Patty Cuckitini
first for black titties
my texies (:
Hitters last words |V
I missed the game, post the Hurts INT webm
>Vrabel wins coach of the year>bears avoid the Nagy curseyeah im thinking based
old school playoffs
>>152195845Will get bootyblasted by Mahomes
>>152195787>he's worthless and toast>incumbent SB champ
the last time the bears were 9-3 was 15 years ago
>>152195822GG Philly, fuck the packers
>>152195872Rate Jay Cutler.
what in the humiliation ritual took place today? why was there an NFL game on a Friday outside of January? and at 3pm no less
>>152195848>>152195849jej
>>152195863The Toxins have a top 3 defense
>>152195852>old school playoffslol jags are crashing this with no survivors
>>152195872The pain was worth it :)
I love that a Vikings qb is now the benchmark for horrible performances
Hey Panthers, thanks
>>152195863after seeing yesterday's game, Texies' defense will murder him
>>152195905Is this the worst trade in history?
>>152195896higher
>>152195890Amazon gets a game every week except week 1 and the NFL wants the Thanksgiving games on regular TV.
ACKers couldn’t even beat the same cowboys team that the bears bootyblasted
If Caleb Williams learns to complete 60% of his throws then the Bears are a Super Bowl contenders
>>152195903Looks like Kevin Hart
Caleb is zesty enough for the WORLD ELITES to gift him a Championship, to fully poularize and promote BLACK ZEST EXCELLENCE among the youth & future of the NFLTHIS IS OUR YEAR BEARBROS
>>152195905the fact I know 100% of the people on the left and 0% of the people on the right says a lot
>Get BTFO by Dem Boyz>Proceed to watch Dem Boyz BTFO the Queefs>Get BTFO by Da BurrzRough week to be a fent addict in joyzey
>>152195927Da Bears will win the super bowl and sing the super bowl shuffle.
>>152195912Maybe 3rd behind Herschell Walker and Happy Baby because Bryce might actually become an OK qb.
>>152195919>GSHGay Sex Havers?
David Chang is a cunt.
The bears are going to win the super bowl.Because the NFL isn't done fucking the lions.
cutty deserved better. now he's divorced and getting arrested for drunk driving.
>>152195951George Scott Halas
and niggas was saying aaron glenn would be a better head coach
>>152195912>three first rounders for deshaunhe's not even playing anymore
>>152195849>>152195848Kek
>>152195957kek
>>152195965He liked having gay sex too?
So, I think we can all admit Jalen Hurts is a certified bus rider
kyle monangai got em seethin
>>152195863Defense will maul the Chiefs
>>152195957This kid didn't do anything wrong but he's such a whiny little bitch. I remember thinking he should've been convicted just on account of being a bitch
>>152195968Nobody was saying that, at least not as a joke and especially after knowing he was going to the jets
da bears makin em boil
Cowboys could legit run the table.
H2H Green Bay w14H2H Chicago w16@Vikings CHI W GB w18V.Vikings CHI L GB W GB +1.0@Lions CHI L GB W GB +1.0V.Lions CHI w18 GB WEagles CHI W GB L CHI +1.0Commanders CHI W GB W PUSHGiants CHI W GB W PUSHCowboys CHI W GB T CHI+0.5Ravens CHI L GB w17Browns CHI w15 GB LSteelers CHI W GB W PUSHBengals CHI W GB W PUSHNFCS CHI W (V.NO) GB L (V.CAR) CHI +1.0NFCW CHI w17 (@SF) GB W (@ARI)AFCW CHI W (@LV) GB w15 (@DEN)
>>152195912no, that will always be the watson trade
>>152195989No, he wasn't affiliated with the Packers.
>>152196033No one cares rabbi yosef
Man what a boring ass game. We NEED Bo Nix back in our lives
>>152196027The NFC cycle is repeating lmao. There is no escape.
>>152195896They have the second best defense. Rams have the best defense.
It's weird how fast non-QBs can flame out of the league. Kadarius Toney was sort of a known player, and now he's just gone after having one really awful season.
Lads this used to be the type of game that would keep me fucked up for a week but it just doesn't bother me anymore. Winning a second owl was a blessing and curse because it just so easy to disassociate now
>>152195924The Broncos and Seahawks have really good defenses too but I won't argue against them having the best unit tgis season
Iggles were still sore after dem boys finna ass raped them spiritually and mentally last week. Now hol up
>>152196085Never heard of him
Which team would Adolf support today
>”fraudulent” bearsbeat the cowboys and eagles>”SB contender” packersfailed to beat eitherinteresting
>>152196082I want to run my fingers through it
>>152196113dude what the fuck
What will the excuses be this time for Bears winning this time
>>152196116Da Bears WILL win the game, the north, the conference and then the owl
>Gayquon Washedley
>>152196082im glad we're relevant enough now to be made fun of
>>152196113
>Gayquon Shartley
>>152196140>smilingHave you seen this psycopath on the sidelines?
