hampy tanksgivming frens
they need him back
>>152178541Awful teams that could actually make the playo ffs.
>Cowboys vs Indians on Thanksgiving That goes hard, my dudes
t y for posting in my tred I didn't think it even got posted haha
>queefs
cowgirls BETTER NOT CHOKE
MORE DROPS
INSANE BROS
someone get tony some new pants
AHHHHHHHH
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
Queefs playoff status?
the most Mahomesian game ever
Running low on booze, ladz. Do I doordash some more or nah?
>almost successfully made it to the end of NNN>anons keep posting goon material
Does he do it on purpose to look more mahomey?
>>152178541That frog goes pretty hard
>le scramble and throw it to the wide open receiver man
ONLY MAHOMES JIM
Cowgirlian choke incoming
Someone run full speed at mahomes knees
>>152178541>no one within 15 yards of Worthless>they still glaze the mutt for completing it
I cast a jinx on Dallas
>Oh my it seems we made a clock mistake, please shave a few seconds off tee hee
ITS OVERwas fun as long as it lasted
NFL scriptwriting getting real predictable.
>uhhhhhhh take 3 seconds off the clock
>>152179394Why are they letting them get out of bounds?
>>152179399>NNNlmao that's a humiliation ritual just rub one out you nerd
HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE A FUCKING SPY ON HIM
#717% ABVdrukchads where we @
>>152179433Please tell me those are both women.
Are the cowgirl point shaving or is the script really this stale?
WMAF is the future
>>152179433Left definitely has a 10 inch cock
Did he catch that? GO CHIEFS
>literally no one ever covers mahomes come the fuck on.
>>152179433>>152179439me on the left
FUCK OFF CHOKEBOYS
that's an amazing catch
>>152179408Pretty sure the glazing was about escaping the sacks. Only Anthony Richardson would get pats on the back for the throw
MAHOMES DOES IT AGAIN
HOL UP HOL UPWE DEM SÔYS
>>152179435Me
>>152179442Choofs o-line is manhandling and headlocking Cowboys every play and the refs do nothing, there’s only so much you can do
They're gonna fucking choke
dem boyz status?
>>152179435Me? I'm on my 8th twisted tea. Might hit on my aunt later, there's no reason she would wear that skirt in this weather unless she wanted some cock.
>>152179435We still out heah, thought I'm running DANGEROUSLY low.
My eagles would bootyblast both these shit teams
Watch the cowboys choke this
This crowd looks soulless compared to detroit
NOT SO FAST
>>152179450NFL script rules say that you’re not allowed to cover Mahomes only to react to him once he’s 7 yards down the field.
Are there (non retarded) people who still believe this garbage isn't scripted?
Fuck this mickey mouse scripted bullshit.
>>152179471Choking
>>152179471Still Dem
alcohol is bad for you
>we are going to make an adjustmentis this new verbiage for this season or this just something Hussy likes to say?
>OK Dallas now you have to go three and out including an incomplete pass on third down to stop the clock
maybe they will tie, which would be a win for real sports fans
>dick picksix warming up
Would be funny if the Cowboys turn the ball over the worst possible time. But then again they don't have a shit punt returner like the Igglets.
Cowgirls can do itGo back and score on em
why is it scriptedarent they going to lose
I seriously hope none of you have to work tomorrow
Billie will be the superbowl halftime performer for these two teams in a few months
Thanks giving boys
THEY SAY THE JOKER IS A WANTED MANHE MAKES HIS WAY ALL ACROSS THE LAND
Dak will bring it home
>>152179489Being alive is bad for you.
Dem Boys gonna rape em
Time for a 3 and out and then PREVENT D
My bills have, would, and will bootyblast both these shit teams.
>>152179489So is 4chan
>77 on the queefs is holding EVERY. SINGLE. PLAY.>doesnt get called once>effects the outcome of playsCLASSIC
>chiefs o lineman tackling defenders every play Many such cases, mahomsian effort
This is the best dak has ever been and its with the most dismantled the cowboys has been. Is this someone playing without pressure because the team is shit or is dak just a choker when having expectations?
