ashes waiting room
Is this the sex-haver general?
widebrim hat general
We're not /hoc/ unfortunately
Why are there no Indian flags?
>>152153441is that amanda holden?
Jaddu and Washy will save it
>>152153519Honourary Hinduhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSLpF7t3evk
>>152153441can tell diss bird had her arse smashed in by all the blokes aftapropa like roundtable king arthur style gangbang old school
>>152153441
>>152153615fink diss actual first time i sren a chinaman doing cricket
>>152153398geraint jones would never
I feel like I might be forgetting part of the lbw but when the guy doesn't play a shot like that it was gonna hit the stumps can't that be out?
9 more overs and this innings lasted longer than both englel innings combined>>152153664If it doesn't pitch outside leg
Day 5 of asking why there is no crowd at this Indian match
NKR will save it
Day 3 of asking why there's no cricket at Perth
>ReddyJust not a real name is it?
Truthnukes delusional engshitters could neverSubhadeep Ghosh: Thank God this is a 2-match Test series. Had it been 4 or 5 matches, India would've lost by 0-4 or 0-5.Krishna: @ranchhoddaas i don't understand this young team or transition phase thing. If you comapre both SA & IND teams test caps you will find ind players with more test caps, plus we are playing in home conditions and getting dominated by an overseas side. No excuses should be given for this horrible showHarsh: @Ranchhoddaas the thing is not about being patient. its about how the team selection has been a roulette. no fixed batting positions, no due given to ranji players. Even after 2012 england loss we had players at home who were winning, and that was a side in transition too.Viru.S.: @rancho - young team? Jadeja KLR Pant Bumrah Siraj Yashasvi all have played substantial test cricket and this young team excuse was valid for overseas conditions! For Indian conditions? Not valid!
>>152153701That's what I thought but maybe I confused myself thinking that only applied to a right hander not a leftie in that situation.
>mfw i know a Reddy, a Ramireddy and a RankireddyYou'll have to ask sebbo about it though think he's Telugi
I gotta go take a shit this match might be over by then.
the dinner
beer for dinner
these saffas love a bit of carry on don't they
>>152153848well its certainly sustenance
Me in the back left
>bumrah not even bothering to do the standard warmup as he runs out>just walks out at a leisurely pacegone within the over
>Name is "ready">Clearly isn'tWhat did he mean by this?
Scored more runs than englel's two innings >we won the story
WHAT A SNAG BIG MONTHE BIG MON TAKES FLIGHT
Happy for Keshav
Congratulations to India for recording the largest margin of defeat at home in history. What an achievement!
jansengod
>>152153847I'm back. I think technically got this wrong as I had a shower after and just as I was getting back to watch the last wicket went.
Must be awkward for Jansen and Bavuma to high five each other
I have a confession to make. Before the late Phillip Hughes died, I wrote a lot of hit pieces about him.No, not hit pieces as in inaccurate lies and hyperbole. In fact, they were the kinds of things that, had he read them, he would have accepted them. At least, that's what my publisher said. I was working for Indian cricket magazine Cricket Country at the time, and they approved my hit pieces. After he died, I asked my publisher to delete them from the internet. I said that it wasn't right, that I was a bad person, and it wasn't honouring his memory. My publisher refused. He asked me to look at them, and pretend I was Phil Hughes, or perhaps his family, and see if they would be upset.It was difficult to do it, and I couldn't manage it straight away. For weeks I couldn't even think about him. I couldn't get the images out of my head. My publisher had considered me their Phil Hughes expert, but instead one of my co-workers, Shiamuk Unwalla, wrote something, and not until a year after his death. I still couldn't write anything about him, not even then. My publisher had waited for me, telling me to take my time, but I just couldn't do it. My article I wrote about him last week was the first time I've written about him since his death, and even that one was difficult to get through to the end, and I went off onto a massive tangent half-way through, as tears welled up in my eyes as the images went to my head.You see, I loved Phil Hughes. I loved him before he made his debut. I followed him avidly in the first-class scene. When he made his test debut, I was over the moon, as he scored twin centuries in his second match.And then my world came crashing down. That jerk Steve Harmison dared to expose faults in his technique. How dare you? I was furious with Harmison, but I couldn't believe that the great Phil Hughes would go down permanently. He'd work it out. I was sure of it. Other players had had problems with their techniques, and they got over it quickly.Indeed,
bros one two and three line posts just got screen bombed by an essay
>>152153441ultra chad
how many lines is that post brother
>>152153848>>152153859Crisp
>>152153927they make it work
Feel like shit
well you are what you eat lad
When did you guys stop peeing the bed? 14 for me
i eat
Cooked up some burger patties for dinner
>>152154091got drunk one night when i was 21 and woke up and pissed on my guitar pedal board. woke up halfway through and realised what i was doing and wanted to get it over with as quick as possible so mum didnt find me so i pissed full force in the same place.
