Ajax-Benfica: clash of the pointless Chelsea-Barça: CL classic in the playoff zoneArsenal-Bayern: Haramball? absolutely halal clash for the top of the tableOlympiacos-Vardrid: Mono demands penaldo-tier contract while a loss would get Xabi sacked in the morning
>>152144012what I don't need is a yank editorializing the matchups
>>152144040editorialize deez nuts pajeet
so the only non shit game is chelsea barcelona
The only games woth watching are chelsea - barça, arsenal - bayern, atletico - inter, whoever - madrid cuz of madrid, and psg - tottenham cuz arab - juu
>>152144993time to see if el mena pañal can do le cut inside against not +30yo players like he did to the inter ones in the semifinals last CL season
da champions
Duel of the pointless in Amsterdam. Crazy to think about, both teams used to be upper middle top clubs in Europe.
HIS NAME IS LITERALLY GRIM AS IS HIS HAIRLINE how did this 4chan meme got appointed?
>>152145118what went wrong for both of them?Mourinho lost his magic?
>>1521440120-3 beating for us
>>152145118what happened to your watermelon eating anime girl avatar?
Can't believe we miss Osimhen because of african NTs that play on potato fields, which they pretend are football pitches
>>152145147yep they are worse than two seasons ago
Fucking hell ajax I'm done watching
>>152145147>Benfica golazoHow do you say "it's over" in Amsterdam?
Who is broadcasting the Chelsea Barca game?
>>152145167het is voorbij
>>152145172Paramount +
how is mourinho not sacked after having such bad results at benfica
>>152145187Benfica doesn't want to pay his €20 gorillion release clause
>>152145143I thought the european conference league matches only take place on thursday
TONIGHT
If Ajax loses this, they are officially the worst every Dutch side in the CL after 5 matches. And not only their 1st team is breaking records, the Ajax youth team is now without a win for 15 games too.I will never stop enjoying this Ajax downfall.
wtf happened to ajax and ajax youth
>>152145184Cheers
>KWABjax
>>152145224It all started with a dickpic......
>>152145224they should train to defend set pieces
>>152145167Sjloes
>>152145224Club director got caught sending sexual messages to his female coworkers and had to leave, got replaced by incompetent people. Ajax hasn't recovered since then
>>152145224>early 2022 a Youtube show exposes sexual abuse and misconduct at the Dutch/original version of The Voice which causes two A-listers and the husband of an A-lister to be put on trial>Van der Sar, then-general director of Ajax, sends a mail to his employees to talk about sexual misconduct>some women mail him and say Overmars, successful director of football, has been sending them dickpics at the very least>Overmars is forced to leave but because he worked alone and never saved anything like scouting reports or contacts, Ajax has to start with a clean slate when it comes to their transfer business>after a rocky 2nd half of the season where Ajax plays poorly and barely wins the league, Ten Hag leaves in the summer of 2022>Schreuder, his former assistant, gets hired as his successor but is an unironic bald fraud, while Ajax only buys shit players with Schreuder's agent having some control on who they bring in>Schreuder gets sacked in January and they hire Heitinga, who doesn't do any better and gets sacked after the season ends>the summer of 2023 they hire a new director of football, Sven Mislintat, who, after Van der Sar decides to leave, seizes the opportunity to control the transfer business by himself and buys players who are either shit and/or were paid too much for, while appointing Steijn, who's a shit coach who's only had two good years in his whole career
>>152145265jesus sounds like they should swallow their pride and get Overmaas back
>>152145293They tried to, multiple times even. To the dismay of everyone with an actual moral compass.But he doesn't want to return, probably because of the shitshow/moral panic it would cause. He's working quietly at Antwerp now, also had some health troubles with his heart I think.And honestly even since that last line I wrote about 2023 so much other shit has happened, but it's just so much. Every time the club ends up shooting themselves in the foot.
>tnt
there was an offside in the buildup to the goal. not sure why that was missed, it as pretty obvious.
>>152145293he's good where he's at now >>152145321>also had some health troubles with his heart I thinkheart only working at 30% of what it used to, saw an interview a while back, he kept pausing between short sentences to catch his breath
>>152145336In the Ajax game? It was offside, but that situation led to a corner and you can't VAR out a corner
>>152145265>he worked alone and never saved anything like scouting reports or contactsWhat he took his notebook with him? Ajax never heard of computers or hard drives?
