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new dullass jerseys edition

>>152140986
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>>152148140
go flames
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>>152148140
They should make these their mains
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>everyone will tune in to see the WCF rematch! McDavid vs Rantanen!
>makes it the only game of the night
>suspends Rantanen
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>>152148176
>WCF rematch
What’s weirder is they’ve already played eachother once this season
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>>152148162
>mild
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My penguins ):
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>>152148223
Our Debbie’s!
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leafs on top of the east
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>Marner has made vegas worse
>Leafs look like shit
>Dubas' Penguins regressing
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i know what im getting shannon for christmas
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>>152148304
Laffs ruin everything they touch
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>>152148220
our team is shit snd run by retards ;-;
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>>152148317
Shit I’m gonna get one it actually looks good this time
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>>152148304
The Browns of the NHL. Even being near the vicinity of the team or anyone related to them brings a curse upon your organization
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>>152148317
@gork make this jersey say DALLAS TARDS
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>>152148267
They have 91 points 1/4 into the season. Impressive.
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>The '99
buffalol
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>>152148340
When Kadri went to the Avs 2nd or 3rd year they won, so only most of the times are they cursed
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>>152148176
Gary knows people are traveling home tonight. His interns have done their research
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Tavares was holding the Islanders back.
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>>152148176
My boy Rantanen demands more numbers to hit
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>>152148407
Tavares is a Laughton baby.
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>>152148140
>4 colour sweater
uggo
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>>152148162
great hands on this kid
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>>152148501
it's actually monochromatic
black/white/grey aren't colours
you idiot
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>>152148493
Too true
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>>152148524
grey that is metallic is silver
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I’m the deadbeat uncle of the /hoc/ Thanksgiving
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>>152148595
That's Samir except it doesn't have a family
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i have a wife and child
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Matthew Knies (USA) is too brittle to play in Toronto, him and Matthews off for some good Canadian boys would be the recipe to fix this mess.
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>Samir mentioned. I'm in (balls deep).
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>>152148636
That would unironically be worse if it were even true
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>>152148660
who are you to doubt me?
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How many tonight?
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i have a wife (sidney crosby) and a child (macklin celebrini)
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KWAB
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edmonton goalie shopping... 2 years too late
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>>152148595
I thought /hoc/ thanksgiving was a sort of deadbeat uncle ethnostate
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>>152148693
cute, does that make bedard your mistress?
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I have a shit team run by retards
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>>152148694
finally some peace for my goalie brother
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>>152148722
pls dont tell sid
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>>152148694
He's finally out of the NHL thank god. The league already has enough shit goalies
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>>152148749
Dont worry, bedard is invisible to everyone but you
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>>152148693
Such is the life of MacKinnon
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Laffs' only choice is to tank, ruins get the pick if it's 6 or above kwab
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>>152148703
definitely
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>trb is at thanksgiving
>knock at the door
>it's bud
>studio audience laughs
men...
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>>152148782
LOL
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>>152148777
Trips confirm >Lafffs get the 7th overall
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>>152148777
Checked
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>>152148140
Green and black on the jersey should be inverted.. too much black.
>>152148684
one
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>>152148777
you think waaaayyy too highly of the shitlantic
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>>152148703
Pretty much. We show up for food, don’t answer any questions, and then leave after eating
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Doing crème brûlée instead of pumpkin pie this year.
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samirs going over again and no milly dilly finna have another melty
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don't not ask instead of ask this year
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>>152148827

>laffs
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bud and mitch show up to trb's thanksgiving and delight and charm his family. trb storms out in anger
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>>152148894
more like wheels away in bitch
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>>152148894
men....
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who should be trying to trade for quinn hughes?
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>Samir mentioned again. I'm in again.
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queeroff hour
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>>152148956
aka real raped bitch posting hours
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>>152148407
Tavares back to the Islanders will be the trade of the season
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get that faggot back into rehab, he needs it.
