train hard, lose harder
we cannot follow them
This is it.
follow them
certified hot white boy season
>>152164453>zen
Tim Sneedvia
>>152164478what hw today lucks into the title like big tim? gane cant even do it lol, poll below>rosentrike whatever his name is>travis browne>randy
Any oldfags here?
>>152164509Roy Nelson
>>152164516suh
>>152164553i think about him at 185, and what couldve been every few months, and not ashamed to say so.
Joe Rogan has never attempted selfsucking, but he totally could if he wanted to. He totally could
Shellshucking
Only two more ufc events under the espn era
Beating chandler is more impressive than beating Dan hooker and Paddy deserves the title shot.
'allo /heem/
>>152164639yeah it is. imagine telling fans 10 years go Hooker would still be gate keeping, they'd believe you.
prime nelson vs prime sylvia who wins, I've got nelson by huge pants shitting KO
beauxniquer
>>152164639Hooker is so fucking shit I’m pretty sure I could beat him up. He looks so frail and all his strikes are lazy and not even explosive. Looked like a 60 year old man in there. There comes a certain point where a fighter with a lot of miles on the clock becomes worse than a novice, such as Hooker and Ferguson
Beaux Niquelle
Bo Nword
KEEEEEEEEK clitia vacated so she wouldn't fight ArmDaddy
how does big country got over with the cazzoids but fat nga like chris barnett couldnt?
pull ya pants up, playa
Bow Nickle
>>152164826this made all the saudidaddies hangry for big black bung
>>152164773Both fighters were beaten by Mikey C too.
>>152164823Chris Barnett did not have heeming power
>>152164823because big cuntry is an all around mma god. want to roll with him? he will tap you. want to stand bang bro? no problem because he throws heat, and had a chin. big country shouldve been at 185 lmao
KEEEEEEEEK I'm just laughing and enjoying life
conor won
>>152164826CHOCOLAT PEPPA PEEG
It's still baffling that there's an entire album about Brendan Schaub.
Big Country? More like, Medium-sized City-State.
imagine this taking a pussy shot from tim stolen valor kennedy, woulda been lights out, and i aint talkin james toney
>>152164871We don’t do that crap here.
tim doesnt stand a chance, even today. day before the most thankful day of the year.
>tfw no powerslap
fazza...
>>152164816This means Islam and Ilia are fighting. lol think Islam at 170 is a much scarier fight b.
My kidneys...
Ilia vs Paddy is probably the best fight to make in the sport right now if we’re being honest. Two elite strikers with beef who are going to try knock each others heads off.
>>152164931not familiar with it? is that some series, lemme guess about slapping really hard? heh yeah right
>>152164816>KEEEEEEEEKwhy do you keep typing like this spamoid you giant sperg. it sounds like a baby bird crying to mama for a worm
>>152164816>>152164951Told you retards. Islam and Khabib have been talking about the fight all fight week.
>>152164969That's actually exactly what it is.
i do creatine brazza it make me bloat
Ilia isn’t vacating lol fake rumour probably spread by Chael
someone say moving up a division?
Paddy beats ilia but loses to arman.
Ilia weighs 175 max walking around weight. No way he weighs more than that
I get booger in nose plz need 8 month recover
heres whats crazed. armeng vs islam is interesting at 155. but at 170 theres no way brazza he too bigbut its the same two people wtf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3qAAqXvIu4its up
they need to start feeding ilio topturo like cormier so he can get up to a robust 250 or even 295
>>152164996uhhh is he okay
>>152165031there's nothing interesting about that at all and I'm removing 1 heem point from your weekly report card
>>152165155fine i take it back then
islam vs arman would be like severn vs shamrock 2 they'd circle each other like two mannequins on a revolving pedestal and jab the air for five rounds then they'd do a disgusting close-up of hasbulla as he eats his own vomit cageside
Paddy is going to have a very short career with his style, how old is he 30 now?
Modestas Bukkake
Quando Rondo Bo Niigeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr
>>152165176Correct
I hate the way this is unfolding.
>>152165138>4:55 its gonna take you to this gay webstie, thats not what im about >make sure you get this right lmao
>>152165190The Dricus blitz doesn't translate to lower weight classes well. He does have size at lightweight but if he ever had to move to welterweight he would be a sitting duck. He moves at like a middleweight speed. He would almost do better to retire if he fails at getting the title. Roid up and come back as a short king for middleweight I'd say.
>>152165241
that mayhem sure was a prankster wonder if he's still institutionalized
Anyone else want arman to be denied a title shot just to see him seethe and crashout?
>UP AGAINST THE WALL, MENG
>>152165366"If a rape van was called a surprise van more women wouldn't mind going for rides in them. Everyone likes surprises." - mt
Aura. Waves. The future.