LOL Naples
>>152145357He only had his dick pics on his hard drive
>>152145357its just a typical urban legend promulgated by online clowns who frequent serie ass, what it really means is mafiosi agents and literal child labor slavers were not willing to work with ajax now that overmars was gone so balkan scammers stepped in and ajax made a series of head scratching moves like signing croatian rejects and chuba akpom etc akin to a greek or turkish club
>>152145373at least they didn't contract a jeetfarm for CM purposes
Ajax is so bad
boifica sisters i can feel it coming
Would loaning Farioli for this match only improve Ajax? Keep in mind he drew in the match against Benfica. ALthough he has a shit team. But then again, so he had at Ajax.
>>152145293They are currently trying
>>152145422Farioli was the best thing that happened to Ajax the past years
>>152145421Nah don't worry. Ajax is currently full of Peito frios
Can a Chelsea player break Yamal's knees?Thanks
>>152145436Did he have enough Ajax DNA though? No! Get him out of the club!!!
Benfica is equally as shit as Ajax
Mourinho left already
Your halftime plans?
>>152145421From Goodstay to Badstay
bet365 has been banned in my cunt, what's another good betting site I can use?
>ajax is the only team without a point
>>152145484Throwing out the garbage
>>152145496>jewish president>bans gamblingI would've expected the opposite desu
>being worse then Kairat Almaty
>>152145508Dont do that!You can put your Ajax shirt on eBay instead
Watching my first football game in a decade and it's just fucking Ajax cocking about Hopefully Dortmund or Chelsea vs Barcelona will be actually entertaining
>>152145187He was hired two months ago brother
>>152145484a cheeky line
>>152145484Fire up chaturbate
>>152145422Porco de mansinho ended up with a decent team this year. Even transfermarkt agrees. Average market value:Gijón - €18.26mPorco - €15.07mBenfica - €13.73m
The lady on the Heineken halftime report has big jugs
>Bob MarleyI miss Neres...
Everything went wrong with Ajax after they started using that 'three little birds' song. It was meant as a joke towards the opposite fans when they would be sent home with a loss but instead now it takes the piss with their own fans lmao.
>>152145644You're wrong about that. It started on a wet night in Cardiff, where the music played out in that stadium and the travelling Ajax fans adopted it there and then. There was no deeper thought/meaning behind it like you suggest.
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>>152144012>Davy Cuckitini
>>152145619Me too :/
>>152144040It's a latinx spicalona bandwagoner
>>152145661I know the origin off the song and Ajax, I'm talking about when they started playing it in the arena, they played it after losing the match vs spuds in the semi final.Also they guys in Cardiff played it for the Ajax fans meaning, don't worry you won't get the shit kicked out of you outside the stadium lmao
>>152145593fan of the Poppy, yes?
right, the bulls in blue, they're about to defend our dearest neoliberal values from spanish and german communism?
>>152145723Anglo women are disgusting
Aj-ACKS>>152145723Yeah she's not bad
>>152145723israeli citizenship status?
>>152145715They have been playing it for quite a while though. I remember that they played it when they won the league in 2012
UNION
>>152145715Mate, they had been playing that song way before that match. What narrative are you even trying to spin that has you making all these things up?
Watching the USG match, they should be up by 4 goals by now, insane. Hit the crossbar or post like 5 times
>>152145749a proud free palestinian
>>152145777Don't worry about a thing our police are here to protect you. It was a piss take but you mongs are too dense lmfao
yeah we're finished close the club
>>152145761commie
>>152145788thank you for watching
>>152145797Aldi Turk
>Promise DavidThese names are getting more and more ridiculous>>152145805You have a very good team desu, getting further and further in Europe last 5 years
>>152145793Yes, it's obviouslt the everyone else that's too dense when you talk a bunch of nonsense and not your own lmao
>>152144350we don't sign our posts here
>>152145832Try forming a sentence.Only a retarded dense moron would play a song like that after losing such a big game in such a spectacular weak mind fashion. It's adding insult to injury to your own fanslol. Kind of like not knowing when you're the butt of a joke :DD
Can we get Ríos in our futsal team instead pls
Get your head checked ref
>Sudakov's first touch
>>152144012Fucking mof ref ruining the game
How did Ajax get so bad?
Benfica seem like a bunch of fucking divas
the coach is watching the game from the best spot i am a bit jealous
Benfica just haven’t been the same without Carreras and Akturkoglu, but they should still be way better than this.
