/heem/previous: >>152178857Justin Gaethje will face Paddy Pimblett for the interim lightweight title in Las Vegas on Jan. 24
the baddy and the highlight… the two greatest lightweights in the entire world…
buddeh
volkanovski vs lopes 7: the last dance
>will facethats what they say, that is what they say. we wrill see mistuh White
ufc - undercooked fried chicken
volkakovski vs lopes 8: beatdown in bharat
Chills.
post some heemsi'm sick of coming in here and reading the schizo babble you faggots post day in and day out
dis doo reading kwab
let it load
>>152185480Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
>>152185480
volkanovski vs murphy 1 has been canceled due to scheduling conflictvolkanovski vs lopes 9 rumored to be in the works
>>152185508>volk/lopes 9 AHHHHHH
gaychee paddy main event with sean on the main card is disrespectful to fans. welcome to the Premium Live Event era ya marks
im just not gonna watch anyone. that settles it
oh no dana doesn't respect me boohoo
has nay fighter recently licked blood? seems like they are missing out on the vampire market
>>152185515crafty brazilian disguised his knee as a can of spam
feeding hasbulla to a python
>>152185537me to anyone ITT
dropping the hasbualla python into a woodchipper
>>152185555>>152185566digits confirm the little faggot is going for a find! this july on the white house lawn!
nasty little guy, and bossy too.
>UFC 324 Volkanovski vs Lopes 2>UFC 337 Volkanovski vs Rodríguez 2>UFC 360 Lopes vs Rodriguez
>so im going to annouce fights right>and they wont happen, but who givesah shit >you want another drink?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3qAAqXvIu4
>2025>khabib scams fans>volk/lopes 2the ufc is dying
>>152185537halo 2 ass ragdoll motherfucker
>>152185568fetid dwarven freak!
>>152185582bruddah please stop, dont book that
Ronaldo decided to join Ilia's mma promotion. How do we keep winning >>152185599
only talk to me, and my son if you plan on defending the belt. we dont talk to faggots in crisis
>>152185599would love to see this little turd eaten by a hippo and shit out half-digested
Ok but for real that Waldo vs Lewis fight is pure fire right guys?
Two GOATs just linked up
>>152185607>WoWif they get all of the retired fighters, im in.
What's arman thinking rn?
erm ... why is no-one talking about how the UFC is a metaphor for gay rape ? pic unrelated.
>>152185632>"how will i recover from this">"/heem/ is calling me a faggot, did i make a mistake?!?"take your pick
>>152185615How's that for a White House main event!
>its technically legal to have sex with hasbulla
>>152185651Powenvy is a beast of a fighter, would like to see him fight long neck or n3on
>>152185647fighters? one feels like daniel straus but i know it isnt.
>>152185607>>152185619>LITTLE TURNCOAT OF A TING. LITTLE BOGG FACED RAT YEA.
>>152185632Armen doesnt waste his time with pedestrian shit like thinking
*awkward mic grabbing interaction* >brazzza i say to buy khabib nft >izzuh free gift n help a brazzza defeat
>>152185691>make it make sense"no" - ja
how do we know we arent just listening to jason?
>>152185691i invented this post >>152178972
>>152185653Flying knees, reactive knees, head kicks and spinning elbows are not skill based heems. 90% of these are not indicators of a fighters skill. and 90% on the time if you put money on them to heem in their next fight, they will not. More often these guys will NEVER heem again. (Cory flying knee, Lerone spinning elbow, Islam head kick, Edwards head kick for example)Ziam's knee thoughbeit, is a skill based kneem because he threw the knee and grabbbed his face into the knee at the same time.
>>152185705perfect timing from Bruce "Reddit' Buffer
>>152185714hooks and overhand punches will how you know i made it in the ufc. i think cory could heem again if he would just throw hellbows and a lil spin here and there. like tony :')
>>152185714head kicks are skill based if they are worked into a chain like you mentioned later.
i miss u inside mma, you really filled a friday night
fed him that elbow oof
>>152185691Why does Arrman even care? He's 29, doesnt really like to fight often and has loads of money. I honestly think Arman and Lerone/Evloev are such non draws, fucking them over is the best promotional base for giving them hype and attention. They'll get a victim bump from the brown people and redditors the same way Leon and Belal got their own boost. Everyone will be screaming ITS NOT HECKIN FAIRR! and really get behind them or at least pretend to. Khabib vs Conor would have been nowhere near as big without Khabib taking the long road and making himself undeniable. The payoff was way bigger and he was way more dominant than any of these three.
Tom Aspinall
>>152185480It's heem or be heemed, jack
why are british "men" so weak?
dis doo spamming fights
Am I the only one hyped to see diego vs volk 2
>>152185781His polish genes
demo tape from a promising prospect in ZA
>>152185781I mean, they eat toast (and beans) with a fork and knife. They're "dainty" and heartlets. They say shit like "cheerio". Nothing much to be done about it.
