Jones is not gay
jones is gay
we are herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaB7dOV7yqU
Stop putting images like this as the thread, it shows up in the catalog and everyone going to other sports threads can see it
>>152207297we rape every sport here
>>152207297I don't mind people seeing me b
Luke Rockhold disproves the blackpill>male model>elite fighter>huge hog....>40 year old drug addict>only son killed by a whore>eternally uncomfortableyou can be the perfect man but if you're just a little off you're fucked in the long run.
/blanchy/
>>152207297That's too bad, kid.
>>152207337HEATER
>>152207320more like it grows the blackpill
>>152207320I dont understand the syntax did luke's son get killed? How can a dude as gifted as Rockhold fuck up that bad
>>152207325Post more>>152207320You sound like a pussy
Spouses don't get knocked out
>>152207297>stop"stopped reading there. thanks for the blog, really grateful to have you here." - FM
>>152207359he knocked up some model and she left him then aborted his son. it's what actually flushed him yet heemsters aren't clocked into this tea somehow when we're all gossip girls living on the internet.
should i weem a prostitute or take stimulants and go to the gym ? it's my last day of holiday.
>>152207368maybe i am maybe i aint. all i know is bitch niggas wont break my spirit
If I knocked up that Model she would of kept it, I'm just built differently from Luke Rockhold.
>>152207408drink copious amounts of water then run a marathon
>>152207384>t. queen bitch
>>152207431i think the queen b of heem is either sneed or finland. seems like every time i hop on they're dominating the thread.
>>152207412I stand corrected and submit my heemcession
I know if I knocked out that same model she wouldn't have kept it
>>152207373holy kek
>>152207466bless up big man
>>152207453There are multiple finns and only one sneed thougheverbeit besides the queen is obviously porky pig queen peppa the brazzaphile
>>152207408rhetorical question. we both know you're going to start with the stimulants and figure the rest out.
>>152207498you're all gonna get v& soon enough
>>152207408all three should be manageable
>>152207384all we hear is stories like this from these mma goofs. for me it's war machine eating christy macks asshole and posting it for the world to see. Sorry bro, I dont care how gorgeous a woman or bimbod I avoid that butthole cause I know danger lurks within
>>152207498damn im behind on heemlore i thought there was only the finn and a bong visiting finland or something
Dang, this explains alot
>>152207517what's that
>>152207510simply faxx.. i'm thinking stimulants, then pick up a prozzie, take her to the gym to flex on the peons, then grocery shopping to flex on girls i used to go to school with, then a jerky and sloppy kissing outside the mcdonalds, then solo at the bar, then hometime for tea.
>>152207541this is bullshit lol
>>152207534War Machine didn't deserve the sentence they gave him. christie mack was an evil conniving bitch she. She got a thrill off controlling a little retarded human pitbull until he snapped.
>>152207540it would be easier if everybody used names
>>152207541get fucking rektd, when are retards going to understand that the main purpose of the company is to ENTERTAINT people. The whole "we're here to find out who the best in the world is" is just bullshit marketing. Fuck joe rogan, give me heems or give me death
>>152207565what's the stim situation like in south africa? we talking coke or amphs?
>>152207541THANK YOU PARAMOUNT, KILL THOSE FUCKERS WITH FIRE.
>>152207541Mosvar doesn't get title shots because he's refused to fight twice in a year
>>152207598>Entertain*
>>152207571you might be right but I don't think people here can even begin to comprehend what types of people call the shots at Paramount.
>>152207583agreed sometimes i miss the storyline cause im too busy reposting heems
>>152207517Unlikely
>>152207541kek also I hope that means we get pereira jiri 3 before he moves up to jonesweight
>>152207634jesus christ almost bloody killed him, good shit tho
>>152207646the day it happens, justice will begin
CUT DC FROM COMMENTARY WHILE YOUR AT IT PARAMOUNTHIS BS LOVE FOR MEN HUGGING IS RUINING COMMENTARY
Why is Jon gay
>>152207565>>152207598>>152207653Damn you guys are REALLY retarded you got fooled by a random twitter clout chaser
>>152207541the jews have to be hating how dagestani domination is humanizing their great enemy, and are adjusting accordingly >>152207606in this case amph powder. there's a shitton of drugs here but the quality is absolute dogshit. finding coke that hasn't been cut 20 times or more is almost impossible, but i suppose that applies anywhere these days.
