sablafbsdfkjbsdfjk what?
Champion Again Edition: Die Slowly Blind faggots
Finland as a matter of fact
Paddy the Baddy!
Justin "the highlight" Gaethje gets it done
>>152178881FUCK YOU GAETHJE
these are some active as fuck threads for thanskgiving, are you ok bro?
>>152178857>pawlg milf
Justin Garthcheese
Hard times make hard men.
Praying Ilia gets hit with rape or pedophilia allegations so my boy Gaethje can break the curse and be a champion
>>152178904I don't have any thanks to give.
some of you dweebs wouldnt even say it to my face. fuck you faggot, im champion.. AGAIN!
>>152178916Paddy will whip and retire his retard ass.
>>152178904Yeah I'm ok I'm just vegetating on my couch after eating a shit ton if turkey and ham with my family
>>152178905Like a canvas (for cum)
oy hurd of a lad wif nowt but shite for his brains dana u wan an excitin foight gimme the one-time interim champion joostin gaychew
>>152178939flat
One uppercut and opps look like Bethe Correia
make this make sense
all the CTE justin has absorbed will come out in a huge blast of diarrhea that floods the octagon and blinds Tom's other orb
niggas eating some dry ass turkey when our canadian friends are eating real steakslevels in this game
>>152178958Oh sorry Demarcus didn't realize I was dealing with a knuckle dragger
Who will be our Chael Sonnen?
>>152178972who cares, Volk is a fake champ anyway.
>>152178972>MurphyNo one knows who this is>EvloevNo one knows who this is and be thankful they don't (pedophile)>YairNo one wants that>LopesEveryone wants that.
>>152179014I have only seen revulsion to Volkanovski vs Lopes 2
>>152178972Lopes by round 2 KO
Lopes is going to fluke his way to championship now because we can't have good things in MMA
PPVs are now free and you're bitching.
Fuck you gaethje you stiped faggot
>>152179028revulsion is volks middle name
Diegaped lobussy is about to become the worst champion of all time
I got into this new hobby it's called drinking anyone else doing this
Who can deny Alexander Volkanovski's greatness once he defeats Diego Lopes for a second time
>>152179060usa isnt the world dumbass. everyone else still has to pay for them
The topoopy pee tapes will be published soon, im frightened
>>152179060Fuck you Dana you bald freak
>>152179085i was drinking with sanna ukkola about 6 hours ago she's much slimmer in person
>>152179096FACT CHECK: It is.
>>152179074damn! why didn't the gay sissy posting help Movsar get a title shot? fuck you were soo close.
Deformed ugly retard freak
>>152179122Fuck you Dana you bald bitch
>Ian Garry Cuck >Michael Morales Nobody knows who that is >Shavkat Rakmonov Nobody knows who that is >Carlos Prates Nobody knows who that is >Welterweight GOAT Kamaru Usman Everybody wants that
>>152179060I'm bitching because they cobbled together two of the most slop main events you could think of and married it to the return of Amanda Nunes
>>152179093Moi. Je peux le nier.
>>152179147damn! excellent post
Paddy has been in the ufc for 4 years already ?
Islam vs Usman is the fight to make at welterweight right now
>>152179147>>Carlos Prates >Nobody knows who that ishe's the "headshot dead" guy
>>152179187everybody is saying this
Unless Volkanovski is that fucking washed he should still beat LopesA fighter like Volkanovski destroys a fighter like Lopes at almost any fucking period of his career. Volk could be 40 and that would still be an 80-20 matchup
lopes will heem oldovski this time his bug burger lifestyle has caught up to him
Usman gave birth to the 45-70 meme we all know and love
>>152179195Pretty sure that was Sean Brady
im tired gonna snore
can't keep living like this
Arman's the number 1 contender how can they do this to him
>>152179256Man up pussy
The people's Main Event
Colby needs to angle for Shavkat's return fight. Shavkat will be looking for a safe option and Colby might pull it off if Shavkat's knee is as fucked as it sounds.
rose needs to retire for the sake of my eyes
No one’s ever been killed in a ufc cage. Pussy ass sport for dweebs. Boxing owns you.
This is my impression of Arman admiring his own penis in the bathroom mirror after he get out of the shower>waow...mmm...Thoughts?
