GG EZ
And they thought they were getting EzeLOLLMAO
LET IT ALL WORK OUT
>there are "people" in this thread who want based Eze sold
yjk trossard has like 140 iq based on how he makes these passes.
the smasher of spuds
AND IT ALL WORKED OUT
Odegaard fuming
Almost fucking FOUR goals holy fuckEze is on a fucking MISSION
>there are mongs ITT that don’t rate Bossard
didn't Eze cuck spurs as well in the signing window?
>>152112016>>152112087>there are retards ITT who want arteta out
>>152112093Yeah and Thomas Frank was trying to big league him before the game by pretending to not know who he was.
EZE EZE EZEE EZE EZE EZEE EZE EZE EZEE EZE EZE EZEE EZE EZE EZEE EZE EZE EZEE EZE EZE EZEE EZE EZE EZEE EZE EZE EZEE EZE EZE EZEE EZE EZE EZEE EZE EZE EZEE EZE EZE EZEE EZE EZE EZEE EZE EZE EZEE
>>152112087>>152112016>>152112113I am a retard and I don't believe any of these things. Please do not associate us with them.
That's just disrespectful Eze lmao
>>152112113the guy with the best 25players wins omg no way
Eze has it in him.
>it's been 47 years since the last Norf Londun Darby hattrick
eze the new alexis sanchez??
This man grew up an arsenal fan and now he's scoring hat tricks vs spud
>declan rice shouting fack off at the linesmanyes based.
>Eberechi Eze has scored the fourth ever hat-trick in competitive meetings between Arsenal and Spurs, after Ted Drake (Arsenal, October 1934), Terry Dyson (Spurs, August 1961) and Alan Sunderland (Arsenal, December 1978).
>>152112252on his debut NL derby, man is living the dream.
Is Saka still on the pitch? If so why
Nothing like reminding he Spuds while there will always be a gap between the clubs. Especially since their fans go up and arms about Set Piece FC, enjoy that Eze hat trick
>calamarii want hincapie lb when gabriel ios back
big dec
more subs
Spuds seething
>fightingyes lads
>>152112297arteta is retarded and believes in some sort of volumemaxxing as if saka is some anime charcter that will power up if he just does X more hours of gameplay rather than actually rest and rotate him so hes closer to his fullest freshness all the time.
spurs brainbroken
I'm sad there's no clean sheet but hey.
Based Rice
Based fucking Dec
>>152112385raya should chop off his hand as an apology
>>152112354no it's cause it's tottenham
lol hincapie is just the most stereotypical south american jock looking dude ever.
>handicapie dedfuck
Also based Hincapie. He did really well today. I know he had a few appearances before but this was, on paper, going to be a tough game.
wait declan is always chilled i dont get why he battered ximons like that?he appeared as if he was telling him something about a past incident or a thing of that sort.based anyway ofcourse.
>half the team injured>still six points clearLads…
>>152112453because fuck spurs
lmao they are being so extra now
>Eze
How vicious is Declan's wife getting her cheeks clapped later?
total humiliation
>>152112529his going to give her a huge kiss and then eat a meal with his family, before making sensual love to her conceiving another child under marriage. arteta made arsenal a christian team
Goonerbros, we're smashing Booyern arent we
>>152112577nah bayern are class team, very similar fighting spirit as arsenal too.
Its that Eze! I like how benched players have Arsenal scarves.
>>152112561>conceiving another child under marriagesomething about how this was phrased make it feels so fucking weird
>>152112529
Another boring set-piece win from Stoke F.C
>>152112529It's going to sound like shotgun shells PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
walktheleague: the league
Where the fuck did Chelsea come from lol
bit shit when we don't end up with a clean sheet but a 4-1 will suffice i suppose....
>>152112618there is no need to be upset
FREED FROM DESIRE
>spurs were unbeaten away before today
>liverpoo lose>man shitty lose>we hammer spursunbelievable weekend la
I have a casioak but since getting an Apple Watch from my dad I’ve stopped wearing it unless I go out on a date and I don’t want to look at my wrist every time it vibrates.
Fuckkkk lads the vibes are just too good
this is a banger of a song desu
lol reddit labeled that richarlison as "great goal" motherfucker what
Uh oh, the celebration police are going to be fucking pissed today. Saka done goofed
>>152112679Kind of surprised Liverpool have totally collapsed. Down in 11th with a minus goal difference.
>>152112686>Apple WatchSell it, if he wont notices, tell him to get a taste.
fuck Saka, Ødegaard, Rice for captainBIG GAB FOR CAPTAINthe man just oozes passion and care for the club and teammates
i present you the table lass
God's teampre-game group prayer to smash the yids paid off
>let’s not speak about thatHoly fuck based Eze
>>152112744the dutch bald fraud magic
>>152112776City is still the threat. Thankfully Haalando doesnt score every game. Chelsea memed themselves to 2nd because everyone else is so poopy.
>>152112842Soon you will need another green row.
>>152112776This does not slip.
4 goals from open playwhat now
>>152112904>wolvesit's never been more over for them
>>1521129782 points in 12 games is crazymust be some sort of new record
Anyone have webm of big gab celebrating?
It’s like every year we forget Arsenal bottle it in the FA Cup, CL and league in the space of a month.
