no weird people in this one thanks
Justin Gaethje is like Homer Simpson, I am going to kill him. To quote James Vick
luge thomas the typa doo to admit he likes niggers fucking his wife but swear he hates started at the bottom by drake
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What happened to Topuria?
>heem thread >no heems
Tom Aspinall
sub, ko, ud (25 minutes) from the three below: >paddy>gaethje >jonesill take a gaethje sub, pillow hand paddy ko, jones 25 minutes of hell
Got my glasses refilled we aight
>fights blind
Who y'all got for Gaethje vs Paddy?
>>152196268Gaethje.
>>152196268Gathje
Laura Sanko is a strumpet
>>152196279I've got Paddy idiot
If glasses don’t have medicine then how come some glasses are weaker or stronger than others and how come they run out eventually
>go to doctors to get medicine >doctor gives you a prescription>go to doctor to fix glasses>doctor gives you a prescriptionMedicine=prescription=glasses
>>152196161Hey man are you the guy that answered the door? Im still here vis an vis the apples inqiury
>>152196336He right tho
>>152196268FUCK YOU GAETHJE
I can’t wear yo glasses. It got different medicine in it
shant be getting my ass refilled this week
What are you freaks pushing now? Whats this medicine thing aboot
>>152196426>he doesn’t know
>>152196426rogs being rogs
glasses are mechanical. medicine is chemical.this is a good troll. niggers are so fucking dumb, i am prepared for them at the store. thanks everyone for the sparring, i really think we can fuck these idiots up!
>>152196458Who you tryna educate honkey
>>152196268In the end, Ilia wins
>>152196475kys chud bulbasaur
Ilia's ex has locked him in a playpen and he will be unable to compete until at least Q3 next year
whats worsea 2025 Garth belt shotor a Paddy belt shot
joshua van vs rikishi
joshua van vs a velociraptor
>>152196563the fearless vs the feared
joshua van vs white van
only one man in the ufc has beaten MVP
joshua van vs joshua truck
joshua van vs joshua clone van damme
>>152196362this is the kind of logical argument you can only get from a brown person raised in a zogged society
Zero reason to train anything other than wrestling if you are a cowardly rat who wants to destroy a sport
>>152196499Yo cracka ass ain’t finna educate me!!!
My glasses expired
>>152196616hahahahahahahaha yer gay m8
using ai is super jeet coded
Justin Gaethje will potentially become the first two-time interim champ in UFC history.
>>152196648lets go bois
>>152196648We using the yt mans tools against heem to expose heems lies. They tryna divide an conquer errrdaayy!!
>>152196685I agree, the only problem is he's very shit
>Julianna Pena famously arrested for kicking a dude in his his balls >Topturo's ex-wife busting his balls What's the deal with venezuelan chicks?
What are we eating tonight heem?
>>152196726Genuinely have no fucking clue what that is
>>152196710Topturo wife told him to go get his shinebox and he weemed out
>>152196726looks like ham, bacon, pickles, and mayonnaise
>>152196726Delete this.
>>152196733It's a keto sandwich
Grasso vs Rose Jan 24Who you got
>>152196799Rose is underrated on how shit she is
>>152196799Who does Trevor Whitman coach these days? He still with Garth?
>>152196799Rose is the female Leon Edwards and Grasso knows how to apply pressure. Grasso I guess?
>>152196844Garth, Usman and Sandhagen
>>152196799Prob rose cause grasso disappointed me
Glasses IS medicine
we cannot follow them
>>152196799
I will NEVER forgive dillishaw for not decapitating Cejudo
>>152196799Rose at least shows up as a world beater sometimes, Grasso has been nothing but straight ass since she lost to Valentina.
Test
>>152197010You've no choice, little plebeian bitch
>>152197154I'm sure none of the fighters are maga, b...
>>152197154b-b-b-b-based
What matter? People act little bit afraid
is there a better place to be
>trick questionno place better than here
>>152197154I honestly don’t understand people get invested in a sport fuelled by masculinity and violence and then act surprised when the athletes are conservative-leaning
On my way home from jiu jitsu class I stopped at chik fil a and there was a really hot chick taking orders at the counter. When I got to the front of the line I noticed it, she was a guy! A transgender guy to be exact. I was shocked but, honestly Im going to ask him out next time im there. Unironically one of the most beautiful girls ive ever seen.
>>152197323
>>152197319would you say theyre a little touchy fili?
Paddy will heem topuria. Divorce debuff is too strong
i cant stand paddy. i cant have paddy. i dont want paddy. why is this happening
Pdaddy
>be champ >cheat on familynot cub, not cub. the ufc is dying
>holiday season>time to think about joni know the feeling, i really do. what if jones doesnt finish chael, and they stop the fight... the west linn gangster is the 205 champ.. oh boy
>scams fans>is a mason cant you all see... volk/lopes 2 is booked on purpose
Nah fuck that?