>>152179284Two chopped ass old busted bitches
>>152179284rose beats alexa if she hasn't improved
>>152179284Based. Have a sniff
>>152179339Burns victim of a thing
My impression of Ilia Topuria looking at his penis in the bathroom mirror >Dios mios it's so small... Is that why she took the kids?
>>152179310So you were just sitting at home, thinking about Arman's penis?
>>152179195Got schooled by Machado.
Fuck you too Arman
>>152179393Yeah, or more specifically, him viewing his own penis in the mirror
>>152179396You think God said that when he made Armans spine snap?
Paddy by KO
Smoke up bros, it dulls the pain
>>152179412Dope.
Paddy by falling anvil XD
Gaethje can eat a dick and die for all I care
Gaethje has mental retardation, like me. That's why I don't like him.
Herzog was greedily rubbing his hands together at the start of fights.
>>152179466Gaethje would handle you irl easily
Fuck you ArmanFuck you Justin
Sweden what happened I thought you loved Gaethje what the fuck man
>>152179456Shouldnt you be having a thnksigivng feast?
just winjustin winits in his name
>>152179498You take dick for a living
>>152179542His name is not Justwin, it's Justin
Lets upvote that!
Justin is a fake gangster. In England they fucking stab themselves in the streets, fucking crazy man!
>>152179532Nah I hate Justin Gaethje don't let anyone tell you otherwise
>>152179545Turn on your monitor.
justwin gaethje from victory valley, california
>>152179589Excellent post.
Justin Garthje by car crash.
no chance paddy gets close to justwin
>>152179589Fuck you you retarded mexican
Dark Justin Gaethje
respect to gaethje
Supposedly Ilia beat up Georgina
Dustin Gaethje by self-duplicating and raping Paddy.
Let's analyse his name. It's made up of two main components, Justin and Gaethje. Justin precedes Gaethje, which is the latter part of his name. None of these components have any apparent meaning
>>152179640We don't sign our posts here.
Super Paddy Pimplett
Used to think Sweden was sweet, not I know he's a tart!
>>152179670Based if true
in miami?
Justwin Gaethje. Simple misspelling, and it makes sense since youre mad
>>152178972i wonder if they offered murphy the fight but he turned it down because he wants more time or something. hes asking for a fight in march in the uk instead of volksevloev's injury was bad. anik mentioned it was a serious injury on the ppv card where movsar was supposed to fight pico. maybe a bad knee injury
I fucking hate you Justin (Gaethje)I want to rape you Justin (Gaethje)Your fights are disgustingJustin Gaethje we're going to kill you
Shadow Justin Gaethje
>>152179702She posted some domestic violence stuff on IG stories
Justin Gaethje is 39 years old
Murphy vs Pico 2: this time it’s personal.
ive been nice bud, now im gonna have to heem paddy
>>152179750Yeah I hope he stays there Fuck you Justin Gaethje
>>152179749She posted >now my daughter will be safe Pedophilia Topiglet is a nonce, sadly.
Can I get a serious answer on why Volk/lopes 2 is happening? Isn’t the slav or pico getting a shot?
>>152179730They specifically told Murphey that he wasn't getting the title fight, verbatim. It was never an issue of timing, they just didn't want to give him the fight like a month ago.Also of course he's not going to ask to fight on a card that's already booked are you retarded
I can keep going on like this
Fuck you Justin Gaethje you bum
Violent Justin Gaethje
>>152179789That's fucking crazy man.
Chills.
>>152179790Evloev is injured; nobody knows who Murphy is and Silva is arguably a better win than unc Pico.
>>152179790y not? cards free, fuck the fans. sports dead anyway
Get raped Justin Gaethje
Gaethje by trepanation.
>>152179831>Silva is arguably a better win than unc Pico.That shouldn't matter when Murphy has been on a longer win streak against ranked opposition Lopes literally JUST fought for the title too and LOST
Justin Gaethje death reel
>>152179833
Luke Riley is the protagonist of the UFC
kinda odd how WSOF has to carry the UFC now
Did zaddy Dana give any info about cuckpoira
Justin Gaethje death automation
>>152179790They have 2 mandatory Aussie PPVs and the Noche event . England cards are Fight Nights and Murphy is a boring shitter. And Evloev... exists?