>>152113074the ukranian who was responsible for issuing these webms have declared that he's be off his duties for a while. we wish him well as tim dillon says
>Eze is a keen chess player, having been taught the game by former Crystal Palace teammate Michael Olise; the two were frequently seen on Palace's social media channels playing against each other at the club's training ground.[130] On 3 May 2025, he won PogChamps 6, an online amateur chess tournament organized by Chess.com, defeating gymnast Stephen Nedoroscik and YouTuber Sapnap along the way and earning a prize of $20,000.[131]Career statisticsHe will lift the trophy this season and end the draught, and then at 45 will return as a coach and lead Arsenal to a new era of domination in the 2040's
>>152113077Well not every year. Arsenal have 14 FA Cups for a start.
great result but let’s not forget that >we should have had a flawless record (apart from the City draw) and needlessly dropped points to an god awful Liverpool side and a mid Mememouth teams, both thanks to Arteta.
>>152113167
Fuck Sp*ds LMAO
>>152113167we were always going to drop points. but winning the match when the other contenders dropped points is just so good.Surely even if we collapse in January/February/March will be enough to win it in the endI just bought the 3rd kit. Come on Arsenal don't fuck this up, make this shirt a shirt of the league champions
another whopping
Just another normal day on the spurs forum
>>152113334>not giving at least another season to the coach that ended the trophy drought, an european trophy nonethelessthey deserve it
So what happens when Gyokeres is fit again and Arteta is obliged to play him and it ruins the balance of the team?
>7 points clearAnything less than a trophy is an embarrassing failure and a chokejob desu
this will spark the eze got a hattrick before saka debate.
Arsenal 4 : 1 Spurs>xG: 2.46 - 0.05
>>152113429Oh behave
Arsenal are the best team in the leagueFrank won't survive the year all those Spurs man wanted him gone already alreadyIt's gorgeous they're never going to forget this or accept him staying even a day longer now lmao Smashed to pieces by Eze too
>>152112978>disgusting orange stadium >absolute kalergi shithole>stupid accentThe should be in division two
>>152112776Wait a second here... Where Liverpoop?
>>152113120Blacks can't coach successful teams>He's good at chess!Chess is just memory>Bayern's coach is blackHe's mixed
>>152113795they're on the second page
>>152112607Kek
LMAO this Thomas Frank Interview>Were you surprised they were able to get through you so easily, well only for the first 3 goals LMAO
THE ARSENAL
>>152112904What the KEK is this GD lmao!?>MEMEmouth>Manure>everyone from 11 down>anyone but top-3L O LOL>>152113843Quite silly.Anywho, when was the last time the reigning Prem champ was doing this poorly?>inb4 it was Arse not so long (relatively speaking) ago
>>152113943>Campell so black you can’t even see him
>>152113835> He's mixedHe identifies as black, chud
>>152113943great tifo
How did capie play bros I missed the second half
>>152114265bery gud
>>152114265Good but quite honestly it's not like Sp*ds tested him much. Didn't do anything wrong that I can remember at least
jej
>>152114284>>152114337Thnx boys. He looked calm enough in the first half. Hopefully he can settle in nicely while gabby is gone.
>>152113118fuck him he's ABA
>>152114899
When the angry spurs fan calls talksport.
>>152114553as you can expect from a khazarian.but we must show him some love considering the circumstances he's in and his vast webm contributions.
what are >our expectations for the Buyern game, lads ?Not too fussed about a very probable loss but Arteta won’t rotate too much and >we are at home. We aren’t as good defensively without Gabriel and Buyern got another day extra rest plus they have the best attack in the world right now. But then again it’s the Bauernliga where they are running rampant …
They still won a european trophy last season.
>>152115094don't rate blundershitga, never will.simple as
>>152115094I just want injured players to come back.
>>152115094Must win hame. Got to secure the top 8 place to avoid the extra two games
>>152115094Bayern will come with confidence and open up and play so if we can press hard asf all over and keep tempo high we can match them but I will be cacking pants desu. Honestly. Especially without gabby and an actual striker kek.Real and athleti came here and tried to play and got served though so..2-1 Arsenal, merino to continue his European dream >defensive 9Fucking let’s go
>>152115135What’s the closest league in terms of difficulty as our prem? >t. Havent watched any other league for 6 years or any other team apart from when they play /arse/
>>152115094no diaz means bayern has no real pace to threaten on counters meaning we can afford to stay high up.
>eze first gooner to score a hat trick in north London derby in 47 years.Based destroyer of spud.The more I see him show the crucifix to the cameras-whose media and government hate Christians- the more I love him. Don’t ever stop scoring.Make em seethe.My nigga.
tifo https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1763929949668500.mp4
>>152116339very cool
>>152115639La Liga is the only other league where multiple teams (2) have an actual chance of winning it every year
2ez. I mean 3ez
Eze too talented for tottenham, always knew he was gonna make the correct choice
>>152116841
Frank really said "Eze, who's that?". Maybe he was being serious and forgot to mark Eze.
I love Arsenal FC
>>152116004needs moar jpg
>>152114434What a yidiot
>>1521150942-2 high tempo draw im expecting
>>152115094Probably 2-1 Bayern, but that's only because based Gabby is out.
Lots of posts ITT about the Bayern game when it is an absolutely meaningless one, we're finishing top 8 either way. We should focus on Chelsea, win that one and I seriously believe we're favourites for the title.
>>152117370Even though top 8 is secured even after a loss in the toughest fixture, it's a star clash in the champions league at home. You bet your ass that Arteta is going all out regardless so might as hope for a win.