>>152196113that relected the leader in Africa?? Vikings, obviously
Dem Boyz really buck broke those niggas, didn't they?
>>152196132that the eagles aren’t good despite the fact that they handedly beat every other team in the nfcn
I would sell myself into sexual slavery for Ben Johnson.
>>152196113probably the pats
>>152195839Post em anyway
>>152195903The nine pose is ICONIC
>>152196166wtf
>>152196166thats my fucking head coach
>>152196101dont forget hypothetically and factuallyDAKOTA BASEDSCOTT
>>152196166no fucking way lmfaofree hotdogs for chicago now kek
>>152196153Lol
Bears guy on the radio before the game said he had never been flipped off by more people on his way into the stadium, including children, before today
>>152196167the eagles have played the same game every game all year, they happen to win them sometimes
>>152196199philadelphians are the most niggerish race on earth
>>152196199>implying anyone knew who he washe just wants attention
>Cowboys are objectively dogshit>Burrsfags so desperate for validation that they're now saying beating those shitters means anythingKek, enjoy your super bowl, Chimpcongo. Enjoy one and done as well.
>>152196211Anon…. This is racism
>>152196217I assume he had Bears stuff on
>>152196219lol, bitter ass loser
>e-enjoy your suberbowl... hehThe most pathetic type of cope
>>152196219Enjoy coping
>>152196095broncos defense is the pats equiv, soft scheduleDaniel Jones threw for 300 yards and a 110 QB ratingJaxson Dart threw 300 yards and 3 touchdownsand for points, the Toxins special team has allowed 4 kick returns this season. of the 180 points allowed, 24 (essentially 28 due to extra points) was while the defense was on the bench.
>>152196238No point of making the playoffs if u can’t win it all
>>152195822>Elgses are over>Philthies fell short>76ers suck>Flyers suckwithout sports teams what do Philly "people" have to live for?
>>152196084who knew that week 1 was actually a super bowl preview
>>152196238>bears have won 9 superbowls this year alonei’ll take it
>>152196257CHEESESTEAKS KEKEKKKKKK
>>152196219Weak ass philly fans. Niggas known for sandwiches
>>152196257Sandwiches
>>152196245Counterpoint: Bo Nix is their QB and they're still 9-2
>>152196276hey don't sell them short, they're also horrendously uneducated and illiterate
>>152196166
>Chicago gets free wieners when their head coach takes his shirt offHoly homo.
>sirianni's internal hires blow up the team in 2023>allow him to do it againi thought howie was a genius?
Everything about this season is awesome except for the Bucs injury collapse. Not enjoying that so much, but the rest of it is fantastic
>>152196257they won the superbowl last year, anyone who actually thought they'd repeat are retarded. I didn't even think they'd win the division but everyone else sucks and is hurt.
>>152196302you wish your shithole had as much sovl as Chigartha
A runny nose and a sore throat are the most annoying type of sicknesses on the planet. I just feel like sleeping all day baka
>>152196302That’s soulful as fuck you’re just miserable and jaded
>>152196245They also heemed the cowboys
this is a bears thread now, /cbg/ (Chicago Bears General)
>>152196298I hate the bears but benjohnson is great lmao
>>152196219Get FUCKed
>>152196323I'm sure you love the feeling of hot oozy soul getting shot up your ass, faggot
DA BEARS RUN THIS GENNYBEAR DOWN
da bears gottem in a tizzyhaters dont even know what to say anymore
>>152196322I've been working my ass off at amazon with this condition
>>152196333>/nfl/ writing zesty gay erotica
>>152195872The same season the Packers last won the super bowl?
>>152196340Well I’m unemployed right now. For now.
>>152196219go eat some more horse shit on a hogie faggot
>>152196333Why did you immediately think of gay sex when a guy took his shirt off
This is the first year where I feel the Super Bowl is wide open to like 15 teams. We might be in store for the most kino playoffs of all time. I'm so excited
>>152196365because im gay and aroused
>>152196365He's a Packers fan
>>152196365Why is your city's signature food a penis?
>>152196365you see up in wisconsin they have this thing called gay sex where 2 men fuck each other
what the fuck is wrong with saquonguy completely tanked my fantasy year
>>152196373Based Chiefs fan
>>152196286We're 9-2 BECAUSE Bo Nix is our QB
>>152196379You mean deep dish pizza?
