New Boss Same as the Old Boss Edition>Sat 29.11.14.35 Nordic Combined - M 10km, Ruka (FIN)15.05 Ski Jumping - HS142, Ruka (FIN)16.55 Biathlon - M 4 x 7.5km Relay, Östersund (SWE)18.00 Alpine Skiing - W Giant Slalom 1st Run, Copper Mountain (USA)21.00 Alpine Skiing - W Giant Slalom 2nd Run, Copper Mountain (USA)>Sun 30.11.09.00 Nordic Combined - M Mass Start 10km, Ruka (FIN)10.00 Cross-Country Skiing - W 20km Mass Start Free, Ruka (FIN)10.15 Piggy Jump - HS105, Falun (SWE)11.45 Cross-Country Skiing - M 20km Mass Start Free, Ruka (FIN)13.00 Nordic Combined - M Mass Start HS142, Ruka (FIN)14.00 Biathlon - M+W Single Mixed Relay, Östersund (SWE)14.50 Ski Jumping - HS142, Ruka (FIN)16.40 Biathlon - M+W Mixed Relay, Östersund (SWE)18.00 Alpine Skiing - W Slalom 1st Run, Copper Mountain (USA)21.00 Alpine Skiing - W Slalom 2nd Run, Copper Mountain (USA)Previous thread: >>152187090
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
Hej hej!
What is she thinking right now?
>praise athlete >athlete missesIs it the same in your cuntry?
>>152205045>If I was there we would have won by 90 seconds.
>>152205045>while everybody is racing their wallets aren't supervised
>>152205048Puffy
Yeah I'm thinking we're back
>>152205024>2 hours until men relaywhy would they schedule it so long after?
>>152205082German tv doesn't want biathlon and ski jumping at the same time if possible.
>>152205082IBU and FIS play nice with each others schedules, mens noko skiing right now
Francewinslol and I got Italy's 2nd place right in my prediction, but the German collapse and the rise of Bohemia threw my top 3 off. Still incredibly happy to see Lisa back in form and Makule celebrating and smiling at the finish. That Finnish 6th place, btw? Our best relay result since 2002-03.
>>152205094>ski jumping>>152205098>noko
jeanne richard dodged the questions about the team drama in svt interview, she also had a media janny with her during it
>>152205024flying piggies at 20.00
which one of you was it
21st for skijumping not being a real and serious sport.>>152205125Not a sport
Dog
>>152205077>Everyone liked that
>>152205138
>RetteNeggerDo Austrians really?
>>152205217Best unicorn girl.
>>152205045>"I should revoke my testimony and get a better law talking guy."
Lea Kino starting soon Germbros
>flatlander opinions
>>152205108>>152205136flat cope
>>152205136Turn left is not a sport, especially short track where VAR is needed after every race
Something needs to be done about the Tandrebutt problem.
>>152205582I can fix her
if the judges get removed and the one who makes the longest jump is the winner i would consider it a sport
>>152205582JUNI
Turn left is very much a real sport
>>152205582easy fix
do they ever turn right?
hmm
where is the greenlandian whale?
>>152205582
>>152205633skogan wasnt too bad in geilo, but there are so many good norges
>>152205699wtf is this
>>152205703Busy killing local wildlife
>>152205703she would have to ski all 4 legs in a relay
>>152205699Säg wallah
>>152205722A calendar featuring strong Swedish women
>>152205699Frida's Skyrim build? Ebba of course would be a stealth archer.
We’re currently taking home both women and mens curling euro champs, just so you know
>>152205868Heh, Eve Muirhead...now that was a Curler
>>152205839https://mega.nz/file/HQtgSAZY#HlFNq5QTH2NMCNXX4cY6RWw8NE68dF_VorigSpR5_W8
is curling a real sport?
>>152205839Don't know about Skyrim, but she'd be an END/CHA build in Fallout.
>>152205868Looking forward to the Olympicsinb4 Switzerlandwinslol
>>152205868Yeah I noticed there are euro champs going on in Lohja but no streams
>>152205944A few years ago I worked with a girl that has never heard of curling. I've shown her a video of some plays and she could not believe that it is a serious, Olympic sport.
