US Olympics Jersey Edition>>152152130
Literally what was he thinking?
what are we snacking on for tonights games?
>Blacking your own national colorsWas it a humiliation ritual?
>>152156786>We made it to the finals twice, surely we can do it again if we run it back!I don't think he's as bright as people assume he is.
>>152156798Have you seen the house he lives in or how he dresses? He’s retarded
>>152156795Left has no excuse to exist
>>152156777Why are the Americans ripping off our rags?
>>152156786>happy wife happy life
>>152156794Probably leftover pizza
>>152156786He’s a retard
>Reddit: The Team Canada jersey
just go with the hockey canada logo for fucks sake
KWAB
Is it going to like that year about a decade ago where no Canadian teams made the playoffs?
>>152156864Hopefully
>>152156786Either face the angry mob or die with Edmonton.
>Matthews back tonight>Brady Tkachuk back FridayGreat script Gary
>>152156854That would be as lame as the USA jerseys
>>152156871Matty Tkachuk wore a turkey hat on the podcast :)
Where does Quinn Hughes get traded?>Hard mode: No New Jersey
>>152156881Jew york rags
/hoc/ is a deadbeat uncle general
>>152156872it would create a lot of buzz though
>>152156881Boston
>>152156881Long Peninsula
it's just a game :)
I hope Canada does put Wedgewood out there. Robertson will fucking cave him.
>>152156967>WedgewoodI would have named him Putter
>>152156921>islanders trading for another LHDwrong canucks player if anything
>>152156946I want to be a hockey dad :)
There is no savior goalie, soilers are best off tanking like laffs.
>>152156982we give our children Biblical names here
>>152156967did china make the olympics?
>>152157013Instead of going for a goalie, why didn't the Oilers just get a better group of defensemen and fix their bottom six? Losing Foegele, Broberg, Holloway and even Ryan is why the Oilers look like ass. Their depth is horrific
>>152157016That’s what I did. It’s honestly so funny in my son’s kindergarten class virtually all the names sound like child mine workers from the late 1800s. Idk what was going on in 2019 but we were all on the same wavelength apparently.
>>152157034who was available in the offseason?
>>152157034They needed the money to give Walman a 7x7 and Frederic a 4x8
>>152157051I dunno, maybe don't fucking do what >>152157061 said? Edmonton was getting their shit kicked in by guys like AJ Greer. They couldn't find a decent replacement? They really looked at Jake Walman and went "Hmmm, he really needs 7M a year because he plays power play minutes, just like Nurse and Bouchard!"
hocky
>>152157032He’s Scots-Filipino so sorry but unfortunately you cannot claim him as one of your own.
>>152157080figuring out what they did wrong is just using hindsightevery team wants to improve their d and bottom 6 but there are not the bodies aroundmost because gary had thinned the talent pool too much with expansion
>>152157106or the Oilers have to navigate around a salary cap that fucks over canada and they've fucked themselves from Ken Holland.
>>152157034Not to mention Kane and Perry were their greasy gritty players and it’s now pretty obvious that that’s lacking on the team.
>>152157013Who is the third goalie after Skinner and Pickard?
>>152157118salary cap is irrelevant if the talent doesnt physically exist
otter
>>152157129A 41 year old zamboni driver who works for them
>>152157129Connor Ingram. Take a guess how bad he is in Bakersfield. >>152157137If guys like AJ Greer and Jesper Boqvist can be useful players, then the talent pool argument is garbage. Good teams can find players who seldom have a role. Bad teams make the talent excuse like Edmonton.
>>152157061>Walman a 7x7What, Walmansteinbergen isn't fitting in again?
>>152157144He’s gonna be the starter btw
thanks Gary, after that shit performance of a game yesterday you stacked the lineup for tonight.
>>152157158>Good teams can find players who seldom have a role.panthers got good by skimming top talent from canadian franchisesavs and lightning develop most talent interallythe only successful team developing from outside is the knights and they are gary's special child
>>152157166Based on how he’s playing, he’ll be watching from home
>>152157137Not to post like that one Swede but very few NHL bottom sixers are obvious standouts from a talent perspective. The Edmonton Oilers hired the coach from one of the worst AHL organizations because he's Connor McDavid's friend
>>152157061Also Leon and Bouchard's huge raises. But at least McDavid took a discount lmfao
GO LEAFS GO
>>152157184>panthers got good by skimming top talent from canadian franchises>avs and lightning develop most talent interallyTampa bay's best players from their cup runs came from trades with San Jose and Columbus. Florida "skimmed" talent because you can thank Brad Treliving for absolutely underselling Sam Bennett and Matthew Tkachuk, but also Buffalo for flat out handing them Sam Reinhart. and Florida benefitted hard from the coach Q bullshit. if he never gets fired, Florida never goes on this run.
