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Yeah, and I'm playing short stop for the Cubbie bears.
>>152155920>>152155935shit teams
Cubs one that game
gm mariners nation, I hope you're enjoying the briney depths as much as I am today
>>152155920Primate Chimp Apestrong
>>152156018and there it is
>>152156018This is wrong on so many levels
>>152156018Wow. Be better.
>>152156018That mezzed up
We need TRASH MASCOTS Edition
>Cardinals’ JoJo Romero Generating Trade Interest
>>152156018Kek
>>152156018coward
>>152156018I'll see you fucked by day's end
>>152156007Gm CHADiners nation.
>>152156007good morning m'sbro.
>>152156099>CHADiners nationmany are saying this
GM
>>152156007>>152156099>>152156105>>152156137>>152156168Gay mets lads
>>152156018post that on your main you coward
>>152156018what the fuck
>>152156018you got some soul-searching to do, pal
>>152156056How about a trash panda?
Why didn’t Kekering just throw to first base? The Philadelphia Phillies could have won that game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX9ufGaAPzw
>>152156266Happy Thanksgiving
>>152156250recker in the vid!
>>152156320>jaundiced corpse hands
>>152156233kek no rings
>>152156018This guy is begging for apoundin
gm
>>152156233i can't believe he hasn't been traded yet
>>152156233Why didn't IKF have a bigger lead off? The truth is the opposing team always gets mindFUCKED playing the Dodgers. The moment is too big for them.
>>152156536Kerkering is talented.
>>152156619kys faggot
>>152156619unironically this desu
>>152156619kys (keep your spirit) chad
>>152156018Marcus Simian
The Nashville White Sox
The Nashville Cubs
The Nashville Padres
>>152156499This was one of the all time great game threads of /sp/. I had so much fun watching that game.
for me it's the Boise Bukkakes
>>152157329i fell asleep in the 5th and woke up in the 16th
>>152157329that and mariners-tigers alds game 5 threads were great. I had more fun in that one probably because I was mostly neutral
What did judges mom eat while pregnant with him? Its like a hormone right?
>>152157487neutral chads own october
>>152156068
>>152157329>>152157487I have game 3 on in the background while I work. such a frustrating game as a dodgerchad. right now it's bottom of the 13th, edman is on third with one out, call pinch hitting for pages. they just couldn't convert.
blue jays baseball
the colorado rockies taking /mlb/ to the top of the catalogue
>>152157764I haven't seen anything that gay since those rainbow Astros unis.
>>152157764the license plates were better than this
>>152157764looks like a shit team
>>152157816those are drippy
>>152157764looks like a good team
>thaaaaaaa PITCH
>>152157935More like >thaAaAaAa
>>152156018really?
>>152156018How funny would it be if someone raped you
>>152158382Can't rape the willing
2025 dodger players>pro bowler whose side hustle is baseball>ken barbie doll>gay stripper w/ wife and daughter>some old dad who can barely throw 90>a ninja yoga instructor, a samurai, and their underling, and their>kimchi kim>will smith>another award-winning actor>funko pop collector>black-hispanic sunflower seed farner>sound cloud rapper>kirby>designated hapa>a preacher man>thor>idiot retard (scott)how the fuck they win?
>>152158486holy based
>>152158486Idiot Retard pulled through and won
>>152158486Boooo, italkstudios makes the same jokes every video.
BASEBALL DOESN'T EXIST
>>152158486>how the fuck they win?1993
>>152158583you got a gay stripper and a preacher in the same clubhouse. it's 100% jesus' favorite team
i knew chicago was unsafe but dang
>>152158486The 2025 Dodgers winning the world series is the best underdog story in a long time
>>152158665im a proud member of the nation
>>152158665>Kilbourn Parkkek that's right next to Wrigley Field
The Royals cucked Chicago one year earlier lmao.
>wriggly field
Doyers
>>152158700>Look at what he was wearing, your honor
>NEWS: The Angels and Anthony Rendon are in talks about buying out the final year of his contract, according to a source. The expectation is that he will retire. ...-t. Peff retweet
>>152157487It went on until around 6:30am here if I remember correctly. The second the game ended I fell asleep almost instantly. Good times.
>>152158979will he enter the hall of fame as a national or angel?
I was in Shibuya last spring and I cannot understand why they treat Ohtani and Shota the same on the Jumbo screen. Shota has not earned it yet
>>152159036He's more famous for taking Anaheim for a ride so I say as an Angel.
Why doesn't the eastern half of this island teach and train the western half of the island in the sport of baseball?
>>152158846HEY MR. DJ PUT A RECORD ON I WANT TO DANCE WITH MY BAYBEH
Who is his MLB equivalent?