>>152185714you're not wrong, the best people at the gym could always hook arms and clinch around the neck to manipulate and manhandle you. Way worse getting bullied by them and the judo guys vs crazy strikers
Khabib did nothing wrong by selling papakhas on telegram. Its not a scam, just a digital item that you can display on your profile or sell/gift
>>152185844>Heartlets Say what you want about him but he hated germs so much he kept fighting while his country was getting bombed
>>152185798I think in the end it will be a way better fight than Evloev or Murphy, and I'll be excited when fight week actually comes around.. But I would much rather see the evloev fight. Hope if volk wins, he does one more against Evloev. Also think he has a better chance beating volk than Murphy, who's going life and death with Emmett and Barboza. And volk isnt going to blitz in hands down like pico EVER so there's no shot he would win.
>>152185856I mean modern bongs, of course.
You now remember prime vicente luque
Paddy giving his bussy to papa Dana Garth didling his balls
>>152185756gspiss
Does your gym do training in any relatively niche combat sports? Pretty much every MMA gym will have Boxing/Kickboxing/Muay Thai/Jiu Jitsu/Wrestling classes. My gym does Catch Wrestling on Sundays
>>152185913ya we had a lethwei class (with head gear ofc) on thursdays but the instructor got charged with possession
>>152185759Arman doesn't 'need' to fight for the belt right now, but you don't get as good at fighting as he is without being genuinely passionate about it, especially since he isn't doing it for the money. Someone in his position just wants to prove they're the best and fight for the title. He knows as well as the entire fanbase does that Gaethje and Pimblett aren't fit to lace his boots. Ilia, Charles and Max are the only 155ers who can possibly hang with him, so seeing those two bums get a shot at the interim title is justifiably pissing him off
>>152185913yeah catch this mate*heems you*
>>152185913Mine is more where the MMA coaches focuses on all of those disciplines, rotating through them, but there's also pure Muay Thai, Jiu Jitsu, boxing teachers who rent out timeslots to teach their specific disciplines. Then I see meme disciplines like Krav Maga classes (usually women) and other self defense shit like once a week. Used to even be an Aikido class with like 3 people but he quit. Prob got made fun of or something.
>>152185759This is the mindset of a top tier promoter. Gifting someone like Paddy is a sensible move. Why let some charisma vacuum like Arman ever sniff a belt? Plus I fairly certain several sexual harassment charges are waiting in the wings for the Bruce Wayne of MMA. The UFC should be looking to actively dismantle the aspirations of these retards.
My MMA short film has never been more relevant. Get me to the sundance film festival stat!
>>152185856He didn't do shit but sell himself and the UK to jews. Churchill was fat shabbos faggot.
>>152185935Yeah but I get it, they want huge fights for the first cards to make good on views for Paramount. I'm sure Arman will get to be backup for this fight or the real title. And it does make people want to see you more when the rightful guy gets skipped over. There's also the chance they just do Ilia vs Islam at the white house and Arman will fight the winner of Garth Paddy for the LW title on the same card. Or ilia gets stripped and he ends up fighting for the title.
>>152185962you should work with the mongspinall's they are in dire need of competent direction
Word on the street volk is back in the wonking noses market
>>152185974I have 0 intention of joining the blind retard's intelligentsia. They only serve to manufacture consent.
>Say what you want about himwinston "wc" churchill is the daniel cormier of bongistan
>>152185856>he hated germanic people so much he kept killing them while other whites are getting bombedNah fuck that jew
>>152185975volk is gonna retire around february 2026 before hoarding beans and rifles for 10 years and dying in a shootout with australian federal police after being charged with tax evasion and human trafficking
imagine being named after a toilet>>152185978they blew their momentum too early with the hydra of cope-aganda I'm waiting on part 3 where we see tom with a cane
>>152185975
*tap tap* i can't fokken see mate *slow walk* *tap tap*
I'm not ready for volk to retire. Kai kara France has retired, Ilia has retired, Bogdan got brutally TKO'D. Only Merab will remain as the goblin of MMA. We need more goblins in MMA.
Volk vs Lopes 2 is such bullshit. The UFC have always been desperate for Mexican champs, but I guess they'll settle for Brazilians who live in Mexico too. I get that Evloev has a bad injury, just give the shot to Murphy so Volk can retire with another fresh name on his resume. Also, if Volk beats Lopes again, but Lopes goes on to become Champ after Volk retires, his reign will forever be in Volk's shadow
>james france has taken a year off from working twice a year to focus on his spiritual development can't stand this short little shit
How long after his retirement before Volk becomes a full blown obese alcoholic? He's basically admitted already that the structure and discipline of being a professional MMA fighter is the only thing that keeps him from hitting the bottle too hard
>mfw Lopes KOs Volk out cold in front of the home crowd
>>152185423I, casual, do not understand how the UFC works>Arman vs Hooker was officially a #1 contender match>Arman was already ranked #1>Arman won>Days later, Justin Gaethje vs Paddy Pimblett is made official for the interim lightweight beltWhy the interim belt, if neither of the two people fighting for it are the #1 contender? That's not even taking into account who the two have beat recently or even lost to. Arman is and was the clear #1 from what I could tell.Explain please. I also don't get why Lopes gets another shot at Volk after just one more win since his last, when FW has a few other fresh contenders, but the lightweight situation is weirder to me right now
>>152186014Volk will either go hard on cooking with volk, become a far-right politician or go full WACO at his compound
megan olivi weight gain 60lbs
>>152186020Dana holds grudges and basically he still hasn't forgiven Arman, same thing with evloev
>>152186020enjoy the ride, kid
>>152185975>>152185993volk sloooop
>>152186020>How bro looks yapping about rankingsJust shut up and enjoy the fights kid, ur opinion = WGAF
>>152186041To shreds you say?
