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Mammoth Edition
>>152194724
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1st for Gary
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>>152198302
sorry I already baked the thread before seeing your post
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2nd for give me your offers on Quinn Hughes.
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bud won
trb lost
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>>152198306
being a prodigy on a losing team will do that to a man
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Go Blackhawks!
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holy soulless
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>>152198338
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>>152198328
Thank you anyway for making a new thread. I'll learn to accept, maybe even love the Mammoth one day.
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>>152198407
I'm surprised they've never accidentally shown a player nude
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>>152198415
I'll make a columbus thread in your honor soon :)
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>>152198418
No chance. Nhl players get half-way dressed at home.
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Can you find the puck?
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>>152198293
>THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO PUCK
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>>152198438
Never knew that
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>yzerplan
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what's going on with the laffs this season
>they're shit
yeah but specifically
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>>152198543
the forwards, defence, goaltending, coaching, and management suck
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I like how the mammoths have completely overshadowed the coyotes in such a short amout of time.
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>>152198543
Matthews is kill, the D was never good after Rielly, and Marner was stirring the drink all along
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>>152198576
the who?
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>>152198578
>after Rielly
he is their worst
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>>152198594
https://youtu.be/rIbMbXjbW98?list=RDrIbMbXjbW98
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>>152198566
At least the zamboni drivers are good right?
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>>152198621
fool me once? shame on your
fool me twice? won't get fooled again
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>>152198594
Exactly.
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>>152198566
>>152198578
oh. well at least the problems are clear, surely they aren't being delusional.
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>>152198603
Lmao if true, but I was under the impression in the previous decade or so he was the only good thing going on back there
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>>152198543
Treliving spent the Marner money on 3 borderline AHLers and Matthews is a shell of himself, Rielly has gotten a year older and become even worse, Carlo was clearly playing injured and wouldn’t hit anybody before he was taken off, Benoit has been given more ice time and it’s made him worse, Tanev is hurt and old and he was the true #1 defenceman last season. Stolarz was forced to start the season playing the most consecutive games he’s ever played. They also are even softer than they were last season and don’t stick up for each other and don’t hit as much despite berube wanting them to play dump n chase.
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benn scaaaaaar
tie game in dallas, Texas
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>>152198709
Christ, they're the Oilers. Fitting
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robo lessss gooooo
future team USA forward
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>>152198578
>>152198603
Rielly is fucking awful. guy made a career off of one (1) 20 goal season. He has maybe the worst wobbly duck wrist shot in the NHL and he insists on shooting it off of guys shinpads every powerplay.
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>>152198723
The oilers have at least played for a championship in my lifetime and won something in my father’s. mcdavid has heart it’s admirable
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sid. ney. cros. by.
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>>152198766
>championship
saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
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>>152198576
Forced Jew shit
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>>152198621
https://youtu.be/Vczq0HbgEZo
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>>152198330
How could the Oilers get Hughes
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>>152198709
They try to play a dump and chase game, but then they play passively without the puck.
It makes no sense.
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>>152198813
trade for the other hughes brothers first
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>>152198578
>>152198603
>>152198738
Reilly is turbo shit, bud never hits, all he does is wave his stick at the other team like a pussy prick, and causes most of the scoring chances to happen, buddy does nothing useful
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>Getting word that bud's recent play is catching the eye of Hockey USA in anticipation of Milan. Insiders indicting there's some life to these murmurings.
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>>152198822
Reminds me of the Babcock days a little bit. during those series against boston they’d face a little adversity and just transform into the worst dump and no chase team you’d ever seen. It’s like they’re scared
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>>152198852
They do play scared, they get rid of the puck as soon as they have it, and they don't set up any plays.
Problem is, this is no different than last year, but the talent carried them through the season, now they have less talent and worse defense through and through.
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The leafs need that Orr-Komarov-McLaren line back for some juice. Also bring back Grabovski for some speed and skill up the middle
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>Hockey Canada seeing possible situation where bud dons the maple leaf next February. Inroads being made but Americans remains unconcerned.
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How do you accidentally land a right hook on your own guy?
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>>152198868
I can’t say I’d agree with that, they were a top 10 goals against team for the first time in years last season. Clearly something was working. you can talk all you want about strategy but the absolute truth is the roster is constructed like shit. They have 2 decent forward lines and 2 lines of absolute nobodies. How can you be a hard nosed forechecking team when you’re genuinely throwing out easton cowan who looks like he’s 13 years old on your top line and he’s somehow easily one of your best forwards
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>>152198978
Isn't it obvious? They were missing Nylander.
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>Crosby open to playing alongside bud despite past disagreements.