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>>152148977
he keeps interrupting kypper
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>>152148991
who was 1 (besides bud)
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>>152148977
yeah i agree trb could use sobriety
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>Dimitri Filipovic is joined by Emily Kaplan to discuss Connor Bedard's improvement in Year 3, the current state of the trade market and potential points on the calendar that could lead to action, teams to keep an eye out for as they approach big upcoming decisions, and young players that are playing their way into the conversation for the Olympics.
>Emily Kaplan
No thanks.
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>>152149052
t. homo
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>>152149112
she isnt going to fuck you
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let me know when /hoc/ is ready to discuss the flames winning streak
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>>152149115
D:
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>>152149115
Calm down Samir
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>>152149122
cooley to the rescue
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>>152149115
she might, she looks pretty easy.
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>>152149122
can you make a gif of mckenna in the flames jersey but either he slowly fades out or the jersey changes into a preds jersey?
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>>152149122
come back when they're above 25%
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cte is so depressing
gary wants to use and discard players for coin
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>>152149162
You could have just said you aren't ready yet
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>>152149167
acknowledging cte hurts the bottom line
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>>152149150
Sorry I'm too retarded
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OH MY DARLIN’
OH MY DARLIN’
OH MY DAAAARLIN’
GARYTIME
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>>152148140
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>>152149191
not for 210 more minutes
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Anons, you can't blame Gary for all the NHL's problems.
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all the Gary's in the club say aaaaaayyyyyoooooo
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>>152148304
But Paul Maurice won 2 cups.
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>>152149189
dammit i am too
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>>152149217
watch me
From the way Gary has mismanaged the horrific events in Chicago to his refusing to acknowledge a link between traumatic brain injury and CTE, for doing nothing to help retired players, for calling the NHL a “family”, for the Dept of Player Suspensions, for the way the game is marketed, for the lack of any coherent global strategy, for turning his back on issues like painkiller, ambien and toradol abuse, for his lack of empathy and caring, for his 3 lockouts and all the lies. It’s time for Gary to go.

#removegary
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Oilers will win today. Rantanen isnt playing for Dallas either
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>>152149239
i got banned for 1993 days, id be easier i wasn't
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>Samir mentioned again. I'm in (that slut).
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>>152149253
It's really is depressing to imagine a 40 yr old retired player silently suffering through cte having started their carrier not knowing the risks. And Gary trying to conceal this part of the game. How dare he.
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>>152149253
what happened in chicago?
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>>152149313
Flames finally heated up. All signs point to a deep playoff run.
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>>152149323
some dude flaunting his bussy all around until someone took the bait
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>>152148848
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Gary is gonna be so fucked once they find a way to diagnose cte in living people.
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>>152149336
Bedard?
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>>152149323
a player was raped
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>>152149353
a nhl hockey player was raped? Like kevin nash raped, EM raped, or raped raped? When did this happen lol
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>>152149353
Samir stop signing your posts
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>>152149348
no back in the Kane/Toews era some 4th liner was raped by the video coach
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>>152149344
fighting will end but nothing else will happen
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>>152149367
is this a joke Im not getting? A nhler player was raped by the video coach? Huh?
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>>152149391
forget the dude's name but it happened
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>Samir mentioned AGAIN!?! I'm in (OT).
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>>152149009
Jack Hughes probably
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>>152149152
>>152149353
>>152149395
You talk about rape too much. What are you, a jeet?
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Samir's extra cranky today
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>>152149361
https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/46329170/blackhawks-settle-second-lawsuit-aldrich-sexual-assault-case
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trb and kyle beach have a lot in common
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damn i googled it its true, the blackhawks employed sodomites.
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Aldrich/Beach was the ship in 2015
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>Samir mentioned. You're Samir, aren't you?
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Teams should have a new jersey design for every game. I'm sick of seeing the same tired old designs game after game. We live in a one and done society; time for the Nhl to get with the program. Not to mention that Gary is potentially costing the owners millions by refusing to do this.
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>>152149253
....idk, I think you're just being antisemitic.
