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This is the worst Thanksgiving ever. We are at my uncle's house and we are trying to leave but he accused my whole family of clogging his toilet. He wont let us leave and is interrogating us and setting up a timeline chart of who used the bathroom and when. I think my fucking fat sister did it but I just want to leave. My dad is getting too drunk to drive us back. This fucking sucks.
shit teams
Shit teams Get this trash off primetime
>>152176594marshawn's angel will guide the ball into the endzone for the cowboys
sex with women
>>152176590Soccer is better
>>152176604Go to the light, mahomes. End the pain
so do we hate the queefs or dem boyz more?
Sex with siblings
>"look to my coming at first light on the fifth day"
Game started off hot, but it's now slowly sinking back into slurp territory.
holy shit this sport has so many commercials how the fuck do you fags watch this
>>152176623
>>152176623define clogged toilet
>>152176634gayI wasn't required to verify this post
>>152176604Kek
>>152176623Take a shit in the clogged toilet to assert total dominance over the family
This bussy
hussy this bussy
>>152176604Gods country
>Gene Steratore>That schnoz
Romos nose just gets bigger and redder as the game progresses lol he's lit
>>152176652unless you watch hockey, shut the fuck up
Dak should wear aviators on the field if it's sunny like this
>>152176635bot posting for engagement
>>152176604>>152176606
>>152176652i like commercials you get to learn about new shows or fast food items
My quarterback would RAPE both of these dogshit ass poopoo peepee teams.Come to think of it, my quarterback has already RAPED both of these dogshit ass peepee poopoo teamsBWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hap py thans gibin frens
>every single commericial is about AI slop>entire economy is based around AI slop succeeding >AI was so heavily invested in because it allowed corporations to fire millions of workers and replace them with AIIf everyone gets replaced with AI and no one has money to spend, how can AI make money
>>152176652Not remotely as bad as the Romo commentary
>>152176623okay go plunge it yourself if you want to leave so much
>>152176656Shit filled water all over the bathroom carpet floor. It smells like a Haitians house in here.
>>152176645Christ is King
I hate Dak but that was a flag
Dick Poopscott
'za and thanksgiving over at my place boys
Can we keep the incest talk out of this thread?I'm watching with the family and have a hard time hiding my boner
>>152176645
>>152176594The Mutt gets that call
>>152176674anime is for .pdf files
>>152176652Would you rather listen to the commentators yap and watch the players reset instead?
>>152176675That's nice, grandpa. More cranberry sauce?
>>152176680In five years it'll be another forgotten buzzword that corporate regrets ever buying into.
yea I don't think this semen slurping sports entertainment product is for me
RIGGED LEAGUE
The NFL needs to institute a rule where QBs can get flagged for flopping
Please God strike Tony Romo down
Tony Romo is fucking insufferable.
chefs secondary is absolutely laughable
>>152176675they're pretty good for identifying the current CIA psy-op being purveyed on the public.
>>152176700Mmmm yes please
>>152176688Dominos always tastes good in the moment, but like ass when it's cold.
I LOVE MARIMARI_EN AND KANSAS CITY
>>152176699>he doesn't know about tv timeoutslmao you innocent child
>>152176604NO! OFF! TURN THOSE LIGHTS OFF!
>>152176684Wow, and the person just left it there without even trying to clean it up.
>>152176699yes
The sun literally looks like it's going supernova in the stadium
>>152176688>negative crust
>>152176688What place is that 'za from? Crust looks fire.
>>152176645>here comes Gandalf the White…WHAT AN INTERCEPTION BY THE ISTARI IN HIS 4000TH YEAR IN THE LEAGUE! WHAT A PLAY BY THE DEFENSE IF THE WEST, THE TIDE IS TURNING JIM
>>152176705would
>>152176720Based
Damn Mahomes grew up a cowboys fan.
>tattooed qbs
>>152176690kek
>>152176604*hiss*
>>152176736lol
>>152176705She should have eaten the eggs.
LAND DRAGON
>Homo now whining about declined penalties on the queefsDidn’t he play for the Cowboys? What the fuck?