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TUSKS

UP!!!!!!!
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>>152199006
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>>152198794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pszv4AggJVw
do other sports do montages for the ploffs?
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Gary made the call
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>>152198978
It's fine to not agree, what I saw last year was a disjointed team that lucked into goals through sheer talent. They did not coordinate like a team, and they main D core was healthier, after not getting steam rolled by playoff Panthers. Also, the loss of their defensive coach was HUGE.
I also heard they were trying to emulate how the Panthers played at first, so everyone was kinda fucked up on that, especially after such a good season.
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Soderblom is legitimately unplayable
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>"We need him" says anonymous Hockey Canada member, "it would change everything."
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>>152199038
cope and seethe Ahmed
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>>152199000
Nylander is basically the swedish Phil Kessel. Speedy winger who doesn’t really take a hard stride in his own end. but you need guys like that who can put the puck in the net. nobody’s asking ovi or kuch to block shots. had an argument with a boomer the other day at lunch he was talking about how Nylander was the worst player on the team some people you just can’t argue with
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>>152199031
Where's the kino ones from the SCF from last year
LAY IT OOOOON THE LIIIIINE
Also the one day they played fuckin BILLY TALENT, that was kino
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>the city of Salt Lake City
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¡viva estrellas!
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1 point for the Penguins
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Laffsbros...
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>>152199031
they played limelight before game 1 of the world series on snet it was kino
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genius play there by the penguins
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>>152199041
I think a big reason why they lost to florida is they had to match up the domi mcmann holmberg line up against marchand lundell and listerene they basically got caved in every shift
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Soul
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>>152199126
I'm getting one, hate fanatics but they're too kino
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My Pens (:
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>>152199060
Nylander looks awful in their end. I know he was always not too keen on that aspect of playing hockey. Berube can't seem to take that into account and protect him.
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>>152199131
controversial take: fanatics jerseys are fine if you get premium and stay away from breakaway or w/e they're called.
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>>152199126
he should still be suspended
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>>152199276
I feel like berube is the only coach the leafs have had that actually likes and understands nylander though. once again I think it’s a roster issue. they have a lot of guys who are equally as putrid defensively so you can’t shelter him
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these are fucking based the stars are still gay though
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could wyatt BE anymore of a pp babby?
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>>152199444
shut up chandler, you overdosed in a hot tub faggot ass loser
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>>152199385
You know who was pretty underrated defensively? Mitch Marner
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>>152199498
he was murdered and a friend of the general so watch your tone pal
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>>152199498
KWAB
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>>152199504
he finished top 10 in selke voting multiple times I don't think he was underrated
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my canesies won while I was getting a haircut
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>>152199549
>not watching your team
>Carolina fan
checks out
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>>152199504
Nobody’s doubting marner’s a great player guy sees the ice like no one else but he’s got a swollen head and he’s not worth 12 mil. guy went like 20 games without scoring a goal in the playoffs. I’m sure he can do alright in vegas but he’s playing with dogs who know how to win and they’re not going to put up with his shit he is in for a rude awakening come april
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the menace of the lucan tim horton's
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>>152199653
I once got a sour cream glazed donut from that very timmies that rhino crashed into
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>>152199631
>he is in for a rude awakening come april
understatement, I can see him getting jumped in the shower prison style
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fug, Wild had some native american commentator stream and I missed it
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>finnish goaltending
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>>152199631
won't matter if the MY knighties keep losing games. they're on that carolina shit where they outshoot their opponents every game but lose anyway >:(
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>>152199604
cope I was watching the game on my phone
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What is the point of this team?
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My penguins (:
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>>152199748
>they're on that carolina shit where they outshoot their opponents every game but lose anyway >:(
except that OUR canesies still end up winning most of those
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STARS WIN!!!!
ggs mammy bros
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>>152199126
I’ve already ordered one
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!!! STARS WIN !!!
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very funny that after all the talk, the marnerless laffs vs marnerful knights both turned out to be complete marner
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>>152199842
feeder team
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>>152199927
>complete marner
what
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avs get exposed tomorrow
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>>152199842
garys first fiance who he never married allegedly cucked him with some other member of the tribe in the 90s. she was from buffalo.
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>SHITcongo BlackCOCKS getting beat by TRASHville REDDITors
Kek what a fucking shit team.
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>>152199444
Well shit someone’s gotta score on it don’t they?
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>>152199949
Newfag pls
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>>152198418
>>152198438
Have you either of you actually ever played organised hockey?