>>152196113Rodgers would
>>152196286that's fair, but have you seen who is taking snaps in Houston?
>gets booked into a playoff run in your pathhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EfBCGMIwl4
>>152196166>>152196298>>152196327WHAT A LIFE
>>152196406how dare you disparage davis mills
>>152196379Not from Chicago also why do you think of penises when you see hot dogs
>>152196388Nothing, he just needs a good team around him to succeed. He looks exactly like he did with the Giants
>>152196401i thought philly was known for their trash talk, wtf is this garbage
>>152196369We'll somehow end up with Chiefs-Eagles again
>>152196219>Cowboys are objectively dogshitthey are objectively not. they were when they played the bears though. gotta give credit where its due quinnen williams was an amazing acquisition
Bears fans you should be celebrating the win but just know if you haven't watched the Eagles, they are beyond frauds, this season is going to end like 2 years ago where they lose out. They have been shit all year saved by penalties and a few big plays. They are top 3 in the league with 3 and outs. With the way they play, they are more likely to miss the playoffs than win a playoff game
>>152196410>Hurt and sucks>Sucks>Sucks>On IRFucking disaster picture
>>152196381Wisconsin sounds cool
>>152196437SKOL brother
>>152195957What a disgusting baby
>>152196422the eagles have an objectively good ol so where's the disconnect happening
>>152196381Wow, that is fucking gay.
>>152195832Based sigma
Lurie is such a dickless owner for letting this go on for so long.
>>152196388Bad/injured OL playBad play callingHurts playing like shit
>nyc teams
>>152196450Pass game sucks so teams key in on the run and dare hurts to beat them
>>152196450actually watch the playcalls>run up le middle or short irrelevant pass play>2nd and long? run up le middle or short irrelevant pass play>3rd? memechuck or run up le middle or short irrelevant pass play>puntit's every fucking time >>152196464Hurts isn't the problem, they're preventing him from called runs and is actually better than last year. Probably 2023 too.
>>152196317maybe they dont win the owl again but youd expect them to be good
>>152196381it's cold here, gotta keep warm somehow
>>152196477>8-4
>>152196450they don't lol. at least not this season. mailata is pedestrian and jurgens and dickerson are hurt but are too tough for their own good to take themselves off the field
>>152196477without a good OC? not really. it was dependent on how Patullo did
>>152196446Cheers Ninebro
>A mediocre QB>A head coach trying to prove himself while allegedly being at odds with front office>A RB totaling hundreds of yards per game>A top 1 defense in the league>An underdog storyAm I talking about the 1985 Bears or the 2025 Bears?
>>152196500>t. Adam Rank
shouldnt sirianni just take over play calling at this point? thought he had an offensive background
>>152196500Caleb is elite.
>>152196531for all we know he could've done it already behind the scenes and we just don't know it because he equally sucks
rekt
who can be mathematically eliminated this week? just the titans?
>>152196531he didn't even call plays while he was in indy and he is on record saying he can't play call and make hc decisions at the same. the offense even took off after he handed playcalling the steichen in 2021. just a worthless coach overall.
mathematically eliminate this bussy
>>152196327Bear Down!
>>152196531honestly, he's probably worse
>>15219654247% completion for 154 yds, 1 td, and int and 2 sacks truly an elite performance
>>152196257Fent, mostly.
>>152196476>Hurts isn't the problem,He was objectively shit todayHe holds onto the ball way too fucking longWon't throw in the middle of the fieldtakes way too long to snap the ballA lot of that is coaching but he has had the same issues for a while now. I think if he had a good coach he could reach his potential and play way better way more often, but he definitely deserves some blame
>>15219659524 points against one of the best defenses in the league.
Have you ever taken a Jalen Hurts so big it backed up your Philadelphia?
>>152196602That shit is so depressing.
>>152196623its staged my man
>>152196556Ryback
>cute girl wearing a bears jersey working at the liquor store>for some reason she had last night's Chiefs/Cowboys game on>told her that was yesterday and spoiled that the Cowboys already wonWas I in the wrong or should I left her to watch a rerun?
Is being handsome the ultimate path to success even in sports?
Bears are just as legit as the Pats this season
"statmutt" here, just wanted to check in with you guys for the last time this season. Just wanted to remind you of the gulf between Patrick Mahomes and your dogwater QB. It's obvious the NFL wants to highlight the up and comers this season so they blatantly flag the Chiefs every time they make a play. But Mahomes will be back and you have been warned. Good night, happy holidays, and see you next season.
