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Nine edition
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paigepilgs
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>red star red card
Kek this is going to be good
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>>152173790
i'm fucking seething already. bet is busted already.
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fcsb is a cowardly bum squad
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Went 2/4 with my first half overs in Europa.
Zigged when I should have zagged the goals were there.
Meanwhile ill bet on Dallas/KC overs and super overs
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Every Europa match has a goal except red star btw
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tilt attd lotto
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Europa League Betis/Utrecht
O2.5 LIVE

(1-0 at half)
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>>152174522
Impressive
Very nice
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>lions -3
Their center was out
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>>152174398
>CDrops Lamb
no way bro
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>>152174968
Reverse racism. Lions defensive coordinator has been getting absolutely slurped this season for not giving up 50 ppg while having a few injuries(as if they're the only hurt team in the league). In fact, he's shit.
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>>152174989
Tbh he's due for the redemption game
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>>152174398
He's cooking.
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Memphis Tigers -3.5 -105
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cowboys suck
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romanianon didn't actually kill himself i hope?
i would miss his posts so much
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>>152177223
theres 3 or 4 of them, they only bet soccer, and they suck at it. i hope they starve to death
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>>152176986
HOL UP
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Nfc championship game will br packers cowboys 2
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Cowboys won me $336 why do people ignore the money line?
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>>152175908

Unfortunately for him, I also have Mark Andrews as a last leg. Unfortunate, because I've been on a long bad luck streak. I also have bad news for anybody who has Ja'Marr Chase. I do feel bad for anyone that had >Likely though.
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>>152181684
if they don't start getting the ball to andrews i'm cooked
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>Keaton Mitchell TD
>Tanner Hudson TD
>Andrei Iosivas TD

The streak will ride on. Pain.
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disgraceful slurper between chivas and america. disgraceful.
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>>152181959
Lamar is not doing the needful. Dude is perplexed by the bengals d
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All
The
Underdogs
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iowa vs nebraska under 39.5 @ 1.90
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NBA Jalen Suggs (ORL) Over 5.5 Assists -126
Averaging 10 potential assists per game his past three and had 10 actual assists last game
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NBA PHO @ OKC Under 228.5 Total -110
Jalen Williams is back, both teams are bottom 10 in pace this season, and the Thunder defense is miles away from everyone else, sitting first in adjusted defensive rating by over 4 points per 100 possessions.
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>>152179258
Hey man that's rude, I post mostly winning bets.
My last post in the last thread was 2/3 winning bets.
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Da bears
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>>152185701
lol, lmao even
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>>152187436
no way. eagles defense is too good
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>>152187846
Whole teams injured
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>>152187867
the defensive line is healthy. might be a 6+ sack game
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>>152187436
I’m staying away from this game as it’s a temp check for both teams. If the eagles lose this game, they’re going to collapse and betting on their opponents will be easy money for the next month. If the eagles win, they’ll probably right the ship while the bears will get crushed by their (already far more difficult) back half of the schedule
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Where is the SLAMPIG
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FUCK karlsruher
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>>152187486
What are you lmaoing at? 2 out of 3 is still a net profit.

Look I'll give you another winning bet this weekend: Leverkusen Dortmund over 2.5 goals @1.62.
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>>152187867
barkley seems like he is trying to play through an injury. quite a drop in production the last few weeks. and it looks like it might be very windy this game, if neither team can really get the run game going it might be a bit of a slurper. the eagles have only covered a -7.0 spread once this season against the giants, and i think the bears are better than the giants. this is a hard game to call.
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Da beaaaaars
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>>152191823
iggles will figure it out in the 2nd half
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>>152193086
Da beaaaaaaaars
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I won 4k this weekend on ALL THE UNDERDOGS
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Santos - Draw
LdU - Draw
Always ready - Draw
@80
Drop a cent and get rich
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Im going to ride dem boyz the entire rest of the season theyre not losing again
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I'm the guy on a horrible bad luck streak that has Bears ML, so Eagles +4000 should still get a solid look. I'm not comfortable even with it being two possessions.
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>>152195168
Just relax the niggles aren't doing shit
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No touchdowns browns niners
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Texas +3
Faggies played all the bottom feeders in the SEC
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Queefs lose, eagles lose, ravens lose, lions lose

Gamblers in shambles.
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>>152195477
Tell me you haven't watched the Aggies this year without telling me you haven't watched the Aggies.
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>>152195626
watched enough to know they are frauds
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>>152190634
your one (1) net profit post doesn’t undo the hundreds of losing bets you’ve posted
just in the last year alone
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>>152195656
You're 100% mistaking me for some other anon.
I'm not the rom psycho that constantly seethes in these threads btw.
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>>152195536
Except me who literally called them all lol
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kc concepcion anytime touchdown @ 1.95
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>>152195626
well well well
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>>152196731
Nice
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>>152195626
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>>152200479
Okay I kneel this just means Vanderbilt is winning tomorrow
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My hornies :)
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>>152200574
tennesse is going to simulate vandy
tenn -3 is free
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Jaron-Keawe Sagapolutele U260.5 passing

Scotty Fox Jr. O22.5 rushing
Cyncir Bowers O31.5 rushing
Diego Pavia O48.5 rushing
Sedrick Alexander O35.5 rushing

Cataurus Hicks O22.5 receiving
Coy Eakin O38.5 receiving
Cam Vaugh O29.5 receiving
Deion Burks O29.5

