SERIE A ROUND 12>Saturday, 22nd November 202515:00 Cagliari 3-3 Genoa15:00 Udinese 0-3Bologna18:00 Fiorentina 1-1 jJ20:45 Napoli 3-1 Atalanta >Sunday, 23rd November 202512:30 Hellas Verona 1-2 Parma15:00 Cremonese 1-3 Roma18:00 Lazio 2-0 Lecce20:45 Inter 0-1 Bbilan>Monday, 24th November 202518:30 Torino-Como20:45 Sassuolo-PisaReminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink alot of water, >your team might be playing again soon and stay articpilled
negru
nihao
>looks at the tablewell well well...
How will er sistema stop Riomma this time
Well well well would you look at that it's almost monday
have fun Jj
>>152119982Watch a certain poster without European football crash out about there being no European fixtures in this OP
Low effort op and obsessed people
The oracle of Leiden
>>152120093Oh noooooo shit players are going to freeze to death or worse, tear their acls noooo don't do that haha
>>152120093Should leave them there
pazza inter
>>152120093Mo iceman hattie incoming
For me, it's Cristiano Pulisco, the best football player of Associazione Calcio Milan
Allegri won.
>Chivu: "Lautaro? What's wrong, can't I make substitutions?"Grisi?
>>152121209did anyone catch what lautaro say during that ref cam? seems like he was babbling but I couldn't get it, sub came right after
jj plays tomorrow
>Wagies play again in 8 hours
based
>>152120699anala
Weston McKennie
>>152120093No return leg and that means you either get gassed trying to win on ice or get ran over. >>1521215525 odalizi 0
Buongiorno ragazzi, my feet tonight were colder than what Jj’s players will have to endure tomorrow (!).
Allegri humiliated Shitaly, Serie Ass, /seriea/, Palestine, and poorfags (holy redundancy batman) with his result against Inter.
New Cazzetta moment is up, punctuallyhttps://x.com/Gazzetta_it/status/1992844913180881251
Good morning!
Oh man Udo Kier died. Actually sad about this one
>>152129487How many doses?
>>152129519Not drug related. Just old age (he was 81y old)
>>152129537Yeah how many vaxx doses
Tennis nation now
>still talking about it 5 years after it happenedYou really have to move on
5?
Printer are such a loser sissy team is it any real surprise that the NT is performing badly when so many of their shitters are in there
>>152129601
>>152119982My dad loved as roma in the 90s before supporting man utd I wish they win this season
>Serbia’s president Vucic is accused of having participated in “human safaris” during the Bosnian War, in which wealthy individuals paid large sums of money to shoot civilians. Video footage has also emerged showing him in a vehicle, which had, on its boot, a human skull.Has there ever been a non deranged Serb
>With the goalkeepers reversed, it would have been a different derby. Roma, who says the strongest team wins the Scudetto?Gazzetta seething kek
/OurGirl/
there's a Vinicius looking negro in the U-17 but with dreadlocks
>>152130460Elimoghale, the future of jj
Holiday-season is upon us! What would be some gifts you'd give your fellow /seriea/ posters, generally and individually?
>Alex Toth is now one to watch for the next two transfer windows, with Juventus already interested. The 20 y/o central midfielder is considered “the new Szoboszlai”. Contract with Ferencváros until 2027. Several German clubs are interested. Price valuation around €15 million all-in.>“the new Szoboszlai”Just heard shouts of jubilation coming from beyond the southern border
>>152130580Falconry lessons and mapei /cyc/>>152130580ling caps
yeah there isn't any good kid in this squad by the looks of it, maybe that one negru mostly because of early development and being pacey and dribbly. I hope the other side of the bracket with Portugal and Brazil is better than these two because otherwise what a grim tournament it must have been.
Sadegh Moharrami vs Nasaf90’ Mins played7.6 Rating32/43 (74%) Accurate passes3 Clearances4 Interceptions5 Recoveries4 Duels won
Mystery negru
>>152131221nice try alex sandro
>>152131221Uuuhhhhhh David or Cabal
Just been reminded of Alex Sandro
>>152130580Good question. I would wish everyone a cute gf and healthiness.To you I would gift a trip to Switzerland to see some real mountains that are taller than 600m and some selfhelp books on how to be less obsessed with other people.To germanon a big hellokitty plush toy and the whole hitman collection.The dane bro would get the be@rbrick AC Milan figurine (in large).Robert and kyrgy bro would get starlink so they come back posting.Belgio would get the book "how to win an information war" by peter pomerantsev.The poorfag schizo would get a Chiesa Milan shirt. Scottbro would get an internship at the company I work with and a pub tour through edinburgh (with dinner at a indian/tamil restaurant of his choice) paid by me.Bosnia would get a dazn subscription and serbro would get a new bike.
>>152131612this is amerimutt erasure
Golazo fenomenazo inacio (he moved to bundass therefore he's good (he's a shitalo Brazilian so his love for little girls is exponentially high and he's elite trust me I work at the fabbrica a lottest lot))
>>152129935we tried to warn everyone
What a fucking player Jesus Rodriguez is
adduccia
If Addai keeps this up, he might get incuded in the World Cup squad. Wings are looking pretty thin
>>152132407>caused a comical penaltybetter if I shut up kek
/co/idea Tin Tin and the /seriea/ glowie
Milan should buy Addai so Allegri can use him in his motivational calls for the team
>>152132543Kek
>>152132543Lole
>>152131221Juve has GI JOEs playing for them?
From JJ to LUDENS
ADDAI
Damm My nigga kuhn finna ride the bench the rest of the season
>>152132766One small step for Weston. One giant leap for Juventus.