>>152196633They're great actors.
>>152196650you should have bet on the outcome of a play that she'd have to give you a blow job
>tfw you get drafted by the Super Bowl champions, the Los Angeles Rams
>>152196595won the game unlike manlove and goof
>>152196604There's no one open. This offense only works when they're in the hurry up and Jalen is calling plays LOL. I'm not even joking. He has a perfect passer rating this year, and it was a lot of improvising from Jalen and the WRs. People don't want to listen to the specifics on the playcalling because no one really cares that much.
Which team has been the biggest disappointment this season?Chiefs?Iggles?Loins?Bills?
>>152195912ditka gave up an entire draft for ricky williams in new orleans
Caleb's zest is infectious
>>152196653Being physically attractive is a major indicator of success in basically everything
>I'm walking away from the troubles in my life>I'm walking away, oh, to find a better day>I'm walking away
>>152196673Probably Lions.
Good night boys. Yes I’ll sleep early. I’m sick with a sore throat. Was fun
Chiefs Schizo complaining about the refs. Imagine that
>NFC playoffs basically locked up>only question in the AFC is whether the Steelers or Ravens are getting booted in the wildcard roundcan we fastf orward to january?
>>152196329You played us on a short week. Don't get cocky, retard. See you in the offs.
>>152195957still based because he killed two leftards and blew another one's arm off
>>152196669He'll get drafted by the Jets and he'll like it
>>152196671love did win though
>>152196658>dude film me while i walk like a zombie lmao it'd be so goodwho cares
Must've been nice for Philly to see a real runningback.
Damn, Ben Johnson is ripped.
>>152196008You're gay
Daily reminder: The last time Chimpcongo played us in the offs
>>152196195what will happen if i go here during the late hours and call them all pavement apes
>>152196689Front running ass faggots.
>>152196709I believe the technical term is based retard
>>152196693Hot water + lemon + honey
>>152196653his super power is autism
>>152196724Good riddance to Nagy, shoesalesman of a head coach and actively fucking up the Chiefs offense
>>152196719There's nothing a defense can do if they're on the field for like 80% of the game ffs
nashon wright earned himself a huge payday this season
>>152196747I prefer tea
Sirianni is so fucking funny.He has one of the highest winning % for a HC.His team pantsed a dynasty in the owl.He's also going through his second historic collapse and the entire city wants him killed.Funniest fucking person in league history.
>>152196703fuck up fag, go make a slop sandwich or whatever you apes do over there.
>>152196779Sirianni is a bus rider just like Hurts.
>>152196775Hot water + lemon + honey + tea
The 20 year period between the 1980 season and the 1999 season was an era of total NFC dominance, where only 4 AFC teams (the Raiders twice in the '80s and the Broncos twice in the '90s) won the Super Bowl. Every other Super Bowl in the period was won by an NFC team. This contrasts with the 1970s, where the Dallas Cowboys won the Super Bowl twice, being the only NFC to win it all during that decade.
ride this bussy
>>152196770Him and Byard keep trying to one up each other to lead the league in turnovers
>>152196795Hurts and Sirianni can't both be busriders you idiot
>NFL players>Go through the most darwinian selection process beginning from elementary school football>NFL coaches>Uhh yeah, this head coach got his job because he started off as a water boy, and the previous head coach thought he seemed okay, so he got the shot and he seems to be doing well enough
>>152196798There you go. Thank you anon. I may not have the urge to leave my basement and go upstairs tho, too tired
>>152196730i’d wager that you get raped to death like the little fuck toy you are
>>152196690:(
>>152196814Howie is the driver, moron.
>>152196583Did Caleb make him do it
>>152196818Fair enough. One time my throat was so sore it hurt to breath. Honey lemon tea was the only thing that helped
what do we think about the remaining games
Elite company.
>>152196166>>152196298>free hot dogs for the city>game ball goes to the O-Line>Ben Johnson has a better physique than youBEAR THE FUCK DOWN
>>152196814they are carried by howie and fangio
>>152196822>Chiefs?2nd worst I guess, not being able to rebound well>Iggles?won the owl who cares >Loins?not being able to recover after the loss of both coordinators >Bills?this is pretty much a standard bills season lol>>152196830you must've missed le dream team. having good players doesn't mean shit if they don't do anything. it's is infinitely more responsible for the iwnning than Sirianni is
>>152196327SOVL
>>152196853I’ll definitely drink that though. I’ll probably be up later tonight anyways. Plus it’s a Saturday tomorrow. Gn :)
Broncos fraudsPatriots fraudsColts fraudsStoolers dustyBills fraudsChargers shitJaguars shitTexans midChiefs confusedRavens finishedBengals Just need more time
>>152196866fangio just got there
>>152196860forgot pic
>>152196730That might get a good rise out of them, probably not though they do that shit professionally.