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If laffs tank, they could deal players for draft picks. All those laffs depth players teams will be frantic for like... erm... and then there's.. uh... and of course there's...
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>>152149588
Scott Laughton is probably worth a 2nd round pick
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LMFAO Jesus Christ they really dragged out Brett Hull and made him pose with his foot in the crease.
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Samir is sperging out about steak in /heem/
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>>152149615
you should go back there
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>>152149600
>ok on three brett say durrrr
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>>152149588
OEL is playing really good this year, Nick Robertsons competing, JT is playing the best hockey he ever has, Nylander is really good at getting points.
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The raped bitch is confident today.
Not enough posters reminding who he is.
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>I can't make any shit bets today and give the gambling services any free money because there is only 2 shit teams today
Who are you guys betting on?
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>>152149646
Jake McCabe could help a team, Chros Tanev is the only reason the leafs defence is even close to being good. Carlos has a small contract, Bobby Mcmann could help a bottom 6 score. Jarnkrok has a small contract and can penalty kill.
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>laffs
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stephen should give dylan the ol' easter special
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>>152149684
Gambling is bad, m'kay
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>>152149684
Nobody thinks Dallas is likely to win so they probably will
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>>152149702
When you are done talking about your imaginary friends come back to /hoc/
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>>152149702
Nobody knows who the fuck you’re talking about
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>>152149702
Everyone knows what youre talking about
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>>152149703
>Said the guy who literally has no teams that win
Heh.. okay Canadian
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>>152149734
But gambling is bad. You don't know if you're truly gonna make money off bets.
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>>152149729
based knower
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I might put a pidzer in the oven
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>>152149718
I enjoy that they don't tell us since its probably both lame and gay
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>>152149777
I did. It was great
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>>152149728
I think its based he beat his wife, i beat mine.
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OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW
YOUR ASS BETTER CALLLLL SOMEBODY
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>>152149764
That what I told all my money that I've won off of gambling
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>>152149686
Shitters, all of them.
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That face when all of us are waiting for 1 fucking hockey game and it isn't starting yet
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>>152149862
Thank you Gary
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>Samir mentioned. Stop it.
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>>152149862
Gary already lost me. I'm looking for a book, movie or game to play instead.
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>>152149889
Whats wrong with that?
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>I can't keep up with that slut.
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>>152149897
Lives of The Caesars is pretty good
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Are they really like this in Calgary?
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>>152149928
Looks pretty gay
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Gully just confirmed that Rants is their emotional leadership on the team. I had suspected this.
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>>152149600
JEN
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>Everyone welcome the latest addition to the NHL, the Utah Mammoth!!!!!!!
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>models the jersey by the crease
Kek ya gotta love the Hull-ster baby
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>>152149987
>emotional leadership
what a fag team
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>>152150026
>Dallas
>None of them look like steers
Checks out
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kwaboty
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>>152150017
Shannon is going to look so good in this jersey
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Stors set to end soilers' season tonight.
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>>152150056
raped bitch
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Great, mitch is drunk again.
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>>152150038
Sad
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>>152150075
raped bitch on a vpn
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Too many name fags in this general,
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stars are gay and that jersey stinks
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https://youtu.be/-hiknBBRkkg
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>>152150105
i have no idea who literally anybody is
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rantanen wasn't suspended for the hit, he was suspended for two game misconducts inside a window of 41 consecutive games
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fuckin 2 hours until puck drop wtf Gary you stupid Jewish retard
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>>152150134
Well, in the meantime, we can review the latest NHL DOGSHIT LIST.

It stinks bad.
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all the bad posters are here
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>>152150134
well it's technically 7pm game time on the east coast so
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>>152150208
Just waiting for the inevitable "where is everybody?" post
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isnt tuesday supposed to be THE day for nhl action? how can shannon make a living when gary is barely feeding him any slurp?
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>>152150134
us Chads west of the Mississippi and whatever divides your country stay winning
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>>152150221
expect a 45 minute video on alternate jerseys
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>>152150203
Um....congrats to the rags for getting off the list.