>>152197323Mmm, that's so hot I love trans women
>no fights on tanksgibin>no black friday fights>no saturday fights>no sunday, moday fights>tuesday tooany days left to fight? :(
>>152197420Cub won
>>152196799threw up my keto ‘wich. revolting rose looks like cp
>>152197010you already typed that shitskin
>summer 2027walt harris returns.
you ever come across body types that just make you want to throw hands? id get her in the clinch and dirty the box the fuck out of her
"why are you beating the shit out of me" - bc
>>152197585That's not a mason pose dumbass just autism one
funny all the people you're calling freemasons are more handsome than you
>>152197910
>>152198045she's doing the snood face
>>152198045Erin Blanchfield lowkey looks like she'd be on Facialabuse if she didn't sheem opposition.
masons getting mad? i just mentioned the hand niggers, but yes tell us how handsome a masonic scammer is lmao
>>152198045whats her stance? i see a little kyle noke in her. women love body comps to past fighters
>>152198167>dark times>dark actionswould.
>>152198196This guy is fun at parties.
>biggest mistake of your life
Naw son unc aint got no chill bruh
breaking news: jon jones in high speed pursuit running from the UFC fight committee
Forrest Griffen is Forest Gump if you think about it
Why does she wear the mask
>>152198318for you
>you know theres no fear going on here bud
book her, white house lawn
wonk nose cunt
Uhhh I fuck trannys and I'm an annoying faggot or something
>>152197154God bless Bryce Mitchell
>wheres your gloves at? >wheres your gloves at?
Spammy was posting and you left (you right!)Sneed was posting and you left (you right!)Twitchy and clozzy coral JTB Circles and Cal and Jackyadong were posting when you left (you're right!) And that's the reason you left!
>>152198526and Twitchy, don't forget twitchy.
>>152198549I literally said twitchy right there you braindead motherfucker
>its tiramisu time motherfuckers>im gonna spar this time >i havent sparred since tibau
>disrespectin' Twitchy on god nigga you deserve a heeming
>fuck your legacy>im very educated motherfucker
>thats three strikes>youre fucking out
https://youtu.be/7Uxp7ZTkcdE?t=136kek this nigga rep every region he visits
>Let's get retarded, ha>Let's get retarded in here!
o shit nunez is back?
Raping for Jesus Award
>2 brazilians >ones femalethe state of brazilian mma is grim
The Tony era was peak civilization scholars will look back on that being the pivotal turning point in the timeline
>>152198778Jesus was raped into the virgin mother retard
Ilia fumbled the bag
>i told you >im a fucking hitman
How to y celebrated that gift decision over some YouTuber tarnished his entire legacy
>hes afraid of cats>he got ankle picked by a fucking 12 year old
decision? he fuckin obliterated that chinameng like that dude in tianenmen square
>i climbed big bear mountain with a 45lb pack
"AAAAH REF SAVE ME !! ME PEEPERS GOT THE HURTSIES ! OI CAN'T SEE WIV ME FOOKEN ORBS MATE ! OI WANNA LEAVE OI DON'T WONNA FOIGHT CIRYL HE'S TOO STR- HUH OI MEAN ME PEEPIN ORBS HURT !!!"-Thomas Binhole
>until then youre getting ankled picked by a 12 year old >champ shit only
>>152198884I'd watch some of that crap but unfortunately it's gate kept on Fox and Friends app, and they heem clips from circulating. I guess they only want decrepit boomers to watch from the nursing home and don't care about growing the sport like they initially said.
>tony fights only in the streets
Oxnard.
>>152198958Okay now this is too soon
pretty sure Tony never said those things
>youre lucky
>>152199026you like beating up on high schoolers before state? huh? thats three strikes.
Why is everyone seething about Volk vs. Diego 2 when Paddy vs. Garth is objectively more retarded from a matchmaking standpoint? I'm not saying the Diego rematch was the way to go, but it's at least somewhat understandable and objectively more sensible than Gaethje vs. Paddy.
he broke his students rib, cso.
You wanna tell me why you got a car stacked to the dash with hot smoked turkey legs, green bean casserole, and a couple dozen ladles full of cranberry sauce?
https://youtube.com/shorts/MLpj0nYWRyg?si=z1YTc5zwu_DXjvQw
Her vagina was a BELEWWWN!
we won
>>152199108we already saw volk vs diego like 3 month ago while garth vs paddy is new and they arent fighting for the real belt
>im a natural 170 pounder, i knocked out everybody at ultimate fighter @ 170>gsp was the shit, he changed the game with his supplement & nutrition, doing it the right way>he was the guy at my weight class, that i was gunning for man >thats the real one man
>>152199148Yeah but Volk vs. Diego was good and also a close fight and in the interval since Diego demolished the boogeyman meme guy of the division. Paddy shouldn't be fighting for a belt at all and Gaethje wants to retire. Makes no sense to make the fight.
