what a old gay loser.
hey I know this guy. was at the gym at 3am (I know, I know) and he comes up to me to talk. I didn't think much of it, but he was real feely after a while. groping my arm and such. weird vibes.
>>152160838I would really prefer if you would be quiet
someone needs to tell unc to stay on the fucking goal
>>152160820SAY HIS NAME
>>152160968Tom Hanks? Why is he the goalie?
>>152160820>fag moustache>pink fag shirt>acts like a fag>plays like a fagwhy did he even get a second alibi wife? he's not fooling anyone
>>152160820an*
>>152161278agree with everything but the moustache is cool
>>152161001thought you referenced this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H50nqenYMDM
>>152161278fotzenmanu liebt seine regenbogenbinde und seinen arschfickerbart.
>>152160820Neuer was never a good goalkeeper and Germany has NEVER produced a world class goalkeeper.
>>152161485>2014i'm so fucking old....
>>152161518he just doesnt wanna leave because of the money. he is toxic to every other potential goalkeeper on club and national level.
>>152160820this fraud is only good against psg
>>152160820He's incapable of letting go. He should quit and save his legacy. But instead, he will probably die between the posts
>>152160820is this guy ever going to retire
>>152160820what the fuck is that moustache
>>152166960movember
>>152160820Nothing wrong with a mustache. The pink shirt is very homo though
>>152160820Honestly didn't recognise him with that moustache.
>2014 World Cup Final: (with VAR it would have been a straight red card)https://youtu.be/14WDjvsxCQk?t=28>2016 Champions League Quarter-Finalhttps://youtu.be/-7OToKuGVPU?si=0aQF3iUFrsQR7odM&t=165>Anoter mistake 15 minutes later, saved by an imaginary offsidehttps://youtu.be/-7OToKuGGVPU?si=1eKAin3j46mkkF44&t=193>Euro 2016 semi-finalhttps://youtu.be/xrYJaBO66ywk?si=AsWsNvOKo4LlQk54&t=164>2018 World Cup, gets caught and kills any hopehttps://youtu.be/OKjV2SQfKrw?si=37Sk9L02N0M_b25z&t=94>2019 Champions League round of 16https://youtu.be/_rPuWjXVgc0?t=19>Euro 2020 group stage, first place in the group at stake, the Neuer special: he comes out for the cameras while his defence could have handled the situation, just like against Liverpool two years earlierhttps://youtu.be/NTS1eowuqLQ?t=150 >Champions League quarter-final 2021, wants to dive even the ball was literally right on him, resulting in a goal from a shitty strikehttps://youtu.be/AlVR33Zlx3c?si=PPr_LU7rfQUGWK_K&t=78>Neuer's 2022 World Cup is the worst performance I've ever seen from a goalkeeper in the competition>Japan: he takes a stupid handball goalkeeper stance, reducing his body surface area and allowing the Japanese player to score from an impossible anglehttps://youtu.be/yYdr5zowYMA?si=POqAEcr4LeEZlMu-&t=1456>Costa Ricahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWQ260sYzlo&t=20shttps://youtu.be/wWQ260sYzlo?t=60>2024 Champions League semi-final: >for once that he does have to come out, he doesn'thttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztOD2cGt6UE&t=117shttps://youtu.be/I0sVnSTBk2U?si=fAh4m9sqbqF4Q6y6&t=387>2024 DFB-Pokalhttps://youtu.be/uaniJNZJMRc?si=M0jMDidHhhpFKrdm&t=27>2025 CWChttps://youtu.be/T_VwVCniib_Y?si=7-WQWm4tn4MkQSHV&t=119It's literally one or more huge mistake every season in a decisive game for his team. Germany would have at least one more EURO/World Cup and Bayern would have one or two more Champions Leagues.
What was bro doing.
>>152167376bruh
>>152167364more than half those videos are unavailable
Have some respect for your elderst. fellow unc
>>152167376where is blud going?
>>152160820that moustache looks drawn. Literally like he smeared powdered make up on his upper lip. It doesn't look tridimensional like a regular moustache
>>152167754*record scratch*
>>152167376I like how he... just falls on the ground.
Someone explain the love-in for this overrated faggot.Even among the few timestamps listed here >>152167364 you can see he has a habit of making mistakes that goalkeepers in the past wouldn't make, worse still in important games.>h-he invented sweeper keeping bro!!Not even remotely true, and he's shit at that anyway.
>>152167364Still don‘t get the issue with the 2014 one. He hits the ball first, Higuain has no chance of reaching it at all. Neuer has a normal protective position, the knee up is a normal keeper move. Yes, it is a heavy hit, and it was wrong to call it a foul of Higuain. But it’s definitely not a red card, and no, I am not saying this because Germany’s World Cup kind of depends on it. That being said, Argies complaining about murderball in that game always has been extremely ironicRegarding Neuer in general: the sweeper stuff has gone wrong often. It’s always been a high-risk thing, and Neuer often got it right. But now that he’s old as fuck, he can’t reliably pull it off anymore, but he still does it. He really started making more and more mistakes after his injury in 2018. I am willing to give him a pass in terms of performance for the 2018 World Cup since he shouldn’t have played there at all due to his injuries, but that just shows the bigger fault: he’s too stubborn and doesn’t know when to stopIn his old guy phase, he still regularly has good games. The CL final against PSG comes to mind. But he’s not very consistent anymore and somewhat refuses to adapt. It’s time to retire, but he won’t until he absolutely can’t play anymore. He’s a legendary keeper with many career highlights. But it’s time to go, it has been time for at least two years now. He could have extended his time on the summit a bit by not being a retard
>>152167376Am I the only one that finds those flag wavers soulless? Just let the fans bring their own flags and wave them all they want but having people being paid to do it is very cringe
>>152168464Arsenal the football club is insecure about having nurtured a soullessly quiet fanbase for decades so they pay people to do that stuff.
>>152167376to be fair that first touch by martinelli was nice
>>152168464Don’t really mind it, but I agree it feels kind of wrong. Definitely not something you have to emulate, it doesn’t really add anything. Flags in the actual stands are kind of cool, but this is just a dumb gimmick no one needs
>>152167376Neuer knew Kimmich wouldn’t win a sprint duel, so he wanted to intercept. So far, so good. Reasonable. But he got it wrong, and that’s a regular sight now that he’s an oldie
>>152160820Magneto