this shit low key shaping up
>>152186048324 is a pretty kino card yeah, it's just held back by the make-a-wish interim title fight headlining it
>Thank you joe, another nose wonked is a job well done, this is my legacy, i may be retiring today lads but i remain among you for every time you see ilia's wonk nose, yair's busted nose or even lopes mushed nose, you know i'm there with you.
paddy versus gaethje is beyond grim though justin will have 1 defense at most whether or not shittypuria comes back
>>152186020Arman can still be the number 1 contender. It could have been he was next after the initial next title fight. Paddy and Gaethje have both been training since last month so I'm betting the plan was for them to fight either way. Now that Ilia is out until the 2nd quarter they have to make an interim. Now they don't owe Gaethje anything down the line unless he wins. Im sure the Paramount cards need to hit some numbers so they dont feel llike theyve been cheated. Arman wouldnt bring eyes.
what does aspinall's redemption story look like?
>>152186043>>152186033>>152186030So based on precedent, who is next for the actual title then? The IC or #1? Or is it all just made the fuck up and for all we know Michael Chandler is next?
>>152186064what can he possibly do to repair the damage of his dad doing the update video
>>152186069>is it all just made the fuck uplisten, kid, this ain't microsoft this is the fight business, this is what we do
>>152186069The winner of paddy garth should be next
>>152186080Sweden's favorite fighter is probably going to defend the interim given ilja is fighting islam at a higher weight later next year
>>152186069I dont think its ever not been the ICbut IC title defence is presidented so maybe they do (IC vs armeng) vs ilia after ilia fights islam
>>152186080So Jones vs Miocic was an outlier just for Jones' sake? Hasn't been more or at leat many of those?
You now remember Dan The Hangman Hookers
>>152186086no idiot, the jones/stipe fight was booked before there was an ic belt
>>152186089Fair enough, but Arman reinforced his position as the #1 before the interim announcement as well
don't care if you're nordic aspincels get the sticksimpleas
y'all see the paramount+ ufc promo? looked fresh as hell. ufc need to nuke their promo people and hire a new batch. shit is so cookie cutter
You now remember Movsar 'The Peedo Evloev
>>152186086Ilia is not fighting until late next year, they have a whole year to fix this fiasco that they holed themselves into, i think the UFC didn't think arman was gonna beat hooker so they thought they would have him out of the picture by end of 2025
>>152186096yes the treatment of arman is disgraceful but we've seen daner do this many times before usually to boring fighters like leon and belal not sure why he hates arman so much tbch
Now? You remember Muhammad Mokaev.
>>152186109>>152186108I see. Thanks
>>152186105Under the new rule set Arnold would've bodied that freak
I miss him lads
>>152186117Nah i dont
>>152186129
>>152186112But enough about Arman vs Dookie old man Dan. And going life and death SPLIT decision with Oliveira, who after Ilia was done with him in one round, he still went on to beat Gamrot, who Arman lost to kek.
>>152186108>i think the UFC didn't think arman was gonna beat hookeryou don't honestly think this
>>152186120Cant' see it there but I remember the slow motion replay showed that technically the fingers were off the mat a split second before his knees landed because Allen pulled him upwards each time.
i just woke up to this fucking news it's what the fans want :D
>>152186129Have some tea mate
>>152186131this nigga moist
>>152186160when's his little brazza debuting
You now remember Frank 'The real Aspinall' Mir (he could actually heem people out cold)
Schaub would've dog walked mir
>>152186181Absolutely not, I'm afraid.
>>152186181>>152186187Meant to post this one where he's heemed with a similar left hook in the pocket. Schaub wouldnt stand a chance.
>>152186199He'd simply channel the pleasureman
It’s not fair bros. Why do women hold so much power despite their lack of physical strength? I want to heem a woman stiff so badly.
>>152186176I assume the peefl money is more than enough for him so not anytime soon
Nuke liverpewl
>>152186258day 1728 of the sesh.. the sun is starting to dim.
