*vacates*
is islam more scared of arman than ilia is of paddy?
did daddy dana release his semen cannon all over us yet? (has there been an update regarding this post)>>152168889
i want to watch him destroy kalil
Lopes again? Come on man. Come on. Come on man
oink bussy daddy oink daddy bacon daddy clit xhe piggy xhe pig bacon pig bussy oink pig bussy pig piggy piggy daddy piggy topiglet bacon clit daddy bacon oink bussy oink piggy pig topiglet topiglet piggy oink bacon topiglet piggy clit clit topiglet topiglet oink bussy piggy xhe xhe piggy piggy piggy piggy bussy oink pig pig topiglet topiglet bussy topiglet xhe oink topiglet piggy pig clit oink oink daddy bussy bacon oink xhe topiglet topiglet xhe bussy bacon bussy xhe bacon xhe clit xhe topiglet xhe piggy bacon piggy xhe clit bacon xhe clit topiglet topiglet clit daddy clit oink daddy pig topiglet topiglet piggy oink piggy clit daddy topiglet oink oink xhe xhe clit daddy bussy clit bacon topiglet bacon piggy oink bacon piggy bacon daddy bacon bacon topiglet bussy topiglet daddy oink clit topiglet bacon oink topiglet clit topiglet oink topiglet pig daddy topiglet bussy piggy piggy bussy pig topiglet topiglet oink bussy bacon pig xhe bussy bacon pig daddy pig oink pig bussy clit clit topiglet oink piggy oink topiglet xhe oink clit daddy bussy oink xhe piggy bacon piggy clit daddy topiglet oink daddy piggy bussy pig clit bacon pig bacon xhe xhe clit bussy topiglet topiglet xhe clit topiglet piggy piggy daddy bacon bussy xhe xhe daddy bussy clit bussy xhe xhe clit pig clit bacon piggy topiglet piggy bacon bacon bussy oink topiglet clit topiglet topiglet xhe bacon oink clit topiglet oink clit clit piggy xhe clit pig xhe xhe bacon oink clit
give me one good reason why arman shouldn't fight for the title
>>152173843Dana doesn't like him
>>152173837You've never had sex with a woman.
tried to warn you guysbut maybe he makes things right during his break from the sport
Khabitch is a psychotic weirdo inbred freak
I dont want to be here right now
>>152173878shouldve listened. predict the white house card
you got your heems in Miami? daaaaaaaaaaamn
They could open up the year with Aspinall v Gane ya know?
Ilia is about to be more flushed than you could ever believeHe's going to show up to his next fight out of shape, he's going to miss weight, he's going to get knocked out by something stupid, and then he's going to start crying in the ring
People give Sean shit for how boring his fights can get but he literally mentally breaks guys without even hurting them. They say he can't hit hard but proceed to spend 25 minutes straight freezing up to every feint.
Divorced Ilia will be a fucking problem man he's gonna kill his children and then himself
ilia should be strippedUFC is a joke
Sufferin' squealin' sad piggy need dwinky!!!Sufferin' squealin' sad piggy lonely...
>>152173902honestly? based
>>152173843>pulls out of the biggest fight of his life because he pulled his back trying to impress nina drama>gets booked for another fight after nearly a year in Dana's bad books>headbutts Dan during the face off to nearly ruin yet another main event if Dan got cut or wasn't a real one and simply decided he was hurtHe can not be trusted. He is too retarded to be a world champion
Damn, he was really being serious about vacating before he ever gave Arman a title shot
>>152174017>NOOOO HE HECKIN TAPPED HIS HEAD AT LE FACE OFF change your diaper.
>>152174017Khamzat is champion so retardation is not a disqualifying quality
>>152174017it wasn't a hard headbutt come on you wimps
>>152174017the headbutt thing is bullshit, he was trying to sell the event. If there is one fighter who doesn't give a fuck about a headbutt its hooker. That is a non-event
Not a good look Iliabros..
>loses the story to the Nelkgods>loses the story to ArmdadyPoor, poor little Clitia AGPuria
>>152174044We call him sexy Zatdaddy in Sweden.
Armdaddy got next
the divorce is a work
Lw vs lhw
Illia Benoit
>>152174086can't stand seeing khabitch, utterly disgusting subhuman
>>152174086Muscles built by M-EatHydrated by Khabib WaterFunded by fazza legacy papakha and Eagle FC
Name anyone in the UFC right now with a better physique then Arman (you can't)
just heemed a double cheeseburger
>>152174151ddp
>>152174151Blanchfield.