Fuck
CD got HEEM'd
Literally no good guys in this match up.I always root against Queefs and Dem Girlz
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAA
CHIEFS ARE COOKED
The 2009 Cowboys would bootyblast both these shit teams
>>152176731Yeah well fuck you. Romo is a homo. Id rather watch slop ai commercials
Are dem boys, dare I say it, back?
Atta ‘Boys
dallas sallad
UH OH STINKY
HOL UP
WE
>>152176720I love my raveslut, Mari. Go Cowboys.
>>152176736fucking kek
HOL UP HOL UP
fuck you chiefs defense fuck you
UHHHHH CHIEFSISTERS WHY WASN'T THERE A FLAG, WHY ARE THE CHIEFS LOSING????
>>152176720based
FIRE
DEM BOYZ
Wow running down the middle actually worked
Defense won't be bailing Mutt out today.
OH NONONONONONONO QUEEFIES
>queefs
AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHERE COME DAT LAND DRAGON BOYZ
little land dragooon
DEM BOYS
>>152176698in this house we play jrpgs from 20 years ago
Pretty excited to mute the halftime show and turn up my Paulina James videos
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
It appears our superiority is causing some controversy.
CHIEFS SEASON OVA
Dak Prescott is unironically elite. Is /sp/ finally ready to admit this?
HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP
>>152176761Then you know what to do.
Choofies... can we recover from this?
hol upHOL UP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Inshallah my cowboys are winning
Get fucked Romo, you stupid faggot.
I ate too much ham!
>>152176758His love for MaHomo outweighs all
okay what the fuck it just happened again on the paramount feed
imagine wasting your Thanksgiving watching Tony Romo suck off Mahomes in the most homoerotic way for 3 hours, couldn't be me.
>>152176761>good guys in sports Why are Germans so gay bros???
Enjoy your superbowl win, Cowfags
The sun is hard carrying the Cowboys this quarter. We'll see what happens when it sets
wow thats racist
chris jones is washed
>>152176796white trash whore
just got my thanksgiving dinner. what's everyone else eating?
What stuffing do Cowboys fans prefer?
How many fucking AI apps do we need?
POST YOUR FAVORITE POKÉMON RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
Was Troy Aikman really that good in his prime bros
>>152176800What was Chris Jones doing
ESL herehow would you say sleeping with someone, in a non-sexual platnoic way? say you went camping with someone and literally slept with them, not had intercourse, but being in an unconscious state of deep rest next to someone
>>152176806Reffies are still unbeaten
>>152176795based
>>152176802Who’s this girl?
>>152176736>Now here's a guy, I kid you not, was given the nickname "Hope" as a child- raised by ELVES and then instead of going to a big school like Gondor University- becomes a ranger of the north and somehow finds his way to become an NFL starter for nearly a century
>it's so over>we're so back>it's so over>we're so back
>>152176835How many years left on your sentence Tyrone?
we got this fellow BOYZ
>>152176835Are you posting this from prison?
>>152176840>number 602kys zoomer only first 3 gens were good
>>152176839
Do Indian women like football?
>>152176604>>152176645>Kramer, whats going on in AT&T Stadium?
>>152176796>Paulina JamesA man of taste
>>152176844We slept in the same room? Even an autist should know that.
anyone here on Skyrizi? Does it actually work?
>>152176834Marry, kill, fuck
>>152176844why would you need to say that? I guess I would say bunked together
>>152176844Slept next to
Bros something made my finger tips smell like copenhagen but I have only had nicotine pouches for like 5 years now. Think I can just go grab one can and chew it or would I get addicted again?
>>152176829>hard carryingThe chiefs are ASS bro. GARBAGE. TRASH. POO POO. BUNS. DOG WATER. WASHED.
>>152176795Based. Ride ze Shoo-puff???
>>152176816Make bacon out of your belly to feed the pigs.
