prev>>152169876
>>152206673>early
>>152206673That boy ain’t right
Hope everyone had a Happy Thanksgiving.
>>152207042did you draw this?
Ahem*FUCK L/A/*
We need nu tho
>>152207115This. So much this.
>>152207042Imagine these being my 4 harem
All of my this
If a baseball player has an OPS of 5.000, never gives a single run as a starting pitcher, played all 162 games in the regular season and all the games in the postseason, and won the World Series in the same year, what would that mean?
>>152207749That player is too big for baseball so then you have start Baseball 2 to properly account for his stats.
Holy freakin crap Lois
>>152207367he will be eating good again soon
beisbol
>>152207749They would still bring in less money than Ohtani unless they're japanese too.
If a baseball player had a woman's ass, what would that mean?
It's cold and foggy.
>>152208393>fundies actually believe this
rockies got the gumption to take em far
>>152208679My mistake
rockies literally have like 2-3 okay players. they are impossibly bad. they don't even have a crochet they can trade to jump start it.
>>152209122Rockies > your team
Rock ‘em!
White rats desu
Give those rockies a chance
Ratiners!
>>152209627Many are saying this.
to beat the champs, you gotta knock em out
>>152209898Source?
Good afternoon, /mleebsters/!
>>152209978It's pronounced /molb/
>>152209898*beans ohtani in the face with a 98 mph heater*
i feel bad for any of these kids drafted by the rockies.
>>152208519Yes. Please explain to us what it would mean.
>>152209998no it's mleb
It’s emelbee btw
>>152208549magic in the market today, lighting is at 5. santas gonna be there with his reindeer and everything. :)
>>152211338THE emelbee
>>152211342Santa’s not real, STUPID
>>152211389watch your mouth or you're getting coal for christmas, you dumb fuck he's always listening.
true
>>152211342comfy!
Would anyone sign my petition to have artillery bombard the North Pole, Santa has to stop it with the kids and elf's
>>152211389Someone stuff this guy
>>152211389Harness this reindeer!
>>152211389Say that again, punk. I dare you.
>>152211756I made like 25 jars of jam and syrup with those strawberries and they've all been eaten or gifted away already. Gonna have to make more next year...maybe blueberries as well.
>>152212212Are you m’sbro?
>>152207456DELET THIS
>>152212260I suppose.
>>152211389wrap this faggot up in a bow and fuck his ass
>>152211389Yeah, you're on the naughty list for sure, now watch me hit this shit 580ft.
>>152211744favorite albert belle momenthttps://youtu.be/VV3fNK31HD4?si=GcGYHZ6UfkD2N83l
>>152212486based
santa a commie, his whole is dressing up like karl marx and giving out free stuffForced work as well with his elf's
decoy's on the naughty list this year for the sin of greed
Recker status?
>>152213168
should I rewatch the sopranos?
Kek seeth ya stupid bitch
>It looks like you aren't yet a FanGraphs Member (or aren't logged in). We aren't mad, just disappointed.
>Closer Ryan Helsley and the Baltimore Orioles are in agreement on a two-year contract with an opt-out after the first season, pending physical, sources tell ESPN. Helsley, who fielded interest from teams to convert to a starter, will be the ninth-inning option for Baltimore.https://x.com/JeffPassan/status/1994863699903860926
We are so back
>>152214619i sleep
>>152206673you got a non-ant version of that pic, OP?
>>152213803only if you're a mets fan
>Rumor: The Phillies and Kyle Schwarber are not close to a deal after the team given him a 7 year contract worth 210 million was declined.Yeah I'd rather let him walk lol. Not worth paying that much already for a 33 going 34 year old dude who can lose that power hitting at any moment due to age decline.
>>152214871Like said in the last thread. Phillies would benefit more from the likes of Alonso than Schwarber at this point considering the team values Harper more than both. Alonso helps out fill a swap spot for DH duties for Harper while Schwarber doesn't. Also he's a few years younger. And lastly will be the cheaper option.
my future reliever turned starter is spending his offseason showing off his girl's ass while he bounces on a trampoline
>>152214946Pete AlFatso!!!