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>>152199993
das rite
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>>152199927
Maybe Marner is cursed. Maybe his dad is like the Annabelle Doll or something
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>>152198543
Matthews best years are genuinely behind him. The core 4 is realistically the core 2.5 with Marner gone and Matthew playing like shit. Marner was one of the best playmakers in the NHL and they gave him away for a bag of pucks. Stollarz isn't as good as they need him to be and Rielly is like Bouchard without the offensive capability.
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how can anyone hate Marner? he's elite
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Maybe this will be the year they finally blow up the Leafs and do a true top to bottom rebuild.... I can only hope.
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What a random ass top ten. Dallas will catch Colorado soon too.
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paul marner is the protagonist of the nhl
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>>152199188
>>152199845
based
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>>152200211
I feel sorry for him. His dad is like Joe Jackson or Jon Benet Ramsey’s mom.
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>>152200226
our ducks in the ploffs every year from now on
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>>152200248
They deserve it they’ve been playing great. Sharks aren’t there yet but next year I can see them making it.
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Where all muck quackas at?
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>>152198766
>Championship
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>>152200306
Yeah nigga the 4 Nations Faceoff Championship
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>>152200223
Did they not literally just do that to get matthews and marner
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>>152200320
*unofficial gary tourny
*split with USA
Leaf cope is the best cope
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>>152200344
Hmm looks pretty official to me
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>>152200344
Just wait until they steal the fake mid-season cup the NBA's Gary came up
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>>152200403
with
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>>152200344
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Put Robertson on team USA you cowards
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>>152200344
the mid-tier cope is that the russians should have been invited in order for it to have been a proper best-on-best tournament

the high-tier (correct) cope is that the officiating favored the canadians so strongly that uncalled infractions decided the game
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lol
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>>152200510
>uncalled infractions
like what
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Crosby is unparalleled. He's the best player of the 21st century
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>>152200644
Grass is green
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my starsies :)
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Huomenta but the opposite
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>>152200660
Vibes are much better this year. Harley looking kinda fat tho hopefully he can start skating again soon.
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>>152199842
Buffalo makes sense as a location for a hockey team. It's a city where hockeys relatively popular and is of decent size. It just sucks they are absolute garbage.
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>>152200697
too much in and out and tex mex for that young man
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>>152200063
Mother fucker acting all high and mighty because his team has consistently gotten into the playoffs for the past 4 years. Say bro, when was the last time you got a cup?
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kwasoftpusy
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>>152200717
He’s after that frozen pizza sponsorship
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>>152200758
MacKinnon could never
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>>152200615
the fact he responds at all is quite telling
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>>152200822
my thoughts too. it eats at him. i know it, you know, he knows it.
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>>152200792
MacKinnon will be a spokesperson for his favorite chickpea pasta
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>>152200859
MackBitchon is already a spokesperson, for vagisil.
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>>152200758
Based
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>durrrrrrr y did dey gibs him so much monies?
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>>152200822
He’s clearly upset
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>>152200907
I'd love to know too
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>>152200921
take the cock out of your ass, and watch the game some time.
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Can he make team Russia at 44 years old?
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>>152200937
Seems mighty expensive for a pp merchant
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>>152200702
They would do better across the border
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My Canucks lost to the Sharks like 6 hours ago and I'm still upset about it.
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>>152200963
He should've told his best bud Vladdy Putin to stop the invasion and the war 2 years ago if his dream was to win an Olympic gold medal.
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>>152201071
Maybe they should have scored on one of the 4 powerplays they got in the third.
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>gary told me it was /ouryear/
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>>152201144
That's what bothers me the most. They had to get at least one point with all the powerplays they were gifted. But they just SUCK and there's no reason why. They should be good on paper.
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>>152199019
The truth hurts but he has to learn somehow. Shame a virtual puppet had to be the one to get the message across.
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THE WALL OF SAINT PAUL STRIKES AGAIN

WILD WIN! WILD WIN! WILD WIN!
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>>152201281
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>>152201201
Maybe if these cock suckers weren't getting into drama all the time, maybe they wouldn't suck.
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>>152200336
it was a shit rebuild, time to try again
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>>152201201
I can't imagine hearing Rutherford say the team is having a fire sale because they are so shit is doing anything for morale.
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>>152200336
>>152201375
Same in Vancouver when they got EP40 and Hughes. But when you're intended top players hits 30 like the aforementioned, Auston Matthews and Marner has, AND you haven't been able to put together a winning team that free agents wants to sign at, it is indeed time for a rebuild.
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knights lost again god damn it
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>>152201454
ha ha!
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>>152201478
based mitch!