IACOBO RAMON
lole
>turdino
NICO PAZZO
Mauriziobros... what is happening to us...
>>152119982How the fuck is Roma in first place? All i remember is kwab after kwab. 0-1 v torino, 0-1 v inter. Plzen match, Lille. Yeah i know two of them are in europe, i guess that's the explanation
>>152133044The league is ass, that's the answer
If he was a gooner, he'd be called Masturbaturina
BATURINA
turdino is such a shitty team, holy shit
i fear the gomo
>Como ultras shouting olè during ball possession
Jj on Magic Mike apparently, dunno fras
if Fabregass doesn't make it in the top 6 after what they spent it will go down in history as a bigger flop than the Allegri bis
average barons humiliation ritual
>>152133119>Imagine being a Como fan>All your life you've supported factory workers with square feet who played catenaccio even against Cittadella>Now you have Fabregas as a coach who plays attacking football>The players are young, technically gifted wonderkidsIt must be glorious
How is he feeling right now you reckon?
Nothin' personal ABComo's
>>152133171yeah but Como also had the Preziosi arc in the early 2000s, so it wasn't all that bleak
Caption it
Pisa is on a luck streak
>>152133272>see those two upper wrinkles that appeared this week? all down to gorlock-a-telly
>>152130580>>152130580A toy for Serbbro’s doggoA nice aftershave for both the German bvll and AmeribroThe Finn would get vouchers for whatever his favourite shop isAruba can get a trip to Europe Tickets for the Yorkshire LazialiA bottle of whisky for AlbanoSwiss and the other balkanoids (Bosnia first among them)Every single shitalian would get a nice panettone, even the schizo poster. I’d send one to Belgio tooAs for you? A scenic tour of Volendam, no expense spared
Please don't send me to the 2nd worst place in this country...
>>152133129not a fan and jjust should have different priorities
>>152133318I would definitely like to visit and treat (almost) all of you to a pint while watching serie a in a pub
>>152133423>watching serie a>in a pubit'd be best if you brought some board games like subbuteo too, otherwise I would start throwing peanuts at twinkazzo ten minutes into the game
>implying Twinkazzo would not have stormed out seething over people getting drinks he doesn't approve of
>>152133129>losing another player on a freelmao do it
For me its a normal lager or mate + vodka or gin
They say colors are subjective, but it's absolutely clear the only thing greener than camarda are the apples that mysteriously disappear Everytime twinkazzo enters a coop
>>152133129>injury prone gk (lol) on a gorillion wagesNo thanks
>>152133129I mean he's good but I dunno man
>getting scored on by Martin Baturinabruh....
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>>152134038
I am become Homo Ludens, the obtainer of platinums
Juden raus
>>152134290DS2 when?
>Maurizio is back
pinamonti wtf
Martin Chaturbaturina Assitalia
>>152134391Not anytime soon, the controller's triggers need a rest after all that balancing. Maybe it will end up on PS+ before I get around to buying it.
The legions of Marcvs Tvllivs Baronvs were hvmiliated and befovled by Hispanian commander Franciscvs Fabregansus and his yovthfvl troops. Among them a Germanic avxiliary who was recently stationed in the barren land of Caledonia.
>>152134597The Caledonian hordes will land on these shores in the coming days, any advice to ensure my survival?
>>152134632"everything that's been tried against the Moroccans, but the opposite this time", says Ammianus Marcellinus
>Ignazio La Russa (President of the Senate and well-known Inter fan) on yesterday's derby: "You got us Maignan'd. If the goalkeeper had been switched, we would have won 3-0"
18 months after I said this about Alex Tóth, he’s linked with Juventus and labelled as the ‘new Szoboszlai.’ Not sure about the comparisons to Szoboszlai. He is a very different type of player. More like the ‘Hungarian Pedri’ but he’s ready for a top five league club.
Ferenc "Az aranygyerek" Tóth
Miary Zo? December 2nd?we will be there
>>152135305*makes ranked unplayable for the next 3 months*
>>152135326>mfw she has a string that's 2,2,2,2,2
>>152135392If the Eddy bot managed to reach Garyu with 333333 spam, a powercrept DLC with ranked inflation and winstreak bonus can easily reach Mighty Ruler
Nico Paz to Int-ACK!
If he knew how to play in an abandoned castle, he would have been called Ico Paz
>>152130580a new strap on for dukkioan elementary school level history book for twinkazza contribution for the pereiro fund for ternanofor bosnia, 30 minutes with a prostitute that looks like his bosssome gud belgian beer for serbiabinland gets a cream for his foot fungusa botfarm to shill for the transfer americano wantshard liquor for bolanda shit ton of speculaas for all the italiosa chief keef album for croatiaany type of food for greekanonlsd for germanoa donkey that stubs its toe more than once for the bonga vocaroo of me singing aruba dushi tera for aruba
What's wrong with my old one?
Finally, the agony is fucking over>>152135806Why was this even a rumor lmao, Madrid asked 40m minimum and then Como told them they werent gonna sell him
>>152136187the worms in the anal cavity have built up a tolerance threshold to it
Lil bro is letting the toxoplasmosis part of his brain guide his words :skull:
>>152136216don't say I didn't warn your sorry (alternative word: sore) ass
>>152136280https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cochliomyia_hominivorax#Life_cycleEnjoy
I am horrified by how much I see all of my worst qualities and impulses gain an embodiment through all of you on this site and I despise you for it even though I keep coming back to see you.