>>152112216who provided the incredible assist?
>>152117052Need a webm asap, the camera man went on to the pitch and circled around him as he was pointing up it was KINO. Even after during the interview on the pitch he said he prayed for a hat trick. Imagine the seethe on the tv kikes.I hope he accelerates full throttle.
>>152117825As he should. You think he’s gonna play max downsyndrome and hairy anus at home to the biggest current in-form club in Europe lmao. As above anons said the result doesn't matter but the performance does in a pride and competitive environment sense.
>>152115094I will still rotate as that game means nothing since Bayern are without Diaz. Focus on league form rn and we can get such a cushion with reinforcements coming back soon
>>152117825Of course he is, I'm just saying that I'm surprised to find so many posts about Bayern, my mind is all on Chelsea personally. If this was FM I'd rotate here even more than I would for the Palace game in the League Cup.Obviously this isn't FM though.
>>152116667>Basically the Spl with more teamsGeg thanks
>regarding Bayern >there’s gonna have to be some rotation>SO WHAT
Just Destroy Chelshit and make that 9 point gap kill them all
Hello baby
Spurs fans are absolutely losing it over Eze's celebrations. Saw one guy saying someone needs to punch him kek.
>>152119246Hilarious, he has no affiliation with that garbage club except transfer rumors, he'd just waste his talent like Son and Kane if he went to (((them))) anyway
Arsenal's xG conceded this season1.52 Man Utd0.17 Leeds0.52 L'pool0.20 Forest0.35 Bilbao0.87 Man City0.08 Port Vale0.61 Newcastle0.50 Olympiakos0.49 West Ham0.44 Fulham0.67 Atlético M.0.45 Palace1.62 Brighton0.42 Burnley0.42 Slavia P.0.44 Sunderland0.07 Spurs>worse than port vale
>all the seething spuds calling into talksport
>>152119458Why do spurs have 0,07 xG ?Richardlison goal has to the 0,01 xG. Where's the rest ?
>>152119458Holy
>I BEEN TELLING YOU ABOUT FOSSIL FRANKBALL BLAD
>>152119529Xavi Simons had a couple of shots from outside
Need a /mug/ to top off the almost perfect (besides Chelsea winning) matchweek
>>152117370we still have two away games left. so yest we must win against Bayern, because it will gave us a safety cushion in case we drop 4-6 points against Brugge and Inter away
>favourites to win pl>favourites to win cl>feel nothinglads I honestly celebrated wins more when we were mid table in the covid era
>>152112744writz was always a shitter but a little surpised isak flopped
>>152120089>we will win against buyern but we will lost against bruggle and interfuck kinda logic is this
you’ve been done benders
>>152120338Villa twice coming up nigga. Celebrate that. Even if chelshit turn us over you fucking retards will manifest immediately.Tldr; football fans are basically foids
>>152115094>a very probable lossPreemptively sack Fraudteta NOW!
>>152120479> >we will win against buyern but we will lost against bruggle and interI think that was your demented brain.On that contrary, stop moaning like a woman or a shitskin
>spurs play psg away nextHumiliation Ritual: The Team
>>152116667Just two teams? And that's good how?You want _real_ competition, start watching Ekstraklasa, where at the very start of each season every single team has equal chances of winning the title, the Cup is a real lottery (even the casino itself doesn't win consistently) and no two seasons are alike.Miss me with that Citywinslol (with occasional upset) or Real/Barcawinslol bullshit, k.
funny how Eze's goals in the league so far have been against Palace and Spurs
>>152120745Pretty sure there were links to Chelsea too
>>152117370Saying all this when even one """meaningless""" loss can shatter the feeble minds of Arsenal pussies and you know it!Let's just win all the remaining games and be done with this fucking season already.Simple.As.>>152119458lollmao even
getting word the frontshots Declan's missus got shook the whole neighbourhood and false alarm earthquake mandates were issued
>>152115094>what are >our expectations for the Buyern game, lads ?An interesting game thats all. It's a nice litmus test, but the game in the grand scheme of things means nothing. Keeping players fit and ready for Stamford Bridge is more important. Expecting a boring 1-1 but anything outside of us conceding more than twice, I dont really care.
>>152115094Expectations? A very tough match. Kane is a bigger problem than ever right now. I really want to beat Bayern. I can't downplay it, other fans might but I remember 10-2 and constant smash ups by them. And Kane is there too. It's a demon that needs slaying. If >we beat Bayern it's going to mean a fucking ton.
>the one game i couldn't watch>best game of the seasonfuck me
>>152121222> It's a demon that needs slaying. Checked admirably >>152121222
also>eze hattrick before sakeohnonono sakabros
>tfw Eze grows more comfortable in the 10 role every game and banishes Ode to the shadow realm (bench).:D!
Blessed Christian ladhttps://m.youtube.com/shorts/7VUSEUe8pE4
Eze vs Olise, the CP derby
>go to sleep after 2-0 first half>wake up after 2-1 second halfEh. I guess I'll take it.
Arsenal goal involvements in all competitions:10 - Trossard8 - Eze, Rice6 - Saka, Gyokeres5 - Martinelli, Merino, Timber, GabrielAnd you just know saka and gyokeres will become rampant at some point this season
>>152122415>>tfw Eze grows more comfortable in the 10 role every game and banishes Ode to the shadow realm (bench).>Norway NT finally qualifies for the WC because odefraud barely playedWe will be there no matter what norgebro and I never want to see this limp wristed faggot wear the captain armband ever again
>>152123563To think we almost spent quadriple money of what we spent for bossard on mudryk which would've also meant we probably wouldn't have gotten rice too
>>152123679holy based ameribro
>>152123563To think Arteta wanted Mudryk.