>THIS ISNT HIS STORY. THIS IS MY STORY. AND YORE BOUT TO BE HISTOR-ACK!!!!!!!!!
>>152165424>gets heemed trying to emote not once but twicehonestly, respect
>>152165434if tom does this too many times he'll spit up on himself and demand a no contest
>>152165434did i just invent two different video sizes in 1 webm?
>>152165396The face that captivated prime Olivi.
>>152165424Honestly Izzy won the story here.
This papakha represents my father's legacy. The story of my people. May I have $5?
every paprika hat help to feeding dagestan orphans plez 3.50 tank u dana
>>152165463all four foot of him. crazy to think dj was the dom in their relationship
peppericka is just for the colour. it dont do nothin foh no seasonin'
you know whats crazy, they didnt even send out a physical papakha with the $500 digital one lmfao how low effort can they be
>>152165257I don’t even see how he makes lightweight for much longer without ruining his durability
>>152165505He’s literally a scammer. He dgaf. Kid owns property and businesses all over Russia and the Middle East and it’s still not enough. His greed is boundless.
it's clear to me now, Khabib needs to be raped
y'alls call it a scam but we will see who is laughing last once my rare chromatic papakha x10 in price
>>152165565gov penn can make it happen brah
>and then Francis choked Khabib's father to death and in his dying breath, Abdulmanap told Khabib to sell NFTs.
why hasn't Trump appointed Penn to his cabinet? What's he afraid of?
Goob dick pic NFT’s
heres your $250 serial number lol
>>152165613trump believes penn ducked gomi, thats the rumor of course
>that's when Francis told Tanner about this cool oasis out in the desert. There's no oasis out there.
>>152165644Francis isn’t a good guy. Good guys create exclusive digital gifts with real time value, that you can share with your friends and family.Gifts in the shape of Papakha - hat that symbolize traditions and culture of Dagestan people.Gifts that you can find exclusively on Telegram, greatest messaging platform on the world.
Canada has several ranked fighters nowSome aren't even women
Francis has murdered two children that we know of. Dana's grand sin is greed, asian escorts and slapping his bitch whore wife.
>>152165741Murder indicates intentI don't think Francis has the capacity to plan something
Brazza get your fricking hands off me alhamdulillah
Dana White eats DEEP FRIED HASBULLA?!?!?!?!?! :OOGIEFACE: :FIRE: :CARROT:
>>152165759What are you a magistrate?
im getting sick. alexa grasso should take care of me
Bryce is smoking these rats out of their holes what the fuck!!
zoo police called man arrested throwing rocks into gorilla enclosure provokes rage protective glass nearly broken luke thomas
luke thomas relives afghan 20 years later at whole foods and nearly decapitates woman with high kick groyper
concession stand laxative school for deaf debacle luke thomas
unsanctioned switch blade fighting contest homeless and drug addicts multiple hospitalisations gift voucher winning prize luke thomas
Dear whoever the hell u are. Nobody gives a shit what u think MSG is sold out and fans r pumped for 2 nite. Ur opinion=WGAF
>>152165612lmao
Khabib was too cowardly to kill his own father, so he promised Ngannou he would give him a banana if he did it.
kobe meet me in da tiger enclosure I be dere in tree day
>>152165741Dana is also a paedophile.
ngl tiramisu is a fucking good dessert
Connor almost won the story and the war but bitched out and deleted his tweetes KWAB
>and then Francis told Pat she was 18
>>152165888Luke Thomas never recovered from this
>>152165451I think you'd be surprised
brazza I eat little debbie I sick now fight is off
Two dagis lost and within a week Khabib is shilling a crypto scam using fazza's name. I think the village may have needed those win bonuses.
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plz dana give 50k my mazza live in goat shed
>khabibScammer, hated all over the world, very little to no sex appeal >Conor Noble, loved all over the world, astronomically large sex appeal
Francis ngannu ducked jake paul.
aye dana give yo boy a 50 piece he tryna take his momma out the hood [suburbs of frisco, texas]
Topuria needs to let his beard grow again. He looked more Chadly back then
CHAMA PAPAKHA!!!!
someone needs to deliver a monster heem and then grab the mic off the floor where rogan is standing and tell Dana to give his 50k to one of these poor foreign pieces of trash cause I don't need your fuckin' handouts
>>152166050ushanka spongebob nft for legacy brazza invest in khabib coin today
>>152166097t wood devoured that shit like some fried chicken with a side of dirty rice and collard greens
>>152166105I bet he started blowing fart noises on the mat
topuria looked like a big dicked daddy when he had a beard. need him to breed my hole
>>152166133Sizza…
>>152165979you probably invented that after you saw mine
sugar plum Joe
wtf I just pulled this rare gold papakhathank you fazza!
if fazza returned would khabib kill him again to keep tony at bay?