>>152154083Bad curry lad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPRzU6bE_bE&list=RDlPRzU6bE_bE&start_radio=1
>>152154114Which breed of dog are you mate
>>152154114my condolences. hope things pick up for you soon brother.
lads, the cooking tonight has been absolutely grim
>>152154129its wednesday mate were all drunk
>>152154129shame that you have a shithouse mumza/misso
>>152153859possibly the first ever based post from a peewee??
>>152154122This is the 2nd time I've received this response. My cooking is not that bad
>>152154149i've made that exact post a dozen times over the years, so it depends if you count those or not
>>152154156no one asked for your resume mate calm down
>>152154157sorry lad
>>152154149 ''my wife is thai''
>>152154115Did mum ever find out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1gl46hh3sQ&list=RDD1gl46hh3sQ&start_radio=1 I SHOULD GO TO CHURCH
>>152154170dont know mate left at about 9am the next day for a 5 day trip. never said anything to me but the room reeked when i left. very possible she just blamed it on the dog even if she knew
going to bed wake me up when cricket comes back
gung ti bud wik mu ip whun cruckit cims buck
>>152154263
>>152154263chur kia cerato my cuz
damn theres actually no cricket until the 2nd unless the prime ministers XI game is televised
>>152154272thats why we are shitposting mate
>>152154172WHAT HAPPENED TO THE STORY?DISCONTENTED CUTS INSIDEITS NOT MEANT TO BE THIS LONELY WE WERE NEVER MEANT TO FAIL
any poms ITT want to talk shit before brisbane? open convict ears are abundant.
46 and 2
>>152154401whats wrong mate? :(>>152154403doo dew doodoo dewdo dewdo doodoo
>being bowled out for 140 at home>Shitdia
>>152154415dunno, just feeling depressed and homosexual.
>>152153884>englel
Would you rather be raped by a man or have consensual sex with a man?
umm ....WHy isn't there an official laugh at India thread precious¿
rather have consensual test cricket iykwim haha
>>152154437Your step-dad finally get home from the pub?
>>152154093*MWWWWWWWWWAAAHHHH*
>>152154454would you enjoy if i scored 19 runs of 78 balls?
got the house to myself tonight lads
proud of ya fella x
>>152154437does the consexual sex imply kissing?
>>152154423We all feel like that every now and then it's ok m8
i read >got to my house tonight by meself lads silly me hihi >>152154474>>152154481
>>152154474Beat off to the sister in law's panties time! HELL YEAH DUDE!
PVO frankly
>>152154454keKkkk post that in the laugh at India thread fella, pure GOLD that ngl x
mikaela is a sluts name
>>152154482If you would like yes
>>152154532that's a bold strategy cotton
>>152154532The only good Australians are Jews that live in Melbourne and Sydney
>>152154542what about caressing?
>>152153615proper bazball
SebLORD how you goin legend
>>152154570That's going a bit far
>>152154591it's up fella x>>152154609
fagbla x
x
Any cricket on?
>>152154643https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiCsaBGYUlA
>>152154464please m8i can only get so hard
Had a dream i was opening for Australia at Adelaide
>>152154685bro fucking SAMEbut it was brisbane and i kept telling them i hadn't played cricket in a decade and they kept ignoring me
>>152154532>60 average IQ
thoughts on being whitewashed in a home test series again?
>>152153398Cant wait for them to fuck off that Paki cunt Khawaja.Renshaw, McSweeney, Bancroft, Harris even Konstas any would be better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlP3UE5jWFI&list=RDFlP3UE5jWFI&start_radio=1
>>152154731non consensual test cricket innit
>harmer>not elitepick one
>>152154731Not sure what to thinkDon't think Australia has ever been whitewashed at home in a test series so i have no clue what it is like for that happenhard to find info if we have lost any 2 match series 2-0 at home
>>152154731would probably stop playing tests tbqhwy
Is losing by 400+ runs at home even possible? Really struggling to understand how they did it
Did find this neat stat spread from 6 years ago on reddit from a cursory look at whitewashes
>>152154807YeahThree scores higher then that have happened675 run victory by Eng in Aus562 run victory by Aus in Eng425 run victory by WI in EngAnd one tied 408 run victory by WI in Aus
What do you think about Marco 'Delete the Jeet' Jansen?