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>>152201375
>>152200336
>>152201409
>canucks fucked up with EP and hughes
>toronto fucked up with marner and matthews
>flames fucked up with gaudreau and tkachuk
>jets fucked up with hellebuck and scheifele
>oilers somehow fucked up with mcdavid and draisaitl
>ottawa and montreal no doubt a few years away from the same
How to canadian teams keep fucking this up?
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>>152201454
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>>152201496
no milly
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>>152201494
no fear of death
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>>152201511
we don't call those that here now
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>>152201529
if you would please consult the file name, you will see that we do call those that here
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>>152201494
No one wants to pay taxes in Canada, not even Canadian players. So they are only able to re-sign star players to more money than they're worth and not able to bring in good support pieces: 1. Because star players in Canada are overpaid = less money to depth and 2. The best depth players want to pay taxes in America.
>>152201499
Don't know what that means CWAB (Copey What A Bitch)
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>>152201487
still don't know who the fuck that's supposed to be
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>>152201494
Canadians play hockey to escape Canada like black people play basketball to escape the ghetto.
If you finally hit it big but then got drafted to the Section 8 Dunkers you'd be demoralized too.
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>>152201539
cope the "d" stands for "don't"
>>152201549
and yet, still, no milly
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>>152201494
canucks don't belong, their rosters weren't anywhere close to as good as the other ones you listed
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boutta buy a new warsher
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>>152201494
How indeed
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>>152200990
You'd know all about being a peepee merchant. you faggot.
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>>152201494
hasbs don't fuck up anymore
next stop is the cup
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slopdown was cancelled
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>>152201689
give it back
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>>152201086
based
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>reigning champions are up 2-0 in the first 4 minutes of the game against the worst ranked team
>They end up losing

Was it hubris that killed the cat?
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You have to browse /hoc/ with a dynamic IP because there's a redditor jannie
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>>152201719
hoob and weegs denied florida smuggies win
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>>152201719
saddledome retardulator field took a little while to kick in
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>>152201702
give what back?
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>>152201639
True. It's coming home.
>>152201722
That fag is a mod.
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>>152201752
sorry forgot pic
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>>152201732
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>>152201760
the chevrolet good deeds cup
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>>152201722
idk my phone has dynamic ip and the various ips all eventually get banned for cp
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>No guys, the habs are gonna win this year. Trust me
This is just the same shit >laffs do every year
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>>152201702
suck it.
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>>152201817
present them
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Gary will never allow the cup to come north of the border. Not until he retires, or is dead. He will not forsake the pact he has made with the elder gods.
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>>152199126
Got mine
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>Stars win
>VagASS loses
>ASSvs lose
Feels so good
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>>152201887
no milly dilly
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Get fucked canucks
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I've reviewed who could trade for quinn hughes and I've decided the canucks are completely screwed as there's no one but the devils that makes sense
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>>152201848
Dream of them.
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>>152201904
you're making /hoc/ worse
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>>152201904
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>Flames
>Stars
>Canadians
>Ducks
I think these are the 4 teams that I see get the most support here.
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>>152201086
shut up bitch
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khzTMqGIOG4
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>>152201945
probably the most jobless/alcoholic fanbases
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>>152201967
67 checked
wtf
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>>152201968
pretty good deal for 2024
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>>152201945
We have all kinds but most are abject cowards that vanish when >their team is doing badly.
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>>152201925
Good.
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>>152201927
>1993
kwab
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>>152202003
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>>152202003
I know you're underage
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>>152202012
this is the only one of those sorts of pictures i don't have filtered
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>>152202026
FRIGG OFF RANDY
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*breaks your ankles, unc*
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>>152201993
I'm aware, but those are the teams that I noticed get support no matter what. I guess they're the /hoc/ teams. But what draws so many /sp/artans to them? Is it the history, the players, the way they play?
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>>152202076
all stan lee champies
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i honestly have no fucking idea how allvin still has a job and there arent even whispers of his job being at jeopardy yet. that bald retard has wasted 4 years of quinn hughes at his prime and only made it into the playoffs 1 time and it was basically a fluke. i hope swedes never get to manage in the nhl ever again after this clown gets fired.
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>>152202106
>L E A R N T O P L A Y H O C K E Y
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>>152202099
And neither have won a cup in the last 20 years
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>>152202135
many such cases
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i think the only thing bettman hasnt done yet is touch the wall. look at recent cup winners then look at The Map. thats who hes trying to give the game too
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i really dont think its just a (((coincidence))) that gary has clowns like allvin, bowman, conroy, shannahan, treliving, francis, yzerman, or guerin locked in longterm into northern markets.
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>>152202113
>Patrik Allvin
>Swede
lol
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>>152202113
I have no idea how we're almost in december andt here still hasn't been a single coach or gm firing
Despite some of the worst on-ice performances in recent history
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>>152202014
I'm calling the FBI to tell them of your illegal fetish.