>>152214716>he misses the national anthemNGMI
semen shitted gape
>>152215092Kyle Schwarpoo!
>>152214458that's too much money
>>152214871>>152214946Phillies are either going to do nothing or do something completely retarded. Whichever it is I'm gonna laugh at hard. Problem is I have to wait since forgot when the winter meetings will be.
its uphttps://youtube.com/shorts/u756NduM5Os?si=GSYrJSkd5tFyq8BL
>>152214458I still can’t figure how impossibly bad he was for my mets last year. How do we blame this on Fransisco Lindor?
>>152214716*dodger fan
>>152214716oof madone
>>152215479Take it easy, we’re not filming a western here.
>>152215440he was bad for the cardinals before he got traded. they should have moved him the offseason before. mozeliak was such a terrible GM.
Which other players show off their girl’s ass?
>>152215440>So why didn’t Ryan Helsley pitch to his stuff last year? A late-August article attributed his struggles to pitch tipping, and the piece noted Helsley was working on his mechanics to fix it. He was setting up and getting into his delivery differently on the fastball and slider, and it was apparent to hitters.>But even once he knew this was a problem, he couldn’t quite get a handle on his fastball because he didn’t feel comfortable with the new mechanics. This mirrors some issues that Jesús Luzardo had during the 2025 season, and it took the Philadelphia Phillies’ lefty about a month to work through the fixes. Maybe Helsley just didn’t have enough time to get used to the adjustments before the season was over.>>152215247>reached a two-year, $28 million agreementWhy do you think that? I think he will have a bounce back season. He still has some of the most electric stuff in the majors and a good track record. I think he’ll definitely perform better than someone like Raisel Iglesias. In fact, I think he took a discount to get a player option.>A metric like Stuff+ — a number that captures the physical qualities of a pitch — has a more complicated relationship with starting pitcher outcomes because of their elaborate arsenals, but Stuff+ has a more direct correlation with reliever success. Look at the top 10 relievers by the Stuff+ number, and even if they don’t all have top-of-the-league gas, almost all of them had success.
>>152215433>hoff jeffmanblow gays kek
>>152214871>>152214946If they are willing to go 7 years on Schwarber, just go 7 years on Alonso. They need a big right handed hitter anyway since the best one they have is Turner. Alonso is the only guy available who is even close to Schwarber in terms of power.Then sign O'Hearn to replace Castellanos. Then decide what you want to do with CF and get another SP, presumably a RH one.
>>152215640>Why do you think that?coz I wanted him for cheaper
>blue jays and yankees were the last two AL teams to make the world series>so now every analyst pretends they're the most in competition teams in the ALthat seems kind of dumb. It's really dumb with Imai analysis, since his whole "I want to take down the Dodgers" thing makes people think he's going to one of those two teams even though the jays were a fluke and the stankees are frauds
>>152215760Ok, that's understandable
>>152215789now we move on to fairbanks..
>>152215227Pete FAGGOT kek
>>152215836Kyle PHILTHIE Kek!
Who did it better, /mlb/?>>152215092>>152215836or>>152215227>>152215869
>>152216047FAGGets kek!
>>152216047One made the playoffs this year, the other didn't. One lost to the Dodgers in humiliating fashion, the other likely would've done the same.
/mlub/
Azz
>jankees/stankees>tardinals/gay louis >blow gays/blue jeets>pebbles>dbags/sneks>jints/vagiants>sewers/broors>doyers/doggie doos >gloryholes>gnats>barves>cusb>mest/FAGGets>resd>poodres>tloses/twinks>anaels>philthies>pierats>marlels>trashtros/asstros>rags>gAys>memeiners>roylels>red sux/period sox>Gays>whos/whosox>losedians>tigays/detoiletwhat am I missing?
>>152217050Walgreens=Nationals. Also add Lillies/Sillies to the Philthies
>>152217050no...NO!!!
>>152217095And Barfs to Barves. Jints to Giants
>>152217050Baskin Robert’s Trust Fund Team for dodgers
>>152214871is this not the best deal schwarbs would get?
>>152217478More then that. Called he and his agent are being greedy retards. Schwarber for his age is at best 4 years 130 million.