>>152205904Kek>>152205868I don't see the elf in the women's lineup, does she only do mixed?
>>152205904amazing
Bius Baschge :~~~DDD
Noltebros..
>>152206055Need to let someone else win
Bought some german and czech quality beverages ;)
>>152205994>girls>>152205995She plays with team Wranå, Hasselborg is the team that represented Sweden in this championship
>>152206055>BuckwitzBased thot.
>>152205127>silly little phonetall order from a whore who would kill herself 30 minutes into nophone
>>152206050:DD my man
>>152206096>Retarded TattooLike Clockwork
Ren Nikaido doing really well in these early season competitions, I hope he doesn't do the ">peaks a month before the Olympics" thing.
Kwabmund
>>152205048I thought I was the only one who noticed, thx
>>152206199smolton
>>152205127I also would leave a mark on Jutta's face by playing with my silly little something, thereby making her angry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-2RGvskNJ8Suvi a cute
zografskiografski
Based ISU cameraman filming NED team changing
Zografski taking some big scalps on this round, hope he has a good second jump too.
>look up nordic combined results>no riiberwinslol>find out he retiredwhy would he do that right before the olympics when the only thing he doesn't have in his career is an olympic gold?
>>152206281honorary pole living in zakopanethat's how I'm coping
>>152206358He got diagnosed with Crohn's disease
>>152206268Disgusting! Do you have the vid?
>>152206390shitting yourself during a race a couple times is a small price to pay for an olympic victory
Kaisa and Johannes talking about the power vacuum left by the retirement of the Boes, Kaisa thinks that the Norwegian relays shouldn't be affected too much because they can just put in new dudes. Frey apparently has his first world cup relay start today.
>>152206402too lazy to record, its on the live stream post Heat 1 of semi finals but no one would look at something disgusting like that
>>152206579nice :)
starting list for mens relay doko
>Zajc 82mJust call off the second round. The first one shouldn't've finished in the first place.
>>152206657done
>>152206579Imagine if Switzerland won and they had to throw Haecki-Gross
>>152206681yes yes I imagined only in my imagination she landed on my dick
>frenchman ends up fifthwhat a season and it's only the very beginning
Big points for Zografski, Nikaido and Foubert.
>>152206579Based czechs, bet some of them went for a cheeky assgrab
>>152205136After visiting Holmenkollen this summer, I will never shit on Ski Jumping ever again
Germanybros, are the men going to mess up just as bad as the women?
>>152206798Absolutely
>>152206775Why, they threatened you?
>>152206832We do things a bit more...intimate up here
>Vetlel on last leg
>>152206638
Time to watch MEN
>>152206798The boys got this [spoiler] 10th place secured [/spoiler]
>ida will never watch in horror as you choke away the olympic goldJDIMSA
Francewinslol
>>152206933he will either do a quick 5 and have time to make a bow to the audience or he will shoot two penalty laps in standing
Norgewinslol
Sverigewinsl-AHAHAHA JUST KIDDING
WATCH MEN
Finland's anchor is racing his first career world cup start. Talk about throwing him in the deep end.
Schommerbros, we are back!
Curling is still onHeja Edin!
>>152207024
jtbwinsloloh wait...
>>152207046Erik Perrøt said lately he wants the other biathletes being more like schommer, more trashtalking.
>>152207024Two first stages of the season are usually Swedenwinslol before they fade into oblivion.
Windy
>German, French, Swedish, Norwegian shooting
>everyones shooting
Uldal slow ass shooter>>152207067Based
old man eder still got it
Braunhofer clears the prone like a champion but he's so volatile I fear there's a penalty lap coming in the standing.
I T A L I ATALIA
>shooting
>Fabien Klo
>>152207112hey
Horny G
>>152207112Windy.Pls understand.
E D I N
"WE" WON THE CURLINGHELL SEGER!
>>152207038Under the buss more like
>>152207163You can stop yelling now.
