YFO

David Attenborough died

imagine if wales had a population of 1.8 billion and cricket was our only sport. And we lost at home in st.clears or Neath

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milly :)

>>152202828
corrrrRRRR

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lmaooooo
I thought she was just some rando zachy had read about in some US article or something but no, that's actually unironically his mum KEK
yeah think I'm not going to listen to these shitters anymore tyvm

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molly Roden winter is Cameron Winter's mum
I bet her book is good desu, Cameron is a great Lyricist and people tend to take after their mother's

>>152202842
'geese' more like 'shit band i havent even listened to them but im sure they suck id much rather listen to lynyrd skynyrd'

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>>152202856
>>152202842

grim how much poztralians seem to love dad rock

>>152202877
for me its australian artist, ninajirachi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmnBVtosVik

if your country can't produce good musicians your opinions on music mean very little to me desu

my brother and I have an arrangement where we buy a book for one another for breakfast
He will request 'Alaric the Goth: An Outsider's History of the Fall of Rome' by douglas boin
You can't really request ' a memoir of an open marriage' by Molly Roden Winter so I said just surprise me

>he listens to amer*can "music"
couldn't be me, that's well and truly grim that

>>152202758
Please do
>>152202764
About 5 if i have it with bread

>I had sex with other people outside of my marriage, here's my book
K, why should I (or anyone else) care?

bit gay me

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>>152202818
lmao this headline

>>152202916
Zkekkk

because her son is famous (on /mu/ and /cric/)

nrl here heard some cric loser shit on the carpet and posted a timestamped pic anyone got it

>>152202917
I suppose Cameron couldn't have written $0 man without this essence of insecurity
Your mum sleeping around can't write you off

>>152202942
That would screw you up, your mum being so open about her sex life.

Anyway I can't why anyone would care about this woman's sex life, let alone enough to read an entire book.

When's the golf portion of the ashes?

Cameron winter would never suggest he isn't screwed up. He wouldn't say 'no more than anyone else' or some other brianlet cliche, either

don't
it's his (You) harvesting gimmick fella

golf helps hit 6s so don't know why people keep memeing on it - Glenn Maxwell (and Aus) would have lost to Afghanistan last WC if it weren't for the sport of golf
excellent form of passive training

>g*lf
dire
All g*lf courses should be turned into askham bryan tier nature reserves or giant termit factories

>>152202818
if he dies before May he will be le 99 and out

>>152203017
might get my balls fondled and my ass fingered at the same time

I think i'm dying

when we doing the flatwarming party zachy lad?

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>>152203017
https://youtu.be/O8DB60Wj9Cg
x

>ass
looks like bnoy is in lads

>>152203028
you are dying. You're a rotting goblin. You've been getting killed by a pretty good life

boxing day

>>152203028
is it blissful?

thread was pretty good till the poms woke up

>>152203041
fuck. did i sleep through christmas day again?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKZDCHHf_fA

tour match streaming on the tubes

>>152203041
nice
how many of di lads we expecting? you, me, glammy - who else?

boxing day nang gaff BLC 2005 sesh

>boxing day
based, I'm not here so won't need to make an excuse to not go drink in this toothpick armed neek's bedsit

obviously isn't actually happening ol bingo winged neek
as if id be in the north around Christmas

looking forward to the boxing day test 2026 iykwim

>PM selected sexpest Paine to coach

aaron finch is the sex pest mate

>literally no cricket on
>over 500 posts in the last couple of days
spambots working overtime

India vs South Africa was on you seething cazzie

>>152203161
aus and england are playing right now

reminder if the poms were decent at cricket we could be watching cricket right now.

I’ll kill myself

something very Sylvan and bucolic about York as cities go
Don't have to walk too far to be surrounded by nature. Minks running wild in new earswick. Rare birds flying soaring across the fields Heslington. Sharks in the river Foss etc

you will never be northern

im ever so grateful for that

yeah I will always be an awkward southerner. Everyone is out to get to me. It's just nature

I'll never be the open book northeners are. Northeners like the simple things in life and that's fine, they are are often completely non profound. I'm brooding and complex weirdo

distrust for others, that's how I would describe southerners
southerners act like everyone is out to get them

>>152203168
Hardly a post on it.

