira gf
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>>152088705
'pparently it's different here
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>>152088750
wtf
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>>152088700
hmm...a lot of thoughts from me to this but those aside I don't get why land sonic would want to take mermaid sonic out the water...he's a mermhog he would just die on land?
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>>152088750
kek
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>>152088618
dont be mean to my cat
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>>152088806
i'm not, i'm being mean to you. this is the equivalent of a toddler laughing at jangling keys and they're burning down forests to do it. the bottom of society
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>>152088863
could REALLY zing you right here but you make good points
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>>152088863
>and they're burning down forests to do it
Thought they were draining oceans.
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>>152088700
God wept when Satan created Sonic fans.
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>windrush toy
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>>152089005
I look like this and say this
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>>152089005
windrush sounds like posh slang for a fart
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>>152088983
haters will say this is reversed
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>>152088750
we call that egg with the hole in the middle here
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Today i feel like competing against other men. Maybe some Tekken 8?
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>>152087394
me too mate, on both counts

forrins everywhere (but I secretly want a nosh off a Roma lass)
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city please score a goal
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>>152089120
For me? It’s the Iranian women.
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Question, so can I invest in the PIF? I see the perimeter boards advertising the PIF and I'm not sure exactly what they're advertising other than the fact that the PIF exists
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>Madrid sack Alonso
>Liverpool sack Slot and get Alonso on free
>Wirtz gets unlocked
it’s happening
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>>152089142
All these middle east places are throwing money at everything they can in the hope they won't get fucked when the oil runs out. Loads of it is being wasted.
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>>152089137
true true - how to cop an Iranian gf? think there's a few Christian ones
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this a good gaem?
fink i might hop in
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>>152089157
Embarrassing
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>>152089194
they own most of the property in London and New York along with sizable shares in every major corporation on earth

i'm sure they'll be fine
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Do the needful Newcastle
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>>152089157
On that, I'm doubting Alonso's credentials. Leverkusen went unbeaten in the Bundesliga...but it's the Bundesliga. It's looking like Kompany might unironically get a quadruple this year and he got RELEGATED
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>>152089201
I work with an Iranian guy he's pretty great. His wife was involved in the anti-government protests before she came over here.

A sign of a non-fundamentalist muslim Iranian is that they call themselves Persian, not Iranian.
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>>152088558
I thought you guys were more aware of the aspects of Social Class than Americans over there?
Basically if you go to a good university for an educated Humanities/Social Sciences degree like a good Middle Class kid, hell even most sciences, you're gonna spend a solid decade after school basically living on some sort of edge between decency and misery. AI's only accentuated it, but you get a few Million Dollar Babies who get engineering jobs out of college and immediately are making 6 figures, but if you got a Political Science degree you're gonna be working on the Janet Ullman for City Council Campaign, District 2 in Spokane Washington after college, you got your Bio Degree, hell you finished med school, have fun as an intern and resident making barely enough to survive in the cities you're being jettisoned around to, great job with that History Degree, you sure know a lot about the Eastern Mediterranean between the 15th and 20th centuries, have fun working for an unhinged antique shop owner while volunteering at a museum that doesn't make enough to pay you. Nice job with that Sociology degree, you learned a whole lot about logic and philosophy and shit and you even got a good LSAT score, enjoy a solid few years of making no money on the lowest tier of the most middling law firm in your trade.
But eventually you stumble into that good union job or professional association type thing that requires the mix of knowledge and skills and pays you enough to live like you once did as a child. It's why middle income mums can cook better than poor people unless the poor person is a line cook.
That's how class structures engrain themselves. Some kid who has a meme viral song that gets them a record contract is gonna be like "Bottle Service and McDonalds" but you know how many lawyers and finance bros pregame with tallboys in brown bags before going into the strip club? Far more than the hard hat bearers who learned a trade or the guys in Gucci sweatpants.
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>>152087347
Felling
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yeah newcastle is not winning this
you can tell because they put all their energy into scoring in the first half
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>>152089276
Ever shag her up the arse?
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>>152089276
>they call themselves Persian, not Iranian.
tell tale sign of a self hating iranian
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>>152089306
I concur
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>>152089325
pahlavi dogs
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FFS
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>woltemade
another german fraud
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he plottin
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anyone still listen to the ricky steve and karl podcasts
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Gotta say, Håland has been kinda shit today
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>>152089276
Iranian/Persian is same thing. Even the government considers themselves the same country as 1500 years ago
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Donnarumma is a killer. Wouldn't it be funny if this season is decided by second fixture Arsenal Vs Man City, 90+3 minute penalty for Arsenal, Saka takes it and Donnarumma cucks him for a third time?
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>Tonali
Isn't he the gambler? I thought he got banned for a bunch of months.
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>>152089365
Put the word out on the street, we back up
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>>152089405
Yes
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>Booing the blackie
Based
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Foden has more children than goals this season btw
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poor bernardo
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hate myself and want to die
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>>152089425
There's a difference between using them interchangeably and avoiding being called one of them though.