>>152159036>imagine being nominated to the HoF for ONE good yearLmao
>>152159401I was thinking Trout but that's not right.
Ya gotsta give it to me
>>152159401a black tranny fucker? pham strikes me as one
>>152160310*Takes it away from you*
>>152158665>>152158678 Gay = funny Get it??!Summerkids gonna summerkid
>>152160310*bullet to the head*NICE
Stove status?
if dombrowski has $200m burning a hole in his pocket, he should give it to imai instead of bregman
>>152160681wadafak?
>>152159401Soto easily. It's 1 to 1
>>152160660-grabs him by the throat- back the fuck off!?!?
>>152160747Wow, you're right.
Well mlb, which table are YOU sitting at?
>>152160928bartolo
>>152160928Spencer Stider lol
>>1521609283 so I can get a piece of pussy
kek seeth ya bitch
LOSING IS NOT AN OPTION
>>152157632uhhh link?
Roosing
>>152160928I got to choose 2.
>>1521609285 has the best ratio, i'll go there
>Tatis trade wet dreams are so dumb even notable Padres hater Ken Rosenthal has to tell Yankees and Mets fans that they're delusional thinking it will ever happen
Is Tatis even good?
>>152161722even without PEDs, he's a consistent 20/20+ season hitter with potential to be even higher with great defense. At the rate he's going he'll likely have close to 400 HR and 500+ stolen bases while likely getting a few more gold gloves along the way too.
>>152161722certified bust
>>152161582>Orioles To Hire Mike Shildt In Player Development RoleWhat did they mean by this
the poodres buck broke shildt
>>152161858he's being groomed to be their double A manager
>>152161858It means the Orioles are going to have their top prospects be "guys Mike Shildt likes" rather than guys that are actually good lol
>>152161722He's ok, but he's extremely overrated because the Padres have always sucked. Same reason Tony Gwynn is the most overrated baseball player that ever lived.
>>152161897>Tony Gwynn is the most overrated baseball player that ever lived.hold me back lads
>>152161722He's really good, but as soon as he got success, he got really lazy like the rest of the Domician Republic
>>152161940He was a glorified slap hitter that never accomplished anything.
>>152161940>Poodres made that their hero is being called out Haha
>>152162052>madeyou lost
>>152162052posted from your cricket wireless
>>152160928Any answer other than 6 is retarded
We need The Craver
Are any of you here women in baseball cravers?
Remember to thank Decoy tomorrow
So my Jays signed Dylan Cease
>>152162420why, the mlb doesnt consider him a champion>>152158486
Right-hander Dylan Cease and the Toronto Blue Jays are in agreement on a seven-year, $210 million contract, pending a physical, sources tell ESPN. The defending American League champions get one of the best arms on the free agent market.-t. Peff
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>152162472Tell me about Cease
He's your problem now Toronto! Looking forward to the "b-but he strikes a lot of people out" comments lol
>>152162438you sure about that?also...>the major league baseball oof madone
>>152162485It's a retarded overpay(not 2hudadspie btw)
>>152162500Tell me about Cease
HE STRIKES THEM OUT THO
>>152162472$210m. Yikes
>check twitter>"Cease" "Blue Jays" and "Overpay" are all trendingLOL
>>152162472Holy shit, the Blue Jays really want to win the World Series.
>>152162501ah, they like him as a champ but dont dare showcase him against the humans who actually won itmakes sense
>>152162512He's a bit of a headcase. Dude is legit autistic and when the game isn't going his way, he very clearly gets tilted and will get even worse. But he strikes them out tho. He likes cats, so maybe if the Jays let him calm down with some funny cat videos between innings, he'll be better.
Framber on a 5 year deal would have been significantly better. NO FUCKING WAY am I signing that mental midget when I could have gotten him for way less
dylan sneedse
>they paid Dylan Cease!
Why are the Jays so retarded?
>>152162574please be patient
Max Fried signed to the Yankees for 8 years @ 218M as an ACE pitcher Are you telling me Dylan Cease is a Max Fried caliber pitcher? LMAO. His agent is an absolute fucking legend.
>>152162542Thanks pal
Cease had all of the paddies postseason wins this year...
>>152162600everytime you see a wild deal you just know it was scott boras the legend
>>152162470>>152162472BLOW JEETS KEKcan't wait to light his ass up next year in Toronto
>>152162600>ace pitcher
>>152162485It's his slider cutter combo. Has good support from other pitches like the curve and 2seam as well. Low on the plate they are elite pitches. His command issues will be the reason he's either great or out of the league in 2 years. He's very much like Assad, with exceptional horizontal movement on the plate except aside from having a wicked two seamer he has a solid running 4-seamer at 96-98.