>>152179468B B B BASED
Dallas, now is your time to win
>>152179444nice trips
The script is so fucking stale
>>152179504Me licking those pits
I haven’t died yet, and I can’t confirm exactly what goes on down in hell, but I can assure you all at the very least Tony Romo commentates chiefs games down there.
Run the clock you cowshitters
Dude patrick mahero is like a marvel superhero this is so epicsauce
When you face Mahomes, it's not over till it's over. Mahomes can still easily win this
>>152179484>>152179485>>152179486>muh scriptmaybe Eberflunk's defense is just ass?
>hiring notorious choke artist matthew eberflus as dc
Very nice, however.
>>152178541Expect this Cowboys drive to get killed by a phantom hold before Mahomes leads a glorious game-winning drive
>>152179517Affects*
Romo if you did things right you would won a fucking Owl instead of being a shitter
>can you seeeee the joooooker flying ooooooverrrr
You can't leave Maholmes any time
>>152179524gimme dat brown sugar
>>152179497anglos worship jews more than anyonevpn off chikaner
I think it's getting STINKY
>>152179521might be a little bit of both. i remember when Derek Anderson did this
>already running down the clock
this is just like infinity war
THANK YOUBASED REFFIES
HOWEVER
>>152179504Me motorboating her armpit would be more explosive than prime Ezekiel Elliot
>run it up the middle
I'm gonna be so fucking mad if the Chiefs win this. Unreal failure if the Cowboys can't get this done.
Flag
>cowboys choking I can feel it.
>>152179533>t. romo the homo
>they got the flagSucks being on the receiving end of this.Fuck.
>betrays you at your time of great need
MY REFFIES :)
>dak threw the ball over 10 yards?>DPIevery time
There’s been some absolutely insane fucking holds this game they are trying so hard for the chiefs it’s so unreal
>>152179476wish I could send you some reinforcements. I have a lot of reserves for marathon days like this
ngl that's not PI lmfao
WE STILL DEM BOYZ
Jerry must have wrote a HUGE check. Even though I hate the chiefs this is bullshit
>>152179435>One bottle of Sam Adam’s Winter in the morning >3 quarter-full glasses of wine during thanksgiving dinner>about to sip some Buffalo Trace on the rocks I’m sorry drunkchads..I’m so behind
Will Dallas choke??
Reffies
>>152179541>grammar fag who cares
Wow who could have seen that playcall coming
Fucking lmao
FLAGGED
Give me fucking break you faggot. Let 'em play
>>152179555THAT'S FINE!
Why cant the Queefs stop cheating?
>>152179472You're revolting for having that thought drunk or sober. I bet you are some little fucking, punk, drunk huh? Think you're a man cause you can drink?
TOTAL REFFIE BETRAYAL
>reffies will save the Chie-ACK
Blatant and pointless pass interference there. Just let him catch it and try to stop a short third down
YALL NIGGAS ALWAYS CRY ABOUT REFS. ITS JUST CONFIRMATION BIAS
reffies dragging the cowgirls across the finish line
ITS TIME
>>152179534That might be true if it didn’t happen every game. There conveniently never seems to be a spy on him and then the defense only starts to do anything to him once he’s seven or 8 yards down the field and ends up getting a first down. It happens every game it’s too obvious and there’s no way it’s not scripted. I’m sorry for your loss.
how many times has blowmo said "this play will determine the game/season" now, like 20?
Refs delivering
>>152179579KITTY HITBTYE GRIDDY XDXDXDXD
They know the slant is coming but they cant stop it.
>>152179591>PEANUT BUTTER SKIN
OURBASEDREFFIESS
>>152179579how the fuck do you get a cat to do that?
>>152178541I’ll take it but that was legit bullshit, one of the few times the choofs have a beef with the reffies
Lamb you dumbass why did you run out of bounds
>>152179579Holy fuck how did you train your cat to do this
>>152179587pancake boobies
>>152179584Good. My nigga is balling
>>152179606Nah, just hate the mutt and everything that comes with him. I want my NFL back.
>>152179579lmao that dumbass cat starting shucking and jiving as soon as shit got real hahahah
>>152179587Who is this handsome gentleman?