>>152178972>>152179730Murphy and Peeon's accents give people the ick. Usually people like English accents. You got the funny chipper bongcents and you got the proper stiff upper lip bongcents but whatever Leon and Lerone are doing has got to stop. They need to take speech classes and learn assertiveness instead of the weak timid mumbling gobbledygook they're spewing. This is a very real thing.
Why isn't Ilia fighting?
Ok but for real you can't wish dead on someone that's just not cool man.
you could never kill me
>>152179976Fuck you too then
>>152179873The only fighter who isn’t a decrepit husk he’s ever fought is Da Nigge, B. Silva would heem Murphy and all his wins easily.
>>152180010Fuck you Justin you nerd
>>152179791nah he should demand it. hes posting pics of him heeming lopes in the gym. its his only chance to get a title fight next by being on their card. if he doesnt get on it, evloev would be next before murphy.
then you should try paddy, you really should try paddy. lets try that paddy, lets try that
>>152179966He’s fighting the demons of post-divorce depression.
Paddy has that reetard strenght but Justin is too retarded to notice. Great fight incoming.
>>152180014Oh yeah big bad Jean Silva with his signature wins over fucking Melsick Bogdasarian and Bryce Mitchell oooohhhhh what a fucking boogeymanStop giving credit for fights that happened in your head. He hasn't beaten these guys, he's the untested rank number 10 who lost when he tried to break in to the top 5
you think im just gonna sit there and let you kill me paddy? i mean really
>>152179948send a nigga brixton 1-2 year and forget
>grasso vs roseBlanchy bros, we got our tiol sho?
Silva's best win vs a guy Murphy beat like a fucking dog
i wish they would let me in your nation so i could spit in your fucking face
Justin might be too retarded to register knockout blows now which is an extremely chilling prospect!
>>152180077They should strip him then. He's holding up the whole division. Making an interim is just cheap.
>>152180118>protein popcornwas this part of fazza's plan?
>>152180114
Justin Gaethje gets raped
Measured Justin will heem Paddy's leg setting up a rematch with Max at UFC White House Lawn
>>152180137he's going to have to strip and sell his ilibussy to mandingo masters now that he's ruined his marriage and UFC career
>>152180114Afraid not
John Silver is back
>>152180114What's next for Blanchfield is her ___________ on my _____________
>I am best champion, Dana, I am italo turk english warrior and big star I say when I fight ok>fuck off ya goof
>>152180118silva was winning vs lopes until he lost
>>152180215gravy on my potatoes, see that's a little holiday humor for you I got it from a book by my fav comic sweet joseph
Jean Sylvia
why is the men interim title fight the main event instead of the undisputed wmma title fight?
>>152179791The booked card with all the announcements is poofc324. But 325, volks card, is actually one week after 324 in january. Dummy
been doin this a long time, nothing new to me. gonna be ready to swing, and kick the fuck out of that plush doll
Frozen like Elsa Jean Silva
If Paddy's bogged bonglett divorces him soon, we will have some kino commentary for their fighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI4Y04iK8Fs
>>152180268"why? question was answered in your question dummy" - Tito
>>152180281I heard that too. Why? Are all fights on paramount going to be numbered or is it to make up for the 5 week break between espn and paramount?
The UFC is dying
>>152180268So people don't walk out of the arena for their fight. And more people will skip watching the event if they see Harrrison and Nunes' faces on all the main marketing material.
>>152180376erased that Englander
we know this wont be the final card because paddy will get hurt two weeks out
>>152180441Ken Shamrock ATTACKED by GHOST?!?!?!
The real champ has spoken
why are they doing volk vs lopez 2 if ppv sales dont matter any more? they got $7.7b to turn this shit into a real sport and are still doing popularity contest shit. fucking goofs
I see his ankle wraps bend forward as if spirit grab him...
>>152180441Here's some advice from a professional fake fight finder.Kayla Harriason is going to miss weight and the fight will be called offAllen hasn't signed a contract to fight Silva and has gone public about wanting to go to lightweight a week agoBoth of those are 100% fake fights
>>152180491I hardly care much about mma at all these days but burgerlosvki vs dopes 2 is a real fucking head scratcher of a rematch, it wasnt even close iirc
This massive pile of stinking soulless shite that the UFC has become will never get better again, is it?