>Shitty

It's going to be Chelsea's year
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FUCK
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LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO LOLMAO
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it's up to chelsea now...
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NOOOOOO
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GEEET IIIIIIIIIIIINNN
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WOLTEMADE
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RING RING
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>>152089429
>Donnarumma is a killer
HAHAHAHA! TWAT.
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BARNESSSS
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reddie howe
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HAPPENING
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donnaruma FAILS protecting neoliberal values
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>>152089596
Harvey bashing
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>>152089325
desu that sounds like they are proud of their heritage but not their gov
wouldnt expect a fake country to understand
great rugs and cats
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>>152089405
yeah, i'm a saucer drinker
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seething poop
bald frauds getting exposed today
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Maresca...my boy Caicedlingz...it's up to you this year....
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Cuckarooma
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>>152089643
theyre not proud they want to be seen and accepted as "fellow aryans"
plus im not from there, silly mong
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Heh
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>>152089201
Big sluts who typically like Anglo features.
Tell them they look white, be hung with a good face and give them a couple orgasms and you'll be good. But don't expect loyalty and plan on cheating. The ones I have been with respect you more if other women are fucking you and you're the best fuck they are getting.
Pretty much the opposite of Chinese who get really offended when you talk about stuff like that.
>>
>pooku
>>
>Build entire system around one holding midfielder
>He's injured all the time
>???
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>Poocastle
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>>152089634
yeah..
haaland should be heinous
>>
Fuck
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SUCK IT TROONS SUCK IT TROONS SUCK IT TROONS SUCK IT TROONS SUCK IT TROONS SUCK IT TROONS SUCK IT TROONS SUCK IT TROONS SUCK IT TROONS SUCK IT TROONS SUCK IT TROONS SUCK IT TROONS SUCK IT TROONS SUCK IT TROONS SUCK IT TROONS SUCK IT TROONS SUCK IT TROONS
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>poocastle
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god damn it typical newcastle blowing it at the end
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lol
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SET PIECE AGAIN
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kwab
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>>152089683
>not from there
so you are browner than persians, very cool
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RUBEN DIAS DEFENDING NEOLIBERAL VALUES
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>>152089405
yeah, was listening about 20 mins ago ... just stick it on when I'm feeding biscuits to a grub
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>shitty
>>
most dangerous tie
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MEME MATCH MEME MATCH MEME MATCH MEME MATCH MEME MATCH MEME MATCH MEME MATCH MEME MATCH MEME MATCH MEME MATCH MEME MATCH MEME MATCH MEME MATCH MEME MATCH MEME MATCH MEME MATCH MEME MATCH MEME MATCH MEME MATCH MEME MATCH MEME MATCH MEME MATCH MEME MATCH MEME MATCH MEME MATCH MEME MATCH MEME MATCH MEME MATCH MEME MATCH
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>>152089765
>>152089780
KWABOTY
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memes
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BARNESSSS AGAINNNN
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I can not stand Poocastle, why are they so unlikeable?
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posting in meme match
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HOWEVER
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lol meme game
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NO GOAL OFFSIDE
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barnes violating neoliberal values
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proper footy 4-4 fecking 2 big man up top innit
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Have you thanked Arteta for the new attacking tactics of set pieces? It’s all the buzz in the league
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should be like 5-2
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HOWVAR
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>>152087662
>>152089632
>>152089780
>>152089849
I don't get it
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Damn on one hand I don't want Arsenal to win the league on the other hand I enjoy seeing Pep frustrated. I can never win as someone who doesn't support/hates all "big teams"
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>>152089882
He's gay for black men
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>>152089882
dont worry lad
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If VAR takes longer than 60 seconds, the goal should stand
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>VAR
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>>152089889
Just support Chelsea
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>>152089899
Dubs of truth
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>hour long var check for varchester city
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>>152089699
>be hung with a good face
cheers, will do
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RIGGED
VAR IS FUCKED
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SHOW ME THE FUCKING LINES RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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YEAHHHHHH
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That yellow arm sponsor really ruins the newcastle kit