VIKTOR FJANT
>mens shooting
afla
meme race
ULDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
wtf is this shooting
Sacre bleu
AFLA
Oh nice!
I'd survive a firing squad from these frauds.
C'est terminé
jesus christ
KEK
>Finnish shootingFOR FUCK'S SAKE
STRELOL AHAHAHAHAH
JUSTus
>the male wierer
wind lotterykaisa_shooting_oberhof.webm
>Fraude Fabien
Uldal's rifle is /Kino/
>>152207232this one?
Sweet, we've won already
>>152207238Worst Claudes
>>152207258jes
>>152207249It's the one with a carved bear?
Incoming 18. Germany 20+6 +3:48
>>152207258Wind cucks BTFO
>>152207258The QVEEN is my roman empire
>>152207283No, this one belongs to Krcmar
Claude with 2 laps is faster than Strelol with 0 laps
Holy Streslow
>>152207332Kyn would've never
>>152207249>>152207283It looks like termites have gotten to the stock.
Old Man Hofer will teach that Zoomer Frey a lesson
>>152207398>Punished "Lukas" HoferHe had better perform after Braunhofer pulled off the first leg so well.
>>152207398Zoomer'd
Wind changed direction to help norway
Absolutely perfect
Easy peasy
>45s lead after third shooting
F R E YREY
Well Fak...
SNEEDMULLER
>>152207361It looks like a useless wind trap.Can't even act as a weight distribution...But easthetic indeed.
It's wild to see the wind in this race, at some points in the track the wind's so hard the stabilised TV cameras are shaking and on the range it just spins.
>>152207459See>>152207011
Oh fuck off
is there a wind limit for races?
I'm a Frey fan now
>MenZZZzzz relay...
Is that dude going to be JTB 2.0?
FREY FREY FREYTURBOZOOMER
>it's another Norge globe contender
QFM too eager to take off
Add wind compenzation points and judges
Blærum supremacy
our only hope is vetlel choke now...
Borgula a big guy
>>152207593laser pointers and electronics
Women's relay:>thread hits 750+ postMen's relay:>I look like this >>152207581
Reminder we're a noki country now
>>152207604I believe!
>>152207604Oh he never chokes...
Jacquelin had better improved on his 50/50 performance on the range or this will be another "Norway crushing everyone" episode before the anchors.
>>152207604More likely that Sturla chokes it. Or gets DQ'ed for shooting something he shouldn't.
>>152207703why would the winner of this seasons big globe choke it
sturla changed from aesthetic skis to ugly skis...
I seriously hope Bionaz is holding back because compared to Jacquelin it looks like he exploded on the first lap.
Not too bad...
Panty status?
Sturla ok
Nothing is happening
Alors peut être ......
Frogs closing in
Ilwrath building up Germany's hopes
>It's overWe're back
>>152207869kek
Finland jumped 5 places with Harjula's prone shooting but unless there are several total collapses ahead I don't see us making up those penalty laps.
bonsi fast!
Bonsi fast
Based Sneedmüller interview
>Sturlol
LET'S GO
retard french frog
>Jaquelin
Sturlel
>Sjakkelææææn
>Agressive Jacqueline As expected
Kwabelin
Merde
>Jacquelin shootingI TOLD YOUHe went for the meme machine gun shooting and paid the price.
NAWRATH
We're so back
Sjækklææ special
ANTI NORWAY
What Knotten pussy does to a man
>Shitaly>Ponsilmao
MAMAMIA .......
WRATH OF NA
>BioNazi
Germanybros, we are so back
>>152208028stfu
Time to get my hopes up before the inevitavle Horn choke
>>152208040This won’t slip
>>152208028:3
Where in the USA are you guys from? Whangarei here.
No matter how well Giacomel does, he's not making up for Bionaz's horrible shooting. But holy crap Ilwrath shot the relay leg of his life.
>>152208065Afton, Minnesota
Who's our last guy?
>>152208040don't be rude or I will animepost
>>152208065Pukekohe
>>152208088Horn
>>152208065Bismarck, North Dakota
Bonsiiis like a runaway train
>>152208102>>152208109It's over
BONSI FAST FAST FAST
>>152208129At least its not Kyn
The Yle team just worked a mighty jinx on Guld-Sebbe.