>>1521571884-5 wins in his last five starts and 3rd most wins in the league this year. Plus he’s a proven playoff performer moreso than any of the other options. It’ll be otter and /hoc/ will seethe and cry.
>>152157210>Tampa bay's best players from their cup runs came from trades with San Jose and Columbus.what? kuch, point and hedman were drafted by tampanot even going to bother with the rest if youre gonna be this daft
>>152157144Many will be upset but Joseph Woll is better than Jake Oettinger.
>>152157219vasil was a tampa prospect as well
>>152157217Guess you’re right. Hellebuyck has been exposed as a choker
>>152157158Thanks for the answer. Oilers really have a goalie issue to fix.
>>152157219supporting cast. I don't care about the main players, i'm talking about the guys who came from the outside. if tampa never trades for Goodrow or Coleman, they do not win those cups. If they don't trade for Savard, they don't win 2021.
>>152157210>Tampa bay's best players from their cup runs came from tradesWhat the fuck? They drafted nearly their entire core.
>>152157237Is he still in the psych ward?
>>152156854the IOC doesn't allow it
>>152157245>best players>but not those guys who put up all the points and most minutesyoure all over the place
:)
>>152157237>no goals
Laffs-East and Laffs-West both used that retarded "core" philosophy. How's that working out, retards?
>>152157260That third line was a buzzsaw, entire reason they were so potent.
>>152157334worked great for Laffs-South
>>152157299>his smile and optimism: eternal
>>152157364How's that, Samir?
Sabres are starting to give me hope again. That's not a good sign.
>>152157371gary handed them a cupthem being: mackinnon, rantanen, landeskog and makar
>>152157410Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>152157425Thank you Gary
lets not kid ourselves here. even if russia did play, their D is fucking awful and their best players are wingers. they would place 6th at best in the tournament.
>>152157425those are my snowbelt teams
>>152157433Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>152157437Uh huh> >>1521574361993
the raped bitch has been triggered
>>152157410And he’ll hand MacKinnon a trophy again next summer
>>152157436We'll never, as you faglords banned them.
>>152157461not with that goaltending
>>152157436You’re right but I want to see ovi play in an international tournament
>>152157470Their goaltending has improved a lot since last season
>>152157498the avalanche fell apart last season because of their depth yet again.
>>152157436I don't why people still pretend Russia is some hockey powerhouse.Once the USSR done blowed up and they stopped being able to poach players from like 20 different countries (and got their shit smacked for being juicers) their hockey program fell off the face of the Earth.
>>152157457Dude is not even Canadian. It doesn't mean anything to him.
>>152157542Same will happen to us when we Balkanize
The same fucking rangers-ass jerseys AGAIN? Come on, its the Olympics...
>>152157542They should annex belarus for protas and levshunov
>>152157461Why because you’re peaking in November-December? That’s usually a sign you will not win a cup and that aside Blackwood/Wedgewood won’t hold up very long in the playoffs
Flames are on a hot streak andersson was the first star of the week!
>>152157498a low bar for a team who started the season with a guy now playing on the nhl
>>152157619They're still the second worst preforming team this season, and any chance of them getting into the playoffs is shit and finished. Better hope next year is better.
>>152157649That’s in the past they’re on the upswing now
Put eggnog in my sips this morning
>>152157665Christmas is dying in Canada. No one even puts Christmas lights or decorations up in my neighborhood anymore. My church is dead on Sunday it’s usually just me and my grandma there on Christmas Eve.
>>152157654>No no no, bro. You don't understand. Muh flames are making a comeback. They'll make it to the playoffs. Just you wait.Get off the copium, bro. It's not happening.
>>152157665It’s been 121 hours since my last drink. Look at me go!
>>152157677where do you live that have no decorations?
>>152157677Let me guess, you live in Ontario.
>>152157679it’s happening the west is wide open.
>>152157677That’s sad. There are plenty of Christmas lights up already in my neighborhood. I even saw teens visiting Santa at the mall a couple of weeks ago
>>152157677>church
>>152157695what makes you think that?