>>152186048The fight week SoP tributes will be legendary
>>152186248hugo does have the air of the twins in the shining icl
>>152186209Damn that takedown was lowkey effortless
tell me I'm wrong
Pray for my nigga andrey
>>152186308cant wait till gautier has to fight someone who isnt a gigantic can, gasses out and gets heemed stiffdont dislike him but the bo niggle tier projectism currently occurring is very gay
>>152186314Yeah i don’t think he’ll touch top 20 anytime soon in 2026
feel bad for my nigga arman. he's based because he doesn't smile, doesn't laugh, doesn't pretend to be jolly or to have complex feelings, doesn't give a fuck about eating portions of expensive food large enough to incite a working class revolution, barely looks his opponents in the eye after squashing them, harasses nina in front of her cuck cameraman husband... ultimately because he doesn't dance the dance like a little bloody clown like papa dana expects all his toys to do... but he is very good and very exciting for a wrestler. i can only hope that putin pulls some strings or reminds dana white about the video he has of dana doing those things with those young moldovian girls in abu dhabi.
>>152186333Who does that to Dan "The Hangman" Hooker?
>>152186333>whiny mince meat garth and incoherent slob bong special olympics main event instead of armenian pocket bruce wayne kino>princess Ilia is stalling. AgainAbhorrent
>>152186333Arman is the guy that does media day talking about some other fighter while a reported informs him that his entire clan of churka dwarves have been executed by a rival clan and he's like oh well and keeps on talking as if nothing happened
Pull that cravat off your throat playa!
Does showing up in every single ufc event make you a good company man? Because that's what diego lopes has been doing. Literally every ufc meet-and-greet had him in it.
>>152186396Diego has been popping his bussy for the boss like a true playa
>>152186396What can I say, kids hot.
>>152186361hahaha shrimply facts
>>152186396Burns is at every event and they matched him up against Morales.
I get it, dude. He’s had some great fights, tough dude. I don’t give a fuck. I’m 245 lbs, trained, a black belt, and was a top 10 UFC heavyweight in the world at one point. I’m not out of shape, I’m a fucking beast when it comes down to it. I know I joke, do crazy shit, and I made mistakes; the truck shit, firing the kid. I get all that.But at the end of the day, I’m not a civilian like the rest of his goons. I’m not some fake gangster. I don’t go looking for fights. I know I’m tough. I don’t need to get on Twitter and blast it out every day because I’m insecure or dealing with childhood trauma. I don’t do that.At the end of the day, I’m not someone to fuck with. Ask your boys that you’re close with, that I’ve rolled with. Ask them how it went. That’s real. This isn’t real.
Lot of excuses just to duck Arman
>>152186486You're a podcaster brother
See you after Ramadan >>152186246 you have time to work on your wrestling Bratishka
>>152186333To think, all he had to do was fight and beat Gamrot before Oliveira did and and be a man of his word and he wouldn't be in this mess.
gaethje vs paddy for an interim? now we know why they moved paddy up the rankings
>>152186071Andy is way too involved in Tom's career and he's a retard with no media savvy. He did massive damage to Tom's ability to negotiate with the UFC when he publicly disclosed that he wants Tom to leave MMA and go into Boxing once his current contract is up
also volk vs lopes 2 is a weird choice i guess murphy and evloev weren't available
>>152186512sick of this nigga performatively eating large amounts of foods
>>152186585I disagree.
>>152186585Fake one
how gnome beat mexican ? it not possible. it won't go.
This is what counts for pressure in the UFC
>>152186608Factual post
Apмaн has to defeat the entire top 15 before he can get a title shot.
Ilia is the biggest fraud.
bryce's podcast is good shit
>>152186674the king
>>152186568Nah it actually makes sense. *Paddy beat chandler when chandler was ranked above him at 7. And since it was by 2nd round finish, so he took his number 7 spot. *He took dookie dans #6 spot, one spot above paddy, because Dan was inactive, injured and was heemed by Chandler, who Paddy heem tko'd. Sometimes they use mma math in rankings. >ISLAM was actually ranked #1 in the lightweight division behind Ilia this whole time. Ever since Ilia beat Oliveira, all the way up until now when Islam just fought JDM at welterweight, Islam was still ranked at LW. So when they finally recently moved Islam out of the lightweight division rankings for beating JDM, Paddy and everyone else moved up one spot.
>>152186658Fair point.
>>152186674Post Ibogaine Gooby's soul is as bright and flawless as his teeth..
Kid, your best win is a 52 year old Tony.
Calling it right now ufc 325 is the card of year for 2026
>>152186702It's established fact that Seal Team 6 were all fucking.
its time ONEchadshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2kvBmwTpm4
>>152185691let me tell it to ya straight SAARman, You are a boring, stupid retard.
>>152186730.... and they failed every mission they had
>>152186757Watch a movie sometime kid
HEEEEEEEM
>>152185423My ban for racism is over, let's celebrate!!!
>>152186761I'm watching The Running Man (1987) right now
>>152186739based siamese niggas fighting 52 times a year with no noticeable side effects other than extensive brain damage.. in the time it took Ilia to speak to a single 1000$ p/hour jewish psychologist, your average thai fighter has fought 5 times!