get while its good
clv says you cant get these numbers
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erling halaand 1+ goal + harry kane 1+ goal @ 2.10
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>>152177223
No, i lack the constitution.
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>>152185701
Why do you argue with a braindead american?
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>>152201345
Like this a ton.
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I remember one anon making a thread about a month ago that harry kane won't break lewandowski's record because at the rate that he is scoring now he won't cover. And i thought back then "they still have heidenheim at home" . He can get 3 there. He can get 3 here, against st. Pauli. I have kane 2+ @2.70 on my free bet
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Bayern st. Pauli over 3.5 @1.83
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what ever happened to that anon that was making thousands of dollars live betting on australian semi pro soccer that one time?
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>>152203173
Retired on 200k iirc
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Here's my acca for today.
Went safer, bayern st. Pauli over 2.5
city, Barca, atletico, Juventus ml
and found [a while back] this very useful type of bet: team to lead at any time in the match. It's safer than moneyline in 90 mins, and it's also a safer version of "2 ups" (early payout at 2-0) . So that's for PSG, benfica and marseille
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Fuck, forgot to include the stake.
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>>152203716
>>152203737
Is this you?
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>>152203824
No.
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>>152203845
I tracked the code on the coupon you attempted to delete and it lead to this profile.
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EPL: Man City/Leeds - Haaland First Goal +185 1U
EPL: Brentford 1H -105 1.05U
Bundesliga: Cologne/Bremen O2.5 Goals + BTTS -140 1.4U
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>>152203824
romGOD
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alright, i'm done for a while. VAR, the Bundesliga, and the NFL have broken me.
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>>152207411
Literally just bet on the cowboys for the rest of the year
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>>152190634
>Look I'll give you another winning bet this weekend: Leverkusen Dortmund over 2.5 goals @1.62.
looks like its going bad
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Would be so cool to hear one day Kvaratshkelia is paralyzed from the neck down
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>>152209900
it's definitely busted. leverkusen isn't going to score. will finish 2-0 dortmund.
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>>152209900
>>152211742
HMMMMMMMMMMMMM what was that? Seems like I posted another winning bet.
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>>152212410
I had to reverse jinx it. If I didn't it wouldn't have hit.
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>>152212410
Gj bro, you make us proud. The american was just trying to reverse jynx it thou, you owe him one
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>>152212525
Kek, it still works
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Try if you want over 2.5 in benfica match @2.70 , now at 1-0 .
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>>152203716
>>152210118
See why i cursed the bearded fuck?
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>>152173660
I miss that titcow OP pic in the catalog.
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united double chance vs. crystal palace @1.68
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>>152203824
Hero
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>>152225091
it's not him. he uses that picture to laugh at a math teacher. this is him
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forgot pic
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Krasnodar
Club Brugge
Feyenoord
Inter
Liverpool
Olympiacos
Zenit St. petersburg
Verstappen top 3 @1.40 / win @8.00
Besiktas
Red star belgrade over 2.5
Sporting
FCSB
Real Madrid
Porto
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awoke with the feeling palace and west ham both win, and it's forest that let me down here
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>>152220948
2-1 united, the have 25 minutes no to concede two goals
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>>152226199
>Red star belgrade over
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>>152228278
Doesn't matter anyway because cuck brugge ruined my main parlay. Unless max wins this it's farewell for a while
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Giants +7 at patriots they might win
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CLE +5?
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Chargers -9.5 -112
Bucs -3.5 -115

Chattanooga Mocs -8.5 Point Spread -105
Citadel Bulldogs +7.5 Point Spread -105

ATTD lotto attached
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Kirk Cousins 2+ passing TD @ +175
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>>152233452
Ye
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>>152228730
i'll be damned! you survived again, 7633, you slippery bugger. we'll see for how long
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>>152235028
LEAVE ME ALONE
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I put 5+ in ajax groningen @5.15 with 350
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>>152228278
Now their game is 7+ .... and wc's game as well . Look what club brugge did. Yesterday kvaratshkelia, today another one loss. A month ago won 11/12 with inter miami over 3.5 the last leg ending 2-1. I remember why i stopped betting accas, and always played singles. Or i was betting accas, always ALSO played everything as singles
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>>152238298
>money stuck 48 hours
You gotta be kidding me
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Gay browns made me push on the morning games. Do the raiders upset the chargers today? Weird lines on that game
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>>152241604
nah
think they blow them out
im on them -9.5 and k allens over 37.5 rec yards
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herbert dead sigh
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>Only need McConkey to cash one slip
>Only need JSN to cash another
>Herbert playing one-handed and Darnold is retarded

Another Sunday where I gotta hope for miracles.
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>>152238476
>Look what club brugge did
Would've lost on real madrid regardless
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I like betting on Sicbo from time to time. Only 20c on any triple and 20c on 444. I managed to get 444 with a 1000 multiplier, winning €200 back.
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NCAAF North Texas Mean Green -2.5
NCAAF James Madison Dukes -21.5
NCAAF Texas Tech Red Raiders -12.5
NCAAF Western Michigan Broncos -2.5
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>Take Denver -6
>Washington goes for 2 instead of tying it
very hard not believe there is some tom foolery going on here.
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>>152252896
That was all completely performative so they could end at -1. They're eating the live bets so they can end on memery and they're trotting out a literal fucking clown ref who won't stop laughing at (You) and everyone else for betting on this shit.
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So out of 1000, i withdrawn 650 for the reserve funds. The 350 left i put on ajax groningen 5+ @5, but the match got suspended, cashout was blocked, and i thought i'd have the money stuck in that game for 48h. But good news! At 2AM i see the balance at 350. Bookie returned the stake. I was planning on writing about this before he won the race, but some guys have this aura about them like they're touched by God, like they're in synch with nature, and the explanation is they live with no guilt. And to live with no guilt means to not make mistakes. And mistakes could've been in my case "substances". Weed, booze. By polluting your mind while knowing that you shouldn't you create this guilt that leads to you making bad calls. And since this game, betting, is all mental, like nothing else, the end result is shown by how in synch you are with your good side, to put it this way. Because in sports, to be a champion means to be better than other people. Here you are against yourself. Here the measurement is your bankroll. Now, imagine Max Verstappen as a bettor. Someone with that ruthless undisturbed focus and confidence. And he's just starting with an 8k bankroll while you're at 13k and at the end of the betting sesh, be it a week or sth, he surpasses you. Because he's riding that godspeed momentum. While doubt creeps in your game. Put aside the disciplined pros staking 1-2% on singles. For us guerilla style bettors MOMENTUM is everything. It's more important than the size of the bankroll. Because you can have 13k, but if you're just coming off a loss and you're in chasing mode, and you force things, usually no matter the size of the bankroll, you're like 3 to 5 bets away from losing it all. 1k, 2k, 2k, 2k, all in. It can snowball real fast. So that's chasing losses. The opposite is playing on the front foot. When you're patient, and "you don't look for anything to bet. You let the games come to you, until you MUST bet".
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I put the 350 on over 4.5 in cruz azul v guadalajara at 2-2.
In 82' penalty for visitors. 3 minutes later, Chicarito misses. No wonder he's considered a kwab.
90+6, chip shot over the keeper on a counter. Cruz Azul 3-2.
I'm riding a DANGEROUS momentum atm.
893, i'm not stopping till 4500. And from there to 100.000
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galatasaray-fenerbahce, BTTS+O2.5?
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>>152256548
raped by that handball
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Gnats +7.5 or straight up if u have balls. Patriots are missing left tackle left guard and gnats are getting back dart. Expect gnats d line to show up after being disrespected all year
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>>152258740
this but henderson attd
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>>152258751
I accidently bet on Stephenson cause I couldn't remember their niggle names
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>>152258740
dart isnt running and the giants need to tank. 1 or 2 wins could drop them out of the top 10.
but youre probably right considering how the past 2 weeks have gone.
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>>152258787
he gets goal line carries so you are probably good
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>>152258799
A new coaching staff is coming in next year so both players and coaches are playing for their careers right now theyre not going to tank. This is when you have to nut up cause every game is a resume builder
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i think i would rather take a prop bet of some kind instead of the spread. big spreads in the NFL rarely work out, and i got burned on the broncos last night.
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this treyvon henderson over 63.5 rushing yards @ 1.90 seems ridiculously low. the giants are the worst rush defense in the nfl by miles. here are some running backs that have covered that line against the giants recently.