>>152180480
If giga bum Gaethje is fighting paddy does that mean Illia vs Arman is confirmed
>>152180473he wanted that anklepick. classic wrestler, total pressure artist, grinder, workaholic. absolute madman.
we will be back stronger from this
>>152180554I think they should get into a massive war with overwhelming casualties to decide which is the real one.
>>152180537yes
>>152180511Bodied that freak
>>152180380Based goof
https://streamain.com/en/SoP0f02NR7EVL7x/watch
>>152180502just give me jon jones on the white house lawn, alright? thanks sal
>>152180511Ugly chink freak
>>152180593I just assume Ken was treating it like a worked fight and just didn't tell anyone else, or it was an actual ghost, or a spirit projection of Tito
>>152180537If you squint a little she looks like Brendan Allen.
>>152180480>It's like the Epstein files WITH the sex SOON
>>152179730>>152180480Yup. Murphy def ducked because January. Sad to see.
>OHHHHHHHHH HES HOMEBRUTAL story loss for DC
>>152180650https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xzT565hiqci want to say the logo/canvas combo. probably a combo of it all since shamrock is a seasoned vet
if popularity contest is a part of the game why not max for the IC?
>>152180769so charles rapes him for the belt a 7th time?
Pretty sure Jon's family don't care if he skips Thanksgiving for $8 million
prime roger clemens with a year of training, or 60 year old mark coleman post fire rescue? im taking roger and i love the hammer lemme tell u
>>152180803>hides under house
wut is this
Paddys a BUM, man! A straight up BUM. FRAUD.Kid, your best win is a 48 year old Tony Ferguson. The skeleton of Tony Ferguson. You went to war with Chandler.
Paddys best win is against sausage rolls from Gregs.
This is just like that picture of the girl on the bus
FACT: T-Wood above Usman in GOAT talk.
>>152180729>>152180803
lol Murphy beat up evloev
>>152181076So did Arnold Allen. Evloev sucks.
>>152180955
gym pics and videos lmao
>>152181208OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH HE’S HEEMED
>>152181076Great move
>>152180803jon did it for free he loves dagestani dumper
not impressed. trty that in the cage with me and leg kicks, yeah thats what i thought bitch
Justin "The Sage" Gaethje
If I say the name 'George St-Pierre', which George St-Pierre do you think of? Exactly!
>>152181349why would you bury a sparring partner like that, what a scumbag
might as well call him george st smith, generic ass fighter, couldnt heem a paper bag
I hope lonsdale murphy gets hit by a falling satellite while browsing knockoff gucci shades
>>152181366>why>le'ronesolved
His fights might suck and his personality gives you nothing to root for but once he shat on his gym by releasing training footage I instantly boyed him.
prime Cung Le bodies the current middleweight division
cung le kicks the fuck out of kazbitch
>For the purposes of understanding the complex network of race, gender, and class oppressions that constitute our global modernity it is very rewarding to attend to the evolution of the apartheid policies of the South African regime, since apartheid is directed towards the construction of a microcosm of the neocolonial order; a recapitulation of the world in miniature. The most basic aspiration of the Boer state is the dissociation of politics from economic relations, so that by means of ‘bantustans’ or ‘homelands’ the black African population can be suspended in a condition of simultaneous political distance and economic proximity vis-à-vis the white metropolis. This policy seeks to recast the currently existing political exteriority of the black population in its relation to the society that utilizes its labour into asystem of geographical relations modelled on national sovereignty. The direct disenfranchisement of the subject peoples would then be re-expressed within the dominant international code of ethno-geographical (national) autonomy.- Dricus Du Plessis
Lerone? More like Jabroni.
Strikeforce > POOFC
>i cant read
semtex > your favorite bearded asian russian mutt. sorry zoomers, meme punching is real
>>152181591Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
>two time interim 'lightwait' champion Justin "The Highlight" Gaethje levels.