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>>152202187
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>>152202205
>I have no idea
Take a look at the standings and perhaps you'll understand why.
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>>152202226
>t.
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>>152202227
we don't look at the standings after the tranpa incident
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>>152202233
kek, yeah, that got 'em.
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Top 10 and Bottom 10 teams as of today

>4 Gary teams in the top 10
>5 Canada teams in the bottom 10

really makes one ponder
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>>152202274
>the two cup finalists from the last 2 seasons are in the bottom 10
grim
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>>152202274
Man, Panthers fell off hard.
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they should only update the standings every 6 games. who gives a shit 1/4 of the way through the season. games dont matter until they do
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Just watched Will Hunting and I'm going to be completely tbhon I didnt really understand it
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>>152202412
all that matters is the elliott smith tracks
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>>152202412
matt damon power fantasy
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>>152202412
my wife farts :)
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>>152202274
really happy for the pens and ducks, hope they keep it going
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>>152202441
I'm not driving across the country for pussy but I also have the power of not being 5'7
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>>152200859
I'm 90% certain my mother buys the same brand of chickpea pasta as him
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>>152201001
In Hamilton or Niagara? Niagaras too small and no one in Southern Ontario cheers for anyone but the leafs
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State (Canada) sponsored league in China to grow the game and rival the KHL
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>>152202412
It's about realising your potential. He's super smart but he doesn't believe in himself and then his psychiatrist makes him believe in himself. La fin
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>>152202527
Shanghai Dragons exist though they play in St Petersburg
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This is what i think of your pathetic "sport"
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>>152203127
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>>152203127
I can't believe I'm saying this but somehow your sport is even more Indian than ours
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>blues score more than 2 goals and win in regulation.

We /playoffbound/ now
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Go Team Go!
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I would like to alert your attention to the fact that as it currently stands there are only 2 Canadian teams in the top 24 out of the 32 teams. Has Canada lost its game?
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I would like to alert your attention to the fact that as it currently stands there are only 2 Canadian teams in the top 24 out of the 32 teams. Has Canada lost its game?
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so this was all the laffs could get for their greatest ever player?? all so Marner could get an 8th year on his deal? The absolute cucks, should have let him walk for nothing (essentially what happened)
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>>152204141
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>>152204141
s-shut up! w-wait til Scott Laughton is back!
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>>152203127
MODS!!!
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this is not okay
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assves in 5
stors in 6
kongs in 7
knights in 5

debbies in 5
randies in 5
blots in 4
snes in 7
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>>152204691
if it's avalanche-devils final I will kill myself
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>>152204722
you didn't enjoy the ray bourque cup chase?
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>>152204691
>avs/stars vs. devils/canes/bolts
i hate you, gary
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>>152204141
He's been back for 4 games already and has 0 points (keeping pace with his season avg of 0 points).
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>>152205085
Sorry, this was meant for this
>>152204148
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one game away from the dreaded 007
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Forsberg recently stated he wants to freeze his body so they can wake him up in 400 years and fix his back and shoulder pain
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>>152205145
I was ready to be all.over your ass if it said 'ce soir'
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>>152205166
puck drop is at 4:30 pm in newfoundland
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>>152205377
>jean-guy
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Good morning you fucking queers and by that I mean Swedes
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>>152205495
I once mispronounced a strain of weed named that at a dispo and the chick corrected me in a very rude way
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>>152205121
What a pussy bitch faggot
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>>152205495
used to be but then I switched to khakis
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JEN
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>>152205827
They’re both shit
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>>152205827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXdNnw99-Ic
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c*ck fancer
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>>152199126
so sexy
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>>152206076
me?
hasbs/assves
laffs/pongs
W A R G A M E S
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>>152206098
thanks, you too
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>laffs
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>>152206076
Why are the Canadians never on CBC?
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>>152205827
Marner is checked out until the Olympics and Mathews is just checked out
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>>152206134
gallophobia
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>>152206157
Silver might be a stretch for us
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>>152206169
true
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I’d say today is a pretty big game for the Oilers
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>>152206169
That will be because of Eichel not Mathews
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>>152206225
Good strat but I would save it for the playoffs
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say "thank you, gary"
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My Stars won bros. They have gotten at least a point in 17 of the last 19 games.
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eat dick spanish dylan
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>>152206103
this but soccer and football as well, I'm like a pig in filth
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>soccer
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>>152206540
you need to take the Saturday morning soccer pill, if for nothing else the lack of commercials
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>>152206452
What’s crazy to me is how every AHLer called up right now has managed to elevate their game. They all have points. Theres no sense of urgency to rush anyone back.