>>152174157why do bitches like retarded cave men
>>152174113Khabeast is a mogger
>>152174166Not anymore. That sufferin piggy been getting plush & plump from all the dwinkies I fear
we cannot follow them
>>152174151murzakanov and gaziev
>>152173878aoife is pronounced Eva so that's stupid and makes no sense buddy
how pathetic do you gotta be to spend the entire day gossiping about ufc fighterswhat a life
>>152174151Jiri
>>152174261We don't tell lies here, only truths
>>152174261It's not gossip it's facts
>>152173955not seeing anything obvious desu
>>152174261If they used to be friends its the highlight of the season for me
Your woife iz n me DMs
Nigger
doo never felt the magic of colby/usman stumbling through pressers
>>152174225Murzakanov making khalil a paraplegic is only a matter of time
>>152174261what a good life maybe
godlia godpuria is the most honest and honorable fighter in history. all he ever does is say it how it is. he cannot lose because his soul is so pure.
So uh you guys watch any good shows recently
>>152174384mr inbetween was excellent
Ilia Topuria has lost custody over his child. Hugo Topuria will never know his sister, I'm afraid
>>152174382Truke
>>152174401Does Beneil know?
>>152174382he is not honest, he is naive
>>152174401Wow I wonder what the UFC wants to happen here
>>152174421another swarthoid getting heemed by the minority killer, i fear
Ilia went straight home, googled 'miami women' and immediately filed for divorce.
Nah we weren't, like, saying anything about your wife. It just, you know, the gurls in Miami have really high standards. I met my last girlfriend in Miami and it just didn't work out. You're an impressive guy you know not everyone can find loge in miami hahaha
>>152174401What's next for Jubli?
>>152174384Yea I've been watching "Friends" and its just peak situational comedy without any of the cynicism plaguing modern media.
kaffir is evil and telegram is... good?
>>152174401mino killing wont stop
>>152174401Don't count Benny out man. An old dog can still bite. Don't count the old dog out, because an old dog still has a few tricks up its sleeve. Don't count Benny out, even though a dog is old, the dog can still roll, bark, sit, fetch, and more. Don't count Benny out just because he was just brutally knocked out and is probably gonna be brutally knocked out again. Every old dog has its day
>>1521743842 half men and a ladyboy
>>152174401>Jeet>Jew>Arab>PersianCollecting ethnicities like infinity stones from Marvel's The Avengers lol
>>152174480shut the fuck up
i want more of this cat, give me this guy now
>>152174507You're still counting out the old dog, huh? Well, I can't stop you. An old dog may seem harmless, but when it bites, it reminds you that it still has teeth. Just keep that in mind
is there anything worse than a beautiful girl with a disgusting vagina ? besides gay prison rape of course.
>>152174534gaziev getting ko'd
>>152174384Paw Patrol is pretty dope
>>152174532you're getting heemed soon
>>152174524>removed meniscusIt's over for him
>>152174532>>152174565If you both live in Stockholm you should meet up and fight
>>152174480you know what they say frank, every dog has his day
>>152174534A disgusting girl with a beautiful vagina is much like the oyster which contains a beautiful iridescent pearl within its rugged shell
Turkeys a bit dry this year huh hahaha good job margret So how do you guys feel about the economy
>>152174463john pork superfight
what male fighter would make the most beautiful woman if we had the technology to turn boys into girls ? besides pentoja of course.
>>152174606Islam
>>152174576shrimply facts brodi
>>152174606uhh this has already happened?
>>152174568dam
>>152174573What if they both live in Vetlanda? Should they still meet up and fight?
>>152174606
>>152174633she'll look better with a sword on her chest
Gonna heem the mengGonna heem the mengGonna heem the mengGonna heem it
Dana should announce when he's getting back on tren
>>152174151BelalAiemannIslamAnshul
>>152174683is that pentojette?
>>152174685better with my sword
>>152174606Camerom Saimaan, Payton Talbott, Cody Durden
here is lavar johnson
>>152174817Really dude? After everything???
>>152174804
here is dwayne the rock johnson
>>152174872NO NO NO NO holy kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xaqNqQpoFE
>>152174885isnt that dude dead now?
>has regularly joked completely unprompted about having a small penis in your path.........huh?
>>152174911Ew
Has daner made his statement yet fuckheads?
We lost our DEI PFP spot.Our son isn't ours.We might have to fight an actual fighter under the age of 40.The bull stopped answering our texts.Our wife left us.We must drink up, it dulls the pain :(
>>152174915says he is alive. who knows how true
>>152174942He's doing it at half time during the Thanksgiving football game
>>152174960How many hours away is that?
>>152174933Bitch goin turbo you know what b put it on overdrive He suckin overtime and I'm goin crazy bout him or mine
>>152174974I don't know I don't watch football
Thankful for Rumble getting a second run together to show off ko power. Rich Clementi tapped him at 170, and he goes on to rape at 205. Rumble will always be wild
my posts, they appear, to have stuck with you.
>>152175001It wouldn't bee heem without you b <3
ilia embarks on a 5 year mcgregor-esque bender before washing up bloated and suicidal in a yangon anal only whorehouse and getting booked into an ibogaine clinic and rediscovering his hatred for paddy pimblett, igniting his comeback arc
>>152175001The second comma shouldn't be there
>>152175001Dude turn your life around. Youre embarrassing yourself in front of us ever day for years.