>its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fA8rijE9jQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqKYpgZ9FWU>ynr when this happened
>>152155013if he was head of india and his national team lost a world cup in a ground named after him he'd be KWABMODI iykwim haha
>>152155010Still fucking hilarious whenever i see thisI can't believe England just didnt bowl good full length bowls at the stumps or 4th stump line
>>152155010why didn't they simply bowl at the stumps?
>>152155013>Australia win the World Cup for the sixth timeWhy are we so elite at cricket?
>>152155010Fooking hell, can easily fit the mcg in that gap
Death to I*dian vermin, & the P**w*** menace tooP*ms can stay alive for my amusement
>>152154437Ask diddled engshitter bnob lol>>152154849>englel in the hammered like a bitch 5 (FIVE) timesHOWLING
>ynr when this happenedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjgI3SarM2A
>>152155147hello saar
>>152154849and two of those (Gabba 1928 and The Oval 1934) would have been timeless
The much coveted t20 world cup
>>152155176FOYFbro plis don't forget to rate and tip saar
Like it or not T20 (a perfidious creation by subhuman engshitters to kill test cricket) is carrying the game and ODIs (the previous creation by engshitters to kill test cricket) is a dead format
It's all according to plan. Indians don't have the attention span to watch Test cricket. They will stick to their meme bash and claim its the pinnacle of cricket.
>>152155246*he reminds them*
>>152154918looks like an incrl
Ynr the World Test Championship
Ah yes Sri Lanka 3rd place with 1 win
>generationally shit test results>still above englelHowling
>>152156632>points are deducted for slow over rates (England only)fixed
>baseball but slowed down so jeets can still play itWhat is the point of this sport?
>mitts to catch a ball>NOOOOO U CAN'T PITCH AT MY BODY YOU HAVE TO CHUCK IT INTO THE KEK BOXliterally rounders lmao
>>152156843>>152156806good morning
At least in rounders you don't have a designated area where you have to hit the ball to
baseball is way more random than cricketthey have to have 162 game seasons just to iron out insane variance that comes when your game is built around no one being able to consistently hit the ballalso there are a lot of retarded rules in it plus zero spirit of cricket - player got injured running to base and stepped off the base for treatment, tag him and then check if the ump actually called the game paused. dont look up how they used to try injure players while sliding into basegame for braindead monkeys
Good arguments, but cricket doesn't have a docuseries as good as Ken Burns'
DESIGNATED CHUCKING AREA
I lost my job after I sent a baseball player to hospital and their entite team back to america a few years ago>working as a maintenance tard at a holiday park >an american baseball team was staying there for a tournament with some sister city exchange thing>theyd walk around the park with their full kit on throwing baseballs everywhere and being loud>got talking to a couple of them when they walked past the smoko shed>had a light hearted debate with the coach about cricket being better>organised a cricket net session with some of their batsmen or hitters or whatever theyre called at the local oval after work>they weren't too bad desu but anything legside would freak them out>accidentally bowled a beamer at one of them and he turned his head instead of watching it instantly flooring him>he was ok but that ended the session >got to work the next morning and there were only a few of them there with everyones suitcases and stuff>the bloke I hit ended up in hospital because he was slurring his words and randomly falling asleep>they ended up cancelling the tournament and he stayed in hospital for a month with a small brain bleed, team went home>lost my job because of itthey were only 16 years olds but I think that put the debate to rest about which sport is superior
>Why are you chirping now mate, haven't got any wickets?
>>152157593jesus
how goods trav head
>bails stayed onNOT OUT
>>152155010iconic
>>152154532What a truth nuke
Shane "Fatto" Fatson is joining Mike Hussey on Team rugby for the Black clashhttps://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/cricket/t20-black-clash-australian-great-shane-watson-joins-team-rugby-for-2026/QI2D6HHVCFBP5OOMH33EUM7XJM/
black clash is a low point in the cricketing calendar
>>152157672kek so true
Why isn't there a rugby match in the black clash?
really need some new ashes dramacan one of the players get caught doing something during this break
>>152157593>overturned on review as a no ballHOWEVER
>>152157593hes walked straight down the wicket ref!
cricket test? more like a test of my patience
sinuses are NOT good this morning lads
friendly reminder big ants in house protection has been compromised cricket 26 is now available for all poorfaggots and pirate chads
I'm going to say itI don't think Graeme Swann's impressions of others are all that good.