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Dylan runs this general
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>>152150218
I’m gonna be making/eating beef and cheddar pretzel sandwiches with au jus and binging Welcome to Derry.
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>>152150271
I hope you seek help
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this kid is destined to be a shark
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>scoreless draw
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>scoreless draws still
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>>152150203
I wish I was the GM of some of these teams
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wth happened?
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>>152150448
wife got stabbed again
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>>152150448
is shanon pergnante?
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>>152150463
is that what the medical emergency was about?
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>leafs are currently fifth from last
>2026 1st they traded to boston for carlo is top 5 protected
something very funny could happen
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gary literally owes me hockey
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just seen a beaver on jeopardy
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>>152150555
checked
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WHY THE FUCK is there an NFL+ streaming service to watch all live games for $7/mo and NHL has no such service and you have to subscribe to like 3 fucking streaming service just to watch all the LOCAL TEAM GAMES!!! NHL is retarded.
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>>152149728
Canucks should sign him
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What kind of hockey rpf are you reading/writing during this terrible drought?
>>152150609
try a foreign service that gets everything?
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>>152150609
cool it buddy
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>>152150609
because the nfl is run by christians and the nhl is run by a jew
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>>152150271
Is that in the Derry Girls cinematic universe
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we keep the Christ in Christmas here
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>>152150619
unironically the maple leafs should that would be funny
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>>152150609
this antisemantic rant deserves a looking over by the ADL, best cool it friend.
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>>152150609
Because the NFL has a special exemption from your congress to sell their TV rights collectively so all 272 games are sold by the NFL itself. Meanwhile, the NHL has 1312 games per season and they are split between local and national TV rights
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Are you saying Gary is serving an evil cabal?
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>>152150038
He should retire
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>>152150728
idk, the flames could use him
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anyone else watching the lady curling
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>>152150735
He’d fight right in on the current flames roster
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>>152150756
nah I'm watching In Your House: Beware of Dog 2
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>>152150756
Is she in the squat rack?
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>>152150765
Probably pne of thebest ppvs. Steve austin vs savio vega strap match
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>>152150765
too bad, this girl with the zoomer blue light glasses and high pony is cute
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Why is Dallas using a different shade of green for the new jersey? What kind of retarded shit is that
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>>152150775
yeah savio could work
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>>152150787
Big Dye runs the Nhl
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>>152150794
Big Dyke? What is your mom doing here?
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Shannon doing vids while hopped up on meds from the dentist. Shameful.
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>>152150819
Haven’t watched numale since probably the finals
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don't think anyone asked guy
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>>152150819
That's what happens when your entire income is based on youtube and discord
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>>152150819
Sounds kino
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>>152150609
apparently there's some scam ass company trying to copyright youth league matches by virtue of owning the rinks they play at
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Word on the street Gary going to drop the puck 20 minutes early
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>>152150819
he's a warrior
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>>152150771
Jen
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>>152150877
i think this is bullshit
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>>152150892
It is, the puck will be dropped 20 minutes late, as required.
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Yzerplan = garyplan
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>>152150906
gary's plans dont fail
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>>152150912
just like the yzerplan
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>>152150912
the yzerplan can't be deemed a failure until he's gone
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my favorite things about Gary are his religion and ethnicity
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>>152150912
Yotes status?
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>>152150936
cant fail if you never admit defeat
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if laughton can get a 2nd then o'reilly can get a 1st
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>>152150969
based hairstyles back in the day, not this broccoli nonsense that is current
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>>152150969
In like 2006 I was dating a belarussin girl and she said her friend met alex ovechkin at the local movie theatre. Pretty sure it was bullshit but i've always wondered.
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B R O N K S
R
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N
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S
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>>152150981
I don’t think it’s that far fetched. I’ve met Ruth Bader Ginsberg and I’m a lowly /hoc/ poster
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>>152149009
me :)
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>>152150851
dallas
stars
dallas
stars
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>>152150995
She told me some reason he would be in our area that sounded legit. I forget what it was though. I havent thought about that girl in years, that picture of Ovie triggered memories about her.