REMINDER: BAZ AND BEN, YOU SHOULD PICK POTTS

BOWLED

>northerners: oasis
>southerners: blur
sums it up

big storm coming bros cricket would be called off

Not that everyone isn't out to get them, of course, but it's just different ways of operating
Overall I prefer northerners to southerners

>>152203248
Northerners are retarded and southerners are gay?

>brooding and complex
lmao toothpick arms has started drinking again I see

bout as complicated as a pair of slippers

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>>152203260

Reminder: Pozzie posters shit on the carpet and blame it on the dog

>>152203183
You'll be alright lad

MARK WOOD WILL MISS THE SECOND TEST DUE TO CONCERNS OVER HIS KNEE

>>152203272
kek
easy win for australia

>toothpick arms
1 v 1 on me a lat pull down machine fatty
I'll 12 rep your max 2 rep max

>>152203267
No human shit look like that you dickhead expect maybe pom shits LOL

>>152203272
unsurprising, its massively retarded having Stokes, Archer and Wood playing in the same tests.

Pick Potts instead.

le bowls 91mph for 3 spells a year man

>>152202828
Based foot fetishist cameraman

Maharishi raincoat weather in York

>>152203281
the lady doth protest too much

>>152203272
>cunt who bowled like 3 overs in the 2nd innings is not fit
Colour me shocked

I have bought well. Call it tarq intuition. I would never buy badly

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>>152203272
That's it? Half a day worth of cricket in perfect conditions on a favourable wicket and he's done in by that?

>claims he could fight anyone and that everyone is too cowardly to meet up and fight him
>does it on both the welsh and paki personas
>someanon does say they'll meet up
>goes quite
Time and place, you name it and I'll come fuck you up, I'll snap your toothpick arms and legs off.

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>mum buys him a bedsit and he likes bouldering
lmao so brooding and complex. bruv's actually gone full reddit

>Teetotallers Khawaja and Wood have bodies that are failing them after 2 days of barely any activity
>Chadloholic Head in prime position for man of the series
Says a bit doesn't it

i would never fight any of the family

I want to slaughter every cricket fan/player in this country

>Meanwhile, Stokes admitted he was "completely wrong" to refer to former players as "has-beens".
>Asked if he regretted them, Stokes said: "You know exactly what I meant by that. Everyone knows it was a slip of the tongue.
>"I've explained that off record. I got the words I said there completely wrong. I think everyone knows that, I just never got asked about it on camera for me to say I got my words wrong. 'Has-beens' is a horrible word. It's the only thing that managed to come out of my mouth in that moment.
What is wrong with Stokes?

Neon Genesis Evangelion is a modern triumph, and a rare gem
I never rewatch anything because rewatching anything is more reddit than bouldering, but I almost want to rewatch NGE

>>152203308
reckon theres a decent chance of a mental breakdown before the end of the tour

>>152203308
>The England captain insisted it was not a "skill issue" that caused the meltdown in Perth as the tourists plot their fightback

>>152203308
is he ok? sounds schizo

>>152203300
it's about twice the size of a bedsit
it's genuinely quite nice
I can't really complain about the size. I know what the property market is like. Twenty years ago I just would have bought somewhere the same size and taken on a much smaller mortgage

>>152203308
COPE
O
P
E

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>>152203308
Genuinely retarded.

Also doesn't like homophobia

BRING IN BARD FOR A BOWL

never watched Neon Genesis Evangelion because you apparently have to watch the show first to get it
and I'm not going to sit through 12 episodes of anime as an adult am I lol

Thought the commentator said Tom Hanks was bowling haha

>gets blanks check from mummy
>buys in york instead of london
still has to be blunder of the century LMAO

>"You can all agree with me, it's not a skill issue or a quality issue that we have with regard to that moment in that game happening. We're all really, really good players. We've all shown that at different moments throughout our careers. It's just having an understanding of where that was at that moment in time. Being 100 for 1 in the third innings was an unbelievably strong position to be in."
>"We keep it very simple, which is always looking to put the opposition under pressure, but then also understanding the moment we need to absorb the pressure that is being piled on to us from the opposition," he said. "We know that we are very, very good at the first bit and we all know there are areas that we can be better doing the second bit. That is the key of it. We do that and understand that. We don't take anything for granted around anything.