>>152217050>cubesFor Cubs.
>>152217050Let’s give kek scuba its due
>blue jays couldn"t score bases loaded against some old dad known to blow playoff games
Damn.
>>152214654nah. but got a rangers version
>>152217412forced meme
>>152218091Cram it, fundie!
nap time
>>152218194Does /mlb/ do caturday?
poodrepacos seething kek
blow gays kek
>>152218279mleb is a cat gennyalso a dog genny
>>152218470my uncle was an amateur boxer and trained the family cat to box. lucky would've fucked this cat up.
>>152218399>>152218469kek
gaybaw
Cubs win it all
>POODRES
>>152218747jackie redmond warming up in the bullpen
who is your guys favorite player? and what's your favorite position for receiving anal penetration?
>>152218974ReckerAnal
Top Remaining Free Agents (From MLBTR's Top 50 FAs):1. Kyle Tucker2. Bo Bichette>3. Dylan Cease - TOR $210M / 7yrs4. Munetaka Murakami5. Alex Bregman6. Framber Valdez7. Tatsuya Imai8. Cody Bellinger9. Kyle Schwarber10. Ranger Suarez11. Pete Alonso>12. Josh Naylor - SEA $92.5M / 5yrs13. Edwin Diaz14. Michael King15. Zac Gallen16. Devin Williams>17. Brandon Woodruff - MIL $22.05M / 1yr>18. Trent Grisham - NYY $22.05M / 1yr19. Kazuma Okamoto20. Eugenio Suarez21. Robert Suarez>22. Shota Imanaga - CHC $22.05M / 1yr23. Jorge Polanco24. Chris Bassitt25. Merrill Kelly26. Brad Keller27. Lucas Giolito28. Ha-Seong Kim29. J.T. Realmuto30. Ryan O'Hearn31. Harrison Bader>32. Raisel Iglesias - ATL $16M / 1yr33. Nick Martinez34. Luis Arraez35. Zack Littell>36. Ryan Helsley - BAL $28M / 2yrs>37. Gleyber Torres - DET $22.05M / 1yr38. Justin Verlander39. Cody Ponce40. Kyle Finnegan41. Luke Weaver42. Tyler Rogers43. Seranthony Dominguez44. Pete Fairbanks45. Gregory Soto46. Emilio Pagan47. Tyler Mahle48. Max Scherzer49. Victor Caratini50. Willi Castro
the rest? all future dodgers
>>152212212based
>>152219677kek, i forgot about that stupid cease contract
>>152218194k I just woke upwhat's going on
>>152219867duccs won
Ded genny ded sport
>>152220493>why is the general so slow during the off-season?
DFA Jeff McNeil.
>>152219888debatable
enjoy, gloryholes!
>>152218747HANG THE BANNER
>>152218747>>152220598can a wrestlingfag explain why they have two rings?
If somehow the team isn't able to afford Okamoto, I hope they target Ha-seong Kim who should be cheaper. He's been outstanding defensively at every position he's played in his career. This season he had a rough year due to injuries, but he's projected to be average offensively next season. Would help the team defensively a lot
Don't even bother. The Royals aren't going to win shit. You'd be better off waiting for the Chiefs to finish their retooling.
based muncyposter
>>152220640because three is too many and one is not brought
>>152220580He's good
>today is Vin Scully’s birthday and none of the doyerpacos posted about it because they don’t know who he is
hb Vin
>>152220822when i was a kid survivor series was just a series of 4 man tag team matches. if it's still this format, I bet they'll have two matches with SIXTEEN SUPERSTARS going on at the same time for maximum cross-match hijinks.
rockies eyein up some key pieces
>>152220898I miss him every dayunless you're autistic, however, you'd probably need to be on social media to even know it's his birthday.
>>152221018
>>152221056Crazy that Kerch is only three years younger than vin in this photo
Kerch was a typo but if he was actually named Clayton Kerchaw he would have had a 1.5 post season ERA.