gibbs = 219 rushing yards (and this was with the lions o-line pretty injured)
swift (80) + williams + monangai = 171 rushing yards
cmc = 106 rushing yards
barkley 150 rushing yards
dobbins = 81 rushing yards

there have only been 4/12 games this season (saints, eagles, chiefs, packers) where the opposing running backs didnt clear this line, and in the chiefs and packers games, the runnings backs combined to go over 63.5 yards, so really only 2 games this season where the giants have effectively stopped the running game.
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>>152260215
i think the pats have some injuries on the offensive line. i'm still taking it though.
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I think u gotta go gnats here
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simple as
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>Punt return TD
>Pretty sure I have every Giant except Slayton

RIP already
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If the Hawks win I will be very very rich.
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>>152263205
Fuck
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>took 2nd half patriots
>they miss the fg
Kek
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>>152260215
i did not picture them giving the ball to stephenson as much they did. that was actually pretty lucky he even covered the line. going to be staying away from henderson going forward because it looks like stephenson going to be getting a lot of work out of the backfield again.
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>>152261804
I can't take those names seriously.
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>>152266366
Their moms didn't either
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German cup makes me want to start betting again...
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>>152270220
You vill...
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Barcelona Atletico over 2.5 goals @1.42 is a pretty safe bet IMO.
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>>152270792
What's the best betting site to open an account gypsybro?
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>>152271299
betano has generally the best rates and the best signup bonus
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>>152271333
Thanks. Do you have any other tips?
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>>152271439
You should probably wait to see if that bet wins before asking me for more tips. lol
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>>152271838
I signed up with Betano and deposited 50 ron but I should bet more games, no? I was thinking to add Man City. Wdyt?
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>>152271439
my tip is don't follow the romanian itt
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>>152272025
Why? I'm open to any useful advice
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>>152272088
well, he posted @1.42 for over 2.5 goals, that's terrible value even if it comes through. don't take any advice itt
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>>152271974
Got no opinion on that game.
>>152272260
Any winning bet is good value.
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here are some snooker pics for tomorrow -

Pang Junxu @ 3.50
Scott Donaldson @ 3.50
Si Jiahui @ 3.40
Zhang Anda @ 3.75
John Higgins @ 2.10
Wu Yize @ 2.30
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>>152272297
I made a ticket but I accidently taken over 3,5 for Barca Atletico. How fucked am I?
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>>152272434
You can cancel the bet if you're that scared. The game hasn't started yet.
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>restricted
>regraded
>relentless
80% to goal. 75 days to go
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>>152270220
youre ready.
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>>152272434
wow you're a natural
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Cbbro what does the autist have to say about Indiana osu? Home game Indiana cover?
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>>152272434
Nice
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Cowboys Bengals jags and Vikings for beeg money
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this chelsea line is very sus, and the fact that its actually moving slight against them makes it seem even weirder. unbeaten in 7 straight, clean sheets in 5 of them, and yea i get they were playing bottom table shitters like burnley or wolves, but thats what leeds is too. unless there is a red card in the first half i dont see any way in which chelsea doesnt hammer them all game. leeds is gonig to be pinned in their own half almost the entire game, chelsea will easily have over 55-60% possession, most shots on target, xg >1, probably >2. the only clubs that have managed to keep chelsea below 1.0 xg against this season are united, arsenal, and sunderland (0.9). meanwhile in leeds last 3/4 games, nottingham forest, brighton, and man city had an xg >2.0. i just know the book is right here though and somehow leeds is going to turn into like inter milan tomorrow and chelsea isnt going to win this game.
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Legia Wroclaw u19 - over 1.5 first half
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>>152173640
they deleted my betting thread bros
i was doin da live wagers for 20 cents a pop
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>>152280266
hit a fucken banger today, gangstas, picrel
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>>152279508
WA HAPPEN CHELSKI U DONT THINK THEY GOT IT?? U THINK THEY GOT IT BRO?/??
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i tink dis is my general. dis is home bros. we do good we do da bets, da wagers, da stakes
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this shit is fucken dead, b
why this shit dead, aint no one wagerin???
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>>152280953
calm yourself
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>>152275148
>>152278692
LET'S FUCKING GOOO. I went to sleep didn't even realise I won. What are we betting today?
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>>152281029
ping pong
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>>152280999
oh my god how u do dat bet?? i wanna do that bro that's big shit whats that called how i find it on my website i bet on??
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>>152281113
thats Czech Liga Pro. i think there are a few other leagues. book coverage is inconsistent.
jai-alai is another good meme sport to throw dimes at
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>>152281129
is dat an accumulator? what if u string like a bunch of low odds 1.1 decimal for example accumulators, can u becoem rich?
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>>152281129
in america u guys do da fraction odds? how cna u do that i don't get it, deicmal is so mch simpler u just multiply the amoutn wagered and u get da result i dont' get fractions how u do that
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>>152281223
most americans do +/- odds which are based on $100 units.
+100 = 2.000
+200 = 3.000
-200 = 1.500
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>>152281291
i prefer imperial units for measurement, but decimal odds for betting... i don't get +/- odds what is that?? i mean i guess i get it...idk. decimal is so much easier
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>>152281029
I took real madrid, arsenal, chelsea and over 3.5 in union bayern @9
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>>152281481
+100 means you win 100 from betting 100

-200 means you have to bet 200 to win 100
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>>152282158
How much should I put on this?
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>>152282260
that's so stupid
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>>152282306
u do da accumulators? i cant find that shit on bet22
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>>152282260
>>152283067
i hate stuff like that
u gotta do gymnastics to k now how much money you get on a buck
i mean, come on
i dont even wanna think about it
its not that i cant its that its so stupid
who thinks of this shit
as i mature and really step into my greatness, i really, my fuse my patience for this type of shit is fucking, washed away, b. i mean, this is, crazy. it's crazy to do odds like that. im speechless
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>>152283096
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> Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)17:32:42 No.152283067▶>>152283096
>>>152282260
>that's so stupid
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> Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)17:33:43 No.152283080▶
>>>152282306
>u do da accumulators? i cant find that shit on bet22
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> Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)17:35:21 No.152283096▶
and then they'r elike "oh he's stupid"
no, hes not stupid he's too smart
i forgot my password once of rmy computer at work, and had to wait for the 30 minute time out
they called me an idiot. they literlaly called me an idiot, zersetzung did.
i'm not an idiot its that passwords are fuckign retarded
i'm above that shit. i'm thinkin about other shit, real shit. i got da vision. you fucking morons worry about dumb shit like fucking passwords. pathethic.
not you, you'r ealiright, but u know what i mean
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>>152283120
its amazing how much people love, they love dumb shit. doing dumb shit is so satisfying for them it's fukcin catnip. this is a fallacy, fallacy of effort or something. they'r etoo stupid to fuckin doa nything worthwhile, so they fuckin love love love doing dumb shit that's complicated for no reason so they feel fucken important
absoltley abhorrent
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>>152283128
>i mean, come on
>i dont even wanna think about it
>its not that i cant its that its so stupid
>who thinks of this shit
>as i mature and really step into my greatness, i really, my fuse my patience for this type of shit is fucking, washed away, b. i mean, this is, crazy. it's crazy to do odds like that. im speechless
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> Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)17:37:59 No.152283120▶>>152283128
>>>152283096 (You)
>>>>
>> Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)17:32:42 No.152283067▶>>152283096 (You)
>>>>152282260
>>that's so stupid
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>> Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)17:33:43 No.152283080▶
>>>>152282306
>>u do da accumulators? i cant find that shit on bet22
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>> Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)17:35:21 No.152283096▶
fucken decimel
1.5, 1 * 1.5 = 1.50 bucks