>come back from commercials>announcer are still shilling shitSometimes it's too much
>>152176859No they only watch hockey
>>152176844Slept beside them
>>152176852That’s why they are number 1
>>152176840Poissoroy
>>152176865>>152176870>>152176871Yeah Peter came over, haven't seen him in a long while, he stayed and we slept together
skyrizi this bussy
>L-Tryptophan starting to kick inFeel like I need to take a nap bros. But I don’t wanna sleep through the Chiefs getting their booty blasted off. Time to fire up the coffee pot!
>>152176844I always just tell them "nothing happened, I swear" but they always try to call the cops anyway and then... well
>>152176880canadians love their hockey
>>152176854IS THAT BROOK MONK AND ALSO IS SHE 18 YET I FORGOT ABOUT HER
HOWBOUTDEMCOWBOYS
>>152176844did you at least get to second base?
>>152176840I want Ampharos to electrocute Tony Romo.
my thanks giving feast
>>152176844However you phrase it, people are going to think your gay
Just skip to the fucking half time music show
>>152176775Too old
Why don't the have the players wish people a happy thanksgiving anymore
Fuck man i forgot to take the turkey out cause the games been so good. My girlfriend is going to KILL me, her friends are here in 30 mins
>>152176844we slept together, nooo not like that haha that would have been so weird
who is on the halftime show? should I watch or play COD7?
>>152176854am I crazy or do like 90% of this stuff look like they're wearing masks
>>152176867How severe are the immune suppressing side effects?
>>152176844doesnt ever happen
>>152176900HOW IS THAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT ORDERING IT
Turkey is DONE
I wanna drink but I drank a lot last night. What do
>>152176918Drink.
>>152176846Sex with Sora
So let me get this right. The only way for the Cowboys to make Wild Card is if they catch the 49ers 8-4 record. So Cowboys win today and their next games, they might have a chance assuming 49ers lose basically the rest of their games. The 49ers are playing the Browns next, followed by the Titans, and then the Colts.
>>152176908>Eating dinner past 5:00pm on ThanksgivingTell me you're non-white without telling me.
>>152176890Is it true what they say about Latinas?
>>152176908Tell he the turkey identifies as nigger.
Nobody cares about Avaturd: Fire and Ass
>>152176840Cubone had the best subplot in the original red and blue
>>152176912its AI or heavy filtersyou can't believe anything you see on the internet
>>152176911post malone so watch
>>152176900Not bad anon. Here's mine :D
>>152176850>I mean this Gondor Knights team, they’ve had an interim head coach for literally thousands of years, Chris Now here they are in the red zone against the Mordor Orcs, and HUGE HIT BY THEODEN THE KING OF ROHAN!
>>152176840Idk if i have a true favorite but it's getting real cold up norf and a flareon would be such a welcome companion right now
>>152176912It's the filters
>>152176918Start with 6 jag bombs in 10 minutes. Then from there you can see how you feel and what you want to do
>>152176932wheres the food?
>>152176918same, I'm taking it easy tonight, woke up at 7am thinking I was going to hurl
My first time watching american football, how long is the break between 2nd and 3rd period?
>>152176925dark pussy, yes
>>152176932are you action bronson?
>>152176906Mari is a zoomer who likes pokemon and labubus.
>>15217694220 minutes
>>152176860WINDOWS JERRY WINDOWS
>>1521769423 years
>>152176950Ty
Romo has to suck off Mahomes even more than normal to not be called a homer and I'm sure he secretly hates Dak for not letting him get that final shot in playoffs
>>152176908>netflix turkey movie
>>152176925That they need to be manhandled immediately because they will try to push your buttons to see how you react? Yes it is true. If you fail a Latina shit test you’re done.
Stop running the fucking ball holy shit
>>15217694213-15 minutes. it's 20 minutes in college football
>>152176840>Never played a pokemonWhere do I start? And how do I possibly understand this franchise when each entry has like 4 versions?
Since when is offside 7 yards?
>>152176928Cuboner
>>152176932I've always wondered, what's stopping someone from just lifting the window and taking out the AC in a house like that and busting in? Surely this is a much more common occurrence than I think it is.