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>>152150969
The age of the zoomer is upon us
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I met Rantanen at the Bucees in Fort Worth once
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>>152150969
shouldn't Demidov and celebrini recreate it?
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>>152150995
how hot is it in hell
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thread really slowed down after trb was banned
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drop it, gary.
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go sabres
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>>152151025
was he?
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>>152151038
mhmmm
last trb post was here
>>152150056
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>>152151038
No you stupid fuck it is the same alcoholic loser pinning his behaviour on tbg like he has been doing every day for the last 3 years
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>team is called the jets
>winnipeg doesn't even have an airport
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>>152151050
You are an alcoholic loser that should do everyone around you a favor and kill yourself
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>>152151051
>tbg
hasn't been that for 1318 days
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mitch stays winning
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>>152151051
>tbg
raped bitch apologist
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>fagmonton vs dullass
no wonder why the queers are queering off
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>>152151047
if only the wongs drafted him instead of zadina
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>>152151055
>favor
vpn off
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>stephen orbiter discord is here
I'm out.
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>>152151075
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stephen stays winning too
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i didn't know his last name was orbiter
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My Hallmark Christmas movie will end soon. I'll be with you my frens in 10 minutes.
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>>152150969
Chatgpt could recreate it
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>>152151105
it's isolano
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>>152151032
Is this the guy from Tekken?
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>>152151053
>canada think they know hockey
>hasn't won a cup since 1993
?
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The Miz starred in a christmas movie. It was halmark tier
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holy fuck stop yapping and drop the puck nobody's in suspense as to what's about to happen
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>>152151065
milan
>>152151138
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>>152150995
the far fetched part was him dating a girl
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>>152151145
i bet it was awesome
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>>152151152
Hey get outta my thread only real hockey fans allowed
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Gene Principe has some cool hair.
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Hope dullas loses, but in a 0-0 shootout.
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>>152151160
It was. Miz should star in Hallmark Christmas movies
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>>152151108
How come my house never looks like this around Christmas time?
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>>152151182
id love to light it on fire desu
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>>152151188
dallas beat the avs though
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sloppiest defensive team with the shittiest goaltending vs hdcf machine / powerplay merchants WHAT COULD BE ABOUT TO HAPPEN
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>>152151190
the miz owes me maryse
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DUDE

CANCER

LMAO
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>>152150956
Not unless laffs eat 1/2 his contract.
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Comparing Miro to Bouchard is so insulting to Miro.
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based miz sent cryin bryan back to the bingo halls
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>>152151202
don't care. hate 'em.
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*turns cell phone flashlight on*
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o'er the land of the kwab
and the home of the jen
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nice for this singer to have a cross and not be a pagan
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boooooooooooo
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>>152151220
Bouchard is a substantially better player in the playoffs
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>>152151231
He’s not
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our home ON native laaand
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*cucknadian cucked-ass anthem playing* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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stars fan that knows more than one word of the anthem sighted
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>>152151240
wow. thats powerful.
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*BANGS ON GLASS*
BOOOOOOOOOOO
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I see a lot of the youth not singing, just the boomers
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>>152151228
Angel Pagan played for my Metties
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>>152151237
He absolutely is. That's why Edmonton has beat the shit out of Dallas two years running and Bouchard holds the record for most assists by a defenceman in a single playoff run.
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>>152151248
shut the fuck up trb
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>we stand on guard for thee
[X] Doubt
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They always have to be cringe in Edmonton.
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Miz could play a hockey player in a hallmark christmas movie. Gary could send a couple of players to make a guest appearance. It would grow the game
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kwab
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>>152151253
he also holds the record for dumbest retard contract offer of all time
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>>152151261
Do they still have injun chief at the begining of every game?
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>>152151269
that's how samir and dylan watch games
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Oilers fucking suck.