>>152125755mudryk would've been good for us
love calafiori man
>>152123679armband should belong to declan rice, no 2 ways about it
>>152126718
>Eze putting in the corner and hitting the celly before it was even inbeen watching it over and over
>>152111961
>>152120999At least he’s not with some gold digging fake whore like most the other players.
Nobody is to blame for the goal, nine times out of ten absolutely nothing would've happened.
>>152128675I'm too young to know Rocky. I can never tell if he's a meme or really as good as everyone at the club makes out after he passed away young.
>>152129014kek number one fan
>>152128904true but >we can’t let those shit goals creep in, that’s three goals conceded in the last two games, can’t have that.
>>152129014This is what I mean when I say Gabi XL is >our most ABT player right now
>>152115639none.thats why florentino was(and still is) insisting on a formation of a super league. the other leagues are just so far off in terms of quality we might as well get the top 2 teams from each country and throw them here in the EPL and call it a day
Eze shooting motion so fast
this is just wrong
https://x.com/BlackScarfMarc/status/1992669576723898789
Declan Rice 50 G/A in the Prem:31 — In 85 games for Arsenal19 — In 204 games for West Ham
>>152129466This version is even better. Guy on the left is fully losing it and wants someone to punch eze for his celebration lolhttps://x.com/Grov_esyy/status/1992664517365612641?t=HoAIrE52GmhOJwZX0DqzDQ&s=19
>>152129395I can’t stand these white niggers who talk with that stupid fake road accent. It’s literally fake and they can turn it n and off when needed.For me it’s Lee gunner. The traditional London boy
>>152129584>turkish>white
>>152129584
Does anyone read or listen to arseblog? He’s really great I’ve followed him since he started. Funny guy
>>152129640usually has pretty good opinions relating to arsenal. wouldn't say he's funny though, i can never make it through his non arsenal posts
https://youtube.com/shorts/4XDYSyurRXY?si=rKBQaLXTuq7O5gIWafter some digging this appears to be the lore behind why declan body slammed this zest lord. (mute the cringe music for a semi normal viewing experience).
>>152130098I love how Saliba comes in and bulldozes Richarlison off-screen.
>>152130116Kek he carried him away
do you think Arteta will struggle a bit when all the injured players are back and he's spoilt for choice?
>>152129640The OG. But I find Arseblog's takes very middle of the road, inoffensive and pretty bland. Honestly prefer a bit more pashun in these things. If I wanted neutral-ish comments I'd just read a newspaper or something.
>>152129640I like to listen to their podcasts while driving to work or working out, but ever since Tifo's podcast became a twice-a-week thing, I just listen to that instead, now those guys are funny.Still listen to Arsecast Extra tho.
I was born a Tuesday Club man and will die a Tuesday Club man
>>152111961>they didnt include the Nike logo on Henry's kit, but put the Adidas on every single other oneembarrassing shite club paid tifo.
>>152131292
>>152129584>It’s literally fake and they can turn it n and off when needed.>EOP literally cannot comprehend code switchingQuite embarrassing tbqhwydesu
Best weekend in a long time as far as hate watching goes (if Poonited draw or lose tonight).
CAM ON NEVERTON!
>>152131021>>152131062>>152129661Yeah I feel you.His written stuff is pretty good though I always found it amusing. Back before the e-fag craze it was just a load of blogs and his was the best of the bunch. Listening to it now desu. Gonna do some callisthenics and chin ups. Comfy evening looking forward to gayern munchkins.Fuck spurs.
>>152131328How did merse lose his teeth? Pissed up I expect. Fucking madlad
>>152129494>>152129466why are they so hideous?
>>152131839on the piss fall down smash face into street t. same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSefEYzhN18>sky trolling spurs for no reason
>>152132288(((they)))
Tim Sherwood is a big faggot desu I’m not keen on him at all
>>152132461I would absolutely lose my shit seeing that eze scored a hattrick
>>152132461I hate what Sky Sports has become. Fucking Michael McIntyre as well, Jesus Christ. If I had a gun with one bullet and was stuck in the same room as him for 90 minutes I'd shoot myself in case I missed him.
>>152132668what are you even on about
>you now remember ospina Professional injury faker. He'd be great in this team.
>>152132668his a arse fan mate why hate him
>Idris Elba is an arsenal fan
vinicious junior welcome to the arsenal.
>>152132813I don’t believe you>>152132997No way. Send him back to the favela
love this team <3
>>152132913the list of goats is unparalleled
>>152112753This isn’t /g/ and you aren’t a pajeet, no need to shill lagdroids in /arse/ which is normie.
vs chelsea:rayatimber - saliba - hincapie - cala zubi - ricesaka - eze - tross gyok
zubimendi in the pub
man that United game is hilarious
>>152134327The jaw on the fella on the left
>>152133058he watches arse games with his dad since he was a kid
>>152134394just propah mewing technique, doesn't skip a day
Any good hincapie compilations?
>Cesc Fàbregas' Como are unbeaten in 11 straight games>His Como team average the most possession (60.2%) in Serie A and they have conceded the second fewest xG (10.98) against them. Welcome to Arsenal (27/28)
>>152134869we're in the arteta IN part of the cycle currently lad, don't trouble us.