>>152207705the same reason you're miserable and lonely: nature
The interim belt isn’t a world title
>>152207705He is not stop saying that or I'll leave
Based paramount trying to bring violence back
Lonely and gay in margheritaville
>>152207712You guys were parroting the guy talking about the FBI investigation stfu
The average /heem/ poster is so low IQ they take the word of the legendary Casual MMA as fact
paramount to the UFC when they tried to schedule volk vs mosvar
>>152207761Casual MMA is Dana Whites burner account retard
>>152207761We're not taking it as fact. But we think its cool as FUCK. The era of gay stalling and non-heems is over
paramount pressure made him cheat
>>152207761I'm out of the MMA Twitter loop is casual MMA the black Jon Jones fan that beat up a teenage girl at mcdonalds and got arrested or is out the guy that threatened Dustin poiriers family? Either way the account is bs
>>152207713yea i can imagine.. might want to look into dark net markets, i imagine aussie vendors would supply south africans. i think you're a smart guy so maybe just check out dark dot fail on tor browser then find a reputable plug/market. would definitely be worth the hour it takes to set up, at least here in the states the price/quality ratio is crazy and has boys thinking im some kingpin lol
>>152207753You can just say you is retarded b it's ok
>>152207712can a nigga be wishful
>>152207761im negative iq then cause i get my news from heem
Buck breaking Jon again in Kadyrov's bedroomlooking for my sandblaster and lubesome people claim that topping chocolate jawns is gaaaaybut I don'tit's just alpha male shit
>i think you're a smart guy so maybe just check out dark dot fail on tor browser then find a reputable plug/market
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-ZemCg06mQ>brazil iq only
>>152207781I'm having suspicions about that desu
the amount of impotent seething generated by /heem/ is pathetic. nothing separates most of you from the average woman
>>152207892I have a penis
>>152207892The average woman doesn't have a 6 inch penis like me
Just remembered The Reaper's nearly 2 year long reign as Undisputed Champion
>you know theres no fear going on here bud
>>152207913>>152207916great minds think alike
>>152207886Dana hates Jones no matter what some fatty streamer boy says
>>152207844>you is
>>152207942
>>152207826ya i've ordered from darkweb before, just pills through. my mate got his order seized (luckily just psychs) so ever since then i've been cautious. SA customs is surprisingly elite. it's just the local police that can be bent.
make fence grabbing legal
15 minutes!
>hw champ: eye poked by a french>lhw champ: nearly dies to fake virus>mw champ: who?>ww champ: who?>lw champ: who? (retired)>fw champ: who? >bw champ: who?they need to market these fighters on bags of chips or something. women dont count.
Heemsters be real dorks istg
>>152207976ah makes sense i didnt even think of the fact that sa is a lawless wasteland. at least we have usps ensuring that any coon who tampers with a package without warrant is cooked. at least you guys got quaaludes. lucky as hell
>gotta finish 80 pages of Pride & Prejudice>gotta finish 100 pages of Sufist philosophy>gotta write a 5 page paper on the American literary canon>gotta complete 80 problems on Symbolic Logic>gotta take an LSAT practice exam>all before the end of tomorrowI'm so cooked
Pereira
>>152208056We don't care bitch go do your homework
>at least we have usps ensuring that any coon who tampers with a package without warrant is cooked.>at least you guys got quaaludes. lucky as hellPlease this cringe is unbearable Mr White
>>152208056
>>152208056damn i remember university. except all my reading work was physics, calc, and advance bio.
>>152207541You retards actually believe this?
>>152208056shouldnt have procrastinated, b you might be able to ask for extensions, but what you really need to do is stop being entertained so thoroughly by my amazing posts and leave this place
>>152208056i remember like 3 years ago there was this verbose heemster (us flag) talking about studying for his lsat and he was just blogposting about that a few months ago too. i hope he gets his life in order cause lol
>>152208056Pride and Prejudice is like 1,5t long movie I'm sure you can find youtube summaries of everything
>>152208056forget about it, its time. time to relax, here have a beer.
Post things that excite my peins, NOW
>>152208054mandrax (street quaaludes) is not that fun bro. certainly not worth fomo. if you take even a smidge too much you are instantly teleported into a holding cell / crashed car / lawn outside your ex's house, and sub-anaesthetic doses are just an even dirtier xanax daze.
>>152208080oh not the rolex
>>152208172Dana White
>>152208172>i told you i circle the cage, with slight engagement for 15 minutes>what the hell is wrong with you people
>>152208172
>>152208202
According to google translate:When you wanted a Rolex, but all you got was a bus trip to Osasco.
>>152208229It’s always 40 year old women with short hair.
Erin's mean and disparaging(but truthful) comments towards Maycee Barber broke her. Now Maycee is doing full ass shots and showing under titty.