>>152175017Is that what DDP is doing right now? unironically DDP definitely gets the most pussy out of everyone in the UFC
>>152175001
>>152175021that comma, really stuck with you
>no American champs
>>152175040i haven't seen dricus for some time actually, we live on opposite ends of the white people's reservation you see.
>>152175095kek
>>152174606Sage northcutt
ufc is free lmao
>>152175120Wtf is going on here
Ilia read all your mean posts about his divorce now he wont fight, thanks a lot guys
>>152175140>hey, hey, cmon, wake up>wake up>the rights are free, you dont have to try anymore>you fought a good fight
>>152175150handsome dana giving us a smile
>>152175106its ok we're still the best fighters the world has ever seen
you know what they say, happy aoife, happy loife
>>152175274USA #1
>>152175274damn Israel #1 I guess
>>152175308Amen, brother. Happy Thanksgiving!
>>152175311>since we are talking about israel>how about the holocaust
>>152175349Trump x Lesnar x Beneil
Thankful to see a sport grow, and die. Nothing like it :')
>>152175361never heard of her
Aoife EEFUH
What would YOU do in this situation?
Khabib x Lockheed Martin "Father's Everlasting Wrath" 220-ton nuclear ICBM premium, limited edition halal missile w/ nuclear option
>>152175575Get out it smells like shit and tuna
>>152175575shake Frank Mir's hand for being a legend
>>152175575I would down 10 rums and try and fight him in the club
>>152175608she's not that fat
Heeminder that Jon loves you. :-)
>>152175575mir is the man because no matter the situation, he will provide a breakdown.
>>152175575
why doesn't topuria just fuck sluts like mcgregor?
>>152175668>2025jon jones caring more than dana. WOW!
>>152175720Why you think she left
>>152174151.
>>152175720Little short cocked retard is afraid to put it all out there. Bet he's 2 or 3 body count max
>>152175732womb got heemed
>>152175720Sluts are 50/50 some will fuck and some will sue that shit is taxing on your psyche
>>152175738the biggest tragedy is the fact that jamahal hill's prime was immediately killed by that achilles injury. he was absolutely fucking elite in his prime
I cont see!!
>>152175835heeminder he got that injury from playing basketball with Mike Mallott and some other UFC guys like Phil Rowe. He got crossed over by Mike Malott lmao and heemed his ankle.
>>152175835elite is stretching it as far as it can get
>>152175834When il eventually get rich im gonna make the huzz sign a 12/12 before we go to bed
>>152175860Fair play nigga shouldn't have got fat and stepped up to lighter man skill. The man who fought Rountree was just not the same guy that 50-42'd Glover
>>152175860>basketball was the case they gave me
>>152175835whats your standard.... elite lol
Ateba "John Paul" Gautier
>>152175960eye test: he was as dangerous as a 205er as you'd ever find on his come up.
[Intro: Dildo]Im heem'd out cold, I’m wondering why IGot in the ring at allThe mma guru laughs at me He says i cant heem at allAnd even if I could it’d be a tkoBut your picture on my wallIt reminds me that it’s Champ shit only, it’s Champ shit only[Chorus: Dildo]Im heem'd out cold, I’m wondering why IGot in the ring at allThe mma guru laughs at me He says i cant heem at allAnd even if I could it’d be a tkoBut your picture on my wallIt reminds me that it’s Champ shit only, it’s Champ shit only[Verse 1: Eminem]Dear /heem/, I wrote you but you still ain't brawlin' I left my greentext, my screencaps, and my webm at the bottom I made two threads back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There probably was a server issue or somethin', sometimes jannies be noddingSometimes I scribble picks too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, Tony? How's your noggin'? My fight picks been winning lately, guess what? Tony got a takedown sponsor I'm 'bout to see him champ and I'll keep us all in aweI read about your records too, I'm sorry I had a friend who wasn't into Khabib over in Dagestan I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the D'Arce attempts that you did with Kevin Lee I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man I like the shit you did with Pettis, too, that fight was kino Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan[Chorus: Dido]My tea’s gone cold, I’m wondering why IGot out of bed at allThe morning rain clouds up my windowAnd I can’t see at allAnd even if I could it’d all be grayBut your picture on my wallIt reminds me that it’s not so bad, it’s not so bad
>>152176016Dear Tony, you still ain’t won a fight, I hope you have a chanceI ain’t mad, I just think it’s fucked up you don’t answer fansIf you didn’t want to talk to me outside your concert, you didn’t have toBut you coulda signed an autograph for MatthewThat’s my little brother, man, he’s only six years oldWe waited in the blisterin’ coldFor you, for four hours, and you just said noThat’s pretty shitty, man, you’re like his fuckin’ idolHe wants to be just like you, man, he likes you more than I doI ain’t that mad, though I just don’t like bein’ lied toRemember when we met in Denver?You said if I’d write you, you would write backSee, I’m just like you in a way: I never knew my father neitherHe used to always cheat on my mom and beat herI can relate to what you’re sayin’ in your songsSo when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put ’em on‘Cause I don’t really got shit elseSo that shit helps when I’m depressedI even got a tattoo with your name across the chestSometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleedsIt’s like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for meSee, everything you say is real, and I respect you ‘cause you tell itMy girlfriend’s jealous ’cause I talk about you 24/7But she don’t know you like I know you, Schuab, no one doesShe don’t know what it was like for people like us growin’ upYou gotta call me, man, I’ll be the biggest fan you’ll ever loseSincerely yours, Stan—P.S. We should be together too
> he was absolutely fucking elite in his prime
>>152175988he is a nice gatekeeper, but elite is reserved for...ya know elite. if he didnt go on a skid after injury, and returned, then he wouldve been elite. he is still young (for 2025 standards)
>>152175834that's why you resolve to kill every slut you sleep with so the cause for worry is 100% gone. it is legal to do this. sluts are less than human, no one will bat for them.