my bears have insane amounts of sovl this year, much to the chagrin of the hating faggots on /nfl/
>>152196673bengals or ravens
>>152196885I count twelve of them
>>152196689according to viewers, last night at the Ravens game, it was emptier than texans-ravens by halftime. the lower bowl was all bengals fans by 4th quarter (they all moved down)
>>152196885kangz humiliation ritual at the hands of sam darnold should be a fun watch
>>152196883And turned them into a top 5 defense overnight.
>>152196166>coach primate
McVay will create a dynasty with him
>>152196912Like what even is this comment…
>>152196885god this is an all time awful slate. not even the scheduler's fault because these probably looked good in april
TCD
The AFC is dogshit
>>152196912wait a minute...
Based bears
>>152196885brutal slate
>>152196921he's going to Tennessee
>>152196944kek
>>152196944god this is awful
>>152196951And Mahomes might not make it…
>>152196944wtf did this really happen?
>>152196944This is the worst thing i've ever seen, well done
>>152196327>Muh head coach should wear a suit!GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED BOOMERS
>>152196931Half of them looked like shit then, but these games are pre determined and have to happen so might as well put all the stinkers during a holiday weekend.
>>152196978Him ripping off a suit to celebrate would’ve been pretty sick
Is there a lore reason for the NFC East being cursed like this?
Would Mike McDaniels make a good OC?
>>152197004Yes, please come to the Chargers
>>152197003NFCEast knows nothing of curses Loins and browns and cardinals are the true cursed teams
Stats are shit but he looked decent based on the eye test
>>152197003It's because of the cowboys, they're the most geographically retarded division so they're cursed to be retarded.
>>152196673Commies
>>152197003Lots of reasons. Dallas being an in "east" division, Philly being a hellhole, the Redskins changing their name, and the Giants not playing in NYC
>>152197004If he got fired there would be multiple teams giving him the bag to be their OC
>>152197019LOL I swear bears fans all suffer stockholm syndrome
Stats are for gay nerds put your calculator away and just watch some damn football
The Chiefs are on their last legs; they have to win out.
>>152197003I think Jerry sold his soul for owls in the 90s
>>152197009Fuck you I want him for my lions
>>152197040Knowether of thine ball
Shedook DEIon Sandape
>>152197040based, numberniggers can get eternally fucked
>>152197052Just the last one without Jimmy, at least according to Jerry that's the SB he sold his soul for.
>>152197019My guy, he had several terrible throws that can't be blamed on the wind. He also had some great ones. This was a very Cutler-esque game for Caleb.
>>152197040this, eye test > made up stats
>>152197019>he looked decent based on the eye test
Shediarreah Sandnger
>>152196863If I cut 10 pounds I would look better, but I don't want to give up beer.
>>152197003legitimately none of the front offices and ownership in the division have the recipe to sustain success because of some fatal flaw. we'll see how commies do in a decade with snyder out of the picture
>>152196944Ayo dis slaps fr
>>152197088Is going to defeat the Niners and go 2-0 as a starter
>>152196921Wrong guy, it's this guy
>>152197100Is he still on the team?
>>152197055>>152197069>>152197082The only numbers that matters are the score, the rest is stuff that can’t really be defined, like how much dog a guy has in him
>>152197089SameBeer is fucking great
>>152197099Many are saying this
>>152196448How’s that arm?
>>152196885Phins Texans Falcons49ersRams Titans (because the jags are the jags)CardinalsVikings Bills Chargers And both the broncos and patriots games are just gonna be disappointing if either team wins it’ll be by less than their records make it seem like they should and if either lose they’ll be exposed as frauds
>sirianni: no changes to playcallingThis moron has a clear out to save his job but he's too fucking stupidly loyal to do it.
>>152197140Who would he even name play caller?
Us Boyz makin em cry again kek
>>152197107Yes, he's still on the active roster and looked amazing in the preseason.
Are the queefies and Eagles both about to miss the playoffs?
>>152197019no he didn'the made several shit throws
>>152197140I bet he's trying to last until offseason when the Dolphins fire McDaniel, so he can scoop him up.
>>152197158Doesn't matter. He's given the opportunity to throw Patullo under the bus week after week but doesn't take it. Now not only does he get fired, but he'll have zero opportunities with another team.>>152197195He's not surviving past black Monday at this rate.