This is going to be a flagfest now.
>>152176949Hag
How much would you give up for your team to win a Superb Owl?
>>152176955Kek'd
>>152176967Five, fifty, who's counting?
>>152176899Based and checked
>>152176918Drink more
>>152176933>Oh no, Theoden is hurt after a dirty hit by the witch king of Angmar. He's not moving AND MARY HITS THE WRAITH IN THE BACK AFTER THE PLAY. What dedication by the mid season signing for the Rohan Riders
>>152176965Just download a rom hack of red and blue and start there.
Refs trying to help the chiefs
FFS how does that zesty ass scramble always result in a first down
>>152176796>>152176863if I'm going back to pre 2010 it's gonna be Madison Scott or Lela Star
>>152176965Get a Gameboy & start with either the original Blue or Red
>>152176971if a house has one of those on the window it has nothing of value on the inside
>>152176960>That they need to be manhandled immediately because they will try to push your buttons to see how you react? Yes it is true. If you fail a Latina shit test you’re done.What are Latinas like if you pass all their shit tests?
Refball activated
>>152176967look, its however many yards we say it is.
>>152176987You sure
A Mahomsian incompletion
>trash shitmons
>>152176987Many are saying this.
CHEIFS O IS ASSIMAGINE IF THEY DIDNT LET RICE COME BACK
>>152176991Yeah, Madison or Ashlyn Rae
>Roast Malone
Josh Simmons is a bust
>>152176996Lifers.
>>152177010
>>152176996You can pretty much get whatever you want from them
mahomes is washed
A Mamhomesian scramble
>>152176996They finally submit
my family isnt touching the pimento cheese i brought bros
Offensive holding! Finally!
Fumble out of bounds should be turnover
Every fucking play
>>152176971the social contract inherent in a society of laws, of course.
>>152177010Post it
>LT wears a bisexual nose ring
>>152176993I only ever played original blue. Had a good enough time with it. Caught them all, including mew, and just never felt like playing again.
>>152177025And they shouldnt. Pimento is fucking gross. Shame on you.
What is going on for the Halftime show?
>there are two fouls on the play, both by each team
I hope theses refs eat unflavored turkey
>>152176985Are these different games? I never understood this
Refs gonna give a penalty flag to put KC into field goal range to tie before the half.
>>152177043it's the caviar of the south
>>152176984>HOLDING, GOLLUM, DESTRUCTION OF THE ONE RING >AUTOMATIC START OF THE 4TH AGE >RULING OF ELLESAR AS KING OF THE WEST AND KING OF GONDOR UPHELD
>both by each team?
>double flag
>>152177045kek kill all refs frfr
>mfw everyone celebrates our demise today
>>152177044Washed up """musicians""" from the early 2k
Matt Nagy ruined Mahomes.
>>152177044Fap to drawn characters.
AIN'T NO WAAAAAAAY
Why don’t they post the yards from end zone on the scoreboard?
has andy ried lost weight
Has Mahomes lost his mojo?
THERE IS NO FOUL ON THE PLAY
Oh BROTHER this guy STINKS!
AND THEY DONT STOP COMING
What a complete bullshit flag bait.
REFFIES YOU BASTARDS
>>152177049Like fucking clock work
>touching qb>flag
>>152177059Genocide DESERVED, you rock-banging fauna
>>152177070reffies getting way too cocky today
>>152177059what did indians bring to thanksgiving other than corn?
Sorry Cheevs, not this year
REFGODS WE'RE TAKING IT AGAIN
MAHOMO BTFO, TOP 10 FOOTBALL BETRAYALS
You doubted?
>>152177065Because they assume you can do rudimentary math.
NO FOUL LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO.
>>152176594>reffags just instinctively throw a flag when mutt gets touched
Why would they even throw that flag in the first place? He was nowhere near out of bounds
Main Character Syndrome
They wanted to flag him for touching mahomes so bad lmao
>refs try to call a late hit on a sack
>>152177069i mean hes throwing to bum kelce and nigs rice worthy and jujuthese guys are ass
Hahaha they tried to give that penalty. Mahomes was a dummy and threw the ball.