>>152198996I also wouldn't mind watching some of their matches with bigger names/prospects. Tomorrow's card has Chandler vs Mendes, Buckley, Bella Mir and Kennedy Blades. Zero idea how to watch this and the whole promotion feels like some weird /pol/ agenda.
Hero Shooter Mark Ferman
>gonna hit you so hard>gonna piss fucking blood kid
Bantamweight division is dead if that boring shitter merab wins again. We used to get exciting fights with Yan every single time and instead now we have to deal with this shitter who just spams 50 takedowns just to win on points. I really don't understand how people like merab, he's legit a low IQ boring no personality shitter. haha me grug me epo abuser cardio goblin so quirkytake me back to the yan era, these lower divisions need champions like pantoja and yan who put on barn burners, pantoja in particular is one of the most exciting fighters in the UFC, always puts on great fights. I want to see a 5 round war, not a 30 second heem like pereira or a 50 takedown hugfest like merab. What the fuck happened to the poofc?
>thinking about heeming bro today as a punishment for disrespecting me yesterday>friend fights him before me today and bro starts actually crying for getting his ass kicked
>>152199227not reading all that shit, thanks
I heard gaethje is threatening to pull out if it's an interim title and not the real one, based retard knows the interim is shit and nobody considers it real, he should retire as the real champ and not interim which he's already been. At this point it's more likely the UFC will make it a real championship instead of scrapping the bout and having paddy vs someone else, arman will take the fight but dana hates arman.
>>152199264>pull outgood. ufc is dead, let it fail because they put the belt on peddy
>>152199257>tiktok has fried his brain so much he has the attention span of a flybrutal
>>152199177I doubt anyone on /pol/ even uses the app. It's FOX Nation app. With all the Fox original movies and talking head shows. And that's the only place you can watch it.
>>152199278you cheeky cunt, paddy the baddy is the real deal and the future champ
>>152199264that would be fucking gangster
england hasnt carried anything for decades. tyson fury ish if you count boxing in the heem sphere, but he has the mental toughness of a wet bag
>>152199264That would be so based if Garth did that.
these niggas might be fighting eachother, but they also fighting for they keeds
>>152199298"never fought jim miller, i cant validate him bud." - UF
>>152199255Imagine you actually coming face to face with me. You're going through all your little pad drills that you think will work on me and I just crumple your frail ass with a body uppercut.
>>152199336less n less fightin 4 us :'(
>>152199293My point was more that a lot of people involved in it are huge supporters of your current president and it's on Fox.
>Ilia...Hey kid, why don't you take some time off. Announce it on your socials, take care of this divorce and we'll let you keep the belt. We gotta get Garh outta the picture without him making a scene. You vs Paddy at the white house. How's that sound?
>pulls guard
Dana would offer Conor as a sacrifice for Ilia to come back literally the only drawl in the UFC
paddy nearly got lulled to sleep by jared gordon and im supposed to believe gaff doesnt knock his head off with some bullshit
white house lawn. book it sean
remember when the anon found out she actually lives with him
>>152199455>clitia agpuria>drawing anything but bbcs into his boihole
Me versus these leftover yeast biscuits my mama made is the match to make right now
>me sneaking into the White House card
>>152199567wow.... those guardsmen arent women, or gender neutral? fucking bigot
What's the deal with Gaethje acting like he's important and worth anything when he's had his ass beaten by most of the top 5?
>>152199606....you must joke....his resume rapes paddy
White boy
Based
found out my neighbor stores his fried turkey oil in a moonshine container in the garage and he hasn't bought new oil in years? with dark blotches and all. what in the fuck.
>>152199641Any man who loses to Eddie Alveras is a bum
ZIEG HEIL!
>>152199660post more kayla
>>152199660>>152199685Kayla Harrison
>>152199675...eddie's resume rapes paddy's as well
'Cause we are living in a material worldAnd I am a material girlYou know that we are living in a material worldAnd I am a material girl
>>152199737
>>152199721And? Paddy is on his legend killer streak and will starch all the bums like Gaethje soon
>>152199675Eddy's thing was he was incredibly handsome and well spoken
My neighbor is on so much meth and its fuken aggirvating me, the music and the bunping shit around. Im going to go say something and if I have to, weem this fucker out. Look forwaed to an update
>>152199790He will knock yo bitch ass out
'allo lads. been reading Pride and Prejudice over the last couple of days. that Jane Austen sure can write. Elizabeth is one sultry minxthis is /heem/ related because the English discovered bareknuckle boxing
>>152199758>legend killermore of legend facer...he ud'd tony in 2023 lmao. Fought michael chandler in 2025... after how many wars? Gaethje starches peddy like its WSOF
on the corner of main streetjust trying to keep it in line
legends like king green
>>152199815I only read the stars books are for children
>>152199790provoke him into a self defense situation
>>152199815only good bitch author was agatha christie.