>two timer
Don't give money to the JewFC.Watch Rizin.
makhachev's arm btw
"my women work in the background" - SC
you know if you think about it Gaethje is just Scott Smith with a UFC contract, I can see Cung Le axe kicking his collar bone into his dick honestly
>>152178857>two numbered cards back to back weeksRetards
KEK Shartman passed over because he isn't a draw
who has that one pic of kayla harrison?
we don't look at women here
>>152181839everyone just wants a UD now :(no more just bleeding no more stand and bangclinch and box?stand and kick rocks>Lelemme bang bro
need her to bulk up. wouldnt hate her at 195-210, not for fighting of course.
lmfao these meathead retards could double their pay if they would band together
>and then Arman came to my office, he grabbed my shirt and stuck 2 fingers up my ass and said "listen to me you bald bitch, you're going to give me the title shot right now"... He's a bad guy and that's why I told the other guys he was not getting that title shot...you know..."when someone shows you who they are, believe them".
ive been tellin them "we needa unionhize, but dey didnt lishen to me"
>>152182018Once we get Fatima Kline on 2 whole rotisserie chickens a day and optimized thigh + torso fucking it's over for Kayla.
>>152178972No one cares anymore, man. All the fights blend together. Half the champs are just dudes who took over when the last guy changed weight classes. The organization's a joke now.
>the ufc is dying
we've got a little ding dong of a ting former miami husband out here acting like he's top shit and has like one good win over a creek drinker from arkansas that taught himself mma by kicking barn doors
I thought toporia would be gooby 2.0. learn from his mistakes and avoid the pitfalls of success. but nope hes following the same pathbaka
>>152182126>every fighter now, a chicken
I bet volk is being paid bank for the lopez fight. because it does nothing for him otherwise idk why else he would take it.
>>152182091Jarvis, shave her head and give her big sweaty Demi Moore tits. We want her to look like G.I. Jane. Increase humidity of her habitat by 10%.
>increasing humidity of her habitat by 10%. head shaved and tits like demi moore installation complete
>>152180561can I get a confirmation on this
>>152182243OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
youve been visited by the stun gun of confusion. the fight outcome produce nothing
>>152178972volk is going to retire after this btw
>volk>retire>the ufc is dying
>a division without volki want ufc to end now
what is the appeal of diego lopes?
that last uppercut was chef's kiss, ripped woodley's lip/face wide open
>>152182322Did we ever see this guy and Yushin Okami in the same place at the same time? Peculiar indeed
hes gay and mexican. Dakota Cochrane wasnt mexican or they wouldve used him
>>152182515>ahh yes portu-gay-suh>thats japanese hes korean tho but i see your point. probably a clone
lopes looks like a retarded man people gave a funny haircut he thinks looks cool so that's a point, also he heemed Jean "mossad macaque" Silva so he got some points there
Honestly Evloev deserved having that aired out he was speaking in an arrogant tone to a guy who zeemed him in the past I would post that shit too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdgCrDQZlvslisten to aoki's voice lmao
>>152182475dude fucking bangs
Not but seriously why did Evloev think it was a good idea to talk down to the guy who beat his shit in on camera
>>152182475brasil (unlikely area to have cowboys)+cowboy=wow new star
>>152182650>unlikely area to have cowboysthey have a ton of cowboys? they dominate bull riding retard lmao
>>152182663I am not up to date with third world shitter country cowboy antics clearly
brazilian, indian, mexican, you're all the same pile of shit to me
>>152182677tko owns pbr wwe and ufc. top combat jew mechants
The UFC….. has died……..
>>152182576Is chain smoking a good base for mma?
>>152182754>finished >gone>done>ceased to operate >foldedrest. in. piss.
niggas complaining that nunes vs harrison is co-main when in reality I would allow bum fights to headline over them because I don't care about ANY womens sports they are all shit and boring
>>152182754>I'M HERE WITH FORMER UFC PRESIDENT DANA WHITE! BROUGHT TO YOU BY TRANSPORTER 5! IN THEATERS THIS DECEMBER
>>152182515They were opposing national captains for a netflix show
>>152178972volks retirement fight, they’re giving him someone beatable and if he does lose at least it’ll be to someone that people like unlike most wanted terrorists of the sport murphy and evloev
speak that truth. women cant hold these belts
whos the greatest heavyweight in the world? oh thats right, its tom aspinall
>>152180640we're so pathetic... GODna never misses, I fear to concede.