>>152177080they help the pilgrims survive unironically
Wish I could pause my setup and push play 2 min later so I could watch the same game as you faggots
REFFIES SAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>we can't call that he was 3 yards in bounds>BUT HE HIT MAHOMES>I know.... but, we just cant....
>>152177080young brown pussy
I NEED SOME HELP
I really thought that they were gonna give them a bullshit flag
>>152176594Shit teams
>>152177069yes. he already peaked
WTF REFBROS....
>hit QB when he is still in bounds and throwing the ball>flag thrown>refs have to pick it up and admit they're retardedkill every ref on thanksgiving in front of their families
>>152177080that cranberry jello stuff
>>152177089This is america anon
these refs are terrible
My Patriots OWN these two dogshit teams
Can Tony Romo not be going out the night before his next commentary gig?
>/sp/ even complains when the flag is picked upjesus fuck calm down niggers
Thanksgiving has nothing to do with spruce niggers. That garbage was added by jews decades ago. It was thanks to god for america.
>ring of power is….CAUGHT! ISILDUR TAKES CONTROL OF THE ONE RING! >yeah Joe I don’t know how smart this play is, I mean he basically just doomed the kingdoms of Gondor and Arnor, Joe. Plus Joe, Narsil looks like it’s broken in half, if I’m the istari, it’s not looking good for the race of men right about now.
>>152177100Antenna chads stay winning.
>>152177098They had to pick it up, would’ve been way too blatant
>>152177092YOU CANT TOUCH THE MUTT, OKAY?!?!
Can both teams lose?
>>152177073The refs drop the flag preemptively for Mahomes. Then they try to find a fault.
>>152177127kek
There's that sexy Whoville girl again
What a half boys
>>152177127Jej
>>152177059Don't let them erase you history
>>152177100found you! coming over now for assfuckies.
>take the timeout>run the ball
>his dad used to work concessions at cowboys games!who gives a fuck?
>>152177127
My reffies are always the center of discussion.
>>152177141Dude she is like 12. What's your problem?
Is the Grinch public domain now or something? Why is he in like 6 different commericials
>>152177124The fact that a flag was thrown at all shows you’re playing with fire if you lay hands on the mutt in any scenario. He was in bounds by like 2 yards.
>>152177127Race of man are complete elfbabbies, would be totally lost without them
Are we getting Wigger Malone at halftime, or Cowboy Malone?
>>152177151you can get in the game for free
>>152177141>There's that sexy Whoville girl againfor a while she got hot
>Post Malone is one my all time favoritesI sincerely doubt that Romo, you don't have to suck off everything
>>152177127>Here's the instant replay brought to you by the Prancing Pony
>>152177151the WaG's ofcourse
>>152177154Don't pretend she doesn't make your dick hard
Andy Reid about to get himself a burger.
>>152177156Not yet, probably just the Seuss estate licensing him out to everything for money.
>>152177156Seuss's kids needed the cocaine money.
These teams are so ass
>>152177160Both
>>152177156>Is the Grinch public domaindefinitely not, there's no way he's older than Steamboat Willie
>people keep talking about the gay faggot fallout show>dont want to reveal my 147 hr new vegas power level
>>152177154Out of 10?
>>152177144Fun game. Identical score to the first game too
>>152175189Basically he stole a bunch of money and lied about it and no one talks to him anymore
>>152177156Your mum is public domain
>>152177160hope he honors marshawn
>>152177141>>152177163but now she looks like this
>>152177159Elves are diminshed and deported back to the west. Man runs this shit now.
>>152177127>Council of Elrond picks a hobbit as their ring bearer >has to put a literal dwarf on the Oline just so he can see down fieldMiddle Earth is doomed.
>>152177141This girl is cuter.Also, something about overalls on a girl is so hot.
>>152177181Cool it with the racism.