>>152135033If arteta wins a league and/or the champions league he'll leave to Barcelona
>>152134869>>152135033>sack Arteta >#Cesc>he leaves for Barcelona after 2 years>moyes comfy
>>152135058I seriously doubt that, I've heard Arteta say more things about his time at Everton, Rangers, PSG and Real Sociedad than anything about Barça
>>152135058absolutely not happening, he is clearly in love with the club and the players he got and the whole establishment. he's got a say in basically everything around arsenal football club now, no chance he leaves willingly after achieving glory.
watching Manchester United is genuinely depressing
us after the City, Liverpool and Unitedresults
>>152120526what a lame tweet
>>152132913You're only now discovering this?
Want Raya to stay rooted to or close to his line more when we have possession, guess he's so used to us keeping and recycling possession along with winning most duels
Can Arteta fix him with the good Christian influences in the team to keep his pride in check?
>>152136190Timber will break that buck.
Wish arteta wasn't so OCD about playing saka every match and keeping him on so long, he needs a break, too many 6/10 performances lately and with madueke not injured anymore i hope he starts vs bayern cause I know arteta doesnt trust dowman yet
>>152129640I like him and james from gunnerblog. Whenever he has that journalist who travels with the womens team(tim I think his name is?)it's unlistenable cause he acts like a melodramatic baby. The other andrew guy is based too.
>>152137113>james from gunnerblogJames IS gunnerblog
>>152137131he introduces him on the show as "james from gunnerblog" lol
>>152131822>His written stuff is pretty good thoughThe arseblog book Paddy Got Up was really good. Remember reading it when I first got into ereaders over a decade ago. It's probably still out there. It's an essay anthology about arsenal, learned a lot about the club from it.
>>152136190Why bothering with this fool, when better options are available (and under the scrutiny of Mr Big Berta):>Jean-Matteo Bahoya>Ayylmaoub Bouaddi
>>152137113>>152137342>>152137131Goodly morning /arse/nigs
>>152137546I’m sick of globohomo forrens can’t we sign another English lad instead mate
>man poo
>>152132668
>spoods
>>152132461What's Keith's nan had to say about this?
Play the kids against Bayern.
>invited to a birthday party on Wednesday when the Arsenal play >might be forced to go out and even if they don’t want to go out and celebrate they don’t have a TV/beamer where I can hook my dodgy box up toffs, what to do lads ?
>>152142174god damn, I want to hate f*ck her so badshe must be a mum by now
>Hincapie replacing Gabriel against Bayern Oh no no no no>Hincapie has only lost 3 times in over 10 matches against BayernWell well well
>one of the few accessible videos on a smartphone smuggled out of North Korea is a pirated version of Arsenal's All or Nothing documentaryWe are MASSIVE
I dunno desu, maybe could make the odd change. I think it’s a good test for us though and would be best to keep the momentum going before chelshit.>Inb4 ifs and buts.Give me your ideal line ups lads.
>>152142550truly gargantuan this football club is.
>>152142550Well yea the Norks keep flexing their nuclear arsenal they naturally have an affinity for The Arsenal
>>152142577Hello!
>>152142569Not much can be changed from the starting XI on the weekend because of injuries and fitness, so the same lineup probably starts, but Madueke, Ode, Martinelli and Gyok all come on towards the end to get match fitness, and then they also start on the weekend.
>>152142631huh???????????????????????you a vpn user aren't you?
>>152142651I don’t believe they would ever have servers in here lmao, i just hangout on /heem/ but i came to say hi (because i saw your post on 4plebs)
Why are you talking to yourself
>>152142550Visit Pyongyang incoming.
>>152142699Bro
>>152142398You have two options:>Fake being sick, and you can't make it. Stay home comfy watching the arse, or hop on your automobile, go to a secluded area and watch on the phone.>attent the birthday party, and avoid any news of the match. Later that evening or the folowing day, download the match and see it
>>152142686well, welcome in welcome in.you're from abroad and work here arabic?
https://x.com/TheAFCnewsroom/status/1992976518948036639?t=Rafa-PdBsoEO5OhNYBM-Lg&s=19Seems to be moving fine
Actually just studying (for now), and no Arabic haha I’ve gotten by just fine with English
>>152142756Whoops forgot to reply ahaha
>>152111961Are you scared yet because of your next UCL match?
>>152142815Nobody is scared of you lil bro. Arteta taught Kompany his trade. Kompany plays like Arteta used to play 2 seasons ago, which is all out attack and no defence.
>>152142815The new format is too lenient, I really don't care if we lose.
>>152142837I don't know man.Seems like you are kinda our bitch
>>152142852It's new day Hanz
>>152142806Thought about learning Arabic or Russian next year, both languages always intrigued me and of course their widespread use is a plus. Can’t be bothered with Mandarin.
>>152142908Funnily enough Ive been meaning to learn mandarin for a while now, the culture, history and landscape were always very interesting to me
>>152142806oh, am getting more dyslexic by the day i meant to say "you're from abroad and work here or youre arabic". but yea have fun with your studies, and this skin melting heat for 9 months of the year.>>152142908arabic is not worth it honestly, there's just so much difference between formal arabic that gets taught in schools and unis and the spoken arabic, then there's another sea of differences between each countries spoken arabic it could seem as if it's a completely another language some times, the gulf region speak one dialect, the levant speak another, the iraqis speak arabic that's kinda between these two accents, and tha amazigh from north africa speak a kind of arabic that i can't even understand.but if you're interested in poetry, history, or theology or anything of that sort, then it's definitely worth it.