toughest Patty i know is Curran, who would also rape peddy pimblet and he is retired
>>152199816Oh my days Imagine not realising that Gaethje isn't a mega bum in 2025
>>152199844
>>152199860i think youll be surprised with how much gaethje has left. 1st round decapitation
Is /heem/ safe again? The janitor a few years ago used to give me 3 day heems for posting joanna
>>152198510Shes such an uncouth disgusting bitch
>>152198510erin derailing her was sex
>>152199920Paddy starches Gaytje anthem gets knocked spark out by Ila Topuira and that's simple facts
>>152198526You arr truly an incredible loser
>>152199838bars
>>152199497Do you think...?
>>152199962And you're posting in 4chan on friday night because you're so cool
Which current UFC fighter has the most ability to beat the fuck out of all the pussy Dagestani wrestling bitches
>>152199950you really think he is good? ill take a 37 year old gaethje every day over peddy... like i said itll be a WSOF ko for gaethje. gaethje will be waiting for the divorcee next year
>>152199497we get it sandhagen, you're stinkfucking that no grease
>>152200011me
>>152200011it will be gable, but currently its justin gaethje and myself
Wait… Kayla Harrison was sexually abused by her coach for years when she was a young girl? And she forgives him?https://youtu.be/oGuOXPSqPuE?si=ZtMgLx1Qs2XbWYh4
I miss prostitutefag and somaliyatard like you wouldn't believe
>>152200011Tom Aspinal unless they poke his eyes
>>1522000225'5" 110 here, you? we will have to fight for the IC belt. im trying to feed my kids
>>152200031honestly which wmma fighter wasn't taken advantage of by these chud coaches?
>>152200083just cat. she killed her perp
Ameng amenghttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oGuOXPSqPuE&t=855s&pp=2AHXBpACAQ%3D%3D
>>152199839>>152199802Koncked on his door, told him to shit the fuck up or Ill weem him. He opened the door and started beating me up so I ran back to my room and colsed the door
>>152200176youre a natural
>>152200161At any point in this podcast does she show her ass? If not then I'll stick to watching her "mom inspo" ikea furniture building timelapse videos on instagram where she's wearing bikinis wedged up her salty butt.
>>152199790>Bunping! Sorry we don't speak ching chong around here, Chang. Gonna have to be a bit more specific.
>>152200031One day Rose will be brave and tell her story OR we'll see her True Crime documentary on NBC in 20 years
>how i'd beat the russian asian mutts.only go high crotch/single, no doubles, greco pressure defending the single from them, and using the cage. one of these american wrestlers will figure them out.
munoz more of a double, with dc having the high crotch finish. one day one of these ncaa wrestlers will choose to fight.
Toupouria’s wife is fucking ugly.
>>152200006Thank you
https://x.com/kittenwaffin/status/1994528176048046407?s=46
>>152200668aljo looking heavy at featherweight
If my opponent tried to heem me I would simply call the cops.
Ilia has been spotted to be in a relationship with hope solo
>>152200011
>>152199815>>152199816>>152200234bbc in your tiny white penis pussy. Fuck no wonder white women love bbc and cuck white crackers "males" !
>>152201156morning saar
In Miami!?!
Rico Verhoeven has signed with the UFC and is expected to make his debut in Q1 2026.
How do you kike them Bo Niggers
>>152201241this is good. this is really good. the sport isnt dead yet!
>>152196726Iz cinnabin roll :3
Paramount has backed out of the deal since Ilia is not fighting Dana is on a net to Spain
Whatever happened to his fund he was setting aside for the fighters? Was he just being full of shit?
HAND IT OVER PINK PIGGY
>>152201381Who?
Dana would land on Francis I fear
>>152201381>wekek with your small investment of 99 shekels
>>152201381where will this stupid fat fuck get bodies from
>>152201381I think he retracted on his intentions for a reason but I can’t remember. One of the clip channels probably has a video
>>152201241rude. he hasnt signed yet :(
>so i tell dana>i want 600 million dollars>and they dont sign me
>cheers to a dying division>and a dying sport>to the ufc!
>this buds for you
>>152201819>>152201829>whaaaaaaaaaaats the deal with black people?
>>152201728He has. You'll see.
>>152201895>i mean, commmmmmmme onnnnnnnnnn>blacks see this glass, and call it half empty>what i see is a glass a black should be filling!*calls slave to fill glass before toast**slave completes simple task*>MAKING IT FULL!*head kicks black out of the room*>cheers to the slave race!>and all hail the king of heavyweights!