>>152157705Yes I still go to church. Christianity is making a comeback with gen z anyway.
>>152157713Ontario is the gayest province in all of Canada.
yeah got Chick-fil-A bro's
>>152157684Congrats! I’ll be drunk tomorrow to deal with my family
>>152157726even toronto has a santa claus parade
>>152157698Fucking delusional.
It's up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q_c38W8yj4
If the playoffs started tomorrow >Canes vs Penguins >lightning vs Flyers >Red Wings vs Sennies>Devils vs Islanders In the West>Avalanche vs Mammoth >Stars vs Wild >Kraken vs Kings That’s a pretty decent shakeup from the last few years desu
>>152157729Yum! You better have gotten waffle fries
>>152157436>discount german shitting on the nation that ended their empireno do go on
Kempe - Carlsson - NylanderBratt - Pettersson - RaymondLandeskog - Karlsson - ForsbergEklund - Eriksson Ek - ArvidssonZibanejadDahlin - LarssonHedman - ForslingEkholm - KarlssonAnderssonMarkströmGustavssonWallstedt
>>152157766Oops forgot >Ducks vs Knights
who's trading for Sherwood and why is it Boston?
>>152157772Didn't Wendy's close a shit ton of locations recently?
>>152157766This season so far is extremely weird. I still believe kitties are the favorite once their team recovers
does hockey have a stat like winshares (nba) or war (mlb)?
>>152157796without Barkov?
>>152157803The rat is the new captain
>>152157784Yes. It's apparently apart of their turnaround plan.>These actions will strengthen the system and enable franchisees to invest more capital and resources in their remaining restaurants. Closures of underperforming units are expected to boost sales and profitability at nearby locations.
>>152157830I don't think you understand how important Barkov is
>>152157784Yup. Their quality is shit these days
>>152157835>>152157854KWAB (Kek, Wendy's A Bitch)
>>152157854I still love their spicy chicken sandwiches.
I don't want my habbies to trade for anyone but this kid right here
>>152157854Most fast food chains are garbage these days.
>>152157871Wendy is not the same whore I grew up with......
>>152157881He wants to play with his buddy MacKinnon in Colorado
engstrom debuting cé soir
>>152157885the only spot left to cut coststhis businesses operate with the lowest labour costs possible and highly automated equipmentcant raise prices or else no one will buy so they cut on quality
>>152157914Did they pick unserious pictures on purpose?
>>152157766Prediction - red wings not making the playoffs
>>152157914tavares and scheifele appear unsettled by the presence of the other two
>>152157914I literally can’t name a single jets player besides Hellebuyck
>>152157950the things yanks brag about...
>>152157940>a shit team will not do wellreally goin out on a limb there, baltoid
>>152157950ehlers
>laffs
>Samir mentioned. I'm in (xher bussy).
>>152157971>>152157957These are stale memes
we keep it fresh on /hoc/
>>152157950ConnorSchieffleMorrisseyVilardiPionk
>>152158047Mountains were last seasons gimmick. What’s this seasons fresh new gimmick?
>>152158055lusting for twinks
>>152158028Shitting on >laffs never gets stale.
neither does shitting on baltoids
>>152158063I blame the rise of zoomers
The McDavid era is truly over. I can feel it. Theres too many good younger players that make better poster boys for the NHL. McDavid will go down as one of the best players to never win a cup and that’s all.
>>152158081Sandis Ozolinsh was an offensive defenseman
more like fagvia
>>152158114Now it’s all about celebrini and bedard. McDavid is washed
>>152158026>raped bitch forgot their faggy nameraped bitch
>>152158088Too much plastic in the water
>>152158114>McDavid will go down as one of the best players to never win a cup and that’s all.he'll cup chase long before that happensif brad can win at 35 on a stacked tesmso can connor
>>152158114We must free McDavid from Edmonton before it's too late.
>>152158200he'll feel good winning in the sunbelt like so many others from his generation
>>152158176must have started drinking early again kwarb
>>152158184T levels are declining severely. Every male born after 1995 needs supplements
>>152158129Just like anze kopitar. Except that anze is not a defenseman and not offensive.
>>152158268Turn off your proxy, fag.