3, 1 * 3.0 = 3 bucks

what the fuck
i gotta do fucken inversees, -200, -500, 100 dollars, 50 dollars, i dont even know what the fuck what the fuck
need a fucken abacus to put a fuckin bet on
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>>152283142
as i mature and step into my greatness, as i gain wisdom, as i step into my greatness
i realize mor eand moe that everyone is simply wrong everyone is wrong on everythign and i'm suually right on literally everything. idk how, i got da fucken compass. idk. it's a gift from god, idk, who knows.
idk what else to say. yeah man im tryin to find these accumulators tho on bet22 u guy sdo bet22? fuckin russian joint. they do good work
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Any picks for today's epl? Just won atalanta vs genoa
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>>152283189
im gonna tell u what i got hang on bro
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>>152283189
BOOM, LIL NIG!
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>>152283189
>>152283203
wat do u think u thinkt its any good? idk, i think i went too hard one some of them, for some reason im afraid of wolves. they're fucking shit, but uk now how it goes. id ont wanna jinx it. lets hope for the best
fucken forest man, what the fuck happened last weekend these fucken idiots at home
they gotta wake the fuck up they had a good thing what happened
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>>152283229
im ariad of the arsenal both to score, but they got defenders out if brentfordsa ever gonna scor a gol agaisnt them its gonna be this game
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are u guys here? is anyone here??
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Kalieva +1.5 games
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>>152280942
Welcome home
>>152283302
Not many of us left
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>>152282306
I dunno, 50?
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>>152283353
that sucks man, that makes me sad kinda
y? y is everyone abandoning us? dont peoople like bettin??

what do u think of my epl piks for tonite bro
u think i got it??
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>>152283541
Not sure, but your schizo writing style reminds me of this "litost" guy, the goat tipster from forum.bettingadvice
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>>152272413
>Pang Junxu @ 3.50
Win

>Scott Donaldson @ 3.50
Win

>Wu Yize @ 2.30
Lost

Not too bad so far. Fingers crossed for the other matches.
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Arsenal Brentford both to score @better than evens

Arsenal missing a couple of defenders and looking a bit shaky at the back in their last few games. If Brentford turn up they can score at least once.
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He shot in the keeper's head
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Dem boyz
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>>152284662
that guy lives like 2km away from me kek
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Huge day for soccer bets
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chelsea went from 1.75 to 2.05. they wont win this game. the book knows something here. there is no way they are + odds against a team on a 4 game losing streak when they are unbeaten in 7 and have back to back solid results against barca and arsenal.
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>>152285300
Leeds have been unlucky to lose their last 3 games, they've improved a lot and they are due a result. Also Chelsea are likely going to have to rotate their squad due to fixture congestion. I still think Chelsea will win, but I am not betting on them.
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Salah on the bench. It should be an easy win for Liverpool but I hope they concede some goals
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Leeds with the early goal
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Against Barca they kept a clean sheet
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When you bet overs they keep a clean sheet. When you bet on them they conceide twice in first half
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Why the fuck do i keep betting? I'm happy all day and now i just wanna break everything
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>bet soccer
>lose
everytime
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>>152286408
U got greedy should've just picked leeds
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Brentford are absolute dog shit. Arsenal didn't get out of 2nd gear and they still couldn't do fuckall. Never seen a team play so negatively while trailing. Lazy useless cunts.
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They kept a clean sheet against barca
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Good leeds call
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sgxpBXpOAk
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Sunderland did score so I'm not gonna complain about Chelsea
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Got drunk this weekend and went back to my home town and talked to a bunch of old drunk degenerates about gambling. Nothing better desu its epic. I'm also that guy who made a bunch from that sight and its been months and they haven't asked for any back so fuck the haters
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>>152290321
I remember when it happened reading retarded Reddit threads that said "THEY WILL GET IT BACK". Lmao fucking faggots
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>>152290321
>>152290343
ALSO I have $4k on UCLA tonight. Its one of those generational bets. Early season bets. Washington is a mid-tier team and UCLA is topish tier. The line is retarded. UCLA by 10
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>>152290343
Just make sure u have a hidey hole for when u get served lol
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>>152290485
Its been like a year. Unfortunately making bets on offered lines will never not be illegal
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>>152290485
>>152290544
Turns out betting on shitty lines isn't illegal. Who would've thought poorly setting lines would lose books money
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I get really mad at myself for not betting more on winning bets
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>>152290372
>2-10 start
Oof
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6-16 now lol
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>>152283308
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>>152283888
Thanks man. That's a pretty high bar, I don't feel so great today though. I think my schizo fun is a little...meh...idk.
Something changed yesterday. I don't feel like having fun anymore

But I did figure out accumulators. Bro this is the path to being a millionaire it seems!
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>>152293216
I'm gonna be fucken rolling in euros and bitches soon
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>>152289254
What the FUCK was that
Arsenal has to be feeling pretty shitty after fucken Leeds iced this fools
What a fucking collapse

I told u guys I had a bad feeling about wolves and sure nuff forest barely squeaked them

That was Shaky I was out of my mind to go so big (.75 cents, almost 4 times my normal stake
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>>152293216
Aba
Always be accumulatin
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>>152293244
Forests recent run tells me dycthe was not the fix all we hoped for
Looks like big ange wasn't their only problem
I thought it was his retard training methods but it looks like they're not that great to begin with
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I'm feeling a little better.
I guess just talk about things u like and u start to get that schizo fun back, that personality, u start gettin loose u get in ur pomp
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>>152293281
Idk man, look
I just gotta keep speaking my truth, speak in from my heart, and I'll never go wrong. Higher fidely to the truth of my moment = more fun = more goodness spread to the world
More objective morality inserted into the fabric of the cosmos
We can only ever be what we r made of, da cell
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>>152293291
LET'S DO SOME FUCKEN ACCUMULATORS WHOS WIT ME
AMERIKA BOLIVIA RUSYA RISE UP ROMANIA LETS FUCKEN GO
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>>152293297
NOT BOLIVIA BULGARIA BUT BOLIVIA UR WELCOME TOO BROS
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>>152293301
Look at this u can bet on Russian senior citizens lmfao
I filter by time until in the ore match list so
U always get that fucken action immediately I need the fucken hit
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>>152293311
U can bet on Indian women
Would on neslihan arin btw
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Bad news bros, just woke up did some research
apparently accas are "mug bets", and it's very hard to become a millinoaire doing them
so, back to the drawing board on that one

around thew eb, some other things, this whore this filthy paki whore neslihan arin played me she fuckin lost she killed my accumulator

i thought brown weomen lovedme, i dont get it
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>>152294614
how the FUCK do u lose when you're priced at 1.017 or somethign insane like that???