>>152161585id rather play stick cricket
>>152161656true lolvery shallow accents too
>>152161656Was listening to his appearance on some convict podcast. Fucking hell englel dressing room all hate each other, suppose anyone would if you had to hang around engshitters all day
>>152159155No one wants to run it straight at Shane Watson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JUjFN9AuFUThe chords my ear hears (in Eb tuning because that's what the cool six stringers do). Bass notes hit on the 2B/C# or some kind of C#13F#/G# D#m7 C#m7 /cric/ shitters could never
>>152153398Hahahahahaha
>>152161656annoying pissant
>>152157593kek hafta admit diss was breddy based
>>152161989THis lad PLUCKS¡
Doing some study in the downtime between test matcheshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUx68-eKhfU
I miss her (cricket)
>>152164519WBBL in an hour and a half
why are we waitingwhy can't we start changingwhy are we waitingalways so frustratingwhy are we waitingwe need rearrangingwhy are we waiting
Black Caps spinner Ish Sodhi has scored his maiden first-class century in a massive eighth-wicket partnership for Canterbury in the Plunket Shield on Thursday.
>>152165259Plunket is still around?Assumed it wouldve been renamed to oratangatai or some shit
Oh its not named after the childcare thing
>>152154235WAKE UP CUNT THERES CRICKET ON
Aus PGA is onRyan Fox tied 2nd, Min Woo tied 3rd
Porterhouse for tea
>>152165259good news for minnow zealand
>>152165823needs a bit longer on the grill mate
>>152165839Yeah i haven't cooked it yet
>>152165797What about Stokes and Khawaja?
>>152165839wala
>>152165940corrrrr
someone just hit a hole in one and won a bmw
>>152165965phwoar propa gud post diss wun
>>152165987thanks mate
Ruby Strange, Perth Scorchers
/cric/ cooking off to a good start today
>>152165692so I checked.. and this is a lie.going back to bed.
>>152165940Any reason why you only seared 10% of it?
>>152166486I cooked it on a bbq grill
tool tomorrow
>>152166441i can change that so easily
>>152165940why does it have nice grill marks but the meat is grey and boiled looking
>>152166441better not be implying anything there m8
just cooked myself up a nice sandwich and beer
>>152166610corrrr
>>152166610crisp
>The pitch for the two-day Ashes Test at Perth Stadium has been given the highest rating by the ICC, graded as "very good" in the official report from the match referee Ranjan Madugalle.
No food until Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow. If I wasn't so broke I'd get a nicer wine for the hosts, but a $25 wine and a Laird's Apple Brandy will have to do.
>>152166610cooking a sandwich is strange, is that some sort of local delicacy?
>>152166610jelly m8
uh... anyone got that foot webm of milly illingworth?
>>152166631Happy thanksgiving m8
>>152166630How many wickets will England take on this one?
>>152166654games already been played champ
>>152166656How many wickets did England take?
>>152166588I cooked it on this, i blame the solid ring thing
>>152166631I'm sure theyll love it, its you they invited not the bottle of wine you bring. Your time is precious and giving them some of it, along with your company is more than enough.Make sure you post some thanksgiving food for /cric/ and I hope you have a wonderful time!
>>152166478The wbbl is on you misogynistic pig
>>152166671
>>152166240Wasted my time bro. Keep your rec's to yourself from now on thanks.
>Usman pulled out of Aus PGA pro-am eventReally shouldnt be playing cricket days before an important event especially not at 39 years old
>>152166651>>152166677Ta mates. Thank you for the kind words.
>>152166708shes got the smriti mandhana thing where she gains like 2 points while playing cricket
>>152166631Happy Thanksgiving my friend :)
>>152166696we dont talk about the left side of the barbie
>>152166649
i don't feel I am being controversial, or out of step with societal norms when I think every amerimutt should be executed with a 5m piano wire introduced into their urethra
Just think that's a tad bit out of line mate
>>152166764LGM
throwbackhttps://youtu.be/8I_71qwO3p4
>>152166764shes a bazball?
>>152166735I'd suck all the toe jam from between her toes if you catch my drift
>>152166764no follow through, elbow not at 90°, forearm not perpendicular to the ground, she's right and you know it.
@152166717stop replying to me
Friday tomorrow how good
knocking off work early to play golf tomorrow
>>152166795Why are they like that
Brisbane looks like it has eternal shitty sticky sweaty muggy weather. I'd rather melbourne weather if their weren't all the doctors, lawyers and engineers shipped into melbourne.