>>152145964They play like bitches
Araujo is good in football manager so I trust him
>5-4-1 without refreshing the midfield
I'm racist against Turkish people (on the internet, never met a turk irl) but I need a hair transplant? What do?
Benfica working on their goal difference
>>152146096if you fly to istanbul with turkish airlines you get a transplant on the plane and a free sultanahmet tour comes free with the ticket
ERA ROJA And 0-2 Benfica
Good goal
>Aursnes>BarreiroThat's what happens when high IQ players play. Fuck Ríos btw
wtf is wrong with ajaxfucking shittersKYS
What's with Galashittery? I thought tehy were good. .ish now
>>152146130half the team is injured lol
he trippin
why did he do it? (qualify them)
These are dark times
Ludicrous display from ajax
GG Ajax but you looked Braga-tier
Decent Win for USGFor me it's Marseille - Newcastle and Chelsea - Barcelona for the 21:00 games
ok now watch us beat atleti at home
This is USGs 2nd win evar in CL btw
>>152146126>AursnesI love him so much
>>152146148>roach excuses
Please support >us
>>152146405No fuck off.
is that snow/ice
>>152146405im supporting you
>>152146405Who are you Dortmund or Leverkusen?
>>152147259rude>>152147392Thx fren>>152147476HEJA BVB HEJA BVB
>>152146026you were saying?
fucking christ newcastlewhat are you doing
>that napoli penaltyhow do you give a pen for that?
>>152146405good win friend
*ahem*FUCK BODØ>2 points in 52 points in 5>2 points in 52 points in 5>2 points in 5
>>152156140when did these sneaky bastards start just going by 'Paris'? does the rise of Paris fc have a hand in it?
>>152148895More than what >Ayyjacks has.
>>152156170they can do whatever they want now after winning the CL
Atletico will show today why we're the actual favourites to win this CL
>>152145341Not according to the ref in the Liverpool Real Madrid game
>>152145735Your women have shrek hands
>>152156196Don’t care about the Amsterdam jews, Bodø have become completely insufferable during this stint of success they’ve had and I’m all for them losing as many matches as possible. They are also bottling the league back here, which is hilarious. Some clubs (2016 Leicester as a good example) can handle success without getting obnoxious and high on their own farts, some clubs can’t. Bodø can not stop sniffing their own ass and it’s been driving me fucking insane.
>>152156458LMAO
exactly one interesting game today
>only 1 top game yesterday>3 top games + liverpool and madrid today at the SAME hourIs UEFA genuinely retarded?
which game are we watching?
>>152156928copenhagen first lad
>>152157020then thats what i'll watch good looking out dane bro
>>152157052based, let's hope we get some goals what are we watching after?
>>152157086im going to watch arsenal vs bayern because i want to shitpost with frens
>>152157149based, i'll watch it too
ITS OVER
DAVID LUIZ DAVID LUIZ DAVID LUIZ DAVID LUIZ
NIce header, David Luiz!!!
Die Hardman in Pafos goal
Is Midjylland unironically the current best team in Scandi-land.
>>152157571once they reach the semi finals of a major european competition and without the budget and international child slavery network, like bodoe did, they can then be considered that
>>152157627im discussion the best team in more of a shorter time-frame view. like week or months timeframe. Or this season view.
>>152157709Just pure what happens on the field and their power as a teams stuff, not what club Midtjylland is, how its run and its history. Anyway isnt it Nordsjälland thats the Ghana-connection club?
Must win match today for >us.
>>152157752the have like 3 danish players in the squad and on of them is billing, midjilant inherited salzburgs child slavery program so they have like 12 africans and 6 ecudoroamericans
David Luiz shouting at Balogun before he scored was hilarious
Monaco fucked it up!
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF MACDONALDS LIGUE 1
We are rooting for Atletico tonight, right?
someone post some goals
>>152159613RIP Ukrainewebmbro :-(
Belgian friends, who is this milf that hosts football shows over there?
>>152159653;(
>>152159613https://goals.zone/
>>152159653D:
KWAB frankfurt
Its over...
>>152159770Thanks bro
>>152159683no idea must be a Walloon
arse - bayern 2-1
/LUG/ on the menu
>>152160237I think the channel was called RTL something and they were speaking french
Is PSV back to his glory 90s days?
>>152161217>his is psv a dude?
>>152162538No, they are a battery
>>152160998anne ruwet
>>152145167انتهى