>>152176055>footwork level: da streets elite lebel
we just dont follow em
>>152176070point is you dont return after an achilles rupture, especially for a relatively fleet footed in fighter like Hill was. >>152176055welcome to mma above 155lbs buddy
>>152175835I mean, he won the belt off a geriartric Glover that had just gone through a war with Jiri and didnt manage to finish him. I think jalal was shook on his last fight from getting heemed by jiri and Pereira, but getting 50-45'd by Rountree isnt exactly 'elite'
>>152176101You collect unemployment
>>152176055Relatively fleet footed for an average beer belly fat nigga above 155lbs, I’d say?
>>152176055what's the issue? he beat the shit out of the man that finished Blachowics and was about to decision Jiri.
>>152176122not with that mindset. what have i taught you about mma?
this is bleating awesome
>>152176135That was the same Glover that fought Jiri, Hill had a chip on his shoulder and it was evident if you had listened to his interviews. A mentally broken one legged man is not in his prime.
32 and live with mommy and daddy and work minimum wage at walmart... should I heem myself
>>152176210I'm in the same situation and I'm thinking maybe.
>>152175729>>152176176Fazza BTFO
>>152176210Same but I'm 21 it's never been more over :crying_emoji:
>>152176210You should drink it up, brother It dulls the pain.
>>152176210>>152176226if youre White, dont do it. find your inner hunt
>>152176243I'm a mutt, and short, autistic, with an unimpressive penis.
>Jamahal Hill
>>152176234>i told jon to duck tom at hw>the fight just.... . . >doesnt make sense
>>152176239you have plenty of time bro, as long as youre not a total moron and not totally ugly
>>152176260Are you really jamahal hill ?
>>152176291I'm not that short.
>>152176260you are in the perfect position to risk your brain, and fight then. not going to live forever, and instead of giving up, impose the last bit of will you have on someone else who wants to die. be a bully?
im thankful for bigfoot silva showing me the abuse the body can take. pain is just temporary, unless youre in constant pain.
>>152176285Yea I'm White and relatively good looking problem is I'm a cokehead and that's the only way I know how to get any real money or pussy I have turned a leaf recently, my dog died and it put into perspective the fragility of life. Don't know how long this "good" streak gon last tho
>>152176362Sniff it up bros It dulls the pain
>>152176210STFU spammy
>>152176318>>152176349want a bitch who built like the bigfoot himself
>>152176181these are getting shitter >>152176196>the same Glover that fought Jiri hmm idk, I still think the fight with Jiri had a toll on Glover's abilities
>>152174211make up your mind, boris
wonk eyedwonk nosewonk headwonk ear wonk lipswonk cheekswonk footwonk armwonk fingerwonk toed wonk hippedwonk assedwonk hairedwonk brainwonk life
>>152176401Lol I'm unironically looking into ibogaine thanks to Goobster. It's actually the most clinically significant addiction treatment out there, only worry is the cardiovascular risks
>>152176412gabi garcia + bigfoot mixed with some cole konrad. need a strong bitch
>>152176424Sure, every punch to the head degrades your ability.
>>152176401
>>152173810Khabib looks like the best swedish death metal musician you've never heard of
>Cole Konrad mentionedwtf bro I was just thinking of that beast earlier today
The plan was always for paddy to get an easy interim shot. Ever since he signed with barstool sports it's been clear he's destined to hold the belt. I wouldn't be surprised if Dana sent in some sluts to fuck Ilia to derail his career. He's probably still got a Prime pussy roster from Vince McMahon's wild days in charge of TKO
Wonk marriage
>>152176148turn your monitor on
>>152176497hw wrestlers are what you hope to never come across in a bar fight.
>>152176101Your fatass follows bossman trucks
I'm da best husband in the UFC *gets divorced*
Paddy vs Justin. Early predicitons?
>>152176619Wonked that weirdo
>>152176647Paddy by Split Decision
>>152176647Fuck that!