>>152201966i saw a dutch sight talking about how he was talking. ill trust you, tell your source i want tarec saffiedine back. he owns me a ko win
>>152201728>mfw Gane vs Rico for the vacant hw belt after Thom is kicked out of the UFC by Dana.
Rico takes Tom down and brutally GnPs him
Poke Ricos eyesWeclome to UFC bitch
Rico vs Gane would be a good fight
nuke South Africa. nuke South African gambling bookies and drug dealers. nuke Liverpool. nuke the UFC. nuke "The Line" in Saudi Arabia. Revive Pride GP. Bring back Lenne Hardt as announcer. Fight Fairy as the ringside doctor. Hijabi milfs with belly bumps as ring girls. Everyone has kind eyes. Post Ibogaine McGregor as CEO. Nuke Tel Aviv.
>>152202228
Waldo vs Tom UFC White House, where you at Dana? WHERE YOU AT MOTHERFUCKER
they are gonna have undertaker come out in full biker taker gear and turban and choke slam dana to signify the end of everything we used to enjoy bappas. I'm scared
nothing but queers fags and idiots in mma anymore. except for jiri prochazka. let's go for that.
how shook was gane that he gouged the eyes despite piecing up tom for a round? tom coulda fought but nigga a man of principal. shant be fighting at an unfair disadvantage he said. also, how fucked is society that people hate tom 100 times more than jon who *checks notes* heemed a pregnant lady with his car. for what? having principals? yeesh
>>152197585>all dagi rats are nft scammer faggolas>kabob>cumshot who's next? probably poomar if I had to guess
>>152202367gumar is robin hood pilled
umar vs figgy btw
Rico vs Poatan
Farted my WALKOUT MUSIC awakehttps://youtu.be/-6cXOQq6ewA
>>152202329You sound like a whiney bitch who shouldn't be watching bloodsports have you heard of AEW?
I think back to Nate Marquardt and I'm just blown away knowing if he was here today he'd fucking clean house at middleweight. MMA began regressing when Dana got hot for baccha bazzi
Do you think you’re better off aloneDo you think you’re better off alone
>>152202406based
garth is going to get heemd
ONE nothings wrong with me
>>152202416You know what the fuck I'm talking about! Nate ""THE GREAT" was a fucking force to be reckoned with, he stopped a prime Tygums Woodley in his tracks while his mother screamed for a voodoo revival, love that guy
>>152202434>lemme tell u baby>lemme tell u baby, that youre wrong>lemme heem you >lemme heem you to the floor>im gonna do a backflip on you baby>oh im gonna do a backflip on you >feel the motion baby>im so blind baby>so blind with cage rage baby>lemme luh u>lemme luh u baby >oh yeah
>>152202476and his uppercut on twood in strikeforce.
Damian Mayo was supposed to be this unstoppable jiujitsu force (fake ability) and Nate said no I will not let you hump me or single leg me for two rounds, I will hit you now and BLAMMO it's over. Why don't fighters do this now?
If we (the human race) ever invented a "turning-into-woman-machine", Ian Garry for probably become quite fuckable, if smelly. Real shame.
>>152202476the entire fucking card that cunt screamed. randy wuz der
>>152202492that's the one I meant, the knuckle dredge from hell uppercut that split tybums face nearly in two
>>152202500I think nate the great putting tyrom woodley in his place was one of the best stories I ever saw in mma. His mama tried to use mental boon warfare, but Nate just didnt care ears too closed from cauliflower to hear and ended him
>>152202513he was super religious at this point. i wish he wouldve kept it up, but he was 40 fights deep at the first third of his 30's. he still got a nice ko on the barncat tho later on. >>152202502you were right i was retarded and sent it early. the card only had the two finishes but huge names. every fighter did something, good, or meh. jason high pushed a ref and got cut lol
words cant describe his mothers screeching, and i get it, dats her baby. this was everything the arena wanted. fuck you t wood lmao
Woodley has been retired for years b you need to let it go
suga sean gonna song ye dong
Off to heem some ginger minge>>152202408Based gigiposter
suga dean
>>152202588im out of touch my fellow American and I know what you mean, I dipped out of ufc and came back and they were on 4 diff channels. I can't handle that
>>152201381>striking only combat sportYou dumb fat fuck, there are shitloads of those allready.
>>152202495I think you'd be surprised...
>>152199212>jobs
Gmhh
guys help me what the fuck is there to look forward to I'm about to take a shit freeze it and hurl it at Dana when he eat taco on street
>>152202633why is this so much funnier than it being from south asia
>>152202654>look forward too paramount plus dying. lost my viewership the day they booked volk/lopes 2
why are his eyes so tight? does it make you a better fighter?
>>152196160am i weird :D
zombulmanap will come for Khabib
Just heemed my wallet by buying a gaming PC.Really sad because i won't be able to buy the next PPV.....
whose gonna tell him
>>152202954there are no good games so why? you could've bought several year-long Paramount Plus subscriptions with that.