>>152158281nmd without his proxies is like corn flakes without the milk
>>152158200He’s already looking at mansions in la
>>152158346nah he'll have a sad old man rangers phase. Might be the same as when we had jagr and all of his weird friends - we can bring in kris knoblauch, evander kane etc
uh oh, ted
>“We have been playing the exact same systems as we did the previous two years,” Knoblauch told reporters. “We’ve talked about things, they’ll work out, things will turn around. It’s gotten to the point where things haven’t turned around. Now that we’re 20-plus games into the season, now we’re starting to alter some things. (On Monday), we adjusted one thing. But it’s hard just because we’ve had so much success. We’ve gone to the Stanley Cup Final twice. We didn’t want to change anything.”
>>152158478>People couldn't have possibly adapted to our system, we went to the cup finals two years in a row! We lost both times showing our system clearly has issues but that's besides the point, two times!
>>152158478Both of their finals runs were luck based
>>152158478Sounds like he’s not a very good coach honestly
Flames play tonight Our Sennies play tonight
> "On tonight's "Hockey Rape in Canaduh", we've got 6 great molestings lined up for you, headlined as usual by laffs who will be the eager recipients of a jackies' asspounding in Columbus. Join us starting at 7pm est for some hard hitting action as only HRIC can bring you."
>>152158478>blown out at home against the avs and stors>we're just suffering from success trust me bro
You know I get that canada is bad at hockeyI know they can't win a cupBut can they atleast win some regular season games? Is that too much to ask of these poor bastards
>>15215851530 teams play tonight
>>152158585Flames and Our Sennies are teams :)
my habbies play in the middle of the night, not befitting of an original six team
>>152158591Those are both very shit teams. Are you trying to win reddit points by cheering for them?
>>152158591>Flames and Our Sennies are teamsSource?
>>152158609>bandwagon advocaterpathetic
>>152158597Tfw knee surgery tomorrow
>>152158633Good luck Latvia!
>>152158626I don't even want to know who you cheer for... yikes
>>152158597They will be CORRECTED tonight.
>>152158597love this gimmick
>>152158576i have stolen the gif you posted
>>152158663You can't just save other people's pictures without asking! This is the internet! Hey! wait come back here!!
>>152158597>10:30 pm does gary even love me anymore?
>>152158639It's a stupid tiktok surrealist meme. I hope you got it.
things aren't going well
Stars and Kraken Kraken and Stars
Our Sennies play tonight! And Brady is back! :D
>>152158868true :)
First time poster. Anyone here think the Wild can beat the Chicago Mentally Bedarded?
>>152158781Do teams still have pride jerseys?
>>152158892never post again
>>152158902Only ones that don't know any better
>>152158902Celebrating being gay is cringe now so no
>>152158851could be worse. could be in Calgary
>>152158927And it's very fitting >laffs are the only team still celebrating that shit.
They’re gonna lose
>>152158916I shall take my leave now.
YOUR top 10 forwards of the 2025 season
8 goals allowed last night?When do they finally say "Hmmmm maybe there is a problem somewhere on our team... hmmmm but I wonder where it is... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP OILERS
>>152159093>2 Avalanche players are in the 10 tenThey're gonna win this years playoffs, aren't they?
>>152158919>>152158927Thank you Russia
>>152159133Nope
>>152159133McDavid and Draisaitl > MacKinnon and NecasRantanen and Robertson > MacKinnon and Necas
>>152159133Necas is an invisible bum in the playoffs
>>152159093rating?
knights play the sens toknight and stoney is back :)
So fucking tired of "advanced stats" dude fucking hate all these "expected" stats fucking bullshit hypotheticals and people treat them like ironclad indicators of performance so fucking stupid, dude.
>>152159093>The gap between Mackinnon and number 2 is larger than the gap between number 2 and a 5'9" geriatric.
>>152159237Go easy on canada they don't have any wins lately
>>152159304neither does my team desu
>>152159237>knocks Stone back on LTIR
>>152159093I'm Jeichelin my shi rn fr
you said my flames suckapologise
>>152159093>two red wingsyeah nice "ratings"
>>152159346Lets take a look at where they are in the standings real quick thenHmmmmmm maybe your flames do suck anon.. THEY'RE STILL ON THE VERY BOTTOM kek you stupid bitch
>>152159133They have pretty good shot
USA jersey is boring as fuckI bought the black Canada jersey and I'll get a Czech or Slovak jersey
dear garyplease drop the pucks on time tonightit is only 11pm and i am feeling sleepy alreadyamen
>>152159450time for you to leave
>>1521594501/10
Can't wait for the rags to get shit stomped by randy
what the fuck do these ratings mean? +9.3? like what the fuck?