>>152208229is this what an average morning in Findomland looks like bro ?
>>152208056What's the point you will be replaced by LLMs by next year
>>152207761for a while i genuinely thought Evloev was british
>>152208274Proofs?!
i think this is what gets me out of my rizz rut. its peak confidence
>>152208172Homosexual intercourse (male)
>>152208308For me yes but I unironically look almost exactly like luke rockhold
>>152208329bamboozled
>>152208329Just disgusting. Maycee went through a massive change up on social media. She know longer shows off her camo hats and Gerber knives. I guess The Future was grim.
>>152208324Two more weeks?
>>152208056acting like it's a Sisyphean task just don't waste time on the literary things read summaries or whtv and pick 3-4 good examples for ur thesis no need to reinvent the wheel and you'll have enough time for those 80 problems and keep the test practice for last obviously
>>152208380>sneakersugh gross ass
still trying to get pussy huh? well let the huntington beach bad boy let you in on a little secret, you need to be rich like me. You can. kiss. my. ass.
>>152208056unironically this is the time for Adderall. these are the times that go pills were designed for. Adderall and techno. it will be close, and it will break you, but you can do all of that in 12 hours.
>>152208380This is a terrible picture she should feel bad
>>152208380This the bytch who "got a seizure" just minutes before stepping into the hexagon with the blanch
I remember when Tito almost subbed Lyoto with a triangle and you know what I wish he won. Thankfully he absolutely buried Bader later on and sent him to Bellator bum town
"if there is one thing i know it is getting pussy. co founder and founder of punishment athletics allowed me to lead a life of luxury, grace, and most of all richness. seethe more you poor sunuva bitch!" - TO
Blanchfield is a lovely name for a lovely lady, barber is a profession for homosexuals and arabs but I repeat myself
When I was 10 I thought Tito was coolIm 35 and I think Tito is cool
/heem/ has been significantly more comfy now that south Afrigga and Kuwait joined in. Or maybe because it’s Saturday morning, who knows.
>>152208412My brother who moved to Florida and became a cop says they all go to Titos restaurant for lunch and next time I stop by he's taking me there.
>>152208359No i'm quite certain you look like pic related and browse 4chan inside a pic related and the minge you heem is sitting beside you in pic related
>>152208494I'm here too dickhead
>>152208494every problem can be solved with LOVE and EMPATHY <3 we are all one
>>152208494:)
>>152208506I actually know timo irl
>>152208497nice. let him he is still the peoples champ
>>152208494Im hear
>>152208494hap
>>152208437please do not show investment in wmma here, that's fucking disgusting
>>152208515Hey what’s, Dawg?
>>152208591
There is no better combination than MMA fighter X pornstar.
>>152208546that's actually beautiful >>152208494that's that third world soul. but i'm leaving tomorrow sadly
how we do goofs in brampton
>>152208587I have all I want and more and it feels like nothing
>>152208591I'm gonna punish the cup and turn him into a pot
>fight game 2025>buncha faggots
There is simply no way Yan can ever beat Merab.It just cannot happen.Yan will start slow like he always does. But against Merab, this means getting taken down and mauled for most of the round.By round 3, Yan, if he survives, will be too tired to fight effectively. And even imagining that he somehow manages to download the data in the first 2 or 3 rounds (he won't, because he'll be on the floor), well Merab's cardio will be more than enough to offset that data-download anyway.This is a fight that Yan can not and will not ever win.
>>152208614He's a real legend
>>152208614I don't think I'm leaving anytime soon it's quite comfy, maybe to the UAE but who knows
>>152208669going down on a single mother prostitute with bolt ons is just as gay as giving a dude head. chuck has done both
There is simply no way you can stop a man who has downloaded that much data, period.
I liked this look on tito
>>152208611>>152208669>>152208706sovlsomebody put on the Never Back Down soundtrack
>>152208380She paid for those tits she has to show them now
his giant head + handlebar mustache is mean lmao
>>152208706Who's the skirt
>>15220838952
>>152208746i thought he was a chuck for a second
we are here nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_5CtGOWHMQ
>>152208746is that Rampage?