>>152179591I miss her
don't go out of bounds
>>152179592People who are literate.
let's go cowboys!!!!
>>152179588>buffalo traceNice nice nice you can catch up on that. Good enough to drink straight, not so special that you cant mix it
MORE DEFENSIVE PASS INTERFERENCE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
REFFIESSSSSS
Stupid ass
>>152179626Tuna
>>152179521Dak has two top 10 receivers drawing so much personnel deep that teams are even trying to blitz consistently. Any play is a potential touchdown for Pickens and Lamb. Jerry loves stacking receivers and he's done it again. Also Micah's impact on the defense was insanely overrated. The room he made for other pickups really helped the roster.
Chiefs are gonna win and this whole thread of mindbroken redditors will seethe.
>>152179600I TAKE THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY!
>>152179579wtf is this real?
>>152179590Fucking need this for Christmas.
>>152179587>tattoos>dyed hair>piercingsso fucking gross>>152179590Too fat
dw chiefs you need a year off to get better discipline
>>152178541I hate this babytalk 4chan does. It's so fucking gay and retarded
>>152179587She looks like she has a healthy connection with Jesus Christ :)
>mcduffie AGAIN
pass interferenceskiving
>>152179641comfy
>>152179641Kino.
ITS OVER
WE DEM FLAGZ
>>152179606There were two separate studies on this, no it’s not, they are way out of line objectively bigger ref babs over even the pats
>>152179628Because he knew the reffies flags were gonna fly either way.
>>152179570Hello Saar!
The refs with the chiefs rn
>>152179534Or maybe mahomo lets the refs bust in his bussy for guaranteed no calls
Refbros, I'm gonna break NNN...forgive me
don't choke, dook poopscoop
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REFS YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE OUR GREATEST ALLY
>whiff the contain on the blitzWHAT A FUCKING IDIOT
FLAGLAG
Cowboys are going to win. How good are their chances to make the wildcard?
>>152179639>People who are literate.And yet you're still a fag
SHIT THE FUCK UP JIM YOU ARE LITERALLY SLOBBERING HIS CHILDHOOD BALLS FAGGOT
>>152179641SOVL
>reffies with the flags tonight
>>152179665Yur fukin ghey and retodded beytch
>>152179665non frens can leave
>>152179641Very nice
>>152179663It's fine. It sucks, but I've been a Chiefs fan since the 80s. I'm just happy we got a ring in my lifetime. Everything else is just extra.
>the percentages say
>They used to get noesbleed seatsWasn't Mahomies dad a pro baseball player?
what a joke
Hey thats a penalty
YEAHHHH HERE WE GO
OGRE
Please just get a first down and run out the clock. Do not give the ball back to Muttman!
>calling time out on a 2nd and 3I thought the queefs were supposed to be high iq
>>152179665brownoid detected
THEY DIDN'T CHOKE
>>152179712jennyposter my belovedroll DAMN tide
>>152179641WHAT YEAR IS THIS
Hey gang i luv you and t y for postimg in my thred
>>152179641I've been wanting to buy a CRT. It would make my N64 playable again. Shit looks terrible on my TV.
>>152179591>>152179624PEANUT BUTTER
Dem boys won again
KEK GG
>>152179721was he? he looks like a deadbeat black dad crackhead with a pickup truck
END DYNASTY
GAME OVER
HOL UP
>>152179665frenspies fuck ya!!
>>152179694100 percent because the Igglets are in 2023 freefall right now with Sundays game being the 49ers game start point. Funny because that was around the time they did collapse.
Can they kneel?
>the chiefs era is over and the cowboys ended it
heh.. maybe next year is your year chieffies
>>152179721Black dads are cheap as fuck
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA IT'S OVER MUTTHOMO
Cowboys...didn't choke...?
>>152179723Yeah it's pretty crazy how they went 6 years without the refs properly penalizing them.
>>152179741Correct me if I'm wrong, isn't the girl on the left a massive whore?
GOOD NIGHT CHIEFS
This game needs a good chimpout
>>152179657Well, did you ask Santa?