>>152186789CTE isn't a problem when you're 5'2 and 110lbs
Tiger Thiccc Whiskey
ARMAN ARMY RISE UPWE WILL NOT TOLERATE DISCRIMINATION
how about tiger shakes?
and it's a shaker for like martini or whatever, i dont know i dont drink
nice vpn spams
vpns dont work on 4chan dumbass
>>152186779umm anti racist sis, our response???
Iceland is just a shitty version on waterland
arman getting sidelined again just reflects really bad on the ufc
Legman.
Dollman 2
UFC was shit when the didn't match up Islam vs gamrot after he embarrassed armung
don't let your wife hang around black rapper
>>152186189Holy shit! Just like in my animes!
The two best lightweights in the world...will NOT be fighting at UFC 324
don't let Israel Adesanya hang around your dog
>>152186838imagine you can touch boob as much as you want
damn these ONE bangkok nymphettes known how to scream and squeal ... sounds like a pack of gibbons during mating season .. ultimately /heem/ has no choice but to go on a bender in bangkok soon to practise octopus guard and triangle with thai "men"
>>152186852>goin through some things>heres paddy tho
>that one night is nashville
TIL Paddy the baddy ain't Irish.
real ones-pantoja-merab-volk-pereira sometimesfake ones-ilia-islam-chimpmaev-asspainall
mayhem miller & the cesar gracie boys held up this paramount plus deal for 15 years. make sure to thank mayhem if you see him
>>152186847you will always be brown
>>152186889If you had asked me back then which of them would end up locked in a Mexican mental institution after getting picked up for sucking dick for crack I would have guessed Mayhem.
mma is dying
this jap is all head and neckperplexing build
peached that little bahtboy right up
>pulls guard in your waycmon
>or dont
>>152186942>heem you through your guard
livershot KOs are so beastmode yeugh
>HW champ: AAAAAH ME PEEPIN ORBS GOT THE HURTSIES I QUIT I CAN'T FIGHT FOR THE NEXT 10 MONTHS LADS !!>LW champ: AAAAAARRIBA ME CORAZON GOT THE HURTSIES I'M A KEK AND I CAN'T FIGHT ANYMORE !!!why are the new gen UFC champ such bitch ass pussies ?
>>152186954he is going through some things, please send a tweet, along with prayers. - mh muh keeds
no daner you dont understand i couldnt possibly heem arman right now i have to go through a public Celebrity Divorce
ONE announcer sounds like a war criminal
>>152186954>LEAVE ASPINALL ALONE
tom needs to vacate now
god can you imagine the absolute brutality prime fedor would inflict on the heavyweight division right now
>>152186981same goes for prime cain, ngannou, stipe
Da Browski publically pounded by Wang
my wife is leaving me please give my belt to the least deserving contender while I’m gone
>blind heemster but i like him>fat brit>women>lanky zoomer with braids>china faber lite>gatekeeping hw>gatekeeping hw that throws a heem >pillow fist brit (another) >brazeel can crusher>lil women >russian asian mutt wrestlefucker>i like Deiveson324 is a great Fuel card. holy fuck the ufc is dying
Ilias wife vs Poatans wife lets fucking go!
>>152187001>wife leaving you"thats on you doode" - pat
>>152186970>turns to dana for help
>>152187015>weigh ins >tom shares the stage with a mw>makes eye contact with mw>tom looks to dana>vacates belt what a pussy tom is
imagine watching your 17-yo Polish daughter getting her face turned to Borscht in a fighting ring in Bangkok by a little chink called Wang..
>dad why is tom such a pussy
i still think arlovski can be champ. the only fighter to build a stronger chin
>and if that isnt enough>lets book volk/lopes 2 again>i mean fuck em, right?
Trust Dana.
"trust dana, yeah n get poked n da fookin eye" - tommy assinall
why are you homosexuals so opposed and volatile to fighters that get fouled? did you ever get your eyes poked or scraped? you can't see shit from what seems a small contact, i went through a similiar thingnot just tom, but guys like cejudo, neither of them deserve the treatment they got because THEY got fouled>b-but it was le wrong eye-shut the fuck up, you obviously know nothing about what you're talking aboutpeople rightfully gave shit to weidman who won off of an eye poke. same should apply to everyone who does it
chuck trusts him, i guess i can
so i grabbed him by the skull, and pushed my thumbs into his eye sockets. i preceded to punch his face into the canvas, with no mercy. tom is just a pussy, simple as. - dan severn
the irish are truly the mexicans of europe. but what is the dagestan of europe ? iceland ? >>152187153you're right broski.
>>152187153Travis Browne scratched the back of Werdum's eyes and Fabricio waved off the the recovery time. Some doos are just built different, you could say "real ones"
>>152187258who the fuck is this? Baroni?