What are some posts that REALLY stuck with you?
Khabib my son... I have come back from the dead... pray tell me of your accomplishments during this time. Did you finally defeat Tony? What do you mean no?? And what is this NFT shit I'm hearing abou-AAAAACCKKK!!!!!
>so we were backstage and then, like a cop throwing a spike strip in front of a car, Francis threw the cable out in front of Tony
BJ Penn stands above the tomb while Tito reads an incantation from the cantina menu. Fazza will live again, and there will be hell to pay
Ilia is carrying the hype factor of the UFC entirely on his own. The entire company besides him is 'WGAF?' tier, OR a few interesting doos that never fight (Khazmat).
why dont you guys use your creativity to do something good? for instance I created this something like that
>>152166398I made this.
>>152166395with the paramount deal and 7 years of ppvs being paid in full up front, it gives them the freedom to think long term and allow hype to ebb and flow naturally, instead of desperately trying build a star, milk them for everything then dispatching them.I doubt they will but the option is there now
>>152166395Alex and Jiri are carrying the entirety of ufc
>you now remember Cyborg Abdulmanap
Ilia is carrying his dumbbells to the super 8 motel after miami wife heemed him
Ay, keep it halal brazza
OoOoOoO Khabib its fazza why did you murder me OoOoOoO
Events since fazza passing>Nurmagomedov clan loses its 0>Khabib charged on tax fraud>Khabib rug pulls NFT scamNot looking good
>How about you Umar? What can you tell us of the late Fazza Abdulmanap (Alla rest his soul in eternal humbleness, inshallah) ? What was the last words or advice he give?>He say's "Habibidov Umar. If I dies... You must help Khabib to train. My plan not complete unless Khabib faces T-*Locks eyes with Khabib >I-I mean he says the plan already complete. The real fazza plan is the brazzas you make along the way...
khabib would still blow through a good chunk of the current 155 division with relative ease, if we’re being honest
>>152166495DO NOT TALK TO FAZZA GHOST AT 3 AM
roid cheat Islam Makhachev
fazza bust into khabib house dress like mummy>raaargh khabib my son, you profane allah with internet coin
andy low key lil hercules'd tom aspinall wtih HGH
Nurmagomedov is actually the name of the doctor, the monster is called Nurmagomedov's monster
Jack hermansson is dead.
he isnt, he just fights like that
>>152166594Dead to me.
Sometimes I go weeks at a time forgetting that the UFC still exists. Seems like the brand and sport are fading out of relevance in first world countries.
>>152166637as evidenced by how dead this place is compared to before
farted myself awake
NO follow
>>152166743never bruder hh
the midnight minge (she/her) is snoring in an endearing fashion why isn't there ufc this weekend
>>152166637I barely watch MMA anymore. Sport's boring as fuck 99% of the time and WMMA is legitimately killing the sport.
just farted a scahub out my asshole like a rocket from a bottle shot free
morning blaze before I wake her up and kick her out>>152166793damn bappa nice core control very impressive bussy bower
>>152166637UFC headquarters will be relocated to Pakistan
>>152166788Didn't ask, bitch
>aspinall testifying about the eyepoke
Show yo wife niggaShow yo kids nigga
And i told dern to her face, dude get you fucking hands on me, now
your dead daddy raped you lmao
spamming on your dead daddy's nameshame
>>152164823You never watched a big country fight and it shows
>>152166861Is that in America? I thought Hardee’s is called Carl’s Jr thers
>>152166869its carls jr on the west coast and hardee's on the east
>>152166840His mazza HATES em
Mazza you no understand i need dis for fazza legacy you know dis
>>152166877Oh i had no idea damn
Gooby is jealous his scam failed while Khabib's NFTs succeeded
canor is flogging the dead horse and starting to come off deranged like a coked up spams now
>>152166922the bodying of the freak will continue until morale improves
>I'm enlightened and no longer care about material trivialities>post 1/35: WOI'DYA SELL DEM NFTs LOIK YER DAD IS DEAD AND ASHAMED MATE
>>152166923He realized it was a scam and refunded. What a great guy. That's why he's the GOAT. Can't say the same for others who knowingly scam their fans.
Conor is gonna punish the hammer and turn him into a mallet 100%
>>152166954isn't kvassblob a folk hero to your "people" yet you turn on him like a hungry stray fighting over scraps tl;dr I want pita falafel takeaway
>>152166951ibogaine is a scam dude, pseudo meth won't cure whatever trauma he was talking about
>>152166922
>me ego has been killed yh oi am a new man and oi am no longer concerned wid da matters of me ego n dat yh>*4 days of 1 way xitter spamming*>GIMME ME REMATCH YH OI AM NOT DONE HYAA YA FODDA IS DEAD YH INDIA PAKISTAN YH NFTs N ALL SORTS YH
too many tequilos and low vibrational clunge got me feeling like him yugh
>>152166978I don't disagree it's just funny to see how quickly canman dropped the jesus and drugs gimmick
mma a cesspool of degenerate asocial retards with no life ambitions and absolute LOSERS. Except for my boy Jiri Prochazka. Let's go for that.