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ouch!
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>>152206563
what's it on? tsn?
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>>152206169
true
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As the Olympics draws closer I’ve decided I don’t want anyone from my team to be picked. In a year like this the time to rest is more valuable.
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soccer is gay lol
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>>152206180
Yes big goals against.
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>>152206540
this is a good reaction face image do you mind if I save it and use it in other threads
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DE DEDEDEDE DEDEDEDE MIKKEL AAGAARD MIKKEL AAGARD
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>>152206587
my neighbour has a dodgy fire stick and I'm watching through her window
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With the win last night Oetter has tied Belfour in franchise wins
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oh look what time it is dylan is thinking /hoc/ is a dallas stars general
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>>152206750
Would you rather talk about my team’s recent successes or your team’s recent failures? Okay. Can we discuss how retarded Vegas was for discarding Pietrangelo? You can trace all their midness back to that decision.
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>>152206703
i encourage it
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Ed belfour was my guy as a child so I'll allow it (no images in leafs gear tho pls)
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>>152205827
this is when you realize the leafs are a mess and Marner isn't a fit for the Knights.
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>>152206861
But who would Marner be a good fit for though? Colorado maybe?
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>>152206963
Nobody that wants to win. He's allergic to contact.
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>>152206898
knights got dabbed on
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>>152207032
i would honestly punch someone wearing that jersey
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>>152206793
Dylan I'm a boomer penguins fan I've seen five (5) Lee's in my lifetime and got to watch Lemieux Jagr Crosby Malkin and Rico Fata
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>>152207043
You would break your limp wrist trying to punch that someone.
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>>152207094
That’s what I’d be saying too if I were you.
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>>152206963
He's perfect for a Pete deBoer's team.
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>>152207457
So true
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MANN MANN MANN MANN MANN MANN MANN MANN MANN MANN
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>>152207094
>and got to watch Lemieux Jagr Crosby Malkin and Rico Fata
You forgot Johan Hedberg.
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Name 3 teams/things that have surprised you so far.
>1
The ducks
>2
The Soilers collapse
>3
The amount of injuries to start the year and the effect they’ve had/not had on various teams
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>>152207790
How significantly worse Toronto ended up Marnerless.
I knew they were going to be worse but wew lad.
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>>152207930
The issue of tying too much moola up with a couple of players is really coming to a head this season in Edmonton and Toronto.
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>>152204691
>almost all bad guy teams

Minnesota is our last hope
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what you bozos don't see is Treliving is implementing the Money all strategy: they were never going to get someone to replace Marner and his 100 points, so they were smart and got five guys who can put up 20 points
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>>152208282
Moneyball*
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>>152208246
>blashill
>ded wongs
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>>152207685
there's a small town called Heidelberg and someone used spray paint to make it say Herbert
we love Moose here
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Finns, explain yourselves. Why have you put an extra line in the offensive zone on the ice?
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Okay fess up, which one of you Marnered themselves? The stench is unbearable.
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>>152208341
*make it say Hedberg
fuck autocorrect in the ass mang
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>>152208360
pelikaanien parvessa lentää ersowooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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>>152207685
>>152208341
MOOSE
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>>152208341
back when daveart wasn't shit
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>>152208366
just because you thought OT wins were Gary points doesn't mean you need to continue with this boring gimmick to compensate
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why do girls pay tickets to watch hockey if they're just on their phones the entire time
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>>152208786
To get attention from men, they don't actually care about the sport.
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>>152207930
>significantly worse Toronto
They're the same level of shit as last season, only with no lucky goaltending streak.
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>>152208847
This. Seguin was once notorious for having scouts in the audience
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knights play toknight
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>>152208786
>why do girls
A pointless endeavour.
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>>152208910
They gonna suck again toknight?
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>>152208911
incel freak touch grass
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>>152208910
We OWN the knigghts
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>>152208946
prolly lose in ot :)
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>>152209140
I just read they're planning a railroad from Finland through Åland
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Good morning to all Krakheads, Krakamaniacs, and Krakaholics; also good morning to all others including Krak enjoyers, Krak haters, and those of you whom remain Krak neutral.
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>>152209229
based soon you'll be able to travel to liiga games
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>>152209229
They have been "planning" that for half a century already. It's never happening. Unless they somehow jew it as some kind of "defense infrastructure" so they can count it toward the NATO spending goal.