>>152159513Take a nap Pekka. I wouldn’t count on Gary
thinking of splurging and getting some luxury christmas tea
>>152159616thinking of telling you to shut the fuck up
>>152159632thinking of not listening to your negativity
>>152159616Buy it as an early Christmas present for yourself :)
>>152159616From who? I buy loose leaf from wholesalers and kind of wonder if luxury tea is anything more than paying for a brand.
>>152159665Are you listening to my words or are you reading them? Tough call when you have autism
>>152159693Fortnum and Mason
>tea instead of coffeethe global "i am not white" indicator
>>152159589midnight naps are a bad newsi think i will just power through this, maybe bake up a pidzer
just took a huge marner
>>152159718Maybe they are just women
don't like coffeesimple as
>>152159093I'll check the scoring leaders thanks
>>152159718it's proper british
>>152159724Enjoy your pidser
>>152159724smart call
>>152159774You um....you eat a lot of pizza.
thinking of splurging and getting some luxury soup
chipotle buy one get one tonight for lonely sad retards only
oilels status?
Does /hoc/ like energy drinks?
chipotle bud one mitch one 2knight for lonely sad retards only
>>152159854yah i chug monstahs every day
>>152159854the caffeine in my dr. pepper is more than enough
>>152159833Gonna get 4 bowls and put 2 1/2 of them in the fridge
>>152159854No i just drink tea like a normal person
How bad do things have to get before someone finally says "thats enough"
>>152159817I wonder what soap the garbage men use, must be good right
You just know that nigga put his pinky up when he drinking that looking like aaaahhhhh fuck wrong with you sksksksk
>>152159892Shouldnt have fired that jew goalie coach
>>152159883>teaWhat are you, gay?
>>152159892cope bowman is getting back a kings random for back to back stanley cup appearing stuart skinner
>>152159913
>>152159833Thanks for the info. I haven’t been there since Jersey day
>>152159854I love Red Bull and Celsius
Drinking a Pepsi right now
Pepsi is for faggots
im enjoying a bowl of neapolitan ice cream
DIDN'T ASK
>>152160036Red Bull is overrated. Monster is where is at.
I drink water and black coffee, as straight men do.
Celsius has hella way too much caffeine
>>152160056>>152160079>>152160095>>152160134All good and relevant posts
I like black coffee and a crisp Marlboro red in the morning. The marners are exquisite.
>>152160134what.... you sound like a massive faggot
isnt is called bepis?
>>152160205That’s the breakfast of champs
>BRO, I'M LIKE THE STRAIGHTEST GUY EVER, YOU KNOW! I DRINK BEER AND FUCK BITCHES! NONE IF YOU ARE AS STAIGHT AS ME! I'M TOTALLY NOT IN THE CLOSET, WHAT SO EVER! NO! I'M 100 PERCENT HETEROSEXUAL!
I'm so bored waiting for puck drops I shaved my beard
Cutter Gauthier should be selected for the Swedish National team and play alongside Leo Carlsson in the Olympics.
>>152160319wasnt he born here or some shit, surely theres a loophole there
dad's going to an assisted care facility. which is nice but he only has enough money for probably 4 or 5 months so wtf are we going to do after that (if he's still alive)
>>152160203You know who else is related to this thread? MY MOM!
>>152160279I shaved my head and I think it was a mistake because now I have a head without a tan while my face is tanned but it's winter out so it's hard to go tan my head
i don't want any beverage discussion when my leafs are playing
I’m gonna watch my hurricanes
>>152160416Gonna watch them shit stomp the rags
>>152160341Yep.
>>152160205underage spotted
>>152160449what kind of name is cutter
>>152160480in just ten years half the league will be hunter, dylan, cutter, gunner and mackenziethanks north america
>>152160131I like their sugar free flavors. I dislike that they discontinued ultra gold
It’s sad how you can draft a player and he can just refuse to play for you. It’s why the nhl will never be taken seriously like other sports that such loopholes exist. You refuse to play for the team that drafted you you shouldn’t be able to play PERIOD. Just another stain on the nhl as a league and more evidence it’s fake man drama like wwe to get typical basedboy can’t skates being like durrrr muh drama player isn’t signing!!!!! Maybe he pick my team!!! As he drinks his onions and cries.
we need more of this, gary
>>152160412>leafs >playingYou mean getting raped, right?