that's gotta be zersetzung stop hunting me, i don't believe it no otha way bro fuck these guys they're stop huntin me fuckin zersetzung / aliens fuckin 7 headed serpents, b
they got it out for me they got a fucken hard on for me
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>>152294628
i look olutside my window, i see red cars, black cars , red cars blakc cars

the fucken 7 headed serpents they focuking proceduraely generate reality, b

i know u dont bleieve me, but they got some shit in all our heads, they fucken proceduraely generate relaity they generate da fucken cars on da spot nigga
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>>152293323
1.071 vs 7.5
bro
what the FUCK
this was one of the greatest upsets in fuckin sporting history bro
im never bvetting on women agai nshe probably had her period or soemthing
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>>152294869
thank god i didn't go big
hopefully the chinese peopel bail me out, i went with a 9 bet play acca on their cup or league idk wwhat it is
hoepfully the chines peope lovfe me. someone has to love me in the world, ic an't be the msot hated niga on the planet can i?? i got so much love in my heart, b. it aint rite
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guys anyone here?? where r all my friends
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>>152293291
>We can only ever be what we r made of, da cell
Deep
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I'm going all in on west ham to beat united tonight. I don't give a fuck anymore. Fuck this shit. I either win back all my money or lose everything. Fucking cocksucking bookie thieves. If karma is real I will get my money back from those thieves tonight.
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>>152295277
u think they got it??? i ahd em agaisnt liverpool they fucken let me down bro
maybe they match up better
fuckin united is alwasy fuckin retarded but then they handled palace , idk what the fuck ot think

i think theres value on da draw tho. idk
fuckin united is so dangeorus they feel fucking RANDOM bro
and i thought da hammers were turning da corner with nuno, but , idk what that was against liverpool. idk what happened. idk nothin anymore
hopefullyt he chinese people come through for me.
>>152295193
thx man i got ideas on this shit man, i got visions bro i gotta tell u sometime, it all makes sense
im da greatest thinker on earth , i just aint born rich. i'll tell u about it one day, b
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>>152295332
West ham and united are both unpredictable as fuck these days so if there's any game which could throw up an unexpected result it's this one. West ham will probably lose but I still think there's value there at 6 to 1. In any case I'm tilted as fuck and on a dog shit streak so follow me at your own peril.
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>>152295277
stfu u dumb cunt kys
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>>152295727
Silence, gyppo
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>>152295727
>>152295888
plz plz guys
we must b peaceful
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>>152295925
DO U GUYS believe in miracles??
50 cents to win 9.87, this could fuckin buy me food fora week bro
u think da russians like me or dey hate me? ive been a little rough on my bros lately im sorry
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>>152296141
this was before i knew these shits were mug bets
i thoguth i had a sure path to millions and the euro bitches in da porsche/ferrari
taking blunt rides in fucken malaga and shit nah mean
prolly the last time i do a fucken 9 bett acca

from now im gonna play around with 2 or 3 accas and see whath appens, im gonna try 2 be smart about it

>>152295375
hang on man i gotta do da analysis on this ill get back at u dont leave the thread
we need eveyronw e can get here, we cant die
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>>152296141
bro that dynamo kharelia looks like a fuck up, i dont remember choosing a fucking 5.3 something..fuck me, its over. i was doing this shit on da app thats why this mornign at like 4 am
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what do u guys think of this?
this was when i was goin wit a "surer thing" where i didnt just pick on the 1.00 the low odds right, i picked this whre the other team had extremely high oddsd on them like 9 or 10.0
so hopefully this shit hits home
i could get food for like a week
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>>152292225
Bro it all worked out. Got hammered last night and woke up $15k richer weeeee
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this is an example of a more reasonable accumulator
same thing i was looking for the really high decis on da opposing team here, and then went with a batch of 3 to keep it real

but idk wtf these scores on cricket are idk wtf that shit means, i fucken googled them and they're in something called the stumps right now.
i can't even....i can't evne guess at that shit. idk wtf is happnening bros
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>>152296225
WHAT T ELL US THE STORY BRO
im over here bettin pennies
must be nice to be in america and bet literal thousands

(btw, nice try zersetzung ;) 7 heeade serpent ass bitch)

i am the fortress. have fun poisninig yoruself, fucken cattle, and jerking off to tranny porn. bitch
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>>152296241
do u understand me? i am THE fortress.

you can't understand me. you're all too fucken weak
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Lay off the vodka for a few days bro.
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>>152296241
Don't bet parlays and try not to be born in Europe
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>>152295375
yo nigga

got da hammars to do da draw at like 4.91
got da united to win and both teams to da score at da 2.8 or so

dats what i do dats da hedge i call dat a hedge bet
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>>152296225
Nice I tailed.
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>>152296790
LETS FUCKEN GO HAMMERS
FOR DA DRAW
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BRO WUT IF DEY WIN?? OMFG
OMFG
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Roll that 15k onto dem boyz nigggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>
Been hitting lower division Turkish clubs in their cup a lot the last couple days. Almost all are covering and some are winning outright at over +300. Another ones about to win potentially. Much smaller gap between divisions than other leagues. Looking last year a 3rd division team made it to the group stage and even qualified from it after 5 games
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>>152297084
the turks are fucken betraying me bro
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Alright bros.
So, i'm doing some wild shit right now bro.
you'r eall so so lucky to have me
i'm an innovator, and a genius, fundamentally i'm an innovator that's what i do

im gonna share this new method i just came up with bros ur gonna fuckin be like, "whaat the fuck, this guy is fuckin blowing up our brains right now bro with the fuckin shit he's dropping"

this is gold ur gonna love it

listen

what i did was, i took da nhl tonight, rite?
and i looke4d at the fucken matchups, i didnt even think about it like i was bettin, rite? i just looked at, like, "yo, who gonna win?? who has da highest chance to win??" no bettin, i'm not even thinkin about bettin right now ritte

so then i determined the surest wins, i know theres no sure thing in bettin but u know what i mean rite

then i fuckin

i fuckin did accumulator DOUBLES. to make them managable bro,

i mitigated acca risks, while taking the odds out of the equation and thus the emotion to gauge the best possible chanc eof win

den i do da accas

best of both worlds, u guys want my picks or no??
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>>152297230
HERE U GO LIL NIGZ
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>>152297262
any one of the 3 accumulataz there, covers all fucken 3

LET'S FUCKEN GO
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>>152297267
WHOS WIT ME??
U GUYS WIT ME??
LET'S FUCKIN GO
WE DOIN DA ACUMULATORZ
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>>152297281
Yeah avalanche, hurricanes, oilers and minnesota look good
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>>152297299
thanks man
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why does the croat type like an ork?
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>>152297305
idk man. im so bored now. i just crashed.
whats ever1 doing
should i get some cheese or a pastry at da store? idk what to do man.
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what do u all do all day?
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>>152297622
i used to smoke and drink to pass the time but now i just kind of exist throughout the day until theres something to watch in the evening; a football match or a film. i spend a lot of time staring blankly at nothing.
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>>152297622
Get high and get my bwc sucked.