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>>152209251
is this a trb post
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>>152209277
that's lame. we've had a high speed rail project since obama that's gone nowhere
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>>152209341
Every couple of years the gubbmints spend a few hundred thousand euros on consultants trying to plan this project. And every time it leads to it being too expensive for its projected use and they go ahead with other infrastructure projects. This time however it's different because of NATO, so if they (we) can jew NATO into accepting it's a strategic defense project (for supplying NATOs north-eastern border) and count it towards the spending goal President Mango got everyone to agree on then maybe, MAYBE, this thing will happen.
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>>152209341
Its not about completion it's about laundering money
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Jesus Christ. Tie and suit on a woman? Come on.
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>most dangerous lead in Newark
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>>152209562
>den absoluta staden av TV4
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rapey is here to ruin the thread
and I'm out
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>>152206898
Proof Stone is genuinely the best player on the Knights
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You ever venture to other boards and suddenly realize how good we have it in a general like this?
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>>152207930
Not only how bad Toronto is without Marner, but also how it's been Tavares not Matthews picking up the slack. He's basically holding that team from being bottom of Atlantic
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stone rules
knights rule
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Hope Our Sennies can bounce back tomorrow :)
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Reminder: teams that have been relocated are illegitimate and soulless.
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>>152209942
trvke also survivor series toknight
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> OFFICIAL NHL DOGSHIT LIST

The stench... the stench...
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>>152210004
We'll make playoffs I'm telling you
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>>152210026
Remind be again what’s this means I’m not a stats numale
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>>152210026
>soilers
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>>152209543
good luck aland!
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>>152210053
Lurk 3 years then kys.
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My Falcons just dropped the puck, lads, wish them luck against Canisius
>off they go...
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>>152210008
heels are going over dude hh
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>>152210026
I have to break up with the canucks at some point
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>>152210146
Nobody cares, raped bitch kys
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>>152210050
And the Laffs will miss them >:)
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>>152210249
very good post
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>>152209822
>/fit/ is a gay porn and trolling
>/mu/ has a million k pop generals
/hoc/ is the best but we need a wiki
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>>152210002
1.25 PPG versus 1.88 PPG while dying.
Crosbitch could never.
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/hoc/ is fine just like it is, don't you dare change a thing
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>>152210123
an autistic who got BTFO thinking or wins were 'loser points' so he spams graphics multiple times a day, everyday, to compensate. Saved you 3 years of lurking
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>>152210359
I'd like to be able to see the puck tho
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>>152208106
TONY!
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>>152210406
Seeing the puck will just distract you from the rest of the play on the ice, anon
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>>152210296
What kind of info would a /hoc/ wiki have?
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>>152209341
the oppressed mexican farm workers of merced need to be able to watch the bakersfield condors without driving
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>>152210487
There is a /hoc/ wiki but it is buried deep in the autistic inernet
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>>152210466
kek I used to prank call him on team990/tsn990/tsn690
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>>152210487
>memes
>lore
>infographics
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>>152210615
i assume the thread personalities from ten years ago are either lawyers or fentanyl junkies by now
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>>152210540
The future that I envision has all the ice hockey games being broadcast free in the passenger cars, big screen TVs on all the walls, even in the toilets
stewardesses passing out highballs full of high-octane hooch and perhaps even some nose candy
>just like they predicted in the 50s, lads, we can all still live like Kings among men
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>>152210682
I want to believe our best posters are married with kids now
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mon habitants...
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>>152210761
Did you envision a future of being raped by bud?
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If you're gonna make a /hoc/ wiki, don't just limit it to just this generals culture. Make it the encyclopedia dramatica of general hockey information.
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>MILAN -- There is no backup plan if the main ice hockey arena for the Milan-Cortina Winter Games is not ready on time.

>Construction on the arena that is set to welcome NHL players back to the Olympics for the first time in more than a decade is behind schedule and going right down to the wire.

>A test event at the Santagiulia Ice Hockey Arena -- the new 16,000-seat venue that is being built on the outskirts of Milan -- had to be moved, and new ones won't be until Jan. 9-11.
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>>152211010
Gay
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>>152210123
Retard
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>>152211034
lol Gary is a retard
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>>152211076
>>152211089
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Why is Celebrini on here? He’s American in spirit.
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>>152210367
Are you having a stroke, saar?
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>>152211010
I miss that website so much. It had a funny page on crosby
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>>152210367
It's okay Samir one day one your teams will escape the dogshit list.
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>>152211125
yeah like hutson is canadian in spirit
his dad doesn't have us citizenship
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>>152211034
thanks italians. can the hockey games be held in switzerland?