It’s simply because the hatred of Khabib is a rational hatred. Which is why it survived
>>152167021he already did this whole charade with the second dustbin fight. the entire pre-fight buildup was him trying to rebrand himself into the good guy so he could look all magnanimous in victory but then he got knocked out and immediately reverted back to being catty on twitter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM2hOHvbM9EBKFC Lethwei. Will include headbutts elbows knees etc. with more traditional lethwei hand wraps. BKFC knuck athletes can go between BKFC and BKFC Lethwei euro promotions. Thawlts?
>>152167028You forgot Tito Ortiz, he’s special, one of a kind 100%
>>152167043Gooby was humble in defeat until Peahead tried extorting him for his fraud charity
>>152167053hes a retired old lion hunting in the jungle, desert... hes hunting for the sheep.
>>152167000Mood swings are probably normal coming off the drugs he was doing, thoughbeit.
>>152167048unfathomably based and finally they can do something different to TopDawlg
>>152164380
>>152167048lethwei is based but dave leduc is a proper cunt.. moving to a nutritionally deficient south east asian nation to dominate at their ancestral martial art with a 6 inch height advantage is shrimply cringe, the combat equivalent of moving to a filipino slum to fuck 15 year olds because you couldn't get a drop of pussy back home.. ultimately he is a Quebeci. i met him once at a party and he has literally no sense of humour.
>https://youtu.be/xwYMJcS1sOgDear oh dearie me
>>152167053Pure violins... with that cheese and wine. Levels.
I agree with canor on everything
If it wasn't for Conor none of you would even be here. Now shut your mouth and say thank you.
conor mcgregor is my dad
>>152167043>ya got the hot sousse doostinI kinda memoryholed that cringe era
>>152167132if nothing else, it was entertaining. we've got no storylines these days
Big news. Ilia vacating, Islam vacating. 165lbs strap being introduced for the white house. Paddy vs Justin for vacant LW. No word on WW.
>>152167088Doesn't look that big to me. He looks malnourished himself so seems fair? But he's not running BKFC Lethwei, he's just a talent scout for them.
>>152167150dana white should be violently whipped through the streets of boston
>>152167150if true it will be the dumbest shit dana did since the bmf belt
First triple champion being on daddy trumps lawn is a certified Dana hood classic move
I really need that bonus Dana!*gets $2000 worth of tattoos*
>>152167150I can't wait to hear about "the first ever triple champ"
Armdaddy got next
>>152167150I know this isn't true because it's from a british flag
>>152167150They would never make a 165. It's only 5lbs away from 170 lol. They would have to restructure and fuck welterweight to 175, which would mess up 185. Retards think it would be doing a favor for guys who are too big for LW and too small for 170, but in reality, it's more likely giant 170 lbs guys who are thinking "I bet I could cut 5 more lbs."
>>152167150I could see them doing this because the sport is literally dying, they need some freak matchups
Would you let khabib fuck you for a papakha
You now remember when they were considering introducing a 165 division for Conor vs Chandler so Conor could get the inaugural belt and farm fraudulent legacy, but the coked up Paddy couldn't make it to the fight
>when they were considering introducing Sorry b I don't follow them
That Dagi minge smelling real sweet for xer Sakartvelodaddy right now...
>>152167155that's fair. basically more lethwei is excellent in my opinion. conor should compete. so that opponents can eye poke his third eye before it closes.
I think Ilia is a delusional retard if he actually wants to fight Islam at 170, but if he gets it done, it would be the greatest win in MMA history
>>152167150Hell yea my nigga Justin Gaethje finally getting the belt
>>152167210This is barely English atp
Brazza in the green hoodie vs Islam is the fight to make
armen vs ilia is about 100x more interesting to me than islam imo.
>>152167150the latest chapter in dana's book entitled "how to kill your promotion"
they don't want that smoke
Name 5 Armenians
So uhh a lotta people are asking me about the Imavov fight? Yes — it’ll be in April … I start camp probably around beginning of July.
>>152167257Arman tsarukyan the future lightweight champion
>>152167236I invented green hoodie posting
>>152167257Kourtney Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Khloé Kardashian, Rob Kardashian, Kendall Jenner, and Kylie Jenner.