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GG SOILERS
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>sk1nner
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Lmao Skinner
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>>152151270
still bobby holik
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That was Benn’s 400th career goal
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>loses to copechad
>loses to bud
>loses to samir
>no milly
poor dylan can't catch a break
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0/1
skinner kwab
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1 shot, 1 goal
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Oilers allergic to finishing.
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>>152151264
Luc Robitaille in Sudden Death
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stephen lost the dobson trade
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need Emily Agard nudes stat.
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The victory+ app fucking sucks.
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>>152151374
that's my wife you're talking about
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very cucky crowd tonight
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>>152151270
Buddy Nurse and Frederic right there
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nice rebound, skinner
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kek the seethe from oilers announcers
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2 - 0 Dallas now
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Stars might run up the score like the Avs did.
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SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
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Hintz is one of my Tims picks today
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Save us Gary
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>They thought they were going to the SFC again
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>that's a tremendous one-time save by skinner!
>he was hardly in the net and heiskanen just put it wide into his legs
trade your 2027 first for binningshit and let the sharks have your 2026 first unprotected
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Emily Agard is a jeet fyi
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>>152151259
yea nah, i wouldnt shed any of my life for a nation that just wants to replace me
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A look of seethe on McDavid's face right now.
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>Boushart
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kek
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>skinn3r
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>skinn3r
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SKINN3R! hahaha
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lol
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It’s happening again
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holy fuck he barely tried
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>>152151486
3k3nn3r
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Lmao Skinner
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they'll be some listerine chugging tonight for real for real
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[crying]
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Stop the count !!
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Im pretty sure Skinner is fixing games and he lets in goals intentionally
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>>152151510
pretty sure he's too stupid to pull something like that off and he just sucks
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When are the Oilers gonna dig the fuck in?
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whew lads bout to see some rioting
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>>152151522
right the fuck now
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SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR
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Gary is on the phone
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I’m starting to feel badly for skinner
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>>152151526
>Oilers
>Locking in
Canadian apologists will not be spared on the day of the rake
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>>152151526
>well...we're waiting.gif
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Houston Oilers has a nice ring to it
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both the oilers team and the arena look sleepy and bored. i thought edmonton was renowned for its hockey atmosphere?
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>>152151523
NHL legend Nathan Bastian filling in for Rantanen tonight
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>>152151542
day of the grill is coming. no burger left un turned
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The only thing funnier than the thought of trading Skinner for Binnington is the Oilers organization thinking Skinner is enough of a commodity to get a starter in return.
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>>152151551
humiliation ritual
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ho lee jen
>skinn4r
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>>152151538
Oh god he’s not going to make it to the 2nd
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holy fuck pull skinner already
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Oilers just passing it to no one, Skinner deserves better. Back up will not save this game.
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4 - 0, it was a matter of time
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
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i made a mistake guys...
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>4 goals
>8 shots
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why didn't they sign georgiev
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>cotastrophizing
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Skinner is shit, but holy fuck soilers have the worst defense ever. Bouchard turn sideways so he was smaller target/doesnt blcok the shot there. 3 guys watching a puck and 2 stars in crease. could put the best goalie ever in there and its going to be a shit show.
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Total Dylan victory. Samirbros in shambles
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Will his suffering ever end?
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>>152151573
it really makes no sense why there's such a large disparity between their quality of play

this year it's worse than ever and mcdavid can't even scar
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>>152151556
Leafbro... Even I'd be embarrassed after that last goal
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They're doing this without Rantanen
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>>152151584
it's slapstick
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>>152151595
im just here to sow discord i actually love burgers but dont tell anybody
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yer so bad
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Gary I beg you turn the magnets on for the start of the 2nd period.
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>>152151591
He chose the suffering this time.
No excuses.
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Wow the oilers suck
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>>152151598
Brutal
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even got the patented dallas split penalty at the end of the first
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>>152151594
McDavid has the 3rd most points
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Elite I say

E L I T E
L
I
T
E
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>>152151602
Love yall too.