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>>152211220
Caufield too. Wisconsin is basically a province
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>>152211034
Italian excellence
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>>152211156
It's still up and running if you know where to look. But yeah, that site is long past it's glory days
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>>152211243
We should talk the Swiss into doing a joint project with the Czechs
That would be a much better show than this shitty Italian job we're about to enjoy
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>early game
>its SHIT
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>>152211243
be careful, many of the swiss are also italian
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>>152211567
Yet another European-born paradox to add to the list
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>>152211034
Why do they have to build a new arena?
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>>152211631
Dont you know how the olympic scam works?
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>Samir mentioned. I'm in (xher bussy).
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>>152211631
Every WC and Olympics comes with new structures, new highways, new infrastructures; And they launder money with these projects, and it's Tradition, lad
>just like birthdays and Christmas
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>>152211685
Just let hockey nations host it every Olympics from now on, we don't give a shit about skiing anyway
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>>152211745
No
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>>152211745
>ski
if you had mountains you would understand it
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You will be watching Montreal face off against the Avs, right anons?
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>>152210349
I'm pretty sure nobody thinks Crosby is better than Lemieux.
>>152211587
That horse looks fucking huge.
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>>152212027
No
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>>152212031
>I'm pretty sure nobody thinks Crosby is better than Lemieux.
You've been here long enough, you've seen how retarded Canadians can get.
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>>152211791
god I am dying to head up to Tremblant soon
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>>152212027
>eh anons, allez-vous regarder la mise-en-jeu entre les canadiens de montréal et les nordiques de québec?
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>>152212084
Youre boring and you make /hoc/ boring.
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>>152212095
Going cruising for dicks to suck?
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>>152212031
>for you
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>>152212027
of course, finally an early game starting at 9pm feels so fucking nice. you NA tards have no idea how good you have it
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[Pierce] Question: "What does a win against a hot team like this mean?" Jesper Wallstedt: "It kind of says that we’re a better team than them. We beat them. So that felt good."
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>>152212084
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>>152212125
I can do that anywhere
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>>152212153
we love frankie here
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>>152212153

> leaf archetype
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>>152212027
It's the Nordiques today.
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The pwhl is pathetic, literally thousands of empty seats at the NY Sirens game
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>>152212238
Your dumbass is watching it
>>
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>>152212281
Someone has to support our girlies
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>>152212280
>respect
>slafbustky
ľ m á ó
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>>152212238
Do you complain when your local U16 boys team have empty seats too? It's basically the same level of hockey.
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>>152212345
I only make fun of women's sports
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>>152212027

>hasbs will be CORRECTED
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>>152212103
>>152212233
That was over 30 years ago, anons. They're never coming back.
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>scoreless draw in MSG
>scorefull draw in Buffalo
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>>152211034
>There is no backup plan
But there is one. Gary won't wait two weeks without hockey.
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>>152212027
ouaaa
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>rags look like.shit against a team decimated by injuries
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how would you feel if the blots won the stan lee this year?
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what's plan B???
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>>152212603
Force Nylander out of town
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>rags
>>
>RAGS
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>>152212603
gotta keep it simple, more pucks in the net
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>sgar
>>
Carson Soucy sucks so much dick
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soucy, YOU IDIOT
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>>152212238
Shut the fuck up numale
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Do pwhl players sit out of the game if they're on their period?
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>>152212665
ynr michael sgarbossa
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>>152212701
that's a really sexist question to ask, honestly.
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I like sexy questions
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>>152212701
that's a really sexy question to ask, honestly.
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FEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>are down a goal, sorry ladies
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> "We hope you enjoyed last night's Edition of 'Hockey Rape in Canaduh', featuring our showcase >laffs struggling to resist the inevitable, providing a glimmer of hope even, before being splayed open and pounded savagely. This is the type of molestation we here at HRIC are so proud to bring you, including a couple hours of edging before a strong finish. Join us again tonight as >laffs battered bussy will be in use again, as well as >soilers, another of your gaping favorites. Should be a great show!"
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the >rags have one (1) SOG
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watching the rangers play is just sad
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>>152212701
No, but they have to wear a rangers jersey.
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>Attendance for NY Sirens games 3,517
Guess they really don't need to play in a NHL arena
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remember when the >rags signed all those washed up stars in the early 00s and missed the ploffs? that was funny
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>>152212893
We heard you the first fuckin 10 times
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do they really think they can sell out a football stadium in florida? or are they just giving away the tickets?
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>>152212821
>Boston Fleet
>play 33 miles away in Lowell
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>>152208786
Who knows.
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>>152212934
go lock monsters
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>>152212914
Just like my current year leafs
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>>152212957
Youre the one watching womens hockey
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>>152212981
Didn't say I wanted to be one like you do tr00n
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>>152212977
purple canes...
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>>152213038
>>152213038
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