Lithuaniabros......
>Wright faster than Bonsi
Nawrath is a gigachad. And he has an enormous dick.
>>152208206Couldn't satisfy Knotten though.
what are those chimp noises?
Honz
VETLEL VETLET
wind changed direction!
>norgay
>>152208264
Based Vetle making it exciting on purpose
>Vetle shootingCOME ON PERROT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Vetlel
IT’S OOOOOOOON
>VETTLELSPECIALVETTLELSPECIAL
GULDSEBBE
SEBBE
S E B B EEBBE
LMAO SVERIGE
>Horn
Kino department ?
fat bastard
Søtabrooooooor
>>152208319Certified Kino
Ez US Victory
>Finnish spare round management
>>152208279I'm drinking paulaner right now
Here we go....
We need Botn on last leg
NEJNEJNEJ
BASED KINO MAKER
FUCK
>another norgay win
GO PERROT
SKI SAM FOUKING SKI ERIK
Nah. Eirik pærråt got this
We did it reddit we've won 4th place.
>boes reitre>norgewinslolnothing ever changes
>>152208474Never post again
perå no chance
Top 4 looking the same on the mens side even during a meme race
>Finnish shooting
>>152208517at least we didn't get LPD
Sebbe drunk skiing.
Bøwho?
>>152208483>4thmanyYou're right.
USA USA USA
kek
KWAB
>Bulgarian pathfinding
Bulgarian Heidi Weng
Imagine if F-Claude and Viktor the stunt skier had shot one penalty less.
>>152208748t. lampic
>>152208748Norway doesn’t look that intimidating when it comes to sheer speed, but the other teams need to learn how to shoot though
How did Swedes get so elite at sweeping ice with brooms?
Women's giant slalom starting, it was postponed 30min due to work on the course.
>>152208980Anyone got a start list please?
>>152209020https://www.fis-ski.com/DB/general/results.html?sectorcode=AL&raceid=127442
https://daddyhd . com/watch.php?id=33
>>152209062Thx fren
Kiwiday
Wtf Paula slow
Either Hector did a god run or others so far slow
>Zrinka
Kiwi fast!
KIWI
K I W IIWI
Kiwi winter olympic medal would be cool
>>152209290Good chance in GS
>the4
Rast too slow but the gaps are pretty large.
Happy birthday Nina :)
>>152209527That's a big mouth
>>152209527cute kiwi
>>152208977>EMlet's see(the) at the Olympics
>GoggiaCome on Barilla!
SniffedThe Americans are pretty bad today
Slow
strange
Barilla too slow, but it didn't look like she was playing it safe. Maybe the course is deteriorating since her skis juked weirdly in a couple of spots.
Id assume its full focus on slalom
>Kajsa
>kajsa
>>152209982>Barilla too slowi agree the 9 minutes written on the box is bullshit it's 15 minutes
>>152210111You don't like it al dente?
>>152205127what the FUCK is wrong with dutch drivers
The Americans are not having a good day on home snow today.
>>152210224Imagine knocking Puck out with a piece of wood and taking her to your secluded woodland cabin haha
>>152210224How did they get their silly little phone so quickly to take a photo of the car?
>>152210449>secluded woodland>netherlands
>>152210449Haha yes, then you'll cook her a nice meal and she falls in love with you after a romantic evening.
>>152210561>Can I Offer you an egg in these trying times
>>152210449>>152210561feed her all the eggs?
>>152210224Isnt she one who said she will be world champion?
First Podium of the season
Something about Gritsch... Can't quite put my finger on it...
>>152210701She just had surgery to become stronger and faster
>>152210787Off the charts levels of unawareness in this photo
>>152210172it's not aldente it's stil a bit stiff
>Aicher
>>152210787Ugly fat hands, would not bang
>>152210787HEY I'm the Swedish Puckposter. Find your own gimmick.Also who is the Puck of /biathlon/? >illusions of grandeur completely detached from reality>slightly autistic>sexo>very average at what she does
Lets see if we get Piggy Jump>Postpone Official Training Jump 1 (Women Individual Large Hill) to 20:00 - jury meeting at 19:40
>>152210734No need for a Vanessa hug today!