>>152196885Texans Colts in the first windowBills Steelers in the second windowKeep tabs on Purdy in Cleveland (cold + noodle arm + Myles Garrett = whoopass)EZ
>>152197189Lol, Eagles are definitely making it
https://youtu.be/B-e7YCixJaY?si=W3RXqjyzdbvWSVMr
>>152197212He's already made two Owls, and won one of them. Regardless of fan perception, I think that has to earn him enough leeway with the owners to let him survive even three shitty seasons.
>>152196951the nfc is too except the rams
>>152196968>>152196951Even more interesting it's the best time for the bills or Ravens to capitalize and get an owl but they're just as shit.
Never giving EA Sports my money again. NFL is evil for giving them a licensing monopoly
>>152197238I truly believe that like Hurts, no one outside of Philly actually believes and respects Sirianni and his career is buzzard food as soon as he's out of the organization.
after tonight the lions are finito
Is it Hurts fault the eagles are suddenly so shit?
>>152197275No that's next week when they get cockslapped by dem boyz
>>152197275The final nail in the coffin will be when the dem boyz stomp them in week 14.
BEAR DOWN
It’s tough being a chiefs fan
>>152197212>He's not surviving past black MondayFilthy fans are the worst
>>152197275How the fuck did Nine beat them at home
>>152197003No, just practical reasons. Giants fans demanded they immolate their franchise for 10 years as a funeral for Eli Manning; they should finish paying off the tab soon. Cowboys are run by an oilman who is convinced he's a football boss and is now older than Joe Biden. Skins were run by a psychopathic jewish Weinstein type whose business model never included W/L performance, just the offseason. Eagles are run by a whole synagogue that is primarily concerned with winning PR fights in >our brutal media, going back to Jeremiah Trotter Sr and TO. This occasionally results in Birds winning everything coming off the latest scapegoat-and-reset.
>>152197287No
I was wrong /sp/. I predicted the burrs going 0-7 to finish the year. Kevin McQuarterback being given a #1 overall qb is far more dangerous far sooner than expected. The packers and lions need to start worrying.
>>152197298KWAFB
>>152197298He blew it in life. 20s was the best time of my life. That's when you're young and beautiful but old enough not to be a total retard. You just get old after that
>>152197321Nobody is this dumb
cry pigeons cry
This iggles caller sounds so jewish. Literally sounds like Shmuley Boteach
>>152197298>anxiety disorder and OCDSo literally nothing? Just turn off the computer screen nigga
You have been visited by the catching Julian of the patriots, a cold coors light, a nicotine pouch, and the pride of 2000 years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax will be yours, but only if you post “Shema Yisrael, Adonai Eloheinu, Adonai Echad, Mr Edelman!” in this thread.
Nahshon Wright is a pro bowler, deal with it
>>152195896When will their elite defense start scoring enough points to win games?
DIE NIGGLES DIE
Problem, Dallas?
>>152197341What’s wrong about it? They’re still going to lose 2-3 games. I fully expected them to choke out of the playoffs entirely, they have the toughest second half schedule. It’s pretty hard to miss the playoffs when you just notched your 9th win with weeks to go.
>>152196052im not a rabbi yet
>>152197393The dead weight known as Hurts is officially too heavy to push anymore.
anyway 7 > 3
Is Bears-Broncos-Cowboys the new broship?
>>152197411A high floor, low ceiling coach would unironically be better than what they've had.
Caleb beat the team that demolished Mahomes last year???
>>152197393did he solve the fag thrust
>>1521972342023-esque collapse incoming
>>152197415This part>I predicted the burrs going 0-7 to finish the year.There is no way anyone on God's green earth that is this stupid.
>>152197393>this practice squad find destroyed the tush push with one simple trick
>>152197393it’s gonna suck when some shitty team picks him up and we’re left with tyrique stevenson as cb2
>>152197444>low ceilingthat's a superbowl champion you're talking about
>>152197053Fuck you I want him for my eagles
>>152197393BUT HIS FORWARD PROGESS WAS STOPPED RIGHT
>>152197490>that's a superbowl champion you're talking aboutYeah, 15 years ago. Hasn't done shit since.
>>152197440Dak and Caleb fucking Bo's holes as Bo's cock throbs and throbs all over the place..
>>152197053Fuck you I want him for my Cardinals
>>152197440>BBC
>>152196298Da bears
>>152197473>There is no way anyone on God's green earth that is this stupid.same shit happened in 2023 pal, strong record early but the team was obviously fraudish, inevitable collapse
Daaaaaa Bears
>>152197500This post definitely originated in Rutherford, New Jersey.