>>152157508based knower
>>152166795the SPORT of cricket innit
>>152166784k x
>>152166851The Brisbane and Qld climate is healthy for the white man
>>1521666640
>>152166886White man is from and thrives in milder climates
I would love to live somewhere where its warm every day
>>152166878QUEEF queef
>>152166933True but in the days before mass processed shit Queensland was the healthiest state in the country with the lowest rate of death by disease. It's a myth that whites can't handle hot weather, Queensland is proof of the opposite
>>152163650*tablas Soul Limbo*
>afternoon wbbl gamenothing to watch now
>>152166630>The Perth Test came shortly after another rapidly-moving, low-scoring contest between India and South African in Kolkata which had prompted significant debate over the surface. The rating for that pitch has yet to be made public.truly wonder how bad that indian pitch was now
>convict hours
i like dua lipa because she genuinely looks like she having fun being a rich and popular hot chick in her pics. every other popstar these days seems to photograph like it's such a hassle to be on a yacht in greece.
>>152167185The latest pitch in india wasn't too bad.There was a bit of spin and Jansen was able to get a lot out of it with his paceNowhere near as bad as the first test pitch
slop's up
>>152167208>>152165940Feel bad for animals sometimes
>>152167208lgm what the fuck is it
>>152167223very brave of the lions to do that
>>152167223if i remember that clip, they're actually walking towards a barking dog in the distant
>>152167234kek
Having a drinking sesh with a big cat convicts and engshitters could never
>>152167261looks like that video where theyre leading 2 naked women into a field
>>152166711Has his back spasms actually ruled him out of the Gabba yet?
>>152167271Like this one?
>>152166630So in other words>Everyone except Travis Head is a retard who can’t bat.but we already knew that after the end of day 2.
Hindus live in harmony with nature
Dua Lipa is so hot
>>152167293sure they do
>>152167261looking a bit drowsy, old snoot from the bag will sort old mate out
This is a better version of that picture
Dua Lipa is as hot as a woman can get to be honest
>>152167304where the FUCK is the dumb tattoo idea meme in my harddrive
>>152167195good post I agree
>Anglos could never commit animal abuse the way Indians doBit of a bizarre thing to boast about
>>152167328
>>152167333thanks mate
'
had no idea about lions ever being in asia, proper moonraker braces shit
>>152167317>>152167304
>>152167342Lions only in Gujarat. Tigers in East India
>>152167341>>152167320>>152167293>>152167273>>152167261>>152167223Feel like all of these animals are in genuine danger of being raped.
>>152167362
t-minus how long to some proper cricket?
>>152167394T10 on at 10:30pm
>>152167378lol fair call. I did a course run by one of the detectives who was one of the first on the scene when they arrested them years ago. There was a debate among all of the officers over whether to kill them on the spot.
incredulous about a faggot pig having any concept of ethics. reckon that story's bullshit.
probably made it up to not sound like a bootlicker
>>152167420weren't always uni grads mate
Big match between New Zealand and West Indies in a few day lads
cric v hoc cook off, how could we loose with such magnificent examples as these>>152153848
/cric/ - dog food general
>>152167459you might be right there
>The boss of Perth Stadium has argued that Australia and England should have played an extra match after the opening Ashes Test ended on the second day.>"The question is - people pay for tickets - why wasn't there an opportunity to fill the space with another form of cricket?" he told Nine Newspapers. "They're paid performers, [on] a big stage, a group of 22 performers, an audience of 50,000 all with money to spend. Why wouldn't you take an opportunity?"
4 innings per team if the match ends inside 2 days
>>152167472WE WANT T20
>>152167459Really nice dog food though
>>152167511Not really honestly looks burnt
>>152167523It's called char
they look drier than a day 5 pitch in india iykwim haha
>>152167472He's not wrong
>>152167472unironically the truthany 2 day match should have a one dayer played the next day and a t20 the following night
If I paid for ashes tickets and then got some pointless one dayer I'd be fuming
Finished reading Ulysees todayIt was alright
i would be fuming more if i had no cricket
hung over as the queen in maida vale
heh, you farking druggo.
so brave.. powerful.
I miss the ashes
Highest cricket score>46*Best bowling figures >2-0 (against tail end shitters)In some cricket match back in highschool
>>152167472they're f1 cars at the peak of their performance fighting for the crystal ashes cup they can't risk injury like thatI have 2 options1. both teams have performance insurance, if they can't keep it up 5 days straight then the team in fault has to pay for refunding every ones ticket and X stadium costs, premiuims increase then its taken out of players pay ie perform of you don't earn as much, when was the last time you did a major fuck up at work and weren't written up or face some kind of consequence and no saying you're bad in the media isn't the same2. if a test only goes for 2 days the remaining 3 days or whatever has 2 understudy teams play against each other, yeah no big names but at least there's cricket and they will probably do better than the 2 proper teams
Wickets should always be first when referring toma teams batting score due solely to wickets being the most important metric in the game.You can only truly win if you take 20 wickets as a team could easily never choose to declare.Even in the shorter formats and even if you account for declarations wicket are still the most important as more easily tell you how well either team is going
finna gonna go to sleep haha
>>152167827sleep well, only 6 more sleeps m80 xoxo
>>152167833gonna kill myselfI just want test cricket 16/5
the ride
HAPPY THANKSGIVING CRICCY!! x
so guthttps://youtu.be/PwKFy4xYqBQ?t=908
need a big cock up my fat hairy arse
>>152167472nah the kino of the first 2 days lingered for the next 3. Watched the entire match again online then watched HeadGODs innings a few times then interviews and analysis on the match and HeadGOD then made the same teams in ashes 26 and played as HeadGOD in the second innings, unironically.Not going to forget that test pure pure kino
>>152167903>20 miles have to refuel
said before, but only small kings looks at these cars as desirable.