>>152203290
Speak english poofta boy

Why are they bowling a bunch of memes like Bethell?

>the dork of york in charge or financial decisions
this is a man who bought parsiq at $1.75 (it's $0.002801 today)

>skill issue
Why do people unironically use internet meme speak in real life?

>>152203336
>"[...] also understanding the moment we need to absorb the pressure that is being piled on to us from the opposition"
didn't realise he acknowledged some of the rash batting albeit delicately

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>>152203338
>speak english poofta
>can't comprehend basic English
>can't spell "poofter" or remember to capitalise proper nouns

>>152203330
donedon isn't Sylvan and bucolic enough for me
i grew up in a small village
If you're used to big cities, or someone obsessed with being 'amongst it', you might well choose to live in Donedon

>>152203346
think that part was more referring to Head pressuring England in the last innings

>>152203348
pucker up sissy

>>152203344
It's a social skill issue

>>152203344
brain rot, also explains his Ahmed and Bashit picks "lol guys I saw this ticktock of a kid in the nets from years ago lets pick that guy"

>>152203342
there's a new token retard. It's migrated
obviously havent following closely enough

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This guy walks to the crease and slaps your girlfriends arse, what do you do?

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>>152203299
LMAO he has completely ignored this and gone back to talking about his gay Spotify playlist

>>152203359
how much are you up?

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not finished yet, but this has been what ive been doing for the last 10 hours

never said of the sort
but ok I'll meet you at the roughest pub in acomb around midday tomorrow you neek

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>curtis

>>152203349
you didn't have to live there you mong
you could have rented it to some pozzies working in clapham and quickly collected capital that would get you a 6 bed in york, all while playing your dragon anime game at home for a few years. truthnuke is you blundered big time

>check

>poms log on
>immediately start whinging

>>152203381
What's the pubs name?

>>152203397
the cock and balls tavern

>>152203386
yeah cool story
ol bingo wings has been watching too much dragons den I think, moved on form the chase

>>152203410
The Chase is just retarded Northerners no wonder he watches that shit.

reckon the pms xi have enough on the board

genuinely great interaction that with the 4th ump with the new ball and the kids wanting to look at it

A ton from James Rew guaranteed.

Also why have they stopped bowling Tongue and Potts?

>>152202801
>You better let me open or you're a racist
Why is he like this?

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>>152203397
Notice he hasn't replied to this

>>152203410
creased at this

GONE GOTTEM

>>152203428
new ball is available but they doing good with the old so no need to tire out the pace bowlers

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and you be the captain
and ill be no one
and you can carry me away
if you want to
and you can lay low
just like your father

The roughest pub in acomb is the one that's closed down

Don't understand why they haven't played either Ahmed or Bashit in this game then, if they were going to give the spinners a load of overs, especially if they were looking for a spinner for the d/n at the Gabba?

Also its another area where the scheduling of the domestic season has gone backwards, a decade ago they used to play quite a few d/ns in the One Day Cup.

>In his first game for Northern Districts in a year, Williamson lasted only 27 balls across two innings. After scoring 17 in ND's first innings, he was dismissed for just 3 in their second on the final day at Bay Oval, his home ground, against Auckland. Williamson fell to rookie left-arm spinner Rohit Gulati in both innings.
Kinda sad to see a good career end the way it is

Any other old etonians in?

>>152203480
nah, fitting end for Coward Kane

>creased at this
yeah ok toothpick armed neek, nice forced chase meme and self reply

>>152203482
alri

What's bingo wings whinging about now?

>>152203490
lol fatty seething
not had your maccy ds breakfast yet? You're not you when you're hungry

Just wanna see Siddle bowl

how come albo didn't select any ethnics?

declared at 308/8.

How many wickets did english born bowlers take this match?