>>152187153nice try but salsa boy already debunked this
>>152187274thats chuck with now ex wife. she hit him :(
>>152187285ahh yes that posture, I seen the facial hair and whore and I went baroni
lamnamoonlek styling on luigi mangioni in multiple ways while his hordes of thai girls squeal at his every kick
>>152187153i like to see some samurai shit
>>152187292https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPWDUjjpEm0baroni would smoke these russian asian wrestlefuckers
>>152187318>Evan Tanner still hasn't been foundthe first MMA fighter abducted by aliens imo
Hot Schaubs, Summer in the cityBack of my ass feeling hot and shitty
>>152185881He was a favorite.
>>152187333shoulda went with "Beneil and Tilly"
Volk vs Lopes 2: Finished Business
>>152187324dont put nothing past em - pbhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/kBhJYrMXeVs
You were always a kidder Sneed
if Ilia had even a shred of McGregor's Machiavellian instinct he would've chained his Miamese beau into perma-fiancehood allowing him to enjoy all of the benefits with none of the dangers of entering marriage with a volatile and greedy woman. smdh. conor simply can't stop winning.
Dana is a girls name
>>152187353Cheers, that is good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Rguo9tWsZIstunt man/body double for blitz, mighta hearda him?
Trying to jack off onto this Schaub to get a photo of it to show you guys what I think of you all but its hard to keep an bonnar with the smell, sit tight
chael stole baroni's persona
>>152187427>ref for tom/gane>ref for cejudo/china maledont trust herzog, give me yves
>>152187442No one still drives a Model T we call it improving on a concept and Chael P Sonnen perfected The Bad Guy.
goat persona is the art of not giving a fuck. all of these faggot fighters now are just.... faggots. look at them, tiki ghosn fucks these losers up
>>15218744832 clumsy and shyI went to Abu Dhabi and died
Impression of CTE Volk happy to get a fresh matchup against Diego Lopes?
>A parlay killed my father
>>152187481ye what a lifeone i have once ledone that i lived i lived til i bled
>eyepokes happen every single week*silence*>reddit's favorite son tommy gets eyepoked in a fight he was losing this is the greatest injustice any man has ever faced
Why are ufc fighters not fighting this weekend? Dock these faggots pay
Yep I'm thinkin'; Tom Aspinall knocks Ciryl out and gnps his corpse in the rematch
imma try to knock em out i relly em but i cent seego head boo mehate mei dontcur imma champion in my mind n dat wut matters
my reaction? jon jones call me, jon jones say "keep hand open when punch"i say "okay jon jones itry, i try" well i do and tom lose
"the hw division is so weak gabriel gonzaga would be the champ in 2025. these guys are the biggest waste of weight, next to the pause button" - chael
And if Waldo AcostaaaaWeems the both of usss
Dana is gay
dana is gay
Gayna
>>152187512tom gets the flash knockdown leading to brutal gnp to gane's shoulder. tom looks at marc goddard who stops the fight and gane immediately stands up after
heh what a fag
UFC really starting to feel like an episode of Next Top Brazza and this makes me feel a big shit brewing might have to visit local mosque
we watching ONE lads?
Jason "Betting Lines" Herzog
>>152187671https://www.youtube.com/live/U2kvBmwTpm4
>>152187691based, its almost over though.
>>152187677these refs, and their gambling ties run deep. look at josh faking his death
MMA is evil and Muay Thai is good ?
>>152187701who the fook is dis guy
>>152187708He was considered a based bald ref years ago but he got arrested for selling weed in like California, which doesn't make sense. Who knows, never saw him ref another UFC fight though
>>152187708
Josh Weems vs Hasbulla
>>152187721>>152187722oh shit, old school ref. back in the days of steroids. yeah that checks out
>you fumbled that ko pat
>>152187745>gonna need to see Rose's starfish for that one Pat
>i have two decks, can you give me a bid? >youre a carpenter right?
>>152187745one of the best comeback heems desu
>Trumpf didnt travel ban my country les fucking go! chat
>out on your feet? get it together, we have guests.
>>152187771>Morocco is considered a developing or emerging lower-middle-income countryhuh
mazza
>show me sumthin, show me sumthinatomweights fighting with full back tats on ONE right now
>>152187821nittikorn clinching for dear life
Guys arent you at work
We are less than 2 months away from Paddy Pimplett being UFC champ.
>>152187839in spirit
>>152187839>havent worked a day in my life. now may i inspect your nails?
>allllllright dat it>gimme a point
>>152187839What's that?
>gonna neeed you to work>cmon work *clap*
>>152187153Gane threw a jab, aspinal cowered in fear
"duuuh easy path to the title" "duuuhhh easy path to the title" waiting at the end of paddy's path is the best fighter in the ufc right now, does it really fucking matter? if he beats ilia (lmao) he'd immediately be pfp top 3, but that's not happening and he won't get the belt
>>152187839just got out
>what are you gonna do, jab me?
Arman and Movsaar btfo againDaner blatantly makes this a fake sport at this stage not even pretending. Deniggo Lopeshit doesnt deserve another shot but baldie says "infinity title shots until he wins because we want the messican audience"
>>152187896
Why would they make Aspinall vs Gane 2?