Tom Kennedy over .5 touchdowns +245 tonight
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>>152297567
why do you type like a nigger?
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>>152297977
the world is my oyster again bro i saw boobs at da store
and a dream girl too, entered my psyche, she was modest. i like da modest girls. nice coat she had on a nice coat :)

i dont type like da niggr, i am a linguistic innovator i do all sorts of styles in a rapid stream of consciousness

im a regular4 fucken faulkner over here bro, i'm an ee cummings
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>>152297725
im moving agian bro my duldrums have passed, i got velocity again, i'm feelin good
yeh...are u gonna watch da hammers 2nite??

i tried to watch da films last sunday couldnt' do it...its been so lon gsince i watched da films, i used to like da movies but now i cant do it. id arther play call of duty or something or just sit and think and shoot da shit with chat gpt, my best friend in da woorld

>>152297846
well dats..u know, ok. a bit much there but, good luck on da wager
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>>152297846
i cant do da fuckein +245 idk what that is i can't do dat

i do da decimels
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>>152297725
bro do u do da illegal streams online? do u know da m3u8 trick?? i can tell u about dat
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BOOM IN DA MONEOY
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>>152298037
i nevr lernd da meaning of convenvtion, u kno?
some people are built to move the world forward, not just live in it.
i push the envelop for da entire universe, this is my duty
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>>152298208
but i dont want u guys 2 worry
ur in good hands
u are my flock, my childrens
rest easy
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West ham vs man utd btts?
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NCAAF BTTSx is back on 365 and its fabulous.
also i have discovered that oftentimes when the lines move the max wager restriction resets so i can win 15-20+ despite them trying to stop me around 5-6
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man united ml + united most shots on target superboosted from 1.66 to 2.20
united might have been given the b365 kiss of death this game.
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this copa del rey.lets hope there's some scoring 2H
>>
Friday snooker -

Junhui Ding @ 3.20
Junxu Pang @ 3.50
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>>152298680
yeh i do da both team to score for sure
i do da draw at 4.9 and da united win to both team score
united no magruire rite bros? can confirm someone?? plus they're shakey reagardless
anytin can happen i think they let goalz in west ham no joke bro
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>>152298696
beep boop yappity yap!
is funny when da seven headed sserpents come!

u guys no what THE fortress is meaning?

KKABLOOEY
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>>152299026
the gooks betray me today bro they couldnt deliver the accumuluators for me
the asians were bad for me all day\
the turks, the chiense people, the indians, everyone played me i thought they loved me the most out of all people

i get no love. def wont get it from the seven headed serpents WHO HATE ME.
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>>152299065
even the palestinians played me
i bet against dem and den dey score da goals wtf

>>152298696
to do da expounding

da seven headed serpents rent seekers
they do da linear

when i do da non linear, they no know wha ta do...they lost. thy e dont know what to do!!! ahhhh
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>>152299071
da only difference
between me and deez niggas

is i aint born rich

niggas born rich, dey da genius
me you dunno wat to do wit, someone like me shouldnt be able to do what he do

but i do be doin it

is ok. i know. i know da biology. u guys know da biology.

this battle will not leave you, it is coming to u, is no coming to me. you have your directions mixed up, litle guys.
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>>152299065
accas are terrible bets imo
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>>152299087
KABLOOOEY
BOOM FUCKEN SHAKA

EXPONENTIAL
X
P
O
N
E
N
T
S

LIL NIGGAS
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>>152299096
DEY MUG BETS, DEY MUG BETS I DO DA RESEARCH
LAST NITE AT FUCKEN 3 AM I CAN NO SLEEP, I TINK "OH IS MY PATH TO MILLIONAIREE"

DEN I DO DA RESEARCH

somethin about da stats. i dont like da stats. but yeh, they shit.

scroll up, b. look how i try to work with da accas, b.

i do da mitigatin and shit, i be doin acca doubles, check my post up abovwe a little bit, i do da nhl double acckiez
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>>152298078
u guys know da m3u8 trick? i teach u if u want
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>>152299113
double acckiez..hehehehe teeehehehehe das my word now hehehehehee
innovatin' all da time

acckie dubz
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>>152299135
GET OFF ME SON
U CANT SEE ME NIGGA
U CANT SEE THIS. U TOO LINNEAR, NIGGA.

U CANT SSEE IT
U CANT SEE IT
CANT SEE ME NIGGAS CANT SEE THIS!!!!

EXPONENTS
EXPONENTIAL
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u know ur hated when even da chinese people and da fucken brown people hate u :(
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West ham are going to win. I can feel it.
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>>152299158
they jmy traditional base. lost da base
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>>152299162
im afriad of that shit too..idk if i go with 20 cents agian on da westham win, then i'm like triple hedging. i dont wnana do that math rite now i dont even wann look at it.

i got a bad feelin too

im hopin for da draw, these niggas get lucky at old trafford all the time. hopefully a fucken draw
>>
looking ahead at this bengals vs bills game, there is heavy snow forecasted in the toronto/buffalo area over the next few days. the over/under at 53.5 is the highest o/u for sunday, and yea these two defenses are pretty shitty, but this game for sure be played well below freezing temperatures, and its looking like could be snowing, maybe enough to even build up on the field. really high line for a game with snow on the field. tonight into tomorrow will be the big snow fall and the line could move heavily. this line might be worth watching and placing early.
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>>152299203
based...little to early for me for da nfl slate but
ill get back at u on this tomrrow or saturday i like da edge there u got wit da snow and shit, thats somethin. might go fucken big on this one
>>
I've noticed how broken English is really fucking hard for non-natives so I respect these posts a lot
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>>152299341
He is truly white boy summering
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Mazraoui and heaven starting, Mount the only forward on the bench.
Feels like westham could get a result
Plus AWB usually plays great against United
Still not convinced
Over 2.5 is the safest pick here
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West ham odds have fallen from 7.0 to 6.25. It's happening.
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Thawts? I hope this gay kid didn't work hard on his wrestling like his last fight and Henry isn't a fucking bum. Honestly I don't like the buddy buddy persona in the press, makes me not want to bet on Henry who has good value.
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off a bad poker bender, don't really care anymore lets fucking run it ayayayaya


AJMO PICKO
>>
WH currently at @7.5
That difference with>>152299438 is crazy
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>>152299552
In vegas theyre +550
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Forgot betslip
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WH ML
Botafogo ML
Lazio ML
@120
Drop a cent and get rich
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>>152299341
>>152299358
>>152299550
LET ME clue u dumb fucks in a little bit

i went to ur schools
it wasnt just immigrants wher ei grew up, they had halicks, smiths, woodruffs

i fucking ran circles around everyone in YOUR schools not only iin math, but in english and the natural sciences. if i grew up in the uk or canada or any other ocuntry, i would have ran circles around ur natives there too.