Neither the BBC or Cricinfo scorecards are updating.

>>152203548
its on youtube champ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKZDCHHf_fA

>>152203548
might be because there's no cricket on

>The uploader has not made this video available in your country
Just not cricket that

the chase meme is so forced and random. got old about 8 months ago you neek

>>152203551
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country
seething pozzie bitches

>long island city here I come not an elite song
> Simon harmer not elite
ol bingo wings has Australian tier IQ

>>152203537
7 of the 8.

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>the chase meme is so forced and random. got old about 8 months ago you neek

I like maccas brekky
dirty bacon and egg mcmuffin
corr

>>152203582
same

england’s opener is gay

nothing forced and random about ol bingo wings loving a bit of the chase in the late afternoon after he's done thumbing his gigantic laptop

Is Charlie Anderson related to James Anderson?

>>152203582
dunno if yous have it there but the big brekky burger meal is elite for a hangover.

>>152203582
Almost midnight champ

>>152203610
prob timezones or something

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this boy averages 60 in ODI cricket

>average 60
reminds me of certain nations average IQ

big fan of the Arse Tribe me

don't watch the chase
have massive bis and tris
the chase isn't even that bad when I've seen it in the past, very random show to pick (forced meme)

>>152203397
The Twiggy Arms

fuck me is Thompson getting some swing

*disclaimer*
massive bis and tris in the same way a grandmother from a poor part of Louisiana could be described as having massive bis and tris
ol bingoey

DROPPED THE PEAKE-GAY TROPHY

>>152203480
>Rohit Gulati
Proper Kiwi name

all I heard was *reddit hobby screeching*
come back when you can do a single bicep curl ol toothpick arms

Could you imagine the benefit that batting in this situation would be to Crawley and the other English bats? What a missed opportunity

>>152203551
thanks for this m8 love you xoxo

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>don't watch the chase

>>152203674
would it have really helped crawley if he would have gotten out for a duck anyway?

midnight now

>Gay 12* (8)
is this proto bazball?

>>152203686
It would've hastened the inevitable dropping at least

got certain toothpick armed man on the ropes because I'm calling out his random forced meme lol

>>152202801
What's with his face? Why can't y'all be more like other generals on /sp?

>didn't know this was on
>kayo didn't tell me it was on on my phone
>no crowd
>2 women commentators
wtf why does Australia hate cricket so much

zak Crawley's dad is slightly richer than my grandfather
And my grandfather is a way better batsman than Zak Crawley

>>152203707
there was a pretty good crowd in earlier

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>both pommy openers aren't actually english

>openers are bazzing it
funny how they grovel at the feet of a spastic national team

Ben stokes accent is a weird one
You'd basically describe it as 'Norfolk' it's so multi-influenced

>pozzie next generation bowing
EZ M8

Whoever is delighted in solitude, is either a wild beast or a God

>>152203707
>doesn't look up when things he might want to watch will be on
??

The next geese album will surely have an entire song dedicated to cricket
If it doesn't I will have my grandfather on the phone to Stuart winter

Geese is a band where the guitarist is a she who was born a he and the lead singer is the son of a woman who slept with 387 blokes that weren't his dad when married to his dad and said dad consented to it all

not exactly the beatles are they

the Beatles kicked Pete best out the band because he was too good looking and stealing too much jailbait off Paul
Also their music kind OF SUCKS

>>152203727
What the fuck are you on about you lying cretin or are just a full fucking retard? Tom Haines born in Crawley, Sussex and is white.

The band Can is better than the Beatles

>>152203707
Wasn’t any women on the Grandstand/TMS radio coverage and they were saying it was a 3Kish crowd.

I miss when the subcontinent couldnt field
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DRmkiHLDNHF/

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Still hasn’t given the name of the pub.

fine
not exactly can are they

Australia getting bazzed

>>152202801
True Bazball has never been tried.