>>152202672Good for me, that. Fighters, both grapplers and strikers are going to learn a valuable lesson. That if you want to win your fights via running out the clock, then you're gonna need boxing level winstreaks to get to the title. Get fucked. They should go to PFL and see how much they'll get paid and how often they'll fight..
>>152203078>DAS NO' FAIR I BELIEBEYE DESERVE TI'O SHO' NEGGX! DAS 20 FIGHTS IN A W'OH!!! IM A VICTIM INNIT!!!!
yanvantairatalbottjan
>>152203136>lands 500 punches>can't finishlmao
>>152196685The UFC are clearly angling for Paddy to win so they can set up the fated grudge match between him and Topuria at the White House. Gaethje could spoil that, but at the end of the day, he's a 37 year old Lightweight who has notoriously bad defence on the ground, Paddy is a nightmare matchup if he's actually able to get Gaethje down
Post schaub's wife
ugh no card so no choice but to go to the strip club with the thatched roof and drink tequila soda watching bantu bandas bounce and shiver ... and can't go back to my gym since i fucked up things with doe eyes so badly. ultimately it's kill yourself saturday bros, you know what to do.
Post Miami Syndrone (PMS)
https://youtube.com/shorts/Y7qxDPg0FQk?si=u2T--Td1wBe2EVHo
>>152203185You think they're gonna do Spanish vs English at the White House?
>>152203254
schaub’s wife
Putting medicine in my glasses to harden my eye test skills
schaub’s meng
I dont see eye to eye with my old man
bruce buffer is trash ... i know fifteen meth addled homeless who could rev you ten times more before a beatdown than that cialis ghoul ever could.
>>152201381hes a fat liar
>>152196616I don't believe this shit is real.They can't be that stupid.
Need a sneed version https://youtu.be/7yaU0qXlgbo?si=S3JlKDWTFT-agzDa
>>152203708https://youtube.com/watch/dv676P0UjY4?si=-u7YsqFUGWawVYLL
>>15220377921savage is the only good thing to come out of that island since oliver cromwell
>>152203798Charles Darwin
>TOMALA ASSPAINALL... YOU'RE FIRRRRRED
Anyone else think its weird dana white has been in the ufc for like 30 years but weve never seen him fight??
>Question for Ilia, how does it feel to get cucked ?
>>152203966>*FIRST question for Iliaftfy, don't ever disrespect the goat
https://youtube.com/watch/CMmEn9APS8c?si=IPsmD6vWch25bF3F?
>>152204078
>>152204094
>>152204078Jesus fucking christ the glazing never ends with these retards
>>152203997>muh productReal tired of these types. They don't like anything they show up to complain and cheer on collapse.
Do muzzies think all women are like medusa?
>>152204078if islam looked at a woman for even a microsecond he would fly in a rapish fever and ravage every woman in a 50km radius. and this is strength somehow? more impressed by gandhi sleeping beside his naked and nubile niece than this dog cone shit desu.
remember when there used to be some fighters from NZ lol
>>152204112No. Their prophet knew he was dealing with some real braniacs so he built in a system where they won't even see bare female skin because such a sight would lead to rape mobs.
>>152204181Izzy and uhh... no i dont.
>>152204112hard to blame the brazzas when the first occidental bitch they meet is nina drama and a bevy of ring girls
>>152199721Eddie Alvarez the only fighter to win both belts in Bellator and UFC.
>>152204228I can still hear Joey Diaz's incoherent screaming
>>152204228lost his belt to chandler btw btw btw sighh
Frank Castle
>>152204297For me? It's Thomas Jane.
Frank En Passant
Frank En Berry
seeing Colin Farrell with a beard is off-putting
linguistically speaking, you could argue that glasses are medicinal in effect. Due to the lenses correcting your vision ("healing" the "malady" of poor eyesight)
What is this glasses debacle
>>152204379The Fighting nerds are all on prescription pills
>>152204379Spammy found some black person thing on Twitter so he's sharing it with us for 48-72 hours.
When Godrab wins on the 6th of December, who the fuck does he fight next? my guess>Volk fights lopes wins or loses>Volk retires>Godrab goes up a weight
>>152204412lopes is too wild for merab i think he fucks his shit up and chins him
>>152204078ok this is going to my islam makhachev awkward moments collection
>>152204392You mean some nigger babble?