Why would WE be the embondiment of YOUR worst qualities and impulses
Because you're all effeminate, oversocialized losers and I am one, but to a far lesser degree than you but still, that doesn't necessarily make me better than you by any stretch since I keep coming here to roll in the pig pen all the same. I don't know, I'm pissed off and frustrated and I'm taking out on you guys because I feel like you're all the things that are holding me back in life. Caring about nonsense, acting like an idiot. Stuff like that. Maybe I'm just blowing smoke..
embodøment
Oh, and that was a good game last night from BBilan. Or I think. I don't know. They won so that's something.
my inability to hold my tongue extends to the virtual space too. please ignore all that nonsense i just posted. i am not in a sane frame of mind at this moment. i will leave for now.
Gila>BremerdGoodnight
Take me west to the Edge Knot CityWhere the Timefall burns and the views are prettyOh, won’t you please let me roamTake me west to the Edge Knot CityWhere the cargo’s heavy and the BT's grittyOh, won’t you please let me roamJust a Porter trudging on his feetI’m a legendary man that’s tough to beatGot a BB pod to detect the heatI’ll deliver all your cargo fineConnect you to the Chiral lineRags to riches? No, just chiral crystalsPackin’ blood grenades and anti-BT pistolsWhatever you need, I’m bringin’ essentialsI’ll get you on the network gridAll I need is some of your kitStrapped with a stack, hear the Odradek dangerWhy I’m here? I’m a solitary rangerThe forecast says it’s hazardous to breatheHold my breath so the BTs leaveTell me, who you gonna believe?
How do I convince myself jj isn't playing today
>>152137454ketamine
Good morning!>Borussia Dortmund and Atlético Madrid made an offer for Bartesaghi this summer, but AC Milan decided to keep the player.AC Milan v Lazio match on November 29th is almost sold out!>AC Milan v Sassuolo match on December 14th is sold out!Drug trafficking: 20 years in prison requested for Luca Lucci, former leader of AC Milan’s Curva Sud>Everything suggests that Maignan will leave on a free. Premier League is keeping a very close eye on the situation, and Juventus are also following it closely.Pobega will become a Bologna player permanently in February 2026. The deal will bring Milan around 7M€>>152136668But why should that be a bad thing? Its precisely what makes this general so good. On the surface we are all here for calcio but its actually much deeper than that. We spend time with people who are similar to us. We all have days when we cant eat like you greek anon. We all have moments when we mask our insecurities with arrogance like duccio. We, too, occasionally blame "others" or politicians for our own dissatisfaction (Im looking at you belgio). We all think we deserve the promotion and dont want to spend our mornings on public transport with loud, disruptive "poorfags." We, too, yearn for the wild and exotic like scottbro.We all grapple with the fact that time passes without us having used it "properly" like Serbro. We all want control over the uncontrollable which is why we overcompensate with sports like bosnia.And we are all a little naive and believe in the goodness of people and that we can change the future for the better as I do. Dont get me wrong. Of course we are here to share the magical moment when Leao dribbles past six defenders or to see Conte have a meltdown.But we are here because when we post here we look in a mirror and we do not only see ourselves but our friends too.
>Walter Sabatini to Cronache: "Yesterday's derby was beautiful. With the goalkeepers inverted, #Inter would have easily won, but neither #Inter nor #Milan will win the championship. One of #ASRoma or #Bologna will win the Scudetto..."
>inverted goalkeeper
>>152141958
>>152137454Ice-skating isn't football
>>152141958Chernobyl reactor 4 levels of copium
How many norwegian golazos tonight? I need to flood transfermarkt with posts asking to raise his value to infinite gorillions.
The Fanta league is heating up and getting close
>>152141939ever tried not being a disingenuous rat lmao>>152141958holy based
>>152143159How do i join
>>152143544theres a link somewhereits late but you can probably still catch up with me lole
>>152143159>from 19th to 4thSIGNORE'D
>>152130703source: only one Bundesliga journalist
>>152143159>haven't touched it since week 1 or 2 >only 26.5 points from 1st easy work
For a brief moment I thought the game was at 18:45
>>152143525Wait what? Why? I said we all share our flaws
I'm pretty sure greekcel is the guy spamming /pol/ with with dating/women/incel threads every day.
>>152141939Don't mistake my disdain for your inflated sense of self-importance, disingenuous empathy and how out of touch you are for supposed "arrogance".
>>152136202what gayme?
Some are not ready to grow...
How about ready to glow...?
hehehehttps://www.corrieredellosport.it/news/calcio/champions-league/2025/11/25-144851503/juve_a_bodo_gli_aerei_non_atterrano_per_la_neve_chiellini_e_comolli_in_viaggio_in_macchina_dalla_svezia>Chiellini e Comolli bloccati: raggiungeranno Bodo in macchina
>>152144979comfy drive
>>152144979>kvikkjokknever fails to get a laugh from me
Currently watching Enzo Barrenechea
Lads, it's Ajax
>Dahl couldn't play professional football according to Ranieri and Massara fangirls
>New details have emerged from the Inter-Milan derby regarding the altercation between Acerbi and Leao, as documented by DAZN. Leao: “That's the last time you pull my hair.” Acerbi: “I didn't do it on purpose. Why are you pointing your finger at me? Next time, I'll rip it off.”
>>152145284Locatello crusader's
Naboli
Two(2) norgays?!?!
>World Cup 2026 draw to adopt tennis-style system for the four top seedsThe world’s top four teams will not be able to meet until the semi-finals of next year’s World Cup if they win their groups under a seeding system used by Fifa at the tournament for the first time.It means England would benefit from tennis-style seeding and avoid Spain and Argentina until the semi-finals and France until the final if they win their group.Fifa is introducing the system for the World Cup, having adopted a similar format for the Club World Cup this year.The top two teams in the Fifa rankings – Spain and Argentina – will be on opposite draw pathways, as will the third- and fourth-ranked sides, France and England respectively.Those four teams would then be placed in different quadrants of the 32-team knockout phase if they all come top of their groups.