>>152167267Not you, Julius did
>>152167257Dan Blitzrealian
>>152167268Whores dont count
>>152167257Kobe's pilot
Pentoja is a legitimate short king. perhaps the only one in the world. all other pretends only assume confidence as a thin veneer. but you can tell they want to be tall, deep down. pentoja doesn't have that. he's actually who he wants to be. few will understand.
Brazza in the green hoodie got his revenge against Nick
>>152167257easyedmund targardian - ronda coachsystem of a down lead singerarmeng tsarukianetc.
>>152167296Pantoga, Merab and Volk are of the same height
>>152167296Which fighters are spiritual manlets? I notice Bisping and O'Malley have a weird complex about height when they're both like 6'
>>152167305Omally is 5’8, 5’9 at most
>>152167310He's taller than Goob and DC at 5'9"
>>152167150Are you really THE bong, this sounds bit too stupid
>>152167252Modern refs stop the fight at 0:18 and modern fans (both /heem/sters and redditors) justify it as le wholesome stoppage. You can pretend otherwise but I've seen enough here to confirm this as fact.
>>152167296real talk nigga
>>152167305thought bidbong is like 6'2">>152167296DC is short king too
Once someone watches me compete, I’m part of them forever. kind of like a virus… I don’t go away. I keep coming back stronger and stronger. I’m contagious.
>>152167326God we're so pathetic... All of us.
>>152167332He's like half a head shorter than Jiri and Reyes (legit 6'4") so he's def lying about his height. Always brings it up when talking down on lower weight class fighters on BYM which is why I think he's insecure. He is a very vain man though just look at his veneers and womanly attention to his own appearance.
>>152167312I can’t find more than one pic of him and dc, but gooby is like 5’7-5’7.5 no?
I swear there was a hueanon that fought on a televised eventch and he said he would do something subtle with his hand to shout out heem but "nothing retarded" and got heem fingeyed or did I hallucinate this
>>152167343Yeah, Bisping is barely taller than 5'10 GSP. He's 6'1 at the absolute most
>>152167352Nah he's just schizophrenic. That's just something fat people have always done here with their mma fan fiction.
late HEEMOTY contender in Buenos Aires
>>152167370Spicy
>>152167370mouthguard spitters are my favorite
>>152167174uh oh
low key, many parallels between bj penn and Siddhartha
>>152167370exorcised that poor nigga
>>152167423demian maybe moreso
>>152167343>>152167363He's only ever been listed at 6'1. Retards need to realize when you see people taking photos or videos, one inch closer to the camera can add 3 inches of height. Posture can give or take on top of that so you never really know.
>Speak
>>152167438yeah, bro you weren't meant to kill the guy. we arent sure if hes going to make it..
Great Khali is coming here tmrw
>>152167443say what you will about the great khali but he never quit to an eyepoke
Chopped bitch!
Does anyone remember a wmma fighter by the name of Megan Anderson?
>>152167449Unlike a certain someone
>>152167301>system of a downI believe all of them are Armenians.
>>152167457shame about the bogging, she was really something
>>152167475Negative ape index
>>152167326If it's a main card or title fight. The prelims they usually let them die. It should be reversed imo
>>152167370There's no stakes to bum fights. We will all forget about this one tomorrow yet Topturo starching Oliveira will live on in our memories for years.
DC's hatred over jones is what keeps him going
hate wont unclog his arteries
But it will keep the blood flowing
>>152167395literally based and cringe
>sicilian bookspiss off nerd
When are we finally going to see the secret technique? Why do they always chicken out from using it in the fight? Last person to say they were going to use it was Roundtree. Why didn't he use it against Jiri?
>>152167483I can fix her.
i-i-i-miss em
"the world is a dark place if bj penn is not smiling" - diego sanchez
You don't give a fighter who is making his debut a Mario bautista or a yair, saw some retards saying ''actshually dana is give them a chance so they rise in the rankings faster'', NO Dana wanted to humiliate them so he made sure to give them the biggest nightmare gatekeepers in the game.
>>152167613
On a day of giving thanks, I think we keep the rat name, Joe Silva alive
his match making kept it jewish, IN HOUSE! didn't need no talent agency tellin da boyz how to fall and all that shit
Khabitch disgraced himself, his father, his last name, his entire bloodline and Dagestan in general all for measly 4.5 million dollars LMAO KWABIslam should disassociate and start his own team. No wonder Chimaev never wanted to deal with them>inb4 Chimaev's crypto scamHe's retarded as fuck and was duped into doing it
Cyril already found out how to beat Tom, nothing is stopping him from doing the same exact thing in the rematch and beating him. Tom won't be able to stop the fight again.
got a big fight coming up, hope you can show some support! - DC
>>152167660
Elf Bars by Khabib
Brazza, lidl bit of nicotine good for you
>>152167686this would genuinely go hard in australia. vapes are illegal here now and all the dodgy shops that sell them are run by arabs so khabitch would have an easy in with the zutt connection. tell him to (You) me and i'll tell me local arab shop about it
>stop grabbing the cage
>>152167686i would buy
Jon jones says he'll happily take a fight that isn't main event or a title fight to be on the whitehouse card lmfao. Just fight Tom pussy bitch. It's not that hard. Dude is literally just bitching out and ruining his own chances to fight at the whitehouse because he's shit scared of Tom Aspinall the UFC heavyweight.