>>152159108>>152159892This question was already asked, and answered.
>>152160683just like a certain rb did by our fearless governor
Brad treliving is not at fault for the leafs. It’s dubass and shananplans fault. It’s like if you hired a new coworker and immediately fire him because his boss and predecessor screwed up.
>>152160675That was so pathetic lol
>>152160739Dubas might have put the team in the situation where their entire core is locked up and shit but Tree Living also lost a piece of that core for nothing.Retards all around.
>>152160717
>>152160346Save your money and don’t put him in the care facility. Get your entire family to take turns looking after him
>>152160739To be fair to Dubas, he got fired because he tried to shake things up but Shanahan wouldn't have it
>>152160794cope he tried to trade marner to the randies but he said no
>>152160823welp, that's all i gotbetter just sit with my thumb up my ass until he decides to walk
>>152160739If Shanaplan hired Treetard, who's kept up the retard show, then he has to go
why doesnt the nhl have different colored surfaces like the nba?
>>152160911You are a disgrace to your country
How do players/teams build strategies against teams/players when they have a new opponent every other day or sometimes the next night?
>>152160842They fired him after last season. He works for the league now alongside Gary
>>152159892>During 2 scoreful plays on Pickard an Oilers defenseman has straight up stolen the goalies stick in the middle of the fucking play
>>152160946Teams have entire coaching staffs for this reason
>>152160979Is this a strategy to secure yet another 1OA pick for Edmonton?
>>152160946they have tablets and shit they watch on the plane
>>152161011My sharkies have their 1st rounder this year
Would you do it?
>>152161019>>152160989Yeah makes sense. Anyways, a final question: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
>>152160962I'm talking about firing Treetard.
>>152160962>Operation "FUBAR the Leafs" is complete. You can come home my child
>>152161025Don't they have to do something for it to count this year? I don't follow arcane trade shenanigans.
>>152161040Didn't they JUST sign bouchard to a massive deal?why not nurse?
>>152161040both teams are total shit
>>152161076Jen
WAGING IS OVER :DDDDNO MORE WORK UNTIL FRIDAY
>>152161025>Get a "low value" first round pick from a team assuming it will be somewhere in the 30s>They completely shit the bed and now the pick is more likely to be in the top 10BLACK.EXCELLENCE.
>>152161040Why would the blues do that
>>152161047he wouldn't, a woodchuck is incapable of chucking wood
>>152161076>laffs
>>152161149Another Grier Masterclass
>>152161149the pick is top 12 protected however
*heem's every in itt*
>>152161168their coach is a bald alcoholic
>>152161185not with that attitude.
>>152161229cope I can deadlift 5pl8
>>152161168horrible team but also too old to trade everything for picks
>>152160979The Oilers system is completely fucked. The defensemen should stay BETWEEN the dots on rush chances, not going towards the boards and the puck carrier.>>152161107>why not nurse?He's McMeme's buddy.
>>152161168binnington is finished guy is making joel hofer look like the st louis blues legend marty brodeur
>mark geology in>broship in actionshaping up to be a good knight desu
>>152161257The plates in question:
Shannon putting out members only vids about his visit to the eye doctor, tf this nigga on about?
>>152160675I felt so much embarrassment for pasta
After tonight, the playoffs are set. Done. Locked. Book it.
>>152161308true
>>152161308Does that mean my newly found gem in braedan bowman is going bye bye?
>>152161332okey dokey
>>152161200Not 2027s.
Nothing obtainable on the Blues roster will save soilers. Soilers are initiating the tank.
>>152161344they would be massively retarded to do that kek but i wouldn't be surprised
>>152161383The rangers are the same thing as the blues, maybe they can trade for mika
there are zero (0) games tomorrow
>>152161444which is stupid. they should have at least one game between canadian teams
>>152161310GODDIM
why does everyone act like the oilers won't just pull another 10 game win streak out their ass and go back to the SCF like always
>>152161327He's probably weary of putting out personal updates to the general public after someone started that rumor that his wife got beat up by a group of jeets on the bus
>>152161468>rumor
oh hello /hoc/!
>>152161444based
>>152161410Mika will not waive his NMC because his wife is a free palestine retard and new york is ground zero for that, especially now with that muslim commie as mayor.
>>152161465The talent in their roster is getting raped by time
>>152161310JEN
>>152161500can't their GM cover that up?
>>152161482Whats with his five hole anyway?