>>152197510Oh you're being serious? Horrrry shit
I'm so fucking happy right now.
>>152197393What do we call a failed push tush?A blast in the ass?
>>152197440Only if you promise to go back to talking to yourself in /mlb/. We get it, you walked in on Ray Rhodes and the 1998 packers defensive line running the train on your mom. You really dislike the state of Wisconsin. We agree to whatever terms banish you back to /tv/ and your autistically curated /mlb/ baskin tranny. You’re probably friends on discord with the tranny that just got stripped of worlds strongest woman.
>>152196960the college or the pro team?
>>152197543
>>152197543Why? You're still a Chimpcongoan
Need moar Orsonposting
What went so wrong phillybrosThe defense looked horrendous not just the offenseCouldn’t stop the run at all
>The Chicago Bears are for re-HOLD ONHow do you want to explain this shitcago fags?Fraud watch on you fags isn't over yet. Get a 4 TD first game then talk. Oh wait that's going to be impossible with a sub 50% completion rating!
>>152197500
mom just told me we're out of pizza rolls
>>152197582I live in the suburbs with guns. The chimps can't get me of they try.
>>152197604Holy shit, I would hate to be you right now.
>>152195912Trey Lance?
>>152197471There are obvious emergency actions to take this time. It could still happen if Sirianni is retarded enough not to do the needful.
>>152196388>Bustquon BustleyI think you already know the answer
>>152197583>FILTHADELPHIA
>>152197594caleb had a 4 TD game against the cowboys. fucking retard.
>Black QBs
>>152197594This is cope
>>152197489I still think Stevenson is better, Nahshon gets burned a lot, he's very boom or bust, Tyrique covers properly and is more physical.
>>152197049Even then they need others to lose
>>152197594You are not a football fan, you would be just as happy looking at a spreadsheet
>>152197647Yeah but everyone does that. Even patty cuckitini had 4 against dem boys
>>152196219go and eat a philly cheesesteak faggot
>>152197594Do you not know the history of bears QBs?
>>152197594>they can win without their QB>that QB has been responsible for FOUR 4th quarter comebacksOkay, so the Bears are winning the Super Bowl?
>>152197678>moving the goalposts againyou lame ass faggots have been doing this shit all year
>>152197615I just moved to the city, no gun. Lots of blacks but they are actually cool people. And it's nice down here while you're out there bored and scared in the suburbs
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>152197678>Even patty cuckitini had 4 against dem boysMoving the goalposts
who can stop them
>>152197714based
>>152197594chicongo did NOT like this post
Everybody laugh at the EaglesWoooo ho ha ha ha ha ha!
I call Lamar Jackson, Lameme Jackson.You see, black QBs are often deemed as "memes" on the internet so, Lamar being a black QB and his name starting with "La", I combine the two words to make it "lameme" making ut a very fortunate and cheeky wordplay.
>>152197724High cholesterol
>>152197440For all the Glory!
>>152197594why does this website obsess so much over William's accuracy?it feels like a schizophrenic breakdown by people who have him living rent free in their headsAlso watch the games you moron, his receivers keep dropping passes he should be at 65% by now if it weren't for all the drops throughout the whole season
>>152197724*doink**doink*
>>152197755>La3-5 -ACKson
Don't break my heart again, Bearsies.
Break this bussy
>>152197814Damn mr frog why the long face
this nigga CONSUMED saKWAB barkley
>>152197836Pulls down your pants as you bend over ass up
>>152195962he absolutely didn't deserve anything he was a diabetic retard that didn't care about winning
>>152197814I get those in my yard and I set them all on fire
>>152197771>he should be at 65% by now if it weren't for all the drops throughout the whole season
>>152197411The coach that ate New York
>>152197857how else does one bend over?
>Get to enjoy a comfy weekend of football completely stress free
>>152197840He actually went out with a concussion unfortunately.
>>152197900fuck.rest up big bill.
>>152197899feels fucking good
>>152197857
Bigger statement win?>Bears defeat the 11-1 Rams at home 15-6 on 12/9/2018>Bears defeat the 8-3 defending champion Eagles on the road 24-15 on 11/28/2025
>>152197973Defeat this bussy
>>152196166>>152196298>>152196327God fucking dammit I love Benny J. Give him back, bros
>>152197647HOL UP
>>152197973personally that 2018 one sucks but the Iggles are about to lose out before the SB so I would say today plus you beat them at home, you heard the boos lol
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>>152197289Lions don't lose two in a row, buddy
>>152197771thisPeople are just deathly afraid that the Bears can dominate a team like the Eagles with that kind of performance from their QB.