Pls harass Quebec more so more of them move to Texas. All the poutine here sucks.
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>>152151608
>in favour of garys beloved sunbelt team.
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-3 after one period.
10.5 million AAV
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No skinner dinner tonight
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>>152151641
Again I say, comparing Miro to Bouchard is an insult to Miro.
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>i was in the stanlee cup final last year ya know.... do you guys remember me?
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How do oilers fans believe that skinner in net is going to get them a cup?
Actually baffling
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>>152151622
are the points going to score a goal tonight?
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>>152151654
He is literally forgotten now. We got Celebrini and Bedard now
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too much cancer talk during this intermission, grim times.
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>cancer kid with 97 painted on his face audibly choking back tears
why are the oilers doing this to him, this is sick
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they should hire chuck knoblauch
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>>152151687
They need a new ailing child mascot because they’re pathetic people who use dying children as a form of manipulation. Remember the La Bamba debacle of 2024?
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>>152151699
>Remember the La Bamba debacle
It was funny here.
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>Gets mad
>Team keeps the same horribly shit goalie
What gives?
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>>152151712
Sure it’s funny but in the big picture you had oilers fans sending death threats to the Stars DJ and trying to get him fired, directly accusing him and the organization of mocking a deceased child because he played a very famous and popular song. Edmongs are horrible retarded “people”
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>>152151467
Legit seethe?
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>>152151684
well its a quintuple vaxxed country with annual boosters
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>This just in: Man from Texas rapes entire hockey team from Alberta Canada
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>>152151732
He didn't look happy.
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>>152151640
fat gary.. please.. i cant take this anymore
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>>152151733
>>152151741
CAN YOU PLEASE MAKE A GOOD HOCKEY TEAM?
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>>152151659
they seem split between thinking shit defense is letting down the goaltending and shit goaltending is letting down the defense
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love when the crowds mocks their goalie making a save
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>>152151796
Add in coaching a dogshit system of lobbing the puck across two lines and hoping to god you don't jailbreak the other team and you can make an "all of the above"
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3 more to go guys :)
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not a shutout!
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oilers pbp guy is dying lol
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>it was 4-0
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Who the fuck is that with the lung cancer voice
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>>152151831
was that yakupov?
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>>152151834
some guy who will never get to see canada win a cup
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>icing

just tell the guy to go home. hes dead.
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>>152151834
Jack Edwards, lost his voice cheering the Oilers goal kek.
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The comeback begins NOW.
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>W-WHAT? WHAT WAS THAT A PUCK??? I DIDN'T SEE IT!!!!! THATS NOT FAIR!!!
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Violence intensifies.
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>>152151831
Scoring one goal in a 4-0 blowout is the oilers cup lol what kinda reaction was that?
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>>152151883
first nhl goal
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>4on4
>oilers start getting some ozone activity
holy shit its the gretzky era oilers all over again.
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>>152151890
Cool boomer
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>>152151883
It was his first goal of the season.
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>>152151883
now show us your first goal in the nhl
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goilers
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>>152151888
>>152151900
>>152151902
lol if any stars player celebrated a goal in a blowout game like that they’d be benched and demoted to the ahl the following game. It’s why we have a winning culture while the oilers have… this.
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>Guess how many points I will get this game
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>>152151913
show us your first ahl goal
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>>152151913
isn't matt duchene known for doing that
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>>152151897
im not that old.
>my dad however got to see #99 play in los angeles
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>>152151926
>>152151922
4-1
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>>152151913
>>
BOOOOOOOOOO
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taking a timeout here, bush league shit.
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if you save up all your time-outs all season long, you can cash them in with gary for a dreamcast
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Kneel white man
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>AAAAHHHHH MY FUCKING BACK AAAAHHHH I CAN'T CARRY THIS TEAM!! I CAN'T EVEN GET A SINGLE SHOT ON GOAL!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO MEE????
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>>152151728
You are correct, They even sent death threats to Skinners wife lol
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call the game Gary, this is slop.