Nuke Liverpewel.
>>152187839American thanksgiving holiday
Two time interim champion Justin Gaethje
>>152187911sadly because this is the #3 hw in 2025>the ufc is dying
>>152187925Irrelevant
>>152187941tom gane will draw the brits thats why, lets not be silly. and they are scared of tai
Topiglet lost all his aura, he is genuinely ducking Arman for his fucking life at this stage.
daner hates arman because arman eats big piles of slop like daner wants to, but he can't, because he has a slow metabolism, and he would get very fat, and yet arman is adonis, and daner hates him for this.
>>152187952That has nothing to do with it
>>152187967it being a quick cash grab has everything to do with it
The UFC is thriving
She touched it in Miami
>>152187976Not really
>>152186085>I dont think its ever not been the ICJon Jones fought Stipe instead of Tom Aspinall even though Tom was Interim Champion and even defended that Interim belt.
>>152187963Dana doesn't train nearly as hard as Arman and he is 50 years old. He could never achieve this.
>>152187978
Vettori relegated to early prelims? WTF Dana?
>>152187988it does when they are soft as baby shit and will retire before 38. gotta milk them dry, and early.
Someone should make one of those ridiculous edits like this where the Nelk boys verbally heem Topiglet
>>152187978he should do his podcast in a sauna
>>152188011Man, I'd be so impressed by these when I was 13. I'd have shown them to all the boys during recess.
>>152188008That has nothing to with why they should make Aspinall vs Gane 2. Try to think for a second what is the sole reason they should make that fight again?
>>152188047to rape the people for every last bit of energy before shifting players, and doing the same shit? break that up in 3-6 month chucks, and woah. profit?
>>152187896>if he beats iliaDid you not read the script? Ilia is going to be imprisoned by the spanish government and forced to relinquish his title
>>152187839haven't worked a day in this meaningless life
Arman isnt white. Dana wants a white champion and Garth and Paddy are white.
>>152188039>american saunano thanks
>>152188056You're overthinking it
>>152188068you are retarded sweden lol. there have millions of reasons to book a shitty fight, and have shown from hundreds of past cards they will go for it. youre underthinking?
Ilia has Ronaldo. Who does Islam have?
>>1521880792 ugly brown freaks collabing? color me impressed!
>>152188079knowledge of Sicilian partisans
>>152188074Yeah, you failed sorry to say. You're going on the stupid list. Let's see if anyone else can actually answer
>>152188110>fishing for a specific answer on a brittigger/french nigger hws that couldnt tap big country noted. anything with a swedish flag will be deducted a point for retardation and faggotry
Why didnt conor draw a picture of prophet Muhammad at the press conference with khabib?
>brown pridewhy did he say it
>>152188141we still have the white house lawn
>>152188148Hes brown
Paddy is arguably a scarier matchup for Ilia than Arman is.
Ilia is Ronaldo then who is Messi?
>>152188134You can stop replying now, I already have you jotted down here
>>152188197pentoja
>>152188197Islam
>>152188199
yuki kondo & akihiro gono fought in september, but the lw champ needs to take some time. heh alright pussy
dead eyed russian hooker or big banda but stinky bantu hooker bros ?
Paddy Vs GarthAllen vs SilvaO'Malley vs SongWho do we got?
Thiccc Boy The Album
>>152185480when will they learn?
>>152188245this nigga so zesty
Bahts are over guess its time to goon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmqMEOXWZ6othey need to throw all of the current champs in the tuf house and make them fight. i am tired of pussy champs
someone's gotta G check craig jones on how he reconciles his performative support of the cocaine industry with children's cancer charities no homo
>>152188274Hoyl shit
>>152188324I have never met a south african who was not gay as fuck
Wow known pedophile Ilia Topuria is teaming up with known rapist Cristiano Ronaldo
Repsect me or Ill weem you and piss on your face with my turgid dick
>>152188404You think I'm just going to sit there and let you piss on me anon
>Ilia refuses to fight because he got cucked>doesnt get stripped
>>152188386everyone has a sliver of gay in them brother. with MMA fans it's more of a chunk however. this is a safe space.
>>152188424you are obsessed with that midget you fuckin freak
The streets ride with Jiri Prochazka
>>152188395Bryce is actually owen schroyer
where do they take the retired ring girls? i have never seen one outside paid events. these two are close to 40, and will be sent away soon :(
>>152188416I would weem you first I said
the amount of pussy the buffer brothers have gotten from just introducing fights will never not be impressive
I cannot fight Arman because the Nelk boys heemed my mind. I fight 2026 december brazza you know dis giv me pajjy
>>152188424Meanwhile Jiri was going to be out for nine months so he willingly vacated.
>>152188465You couldn't weem a fish bitch
>>152188424Miami wife will put you out for longer than a leg break b
>>152188442is he happy or mad for Khalil?