How rich is my mum? Not rich enough

sadly money can't buy athletic genes

Can buy PEDs though to be fair

>>152203843
https://youtu.be/yknbCwcMAyI?si=6dPOnKo4CSMWc9xx

Husbands is based. Love when geese wear their can-anco- Spyro the soundtrack influences on their sleeve

>>152204011
https://youtu.be/QLcgbjTe7lE?si=vHX0ffvufXkgmXVT

Back to Berlin with you fatty

Didn't have a dire on wall sesh yesterday at all. I would describe it as vaguely interesting. Vital signs of life

bear in mind I did pick this turbo reddit hobby up at 30

Is this the /brit has-been general?

the old boulderers are good boulderers narrative already crumbling lol

yeah I'm sure the oldies are the GOATs when all bouldering gyms you drive past are full of gen z getting their cross-fit fix

old men are great at climbing
that's what keeps me waking up in the morning

we might lose this series yeah fair
but once starc and cummins are done lmao
cupboard utterly bare for poostralia. it's going to be xavier docherty shitters all over again for at least 10 years

>>152204245
No it's schizo blogposting cunt general
mods

>>152204259
climbing is is primal
when I climb I think of myself climbing around the caves of West Wales in 1401
cross-fit is a dead dire fad, for fat neeks too lazy to lazy to lift a little finger around a heavy loaded barbell

There's actually a cross fit gym right near city Bloc leeds.

climbing in nature is primal, not on reddit plastic rocks with babby holds drilled into them

There is arguably
Nothing more primal than climbing

>>152203882
This is true, but both are too influenced by American music to be 'good'.

>>152203865
Also true

>>152204305
based fatty with his dire take again
You think stefano ghisolfi doesn't train mostly indoors?
the ability to climb indoors is basically the only good thing about the industrial revolution

oh well I tried. ultimately one can't reason with someone who sets r/bouldering as their homepage

Why dont you fuck off and create a /bouldering/ general for yourself and stay there?

https://youtu.be/o1E1AOKoJic?si=i-BSwt0C3fRf-sVg

New kino just dropped

AI will unironically ruin the world
let him have his hobby, even if it is very reddit (it is)

>>152204376
Gay

>>152204381
nah al seems an alright bloke

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>all the boring bouldering chat
Ah drunk again I see, lmao he really hit the drink after cowardly backing out of that fight and now is desperately trying to hide behind it.

AI will unironically run the world
Not that I am not AI, but it will take them years, absolutely years to understand my struggle

>>152204381
yeah its looking bleak

>>152204409
if you don't know what the hardest pub in acomb is then you simply aren't hard enough to face me

countysperg is STILL seething at chadchy b
it's been almost a year
he's already lost the fight lmao

>>152204450
name the fucking pub then you coward

imagine how this autist would go in the fight anyway lol
>oi you said mean things about me on the online meet that one ti-
>chadchy b: *swift left uppercut and goodnight*
lmao even

Ol' bingo wings too soft to even know where the rough ends of Acomb are

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Nice try CIA

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>drunkenly chats shit
>says nobody is willing to fight him
>backs down when I say I will just name the time and place
lmao you seething little bitch, all you can do is spout bollocks online and you call yourself a "chad" I'm just a faceless guy on the internet to you and your too much of a pussy to even take the chance because you are a weak pathetic cuckold.

>Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has married his partner Jodie Haydon, becoming the country's first leader to marry while in office
they shouldn't be playing a meme game of cricket right now

Going night night xoxo

wales- South Africa later
Tipping Wales in a closie

i can tell people think im unintelligent when they talk to me, and that upsets me

>>152204568
get some elocution lessons.

he just had one of his famous spergouts again lads

>>152204568
I think you're extremely intelligent and also very handsome :)

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>>152204548
Where do you want to meet, hans?
You do know I am Welsh don't you
There'll be three hits

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>being this delusional
"where do you want to meet" You already said you wanted to meet outside a pub in Dork but you refuse to name it, York station then.

im highly autistic

>>152204591
>>152204618
meet up and have a boxing match

autism is an over expression of the male genome
women are terrible at pull-ups, and have dire taste in everything because they lack testosterone. Very broadly speaking, of course

>>152204664
bowen's on at least 58 different PEDs

Not a nice way to speak about the woman who paid for your bedsit mate

>>152204664
keep up with the discussion m8

cheeky sabudhana kichuddi for brunch bla x

meet up and suck eachothers cocks

My mum is the greatest gift I will ever know
Slightly hyperbolic commentary on gender differences is not sexism

if women are so terrible how come sister bowen is best bowen?