>>152182825volk would have steamrolled movsar
top hw unironically is sam alvey. he fucks jones up in a combat ring
>>152182855Greatest fraud in HW history. Most disputed champion of all time. Tomala's got a lot of records!
wake up bro laurone murphy colded you
>*ahem*
>>152182931
Who is superchatting in the guru chat
Cutting weight for my fight next weekend but still had to get a plate at my aunts
>food
>youre probably think>why lopes/volk 2>why an ic beltwell you see, those fights arent going to happen
>>152183103that's a sad ass plate b
Ibogane
>>152183103
>so in a decade or so youll box this british guy>youre gonna want to use it then
if paddy really wants a chance at avoiding leg kicks, he needs a movement specialist for his camp
> BANGER ALERT!!!!> I PICKED TOPOURIA TO KO MAX!!!> IT'S A SCRAP!> I HAD ROUND TWO FOR VOLK!> GOAT! GOAT! GOAT!
>men need to start talking ladsoon
>>152182912holy copecel
>>152183103Might as well kill yourself
they always teased the randy vs kevin matchup.
>>152183293We don't post selfies here
if he doesnt choose tv, and focused full time on mma. they all wouldnt have ducked him
they only have cards up to the 31st of january planned.....the ufc is dead
>>152183421yes we do
>>152183103Jesus christ man
>>152183504mmmmm badd ass
sandman gaethje diet
>you now remember when James Irvin proved Houston Alexander wasn't for real
>>152182640>that's not mesimple as. then the only way to prove it was you is for the rest of the gym to out themselves as snakes and betray gym privacy
>>152182640>take a video of your muzzie training partner when he has to take his pray break>say you heemed him4D chess
Lerone Murphy and evloev have been in the UFC a combined 13 years and have a grant total of one memorable moment between the two of them while every single Diego lopes fight is kino
introduce brazzas to AI kissing videos and cause another civil war in their shit pile lands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qJiVWfbE50"205ers" - i wont lie i thought irvin had a chance :')
>>152183914Lopes most kino moment was when Mosvar beat the dogshit out of him.
Ion Cuțelaba is sandman 2.5
towel kissing towel video delivered to kadyrov witch hunt genocide luke thomas
Hows everybody seething hearing the paddy news? We cannot follow them btw.
>>152183987it was actually when Dan Ige stepped in on 10 minutes notice and beat the dogshit out of him
>>152184035if apturo wants to be a diva faggot and cry about his miami ex-wife then let him, hes acting like prime jones when hes not even clay guida bappa
good news, he is coming to save lhw
>2nd fightwin and you have to go for a third. . . the ufc is dying
>>152184128I thought this was Waldo before clicking it and thought to myself thank god, after killing tom he can unify the hw and lhw titles for the condom depot crown
>>152184217we need this guy and gable to bridge the titles to the sports death. fight cards? try 2-3 fights you get for free, muwaahaahaahaahhhahaa
>>152184382>fight for freethis could work...the scrolls of xyience say it happened long ago
musloid fighters should be forced to fight during ragadan
>>152184420white fighters should be forced to fight during Christmas then, right?
would prime randy stand a chance against lewis or would he be heem'd
Dana White shows off massive shit he took live on CBS
>>152184464Excellence in execution.
>>152184454woah brother, lets not go that far - hh
>>152184464I think prime Randy makes Dikumbo Lewis look like Toney
>>152184454obviously not you idiot
for reference:toney was 42randy was 47lewis is now 40glover just turned 46RANDY WILL ALWAYS BE THE GOAT
Wait so the pictures of ilias wife with black guys weren't ai?
couldnt help but notice modern mma has become a cesspool of gays queers fags and minorities. except for my boy Jiri Prochazka. Let's go for that.
>>152184637no those were fake, but it turns out ilia is a pedophile
>>152184637Ilia adopted two black teens aged 25 and 34 at her request. He's been Chandlered.
>>152184659ilia filthy little ballpit swarthoid swim for kids like shark
>>152184659Hes got that face
youjusSeyaidWutnow disjeme lightsouttoney n iwunna inbite u 2 watch me tek on randi da naburtal couture libe on paramountplus
WONK NOSE CUNT
>>152178857Shartlia has only fought one time this year. He's that afraid of Arman.