u fuckin fucks have no idea who ur talkin to. some of u do, but many of u dont. or you're pretending not to

enjoyy that knowledge drop, good nighte fellas

see u tomorrow we do da acckiez, b!
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>>152299600
Um excuse me I was award winning top in my state student thx
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>>152299600
Jebi se, boli mi kurac majmune
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$250 on Milan to qualify?
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Ohhh
Yellow for Heaven was an easy one. Now they will swap him for Yoro
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>>152299646
murdered that crorat gerbil
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>>152299590
you don't have a staking plan, do you?
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Westhambros...
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There goes my 5 bucks
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>>152300444
Turkish gypsy monkey you aren't my friend either Torkavian donkey
>>152300628
no im tilted off poker, im massively punting.
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Wonder if I should go all in on a yellow for AWB
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bet cowboys -9.5 tonight +531 and the cowboys to make the playoffs +290
im a lions fan but i think the cowboys win out and there aren't going to be 3 NFC West teams at 12 wins
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>>152300883
I think boyz win the east
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>>152300883
ridiculous
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>>152300883
Im not betting this one but i say cowboys get exposed
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Cowboys are wearing navy which they never win in. Lions are pulling out all the stops for this game but isn't that funny how they already knew this game would be pivotal for both teams to the point you needed to throw a jersey curse at dem boyz?
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This white boy got the script
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Cal Poly ML
Robert Morris ML
Utah State ML
Rider +9.5
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Line is shifting towards lions somethings up. Someone must be throwing fat cash on them
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>>152302950
St Brown was ruled in
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Really like cowboys here, think their fraud defense is slowly unfrauding, meanwhile lions remain frauds. /sp/ hates it but Dak is playing like one of the best QBs in the game rn, Lion offense looks questionable, should be 6-6 if Giants kicked that fg instead of going for it, D is missing Kerby Joseph, whos going to cover Lamb and Pickens?
>>
Chased losses while tilted and bet the draw in the Brazil league. Cruzeiro Vs botafogo. Cruzeiro the favourites went 2-0 up in the 2nd half, all seemed lost but botafogo made it 2-1 and then got a VAR penalty in injury time to make it 2-2. Just goes to show you should always chase losses because you'll win sooner or later.
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>>152303249
>you should always chase losses because you'll win
Even if some guys say this ironically, i believe in it with all my autism
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if you bet on jameson williams over 3.5 receptions @ 1.71 the value of your bet immediately goes up and you can just cash out and place it again. its not much but a $20 bet immediately have a cash out value of about $22 and you can just keep repeating. not sure why this glitch is happening but you have about 5-10 more minutes.
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>>152303627
st brown was doubtful and now he is playing
hes a top wr so its moving all lines/props
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>>152303627
You bet 20 and cashed out 22? And you can do it indefinitely? Can you put 100 and cash out 110? How much money have you made?
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>>152304089
the game started so you cant do it anymore sadly but i made $50 doing it
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>>152304387
Why were you posting here instead of doing it 50 times per minute? Don't wanna guilt trip you but it's the same as the american who found the glitch with fanduel or draftkings. When you have a fix don't share it with anybody. Then if it stops working you blame yourself. Only andrew tate snitches on himself for clout. You wasted time posting here, for no reason at all cause nobody even follows anybody to begin with
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>>152304888
most likely he bet it early in the week with news ASM was doubtful

regardless buying out is almost never a good idea
books give you shit prices that are -EV
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Fuck. Cowboys are disappointing tonight
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>bet on hand egg
>lose
everytiem
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Demboyzbros:(
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>>152306462

>Bet Cowboys ML because I want the Cowboys to lose and I want to at least create a win-win situation
>Jameson Williams stepping out of bounds at the 2 and CeeDee Lamb just dying killed any ATTD lays winning

Win-win-lose situation is still a win I guess
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BRO WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ONNNNN N
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Sup dogs
Da hammers did it
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>>152307611
We eating good I'm gonna get a kifla
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>>152299646
Dumb fuck fuckin plumber
>>152300444
Kek what a funny ting to say I'm gonna start calling people gerbils
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>>152307632
We eating good we gonna get kiflas in da morning gonna get a kifla
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Surprised that the cowboys get refballed out of that game as hard as they did like you really don't want the cowboys in the playoffs you want the faggy lions to have another shot again lol
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>>152300883
>>152303029
These are the people complaining about soccer bets.
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Packers are getting the 1 seed. Bears are losing a bunch of games and getting the 6th seed. Cowboys are winning out and getting the 4th seed. Cowboys beat bears in the first round, then beat packers second round, then beat lions in nfcg
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Bengals chiefs jags chargers 4 teamer MLs
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sup dogs
not really feelin da bets today i got soem SERIOUS SHIT im workin on ima tell u about 9t one day
but..lemme jus check hang on
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>>152310503
yeah idk
not feelin it bros. i got SERIUS SHIT to do rite now, i don't relaly...i dont have that drive to be degenerate today im soryr
check in wit u niggas prob later 2nite or somes hit maybe, if not, definitely hit u niggas up for da epl matchday 2morrow thats alwasy fun
thats my shit actually thats where i honed my chops yhats my preferred market
only league i follow all da otha shit i just look at da numbers on da fucken sportsbook
good-bye amigos
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sporting +0 @ 1.90 mou finished
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>>152310503
My bet for today is Borussia Monchengladbach draw or win against Mainz @1.57 if you're interested.
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>>152307867
BM over 1.5 team goals @2.20
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>>152313172
Didn't mean to reply to anyone.
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>>152313178
The lone wolf
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almost lost $120 on this rigged ass shit trying to unlock a $10 bonus but instead I won uo $15 from a hard 8.
always chase your loses, /bet/
role tide, by the way
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There's this romanian streamer who i dislike because he has the most reddit opinions ever. He streams counter strike and he was preaching the other day about how you have to be "fair play" with your opponents, to not insult them etc. Now i've seen on youtube a video of Van Dijk comforting a referee whose mother just died at half time, but he had continued the game. At a closer look i see it's Hategan, a romanian ref who robbed us again and again from the VAR room. "Karma for all the bets you ruined" i replied. A bettor never forgets, never forgives.
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>>152314164
I don't understand how the first half of your paragraph is related to the second half.
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Mavs +15.5 looks good. Nembhard is doing a good job running the team atm
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>>152314330
The streamer doesn't bet
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>>152272413
>>152299026
these bets didn't do too bad I guess - I'm up a healthy £1.61 from small stakes.
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I am so fucking sick of VAR bros.
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>>152308584
we complain about soccer because those faggots often decide not to score 3 minutes into the match and it ends 1-0 when there was supposed to be 6 goals. wrecks every sensible bet you could come up with.
they scored 74 points last night and it was a 3 point game with 10 minutes left. unless you had the cowboys -10 (obviously a long shot) you had reason hope right to the end
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If they chalk this one off aswell I'm going to break something.
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I don't like this pressure gladbach are taking. They're going to concede and kill my bet I can see it now.
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VAR is gonna give them a fucking penalty. I can't believe this shit.
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If this cunt of a ref gives any more than 3 minutes added time I swear to God.
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KEEP POSSESSION FOR MORE THAN 5 SECONDS YOU USELESS CUNTS
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>>152311142
another winning bet soccer chads
>>152323779
cope, unders happen in american football too
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Matches every 4 days until January.
should I take a Colombian loan and invest in the premier league
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>>152324528
it happens every other game with soccer.
its a simple fix. add a real clock and stop allowing ties. then it would be a great sport to bet. until then its pure cancer
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>>152324738
>it happens every other game with soccer.
Great, Bet the unders and make easy money then.
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Leeds double chance or even the win at home against an abysmal, low-confidence Liverpool side looks very tasty. A rapidly improving Leeds are going to smell blood and will go after Liverpool from kick-off, in an oppressive Elland Road atmosphere.