The KKK returns tonight:XI BODO/GLIMT : Haikin; Sjovold, Bjørtuft, Aleesami, Bjorkan; Evjen, Berg, Brunstad Fet; Blomberg, Hogh, MaattaXI JUVENTUS : Perin; Kalulu, Kelly, Koopmeiners; Cambiaso, Locatelli, Adzic, McKennie; Miretti, Conceição; Openda
Grand wizard teun Koopmeiners
>>152145675kringe kut kanker
Klere kanker kut
Spalletti: “The best moment of today, of tonight, will be when we realise that everything we’ll be able to achieve this evening won’t depend on the people we meet or the situation in front of us, but on ourselves. When someone manages to understand this, that’s the best mental and physical training.” “Making changes and showing that we have confidence in these players. Of course there will be pressure and responsibility, but there’s also the opportunity to show what kind of footballer you are. We need to play a more quality-based football; there are many players who have that ability to beat their man, like Zhegrova, Yildiz and Conceição… but if you put them all together, you lose balance. There are the right opportunities to lift ourselves out of mediocrity.”
>Milan Kings are relaxing cozily in front of the fire at Milanello while Jj have to travel and play in the Arctic, Printer have to waste energy in Madrid and N have to travel to the border of Iran Milan Kings we keep winning
Schizo will love this one
>>152146074>Milan Kings we keep winningI received a compliment on my hairstyle today
I forgot we were playing in 20 minutes aaaaaaa
Quick, link a calcio fanfic that I can read in 15-20 minutes
I bet you look good on the calciofloor.
*Loses to Bodö/Glimt in the UEFA Super League*
Le Fere colours
>>152134632There’ll be no trouble, I think the fans get on relatively well? I remember you lot came over 2 years ago, must have been at least 5k fans and there were no issues. Ajax is another story..As for on the pitch I’d expect a comfortable Feyenoord win, Celtic are piss poor this season.
Sborro/Glimt
>>152146309Juve NG lost :(Ternana won :)
Christ Almighty just read that Openda isn't only playing, but also starting
>>152146296Based and clussypilled
Carice Van Houten’s paternal grandmother was Scottish.
juventus game is the dark horse of the night
ABJ bro’s remember we want Jj to stay as long as possible in yurop so minimum 1 point today
>>152146310Yeah, the fanbases get on very well. Same with the Napoli one. That's why the recent legends-match was with Celtic too.But Feyenoord's recent form hasn't been great either. Usually play a great 45/60 minutes and then they fall off badly.Is it true the Celtic (interim)coach Martin O'Neill fell asleep during a press conference the other day?
>>152146419Nah he was just joking with a reporter. This will probably be one of his last games, looks like the club are getting closer to appointing Rodgers’ successor. Could be a French ngubu from the MLS which is… underwhelming
Sborro/Grim
>losing against literally/whøgrim
Lole
Italy is relatively warm and we're playing with a red ball. Here we have a serious risk of snow and they're playing with a yellow/black ballAlright De Siervo
Sballet please
Conceicao isn't leaving the pitch alive with his rotten muscles lmao
Unpopular opinion but nighttime small Norwegian cities are prettier than daytime ones
Locatelli is Max Statman
we are voluntarily watching this game
>>152146633I'm not watching, I'm pre-firing shitposts because there's not many events that could unfold with Openda of all people starting lmao
>>152146633
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
>"Ton, when Icardi was talkin about greasing the union saint-gilloise who knew that’s what he meant!"
>>152146633two more hours
>He’s actually watching this instead of just shitposting and doing something else
Name 3 something else's to be doing
Nice slip
>>152146806Play the newest Call of Duty™
Grim Aldo scored...
Gonna be honest, this looks like a semi-professional match
It's literally impossible for Teun to not return without a 43°C fever
Locatelli moment
>>152146833Ok, but if I do that I can surely pause the single-player component to fire off a shitpost right?
How long until Sballet kurps the synthetic
it begins
rev up your power drills
BODOE BODOE BODOE BODOE BODOE
BLOMBERG BLOMBERG BLOMBERG
*collectively turn around to watch where the ball goes*
Why am I watching this kek, >we are gonna lose 3-0
>Playing single-players in big 2025
How is Adamo Luciano dealing with this?
Based Miretti forcing Openda to run and tear his legs apart
lol lmaosborrletti is so bad that there isnt even a new manager bump
What black magic was Buciano doing there
Imagine if Openda could do more than walking
He's not even fast lmfao
>>152146951>playing multiplayer games outside the 9 year period in the 00s when mmos were populardid you spawn out of a time capsule ?
i hate openda so much its unreal
I'm crying dawg we're so bad we don't even remember which side the corner is supposed to be taken
He was through on goal 1v1 and decided to wait until the chance was gone to pass to Con-say-sau#NeverBuyBelgian
Belgian?
>>152147056I don't think I have ever seen Jj looking more like a relegation candidate
Two fax:1) Openda and David are the post-Zingaro2) Openda is an obligation
Vgh...
Fucking Christ send help
thanks kurpmeiners
if that was juventus in the serie ass it would have been a penalty
tfw they actually sent helpNow kill Openda
>play in a freezing weather>not start the Canadian player
>>152147112If Prime Mandzukic was playing in 2025 he'd be top 3 balon d'or contender. That's how far footy has regressed in 10 years.