>>152221056:(
Bruh, why does San diego always have to go into playoffs against juggernaut team. First it was Tigers, 95 yanks, prime Joe motanana, UCONN and now muller. Even if we did comeback, we gotta face Mess for the finals lmao
>>152221244Hey, backwoods retard? Not now, not ever.
>>152221799 to beat the champs, you gotta knock em out
>>152221758wish we could get more stuff like this in mlb. not sure about possible backslash/pushback to that kind of behavior though.
>>152221799The cubs were not a juggernaut
>>152221855Trvk.
I guess you could say the Padres should just Cease operations already
Seems like Realmuto is heading back to Philly on a 3 year deal.
I'm going to McDonald's, anyone want anything?
>>152222781who is this clown bitch?
>>152222623I think they're in the most unenviable spot this offseason of the top teams-having to re-sign a lot of their own aging players on more expensive deals just to maintain their positioning.
>>152222831Some cringe zoomie attention whore. We live in the gayest timeline.
>>152222781I look like this
>>152223147Girls are not allowed to post here
>>152223147let's see that clussy
>>152222879Realmuto I get because lets be real Marchan and Stubbs are NOT starting everyday catchers. It was either bring back Realmuto or send a kings random for Adley Rutschman like some people are reporting. They could let Schwarber walk since they already have a fuckload of outfielders as is and seems like they're tying to make Harper the full time DH going forward.
>>152222623>>152223315If only they only had a catcher that's younger and better than Realmuto... oh right they traded them both away for Marsh and Duran. Bet they regret the Marsh trade now huh?
>>152223315They’re gonna need a first baseman not named Pete Alonso tho
>>152223315>or send a kings random for Adley Rutschmannot the worst idea in the world
>>152223399>>or send a kings random for Adley Rutschmando you want the orioles to beat the dodgers in 2027?
>>152223399Problem is the Os will want both Painter and likely Miller as part of the deal since doubt they'd bite on the likes of Crawford ever.
>>152223390It's gonna be Rhys Hoskins coming back if it's not Pete.
>>152223476possibly. rutschman did have a down year with the bat and he's probably not re-signing, so maybe at least make a phone call.
>>152223526Which think they did if the Realmuto back to the Phillies rumor is true and could be announced as early as Tuesday.
>>152223437Orioles are going to fuck up by holding onto too many of their guys too long instead of biting the bullet to either pay or trade for the kind of pitching they'll need for a realistic shot.
SD sports curse, more like SKILL issue. I guess we always have Gulls and SD G league clippers to fill the void. *sigh*
>>152223800Whatever those are.
>>>/mu/128641481this is /mlb/
>>152223918We ain't even... ugh forget it
>>152223918I had no idea
>>152223918psychogang played us like a damn fiddle...
>>152223918the gay gods are having their way
ya'll niggas dun gaped my ass
I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin', basedball ass is best ass.
>>152223918so that's what happens in wpop. always wondered
>>152224431i look like that
>>152224513how small is your penis?
Fuck canada
The World Series ended 4 weeks ago
>>152224614
>>152224626what the fuck was he thinking sliding into home like that
>>152224809he must've thought he redeemed himself from the previous night and that there was no way they could blow the game
>>152224857that fag thought that was going to be the game winning run of a game 7 of the World Series and was trying to have an iconic photographic image of it.
>>152224902It's iconic alright
>>152224623It’s kino every time
are the blow gays the greatest ever team to choke a world series game 7?
>>152225017no, the yankees still are
>>152225020If you're referring to 1960, that's hard to be mad at. Fuck Bill Mazerowski anyway though.
>>152224925>it's in the b ag
>>152225044I'm talking about 2001.
>>152225017they weren't a great team. they were a very good team that played great baseball in the post season.
>>152225071That was a heartbreaker. Outscored the dbags and still lost. Craig Counsell is cool though. It unironically was our turn.
>>152225089If it makes you feel any better my default assumption is still the Yankees are winning again.
stankeedoo ‘em!
>>152223800breaking the curse next year, trust
kek em
gm
gn
go jays go
snow is here
Morning all.
>>152226630that is very strange, i randomly came across todd hollandsworth baseballreference page yesterday despite not thinking of him in ~20 years
>>152226630gm
>>152223918nothin wrong with a little bump and grind, playa!