>>152162635For all of you saying, “they needed a lefty” you don’t go and just get a lefty for the sake of it… you want one with a track record of getting lefty’s out at least… that isn’t really the case here, that’s why I say he needs to work on his slider…
>>152160699
>>152162537there are a few people missing from that graphic that should probably be there
Risky overpay, who says no?
>>152162635>he has a solid running 4-seamer at 96-98AI generated slop, his 4 seam has barely any run
>>152162239
Top Remaining Free Agents (From MLBTR's Top 50 FAs):1. Kyle Tucker2. Bo Bichette>3. Dylan Cease - TOR $210M / 3yrs4. Munetaka Murakami5. Alex Bregman6. Framber Valdez7. Tatsuya Imai8. Cody Bellinger9. Kyle Schwarber10. Ranger Suarez11. Pete Alonso>12. Josh Naylor - SEA $92.5M / 5yrs13. Edwin Diaz14. Michael King15. Zac Gallen16. Devin Williams>17. Brandon Woodruff - MIL $22.05M / 1yr>18. Trent Grisham - NYY $22.05M / 1yr19. Kazuma Okamoto20. Eugenio Suarez21. Robert Suarez>22. Shota Imanaga - CHC $22.05M / 1yr23. Jorge Polanco24. Chris Bassitt25. Merrill Kelly26. Brad Keller27. Lucas Giolito28. Ha-Seong Kim29. J.T. Realmuto30. Ryan O'Hearn31. Harrison Bader>32. Raisel Iglesias - ATL $16M / 1yr33. Nick Martinez34. Luis Arraez35. Zack Littell36. Ryan Helsley>37. Gleyber Torres - DET $22.05M / 1yr38. Justin Verlander39. Cody Ponce40. Kyle Finnegan41. Luke Weaver42. Tyler Rogers43. Seranthony Dominguez44. Pete Fairbanks45. Gregory Soto46. Emilio Pagan47. Tyler Mahle48. Max Scherzer49. Victor Caratini50. Willi Castro
>>152162658>people>references a dog
blow gays kek
>>152162694Cubbies want Breggy
dylan, you son of a bitch
>>152162694It's a 7 year deal for Cease.
>>152162635I thought Cease threw 100 mph?
>>152162635Thanks pal
>>152162723
>>152162694>3. Dylan Cease - TOR $210M / 3yrsCease getting Ohtani money. The Blue Jays must be desperate!
>>152162724Oops, how did I type 3 instead of 7? Will fix next time.
>blowgays paid for this
>checkbook bluejays>humble SoCal farmers Doyers
Top Remaining Free Agents (From MLBTR's Top 50 FAs):1. Kyle Tucker2. Bo Bichette>3. Dylan Cease - TOR $210M / 7yrs4. Munetaka Murakami5. Alex Bregman6. Framber Valdez7. Tatsuya Imai8. Cody Bellinger9. Kyle Schwarber10. Ranger Suarez11. Pete Alonso>12. Josh Naylor - SEA $92.5M / 5yrs13. Edwin Diaz14. Michael King15. Zac Gallen16. Devin Williams>17. Brandon Woodruff - MIL $22.05M / 1yr>18. Trent Grisham - NYY $22.05M / 1yr19. Kazuma Okamoto20. Eugenio Suarez21. Robert Suarez>22. Shota Imanaga - CHC $22.05M / 1yr23. Jorge Polanco24. Chris Bassitt25. Merrill Kelly26. Brad Keller27. Lucas Giolito28. Ha-Seong Kim29. J.T. Realmuto30. Ryan O'Hearn31. Harrison Bader>32. Raisel Iglesias - ATL $16M / 1yr33. Nick Martinez34. Luis Arraez35. Zack Littell36. Ryan Helsley>37. Gleyber Torres - DET $22.05M / 1yr38. Justin Verlander39. Cody Ponce40. Kyle Finnegan41. Luke Weaver42. Tyler Rogers43. Seranthony Dominguez44. Pete Fairbanks45. Gregory Soto46. Emilio Pagan47. Tyler Mahle48. Max Scherzer49. Victor Caratini50. Willi CastroFixed the years lol.
Stop making these insane offers I want to keep my rotation.
>>152162765Check out his strikeouts per 9.
he's coming home
>be Angels-tier with laughable team salary but overpay one guy by a lot to crank it up to the middle so you can point at that and say you're trying>all of a sudden decide you actually WILL try to compete, buy a shitloads of good players and "win the offseason" for the bulk of a decade>spend so much that you actually can't afford it and have to take out a loan>never do anything and now those guys are all old and busted, the roid fumes have run out or they're signing elsewhere>in that time you never made a WS, but the DIAMONDBACKS fucking did>in that time you never won the NL West once, but a projected 60 win Giants didadios daddios
>>152162765>>152162790Actually do this and compare him with logan gilbert this year please.