>>152143020Kinda hard to describe but I have a hard time getting into the flow of the language, I usually start by listening to audiobooks/stuff that I’m already familiar with to raw tap into a new language and see how I like it but god dang Mandarin ain’t for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2vmP8gjuJIDestroyed them
>>152142550>South Korea has a lot of Tottenham fans because of SonGuess that's why North Korea take the contrary position kek.
>>152143348They had a pirated version of PES too and they removed Son from the game lmao
>>152136190We only rehabilitate burnt out wunderkinds anonVini Jr is a lost cause, he's gonna end up in Saudi at this rate
>>152132913>run-down estates that's what we've been throughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TrhWkTRUZY
>>152142852We seem like a different beast now but it will definitely be an interesting encounter.
how can best korea get even more based
>>152142550I'll give them a hug.
>>152142550truly the club of terrorists and despots
>Marli Salmon and Martin Odegaard both in first-team training today
>>152143531are we supposed to know who's marli salmon?
>>152143550I didn't, had to look him up. 16yo youth team member.
>>152143072Ahahaha its all good i got it now also yeah the sun was crazy a couple weeks ago i went to the beach two times and had insane burns all over, the cool breezes now are good tho its been comfy the past couple days >>152143091Damn my methodology is actually very similar to yours i still haven’t begun mandarin though ill have to see it for myself hopefully i can get into it ahahaha i really like their history (and the babes :D )
Everton have now matched our total.
>>152143600>4 london clubs thereInteresting that most of the refs are northern too.
timber just said he and a gorup of the other players pray before the game. christan taem confirmed
>>152141792Dunno la, that's not what the rumour has.
>>152143531>Marlin SalmonSeems fishy.
>Ode & Jesus back in first team training >Arteta on Havertz and Gyokeres>”Really good both of them, in the next few days they will have scans to see if we can push them for the weekend”
>>152132288Tottenham fans are extremely dysgenic. They shouldn't be allowed to breed.
bayern bulls rattling in their cages waiting to rape arseshit again
>Arsenal manager Mikel Arteta on asked whether Gabriel Martinelli and Noni Madueke are in contention for the Champions League game: "Yes they are and we are about to have a meeting now on Martin [Odegaard]. "He was very close for the previous game so we are hopeful he can be in the squad tomorrow.
>>152144343Sharteta better pray buyern for all those years of hurt. Anything less than 6-0 to the arse and it's sharteta out
>>152144343Arsenal is strong, brother.Don't get cocky.
>He says Victor Gyokeres and Kai Havertz are 'really good' and will have a scan to see 'how everything is' and could be available this weekend or 'the following game'.
>bondes is so dead he has to be posting here the whole week just to farm some (you)sabsolutely grim.
inb4 both teams cancel each other out and it ends 0-0
The Sunderland game is still quite irksome.
>>152144687Forget Sunderland I absolutely hated conceding that Richarlison goal
>that clip of saliba slapping rice in the celebrations for one of the goals on the weekend
>>152144087>>152144363>>152144398i'm guessing some of these guys will be on the bench? i bet gyokeres will be back for tomorrow.
Just realized leaflibs are doing the jlingz meme with our prime minister. Heh...Carneylingz just needs more time...
>>152145052
>>152145052Do they even know the Bulgarian origins?
don't let the results and performances fool you, ARTETA OUTwhat he has done to this club is a disgrace
>>152143892Wholesome and blessed
>>152145101If only he knew his influence on international politics
>>152145052My Canadian relative tells us that he's a Chink stoogeTo be fair inheriting Trudeau's disaster would be hard on anyone
Rodrigo Mendoza INCOMING lads
>chelshit are cooking barcaUh oh
>>152146814Both teams look like headless chickens.
Barca are really quite bad.
>>152147329They were bad last season too. It was embarrassing they made it to the semis. They would have been crushed by any of the 3 english teams in the knockouts (who were conveniently all placed on the same side of the bracket).
>>152146814My anus is front running the weekend twitching
>>152146814Barca are very inconsistent and hard to read this season, also their defence is garbage especially when the offside trap goes wrong
I want to beat bayern but I also hope arteta rotates the squad quite a bit like what city are doing vs leverkusen, dont want to risk too much with Chelsea on the horizon and top 8 is pretty secure with the other fixtures
Aubamabloodclaatyang
>>152147673City are currently losing 2-0 m8.
>>152147892They fielded their c team tbf, i dont think we're capable of fielding a team as bad as their lineup vs leverkusen
>>152147673Me too but I feel like artets will want to keep the momentum going. Hes buzzing right now tbf.Hopefully the wounded get some minutes in preparation for the blue shite. This next month is gonna be massive so yeah I feel you
Barca are comically shit but >own goal >red card they are making it too easy for Chelsea, when was the last time >we could cruise through a game that was either important or right before an important game thanks to the opposition being total tards.
>>152148263Chelsea can't even stay onside either.
We must thank Barca for leading Chelsea into a false sense of security.
It should have been Arsenal vs Barcelona in the CL final last year.
will madukeke celebrate when he inevitably scores on sunday?
>>152148637The actual CL final last year was PSG vs Arsenal, in which PSG defeated Arsenal in a close game. The other side of the bracket was irrelevant as it was evident from the result of the "final" match.