>>152176543I could see him getting it at 35 yrs old when there's a big shakeup and there's no threats and an opening for the title comes up. Someone who his dricus blitz will work against. He will likely end up a slightly more exciting Paul Craig of lightweight. Someone who you root for to get the title but never does but it would be cool to see if he did.
I'm putting down a couple hundred dollars on Yan.This will be my second time ever doing sports betting ever in my entire life. If Yan loses. I will never put down money on UFC ever again and I will never bet ever again on UFC or sports in general ever again.Fuck any sports betting shills reading this.Do you guys think merab will win?
>>152176724Did you even watch the first fight
why does conor mcgregor keep deleting his tweets
wonk motherfucker with a wonked up wife
Miami wife via melinated phallus I fear
>>152176702Paddy will be champion in February when ilia vacates and retires
>>152176724great bet Yan defended 49 takedowns in the first fight and downloaded every piece of data there is to download. Yan by TKO rnd 5 is easy money.
>>152176234People forget man, he LITERALLY, UNIRONICALLY, FACTUALLY trained Pereira specifically how to beat Jamahal with a shovel hook and leveled up his hammer fists, I do fear sadly.
I'm afraid that after losing custody over my daughter I no longer have the will to fight. I will be coaching my brother in his fights full time and vacating my lightweight title
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5qWV6kbggs
It's a wonked up world (World) and a wonked up place (Place)Everybody's judged by their wonked up faceWonked up dreams (Dreams), wonked up life (Life)A wonked up kid with a wonked up knifeWonked up moms (Moms) and wonked up dads (Dads)It's a wonked up cop with a wonked up badgeWonked up job (Job) with wonked up payAnd a wonked up boss, this a wonked up dayWonked up press (Press) with wonked up lies (Lies)While Jandridobal's in the back with the fucked up eyes
Wake up Tomala
Mcgregor (india) vs Khabib (pakistan)
Getting retired by your miami wife is a beast move. Gooby fucked fat bitches and Dee still be Devlin right by his side.
>>152176931he should hold onto the belt for a couple years citing mental illness or something faggy
Mental Ilia
>"hey boss, sorry man but I cant come into work today, I'm suffering over her"
Dead gay nigger "sport"
Seriously though Jon Jones speaks like the biggest faggot in the world. He’s got terminal gay voice. My monitor is signed.
>>152176234>All my life I watch your movies and now you hereI bet fazza made them watch every seagal movie.
>>152176931Conor has a decent size meng so it makes sense.
>>152177014:( we know
>>152176931Giorgina is independently wealthy from an old money family, she has self respect
>>152177035We move on, up the card...
>>152177027the whole family is a mess, arthur cant keep his shit together
According to pigru Ilia is skipping straight to the rape allegation
this still up?
>>152177068
>>152177056this little fat fuck has zero consistency with his retarded bullshit t. mingeheemer
>>152177056>divorce fag dramasomeone get me war machine, we need this situation to go away.
>venezuelan old money>>152177088
Illegal Rapepuria
>>152177014
women are a detriment to nearly every part of society. they are only good at making babies and flaunting their bodies to give me a boner. Islam is the way.
>I fearc
>>152177056Ilia is a pedophile There's a video of him grappling with an underaged girl at his old gym that was floating aroundThis is just the tip of the iceberg, this is the real reason he split from the Climent brothers
>>152177164didnt wanna do this but send in tony
YOOOO IT'S DANA
Ilia pedophilia, lamentably
>>152177158Alhamdulilah!
>324what the fuckworst card in history
me when the psychiatric hospital staff gives me regular nuggets instead of dino nuggets
Wait didn't Ilia's wife bague post about needing to protect her daughter
>>152177056Would be harder to prove a rape, especially with a spouse, that would lead to losing custody.If she's alleging he has a coke or some other secred addiction and used while watching the kids or something, that could get him fucked.
me when my sister hogs the wii
Allen vs Silva is a fake fight btw Allen has already said he's not fighting Silva
Ilia Topederast
Where does this rank among the worst things to happen in Armenian history?
>>152177284Derrick Lewis ko streak continues
>>152177284that's the Brendan Allen-Bruno Silva rematch cazzie
>Volk vs Lopes 2
Huh what happened with Topturo i was taking a nap
>>152177319Salsa daddy is fighting for his 9 kids
>>152177291this is #1https://youtu.be/XbihPTgAql4
>>152177324You don't understand we NEED the mexican market ok
The paath to both the LW title and the preidency is wide open for Conor
>>152177324fight for the fans, by the fans, for only fans.
Where is Volk? Where is Aspinall? Where is Pereira?
>>152177334took the forbidden unripe fruit unfortunately
>>152177344Fuck em
>>152177334He's taking a hiatus from the sport due to divorce proceedings, unironically
>>152177359With their wives, like the faggots they are.