Wearing my JAXXON Chain in Tito's Cantina, smoking my Khabib Elf Bar, enjoying some Black Forge Inn Stout.
Khabib x Conor premium ibogaine vape collab, available in malt whiskey flavour or khinkal flavour
UFC 323 is the manlets special event of the year
I'm thankful for KenFlo. Fought killers, and now covers robot carnage. Very thankful for KenFlo
Khabib's Makhachkala Ibogaine Retreat
>>152167729what active hw beats Jones? you need a time machine for a 39 year old Werdum
Why can’t Clitia defend his belt in January and fight at the White House? Niggas need 6 month training camps now apparently
>>152167737Are you the heemster who was in jail since 2019?
Khabib should have said "It's just Business" to goobs, that would've been top bantz
Concentrate on the victims of enemy powers and forget about the victims of friends.
>>152167748Aspinall tales his head clean off, hence why he's avoiding him, retired not to fight him, doesn't want his belt back, willing to settle or an under card lmao. Dude is ruining his legacy.
>>152167752"no, just been in my own thought dungeon for decades" - tito
>>152167753>inbred muslims>humour
>>152167748oh damn jones has a wonked tooth? that's crazy, i didn't realise he was that much of a mouthlet. just how bad was LHW during the jones era?
>>152167751We are bulk maxing to 170. Designer roids, HGH peptides, it's all on the table and there's nothing you can do to stop it.
Number 1 chastity belt vacated Clitia Topiglet
>>152167756trolling aside, do you really think that? there is no chance in hell he chooses to wrestle with Jones. He has to get through the finger defense first, then elbows, then old man Jones subs.
>>152167777Okay? It’s the easiest possible defence for a Islam and a meme fight but I guess crazies will be interested
>>152167753he could have reminded him that he spat on him while he lay on the ground broken and seething
>>152167779
>>152167775how bad? i mean way better compared to now. 205 used to be something :'(
Really not a fan of down under becoming some new anthem for hyperborea uberchud memes..that was an australian pride song man
>>152167781Aspincels are not known for their intelligence they get their largely wrong opinions off a minstrel racist who works for helwanis and haps
>>152167798Care to extrapolate?
>>152167799it all makes sense now
>>152167798Ur Opinion = I'm an Owl
>>152167794jiri would simulate jones, this is not a joke post
>>152167805Nothing much, theresa wave of ultraironic nordic supremacy memes talking about "hyperborea" and agartha with images of aryanfied charlie kirk, george floyd ishowspeed etc. Down under is one of the most popular song choices. These edits can be funny but shit has gone too far and every time the song plays theres edgelords instead of heem fans commenting
It's interesting to note that MMA guru had multiple times affirmed his use of regular "maintenance wipes" throughout the day to keep his ass crack clean. This implying he suffers from a perpetually leaky butthole. Isnt that concerning?
Magomed Ankalaev is the man to beat Jonny Jones.
Without Shogun holding the belt, and losing to Jones, who knows where we would be today. I'm thankful for Shogun Rua
Stand yer base maye
>>152167823even then you cant get longer arms and legs suddenly
Gane throws a jab, aspinal cowers in fear
Tom Aspinall is the Noam Chomsky of MMA and I will absolutely not elaborate
rare lgbt papakha?who giv him?
Ask yourself a question, would the brazza in the green hoodie quit after an eyepoke?
>>152167850Bodied that groomed bitch
>>152167850Jones has the worst nigger attitude in the sport, but there is no way he doesnt blitz Tom with some early days shit and walk away with 50 million dollars.
Khabib x Pornhub x Durex "Father's Protection" ribbed papakha-headed goat milk flavoured premium condoms
>>152167863lawler was such a real onecaveman brow ridge violence kino
>>152167863Thankful for second runs, and redemption. Hendricks/Kos fought to a SD, they then matchup Lawler with Kos. Pure will and sprinkles of luck made that run, he was washed.
>>152167836why is goob hanging out with khabib fans?
Rugpull is good and sicilian book is evil?
Fresh money making opportunity for ol' Harambib
khabib v khalidov. only can b-1
>>152167953Beautiful work champ!