>>152226672yeah, I also saw the thread about notable rookie of the year pairings on reddit/baseball with him and paJeeter in '96, you're right it's a page with better baseball discussion
go back
>>152220898They'd rather obsess over the Padres
rockies
gm mariners nationit's still cold and foggy
>>152224431but only when the women are built like women
The Red Sox are OUT of money.
everyone uses reddit, get over it
>>152229189>Cummy Gay was the big move
REV UP THOSE STOVES
>>152229362Based RC, fuck em down
>>152229362>>152230504you two need to hit the bricks
>>152231715RC won
Where's Cy Sneed going?
>>152228787good morning. the sun is actually out a bit today, haven't seen it in a while. :)
>>152233395We need snow now more than ever but the east coasties keep hogging all da flakes.
>>152234330got buried here in stl
>>152234499I love the snow but Californians drive even worse in it and back east they intentionally rust out your undercarriage with salt.
>>152234330kinda fucked up desu. gib snow pls
>>152234330Mad?
>>152235013>no baseball>no snow>no stoveIs this how Manfred wants to be remembered? As a do-nothing?
>>152207456If my Phillies sign that fat useless fuck I will whine really loudly on the Internet.
Ryan Sloan’s looking good>Highest K-BB% by a pitching prospect under age 20 in 2025 (Min 50 IP).>Ryan Sloan was selected in the 2nd round by the Mariners in the 2024 draft and has quickly impressed scouts with his combination of size, stuff, and command at just 19 years old. His fastball sits in the mid 90s with ~13" iVB from a 5.4' vertical release. His slider is a nasty offering, reaching upwards of 20" of sweep while sitting in the mid 80s. It is easily a plus pitch and has the potential to be an elite weapon. His changeup may be the best in the Mariners system thanks to its late fading action. Sloan has the ideal frame for a pitcher which pairs well with his smooth and repeatable delivery. He has a massive up arrow on him and room with plenty of room to fill out. His upside is a frontend starter, and all signs point to him rapidly approaching top pitching prospect status.
what went wrong?
The only good pitchers are the ones who can throw 100 mph.
>>152235808Love that Anaheim front office, they're the best in the business.
>>152236623He’s literally a girl tho
>>152236718i can think of 10 things more important>moxie>grit>salt>determination>heart>drive>instinct>gumption>willpower>tenacity
>>152212212based homer canner. whatever happened to fruitpie
>>152237322I’m wondering the same about Foodpie.
its uphttps://youtu.be/1r7RlqqSZ0s?si=-0F5HO5zQc-Dx61Y
>>152222781The McRib is back FYI
>>152236858They really are
>If you stick a zinc nail (or galvanized screw) into one half and a copper penny (or piece of copper pipe) into the other half, the natural citric acid acts as electrolyte and the two metals create a voltage of about 0.9–1.1 volts per grapefruit.>Hook four or five grapefruit in series and you can actually run a small digital clock or light a bright LED for days.
>The record for the hamburger with the maximum number of beef patties (recognized by Guinness World Records) is held by the "Monster Thickburger" from Jack in the Box, which stacks 9 quarter-pound patties (totaling 2.25 lbs of beef) along with bacon, cheese, and other toppings on a single bun. It was introduced as a limited-time menu item in 2004 and remains the official record for most patties in a commercially produced and sold hamburger.
>>152222781mcchicken
>>152237322A homer canner is the only type of homer the Mariners experienced for many years.
>>152237625Are you Fruitpie?
>>152237703Are you Foodpie?
>>152237578gross>>152237768based
Stove status?
>>152237578You fucking clown. I hate you. McBitch ass liar
>>152237578I need it.
>>152229189Yeah, just can't expect poverty teams like the Red Sox to try and compete.
lol
>>152238550Reheating leftovers.
doggiedoos kek
I need to be stuffed
DYINGOUT
>>152241822you mean you're hungry? out of thanksgiving leftovers?
its uphttps://youtu.be/XLadkQOSw2E?si=y0NqlPWBOpFoMw5f
>>152241982How the hell did they film that?