Hope we get Barca in the knockout stage, we would absolutely tear them a new one.
>Shitty FC 115 Oil Slaves
>Aubamayeng brace to take down newcastle>Peps full rotation bites him in the assOnto bayern
>>152148076Allegedly there's a closed doors game on Thursday vs man united to get fitness for some guys.
>>152148637Nah, psg were too good, the season where we choked to a rather poor bayern side shouldve been the one we won with city getting K.O'd in that tie where they dominated madrid in general play
>>152148637>Arsenal vs Barcelona>CL final I just got PTSD.
>>152149202Same. Fucking gutted. Uefa cup final in 2000 was bad too. Maaaate
I want Dowman in the conversation with Yamal and Estavao but we're too stacked for him to get the minutes they get
>just saw kompanys presser>dodged arteta questions>yeah pep is the architect not that what he said isnt true per se but God i hope we slap them tomorrow
This will sound retarded, but going into the Chelsea game after they beat Barça is giving me a bit more confidence. Had they lost, id definitely feel more worried.
I dont get this bellingham race thing its been said before he was a cunt that was up his own arse during his time at BVB but now blacks are doing there race chimpout bullshit like saka is fucking 24 and still called a starboy when in our team we have a fucking school kid playing a real fucking starboy not a man but the blackie side of our fanbase would never call dowman that cause his white, if you ever watch a black football youtuber they never talk about the whites always fucking uppity they are, no ones calling for Daniel Ballard to be the next tony adams or to get his eze home comming
>>152147673they will slaughter you if you're not playing at full strength
>>152151048Meds. Alternatively, come live in a city where you get to be one of the privileged minorities, like me :)
>>152145370Yes also true. Bless Filipinos for seeing through the state funded nonsense
>>152151048Based and racepilled, thank you Nigel
Arsenal will not win the Champions League this season.
>>152151514couldn't pay me to live among chinks
>>152149647blacks always peak earlier
>Chelsea and Estevao dickriding in full force already after the Barca game god damn I hate the media
>>152152407I hope you don't write this from Sydney because that place was one big Chinatown the last time I was there.
>>152151048Brother it's just a nickname that stuck. Saka will be called or referred to as starboy even when he's like 36. It's not that serious.
>>152151048Fosball fags are still a few years behind the normal racepilled volk of society today. So they still worship niggers and feel sorry for them because of a couple of bananas that got thrown on the to the pitch in 1996. Oblivious to how racist they are themselves or how babyish they act.
>>152151048>>152153987Can >we admit that starboy is a pretty fucking gay name ?
>>152154035It's only cringe because he hasn't been the star player in a long time now.
>>152151048Bellingham is just a confused white lad.
>>152151745>>152154035are you the same greek from /epl/ that loves alice?
>>152151745A bold statement.
>>152147673>Arseshitters think they can come with their B-Squad and leave the field with their anus intactlollmao even
>>152142852This will be relevant today again
>>152154759>>Arseshitters think they can come with their B-Squad and leave the field with their anus intactThat's the dream.
>>152154793Bayern players have literal raging boners wanting to prove themselves against international A class opponents. If you aren't giving 100% today, better not come at all.
vinicius for shartinelli y/n?
>>152154828lmao, fuck no
>>152154828no, pls no diva
>>152154808Don’t get too cocky La
This bipolar team is losing today and again on sunday
>>152155208begone foul Tottenham fan
Don't know if you guys will be able to watch it but they're streaming our youth league game vs Bayern on youtube.Max is playing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-6NVyOKd2I
>>152155217>Austrianon trusting the processWhen even the most pessimistic Arsenal fan in this general becomes optimistic you know something isn't right
>>152155273woha there, good your horses, I fully expect a loss tonight but only because Buyern are the best team in Europe right how and I don’t really care about the result.Game vs Chelsea is where it is.
>>152155257No, we're not able to watch it.
>>152155257>>152155295It's obviously on the ((usual websites)) but also on UEFA.tv:https://www.uefa.tv/live/294717
>>152155208>>152155289A draw tonight and a win on Sunday, this is what I feel.
>>152155310ok but do we want to watch it?it's a bad omen.
>>152155289*hold, fucking wiener fingers and phones.>>152155316sounds good, I’ll take it.
Max equalises.
>>152151048Wtf are you on about
Former Arsenal defender Pascal Cygan has sent an Arsenal jersey which he wore during the invincibles season to Zohran Mamdani after the latter became Mayor of Newyork@lequipe
heh
>>152155702It's nice, but the U19s have already lost 4 games, I doubt they'll qualify anyway.
big game today but I just can’t bring myself to care - i only care about the league title anyone else feel this way?
>>152155742I feel you because the league is really the only thing on my mind too, this is the longest Arsenal have gone without winning it since their first title in 1931. But still tonight's game and Arsenal's performance will be a good indicator as to where they're at.
>>152155742I'm more worried about squad fitness than the result, but I'd like to win. I'm praying nobody gets injured but it'll be a high intensity match with lots or tackles so I'm almost resigned to the fact we'll have more injuries
Saw this but turns out it's just his brother.
Dowman with 2 goals.
>>152155824One of them was fucking greathttps://x.com/user84848384/status/1993696048833778056?s=46&t=jZgr8k_N165QDO2YFyLCVQ
>Luis Munoz, a 13-year-old attacking midfielder in the Arsenal academy, has just become the youngest player in the history of the Uefa Youth League. He’s come onto the pitch as a 86th minute substitute for #AFC against Bayern Munich. Born December 2011.