Did they really showed a commercial with Marshawn Kneeland serving turkey to the unhoused? (I am a little behind on account of Thanksgiving dinner)
>Disastrous fumble by Pippin and his coach is giving him an earful, rightfully so. That's right Tony, that blunder really brought life to this sleepy Mordor team
>>152177151It's a cute anecdote
Chuck jones deserves that money. Nobody gave a shit about that character before his cartoon.
>>152177176Fallout is a game?
>>152177092watch it
>>152177080>what did indians bring to thanksgiving other than corn?beans and squash
DUDE IS THAT THE NICE GUY WITH ALL THOSE PRISON TATTOOS ON HIS FACE
I think Dem boys will own the second half. Ma-shit is starting to fall apart
>read about Junko Furtua during halftime
>>152177127>This Ring of Power update is brought to you by Lembas Bread™. One bite can feed a whole man.
These teams suck dick. Only a halftime show as bad as this one is worse than these teams. Off to eat leftovers you cunts.
>>152177185rough
>>152176976$10,000
>>152177189White guy with a career in the military, believe it or not
>>152177203The world is a terrible place, but you knew this anon.
Holy turtleneck
>>152177206Niggles hands typed this.
>>152177210>white guy >military Anybody who spends their life serving Israel is an honorary brown.
>>152177200The dichotomy is crazy
>>152177202Too fat
>Intelligence of the white man>Athleticism of the black manno wonder pat and dak do it well
>>152177220Based
>>152177127LOTR NFL posting isn’t something I thought I needed
>>152177220kek
>>152177203The bad guys from Daganrompa?
Halftime
REPORT IN DRUKBROS
Paramount Plus is PPV you fucking cunt
rogan got fat
Harbaugh channeling John Waters, steelers fans cannot be happy.>Dana Yt shoehorned into broadcast
So so many parking spaces in that airshot…what a pisspoor use of land
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING!!
>>152177235WE OUT HEAHWHAT A LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
So is this the UFC admitting its becoming the WWE? Or is it just Dana offloading so he can focus on PowerSlap
>>152177240>harbaugh
>>152177235Right here king
>>1521772358 deep
>>152177235
>>152177248>PowerSlapI can't believe he's still promoting that.
>>152177242>coaster for this one glass container with water>but not for the five other glass containers also on the tablewhats the point
>>152177235I toned it down after vomiting on myself twice within the span of a week earlier this month
>>152177242>let me get 5 dishes dirty for a snack
>>152177250Cowher... I was thinking about the Ravens and fucked it all up
I played one down of rec league tackle football as a running back and got like 1-2 yards before I got injured
>>152177256KinoSlap is based you're just too brown to appreciate it.
>>152177220true statement
HECKIN POST MALONERINO
One time Dana White responded to my shitpost on twitter back in like 2010.
>>152177266it's over
GIVE MONEY TO THIS CHARITY SO SHENIQUA CAN HAVE 18 KIDS!!!
>>152177235Had a beer earlier, just had a glass of red wine and now onto a Cuban cigar.
Matt Ryan looks like an old dike
cringe
Do people actually like this music?
BOST MALONE :D
Nigga I thought post Malone was jelly roll I’m all fucked up
When the fuck did this wigger start larping as a cowboy?
>2/3 of todays game feature nigerless halftime showsAINT NO WAY BALTIPOOR DOESN'T END THIS STREAK
>halftime showyea I'm taking my dog for a walk, you fags enjoy
HOLY SHIT BROS ITS POST ROLL WIGGERTRONMELON
How can people listen to this shit
>modern music
>We went from White Iverson to this
This halftime show smokes penises
wasn't this guy a wigger like 6 years ago? Why is he a hick now?
he looks like a retard with those tats
>salvation army spent millions to get their name as halftime show headline>please donate to us
New phone, who dis?
Well my family isn't going to let me change the channel so I guess it's a good time to take the dog outside
>>152177282Shut up and consoom goy
I’m not saying I agree with him, but if I were osama bin laden and saw this I’d commit 9/11 too
>>152177253Gay ass beer. Where’s the lobes?
>no truck on the fieldBOOOOO=OO
What's up with the twangy sound?