>>152162472holy shit based retard jays
>>152162775our mom and popgers :)
what do good pitchers get? $1B?
>>152162795hey arizona WON that one time
>>152162915seeeing yamamoto, probably around 350 million+ now
Hah Jays overpaid for Cease, I always had a hunch he would be a Jays. But for 7 years? Better hope he brings a chippy to Toronto.
toronto with a HARD T at the end
friendly reminder: the jays are the 2025 AL champions and you will treat them with the respect a champion deserves.
What happens to your team when you're paying Skubal $60 million a year and there's a salary cap?
>>152162969i make fun of them, but i know they'll be good again. fucking SD and mets might be good again too. we gotta take 'em out
ERA IS AN OUTDATED METRIC CHUD! JUDGE HIM BY HIS FIP!!!!!!
>>152162998Just waiting for a new owner to buy us. Our starting rotation is fucking putrid dooodoo dog shit. I can tell you, Waldron, Brito, Sears and 40 year old Yu ain't gonna take us to the promise land. They need power hitters. Bullpen is fine, maybe try to move or eat Matsui contract....? I think they should just keep Miller as our closer.
>>152162998>>152163043>TAKE 'EM OUT
Let me check Baseball Savant...
>>152163015i use expected eye test+ (weighted)
>you now remember ronnie belliard
rockies
>>152163090hey bro, i kept the thread warm for you
>>152162969Keep overypaying for shitters my M's can hit.
>>152163089>>152163090rockies legend
What is the point of the Rockies?
I always had a feeling that teams would ‘overpay’ for Cease, but man 7 years overshot it. I wonder which other teams went toe to toe with Toronto. But I get it, teams just pay for Ks. It’s the most predictable, reliable way to prevent runs and being able to miss bats with spin is something that ages better than nearly anything else. He has also had some bad BABIP luck>BABIP was on the high side for the second year in the last three, as he continued his pattern of alternating between great and terrible BABIP seasons, but ZiPS doesn’t see anything worrisome in his hit data, and like Steamer (.290 projected 2026 BABIP), sees him settling in the middle.Lance talks about changeup development with Cease here and a kick change makes sense for him, it's possibly worth a shot given the fastball efficiency and arm action, which would make him much better against LHB>xFIP vs lefties: 4.14>xFIP vs righties 3.03https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L80AmUWfVIs
tick tock, boy genius, get some starters before they're all gone
>>152163134passive income for their owner
>>152163134Snowb all
>>152163143>boy geniusI love them
>blow gays think they're going to replicate their miracle season and put up those offensive numbers againo kek
>Clayton Kershaw >signs a 215M 7 year extension with the dodgers in 2014 ($294,978,372 after inflation)>has 2 cy youngs >this values Dylan Cease at 71.4% of Kershaw's original contractit just keeps getting worse
Who will be more embarrassing next year, Jays or Dads?
>>152163283nobody expects anything from the poodres so the jays lose by default
no... NO!!!
>>152163283Well jays overpaid Cease, so expect him to walk . 200 hitters and go at least 4 innings.
everyone shopping for a bat and a starter is fucked
imagine paying that much for Cease kek
>>152163394Doesn't this mess up everything?
>>152163410no... NO!!!
>>152163283Jays, easy.Dads will be the first round exit they always are. Jays are coming off reaching game 7 of the WS and have now thrown 200 milly at a single guy to address what was their biggest weakness in the series, so anything less than winning it will be a disappointment. And odds are they'll get nowhere close to the WS because baseball
Wooooords cant bring me down
now that the jays have joined cease he'll become crap and overpaid
>>152162420>>152162501>>152162658kys
>>152162779Cease just basically fucked the market hard so players like Suarez and the nip pitchers are going to want over 150 plus million now
>>152163436>to address what was their biggest weakness in the serieswhat?the jays had no problem throwing Ks
Gausman and Yesavage will teach Cease the splitter and he will be unstoppable. #GoJaysGo
Fuck those el doyerpacos
I am poodrepaco
man i love the dodgers so much
>>152163465autistic poodrepaco seething and buckbroken by a dog KEK
>>152163483All they need to do is to teach him not to be a mental midget
>Cease's contract includes deferralsif you can't beat 'em....
blue jays and Cease are ruining the game
>Rockies are interested in Arraezthey're either getting a .400 season or a shockingly bad .200 one if they sign him, no in between
>>152163580arraez is like the perfect player for coors
There is no way Soto is 27 right? He looks at least 30. Or maybe I'm face blind, I don't know.
>>152163580it's definitely gonna be .400
>It's not 3 years it's 7 years 210mJays aren't done....