>choofs
>>152178541BALL GAMEFUCK THE QUEEFS AND THEIR BANDWAGONING FAGGOT “FANS”
>>152179622THEY CANT THEY CANT LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>152179756UNFATHOMABLY BASED AND AMERICA PILLED
AYO HOL UP HOL UP HOL UPHOLUPHOL UPHOLUPWE DEM GOYS
Mahomes to Jets soon?
NOW GONNA FINNA HOL UP
john madden (pbuh) has blessed us this day
>cowboys eneded up Brady>cowboys end mahomesWho are th3y killing next?!?!?!?!?
>>152179741
>>152179736>vandy ranked above >my vols
Almost pulled a Dwayne Rudd
>>152179763All women are anon
>old Travolta doing Grease
>>152179694with a win they'd have a like 25% chance
>>152179741That's Joy? I've seen WAY BETTER tits on cam girls...
>>152179741Left is too fat
>Chiefs take over for a few years>Pats take over again right when the Chiefs endUgh
MAHOMESIAN
>>152179756Based and colonizer-pilled
>>152179761Defense was just going easy on Mahomes, didn't want to hurt his feelings so they let him score a few TDs.
>>152179767me when they get my chinese food order wrong
>>152179641SOUL
>>152179741I just want to get lost in a thick woman like this. Imagine the blend of shea butter and ass sweat.>>152179763Confirmed to have slept with every single staff member who had leverage to help her climb the sports TV ladder. Probably dozens of middle aged and elderly men.
Chiefs era OVER
AMERICA'S TEAM > THE QUEEFS
>>152179774>Based Vince has entered the chat
5>4seethe now, seethe forever
absolutely done with this semen slurping sport
>famous heterosexual john travolta
>>152179741She turned into a Kenmore refrigerator
>>152179641What's that on top of the clock?
all the college games are DOGSHIT besides maybe ohio state vs michigan>b-but my rivalries which make for dogshit gamesnobody cares nigger
>>152179756HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>152179665benis :DDDD
>>152179779thank you for gracing us on this day heavenly john maddenAEIOU
>>152179755we sure can. another win for marshawn
isnt that a flag for taking your helmet off
>>152179788>i just need to sit down.>you are sitting.
Imagine if the Colts hadn't blown the last game.Chiefs would just about be done
ReminderThe Cowboys lost to the Panthers lol
>>152179786so is it not penalty because hes not celebrating like rudd?
thread moving so fast nobody will ever know i lie to eat women ass.Whos the good guy on our last Thanksgiving game lads? i dont care for the Bengals anymore since Joe Glass can play 1 game wothout breaking a bone.
>>152179756USAUSAUSA
>>152179802>thick woman like this.most of them smell anon.>t.I've banged a ton of fatties
Its over, suck my dick Chiefs fans
>>152179824Are the cowboys now the bears best win?
>>152179824Panthers are a playoff team
>>152178541Happy thanksgiving
HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP
>>152179830>like to eat ass>posts bugs with no ass????????
>>152179821Without refball Colts blow the Chiefs out
my bears would bootyblast both of these shit teams (oh wait they already did lmao)
>>152179838I literally reference the odor of ass sweat in my post, anon. I know what I'm getting in to.
>>152179830Hot.
>>152179830Ravens are the good guys
Reminder the Cowboys lost to the Cardinals
>>152179741Joy has such a rapeable body. That saggy ass, bloated flesh is begging for my seed.
>>152179665
Pickens is a fucking boss My iggles should trade AJB for him.
ReminderThe Chiefs lost to the Jaguars lol
chiefs lifelongers of 5 years or something on suicide watch rn
>>152179830>i lie to eat women ass.How does this play out?
>>152179821That one was legit rigged they were up 20-9 and threw 12 straight passes with JT having an OPOTY type season
Everyone who shit on Jerry for trading Micah looks like a retard now.
>Beat both owl teams in a span of 4 days
Worship the Cowboys win and Billie
>>152179861>say you swear I'm a meme
>chiefs may actually miss the playoffsit's a Thanksgiving miracle
Total Cowgoy Victory
>>152179792How many games do the 49ers need to lose to seal a chance for Cowboys Wildcard? All of them?