Is this what country music has devolved to? Tatted up wiggers posing as country?
>>152177289Baltimore won't have a halftime show
>>152177289Last one is Lil Jon lole
shit teamsshit musician
>>152177243Kitty ^_^
>>152177261Honestly I'm not a true /druk/ king but days like this it's from noon until I outdrink my competitionUnfortunately I'm solo today so its just drinking till I'm done
>Modern country music
Jack White was better
This is just the worst type of music.
Wasn't this guy a rapper who wanted be black like 3 years ago?
they could have got radiohead, they're touring. jerry has the money.
sounds like bon jovi dead or a live kinda
I thought Post Malone was a rapper? Why is he country now?
Holy cringe
And now we get Wigger Malone
>face tattoosyikes
I thought this fag was gonna play White Iverson
>>152177329I think so lol
Based malone…
This sucks
Does anyone else have those Post Malone collector cups from Cane’s like 3-4 years ago?
>Austin Richard Post was born on July 4, 1995,[1] in Syracuse, New York.[14][15] He was raised by his father, Richard Post, and his stepmother, Jodie. His father had been a DJ in his youth and introduced Malone to many different genres of music including hip-hop, country, and rock.[16] When Malone was nine years old,[17] he and his family moved to Grapevine, Texas, after his father became the manager of concessions for the Dallas Cowboys football team.[18][19] According to Malone, his first foray into professional music began when he played guitar in a local metalcore band.[20] His interest in the genre persisted past this endeavor as he also auditioned as a guitarist for the Texas-based metalcore group Crown the Empire in 2010, but was rejected after his guitar strings broke during the audition. He credited his initial interest in learning guitar to the video game series Guitar Hero.[21]>Malone has expressed his affinity for alternative rock music, and appeared for a DJ set at Emo Nite in Los Angeles, California, in June 2017, playing songs by My Chemical Romance at the event.[22] He says soon afterwards he transitioned to softer rock as well as hip-hop, before beginning to experiment on FL Studio.[23]
This is an embarrassment
>>152177335rap and country have been morphing into the same genre over the past decade for some inexplicable reason
G WAGON G WAGON G WAGON G WAGON G WAGON
Bro the crowd is dead
>Rap is dying, better push country next to save it
>>152177296country music has been absolutely raped of all substance. it's one of music's all time greatest downfalls, and I'm not even a hillbilly or a hick.
There's an evil kabal in Nashvile shitting this shit out on the dailyI hope AI kills it all
I really resent that western aesthetic is trendy right now because it's unironically very cool but it being coopted by conservative normies completely destroys any and all cool factor that it had
>CheerleadersHell yeah
>>152177313It's all pop music for decades now.
I think I went to a Post Malone concert once... but I was there to see the opening act and didn't really pay attention to his show
This dude Posty really can't pick a single genre to specialize in
HE NEEDS SOME HELP
I HAD SOME HELP
My ex made me see this guy. It sucked
I just woke up from a napAre we winning frens?
>>152177351Go Texies!
>>152177309KEK
>>152177335Country is the most popular genre now, so all these pop fags are jumping on the bandwagon
Halftime mealtime! What are we eating bros? So glad McDonald’s is open on Thanksgiving
Post Malone rn
>>152176688>>152176735>muh 'za, brah get euthanized immediately.
Boner
White people listen to this fucking dogshit
These whores should strip
I saw post Malone at ATT he puts up a good show when he is fucked up, but the NFL would flip out about it on live tv
>(refs) I NEED SOME HELP
>>152177373Yes. Boys
So hungover, tryig to drink some energy in
i liked the beyonce halftime show better
>>152177309inshallah
>>152177384IT’S NOT LIKE I CAN COMPLETE A DEEP BALL BY MYSELF
I had some HELP
>>152177354All genres inevitably bleed into country at some point. Its the final boss of music. Ray Charles knew this.
I GOT A BARBECUE STAIN ON MY WHITE T-SHIRT
>Ravens game has Lil Johnkind of based
What happened to the steam?