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SIX(6)
>>
WE
WANT
TEN
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DALLAS
>STARS
DALLAS
>STARS
DALLAS
>STARS
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>>152151976
Someone married that failure of a goalie? Now you're twisting my arm anon
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>>152151979
slop genny i believe
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4 point night for Johnston..so far
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>>152151992
He's a handsome young man and I hope he asks for a trade out of the inbred shithole I live in
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Ladyboys of Edmonton better hope they don't cross paths with McDavid tonight.
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November 25th, 2025, the day Dylan raped Samir without lube and without protection
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I think he's honestly too scared to leave the oilers because the fans will do something horrible to him if he tries to leave.
It's just sad at this point
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>>152152007
he's gonna be traded to arkangelsk
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>>152152014
Just like bud and Dobson
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>Cucknadians are going to leave Johnston off their Olympic team for someone like Brad Marchand
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>>152152014
I honestly think the same. Look at how fans treat Mikko and he was traded he didn’t even walk.
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>>152152015
bro would crush so much puss down there
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6-1
Holy shit in your own barn... Oilers when is enough enough?
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That locker room right now
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>>152152014
Edmonton will self-implode once he leaves, people will just stop caring and start doing drugs and drinking with wreckless abandon. They are spending money they don't have and once mcdavid leaves its gonna all go to shit
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Don't forget to rewind and close webms for the next person.
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>>152152014
no we shouldnt feel bad for this idiot. he chose to waste 2 more years of his prime without a competent D and a glorified mestis goalie.
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>T-T-The comeback beg-ACK
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>>152152014
he knows he's to blame and the two year contract was just a greasy little faultless escape hatch from the disaster built around him out of all his friends and childhood coatches
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>>152152006
He just reached or surpassed 200 career points too
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>>152152042
Yeah they must have not figured that out like 2-3 seasons ago like I did. Holy shit I could manage that team better than they currently are.
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>>152152055
>>152152055
>Mestis mentioned
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>>152152052
>doing drugs and drinking with wreckless abandon
So nothing will change?
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Calgary and tampa make a good colour combo.
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In before Elliot Friedman writes "Dallas really wanted to send a message in that game. They made a point of it to make a statement". Guy just makes shit up, and everyone eats it up like candy, because for some reason this country has anointed this guy as some insider God.

kek Oilers reddit fuming.
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>>152152070
go roki
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>>152152072
Just like that strange flag you hang outside your house
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>>152152071
It will scale up 10 fold, the people in this province are braindead, and run on impulse. history repeats itself every year here
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caroline wow
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>>152151299
nice
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Mcdavid is going to be legit pissed after this game
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>>152152070
>>152152076
mestis lil goated on g fr fr
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>>152152095
He has no reason to be upset anymore he knows what he signed up for
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Awww yeah exciting
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This is the owner btw, lost his nose doing too much blow with Lowe and MacT. Bro is a complete freak
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>laffs full of injuries, lost their only player who gave a shit
>nucks are full of injuries, going full nuclear on rebuild
>flames refusing to adapt to a bad team comp, will ironically go down in flames again
>oilels goalies and defence have no confidence and have given up
>habs have a lot of injuries, terrible goaltending eclipsing the Oilers

There is absolutely no reason to watch any Canadian game right now.
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>>152152113
who's going to be autistic enough to do an itachi cosplay
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>>152152113
>naruto
ruined
the kings or islanders or panthers should do a hololive night
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>>152152117
Dude looks like a total crack fiend, how is he still on?
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>>152151299
Why not just do the original? It looks better.
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>>152152119
>notices the flag
>notices the picture
yeah go fuck off you cupless shit
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>>152152113
I live every night like it's Anaheim Ducks Anime Night
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>>152152119
Cope my flames are heating up
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>>152152130
>>152152130
>>152152130
New
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>>152151299
That looks like they fed the old logo into an AI generator. I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest.
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>>152151069
The yzerplandemic



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