Ariel is such a faggot.
the male equivalent of "latina passion" is beating your wife or girlfriend from time to time... it's cultural, it's traditional, and prosecutors and judges will never understand... ilia likely assumed his miamese wife (being cuban or similar herself) would understand, but she has forgotten her roots.. forgotten that getting punched in the face is a form of love in many ways...
>>152184720>we need to talk>viewership is down>likes/subscriptions are downhow can we improve the grift
Dana is such a faggot
>we asked 100 people "what would you do if you were an active ufc champion">RANDY! "i'd activiely defend the belt, or vacate like a faggot due to my cuckhold relationship steve"
>no more double champ from now on, you have to vacate!>we're about to have basically 3 lw champs at the same time
>alright nah, gimme chuck! gimme brie!>we asked 100 people "where do you do cocaine?"*BUZZ*>CHUCK!"during the main event!">"durin tha main ebent!"*DING*
topturo WISHES he was hap's father
someone post pvz's butthole. thanksgiving and all.
dis a family thread
we are all thankful for PvZ and her bungussy, a moist mystery that can make really loud noises
Ilia recently sighted in Majorca with Mcgregor, where he is receiving the ceremonial coke spoon
dana ruined the sport, he's a fucking jew and there are way too many closeted faggots that refuse to call him out
Mcgregor has switched Ilias ibogaine with ibuprofen and he's dead now kicked off the yacht and burned on land so he wont pollute the ocean
>>152184761this has potential
>>152184804SHMOA JOEL YOU FAT ASS
These are literally some of the worst fucking matchups in a long time when it comes to contextIt really is fucking over for this piece of shit sport. I hope Dana gets retired in the desert. Wouldn’t wanna see him ever again
i love chuck
>>152184812you know what's a shit matchup?you and this thread, paltake a hike
gonna play fart or shart
was a fart
main cards start at 9 now
Take your bet on the crime Ilia committed that caused the divorce >Rape>Pedophilia>Domestic abuse
>>152184858didn't ask, thanks
>>152184882fuck you
>>152184804more like queers of war
All these fighters are mental midgets>waaah me family and shit i need 12 months offFuck off
>>152184894fighters 20 years ago just took it, these faggots now cant even tear their acl like a sandman
She took the fucking gym
>>152184890
>>152184880-1200 on domestic. "he hit me" has been rumpled ex-wives trump card for thousands of years. when your husbanda happens to be one of the most famous punchers in the world suddenly the claim becomes more legally impactful. he was just practising anyhow.
Paddy Pimplett becomes champion after Ilia Topuria is sent to jail. I've seen the stars and they tell me this prophecy.
mma fighters/europeans are fuckin weirdos. I wonder what ilia did to his ex wife.
>>152184899This is why older generations of fighters would kill the current cry babies
Ilia Topuria has been imprisoned in Tartarus
there's a 90% chance your favourite fighter has jerked it to tranny porn
Ilia x Khabib 100% organic applewood "happy silence" wife-beating rod
>>152184958I'm not entirely sure Grasso did that
positive
i says dana, dana, make da worst fuckin lw matchup n he says dats sens job. im lyke bruddah im jus tryna scrap one more tyme in da big island n he seys u gotta talk 2 chuck. so here i am
>>152184958heh
>>152185002this is the face Hasbulla made when he was forced to rim Jon's coco culo
>>152184958I’m your favorite fighter
what animal would you feed hasbulla to?I'm thinking piranhas
>>152185023obviously a big alligator
>and da beutea-ful britt-kneeee
>>152185023Whatever lives in ice lakes
>>152184880i bet my house on he cheated
>>152185027
if you are under 6’0 you definitely can’t get away with cheating
>>152185023Leeches. Its a metaphor for his life and its painfully gruesome.
>>152185023rousimar palhares
>>152185023cane corso or maybe a rottie, i feel like the rottie would put on more of a show for The Fans™
>>152185050jesus I forgot about mini khabib
>>152185023flesh eating scarabs like in the mummy movies
>>152185050kek how did she sneak that chicken in there
your target is a russian social media personality, his name is Hasbulla. he is a mega dwarf, your mission is to find, and eliminate Hasbulla. good luck jack ray
>>152185060She does porn now.