>>152198015further proof that daytime tv jews aren’t to be trusted
>>152197973You just reminded me I was at that Rasm game
da bears
>>152197840Way too skinny and light-skinned to be from Chicago
>>1521979732018, the Rams were just coming off a shootout in one of the highest scoring games of all time, they were running away as the best NFC team and did eventually make the owl. The Eagles just got fucked by the Cowboys (who the Bears beat the shit out of already) and are in the middle of a huge coaching issue.Not saying this isn't a win against a good team, they were the 8-3 defending champs, but the Rams team was number 1, Eagles weren't number 1 before this game.
>>152197771>his receivers keep dropping passes he should be at 65% by now if it weren't for all the drops throughout the whole season
>>152198056The most kino Bears game since 2006.
>>152197966Jesus jeets just can’t hide their tiny penises (peenii?) even when they pretend to be related to Patrick Maholmes. Speaking of Pat Maholmes he pitched for the World Series winning yankees, I don’t even think he has had a single black friend ever at any point since he was a World Series relief pitcher until now. He’s an OJ.
>>152198056>>152198084Just FYI this game is on youtube in it's entirety.https://youtu.be/mcKC7xFLuhY?si=EwPXnaYgftLg_FV_If you want to relive a great day on a similarly great day.
>most rushing yards on a vic fangio defense since 2005demon.
Rammies with the one seed
Jordan Love using his EPA to score more than 7 points on the eagles (unsuccessfully)
>lions could miss the playoffs this yearplease_god_let_this_happen_cause_it_would_be_so_funny_timmy_prayer.png
We're in a timeline where it's possible both teams in the last SB will completely miss the playoffs.
>>152198222Lmao
It's ok to admit you got a slight chub
>>152198241The good ending
>>152198231When is the last time that happened, 2003?
>>152198270>slight chubMine could cut diamonds right now.
>>152197899jokes on you, I expected nothing from this season so that's how I've been all year
>>152198270holy FUARK what a specimen
>>152198280Meant for>>152198241
>>152198270>Wins the Owl>Zesty QBs are the new meta
>>1521982801988. The Lions have always been perennial contenders.
>>152197393dawg
>>152197411Run it up the middle with skabbado ingenious with shitty clock management have fun gnats.
>>152198303Kek'd
>>152198163And this was with him constantly trying to sabotage his own offense by STOPPING the running.
>>152197771You spend all day talking to yourself on here and wonder why other people do things? Multiple boards are praying Trump takes away your section 8 and crazy check.
>>152197411Unironically elite hire
>Bears-Colts SB HISTORY IS REPEATING
don't incur his wrath
>>152198270absolutely moist
FUCK YOU KEVIN PATULLO YOU RUINED MY HOLIDAY VACATION
>>152198403why is she smiling....
>>152198437She likes it.
>>152198437she knows death approaches
>>152195844Why the fuck would you show up to a day game in Dallas with no sunglasses
>>152198437she fell victim to his powerful charm
Non-follower of the NFL here, anyone who can tell me what the fuck Tennessee's problem is?
>>152198473A woman owns the team.
>>152198473owner doesnt care, team is irrelevant, culture is unestablished, tits have no soul
>>152198473The negative carly irsay owns them
>>152198473they fired vrabel and God is punishing them for doing so
>ragnow comes out of retirement to get sent home early in 3 weeksbased ragnow collecting a check
>>152198473Be patient
>>152198497just like my elkies :)thanks lads, hope [your team] [wins the owl/makes a good top draft pick]
>>152198455Crazy how things are playing out this season.
>>152197771Are bears fans actually this delusional?
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>>152198550based
>>152195912It's not even top five you stupid zoomer. Even if you don't know shit about NFL history the Watson trade is only a few years old and infinitely worse
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>>152198473Poorfag area with a poorfag owner. They need to skim off the top to stay rich. They need to sell the team to Mary Gaylord (the lady that owns Nashville) 100% of revenue would be recycled back into the team.
>>152196381And here I thought Wisconsin was known for it's tyme machines instead of ATMs
>>152198403Is this real
>>152198593>>152198550>not even 500 posts yet
>>152198745So my dad kinda invented the ATM and I proudly got up in front of my first grade class and said “my dad invented the TYME machine”. Everyone laughed at me except the teacher. She was really nice to my dad everytime she saw him.
>>152196036why is that man's son dark skin? is his wife fucking a bull?
Just ran over another queefie. Slowly ridding the world of this menace. No need to thank me just pay it forward