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Wasnt that fucking offside? Even I could tell? Arsenal fan btw
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Full government enquiry into how we can rule out the goal against the sky 6 side
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I'm an United fan but that was clearly off
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>>152089946
Looked really clearly offside, might be a situation where there was no in-line camera.
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Right, time to instruct the little brown Just Eat fella then
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>>152089946
it looked like guimares's foot was off, but maybe that was just the angle
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>>152089932
>>152089931
KWAB
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at the end of the day, the saudis are the ones that will fuck you up with a buzzsaw
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the bulls in blue have to up the heinousness
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>PIF are overpaying the emirati sheikhs now
grim state of affairs this
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Doku? He's been the best attacker of the front three
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>these subs
Why won't City just buy good players?
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>>152089971
thank you sar, don't deport me
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triple change
new fresh bulls on the field
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>Doku off
>Pep: Fuck your FPL nigga
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Not a fan of this Belgian tbqhwy
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>>152090031
which team has good bench players in 2025?
everywhere i look is frauds
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>>152089985
no, that's the israelis
and, wait, the cartels
and, wait, the cia
and, wait, african warlords
and, wait, uncontacted natives
and, wait, methheads in appalachia
and, wait...
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>liverpoo btfo
>shity btfo
didn't expect much else desu
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>>152090040
I am posting the wrong pic sar
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>>152090063
Chelsea have a stacked bench
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the belgian is the best thing to happen to matchthreads in a long time
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>newcastle have initiated the 5-4-1
propah eddie howe
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>>152087347
Sandyford
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>>152090087
i have a stacked willy
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>>152090063
arsenal has an elite bench
liverpool kind of does but in some positions but are also missing players in key positions and performing like shit so idk if it counts
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>>152090081
The lads as it were
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>>152090117
Student?
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>>152090093
Mhmm
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BULLLSHIT CALL
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>>152089971
stop funding them ffs
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>>152090066
Sunderland is winning the League
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How much did City pay for the Uzbek again? I think he's a good player but he really should have gone to a 'development club' in the prem first imo
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>shitty
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>>152090171
kwab
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Elanga cost £50m btw
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>>152090171
I get it now. If you look at Bruno G's right leg in relation to Ruben Dias' legs he's offside but Ruben Dias jump is angled diagonally which plays Bruno onside.
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>>152090196
Pep's ideas are as old as sencho
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>>152090266
kwab
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>>152090261
no refunds
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>>152090171
if that couldve potwntualky ruled out the goal, the offside rule is fucked
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>>152088216
We got some good players in the transfer window but they were all last-minute and didn't have time to integrate. Woltemade is good but he plays a different way to Isak and we haven't quite figured out how to use him yet. Wissa is out long-term injured without kicking a ball. Gordon has stopped fucking trying and should be offloaded next window.
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barnes cucked out of a hatty
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>savinho
propper spurs player that
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>we
>us
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foden's boipuccy got pounded
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i fucking cant with savinho so ass
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>potwntualky
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What do you guys think of Eddie Howe? Is he a good manager, overrated...trash? I look at the Newcastle team and some of them are like Mike Ashley era bargain bin pickups.
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>>152090172
>pathetically loses to Fulham
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SOMEBODY PLEASE JUST FUCKING KILL SAVINHO
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Oh fuck, Willock is on. We're doomed.
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city used to be so good
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>>152090266
THE FIX IS IN
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why did they kill charlie kirk when savinho was there for the taking?
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Mad how it's actually Arsenal's year
We're going to be living in a world where 20 year-olds have seen Arsenal win the league
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>8 mins
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>>152090460
Nigeria and Kenya deserve a win every now and then. I've made peace with it.
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>>152090375