>>152185050popeyes is absolutely disgusting
how big of a hasbulla swarm could you fight off before they overwhelm you?also what would be the best melee weapon?
>>152185073not gonna finish your popeyes?
>>152185023pack of coked up sloths
>>152185072made me google
>>152185077im pulling guard, like to see that faggot sub me.
>>152185079nobody should finish popeyes, the amount of sodium plus dry chicken can give anyone a heart attack
>>152185077do I know they're coming or is it an ambush?
>>152178996steveson saves heavyweight its in the script
>>152185091pusythe mass sodium helps power wash your arteries and clear it of the plaque
Hey Dayna, Tyrone just took me bloody Miami wife and double-teamed her with Jamal, and she took my belt too.
>>152185091just save it for after the fight, its even better the next day
>>152185111third world flagthird world post
Now I want Popeyes and big macs
Post Ibogaine Gooby (PIG)
>>152185121with joanna
>>152185111>brown people try not to talk about their cuckold fantasies for a full minute challenge
>>152185140kino
>>152185140Remember Nick it was only business
>>152185140GOAT vs GOAT
sean omalley God willing last fight on a main card song puts him out to pasture
>>152185140>gsp doing the dad wink:')
>>152185060
>wait, he didn't fall for the hand movement>what the fuck
what goat have you met? i recommend trying to meet dc before he gets shorter with age.
>>152184958it gets to point
>>152185077I think I could fart powerfully enough to knock down an entire wave. Mexican pizza with many diablo sauce packets will have devastating power
>>152178972>make this make sensethe only thing that would ''make sense'' are tournaments
>>152185159Suga definitely outstrikes Yadong, no doubt about it. They’re trying so hard to make the Chinese thing work but he just doesn’t have the talent.
popeyes is a meal for champions
>>152185195I thought you meant Rashad Evans then realized you meant that island boy faggot
>>152178972It doesn’t. Atrocious matchmaking catering to the Mexinigger market super hard. The streaming era looks sinister.
>>152185207popeyes sells turkeys for thanksgiving
Ducktoria's small pp couldn't satisfy his Miami wife, I'm afraid.
>>152185215That turkey is zesty, that turkey is moist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAEHdHqtQhIimma dana white boi, imma dana boi
>>152185215the Five Nights at Freddy's meal
>>152185215ayo that turkey got sugar in its tank? zesty af
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potatoes are pink, so is my hair
>>152185243cupcake cup
>>152185215rogan-style turkey
ah yes the texas krazy horse, heath herring, a solid midcarder in any era
>>152185215>zestywhat kind of establishment is daniel cormier running?
>>152185257>bowl of popeyes cake:o
>that cake didnt taste right
ufc - ultimate fried chicken
>>152180554fizi should go down to fw to fight movsar
>>152185215ayo this nga zesty
>>152185215nah senpai the hood not forgiving this zesty turkey
>>152185278your weed looks fucked up man
jon jones killed the ufc
yes sir I will have the Joe turkey>uber driver Ilia starts strippingOOOOH MY GOOODNESS!
>>152185278>>152185315mfw wypipo dun smoke they chicken
give me a te huna sandwich. TO GO!
Its MILF rimjob friday bros ... you know what to do !!
>>152185369you've literally never had sex in the past 5 yearsSHUT THE FUCK UP
dont need women with all these violent memories
>>152185357Shogun had some of the best ground strikes ever, when he planted Machida and drilled him the 2nd fight you can hear lyoto's head just dribbling off the hard inner part of the mat lol, he also sent anorexareem into a japanese trauma blanket
some call him a mah-ree-see-oh shogun, i call him shogun who-uhh mmmm hmmmmmm
Hey DC are you still there you fat fucking cunt fuck your family
>>152185379Ad hominem
jon was gifted 8 million papichka hats to be shown two rusty bmps and a living room covered in fake gold, Tom is blind and the father of a retard. Levels
>>152185423>>152185423>>152185423>>152185423>>152185423>>152185423
>>152185389i agree. fearless, and was the most perfectly flawed fighter. none of these 205ers have the dog like Shogun
Good morning, heil Hitler
nigga james te huna
Good
Times Forever
>>152185023Python
>>152180511She lied and so are the Palestinians