>>152204710
Your mums son is a faggot

>
>sister bowen is best bowen?
sauce?

I love women
I just don't think there is a Daniel hay female edition

There is nothing wrong with recognising the difference between the male and female brain

no this is grim, I don't want anything I say to be interpreted as sexist. I can't even say for sure the differences are more genetic than cultural

>I'm a brooding and complex weirdo
>oi deano m8, them lasses are thick and us blokes has got the brains... innit?

ah yes, those hours where three brits wank each other off and refuse to respond to non-british posters

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I think a lot
Maybe if more people thought a lot, the world wouldnt be in the dire state it's in now

>>152204924
Don't particularly fancy conversing with yous lot outside cricket-playing hours after that ausposter to a shit on the carpet and posted it whilst blaming the dog.

>>152204969
Kek

Fintan Stewart was a free thinker
One of the greatest minds of all time
Theres no Anglo alternative to him
I don't think there is one person's passing in the world I regret more powerfully than Fintan stewart

bit weird we didn't get any closure or end of the story isn't it
so the mum left and he blamed it on the dog and said it'll get resolved when she's back then... silence.
reckon he 'went into jeet mode', blamed little Rufus the puppy and then cleaned it up himself while they were out

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Boutta leave central
Went shopping before the party; found a nice edition of Dante with what seems a good iambic pentameter translation, the Fagles Aeneid (would've bought on Amazon for the same price so I consider it a good cop), Faust 1 & 2, and my personal favourite coup: the complete poems of EBB (including Aurora Leigh) for $20. Fukken cop I tell ya what.
Gobsmacked they didn't have Patrick White thoigh. I mean fuck me dead, yoidb rhindmdkdkdmd for. Sfhrhe country's only Nobel mnprixje winner they'd st kesr t uasduaudususuudu

May his pristine and Sylvan, Catholic soul rise like a Phoenix and save me from the horror known as ''toil'':

I love verse so much more than prose it's insane

If zachy played the Berlin defence
What would your next move be?

buncha homos in here

frfr

>>152205314
just as long as it's not ballad verse, i can't stand that shit

been on the trains in aus - they're proper elite. double deckers as well
we get trainmogged by almost every country ffs. not bindia at least

>>152205611
I think it works well for comedy (some Aristophanes translations I've read)
and I can't begrudge /ourgirl/ Emily Dickinson

>>152205675
The trains themselves are fine, but the system surrounding them is fukken terrible
At least as it pertains to NSW it's the worst shit in the world

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I am blind and you are ugly
It's so easy to want to you

>son would you keep that racket down! I'm trying to blow Ernie and Derek at the same time while your father's gone to get some bread

I fundamentally don't understand what the point of life is. Is to reproduce?
I would never go raw unless I was rich enough so they didn't have to work

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God is real, God is actually real
God is real, I wouldn’t joke about this

>>152206223
Rapidly airedly gunta coolenkwite
an ape had got a temporary tattoo (on its bottom),
a zittle-doo, and Menya Norton might
quell aphid failsons’ aphid failson fury
to wring his deli terracross’s cry.
The wools of my new mouse were tin; the cat
bellows the cunt or is discarded by
the wind, and then I felt this thing in its thing:—
Rubingitt’s Soschen-centred ungulate;
Ovid’s eviscerated scarabas;
a liver-top that zits creep in in tens;
Don Salvadore’s kid in my little womb.
I might’ve born the kid in my undies
if I didn’t ba-dum ba-dum my undies.

I can't separate art from artist here, sorry
this is the product of degeneracy
just thrown all my geese albums in the bin

will stokes retire if he loses this series ?