>>152163633> dr birth certificatelmao
winky spotted
>>152162756>Cease career slashes 375/375/500/875He's practically Ohtani with a little less power
>>152163633He's a 30 year old DH.
Jomboy. Jomboy!
cease fleeced the jays
There's no way Edwin Diaz also gets $30 million a year, right?
How is Blake Treinen still a a Dodger.
Imai is next to the Jays, he will defeat Ohtani and Yamamoto and bring glory to the Six
>>152163788doubtful but insane shit happens
>>152163808>Baseball has advanced from "everyone tries to get the Cuban refugee that just escaped from Cuba" to "everyone tries to get the Japanese player that just got posted"Amazing watching history being made.
>>152163633it's what high test looks like
>>152163750shohei's aav is more like 45m due to deferralscease also has deferals
Imai is getting a huge payday
>>152163991It's crazy. Imagine if he also gets $30 million a year.
>>152164016high K rate. 27 years old. favorably being comped to Yamamoto. spenders got the fomo bug. with the market as crazy as it is he's in a really good spot.
>>152160699>>152162650*
>>152163523imagine being this dog fucker loser kek
>>152163938CAN HE BE SAVED, /MLB/!?
>>152164142imagine seeing a dog and your seethe combined with your autism compels you to reply to it every time with the same post KEK
>>152164175but I dont reply every time, but you do you flaming homo lmao
decoy posters won
decuck posters lost
>>152164220like clockwork you do KEK
kek
Age:Kyle Tucker – 28Bo Bichette – 27Dylan Cease – 29Munetaka Murakami – 25Alex Bregman – 31Framber Valdez – 31Tatsuya Imai – 31Cody Bellinger – 29Kyle Schwarber – 32Ranger Suárez – 29Pete Alonso – 30Josh Naylor – 27Edwin Díaz – 31Michael King – 29Zac Gallen – 29Devin Williams – 30Brandon Woodruff – 32Trent Grisham – 28Kazuma Okamoto – 29Eugenio Suárez – 33Robert Suarez – 34Shota Imanaga – 31Jorge Polanco – 31Chris Bassitt – 36Merrill Kelly – 36Brad Keller – 29Lucas Giolito – 30Ha-Seong Kim – 29J.T. Realmuto – 34Ryan O’Hearn – 32Harrison Bader – 30Raisel Iglesias – 35Nick Martinez – 34Luis Arraez – 27Zack Littell – 29Ryan Helsley – 30Gleyber Torres – 28Justin Verlander – 42Cody Ponce – 31Kyle Finnegan – 33Luke Weaver – 31Tyler Rogers – 34Seranthony Domínguez – 30Pete Fairbanks – 31Gregory Soto – 30Emilio Pagán – 33Tyler Mahle – 30Max Scherzer – 40Víctor Caratini – 31Willi Castro – 27
I know Murakami's fatass want to join the doyers for the doyers dogs
>>152164278huh, thought Imai was 27. wonder where I got that from.
>>152164369Holy shit the Jays got Skenes!
>>152163750Cappies! Our response?
>>152162679Based retard
>>152163633He’s just a kid
>>152164365Chatgpt is so fucking shit. I gave it simple command and all it had to do is plagerize the birthdays of Wikipedia. Ai is the future my ass.
>>152164538well hey, at least it doesn't demand as much power as a small nation
>blue jays reddit excited about Dylan CeaseThose poor dumb bastards…
>>152164569We are so fucked aren’t we
>>152164569depressingly and a bit unfairly, that's all I think about whenever I see slop posted here
>>152164640>unfairlynot unfair at all. we had chatbots just as smart on AIM in 2001, this scam is unfuckingbelievable to me
>Make me an Angel >that flys from Montgomery >Make me a poster >of and old rodeo >Just give me one thing >that I can hold on to >To believe in this living is just a hard way to go
>>152164705I thought he was gonna be a lock for the HoF
im a lock for the /mlb/ hof
lock this bussy
>>152164753Are you a spie? If so which one?
Why don't pitchers just throw a good pitch every single time?
>>152164865Why would you do that if you can get $200 mil for throwing like shit?
>>152164865>muh gotta get them to swing!
>>152164753Yea idk about that, kid.
Dodgers should target Bichette for 3rd base
>>152164753I hate to break it to you but you really don't.
I would secretly train 9 minor leaguers in the luis arraez style of hitting and deploy them against Cease's first start in order to test his mental fortitude. If he can successfully strike out 3 of them, he earns his contract, if not, I release the footage and humiliate him, thereby tanking his value to league minimum.