electric faggots should be hung
chicks will love going to the cricket in your run down A to B shitbox that you fix yourself this post is unironic btw
>>152167974oh yeah? what are you a big man? your a big man are you? fuck you mate
>>152168000and you should fuck off out of my fucking general you fucking maggot
>>152167742Send them all to live there or any mudslime shithole first
watching top gear
>>152167905>>152168057Crisp mitch brown
its out bros RIP to the anons who bought it press F to pay respect also a bunch of sport games are out we're talking >Rugby League 26>Rugby 25>Cricket 24>Cricket 22 >AFL 26>AFL 23are all available for borrowing at your local blockbuster at a 100% discount
i like porn
>>152167905Wrong general m8 >>152149084>>152149084>>152149084
on the beers
based alchy
Sanatan Dharma is eternal
KWAB
>Azam>A Sham
>25>looks 40
in the nang gaff
>McPaki Defence Force
Why didn’t reeves tax bouldering gyms they make a mint
>>152169550britjeet mate, you are the ONLY paki here>(UK, Canada, by extension) Anyone whose origins are perceived to be from South Asia or the Indian subcontinent. that means you lol
>>152169659Corny would be a worldbeater if he laid off the cakes
>>152169677i wouldn't mind getting laid with and beaten off by ellyse perry iykwim haha
>>152169677he's worth two or three slips as well.
if Perth is going to after CA I should be compensated too, like cricket is my WHOLE FUCKING LIFE I need it ITS MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE DURING THE SUMMER
england robbed me of 3 days of cricket, class action when
most ducks for Pakistan in T20Is
>>152169659is this some kind of fucking mockery after you couldn't even last 2 days of test cricket match in the most prestigious fucking ashes ever???? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME YOU ABSOLUTE DUMBFUCKlets go through the current crowdies team 2025 (my team)adam rossington rahkeem cornwellmohammad shahzadsisanda magalaJarrod Freemanazam khanAaron FinchJosh Brown yeah I haven't created a full team but its growing by the day innit
>>152169829applied for backyard cricket yet mate
>>152169966I RUN backyard cricket m8 lay off the vpn
>engpakishitter defence force
Get better material
>>152167894think this one is better
so happy today fellasx
>>152171629https://youtu.be/lHytjEj7B9g
/bbl/ in 2ish weeks
>>152171978https://youtu.be/E8gmARGvPlIx
https://youtu.be/4gLVqjIvokcx
Sebbo talking to himself again lads
i am not even here fella, see >>152172321pfft x
SebLORD morning legend
>>152173228morning bla xhttps://youtu.be/1UUYjd2rjsE
I am awake
golfing later
Went to a driving range once so I'm pretty good myself
>>152173486https://youtu.be/YHRvDo8rUoQ
>>152171978Had kentucky for tea last night I'm payin for it this morning but haha
the only driving i care for is driving ford falcons
NEW>>152174737>>152174737>>152174737>>152174737
>>152174750based au appreciator
>>152174750Extremely crisp
ford shills ITT
me¿ seriously considering the f150 lightning n.g.l
make sure youre here for the second ashes seb not the same here without you fella x
Dont like this ford 'mick been pushing it a bit too much. We get it mate you like fords but you're talking about a 5k max shitbox a lot of anons here owned when they were on their p plates. Just ease up mate or ill start landcruiser 70 series posting tia.
>landcruiser
Favourite phase of Falcon? For me VI.
>fOOOOOOOOOrd
>>152175938Damn look at this phase V.
Why yes I am a fuckwit, how could you tell?
>>152176012Lowered towing capacity compared to other trim levels but I guess if all you are towing is a couple of jet ski's it doesn't matter.
>>152153848Beef and broccoli is my fav, how you make yours?