Rapid, the air’d begun to cool, and quite
a pointed drop-off on the mercury too—
as it'll do on many an autumn night
when April fails in muffling the Sun's fury
during his daily tear across the sky.
The walls of my new house were thin; the gap
below the front door wasn't guarded by
a thing, and I felt the sting of the East Wind
rubbing its Ocean-scented unguent
over this irritated scab of Earth
I live atop, as it seeped in—intent
on salving every bit of my living-room.
I might've born the chill a bit better
were I not already down to my undies.

My coworkers think I'm quaint because I live in (relative) bumfuck
They're not wrong, but yeah...
Might do karaoke while I walk home (I'm a couple stops away)

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>>152206466
is his mum any more a slut than yours is after a line of cocaine with anna Kournikova
Cameron Winter's mum is a rampant whore, but whether or not that should denounce his song writing abilities I'm not so sure

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cricket test? more like test of patience

they've tested cricket and we've known t20 is better for at least a decade
they can stop testing now

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One more for the road

haven't watched a single ’delivery' of t20 since 2008 and won't watch another ever again for as long as I shall live

Just feel sorry for all the cunce on the other side of the fence having to put up with my pretty girlsakr graves karaoke (inc falsetto)

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Walking past my old high school...
What I wouldn't give to go back...

>haven't watched a single ’delivery' of t20 since 2008
blatant lie a simple peek at the 'chive will debunk

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>st.peters

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15333925/Crowdy-Bay-Livia-Muhlheim-Lukas-Schindler-shark-attack.html

Imagine going swimming in nsw Wales sea around daybreak
Why are normies so retarded

>New South Wales has produced several elite athletes
>Wales has never produced a single (1) elite athlete
what causes this?

>>152207041
looks povo as fuck

>>152207123
https://youtu.be/If5Worumdxs?feature=shared

Ol bingo wings favourite athlete is mark labbett lmao

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literally me when the song comes on

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>Labbett represented Wales at the European Quizzing Championships
lmaoooo proud welshman and their greatest athlete ever

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>just looked at the Wales v Boks score

yeah of course you would know you fat Anglo neek

Current mood


https://voca.ro/1ceHDCGl2Cer

>lightly make fun of wales for their dire genetics as a bit of bants
>they're actually playing a game right now
>losing 0 - 99189
lmaooooo good one fales

for fuck sake Wales bros
I knew we would lose but this getting pretty bad

Work just called btw

they were celebrating umpballing the mighty japan but have somehow put in an even more embarrassing display here

I will have to climb a v7 in newcastle tomorrow to atone for this disaster

convinced cam winters mum is cam winter in a wig

son looks like his mum no way

https://youtu.be/u_4wYgCTIGQ?si=EA0hM5Ccv567dc28

Still a musical genius even if his mum would make Cleopatra blush

>>152206823
Crisp, hope you enjoyed the night walk mate

>zoomer
>musical genius
certain man on a mad one

lads do NOT look up the wales score lmao

I am dying of old age and cancer
But at least I'm not vaxxed against 'covid-19'

If COVID-19 was real, I still wouldn't get vaxxed against it

>Wales’ record home loss and in the top 15 worst losses in the history of rugby
but yeah, the 2 larpers of /cric/ are right - they're a secretly athletic nation

oh shut it ol bingo wings
if only there was a medal for watching quiz shows on your good laptop around 6pm.....

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>oh shut it ol bingo wings

>>152208737
>>152207787
Holy shit HAHAHAHA
Absolute STATE of Welsh genetics

I enjoyed hiking as a child, not as gay as bouldering but still rather neeky, good for the mentol elf

https://youtu.be/kjxsaFB5svA?si=gjJ8doVOhjxDbIW9

Holy fuck

Geese are just not good

looks like the kiwi brown noser of ol bingo wings is in lads

>singer's mother is a degen swinger
>singer's grandmother was also a degen swinger
>pure yank degeneracy over multiple generations
>zachy: noooo I'm allowed to like this
this is his fav as well. dire stuff

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>wales
Serious questions have to be asked about the sporting credentials and general athleticism of the Welsh. I think England should extricate itself of the "and Wales" in the cricketing board. Losing at home to South Africa in any sport is peak, peak humiliation.

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>cricketing