McKennie is almost as annoying as the tiny piece of paper that gets stuck between the glans and the foreskin which, coincidentally, gets wet in that exact moment so it's not as easy and quick to clean as it normally would
>>152147130Where do you even go from this, might as well call it a day fra
>>152147171Please attach attention-grabbing webm's to your posts so I know to pay attention
That’s a goal if Mckennie isn’t disabled
>>152147193>Where do you even go from thisMedjugorije could be a start
Kellyduck just raised his voice against the ref :3
Only a collective /seriea/ pilgrimage to santiago de compostela can save Jj now
i know how to fix jj
Lmao @ dilorenzo
Joao Marathon will solve this game but I don't even know if he's actually a Jj player anymore, it's been THAT long
>>152147244>stop playing in competitive leagues and become a demonstration team insteadbrilliant
We should try shooting away from the goalkeeper's silhouette
>>152147272i was thinking of superga
*almost spends 70m on Arauggio*
What the fuck was that
>meltdown 5 games in the Sborretti managerial termDisband the club please
Douglas Luiz would have solved this game
buciano crashing out the champions with no survivor (should leave half the team to freeze over there)
Heave ho, lads, set the sails again,Follow my heart through the wind and rain,From the cold North Sea to Karachi’s sand,For the brown girl love I chase to a distant land.
Tudor would draw this game btw
The last time a Juventus striker scored from open play was 2 and a half months ago btw
>>152147235tfw I did this
zhegrova wins it in 2nd half
>>152147639We're not winning shit fra
Araujo to jJ
Just discovered there's 45 more minutes of this shit
jj humiliation has everyone sleeping on yet another conte masterclass
Just seen Openda score a goal for Juventus
OPOLOGIZE
Quick, post an Openda edit!
>>152147584Well, not anymore
is blud crying ?!?!?!?
Die-Opendaman in tears in front of Sam
No way...
>>152147715he cried for nothing ref is gonna give a penalty
openda only needed twelve games to score his first goal
Holy shit sub Miretti off before he makes it worse
Pics of the crying?
WTF the jj player who got fouled then fouled bodoe defender the goal shouldnt have counted and a penalty should have been given
Schick gole
>>152147761(You)
*fixes jJ in 10 minutes*
Offside sadly
>>152147824>Homo Ludensciano.jpg*fix.jpgWhat did you fix about it?
>and N have to travel to the border of IranWhat did jeet dane tomasson mean by this?
>>152147846Huh... nothing. I saved it with the regular filename, no idea why it added "jpg*fix" lol
italos out here getting 8200'D
Why isn't any of our shitters getting a crusader
>play with 2 actual wingers>start actually creating chancesIt's so surprising
I thought it was an Openda brace but it turns out, Muttuidi scored
MUTTUIDI
Muttuidi.
macdonald
Why was Spalletti losing like a Nintendo Labo there?
>Miretti assist He forced me to apologize, fair enough
HAAAAAARYYY HARRRY POTTAAAAAA
Moe, Lord of Blood
if I were to get a Juve shirt and HAD to choose a name for the back, no doubt I'd choose this lil nigga, I love him in this dumpster fire of a teamt. otherwise extremely racist against americans
McFratm gole
TEUN STRENGTH
napoli napoli napoli
>>152148036>getting outjumped by a gutter oil enthusiastI thought Norwegians were good in the air, did they run out of ventolin?
We needed to play at -10°C in order to wake Yildiz again
>Frimpong is a devout Christian and acknowledged the fact that after the COVID-19 pandemic he started attending mass while living in Glasgow.What glasga does to a mf
>>152148149Can you elaborate on other Frimpong-related events that took place in the smiling city of Glasgow?
>>152148149All these negru Dutch internationals are christian as fuck. They have prayer circles together in the dressing room and all their pastors and shit
All shitalian teams will win this week, I know my farse
I'm visiting Eindhoven this weekend, anything interesting to see there dutchbros? something that's not in any normie tour guides. could be a bar, coffee shop, museum, food or just interesting place.
>>152148201the train station where the train that goes to amsterdam can be boarded
>>152147847My bad I thought Qarabag were playing at home
Woah, 1000IQ move playing Iceman in the Ice country!
david will score. the assist? copemeiners
>still no third gole I'm worried Buciano
>porcelona
David doesn't know he's playing
Actually the promised leaf david already scored
3 minutes left until Koopmeiners gifts us one of the most shitpostable material in the history of /seriea/
>>152148494stop
come the fuck on
Cabal should've stayed forgotten
Welp
kwabal
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>>152148201They have a university and the Philips legacy, some museums but I find Eindhoven to be totally devoid of any soul tbqhy. Plenty of spots to get a drink, but even that university culture has been watered down because of half the students being from abroad now.What brings you there?
Oh it's offside 2000%
havent seen a more blatant penalty being committed by any player in the history of football, check his malaysian betting account
Koopmeiners will solve this again
>>152148579you sure fra?
Time to Focus On The League™
>getting scored on by boba fett liqiidate the club
>>152148594That looked insanely offside, maybe the angle
did that dumb fuck bet on a draw?what the actual fuck was that
There hasn't been a single, good defensive game since MdL left
/grift/idea Turnin Point jJ with buciano chiesa as CEO
>>152148610The 6 games we've seen on him make it pretty clear: he's just dumb as shit
>znegruva
>>152148577what about Van Abbe Museum? seems unique enoughvisiting a friend. been there and even a PSV match already but this time I'll have time to explore.
>Eva Green Joining ‘Wednesday’ Season 3 As Aunt OpheliaSex.