Oh, the Australian Ford Falcon sedans. A true testament to engineering genius! You really can't beat that classic, reliable feel, especially when you consider how often the headlining gracefully detaches itself to provide you with an immersive, semi-draped driving experience. And who needs crisp handling when you can enjoy the delightful, sometimes concerning, front-end slop that makes every corner an unpredictable adventure? Of course, the robust and cutting edge transmission will always keep you on your toes, diligently reminding you of its presence with a symphony of clunks and flares, often deciding the exact moment you need to accelerate is the perfect time for a momentary existential crisis. It’s truly a shame we can no longer acquire such masterpieces of affordable, high-maintenance V8 heritage.
>>152166735This is a cut webm but it annoys me that women want money to access things like their feet, A guy would not have this reaction.
I've had the pleasure of having a compression session in one of these fine assed pussy mobiles.
>>152176193Had the pleasure of seeing one of these masterpieces in the wild.
>>152176098>take all the florets off the broc>throw it in a pan with a little water and cover it on a medium heat until it softens a bit>take lid off by that time waters evaporated, throw in 15% fat mince>throw in some garlic paste and herbs, salt pepper touch of onions sauce salt and pepper>throw in a teaspoon of butter near the end>put on platewala
pov: youve just left a good nut outside off in the nets
A challenger appears.
>>152175983phase v ute would go crazy
>>152176012dad's got one of theseits a good fit for him since its got enough go to move things around on the section
>>152176328small man syndromeless carrying capacity than an au series wagon why bother
Sheer elegance on the road.
>>152176378probably less towing capacity as well
>>152176391western sydney meth addict mizzo mobile
>>152176423based mumza
>>152176478meant to say based micks* mumza
>>152175603will do fella xhttps://youtu.be/7jMlFXouPk8
>>152176602excellent tune that
my therapist says I need to apologize to those I've wronged, so I'm sorry /cric/ for bullying you and even making you cry on several occasions
You guys have a car right?
>>152176648it's ok fella x
>Gautamball
>Head added that he had also received a congratulatory text from Gilchrist after his innings. His reply was succinct: "How the hell did you do it quicker?"Loce Head lads
>>152176378rightio - well hes bought it and enjoys it
Back from an OCS. Played awful MD it was embarrassing my hwart just isn't in it tbqh but good OS (my opponents noted my improvement which was nice) and had some fun XD at the end with my unrequited crush. Made it out without crocking myself all good to go for the upcoming matches>>152171629Any particular reason fella?>>152176715>makes leftists seethe uncontrollablyHe can have a rope as long as he wants, but yeh India has to get their shit together
>mfw my v8 summer car is owned by one of the Top Gear presenters
>lying on the internet
Not going to doxx myself saying what it is but she's an absolute beauty
i bet its some gay bmw
You can go through the list of cars the TG three have and whittle it down from that. I would have loved to just state what car it is and the fun times i've had in it and fettling it but disgusting subhumans like bnob and 128kbps six string hack are desperate to doxx me and this info would be a dead giveaway
Zachy lying for attention again lads
Not owned a v12 but an eastern euro mate had a daimler double six and another (Indian) had a v12 RR Cullinan for a year and hot damn a v8 might sound better but you can't beat a v12 in smoothness. Just physics innit
>>152177440>t. Bus wankerSorry your jelly faggot engshitter of us Hindu /petrolheads/
>>152167778Isa has a fucking dogshit tat??
>>152179894If it's a tortoise it might be this>The Kurma Avatar, the second of Lord Vishnu’s ten incarnations (Dashavatara), plays a pivotal role in Hindu cosmology. This manifestation as a giant tortoise is central to the Samudra Manthan, the churning of the cosmic ocean, a key event leading to the emergence of Amrita, the elixir of immortality
>>152167778looks like me sucking my gunt in when im talking to a qt girl
just cleaned up the bacon bits in the bottom of my bag of cheesy rolls
>>152180565corrr proppa good kittingtonshire dis is
>>152179894
Happy Thanksgiving lads
>>152182021LGM
What's going on with England?
>>152182111shit at cricket
Friday
what's everyone thankful for?
>>152182111golf mostly
>>152182451golf mostly
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DRkfGivDCur/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4SdC0m8_LM
>>152182550majesticawe inspiringimpossible to forget
a little surprising that there has only been 26 tests that have finished inside two days in historythought there might've been a few more than that
cut my own hair, looks a bit shit but at least I didn't have to spend $50 ay lmao
>>152182451>
>>152182451/cric/
>no CumGODnice of selectors to put the entire teams fortunes on Starcs back again. Lucky hes only in his mid 20s and never been injured before
>>152183683corr good feed that
Should I go to my work crimbo party tomorrow?