>>152165039pls vote for me sir
>Of the 10 qualified starters with the best swing-and-miss rates in baseball in 2025, Cease had the worst walk rate and second-worst xwOBACONA good changeup will fix this. Trust the process
>>152165090aint no gravecan hold my body down
>>152165035i know
>>152165086just develop a new pitch you previously haven't been able to do bro?
>>152165131ya
>>152165086all according to keikaku
xwOBACON
>>152165181sounds yummy ;-]
>Jays paying Cease for 7 yearsWasn't expecting that
>>152165131He’s never really tried to develop a good changeup. The one he’s thrown over the years is just a troll pitch he throws for funIgnoring that, yes, that’s what pitching labs do. Even if what you were saying were true, there have been plenty of cases where an organization didn’t teach a player the right grip or the proper throwing motion
>>152165204and there are more cases of guys trying to develop a pitch their entire careers and never being able to beyond the occasional show me pitch in an mlb game. it's not an easy "problem solved" situation like you're implying.
>>152165251You're putting words out of my mouth, or implying things that I haven't mentioned. I never said it was going to be easy. He will also need to work on things like deception so it pairs well with his fastball. Throwing it in good locations, throwing it on the right count, etc. It's just worth a shot given the fastball efficiency, which is similar to that of Woo.
dylan cease? more like dylan fleeced the jays
>>152165333haha
>xwOBACON
>>152165367Not gonna read this. Canada is much, MUCH whiter than the US. California especially
>>152165323I'm not trying to give you a hard time, but I feel like you think it's a more likely outcome than I would be banking on. >It's just worth a shotthis gets to what I meant. everyone is constantly experimenting and tinkering to come up with something new to add to their repertoire and it usually doesn't work out. I think we fundamentally agree about what could and should be done.
>>152165367>holding on to these posts since the first of November >making a super-edit of all of them >actually posting it, on the day before thanksgiving even
>>152165389that's been posted since game 7 happened
WOBACONS, ROLLOUT!
Which teams got dat BBC?!
>>152159249they tried to and they just started eating the baseballs
For me it's pie rats and white sux. Relationship with rockies is over
>>152156233Why are the Phillies retaining their entire coaching staff after a 4th straight playoff collapse?
>>152165545>whiterats
>>152165545Based sadist
rockies got some momentum
that funky muncy
rock ‘em sock ‘em rockies
>>152165557Go White Sox? Go Pirates? Whiterats?
>>152165660>piesox
keep it calm
>>152165572that would feel so good to sit on, bros...
>>152165689huh?
mods are asleep post grindcore
there was a local korean rapper named MIC CEASE and he used to rock brown SD gear with no name on the back in the early-mid 2010s. he knew dylan cease was coming. he knee everything
>>152165750Powerviolence gennyhttps://vocaroo.com/1akMuv4z2pgj
>>152165817>corean rappersFor me, it's HAON
>>1521658442006?
>>152165660Ratsox
>>152165090mental illness
>chicharon con carne at carnivals Perfect perfect carnivore diet, even without the meat. Now i have huge chunks to snack on. Now.... How about dem ownerless Chadres!
>>152164617Cease butterfly effect the Dodgers becoming dynasty all because he threw a Fastball up to Ohtani. We wouldn't be in this time line if he didn't do that. Sadly. Yes, overpay the pitcher that Jumpstarted the doyers dynasty lol
Would you engage and trust Recker’s wife to be your Disney travel specialist?
he completely spilled his spaghetti last time he faced the doyers. I was at the game, he walked the first 3 batters he faced.
It’s an open secret around Chicago that Dylan Cease doesn’t care about winning, he just wanted the bag. He’s not a baseball junkie, he’s a frisbee golf player. He thinks baseball is just a job
dead genny
lol
>>152166147Maybe the pressure was too much trying to get a good contract and now he'll pitch well knowing he has his bag
>>152166147LMAO CEASE BASED FRISBEER
>>152166147
>>152166010>>152166042When's Tatis?
>>152166169dead yourself bitch
>feed is filled with videos like thiskekhttps://x.com/DevineGospel/status/1993840802095943909
>>152166261that guy is retarded. Not gonna watch the video but in no world is Cease worth only 120/5. I feel like people haven't been paying attention to what these top pitchers are getting recently.
>>152166279we should all be gm's
Dylan Cease is 6th WAR for all of baseball over the last 3 years. He's a workhorse that has down ballot cy young potential. Maybe 210/7 is an overpay, probably, but he's still a really good valuable pitcher
>>152166311>WARlmaolmfao
cease didn't win da WS with da padres so he's a bum!
>>152166300Cane’s
>>152166279>top pitchersYea, top pitchers. They gave Dylan Cease Max Fried money, ACE MONEY. Framber Valdez on a similarly high AAV deal for 5 years would have been a way better option, and he's a proven pitcher with consistency unlike Cease. >but...but Dylan is a workhorse!Framber started 31, 31, 28, 31 in his past 4 seasons. Cease didn't deserve more than 150M.