>>152167961>karim zidan>2024"heres why it matters"
marcus mcghee is the only man who can rid us of the georgian menace
Khabib x Pocket Pussy "Mother's Warmth" premium Mrs. Nurmagomedov shaped pussy
>>152167969And the only man who can stop volk slop being posted here!
>>152167969he needs to be subbed. gotta break tha nigga
>>152167984
Tell me about Clitia, why doesn’t xhe defend xer chastity belts?
>>152167984this nigga is so baffling. an anthropomorphological phenomenon. the apartheid race scientists would've been stumped towards his classification. almost jamaican crackhead esque.
a blacksplosive athlete with the soul of a white man(specifically a surfer from the 80s), truly an anomaly
Megenmed Andersonklaev
>>152168009He looks like an auto mechanic who did time for rape
Well that's it. From the bogan's mouth himself. Shut down the fucking thread.
>right there>im thankful for gatekeepers like Ryan Bader
>>152168027Impossible to like this cringe manlet, little goblin cunt.
>>152168033Monitor on
>>152168035You turn your monitor on
>>152167998>>152167968>>152167991>>152167959>>152167924Alright b. I think that's enough.
That guys such a dick.
khabib 'the scammer' nurmagomedov
>>152168050Is it true Khabib is scamming or did they really receive the gift of a virtual papaka via the crypto blockchain?
>>152168027Told y'all he was macedonian, 12 months now i'm vindicated
>>152168069We already knew that + nobody cares + kill yourself
>>152168046
>>152168025hahahaha it's true.
Any heems on this weekend? There's supposed to be good waves Saturday anyway so I'll probably be too busy you know having a life.
there is a meme prelim fight, barboza/too tall jalin turner
>>152168121
I used a 3d scan of Khabib's face to access porn
eye status
>>152168145Do one of his dad next
>>152168147give it to me cross, how bad is it?
thanks one thankful fan
>>152168147
>>152168164oi he's gonna need a robotic eye to read ah-gen, dat poor boi
>hold out for pay day>heem'd
>>152168069If that's so, then we literally have never had a single champion. At our most "pure", we're English at best. We'd basically need a native ammeican injun to get the belt for us to have a real champ.
The fact Aspinall hasn't come out and made an update indicates his condition is pretty severe still. Gane is a dirty nigger.
Khabib x Northrop Grumman "Father's Wratch" heavy assault UAV w/ kaffir only aiming options
>English at best
>>152168069>>152168183DELETE these you retards. Spammy's coming.
Fight no. 1 contender? Give me Paddy who went to war with Ferguson, Green and Chandler. Best I can do is fight once a year.
>>152168189he should return with an eye patch. cant shit talk a guy fighting with an eye patch, that was bispings only fumble.
>>152168183ohio bros... stipe is pulling a kamaru on us.
I dont understand people who do rug pulls. It would keep me up at night knowing i scammed people who thought of me as a trustworthy man.What an L for Khabib
>>152168204Yeah really. Arman should boycott this shit. I know he doesn't have power to call for it, but he should start some shit with charles so the ufc is financially incentivized to make that fight for the title. He'd get a chance to prove he should have finished Charles instead of going to a decision. And it would erase his loss to Gamrot, who Charles easily beat.
we have exactly 2 champions who are real ones, and the rest are gay little pussies who want to wait and negotiate and find the perfect moment to take a fight instead of curbstomping every contender
>>152168227
AH CANT FOKIN SEEWAH AH YA BEWIN ME?
Khabib x Nina Drama "Father's Glans" 4-inch goat milk flavoured military-grade sex toy
How you gonna claim to be a man of god and then scam your fans out of 4 million man..
>>152168254mask will get him, dont worry
Top 3 Toms of all tome 1 tom aspinall22. quitlia bitchpuria3. khabib
>>152168254So they're not getting the virtual papaka gift then?
tom poked himself in the eye, didnt want anymore of those pillow fists
they should just unretire DC, and let him humble Tom down to 205 where he will get slept by a 185er
>>152168285Ye but you could send them a box of shit and it would be more valuable
>>152168094we got knuck saturday
Gane? Determination, Resilience, Motivation, Inspiration, IntelligenceTom? Coward, Unreliable, Quitter, Raped, Indian
>>152167686I’m in
>>152168300Is Khomeini to the left
One of Tom's strategies for fights that I've noticed is when things get challenging he likes to stop the fight and blame an injury. Doing this he completely halts any momentum his opponent was building. And what makes this so effective is then they have to re-build their advantage again next fight giving Tom effectively a -get-outta-jail-free card to try starting their whole fight over.