>>152155890Nice.
>>152155918good goal, reckon i'd be scoring similar goals if i actually kept playing footy and went to an academy instead of being a dumb retard who pursues the sciences
Arse status in the face of the Inevitable later tonight?
>>152155891fucking hell, that kid is young enough to be my son
Harryman-Anus on the bench
>>152156642I reckon we'll start the same squad as the weekend but rotate with ode, gyok, madueke etc on the weekend when they'll be closer to match fitness after a few more days of training between today and Sunday.
>with a goal different of -15 Ajax have only scored 1 goal in the champions league so far this seasonLol lmao even. Also how do you think current manure would fare?
>Mosquera and Myles starts>Merino up front>Ødegaard on the bench
>>152157850lord above, we're gonna pack hans and his friends with a HEAVY 4-1 win.
>>152157850>>152157915mad goals merino getting 2Rice and Saliba each 1 off set pieces
>>152157850Unless hincapie isn't fully match fit I would've gone with him over mosquera because he's played this bayern team before during his time with leverkusen
>>152157964Mosquera is right footed right?>right footed centerback on the leftGood, none of this woke nonsense
>>152157964i assume he's being rested along with calafiori for the chelsea game
>>152158060Bayern are a much better team than Chelsea going forward so changing the back line could be fatal.
>this is how I find out David Luiz is at Pafos and he just scored in the same game as Balogun (Monaco).
>>152158119could be true, but the match with chelsea is critical to the premier league, this match is just for who gets the the return leg in his own turf in the knockout phase.
>>152148637What exactly got in the way, tho?
>>152157964Yeah, I remember thinking the same thing about Fabio before >we played Sporting or whoever the fuck it was and literally everything went to shit and Fabio looked like he was completely out of his depth.
pretty drunk already, speed ran all the social obligations for a birthday bash tonight, hope I can head home soon.Hope my boy Mosquera doesn’t disappoint tonight.
>>152157964I thought he was subbed off vs spurs because of a niggle
>Bayern's starting lineup at the Emirates tonight contains as many London-born players as Munich-born.
>>152158516games gone
>>152158119this match literally doesnt matter for both team
This retarded offside to onside tactic when taking free kicks just doesn't make sense to me.
>liverpoo
>Piles
just tuned in lads how's it going
>liverpool
>poopyendi
Fucking hell, the Benny Hill theme might as well have started playing>drossard>baka>Poopimendi>Drossard againWhat the fuck. Offside but still.
>salibad
>Liverpoo>Realwtf
that's a sorry excuse for a stash there manuel
>arselel getting cooked by bayern againclassic
thugs
Those first 10 minutes were atrocious.Best sack Fraudteta now, so >we can have the new manager bounce by half-time.
all come here>>152155248you know this is the way
Skelly red incoming
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TIMBERRRRRRRRRRR
SET PIECE AGAIN
Timber is the best RB in the league, probably top 5 world wide now, period.
Post the Timber pic, you know the one.
TTIIMMMMBEEEEERRR
HAHAHAHAHAH
globohomo dei stoke fc
TIIIIMMMMMBBBBBEEERRRRRRRRR
Too easy timberbros
>>152158942
>>152158939>probably
Neuer looking fat>>152158952Get over it
Fuck it clobber them to offset the pain we had from them for years
>>152158966>>152158972Cheers lids
>>152158803Maybe they should cook up a goal lmao.
>>152158942>>152158972why the fuck was it the thumbnail
>>152158972Kek, mr consistent
That was a bit scary
>bayern with 74% yet arsenal lead through a set-pieceYeah I know that feel with Arsenal way back.
Not gonna lie, I kinda forgot that Eze was playing.
>>152159060*possession
>trying to walk it inSHOOOOOOOOOT YOU BUNCHA FOOOOOOOLS
wtf was that
FOR FUCK'S SAKE MERINO YOU'RE THE NUMBER 9, JUST SHOOT
that should've been goal no 2
Eze wtffff
right of course
of course they concede immediately after that chance come the fuck on
oy vey
That's what >we get for trying to walk it in. Fucking retards
>a midget>a childYep. It's over.
he's too powerful
Skelly out of his depth
Blame is on sharteta for playing players out of position. Smelly is not a LB
Odegaard needs to bench ride for a minute.
they scored the equalizer and now they're all over us
Myles is having a fucking WOEFUL gameNeed to get Hincapie or Calafiori in ASAP
so the rest of the game is just gonna be our back line getting beat by long balls
>>152159196>Blame is on shartetaAlways is.
defence is shooknew thread pls
Smelly AWOL again
>>152159234just like the sunderland game
>>152159190Yeah, get califiori on after half time>>152159222Won't mind a draw, doesnt effect much
>Marmalade
trossard is finished, it's actually so over now
it's over for Sharinelli bros
>>152159300he's coming on the last 20 when their legs are dead
>PeeSG
>SakaCome on man
Dunno why we pressed up so high despite being one nil up, they broke the press and kimmy was given to much space
trossard being down kind of killed their momentum. at one point it looked like we were ready to concede again.
Lmao, they caught on so quick. Just long diagonal balls now cause hey, what if?
new>>152159408>>152159408>>152159408
>arteta visibly yelling puta madre
I will need that Zubi ass bounce webm, lads.