>>152166320I actually am the GM of a Canes ama
>>152166314WAR is easy so I don't have to list other stats1st in SO8th in IP10th in K%>>152166338Valdez is a ugly mutt who the fuck would want him
>>152166341What's Cane's, precious? What's Cane's?
>>152166341Link please.Cane’s
>>152166311am I missing something?
teams value players that don't get injured? who the fuck knew that
>>152166358Yeah there's a lot of variance in Cease season to season because he strikes out a lot of people and walks a bit too many. He's finished top 5 in cy young voting two times over the last 4 years. There are years when he's an ace, and there are years when he's just slightly above average
Who
>>152166360regular season workhorses need some lovin' too
wins above regaycement
Surely the Padres will be a lot better next year now that they’ve gotten rid of Cease and King and Darvish (who is old and bad) is out for the year
>>152166387all things being equal in a fairy tale vacuum, of the old fucks of Scherzer, Verlander and Yu I'd want Yu.
Dylan Cease has a higher AAV than:Yamamoto CrochetGlasnowFriedRodon
>>152166408not my problem
Dylan Cease only has two good seasons in his career and only has two decent pitches. Makes no sense to me.
stumbled upon thismumbai cobras vs. arabia wolves game 4 highlights https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCcN6bFA6M4
>>152166408>largest contract for a pitcher, ever>probably the best contract in baseball>80 IP a year>similar contract to cease, one year older>lol
cease got a big contract...you know what else is big...lol..;
aaron judge
they should have just signed Tatsuya Imai. He's the best pitcher on the market according to very smart people in the industry. Maybe they will. But there is value in never getting hurt I suppose
>watch a womans baseball tournament>immediately see someone get umpedKEK
>>152166499reminds me of Greinke on the mound
my team should have jumped the market and signed Michael King. I knew this was going to happen I bet the Mets are in his ear already fucking up the plan
>>152166513it's funny how everyone knows what their team should do as if there are no other teams trying to do the same thing at the same time.
Chad vs Virgin
the virgin vaxxer v. the chad felcher
>>152166522if you are a winner you make moves, kid. give me the keys and I would have gotten it done before the turkey is even out of the oven..
the astros wanted cease badly and they got cucked
>>152166535I do feel like the ones who act first seem to look better by the end of free agency. ofc, you need guys who want to sign early.
>>152166547that was my point, it almost always shakes out that way. And I think King is the most likely to sign a high AAV short term deal which is all my team is willing to give out
doyers MINDFUCKED cease.
>>152166223I wouldn't be surprised if Tatis Jr got traded. They fooled me with Soto trade... Now it's only the matter of time til Manfraud snuff out San Diego all because Sielder made a fool out of him. Take bogey and Cronenworth, Machado If you guys going for Tatis jr.....
>>152166602forgot pic
the Crochet extension is so fucking insane why did he sign it
>>152166602Ohtani mindfucked mlb. Cease was paying it forward by serving up a meatball for Ohtani because he knew he was also going to get paid in fa.
>>152166620immediate security. hindsight is a helluva drug.
I wouldn't know what to do with 170M, I'd have signed too.
I feel like if he finishes with a season similar to his last two Skubal is going to be the first $400m which is just insane to think about
>>152166675he's already 29what does that contract even look like?8 years at 50m? I dont buy it
The deal the Dodgers signed Snell to last year seems like a steal now compared to what Cease got.
which /mlb/ team does this frog support?
Skenes will get $500m. It will just come down to if he would rather play for the Dodgers, Yankees, or Mets since no one else will afford him.
cease fucked the pitcher markettop dogs are going to get ridiculous contracts now
>>152166756I doubt the dodgers are in on any future big FA pitcher the next few yearsthey have the rotation they wantunless the pitcher wants to defer some money...
He really is the best sports agent of all time. Should Boras go in the Hall of Fame?
>>152166776he should write a book about what he did and serve as special advisor to the director that adapts the film versionhe could really prove his genius that way
>>152166709Idk man I just don’t see a world in which he at the very least isn’t eclipsing Yamamoto’s deal, at least if that’s something he cares about.
>>152166771They would make a move for Skubal or Skenes if they have the opportunity. Those would be the only ones that could really upgrade their rotation.
>>152166782yamamoto was the best pitcher in japan for years before he signed his dealhe's also two years younger than skubal and he signed that deal before skubal had his breakout seasonit's not possible to compare their potential FA situations
>>152166797You have no idea what you’re talking about. That’s literally how these things work. Sit this one out paco mutt
Urg...Hrrk...