Schizoventus
DAVIDOOOOOOO
kek
ICEMAN ICEMAN ICEMAN ICEMAN ICEMAN ICEMAN ICEMAN ICEMAN ICEMAN ICEMAN ICEMAN ICEMAN ICEMAN ICEMAN ICEMAN ICEMAN ICEMAN ICEMAN ICEMAN ICEMAN ICEMAN ICEMAN ICEMAN ICEMAN ICEMAN ICEMAN ICEMAN ICEMAN ICEMAN ICEMAN ICEMAN ICEMAN ICEMAN ICEMAN ICEMAN ICEMAN
Dude what is this fucking club
CALCIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this is ending 3-3
The six-pointed star David
yildiz is pure gold
Krande Dildiz
Koopmeiners is about to seal it
how did my nigga Lang perform?
>missed sitteryep this is ending 3-3
The Yildiz control on that long ball is insane. No player in the league can do THAT apart from Dybala. But Kenan can also run on top of that!
>>152148201Unironically go to Leiden. It’s very pretty.
>>152148643I mean, it's fine. Just pales a bit when compared to other museums in the country. Maastricht is a lot more fun as a city to visit but I get you don't have that luxury with your friend there.
>>152148698You've been hit by, you've been struck byA smooth criminal
>>152148770tell me some tips about Maastricht, we may travel somewhere.
3 points earned on Ajax.
Pay. Him. What. He. Wants.
>>152148741>>152148705Are you prepared to bet on it?
Golazo Dildiz
Without Yildiz this team is nothing, give him the fucking keys to the stadium. Also please keep playing 2 wingers.
>>152148802What absolutely cursed prompt did you use to get this?
>>152148815no
>juventus scored 3 goals in this match>Kenan Yildiz: 0 goals, 0 assists>without yildiz this team is nothing?
>>152148843Duccio #2 made it! It was based on an older Turdor pic which... took quite some attempt to make kek
Edit idea Conteleezza Rice
>>152148830I thought he was kinda lost mentally, maybe due to contract negotiations, but he played extremely well. If he's not in the game, we're pretty much a nothing team. It's up to Sballet to fix this, we can't rely on the same wing or player every damn time
>>152148740One of the best on the pitch
>>152148797I think even purely to walk around in it's much more interesting. Much older than Eindhoven with winding alleys with fun bars/cafe's all over. Eindhoven is all very post-war where Maastricht has this medieval quality to it.I forget the name, but Maastricht has this really cool old brewery that's fun to visit.>>152148862Have another, dual-chokers baby!
>>152148862>>152148901>these imagesThe west has fallen and there's no recovering from this.
>>152148797they had a hot legal history professor a few years ago
>>152148901>really cool old brewerythanks but I live in Hungary, and Czechia is pretty close so I've been to some pretty amazing breweries already. the only thing exciting me is like a belgian medieval monastery brewery but I must suppose they're hard to get into maybe.
>>152148880He needs to have a winger on the other side, playing him with Zingaro forward pretty much never works. The real problem of the team is almost mental at times, players just stop playing for entire chunks of the match.
>>152148953>the only thing exciting me is like a belgian medieval monastery brewery but I must suppose they're hard to get into maybe.they do tours in westmalle
>>152148994but only like 1 or 2 times a year... thanks for the tip tho
ABJ bro’s all going according to plan now Jj will be worn down longer in yurop
>Plex’s crackdown on free remote streaming access starts this week Reminder to switch to Jellyfin!
>>152149108Plex's remote play has been a paid feature for months now, what's the change?
plexão
Teun Koopmeiners
>Gonde crying about injuriesKek
Maresca can barely speak in shitalian
Sleep tight /serieclown/
God I CRAVE clussyt. Juventus chocolate purchaser
>>152149454When did Printer start sending referees to do their press conferences for them?
>Adolf Hitler Uunona triumphs once again in local elections in Namibia. The man has been the subject of considerable attention from the media around the world, obviously because of his name. Namibia was a former German colony in the early 1900s, and there are several popular names, including Adolf. However, the man in question has always maintained that he has nothing to do with Nazi ideas and is even a member of a left-wing party. Fis father, who gave him that name, did not know who it referred to.Today I feel Namibian
Lamine Yamal is just an ugly, brown, bargain bin version of El Shaarawy.
kalunegru is capable of losing an aerial duel to conceicmao
Sleep tight /seriea/
If he had been born in Naples, he would have been called Latrine Yamabel
The news that Belgian football feared: as happened in France, DAZN is pulling out of its broadcasting deal with the ProLeague with immediate effect. Should no solution be found (which appears the likeliest scenario), the league's 16th round will not be broadcast in Belgium.
Bugonia is up btw
If he died he'd be called Concimão
Juventus, with tonight's 3-2, is the first Italian team to conquer Bodø's Aspmyra Stadion. Roma (twice) and Lazio had been defeated.
Good morning!Imagine the Milano derby with Allegri vs simeone
>>152153791Also:>Hernanes, former Inter player: The penalty for Inter? "It’s not a foul from Pavlovic, it’s not an imprudent challenge this is football, and football is a contact sport. Contacts must be evaluated within a context. I don’t want to see penalties like this anymore. Actions must be interpreted and understood; you can’t just apply the protocol, because a protocol cancels out reason. And I can’t accept this, neither on nor off the pitch. The protocol cannot be more important than the game itself."At 42', Chivu steps between Rabiot and the pitch during a Milan counterattack, preventing the Frenchman from taking the throw-in. Strangely the Inter coach was not even warned.>David was linked to Milan even in the summer of 2024, when Fonseca arrived as coach, and from what I understood, there wasn't total approval from the coach, there wasn't the OK from everyone for this operation, especially from a technical standpoint.