>>152177284lel the ariel leak was realdanereddit finna seething
First card under a new platform:>Random interim belt fight between two fighters who don't deserve it>WMMA co main>Some what decent bantamweight fight>Heavyweight slop>Fake fight
>>152177324Jesus fucking Christ lmaoVolk will at least defend the belt twice, sucks for Murphy
>>152177359Volk vs Lopez 2 also got announced
>>152177371Women eh
Bopuria
Lopes is going to fluke KO Volk this time and Reddit is going to pretend the first fight never happenedAnd then they're going to do Lopes vs Yair
>>152177410they better merge with pfl to get some real stars. they have a big african hw
>>152177427Word is this is a retirement fight for Volk. They’re gonna do Murphy vs Silva/Allen for the vacant assuming Volk wins. Movsar gets cut or something I guess
These fight announcements truly are garbage beyond beliefSport is absolutely deader than dead
Billion dollar company that can't plan 2 months ahead.
>>152177433thats the fight we all wanted. thank you sean shelby!
Following the slop card they're giving Paramount one of the most ill conceived title fights of all time Really making a strong first impression here
cant plan for what you cant see mate
They can't be assed to put on a good card for the first ever Paramount card. Imagine UFC 3 years into the contract where they don't have to sell PPVs, how little effort they will put in.
My favourite fighter? Brundlson Trundlehoff
Umar is also fighting at UFC 324 I don’t know why they didn’t give him O’Malley
Diego Lopes again? why? was it because the first fight was close? Come on Dana you fucking stupid bald bitch
>>152177464 Thank God it needed killing
>>152177506Because they want O'Malley back in the win column and didn't want him to get molested again
Leroy Murphy has been catapulted into the sun per Dana White
Gaethje va Paddy slaps though
DANA WHITE HATES NIGGERS???
So that pretty much secures a Yan Victory
>>152177500Blame pedophilia Divorcuria
Movsar Evloev was found collapsed at a local high school when he heard the news
>>152177433jfc
paddy is a faggot facebok prelims tier fighter
>>152177508Unironically because he's mexican
>>152177563that's right foo
Lopes ended the horrible HURRR IM A DEMON jean silva meme so of course its another title shot
>>152177560Yes however when he wins I’m going to post >American MMA For months
Ilia El Pato Apturo Tapturo is using his divorce as an excuse to avoid Arman
Dana is a big fat retardvery shitty matchmaking to begin the paramount erawish Francis actually raped him cause that's what he'd deserve for this shit
>Taking a shit at my gf's parents house.>MMA and the white house card+trump gets brought up somehow at dinner after I'm talmbout boxing with gf's dad.>Gooby and mma gets brought up by her uncles.>His RAPE case gets brought up and how he's a scumbag now>I low key defend goobs by pointing out the camera footage and her hanging around and partying with him after supposed rape. >gets uncomfortableWhy did I do it bros? I don't even like canor.
Evloev comfortably sits with his 11 year old wife knowing he'll never get a title shot.... his wife sits in fear I lament.
break ups are tough b
>>152177601>stupid libtard bitch making things uncomfortableyou deserve better bro
>>152177615Clitia Topiglet raped his daughter. Federal fucking prison sadly
>>152177638I wouldnt know
Arnold Allens got next after he decapitates that little weird goblin Jean Silva.
>>152177670you don't want to
Jeandaddy ain’t never lost to a white boy
>>152177433they had two better options, what the fuck is wrong with those retards. we need lucas tracy's opinion on this
>>152177586>when he winsill retire from viewing if paddy wins lmao
>>152177601you spoke the truth. women are retarded and always wrong. don't let women dictate the vibe. put them back in their place.
All UFC cards will now start an hour earlier btw
>>152177056in a sane world this picture would be enough to secure ilia full custody with zero alimony. in fact she should owe him money for the frankly incalculable reputational damage she has caused him as well, disgusting cunt
>>152177433>The only viable option at featherwightyep the UFC got this one right. I got Lopes!
>>1521777216pm... what the fuck
>rain>mac and cheese with ribs>gonna throw ups some fights>cracked open a cold oneye
>>152177743Wow
>>152177743damn! enjoy it bro.
>paddy vs gaycheese>volk vs lopes 2>nunes vs lesnar>ocuckley vs chinamanYUCK. This fucking SMELLS. what the fuck is dana doing. literally 0 good fights
Kayla Harrison
>>152177735Post the real version
>>152177743Life can be beautiful. Wow
What a joke of a division.
>>152177761>>152177762
>>152177743Hoenstly? Respect
reminder
Arman can never be allowed to hold gold, he is a charisma black hole and will kill the division with inactivity (Chimpmaev 2.0)
>>152177790>>152177802
>>152177798Megan on my balls
kinda cruel of them to give lopes another chance to chin volk. they should have made the evloev fight so he can at least end his career conscious
>>152177743All a nigga needs
>>152177808
>ufc crashing before the white house lawn card
>>152177798Always thought Kourtney was the only attractive one
>>152177813Clitia already killed the division with inactivity
>>152177832
wtf nigga! Islam clears Kahbib quite easily.