Ilia cucked arman after being cucked by Miami whore
>>152188501Why are these faggots deadset on appearing as just dudes bro
>>152188512us dudes are the coolest didn't you know?
Hope gaychee pulls one last cuckening of Daner and heems Paddy. Gaethje about to retire getting a title shot and flatlined by Ilia serves no one and the Paddy prawlject is destroyed. Serves that bald nigger right for cucking GODman.
Id trade tomala for some chicken tikka
>>152188501Sneed should be there
>>152188512how should they dress?
>you know theres no fear going on here bud
Poagod?TANKED his breakup, fought 4 main events during it.Topiglet is a fucking bitch.
rich kids shouldn't fight
>no fear going on here>yeah i know>takes one to spot one
Alex Pereira stuck his bare foot in Nina's nose and she got visibly aroused meanwhile Arman touched the back of her head and she looked like she was heading straight to HR
poatan? poatan HEEM
Notice how Cucklia waited until AFTER Arman fought to announce he wasn't gonna fight, so they couldn't make the Dookie vs Arman fight for the interim belt. He fears Arman so much it's unreal.
hasbullah (covered in tuna blood) vs a starving polar bear
>hand tats and happier timespress S to spit on the scumbag
>>152188660>Nelklia shorter than herKWAB
S
>>152188643he's unironically a bonechilling monster
>in this moment the man embraced his titles, over his family
zaza couldve prevented this
>>152188704would love to see paddy ping that wee midge on the jaw.
if I was Topurio I would simply not have weemed my wife.
>>152188747She looks heemable
Hilarious how Cucklia speedran the Canor career arc to a tee except his woife wasn't a spineless pig like Dee and actually left him kekPaddy finna RNC him at 329 to complete the prophecy and then jump on his gay team
>>152188772You are so full of negativity always
>>152188772Same except it's Arman doing that to Paddy and then Ilia redemption arcs and KO's Arman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5VaPQflLq0GIORGINAS TURNED THE WEANS AGAINST US
>>152188772His wife was already rich before they met unlike Dee
ああ、私が窒息しないと思ってるの?あわや
Do you think Ilia zeemed her with a right hook?
My woifes in ya dms!
>gets 10-6'd by his wifewhat a pussy
>>152188898Why is he doing the ISIS sign?
not ben askren
>>152188949>-1 how will he recover?
Rumors are saying Ilia's ex-wife caught him sucking some dudes' dicks in their house.
>>152188951Virna Askren
Can't believe the Clitia posters were right all along. Then again I should have known that someone who tries to emulate the GOAT Conor isn't gonna cut the mustard.
https://youtu.be/E3qAAqXvIu4>>152188990
So why can’t ilia fight? His ex is suing him for battery?
damn man, the former mrs. topuria was mad hot, i doubt he gets anytihng better after this
jan beat poohand and big ACK
Bitch should just fuck off and disappear. Topturos career is more important than your MeToo moment in the sun.
>>152189120She's ugly
>>152189100She took his wee midge of a ting spawn off him so his emotional pussy is soreMax Holloway kept fighting while fighting for Rush’s custody because he’s not a midge faggot.
You can’t be under 6ft and slap your wife, you just can’t. Sean Connery did it all the time and got away with it
Would you guys date Ilias wife or fuck her? Would you be scared of getting weemed by Illia? Is that part of the alure?
>>152189181That sucks and she sounds like a giant bitch to be fair. This is why being an incel is the best base for MMA.
idk but i got the feeling that nate diaz's title run starts now
Hap
>>152188416You think I'd just let you ruin my watersports, Jon?
>>152189206Nobody over 6ft is scared of Ilia man.
Would CHADler duck a title fight if Hap got taken away? I think not. Kid just doesnt wanna fight
>>152188496hes excited by the cool looking finishthe face plant is a great looking ending
>>152189231He and Michael chandler should kill themselves I do fear
Volk could have said no, hes just a ducking bitch
It’s simple Ilia, either you blow your ex’s face off with a shotgun, rape her, or lose all my respect.
he had not choice mate, dana asked him.
Moite i foight lopes again fah legacy you know this moite
>>152189147pointy elbows, eh?
>>152189213Diaz has been hiding on Russian TUF houses to avoid BIG Brendan Schaub
There’s a way to beat your wife while still keeping her loyal. Many have done it and continue to do it. Ilia the incel probably actually took her down and started laying in G&P like she was a credible opponent. Stupid midget. You slap her around a bit as she is your inferior, never beat her as if she is on your level.
>>152189340
Ilia the incel probably got into his stance and pawed the jab while attacking Giorgina’s lead leg.
>>152189355You do a simple show of force. Push her, grab her, don't strike her. It's only a display
>>152189407Correct, palm striking is allowed though
>>152189292thought this was Triple H at first and felt chills
>>152189461
just looked in the fridge and saw red
>>152186085Colby and Tony both got skipped over after becoming interim champion and had to win at least 1 more fight.