>>152183729anyone fuckable going?
>>152183817I'm still undecided -- that's why I'm asking
poosman is going to be back
work party is on a boat this yearbesides the fact that boat parties are cringe (though the women think theyre elite), it doesnt provide me with an easy way to root the girl that I know wants it
corrr
>>152153398>95 of 260>droppedpainful
test
>>152184188Cricket Australia get what they deserve for asking Khawaja to stay in the team acter Warner retiredGuarantee he wanted to retire but as CA never blooded new openers he was stuck being the senior opener
>>152183683corr lgm
>>152184242never liked the xg utes really. the bubbly 90s trim on the original 70s chassis looks odd
>>152184280Nah he wanted to play this AshesLike Warner, incredibly greedy about his spot in the team in the last phase of his careerBet he was adamant about playing the windies series as well, stopping us from blooding in an opener earlierNow poor Jakey had to face two rockets from Archer and get thoroughly embarrassed in his first test innings
>>152183683mash looks a touch dry but otherwise looking good
>>152183683absolute pilgrimslop
one of the girls underneath me at work wanted to give me some feedback about another employee todaycould tell she was petrified nervous as she was speakingreckon she needs to learn the joys of a good bitching sesh
>>152184616cant imagine working for anyone, started my own business when i was 18 and 15 years later have 20 blokes working for me.must be weird having a boss like having your parents telling you what to do all day fuck that
>whitewash inbound>already lost a heap of coin in perth>CumGOD fit to play>poosman ripe for the axe>no CumGOD, poosman staysthis is as close to match fixing as you can get
>>152184735Takes that many dudes to hang a door?
>delay cumdogs return
have you ever tried to lift a fire door?
>>152184886usually start my day with 3 sets of 15 actually
>>152184869consolidation analyst. started out locally streamlining local business networks, did a ba finance part time and built a fairly successful company from there, probably know a lot of companies I've worked with.unironically made my first million at 26.Refuse to hire women.
when do you think you'll make your last million?
asahi is a good beerno idea why people cry about cheap lagers
>>152185005be a while yet mate, carved a pretty niche market doing other things under the consolidation umbrella. Don't hire jeets either, lazy incompetents cunts.
>>152184993lol ok nerd
>>152185042Just thought old mate was trying to flex a bit mentioning workers underneath him.Always good to give some useless office crab a reality check
>>152182490>West Australian STILL badgering themLove the commitment
>>152184753They may be saying Cummins is fot but he hasnt played any cricket for like what 4 months?Would rather we rest him as qe have Starcgod with the pink ball anyway
the 'ner
going to drink a lot of beer and order uber eats
currently drinking: 1 beer
I hate pissheads
I hate limited overs cricket
>>152185451Test cricket really does suck in the current ageWe really need timeless tests back
Dreamt last night that Melbourne had their own harbour bridge, but it was way shittier than Sydney's
>sa v india>5 day slurper>ashes>2 day kinofest
>wait 2 years for ashes to return>series is over after 6 days play
>>152185451isnt test cricket technically limited overs? you only have 450 across the 5 days
creamy garlic seafood stuff, pairs nice with a 35 degree day and a warm glass of bundy rum
next time post it before you eat it please
>>152185624Cut your toenails.
you guys are bullies and it's not nice I say
>>152185631I haven't eaten it yet
>>152185341looks great mate
>>152185636Fucking how
do we actually know what happens if a test reaches the end of the 5th day? has it never happened?
>>152185660more disgusting than anon's 'burgers'
>>152185662usually there are 2 overs left with 15 runs to win so the umps come out say its low light and they end the match
*shits**leaves*
>>152185664Those are my burgers cunt and they weren't even that bad. Post your feet
>>152185636post your feet too haha
never understood the appeal of feet
Only 2 dinner posts? This place is turning to shit
>>152185821i could reheat the green curry i ate last night and post that if you want
you can have a 3rd dinner post when we get a 3rd day of cricket
>>152185821I had chicken chippies for dinner 2/10 not filling
The leftovers
>>152185660stop chewing your nails mate
>>152185660Why is your toenail so tiny
>>152185927Gurantee he is a manletSeen plenty of feet in my time that i have gotten pretty good at guessing height from feet
>>152185758
>>152185908lgm
>>152185939I'm 6'2, don't know why my nail looks like like tbqh it's disgusting
>>152186001>>152186001>>152186001>>152186001
Already a new up you poofter
>>152186028well by golly, why didnt anyone post it
>>152185341are you homeless? wgy is it in the jungle?