>>152208777Formerly sneed
>>152208613Hijabi MILF x anon is more kino
id do whatever chuck says
>hit the chuck hang loose loose>do the wand hand stretch>burry them like tito "ill have the number 3"
if he went full tito id support
>>152208139kek that's me. That was last January bapa. I did okay on the LSAT (168/93rd percentile) but I'm gonna retake it while applying to law school. My life still isn't together but we're getting there.
modern mma is an exercise in boring homosexual crotch sniffing and pillow fisted degeneracy. except for MY boy Jiri Prochazka. Let's go for that.
imagine the reimagining of tito vs chuck, it would be horrible. it'd be some down on his luck dusty cornrows nigga finally getting a shot against a guy who tattooed swastikas on his face, and in the end he wins then shoots off to the moon with snowbunnies. Why is America so fucking gay and retarded, I am actually tired of it but there's nowhere to go
CHILLS...
>>152208929We're full
>>152208913Either Dana's love of bacha bazzi or he felt real warmth when those inbred retards hugged him I don't know but he sent UFC into a complete fucking spiral and I hate him for it
>>152208932>oliver>caldwell>guidanice
>>152208949Unless Erin is asking
>>152208753Tito Ortiz
>>152208929gulf is pretty comfy imo if u don't plan to stay for life, the pay is great and there're no taxes whatsoever
I would never lose to a dagestani cock breather because I'd fucking blow half his head off with my .45 brother do you hear me NOW! Swing your rocks practice double leg humping all you want because brazza if you come upon me it's over because I shouldnt own a gun but I live in America so I have several, what you do now? Fazza cant save you, you killed him! Threw covid on his pillow! I hope to God in my lifetime moslems try to erect a mosque that blares call to prayer where I live. It'd be over in a fucking week.
>>152208986dont forget bella eff'n mir, the heir to mir enterprises
no fights this week? disasterous
>>152209030"id let her play with the boys, ya know what i mean" - uncle creepy
*circles the cage around you*
lil guys got heart
There are only three ones and onlys
>its on a gimmick app channel why are they doing guida like that? RAF
>>152207222*enters thread*
>>152209213barber fucked his shit up
>>152208932>BladesEasy work for her
>>152209304
>>152209077I'm seriously considering going outside, thanks a lot dana
>>152209273*tap tap*
>>152209430Der Zog
>>152209315i bet she farted there
I have some serious STANK dick going on right now and am still going to go hit crunch to keep my physique chiseled like it was made of marble
>>152209027*Breaks your thumbs* Now your boomer gun won't even function KWAB
charles vs max 2 for the bmf belt is the fight to make 324 a bangster
>had it up to here with the jon jones is gay shit>he is, so what
>>152208080what happing here
>>152209586What's this in english
>>152209622>cocks leg with illegally bought china lake style grenade launcherWANNANOW
I keep getting AI ads for gambling fuck you dana this is your fault I want to watch video essays about the inca fuck you fuck you fuck you
Barber's pictures absolutely suck
im not talking shit about your brother, im just saying he is a piece of shit
>>152209690Cheeky the interview reference from James Franco get some fucking culture
>>152209700That cheating fuck is grabbing the fence smdh baka senpai
>>152209884Sounds helwani
Ilia fumbled the bad Arman secured the check.
>>152209884>>152209965>His father was of Portuguese and Swedish ancestry, while his mother was from a family ofRussian Jews.
i told you, im a fucking hitman
>>152210032Pretty sure Franco is Italian dumbass
Divorcepuria I fear
>>152207222Should i switch from boxers to boxer/briefs or plain briefs? I'm 28 and feel like boxers are a little juvenile
>>152210149Looks french to me buddeh
>>152207297there's nothing wrong with attracting attention
>>152210162yeah I made the switch years ago and don't regret it at all. boxer briefs also cup your balls betterI got some brand called Joyful or something off amazon
Drop me some motivational heems I can get energy from while I warmup on the treadmill, some real DAWLG in em heems
BECAUSE I'M HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMINHEEMING LIKE A SUNDAY MORNING
Just rewatched Volk vs Lopes and my immediate takeaway is that if Volk had KO power in his hands, Lopes would have been out of there in round 1. Completely different level of fighting skill
toporiocels wanted u to think that pitbull goblina was the most beautiful woman in the worled... is the kid even his?