Tom aspinall ? An intruder to cagefighting
Carbohydrates
>>152168361Paddy, Luke Riley, Arnold Allen
>>152168361leaving off nathaniel the prawlspect wood
>>152168326facts
>>152168361He have hot prawspects hitting comical zeems
Call me titspaffer
Ah yes I’ve heard of this strategy before the good old “run like a bitch and cry like a baby”
dreading witnessing my chigga Yan get chewed up and spat out by Merab's demonic jaw and output. he deserves a racially ambiguous steppete like himself and some kind of vast yurt somewhere far away from everything, spending his days tending horses and saiga, sharing silent cups of strong tea with Mrs Yan etc. he has a big soul but his body will betray him this time. i placed a bet against and i felt like i was blabbing to the police. in a better world he would win.
>shovel face woman>strong wrestling background
>>152168436rnd 2 ko - Yan W
>>152168436this is a fucking fake one postbelieve in your heart of hearts that yan will throw a 150% full retard desperation overhand and chin that goblin freak once and for all or dont even bother being a fan of a fighter if you give up on them like this
Kinda mad how the UFC avoid making matchups where it's dage vs dage or some other form of muslim. Almost as if they've got an agenda.
>>152168444>woman
>>152168459like iz run by some jew agency or something
Word on the street is Putin promised Yan a Khazarian mommy if he brings home the belt Losing is out of the question, we’re chinning that goblin freak
>>152168462she has a pussy and reproduced but i thought the same thing.
I hate ari emmanuel
>>152168449>>152168456my heart wishes you are right, my wallet wishes you are wrong. should be a real scrap in either case.
Are there pictures of the pregnancy though
>>152168488Chill!
gonna be real, /heem/after watching the last few sumo tournaments poofc is losing some appeal for me15 minute decisionator slop fights just dont hit the same as a 15 second whirlwind of violence and standup grappling
>>152168502bet both.
>>152168522if this faggot was alive he'd be a huge fan of the brazzas and talk about how their national dish of goat shit and chick peas is amazing
>>152168535>i traveled to the remote village>there i was met by khabibs father>he went on to lecture me on my attire not being proper>i allowed him to choke me>then we trained.
I allowed myself to be choked one more time
>>152168550>allowed it twice
>>152168555Let me tell you how you’re feeling right now
Intel mong hereClitia Topiglet is transitioning to WMMA. Will fight Kayla Harrison at the white house
>>152167090Khamzat is not muslim, he lived in Sweden. Dude's only posturing for Khadyrov and to cash in on the muslim paki base
If you don't believe that Arman Tsakukyan can beat iLia than youv'e got a thing or two coming
Arman lost to gamrot
>>152168595La Creatura
>>152168579"Blessed" - JbJ
>avoids eye contact like a bitch>still wins
What if Jon's names was James? That would be a little crazy. James Jones?
Rumor is Paddy Pimplett vs Fiziev is on the works for the interim lightweight title
>>152168622madness
james bones jones brother to artur n chandla
>>152167088He beat the shit out of Carlos Prates
I'd definitely get a little bricked up before facing off in my pants. Not gooby levels but for sure a chub on
>>152168622James’ usually shortened to Jamey which is a little more on the… zesty side, just overall not fitting of Mr Bones’ character
will anyone take it personal and humble jones?
https://x.com/Grabaka_Hitman/status/1994041610045411658clip this
David Adesanya plays in the snow
khabib is pretty based actually for scamming his paki jeet and arab fanbase. muslim unity btw
if Jones keeps hanging out (and having sex) with brazzas he's gonna end up losing all his money and be fighting ben rothwell in bkfc in 2 years
>>152168649shuffle shuffle right
>>152168654Khabib fans are either muslims, midwestern americans or europeans who also adress the kebab vendor as bossman
>>152168659Per him he got 8 mill for that whole trip basically kadyrov paid him to attend his son’s bday
>>152168651Another white woman BLACKED
>>152168668itjustwerks
zero black champions
If Jon Jones was born in Dagestan he would have had the structure and discipline to cope with his addictive personality and he would have a strong community that would embrace him rather than shun and judge him. He would be a happier person
>>152168651She has nice tits, David did good
No one knows what discipline is buster, this is America
>>152168709>ignores the nigger factor any black athlete either self destructs on drugs/fame, or retires early and sugar dicks the fight game while being degen behind the scenes protecting their record. >im looking at sugar ray>floyd>gsp>randy
>>152168709He would also have an infinite supply of brazzas to “grapple” with
>>152168719>gspDidn't self destruct or retire early
>>152168728>Condit>Hendrickswouldve been exposed again on a rematch with Hendricks. I think he retired early to save his record
Clozzbib Nurmaggotmingedov
I'm looking at Sugar Ray. Little ding dong of a ting, little chocolate cream filled cake
A toast! To snowbunnies!
>>152168771>>152168771>>152168771
>>152168678kadyrov paid him to come fuck him
>>1521687848 milly to bust up some of islam's best cake? Sign me up.