Good morning /seriea/>>152148683We will post tummies with suprise, speed and violence of action
Well well well would you look at that it's the yearly epic remontada that hides the obvious flaws in the squad for a couple of months
>>152154116/biz/ idea: that photo but with a tiny bit of bush peaking out of her bikini like in those dancing clowngirl webm’s you’ve been posting
>Jj can't come back from Bodo
If going down 1-0 and 2-1 and end up winning 3-2 isn't a comeback i don't now what is
>>152154900It is but it was against bodo
>Black Ops 7 on a 44% discount Holy shit it must be really bad then
today i will randomly kick someone in the shin to cause a penalty
>Former Atletico Madrid and Inter defender Miranda has aimed a dig at his former Nerazzurri boss and current Juventus head coach Luciano Spalletti, who he describes as ‘the worst coach I had in Italy’ on a personal level.Kino interview
>>152154938t. Jan Kabael
>>152154940He also said that Chiellini and Bonucci are trash kek
>Spalletti wins >Gazzetta immediately releases an interview that trashes himIntrasting
>>152148683>>152154086Fuck it, just bought the BluRay of this show. That's my christmas/winter break sorted.CAUSE I'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG, BABY
>>152154988Its endlessly rewatchable
M&B Bannerlord War Sails expansion is up
>>152155020Preaching to the choir probably, but Band of Brother too. As for rewatchable war shows that are amazing to watch in the winter months
>Spain wants to naturalize Parma's Mateo PellegrinoI see that there is a shortage of strikers worldwide
Saw some clip of Yildiz getting man of the match and the norwood reaper is slowly coming for him
>>152155224He fucked up his hairline ages ago by tying his hair desu
>>152155224>>152155230Forgot to post pic lole
Mo who the fuck is Joao Miranda
>>152155230>>152155242I likekenan but i must say the hater in me is happy he doesnt have everything in life
>>152155253bald brazilian who owes his career to diego godin
>is turkish>has shitty hairline
>>152155224Saw the MotM picture and he has a normal hair line
Miranda is a ladies' name (just like Andrea, but /seriea/ isn't ready for that conversation)
For me its toni garrn
>landed on a office job for a change>universal flood hit the island>arrived absolutely soaked >being siting all morning without pants hiding behind the deslk
>>152154977The lynx-eyed baldy still hasn't gotten over the years of contract Inter had to pay Spalletti while hoeing the vineyard (and all the "fuck yous" he received during Euro 2024 when he imposed the 3-5-2 formation on the national team)
Big sexo with Chase Infiniti
>>152154949Holy based
Dushan Terra
mo i suffer in tropical paradise
Just came back from the GP because she wanted to talk about the echo they did on my throat. Turns out I have a bit of benign kanker on my thyroid lmao.We CANNOT rule out Motta/Tudor/Spalletti are responible for literally causing me kanker!
>>152155963Duccio I'm dumb what does this realistically mean
>>152155963I know it was really [redacted]>>152155980In 18 the UK will ban 4chinz
>>152155963>play and enjoy kojimaslop>get kanker Intrasting
>>152155963Oh shit. Im so sorry. I hope you get well soon!
>>152155963>a bit of benign kanker on my thyroidDoes it mean you're going to start speaking tuscan now?Anyway wish you all the best Duccio
>>152155963Did the pegging and giving lickeroos to uncouth maidens give you cancer?
why is everyone mad about the Anglo family in the woods feeding poisonous mushrooms to their children?
>>152155963Get well soon duccino :3
>>152156248As far as I can tell the only people mad about this are chuds
>>152155963grim but you got less kanker than gonzalezwill they remove it surgically?
>hungarian meme midfielder
Danejeet update:Took the bus from a roman train station today and witnessed something bizarre.An old Italian man and his Italian wife were getting on the bus. The busdriver slammed the door in the face of the old mans wife. So the old man had gotten on, but his wife hadnt, she almost got her hand hand taken out by the sudden door closure while getting on.The wife then banged on the door. Then the old man started yelling at the busdriver to let him off and that he had just slammed the door on his wife.The busdriver just kept ignored him and kept on driving. The old man started hitting the busdriver glass with his stick. All the normies were like zombies nobody said anything. All glued to their phones (and the bus was completely full jam packed).I yelled to let the man off. But it was like yelling into a void. None of the normies reacted. All just pretended like nothing and staring into there phones.The busdriver kept going. The old man kept banging on the glass. Eventually, the busdriver stopped and the old man could get off while sending as many li mortacci tua’s as physically possible.What I found the most bizarre, and the most disturbing, was not the bus driver or the old man, but instead the complete apathy from the other passengers.It was like witnessing the ongoing death of the Italian people through some abstract postmodern socialrealistic VR experience.
>>152156392
>>152156392Lmao the old fart got KWABBED by the bus driver more like bvll driver
>>152156413>nostlagic of mussolini
>>152155963Can they remove it? Hope you get well
>>152156273>grim but you got less kanker than gonzalez
>>152155963you will be ok duccio :)
>>152155963Elkann’s Juve and its consequences hope everything goes alright lad
>>152155980>>152155991>>152155994>>152156070>>152156260>>152156273>>152156492>>152156605>>152156635Thanks lads, I'll be alright. Just a little surgical procedure to remove the nodule. At worst I'll get a little line-scar across my neck and won't need any radiation or chemo therapy.>>152156077I doubt it, I only go for organic and vegin pusy these days.
Those Hong Kong buildings yes, but the entire administrative building at Continassa no?
>>152156413I was on the fence before, But I'm starting to think Gio is alright.
The PlayStation Plus Monthly Games for December:- LEGO Horizon Adventures- Killing Floor 3- The Outlast Trials- Synduality Echo of Ada- Neon White
>>152157431Apparently that Neon White game is a gem
>>152157451Many people have said this
Synduality Echo of Addai
"One Battle after Another" sucked. But this caramel mutt really made me think.