Is this Jellyroll
banger song ya'll haters are pathetioc lol
A LITTLE BIT OF CHICKIN' FRIED
I unironically haven't understood a single lyric of this entire show. What even is this genre defined as? Country mumble pop rap?
>>152177378
>>152177404Fix your grammar faggot bitch
>banger song ya'll haters are pathetioc lol
Team work makes the dream work bros
It was just the sex thoThe sex tho
>>152177404You drink Monster energy drinks and drive a Ford.
>>152176623this is the plot of a king of the hill episode. i think in that situation someone who didnt do it bravely stood up and took the blame. maybe you should be the martyr, anon.
Cheerleaders saved this shit ass show
>>152177408welcome to Modern Country (genre) my friend
>>152177381Only normies with NPC slop taste
Reffies please help usI need some help
>>152177354niggers. It's as shrimple as that
>>152177396I wish it was a cool Maryland act. Maryland has a ton of really cool alternative bands and artists like Animal Collective and Beach House.
>>152177408well the songs are just hickified versions of his old soundcloud shit
I kind of like this song
honestly not an atrocious halftime.
>>152177237woah you don’t need to raise your voice, man
Next thread will have less music discussion and more slags. For sure.Please.
do amerisharts really
>>152177408it's retard hick pop for chuds who only know how to consoom slop
Bro played like 1 song why even bother with a halftime show in a regular season game
Its crazy how much better the lions one was this shits infected with Jerry world like 80% Jerry's cowgirls
Crowd barely clapped lmao
i dont care for his music but he is from the town next to mine so i root for him
>>152176684>bathroom carpet
>post malone is a cowboys chud
>BLACKS WITH COWBOY HATS
That was unironically better than the superbowl halftime show
this halftime show was betterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UL_JXt4FI6E
>>152177188fap
>Post Mahomes
I rather see a white man with face tattoos on my halftime show then some low iq “gangster” black rapper
>>152177457You know, you're not wrongSuperbowl halftime is just expected to be dogshit at this point
>>152177438This, no one knows how to halftime.
>Dak Postscott
>>152177463Does his wife fuck dogs too?
>>152177439Trump voters do. Post Malone is MAGAcore.
>>152177468lil wayne halftime show would be lit. throw in some gucci mane or birdman too
>>152176684>bathroom carpet floor.
>>152177471gonna need a backstory on this
>>152177457nah hatin on drake to a audience measured in tens of millions is exceptional. Regardless of whether you enjoy kendrick lamar or not, being a player hater on any international level stage is elite stuff
>>152177482WACKA FLACKAWACKAFLACKAYUNG MONEYYYY
>>152177444>he still thinks football is about the sport
>>152177458That time In Living Color put on a halftime show was better still.
>>152176684>bathroom carpetOnly a white person
>>152177477
COWBOYS ON A MISSION
>>152177482Harvey Birdman?
New?
>>152177507Too fat
>>152177497he's right though, magafag normies love that pop country garbage.
>>152177504naw lil wayne's dad
>>152177485She owed too many men sex
>>152177497Yes he is lmao
>the game is gonna come down to these two QBsbrilliant insight
>>152177458Prince > Michael Jackson >*power gap* > U2
>>152177507exactly fat enough
>>152177507image too small
>chiefs risk playoff elimination in Novemberour god is an awesome god
>>152177518Lil Wayne's dad isn't big Wayne?
fuck itjust get some kind of AI Red Hot Chili Peppers to do every halftime show for the rest of time
>>152177540Would be a very great night if they lose
>>152176917i see you are one of those who need more
>>152177536sorry i am dyslexic i meant imagine the smell
>>152177540but in doing so give the Cowboys hope
NEW NEW NEW >152177562>>152177562>>152177562
>>152177562>>152177562>>152177562 NEW
Is someone making new thread cause if not im making thread
>>152177571see >>152177566or >>152177570
>>152177525One romanian football player said once in a post match interview "if we would've scored more goals than them maybe we would've won"
>>152177604The michael Owen of Romania
>>152177622Lol