>>152210973current day Stina
>>152210973biathlon era stina
>>152211174Stain doesn't pretend to train on social media though. She just posts pictures of picking blueberries, hanging with her dog, shilling mittens and playing Settlers of Catan.
Erika too slow, goddamn 31st place.
>>152211203Plus Stina at least in her former discipline won Olympics, Puck won what?
>>152210525*a muddy island in the marhces recently claimed from the ocean
Hold that 30th place
>>152211174stina destroyed everybody last vasaloppet
>>152211199I'm still sad Stina didn't learn to shoot
>"They're all falling asleep down here"
>>152210973ratgirl
>>152211374no one takes vasaloppet seriouslyits a tourism gimmick
>>152211403RIP
>>152211374the slayer of slind
>>152211505the stabber of falla
>>152211403>>illusions of grandeur completely detached from realityI don't know anything about her, but I never got the impression of her trying to be some big shot or something
>>152211447cope
>>152211447>t. skilet
>>152211447Except the people who send death threats to Jeremy Royer because of this stunt.
>>152211340We did it!
>>152208064
>>152212215thicc elf
Who can stop Frida tomorrow
>>152213300>Starting this year, cross-country skiers can be disqualified immediately for serious or repeated unsportsmanlike behavior.
>>152213300O hai
>>152213300NOT SO FAST
>>152213300
>jessie is now 34
>>152214008And counting down the days until she can go off birth control and get herself knocked up.
She's back, and this time she's MAD
>>152214195D'oro and Hannah look miserable
Second run starting, Elfgirl on course
Tite start.
It's time.
Short Lara too slow
>>152214195Doro desu.
>American timing.
SHIFFERSIncredible pickup in the last part
>>152214819The timing system is all fucky. She has the 5th run 2 time, so nothing spectacular.
>American skiingPAULA NOOOO
>PaulaFucks sake
Ofc DNF
>When you try to headbutt the gate
>>152214195They can't have Doro and Lisa on consecutive legs, they would never touch each other
>>152213300Frida
Good going Zrinka
Birthday girl too slow
Camille's hips are fixed!
Rast deserves some sex having tonight
BRITT RICHARDSON FANCLUB GERMANY
R A S TAST
>>152215184Based
>Pooland
Elfgirl up 9 places so far
I love the team radio feature
I like Valerie which means she DNFs today
Smiling girl nearly bottomed and flew out
Best Lara :(
Weak from best Lara.
>>152214195Lisa and Hannah look Ozempic'd. Somehow Doro and her painted brows looks healthier than both
>>152215291LET HER RIP
>>15221527320th place master
>>152215333Just a shit run then
Thea 4th
Happy Thea :)
Well done Thea
LENA HAS A JUICY ASS JUICY ASS JUICY ASSLENA HAS A JUICY ASSSHAME ABOUT THE FACE
Not bad Thea
T H E A
Thea
>Im Flachen ist sie normalerweise schnell>+0.40Einfach mal die Fresse halten
what is auntie doing [skull emoji]
GS is fun mess with no Fede and Shiff not on form
>>152215626Every timeStill her best GS result ever
why does Julia look vaguely asian
inb4 The4Again.
Scheib's form has been great this season
>>152215626I'm still getting 2022 flashbacks
Night Scheiss
>>152215704*forms
Th3a
Thea on the podium :)
ACHILLES'ed
Thea podium confirmed!
>>152209103Called it
>-0.96KIWI
KIWI STRONG
proper win that
Brutal
>-0.96Holy shit Kiwi
based coomeraman
KIWIIWI
Best Lara just 50 from overall lead
From The4 to Th3a
Today I found out Nina Haver-Løseth only has 2 wins. I somehow thought she has at least 7-8
Looking good for Kiwi in the GS globe race.