HHAAHAHAHHA LMAO LMAO FUCKING DIE ROMO YOU FUCKING QUEER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKzwbsI7ISQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKzwbsI7ISQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKzwbsI7ISQ
Cowboys nation check in
Is jerry truly a genius?
Game.Blouses.
Cowboys bros we did it.
>>152179877She's aging worse than that milk
>>152179819Nah, queefs did it against my Kangz and didn't get a penalty. Just got told to put his helmet back on :^)
Oh, hey Patrick!
today i am THANKFUL to witness the end of the chiefs
This wasn't just a win for Dallas, it was a win for all of AmericaFuck Kansas City
>>152179876>still no rings in the 21st century
>>152179856lel
>>152179906So true
>>152179813The clock is my converter box, also that's the channel the game is on not the time.On top is a coaster and a small wood bowl with some junk inside.
>we don't root we just like to watch a good gameKill Romo
HOL UPWE DA FLU BOYZ
>>152179883probably
>>152179875The actual impressive thing is the coaching hire, I thought this guy would be mega ass he seems legit as fuck offensively
>>152179891here
>>152179907Cry, nigga, lmao
>>152179875Jerry unquestionably won the Micah trade from day one. The issue was waiting so long to sign him and the negotiation malpractice on top of that. Anyone acting like the Cowboys didn't 100% recoup their losses on Micah were just reactionary retards.
Scriptwriters are trying to give us a GB vs DAL NFCCF
>chiefs need to win every remaining game and pray for other losses just to make the playoffs now
MY CHIEFEEEEEEEES
We Won
WE DEM BOYS
>>152179893I love you
Lets go TX bros toxins lets win this sunday
I just found out that Brian Schottenheimer has the same birthday as me!
>>152179892hnnnggggg i need to put my seed in this chubby little goblin
Andy Reid? It's time. Call in the replacement.
>>152179869>i lie meant to type I LIKE
>>152179875...uh micahs actually going to the playoffs anon
>>152179937Why do you keep changing your VPN?
Cowboys offense is fun to watch
>>152179906>a kc-less owli already got what i wanted for christmas.
>>152179877shes so ugly brosi hate looking at her
Big win for the Cowboys
HAPPY FUCKING THANKSGIVING /sp/
>>152179865
>4 TDs and a lossNever happened to gaydy once
Dallas Cowboys keep being America's Team.
>>152179946birthdayagami!
Eberflus chads completely vindicated
HOL THE FUCK UP, NIGGAS
>>152179774based vince
PRESS S TO SPIT ON THE QUEEFS
Maybe I should be a cowboys fan now?
the Chiefs lost even though THEIR SEASON IS ON THE LINE?! What were they thinking?
>>152179952yeah, where his dumb fuck mutt qb will lose the game for the green gay packtards in the WC round. Yippie!
N
>>152179830Burrow and the Bengals are the good guys
>gives you kino every weekyou're welcome
For me it continues to be gingers
>>152180017I can never hate on Dook Poopscoot
>>152180017/sp/ might hate this man, but they can't deny he's entertaining as fuck to watch.
>>152180017I KNEEL!
Respect to the Cowboys from a Packer lmao
>>152179668>Islamic scholar Jordan Peterson says this is acceptable. You will have to refer to him for the details though I had no idea wtf he was talking about. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx7GGTM_WEM
Mahones played well despite the loss. Nearly flawless performance. Mahomesian loss.
>>152180012based netflix chad
>cowgoys face the lions next weekTheyre going to absolutely torch that lions secondary
DAK PRESCOTT
>>152180017Cowboys fan and I kinda hate him, but I can't deny
>>152180017dak my captain. listen to his interviews he is in robot be a good QB mode compared to the last shitty seasons
>>152179919Well fuck. They play the Browns and then the Titans. They aren't going to lose to either of these. Or at most they lose to just one out of a fluke.
>>152179821Refs helped the Chiefs alot there so they don't go into Thanksgiving under .500
someone make the TNF thread
Cowboys taking the division on Christmas confirmed.