Player contracts exist in a vacuum because of NIPPON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m sure the NPV of Ohtani’s contract just *barely* eclipsing Trouts, which was the largest contract at the time, was completely random
>>152166797>line goes le downbased retard
>>152166797> yamamoto was the best pitcher in japan for years before he signed his dealWho gives a fuck you fucking paco mutt retard? Skubal is the best pitcher in the world
>>152166815kek...>>152166810KEK!!!
Come home Skubs
>>152166843faginers!
>>152166843Who’s this handsome twink
Yams got 'em malding again
>>152166941Do you weeaboopacos even know what words mean? Yams might even be the best pitcher in baseball, but you tell that to Tarok Skoobydo while you’re trying to sign him. Especially if he has another cy young type season.
Skenes > Yams > Skubal
recker had a point!
show us on the doll where Yams hurt you, anon.
ungh...ugh...
>>152166966YAMS IS THE GOAT
Yams on the mound
>>152167012r/ing losing is not an option sopranos bro
imagine seething and lashing out at strangers before Thanksgiving
I’m hungry…not for food…kke…
looks like everyone thinks we got ripped offi have no idea
I need to be bent over and filled up...
>>152167073one day, we might knowmaybe soon
>>152167077Baste Turkey
beautiful women owe me sex
>>152167136Bend over sissyboy
>>152167160no...NO!!!
>>152167196I’m literally a girl tho
>>152166754That frog is a bandwagoning idiot. His l "opinions" (if you call it that) do not matter since he is so uninformed and you can tell he's a newfag by his constant insistent on using peepee for every post.
>>152167309alright come on, gm at this hour is getting ridiculous!
>>152166223>>152166614Even Ken Rosenthal, despite hating the Padres, says Yankees and Mets fans are delusional for hoping it will happen
>>152167309You got sta be kiddin me!
>>152167309oh come on… COME ON!!
>>152166629KEK CEASE ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSESthe ultimate one that cost them the whole series when things were looking good
>it costs $210m to convince a middling pitcher to live in canada
based muncyposter
>>152167393what is the problem here?
>Poodres to have no starting pitching next seasonEveryday will be a bullpen game for them. BAU BAU!
skubal is a faggot that can't go more than six innings against a lineup with a pulse
>>152168377comedy central merchant
>dodgers dodging world series>blue jays going to world series will cease
>>152155920
>>152168252kys
>>152168252>Poodres to have no starting pitching next seasonMusgrove, Pivetta
gm mariners nation and happy thanksgiving
Urk!
How did baseball survive for 150 years without robo-umps?
The Yankees are broke!
Happy Thanksgiving azzfuckas
Happy thanksgiving :)
i celebrate privately.
>>152169250why does Arte say the Angels are broke while being the 7th richest owner in the second biggest market.
Ngh... Stuff me!
I'm a little braves fan short and stoutbend me over and fill me up
Hrrk
Gluk,,,!
>>152169333I could go for apoundin
I thought Ohtani being able to make a two way player career work would've led to more guys attempting it. But I guess not.
>>152169350Which guy in particular inspired you to go both ways?
>Give me $150 million.
>>152169350Skenes could do it but he's scared.
>>152169362>aight
the cease contract is just the same one scherzer got more than 10 years ago
>>152169250Jesus new yawk even /our/ fake billionaih is worth double yours.
>>152169362Munoz will cost $7 mil this year.
>>152169250>400m payroll>Somehow snuck into the playoffs
The bearieposter was unhinged...
Happy thanksgiving to everyone other than doyerpacos, please stop posting and leave us alone no one likes you
>>152168252>he doesn't know about Tucker Musgrove and Kruz Schoolcraftoh buddy, you have no ball knowledge!
>>152169624will they turn miller back into a starter?
>>152169250is it weird that a billion doesn't seem like a lot of money for a sports team owner have? especially with trillionaires popping up
>>152169712nobody is a trillionaire, but yes it does seem strange anyone with "just" a billion dollars can afford a major sports franchise instead of like a soccer team in spain or something
Nu em tho
O you can kek seeth now
>>152169285He is very stupid. Anyone else would be killing it in his position.
Tastefully early nu >>152169876>>152169876
You do still have to finish this thread tho
Finish it I says.
O kekkem
This one's on me
I must be kekked...
Urk-em tho
its almost December and they still seethin over my jaysies
>Phillies in hot pursuit of bringing back Schwarber and Realmuto. Cody Bellinger they're also lurking onLillies continue to be continue to be lolcows by not only already being lolcows, but becoming the oldest lolcows in the league.
>>152171591Their offer heard got leaked for Schwarber which they offered 210 million dollars for 7 years. He declined.
>>152171639>He declined.This means he's taking a roughly equivalent deal with the Reds, right?