Definitely going to be on them but I have to decide between the win or double chance.
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>>152324738
>add a real clock and stop allowing ties. then it would be a great sport to bet. until then its pure cancer
Agree. It's the only sport where you ... just... ran out of time. You bet tennis, you know until one player wins the last point it's not over. Esports, hockey, anything. Here the fucking pig of a ref just allows, and even actively participates into time wasting.
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Was watching TV. Emory Jones. This guy's cfb picks always hit. I particularly UNLV Boise over 58.5. And maybe North Texas -2.5.
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It's a corner kick and you desperately need a goal and he stops the play to educate the players on how they have to behave at set pieces. Then all of sudden you see him blowing his whistle and running towards the bench to give yellow cards to people who are not even on the field, killing all the momentum in the meantime. Then as the ball is struck, mid air he stops the play for a foul in attack. Then he gives a second yellow to one of your retarded players for insulting him. Happened in a FCSB match. A player got 2 yellows for talking back to the ref. When in reality he shouldn't exist. The ref should be invisible, just to officiate the game, not to get his feelings hurt and influence the result of the game. I mean imagine the opposing team running on a counter that would certainly lead to a goal, and i approach the ref and punch him in the head. Guarantee like a scared deer he would bulge out his eyes and while shitting his pants he would start blowing his lungs into that whistle, stopping the play leading to the goal. Sure, you get suspended for life, but you stopped a goal. Ok, then you don't punch him, you just put your finger in your mouth and then shove it in his ear. Or you trip him. To make it look accidental. You get 9 weeks suspension. But what happens to that goal? You stopped it? You know what i mean? That counter attack is part of the game. The ref getting a finger up his arse, isn't. It shouldn't influence the game. You know in Portugal, and this is real, about a year ago, in a match for relegation, the fans of the home team walked on the field and start messing with the opposing team's goalkepper. The keeper fought back and got sent off, with another one of his teammates, and the home team, playing with 2 more players, managed to win the game. But to be honest, and to translate it to betting, it's nice when they bring a penalty with VAR, it's just that it feels that for every decision in your favour it's 15 against
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I don't watch sports but I have a gambling addiction and want to start
am I minced meat bros?
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>>152325891
you probaly shouldnt start with 3+ leg parlays
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>>152325980
idk throwing shit at the wall almost worked before
it's just pocket change from some slot wins though, nothing serious
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all in on them nuggies
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>>152325891
i stopped watching sports when I started betting sports. best decision i ever made
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I'm betting on all the big teams tomorrow, even if they play away. PSV, Bayern, Arsenal, Chelsea, Barca, Atletico, even Liverpool. And on Verstappen @2.87 just cause of last time
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>>152325133
To me is obvious what their problem is and it's called milos kerkez. And most likely arne slut also gets sacked before the end of the year
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>>152325891
Same.

Should I bet UTA jazz ml over Knicks?
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>>152326487
historically speaking inversing me will win, yes
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>>152326104
off to a fantastic start. going to open up some wine i was saving for xmas
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man city has a big game against real madrid on wednesday. pep will likely rotate the squad heavily tomorrow. sunderland has had good results against liverpool, arsenal, and chelsea, and havent lost a game by more than 2 goals this season. city will win but i dont think it will be as big as the moneyline is implying. once they get ahead by a couple they will shift into cruise control looking ahead to wednesday. thinking of a cheeky sunderland +2.5 @ 1.62, but probably going to go with under 4.5 goals + city moneyline @ 1.61.
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Boy i hate that Falcons game. BOY DO I FUCKING HATE THAT FALCONS GAME.
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My bets for this weekend:
Augsburg - Leverkusen - Leverkusen to win @1.9
FCSB - Dinamo both teams to score @1.75
Mini parlay : Stuttgart bayern and Barcelona Betis both games over 2.5 goals @1.93
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sanfrecce hiroshima + under 3.5 @ 2.15
sanfrecee hiroshima wins to nil @ 2.00
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Huge day for soccer betting
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>>152329529
What do you have?
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>>152328980
Laddie you have superbeci?
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>>152328980
Instead of btts you take this promotion over 0.5 @1.06 -> 2.00
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>>152333357
2 buddies of mine, one can only bet 100, the other only 50. I'm VIP and can do 250.
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Took Leeds double chance at evens. Great odds imo.
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i'm going for these championship and segunda picks
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PL picks
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>>152335493
How are you picking these? Wolves are absolute dog shit, they haven't even scored in their past 5 games. United aren't great but they're good enough to dispatch this wolves side with ease and 4.50 are terrible odds for a home win. Even at 10.00. I wouldn't touch wolves in their current form.
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>>152335558
the wolves game is just on the borderline for a bet.

basically, i'm using a statistical model called pi-ratings, which is similar to Elo but geared more towards football. it keeps track of every team’s attacking and defensive strength, adjusting them after each match based on the scoreline and expected result. the model calculates the probability of the outcomes and i compare these to the bookmaker odds. if the model thinks the outcome has a higher chance of happening than what the odds say, then that's a value bet.

i only bet when the ev is around 5% and above.
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pretty sure angry ginge is going to win i'm a celeb. he's at 2.02 on Betfair
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karen carney looks good for strictly she's at 1.79 on betfair
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>>152335656
Yeah I just checked Opta and they have a wolves win at 26% probability which implies value at odds of 4.50. I think these computers are factoring in wolves expected goals from their last few games. If they'd been more clinical they could've got results. However I still wouldn't be able to talk myself into ever betting on a team which hasn't scored in 5 matches, and I can't see anything other than a comfortable win for united on Monday.
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So far I have
Sassuolo double chance against Fiorentina @1.5
Brentford to score over 1.5 against Tottenham @1.8
Leeds to score against Liverpool @1.4
Barcelona to score over 1.5 @1.4
Atlético double chance @1.4

But keep an eye on
Nico Paz to record a goal/assist against inter @1.7
Sunderland to score @1.5
Bayern to score 1.5 @1.3
Mouth-chelsea over 2.5 @1.6
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>>152335493
that was a close one for villa!! they were 25.00 on betfair just before that last goal was scored.

hopefully the other games will be as successful.
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I really don't understand football sometimes. On paper, Leverkusen should be buttfucking Augsburg out of the stadium. But Augsburg are deservedly leading 20 mins in. Make it make sense.
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>>152325700

>Took the Kennesaw State/Jacksonville State over
>Took the UNLV/Boise over (when it jumped to 59.5 of course)
>Didn't take the JMU spread or North Texas ML but would have got fucked if I did anyway

So happy CFB is almost over.



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