>Oilers Players Vetoed An Attempted Goaltending Move By ManagementJen
>>152161500better by time than by bud imo
>>152161482hi fren. mind if I sit next to you?
>>152161540no way
>>152161496>free palestine>jew york is ground zero
>>152161540it's like they want to miss playoffs
>>152161540no fucking way
>>152161572wild times
Skinner is part of the problem but I don’t see Binnington improving their situation much. I’ll say it again and again McDavid and specifically the combination of McDavid and Draisitl together are toxic. McDavid is a shit ass leader and Drai is a negative petty gay and so together they cultivate an environment where in between periods they sit together and whisper and giggle about other players while staring directly at them like middle school mean girls. It’s never their fault, they tell eachother. A new coach a new goalie same problems every single time because they are the root cause.
>>152161540>playersWhat are they gonna do? stop playing and breach their million dollar contracts?
>>152161540Sizable if factual
>>152161540pls be true
>>152161540just how powerful is stuart skinner
>>152161624
>>152161639against the flames too. ouch.
>>152161639it's true what they say good things happen when you go to the net
>>152161540Corruption is only bad if I am not involved. But if I'm part of that corruption, I'll defend it
>>152161639>puck is flipped in on skinner (anything on their side of the red line is recorded as a high danger scoring chance by the analytics)>the entire building gasps>"SKINNER MAKES THE SAVE">the crowd erupts>under his mask he whispers "no"
>>152161662right out of ryan "i really liked how we played tonight" huskas playbook
laffs and soilers should just swap goalies
>>152161540if it's for binnington that would be a disastrous contract
I read today that Skinner had about the same stats as Georgiev had last season when the Avs traded him away. Georgiev is out of the league now.
>>152161704someone has to pay it.
Dear deadmonton please please please save us
really dont get how some of you retards unironically think the soilers are going to need to go on a 10+ game winning streak to close down a 4 point gap to the ducks over the next 6 months.
>>152161714>same statsGeorgiev has a cup, a covid gary cup, but still a cup.
You can't make this shit up. This guy really has no place being in the NHL but the Edmonton Oilers think he's the answer to winning the Stanley Cup so they keep him.JUST HOW STUPID ARE CANADIANS??
>>152161639>>152161696>>152161726he belongs in the ahl
the state of Edmongolia, shambles
>>152161745imagine if he goes to milan
>>152161734No he fuckin doesnt have a cup
>>152161765thompsonbinnington ???
>>152161733Maybe you're just retarded.
>>152161769yes he does.
>>152161774have you even seen 1 binington game this season hes basically played his way off team canada at this point
>>152161731>Skinner (shit) for Binnington (shit)or>Skinner (shit) for Jarry (shit)Decisions, decisions...
>>152161800Maybe on planet shit brained retard
>>152161800>>152161769oh, wait, that was that other dude.
>>152161804so who's taking his spot?
>>152161815Wedgewood
>>152161810>planet shit brained retardYeah, maybe you should write home and ask them then retard faggot.
>>152161823sadly enough, wedgewood might be the best choice for milan
>>152161814Fuck you moron
>>152161837cry more. cry all night for all i care.
>>152161833Dont get pissed off at me because you made yourself look stupid. Take the L, shut up, and fuck off.
>>152161815thompson is easily the frontrunner likely going to be blackwood as the backup of he is healthy
>>152161852Take my D and shut up and fuck off
>>152161823Who will get caved by Robertson or any of the Dallas Finns.
why is trb bubblin so hard
>>152161849>can'r get basic facts right>gets indignant and acts offended when called out for being wrongYou are whats wrong with /hoc/
>>152161866and that's a good thing.
>>152161804i don't watch the central
>>152161865because actual hockey was being discussed and he had nothing of value to contribute
>>152161860cassidy needs to eat his pride and invite thompson to milan
i went 4/5 in the faceoff circle at beer league, im sorta a big deal
>>152161923Congrats! Bet you were the big man in the locker room
>>152161923a real yanic perreault type
>>152161931speaking of yanic perrault, his son gabe is the latest rags prospect to be over hypes by their fan base and bust spectacularly
This thread needs a fight.
>>152161971let me have a couple beers first
Lmao
>>152161970he's my NA in fantasy right now. Any day now.
>>152162004>canes logonah, that's a bussyhole, you can tell by the blood-red ring around it.
>>152162013He's in the AHL
>>152162004where's sonic?