>>152215915Tbf 2 years ago she was 4th behind Lara, Fede and Sara and 2 of them are out, last year 2nd behind Fede. So she is for sure favorite.
>>152215915>14this barilla washed?
I like winter sports but this was a pretty long day
>>152216213better build up some tolerance before the olympics start
>>152216211Afraid. The Barilla is afraid.
>>152214008She gonna blow up. I wish i was her man to see that.
>>152216213I don't have a life after work so i'm happy about that
bump
kiwin
>mfw swedeshits put their only ski jumping hill in a desolate windhole
>>152224320Get real.
>>152219200this, except I don't have work (many workplaces though)
Chaotic neutral morning
>>152224897Wind and sleet here. Perfect day to be comfy indoors.
>>152225082Icy tracks predicted for Ruka today, could be KAOSLOPPs incoming.
>Minja DSQ
Love Nolte
>>152225332what happened? Minja couldn't ninja past the suit control?
Stream?
>>152225419accidentally used the pre-deflation suit
Ebba will win
>>1522254262ix2
Time to watch some Norwegian men win
What the hell, did they swap the men's and women's races around again? It was W first and M second when I typed the schedule!
love me some masskino
>>152225446Why does she sound more American the British? I thought Kiwis were remote britbongs
>>152225441I was very confused for a minute
Sneed
>>152225450She trains in the USA, so she probably picked up the accent there.
Win today please
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
big gap!
>>152225529Not big enough
Total Italian Domination
I’ve seen this before, end result Norway sweep
full force anger
Odds on the break holding all the way in?
>>152225538>Kaiser
>>152225555Nil, there’s a Kläbo joker in the deck that’s yet to be played
>>152225323Ingvild!
frog is dead
Is Hedegart proof that biathletes are simply faster? He had a pretty mid result at Geilo, but can keep up with the top guys at langrenn
Based antislurpers
>Sorry aber ich bedanke mich nur bei 3 Jungs. Die waren wirklich gut aber der gute Herr Strelow hat nicht nur am Schießstand unnötig Zeit verplempert, sondern wie immer auch wieder in der Loipe. Jedes Jahr dasselbe, wie langsam er ist. Schnelligkeit ist trainierbar. Weiß ich aus eigener Erfahrung. Geht gar nicht, wie viel Zeit der immer liegen lässt. Das macht einen beim Zuschauen total verrückt und wütend. Wie viele Podestplätze wegen dem schon verloren gegangen sind Based Facebook-Boomers
Kek that size difference
>>152225565It's always smart to claim something is proof of something after 0.5 races into the season
BARP!
And here he comes
Gotta get down on Friday
>>152225323she looks like she has autism
uhm..Norway?
>>152225595>he doesn't know
SKI ANGRY
>>152225585>everything even remotely slightly quirky is immediately autismI hate zoomers so much
Keep it together Anger!!
amundsen stop pulling you cuck
Oh fuck they’re gaining hard now
>>152225572It was the same last year desu. Always people talking about how he is super fast, only for him to have mid skiing times in any biathlon race he participates in.
>>152225565I said it before and I'm gonna say it again: the langrenn ability of biathletes is underrated. In Langrenn all you have to do is to run. You can maximalize the pace simply based on given condition. Weather, snow, personal form, current in-race postition etc. In biathlon the shooting/missing puts a much more complex factor to it than the time loss. Managing this isn't easy. By far not every langrenner would succeed in biathlon.
Klæbo dropping? Har he become a climblet?
>>152225626>what is tactics?
Here comes the sweep
>>152225601>uncomfortable to uphold eye contact for 4 seconds>randomly opneing mouth without saying anything>awkward lip biteyeah, this is autismalso>quirkyhallo, zoomer!
COME ON ANGER
RAGE AND ANGER
ANGER ANGER ANGER
That sunrise is kino. Ruka is beautiful
>>152225634You were saying?
I hate them so much
>kläboLOL
fucking swede ruining our sweep!
>>152225665Heh, I was talking about his strategy to save some power today for the Olympics...
>only doubleYikes!
Klaebo is PISSED
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