Flag checks out
>>152157582Based
It could have been overhyped, hard for you to connect with or maybe even navel-gazing.But saying it "sucked" only serves as proof that you have twinkazzo-tier media literacy and/or taste
>>152157100Good luck ducci, it will be okay>>152155395Nice, I also got a new office job. It's pretty cozy aside from occasional night shifts. Beats previous fabbrica easily>>152155031Yeah BoB is one of my favorites, I think we discussed it at some point here. But GK is way more quotable and funny>Interrogative. Have you found any non-specific italian booba posted?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwBjcCnWS4I
>>152157451looks like shit, all of it is shitpower to the players, my ass
We got the Croatian Seal of Disapproval: never made space on my SSD any faster!
>>152157100Good luck fra
>Atletico Madrid: Musso; Nahuel Molina, Gimenez, Hancko, Ruggeri; Simeone, Cardoso, Barrios, Gallagher; Alvarez, Alex Baena>Inter: Sommer; Akanji, Bisseck, Bastoni; Carlos Augusto, Barella, Calhanoglu, Zielinski, Dimarco; Bonny, Lautaro Martinez
>>152157939>HanckoWTF... that's a blast from the past...
>Sommer
Is there anything better than being alone in the office in the evening eating your lunch salad? (Spoiler: Yes!)
Atalanta - Frankfurt will be better.Not watching fucking Simeone's 6-2-2 Atletico semenslurp footy. Just thinking about it makes me mad.
>>152158082Being alone in the office in the evening?>>152157100>At worst I'll get a little line-scar across my neckImagine the Mexican chicks you'll pull with it
forza inter
>>152155943I'll make a post for you after the match>>152155963duccio I wish you a speedy recovery >>152157786I'm glad for you fra
another cheap gol. hand ball should have stood the ball revolution changed
alright who fucked up I can't believe this shit
>>152158959i think calha lost the initial ball but then it was just a meme deflection gol. augusto maybe should have put it out rather than keep clearance in play
>>152159026what's this about handball, my nigga still haven't seen the replay of the goal
>>152158959Entire backline fucked up, bastoni with marking and augusto with offside trap
>>152159067ref initially ruled it out for hand ball. its not clear but it looked like ball spin changed. call on the field should have stood imo
Not to alarm you, but Kolo Muani is playing...
>karlmight rate him for the stupid name
olympic dive
Spuds managed to score against them, but the strongest Inter in their history couldn't...
what an absolute diving nigger my God he shouldn't even be sent off he should be executed on the spot
>>152159297Which player of your midfield are you talking about?
>>152155963Wish you all the very best mate, God bless
>>152155963>the echo they did on my throat.what cause to check that in the first place? But gl
who scored the gole and what kind it was?
>>152155963gl duccio
Holy shit we suck guys
>>152159540Five were scored. All offside thankfully
There's a non-0 chance that Duccio is Vanzini
>karl is some hyped up 17 year oldyeah nevermind
>>152158456Had to finnish a report. Now ready for some c(l)alcio
But seek first his kingdom and his righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well. Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own.Matthew 6 33:34
Just met the prime minister of a micro island nation that was part of the UKGuess this beats meeting someone from Malawi
unbelievable
Glowies in Panama? With what wiöl they come up next?
gud chance
pls someone score an open chance
>dominates the big games>still loseshow do we fix this shit
Muttional Gu-ACK
ZZZZZZZ
dimarco is an eternal choker>>152159924nibba has coached like half a season in mens footy
FINALLY CAZZOOO
BOLAAAANNN
disgusting divers
>>152159717miss Him
akanji is killing it
Post gole please
counters are pretty bad. looks like inzaghi defending
when the bangsbonium hits all at once
atalanta 3 goles.
Ynr marc pubil to bbilan
intense game so far
Volodomyr Zielinski
sucic and tikus in
im okay with a draw.
>>152160263Cuckold lol
dumfries injury is bad since augustus plays his side and now dimarco doenst have a sub. >>152160280tough away game and a draw is okay since only wins so far.
TOTAL ATALANTA DOMINATION
gud subs chivus.
>liverpoop
He scored... two... against...
>Goyer
two physical players in. chivus going for a cheeky corner winner maybe
>switch to arselel bauern>neuer momentlole
summer gud stop
jesus sommer
oof tikus closerely gud performance inter after derby
>Renault Kangoo bracepain…
Thuram is just falling because of nothing.
Psv raped liver poo I kneel dutchlands
>>152160860modern players are disgusting divers.
oh wow liverpoop 1-4 psvlooks like sborroszlai might want to move on to better clubs like jjust
>bald feyenegru fraud getting exposed
cmon inter hoooold
>>152160950lol
Inter wins this, I know my chickens and farse
Not everyone can be a victor during European nights.
oof inculata al novantessimo
closed streamreeeeeeeeeeeeeee
yeah
i rated that uruguayan at one point
no wonder inter lost the derby. playing intense games like these make you tired. also corner was caused by shitty akanji clearance. looked easy to bloot to throw in
intensitys kurp
grim
Atletico really has Sfinter as their son lol
>>152161030
>>152161063Many do actually
>>152161069let see next seasons implosion with european games added.
>>152161063name 5 of Atletico's trophies* in the last 10 years*beating Real Madrid is not a trophy
How 'bout them chivus
Chivu Rosfield
>>1521611372 lel ligas1 euroba league
>>152161137europa league 17-18, uefa super cup 18 and la liga 20-21those are more international trophies than inter in the last 10 years and only 1 league less lol
>>152161225
One of you brothas make a new
Why are champions threads always dead? No one cares about it?
>>152161998>>152161998>>152161998