>>152161971*glasses you with limited edition VB stubbie named Horse*
>>152162027Yes. That's why he is NA.
>>152162004extremely inclusiveof course the jocks of /hoc/ need to mock him
>>152162040I dont know what that means. I've never heard that term.
>>152162050Neat.
>>152162004>dylan>autistic retardKWAB
>>152162044i had a joke but i decided not to tell it out of respect for families who struggle with an autistic child
>>152162066based tolerance
>>152162060I know youre probably autistic or something but that was the part of the conversation where you were supposed to explain what NA means
>>152162061JEN
>>152162044/hoc/ is the jock of /sp/
>>152162102The strap maybe
islanders hockey :P
>>152162115I've considered buying a couple for the gym
here's my predictions for tonight:the randies demolish ragsbuffalol and pongs go to garytimei give it to the jests for this one against the craps won't be an easy regulation win probablyislels and pooins go garytimeted beats the laffs in regulationim going to give it to the shitties but it could go either way really according to the standingsthe lgbtning will probably demolish lamesthe dedthings beat assvilleim giving debbie the victoryideally I would like to give the assves the w but we have lost against the shorks before this season so maybe the shorks is the team that's our black hole so we'll seethe mammaries and hasbs probably go garytimeI give the snes the slight edge over the golden showersand ducks will have canuck sushiand considering how well the stors played last night and how they should have rantenan back, I also think that stors will have calamari tonight
>>152162138read every single line
>>152162088>educate me for freeNo.
>>152162138good post
>>152162088North America
>>152162138>wekwasoftpusy
*scrolls past your giant post*
we're livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlovlywtLU8
>>152162138Read all that......psyche kek
>>152162138>the randies demolish ragsAll i needed to read
>>152162157Have a nice night anon.
*moves the posts**i go to the penalty box for delay of game*
>>152162028>>152162061kek
>>152162209i remember when the fat russian goalie did that in the 2002 wjc gold medal game
>>152162235what about when king hank blew up the net off the its moorings because a strap came off his mask
>gare-bear! yeah it's me!>great great yeah yeah>so im calling you about the retards in the thread
>>152162249here it ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t4pNo_YS4I
On the eve of Thanksgiving what is /hoc/ thankful for? I am thankful to our lord and savior Jesus Christ and our commissioner Gary Bettman for a night of many puck drops.
>>152162254gary left the office early but his interns will take your message
>>152162269a-anon, turkey day was well over a month ago..
>>152162203Already am.
>>152162269There's no games tomorrow
>>152162269I'd be thankful if you fucked off
>>152162209now we're fucked
>>152162249>>152162257totally support this as a former goalie
>>152162286Thank you Gary
>>152162269my team will draft high next year :)
>>152162280Anon, the mutts celebrate Thanksgiving on Nov.
>>152162314they're wrong, then. thanksgiving is in october.
>>152162291my favourite part is the half-shrug when he realized no one gave a fuck that his mask was loose
>>152162269I still have to catch up on celebrating Canadian Halloween
>>152162314Tomorrow is the day Governor John Ratcliffe took advantage of Squanto and his people's hospitality.
which game is shan watching tonight?
>>152162349jets vs caps and then stars vs krak
Someone paid $100 for this
Which game should I watch if I wanna see a team get RAPED?
>>152162349his wife's ass bouncing up and down if front of his face. I know this, because I am too.
>>152162389It was Gary.
I'll give you a bite of my wiener if you give me a sip of your slurpee.
>>152162392im watching the >laffs for this reason
>>152162392canucks @ ducks with my nuckies taking it straight up the pooper
>>152162004LOVE BUSSY
>>152162392krak are fucked
what's with the first-goalie-off-is-the-starter thing?
what the fuck does NA mean tho
>>152162474not asking
>>152162471think you explained it succinctly
>>152162474not applicable
>>152162492nope. need more succincty
>>152162474non-alcoholic (which is extremely popular with boomers right now)
>>152162474tompson knows
>>152162513na senpai
>>152161540wtf is it with this team?no other team has this power of friendship going on, for everyone else its a business with roster moves that happen.But the friendship isn't even good on this team so what gives
>>152162474nipple apples
>>152162554The soilers have been laffasized completely.
>>152162004Is it autistic to do puzzles? I've done a five or six this year.
>>152162257hes so handsome
new>>152162667
>>152162257CLEAN IT UP JANNIE