that's how we spell it in my village
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>>152088558
I've got literally half a million in investments and crypto but I live in a small flat, drive a 13 year old car and shop at Aldi. Grew up poor on a council estate.
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goal incoming
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>>152090481
VAR inni
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>>152090460
Arse anal need to be 20+ points clear at Christmas before I'll ever think it's 'their year', considering they will inevitably collapse
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>>152090460
I don't think so with all the injuries arsenal are having
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>>152090494
so?
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>>152090460
It's all thanks to Daniel Ek for setting pressure on Arsenal's arse.
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>>152090481
somoeone's getting their arms and legs cut off
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Jesus Christ plucky little Newcastle play like absolute dog shit. A billion pounds to play like Sean Dyche’s Burnley
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>first yellow for a foul is in the 92nd minute
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>>152090524
seething
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>>152090524
and how have city played today?
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>>152090494
Can't take any of it with us when we die m8, might as well live a little while you're not decrepit and old
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>>152090261
Have any team’s big money signings worked out this summer?
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how was that any worse than what happened to woltemade in the first jalf
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>>152090524
KWAB
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>>152090524
stop seething braut and score same facking goals
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>bitchinho
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>>152090556
Rashford seems to be doing good in Spain
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so why isn't that big lipped faggot showing up?
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>>152090524
you sound just like him... a raped little BITCH
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>>152090524
Seething kek
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>>152090556
Surely Wirtz and Isak have been good considering how much they cost, right?
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>>152090582
she's gorgeous
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>>152090572
He only cost £30 million. Chump change by today’s standards
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>>152090524
7 point gap come tomorrow
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>>152090582
she's hideous
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Isn't Man City Chickaner's team?
Why isn't he here?
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>>152090582
emma :)
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>>152090524
oh wow should be easy to beat them then yeah
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>>152090582
timmy's crush
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>>152090608
Yes. Englands rose. Emma Raducanu.
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>>152090582
>
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>>152090582
my emma :)
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>>152090572
Wasn't that a loan?
>>152090556
Diaz, Mbeumo, Woltemade, Zubimendi, Estevao, maybe Joao Pedro because of all the CWC prize money
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>>152090657
what the fuck the pajeeta is cuter
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>>152090582
Why did I get so many (You)s for this post?
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>>152090544
>>152090562
>>152090580
>>152090582
>>152090620
This is a positive result for me personally btw, as I am a Chelsea /lifelong/
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>>152090682
Christian Weston-Chandler?
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pep is a bitch

FUCK DSL
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What club beat Newcastle at St. James ?
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did the man kick the ball?
did the anon like the belgium racebait?
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Neoliberal values thoroughly bashed
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>>152090711
Christine
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Based geordies COYG
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>palace
>20 (twenty) points
what did they mean by this
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MAN SHITTY

FINALLY HOWE WINSS
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im pissed off
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>>152090707
emma :)
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>>152090157
Nah. I must be twice the median age here lol.
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What was it that Pep said before the match...'the season starts today' ?
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>>152090743
Best City cud do x
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joelinton upset
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What’s pep complaining about?
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>>152090833
losing
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>>152090833
not winning
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>>152090833
He can't ruin football anymore than he already has
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>>152090864
>super exciting total football with tons of open play goals
>ruin football
die
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>>152090490
Absolutely maulding.
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>>152090981
its neither exciting nor total football its conservative as fuck
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usl championship final going to pens
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but they told me al-cityeh is a good team???



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