Can we just be honest and say Jerry won the trade now?
"Something the whole family will love" is such an overused line. 90% of the time it's something literally only the young kids of the family will like lmao
>>152180049jose the welfare recipient zoomer doxxer on discord. imagine being you lmao
DAK WINS THE TURDUCKEN TROPHY
I never doubted the CowGODS for a second.
>coofs
Anyone got a link to chiefs radio so I can listen to them cry?
>>152180080Appeasing the children is one less headache for the parents, so sometimes it's a win
See you in the Bungholes thread
>that zoomed introThey knew what they were doing kek
BRING THIS BITCH OUT, WE HUNGRY!
Cowboys bros, Would you rather have a butter injected smoked turkey or a bite of Billie eilish breast meat
>>152180025GAWT DAMN
>that biggun with the turkey hat staring down at the turkey the entire timeBoy wants a turkey and he wants it now
NEW>>152180163>>152180163>>152180163
>>152180147The turkey of course. Only fags care for 3DPD in 2025.
>>152180017Thank you based 'Boys
>>152180017I'll admit I will always post >shit shitscott when he fucks up but no one in the world could make me legitimately hate this man
>>152180231Same. The Dick Poopsock jokes are funny but at the end of the day he's our guy.
>>152179524Who's this tight little street walker?
>>152179971Thanks for delivering a humble pie to Romo for his just desserts. The most agonizing and nauseating experience in all of sports is watching a Chiefs CBS telecast. They put Romo on every one, they don't hold him to any sort of professional broadcast standard for national broadcasters who are supposed to be unbiased. He relentlessly glazes Mahomes and the Chiefs and after they lose he has the nerve to sign off of the broadcast saying "We don't root, no matter who wins." I hope he kills himself now.The truth about this game is it really just is a 6-5-1 team against a 6-6 team and it's largely inconsequential to the rest of the season. It's a reminder that you are what your record says you are and you can't just have a few good games in the middle or late in the season and say you're a top team in the NFL. Those early season games when you're losing 31-14 against the Bears or losing to the Chargers in Brazil matter as much as these games.
>>152180290Homo will always seethe over Dak though regardless who he's against
>>152180290The cowboys have improved their defense with trades and with defensive players coming back from injury their defense is different.
one of the cleaniest funniest threads in a minute
>>152180290How can he talk about a team that hasn't won more than 3 games in a row all year winning every game on their schedule the rest of the way anyways?
>>152180360Yeah true, they are a different team but the rest of the games up to this point are part of their identity for the season and why they're in such a deep hole that's going to be near impossible to climb out of. Neither of those teams won more than 3 games in a row all year and Romo is talking about them like they'll just easily sweep the rest of their schedule. That's generally not how it works.
>>152180335I don't doubt that's part of it but it's week in and week out with this guy. Hope he chokes on that humble pie tonight
Where were you when the chiefs dynasty ended
>>152180526Holy cope nobody thought they were gonna beat the eagles and chiefs so just fucking shut the fuck up bitch and eat this cowboys dub.
>>152180596>sitting at parents house>get phone call>it john maddenchiefs dynasty is kill>hang up>dad ask who it was>it was john madden chiefs dynasty is kill>john madden is dead>then who was phone?
oh fug turkey coma is setting in
same
>>152180596queefs dynasty moved on?
I think everyone involced with BMWF commercials should be killed along with their entire bloodlines.
Cowboys are getting like 28th and 30th from those packers picks. The perfect spot for taking corners and pass rushers that will never crack the starting lineup.
>>152179927Jerry always wins, the Packers are first round fodder.
KWAB
gobble gobble
>>152178541Imagine losing to >Dook Peepeepoopoo
Kek the GAYFC fucking sucks
gobble this BUSSY
idk how you can be a fan of the game and root for consecutive total bullshit calls to shut the game down.I get you're playing in Jerry world and it's your fault for being in that position but god damn that was revolting for the sport
KUCKSUS SHITTY ON SEWERSLIDE WATCH
Kek Chiefs trash