I didn't even know he was sick
>Justin Gaethje vs. Paddy Pimblett, IC 155 Titleits going to be the cabbage patch kid isnt it?>Kayla Harrison (c) vs. Amanda Nunes womenskip who gives a fuck lol>Sean O'Malley vs. Song Yadong 135who? skip>Waldo Cortes Acosta vs. Derrick Lewis HWprobably going to be a ko, will watch>Arnold Allen vs. Jean Silva 145who?
>>152177284>Brendan Allen vs Natalia Silva
>>152177895damn khabib shit his pants
cheating fuvking ghoul!! FUCK YOU JUSTIN GATEHJE!!1
>>152177895Wh-which street? Where is street?
>>152177849i like megan more
didn't gaethje (ali abdelasleaze) say he'd retire if he didn't get a title shot
>>152177971This is for the title. Ilia pedophilia is going to federal fucking prison.
>>152177971Yeah it's another interim title shot for Garth
>>152177971Negotiation tactic (didn't work)
What did Diego do to deserve this? They must really hate Leon Murphy and Movsar Evloev (half the time his opponent pulls out)
I just invented Pedophilia Topuria
>>152178010Already answered here >>152177574
>>152177884Why does he eat like that? It's like in reverse or something
>>152178010he's fun and an honorary mexican
>>152178010What the fuck
>>152177849>>152177970I've always been a Caitlyn guy
in a street fight, derick lewis would fuck khabib up
>>152178072
>>152177971I hope Paddy kills him
>>152178072Shes got pedigree too, allegedly she won the Mens decalathon in the Olympics, never done again shes a real trailblazer.
Fuck you Justin
Dustin Gaethje.
Paddy vs Gaethje is the fight to make right now.
>>152178010Dana is a fucking stupid moron idiotic bald headed fuck
so arman is getting a title shot in 2027
backsmack a wonk
>>152177260so mma fatty is championing child molestation that seems awfully english of him
>>152178010>Leon Murphyzzzzzzzzz>Movsar Evloevpedophile, bad for buisness.>Lopesgrasso boyfriend, marketableEasy choice imo
>>152178158I miss when we could call him fat too
>>152178050he's a scouser
>>152178175>so mma fatty is championing child molestationWe don’t sign our posts here
If you don’t like the ufc, then don’t watch it. It’s that simple.
>>152178212Ok man*pirates it*
don't you get tired or embarrassed posting the same shit every day
Kill yourself disgusting clozapedo subhuman swine
>>152178010>Murphylow finishing ability, not popular, old as fuck>Evloevno finishing ability, uber-anti draw, pullout merchant>LopesKO machine, entertaining, popular
Being Marketable is all Paramount+ is looking for.
>>152178225You hurt the fighters when you do that. Fuck you.
If you don’t like abortion, then don’t have one. It’s that simple.
>don't you get tired or embarrassed posting the same shit every day
Each era of poofc keeps getting worse
>>152178239If the fighters don't want to get hurt maybe they should leave the sport where it's their job to get hurt huh ever thought about that?
i saw someone post "clitia topiglet" and it made me chuckle
>>152178252post aspinall eyepoke era is about to get even worse
It was known from the beginning Belal would be double champ
>>152178259You can go to hell
Diegaped can’t run from daddy forever
>>152178284That would hurt.
>>152178284already live here bud
>>152178286turns out he in fact can
>>152178268That was me I came up with that. Thanks b.
Uh oh somebody's a bit cranky on Thanksgiving! What's wrong, no mommy to cook for you sad disabled disgusting lonely clozapine addicted obese double meatlovers defect? Kill yourself clozapedo
>>152178286MMAJOEY had it 29-28 Lopes
>>152178311Revved
Styles make fights.Aaron Pico KOs Movsar Evloev, Diego Lopes and Alexander Volkanovski in quick succession.Styles. Make. Fights. Supermajority.
spammy, calm down, calm downgirl, this your body e put your heart for lockdownfor lockdown, oh, lockdown
Happy Heemsgiving to all of you
>>152178096I dunno. 210lb thiccbeb might be able to take him down if he can get close.
its just Thursday retard, happy thursday I guess
>>152178328But enough about the electric wheelchair clozapig rolls around in all day
Dissolving Clozapedo in a drum of sulfuric acid
Fuck you Dana suck my kuk
>>152178365the markets are down so it has to be today
wait so will gaethje vs pimblette include the interim lineal BMF belt?
Elite skillElite finishing abilityElite nigga shit
we all know what it's going to be, just announce the fight!
>
>>152178388*fart noises*
>>152178311As far as I'm concerned you two are kindred souls
>images (99)
>>152178373That would have to be an extremely large drum, and you'd need a forklift to hoist his bloated pale pink piggy freak carcass
>>152178391you are always free to leave back to kuwait or eritrea or whatever it is you're from if you need a ticket I can help
>>152178388Fuck you Gaethje!