>>152204435Yeah maybe, but it still avoids the question. Godrab has literally cleared the division and is running out of options
>>152204479That's your word b I'm not allowed to say it
>>152204492now that shitmaker proved he has nothing to give, movsar vs merab would be interesting i think
>152204567yeah I knew it was spams
>>152204543You're scared of some nigger janny?
my arm hurts
everybody has autism in Yorgos' movies
Periodt
>>152204592I was speaking culturally you're essentially north african so you're permitted
If Islam had looked upon that woman what would have happened
>>152204774Death Destruction and Devastation
we are here btwhttps://vkvideo.ru/video-18256888_456239043click it
>>152204788aw hell nah that shit got a virus, ip tracker and everything
>my cockhead is pinkI'll believe it when I see it.
>>152204826>cockhead is pinkeveryone's is hahaha. what colour is the rest of you?
>>152204839Mr. Bones can i get an autograph
>>152204802they say security service might call you a visit if you click a russian link
ppv? no we hev russian link brazza
Fax we do if different
>>152203078This mindset is legit going to kill MMANo matter what you say, this is a sport. Excitement should not factor in to these things, it should never factor. Imagine going "the miami heat are more entertaining than the boston celtics, so the heat should move on to the playoffs over them even if the celtics are the better team" "Ireland is more entertaining than Bosnia even though Bosnia far outperformed them in their group, so Ireland is moving forward" "John Jacob is a more entertaining wrestler than Schmagomed Mechdedov so we're giving him the good medal"It's completely ridiculous, why are we even having fights if we're just going to ignore the results to stack the deck in favor of fighters we have arbitrarily decided are better. Why have rankings, why have championships, if all that is going to be ignored in the name of 'entertainment'. At this point, why even have real fights, why not just script everything for the most 'entertaining' out come possibleIt's a short sided, inbred, retard freak mindset born from a ill-advised attempt to try to capture the tiktok generation. Fuck you.
>>152204888Winning in spectacular fashion is entertaining. Heeming is winning in spectacular fashion. Ergo, heeming is entertaining. Ergo, heemers deserve title shots. Vis a vis, grapples do not heem ergo they are boring ergo they do not get title shots.Simple as.
was the fuck you at the end necessary
>>152204882some say this isnt mma related but i disagree
>>152204851You clearly haven’t seen as many cocks as I have t. chaser
>>152204981what other colours do they come in b ?
>>152204094>>152204098>>152204099I hate Indians so fucking much
Why has thread quality doubled since last week?
Authorities confirmed late Tuesday that former UFC champion B.J. Penn was found unresponsive at his Hilo residence, the victim of what officials first suspected to be a sudden complication of long-term head trauma. Yet in a development that has stunned both the medical community and the public, the State Forensic released preliminary findings showing no presence of CTE, no degenerative lesions, and no heavy trauma pattern consistent with Penn’s long and brutal career. Instead, examiners noted “acute blunt-force injury inconsistent with accidental cause,” prompting a quiet but immediate escalation of the investigation. These results reignite questions Penn raised for years, claims once dismissed as delusional, concerning identity fraud, intrusion, and a shadow network targeting his family. While officials refused to comment on whether foul play is suspected, neighbors report a sudden increase in unmarked vehicles stationed near the Penn estate, and lights burning at odd hours in the back wing of the property the family claims had been closed off since 2023. Authorities have not yet stated who, exactly, resides there now.
>>152205069>5'9"smdh never stood a chance
>>152204078i also can’t look women in the face. had no idea my nafs were so strong
>>152196121WE LOVE YOU GOAT
In a game of ouchies every bop matters.
Don't drink bros, enjoy the pain
Nah fuck that!
>>152205619it's chimp behavior look it up
>>152205619Khamzat and Islam are both shy boys makes sense
how jubli would hit the flying triangle on khabib
>>152206250Why do they wave their arms before the jump
Which one of you is this
>>152206264it's me you win the game you can stop posting twitter screenshots
>>152206257one of those thingsgymnasts move their arms around even when not in play because it feels weird not to, theres also a superstitious element
>>152206317Good afternoon sarr
>>152206340good afternoon to you, too
Cso
Crocop esque
It was never my dream to be an MMA fighter. But it was my dream to marry a Japanese WMMA fighter. Alas, it has not happened.
>>152205069>spookysend in a crack team to extract penn, and retrieve the title.
>>152206430Please be making the way back to Bharat sarr
Conor was and still is the GOAT
Belel should be cut
>>152206547thats antisemitic
>>152206534Conor has no good wins. As does Khabib and Islam. The only thing that matters is aura and impact
There are basically no good fighters in MMGay besides maybe Khamzat and even he sucks. Boxing>>>>>>
*feints the double jab*
>>152206489Easiest way to bang models is to get into photography maybe leave your house if you wanna meet women
>>152204094>very weak irish catholic>towards others is off the scale>>152204098>jealous of ilia cause he is a successful alpha handsome boy>excuse me? thats very insulting. i am a father of 4>>152204099>just by doing this, hespected his own brazza, that mazza, that mazzas fazza, brazza...
>>152206601*feints right hand into body lock, slams you to the ground*
>>152206601*throws a left hook**lands flush because you aimlessly feinted twice in midrange for no reason**knocks your ass out*
>>152206615Models aren’t going to bang a random photographer unless you’ve got serious clout and influence
>>152206654bappa, respectfully, you don't know shit about anything
>>152206601*gets heemed by your feint*
>>152206654The photography is just a means to build a rapport and work towards a more intimate relationship
>>152206671Yeah you’re right models are definitely going to bang a random photographer with no clout when they could be banging rich bankers, handsome trust fund chads, and influential celebrities
>>152206615*easiest way to get a rape charge
*pulls guard*
Just talk to the black girls in the manga section at books a million. Don't tell them you're into ufc
>>152206716yeah you're just seething now next time don't come in just looking to argue b
Heh wait until I get my camera out these models will be all over me
Gonna start recording girls with my iPhone to get their numbers
>>152206759>the model "all over" you? jon jones for 25 minutes.
>>152206486I'm glad head-kicks are making a comeback.
he'll be on this for at least a week y'welcome
>>152203997we already know who the best is, he was cut for a reason.
do you guys think the neet bong is deformed looking
tom should be glad he didnt fight jones... Lewis/Gane book it
>>152206834>do i? >i mean thats more subjective.>we gotta lotta great fights coming up, that will be it for questions.>thanks for coming out
>mma journalist: Um, uh, Dana, uh, over here! Uh, Dana, uh, after [fighter a]'s performance, are you considering booking him against [fighter b] on [numbered UFC event]?>Dana: Yeah, I don't talk matchmaking until Monday.Half of every post fight presser.
Paddy submits arman effortlessly, no way he'd survived the shit hooker did to him if that was Paddy instead, shoots a bum ass double and gets guillotined by strong Paddy 1st round
>>152206936Arman is retired, stop taling about him.
Famous for his guillotine that Paddy Pimplett
does Topuria have a fucked up career? never seen less hype for an undefeated two weight champion who cold KOs elite fighters
>>152206834this is what i imagine any heem personality to look like (except sneed he's hot and cool)
Frank Yeager heems Sneed lets be honest
>gets retired by wifemany such cases.
>>152206988usyk is still fighting tho
>>152206988>Khabibs towel mazza told him to quitwhy does pussy have such a tight hold over the greats
>>152206972Sneed we've all seen what you look like. You could be related to that dude
One day my wife will tell me to put up my Baskin Robbins apron and I'll say yes honey
>>152206999>huh.. good question, no really, good question>"why have i not brought usyk to the UFC?">WELL LETS SEE YOU FUCKING GOOF>the guys a world fucking heavyweight boxer, i dont have a boxing business>im in the M-M-A business, you hear me back there?>mixed-martial-arts. not this bob arum rag teag bullshit promotion that only does money fights>i put together 140+ fight cards a years with me, and my fucking crew>bringing up fucking boxing, gib me a fuggin break>next question
that cocksucker Merle almost ruined heems boy Poatan
Go Bucks!
>>152207061how's that 'no chama' working for her?
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>>152207061Poatan is not my boy. He is, respectfully, a fraudulent champion. He's lucky he has made a full UFC run without fighting a single grappler
His Excellency, GOAT for Life, Undefeated Undisputed LHW and HW Champion of the World, Baptised, Mister Jonathan Dwight Jones, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the MMA in the UFC in General and America in Particular
>>152207097LHW cancels out grappling
>>152207103>Undefeated Undisputedreyes won though
>>152207109nah, Khamzat kills him in 1 roundold man Jones comes back and kills him in 3 roundsJailton cuts down and kills him in 2
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Someone at Pornhub has Khabib and Islam's pornhub search data, and we must find that person.
I think bisping vs gsp was the last time I was legitimately hyped for a fight. I guess I'm a racist I say with fear.
>>152207137>khamzatcouldn't finish a mw >jonesgay and gonna get knocked out on the White House lawn>jailton pffft
Jones ducked prime Hendo. all you need to know about the fucking bum
Jones is not gay
>>152207155he ducked Rumble twicethat big motherfuvker would've killed him
>>152207151>Zesty Bones Jonesso gay he beats the shit out of other men to mask it
>>152207155shiett nigga id duck hendo too
>>152204617She cute
>>152207170Rumble is weird. Can get UD'd by WW's them stops cutting weight (poorly) and regains all his power lmao
A-K-Gay Kickboxing Academy
>>152207159a family friend works private security and he said jones was one of the weirdest clients he's had. didnt push further than that.
Hi
Aspinall has a retarded child and has his dad take him to the doctor's
>>152207222>>152207222>>152207222
>>152207220>didnt pushshouldve pummeled in then, much safer.
>>152207151khamzat 25 min humiliation ritual is exactly what pereira needs