Make pedophiles afraid again.
>>152178389Jesus christ his posture is so shit He's not even doing one of those weird super wide anti wrestling stances his upper body is too upright for that, his posture is just fucking shit
OHHHHHHHHHHH PADDY THE BADDYOHHHHHHHHHHH PADDY THE BADDY!
>you are always free to leave back to kuwait or eritrea or whatever it is you're from if you need a ticket I can help
>>152178432That's why I voted for Donald Trump
>>152178406
Tracy Cortez finally blocked me on Instagram, The years of dick pics I sent her and now she blocks me.....
125lbs, might try out for ufc later this year. look out for me on tuf
Fuck You
Gaehtje you fooking pumpkin lad
Gaethje is going to fucking die man.
>>152178482probably because I started sending her my dick and she likes it better
>>152178432why are you trying to scare yourself?
>>152178482>The years of dick pics I sent herlmao really? did she ever reply?
Gathje yew look like a fooking retard lad, end of
Gaychee's ctemaxx levels are off the charts I feel extremely sorry for his next opponent
did you guys see that pic of brock as a baby
Paddy Pimplett has somehow found his way in to a title fight while having never fought a single good fighter
ufc is kill. bkfc and karate r only hope
>>152178568I have not
>>152178568did you see a picture of hasbulla as an adult? WHAT A FREAK
>>152178578i have a feeling justin is going to heem paddy
>>152178560Paddy would never call someone a retard. He keeps his insults PG because he knows kids are watching. He'd call Gaethje an egg
>>152178568
>>152178559a smiley face emoji like 4 years ago she must be getting serious
>>152178625T A N K
>>152178625looks the same
gaethjebros.... /ourretard/ can finally be champ. Islam is gone, khabib is gone, topuria is gone, we finally have a chance at being a champion, all we have to do is get past paddy the baddy
so i leave you with this question. when the problem rolls up on you in the tech industry, why not choke it? i mean its simple, you apply the grip, and dont let go. its simple.
This ones for the young man with cancer, the young man dying of the cancer, this ones for Chaddy the Baddy! *pelvic thrusts*
>>152178635it happens
>>152178627kek you ballsy fucker
Fuck you Gaethje! (fuck you gaethje!)Fuck you Gaethje! (fuck you gaethje!)We hate you Gaethje! (we hate you gaethje!)Just go ahead and die! (just go ahead and die!)
Ok now post baby blanchfield
Yo the details are getting from my sources are crazyTopuria is going to have a lot of shit dragged in to the public soon. He might be forced to vacate
kek why did they cuck armeng for the IC? beniel got zeemed the same day and is fighting on that same card
Good evening!
>>152178625how much did he weigh as a baby
If topuria is vacating why is the fight going to be for the interim belt? makes no sense
>>152178640it's interim. he would be 2-time lightweight interim champ.
>>152178590
>>152178694Dana is still made about Arman getting injured Also this is their best chance to make Paddy a champion
Justin Gaethje is a modern day cowboy
Erin Blanchfield JOI in that foul Jersey accent
werdum is my tony robbins. i choke what he says to choke, i smash what he says to smash. why? fuck it. thats why
>>152178672I thought you used to like him? Respectfully.
>>152178684Why don't you self deport already for real no one wants you here
Baby Blanch doo doo doo doo doo
>Scousers don't get knocked out lA-ACK
>>152178684Why blanchfield specifically?
>>152178733Nah Fuck Him, he's a retarded mexican
>>152178708Islam is coming back down and being promoted to undisputed
paddybros... we're gonna be world champ
Gaethje? Yeah, Gaethje
stupid fuckin bastard
Gaethje? Yeah fuck you Justin Gaethje
>>152178684>Ok now post baby blanchfieldno mohammed, i dont think we will
>>152178707more than Ilia weighs now
Easy win for Garth
>>152178708Topuria is officially on hiatus while his divorce is going on. According to the most reputable source (MMA Guru) Ilia might face serious allegations during the custody battle. So people are shit posting like the belt is already vacant
dana hates ufc doesn't he
If one man can hold Justin Gaethje down, two men can rape Justin Gaethje
starches you for a quick belt. heh thanks brit
>>152178772HAHA retarded bitchFUCK YOU GAETHJE
cage top greased gaethje spinal injury luke thomas
>>152178720>Arman getting injuredyou are a complete retard if you believe this. he fucked up his roid schedule and knew he was going to piss hot. the injury story is a polite lie so the commissions don't get upset .they know the truth but as long as you don't publicly embarrass them they will let fighters. the key point with roiding is just don't get caught
>>152178742Who are you talking to?
>>152178793I knew that choker picture would come back to haunt him. Topturo is a sultry little minx and was cheating on his miami wife!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>152178827migri, expect your letter soon
>>152178858wtf mens...
>>152178857>>152178857>>152178857new
Retarded motherfucking Justin Gaethje
former one-time interim champion, Justin "megamind" Gaethje