>>152209315Shame she probably can't make 135
>>152210252>only 1 rewatch
Jacking the Maddalena lads
>i climbed big bear mountain with a forty-five-pound-pack
Volk is Macedonian but Lopes is of Aztec warrior and the defeat only made him stronger Dana just doesn't fucking miss with his matchmaking
>>152210370thanks for letting us know mid jack you exceedingly lonely miserab
>>152210275in miami the seed of many males fertilise a woman's eggs not unlike the common trout ... the mother and child ultimately belongs to the city streets.
zenkai boost lopes clears
>>152210496>Lopes is an Aztec warriorHe's a Brazilian, he just lives in Mexico
"lets do volk/lopes 2, you think joe would think we dun good?"
these "champs" need champ lessons from pentoja and xitter lessons from paulo costa smdh
I saw a commercial once and it was a black family driving to go snow skiing and it couldnt have been AI but my god why the fuck put them in a scenario like that? I have never seen a black person even go outside when it snows, now I'm supposed to believe coco gumbo is a figure skater? Not me brother, never me
>>152210698Literally came here to post this
pantoja's title defenses include the current #10 ranked fighter and 2 unranked fighters
Boy one day you'll be a man
>>152210564brazil is just baja aztec
One time I got nut tapped really hard in middle school and I had revenge on my mind after that so when I saw the rat bastard that did it I fired a huge haymaker to his balls Post times where you had that dawlg in you
Max killing another unc.
damn, with Max vs Charles BMF bout all but confirmed, UFC 324 is looking fucking stacked
Lenne Hardt ladyboy stripclub announcer
Dana the generosity is too much!!!
Volk and jelly roll collaboration just dropped Keep it or need it?
>the retired man
Sup niggers?
If Max vs Charles is really gonna be on 324, it should definitely be headlining. Its more of a title eliminator than the actual intermediate title fight
We got a fight night at the gaypex at least tonight or is Dana running a support group
Should be the title of who is El Heemador's greatest son my boy straight deleted these dudes in the realm of heems
Pretty sure Adesanya would fucking kill Pantoja easily
Why isn't avatar fire and ash listed as an animated movie for the academy awards?
Just finally got my hands registered with the international registry of Lethal Hands.
>>152211248Turn on my monitor
I've only got 40 pages of P&P left. After this, I will heem the essay assignment. Then I will start on logic problems.
>>152211277sounds like youll make weight
>>152211248Not the first registry you filed for
If Alex Periera defeats Cyril Gane he would become the undisputed greatest of all time. The champ-champ-champ. Chama.
>>152211277close the tab, pop an addy, lock in, and don't even THINK about jacking off. you need every drop of life force you got brodi.
>>152211347
>>152211351>Pop an addyNah fuck that!
Tony didn't win against saltpapi KWAB held him on my boy roster up until that embarrassing day
>>152211307Is this new or old I can't even tell anymore
>>152210781Wow I forgot about this
>>152208909ay man you know i aint mean anything disparaging about that lol you're still more of a man than almost all of us will ever be on fact. much love brother keep on pushing
Me reading your plebian opinions on this forum
>>152211630Holy shit is that mecha-frieza and king cold?
Tyler1 just went live on twitch btw
>>152211490roided pillowfisted cunt
>>152211734>moroccoLMAO
>>152211712oh is he playing ufc video game?
>>152211630two raped bitches
>>152211351Thanks bro but I don't have any stims. I'm riding on THC tincture which is relatively productive (immersion)>>152211277Couldn't have done it without MY TEAM!
>>152211788No he's playing Super Mario 64
>>152211734>>152211773only in the pocket can you catch a badr hari joke.
I smell like shit wtf are they putting in our food and water supply
Me telling you guys your favorite fighter atcually sucks
>>152211890Lmao is that krillen throwing a rock at Goku's head?
>>152211948His hands probably felt like 40 grit sandpaper on m'lady
Put Hap Ace And Hasbulla inside a cage with a hungry mountain lion.
>>152211490Roided pillowfisted boring cunt
now chuck tellme a lil aboutcha family here>well steve, im a champion, never cheated on my wife, or craft. >this is randy, a two division champ, dedicated man, and also never cheated his craft.>followed are other champions, and a woman
>>152211773Dont throw glass from your rock house or smt
>>152211734>>152212071>gonna make me do it two times, huh>alright, get on your belly
>>152211627Didn't take it that way, my friend. Each of us should pursue our goals. One of the main points ofbmotivation for this sounds like larp, but it's not: AI is transforming the health sciences industries. Our generation is perfectly poised to take advantage of life lengthening treatments. But the only way to get there ASAP is to be important in some way. So figure out what you're excellent in and cash in. I know I can be excellent in the law. I will likely focus on constitutional, biotech, tech, and commercial (e.g., IP litigation). I want Google and Microsoft calling me to defend them. I want access to the cutting edge. Take heart, brother. There has been no better time to live than now. Pursue your actuality.
>ofbmotivation
>>152211883>Food supplyAre you a hamster?
hey pussy, are you still there?
>>152212076Seen 3/5 of those having sex
Just got a new house and it's perfect for throwing rocks from. I can see everything because the walls are all made entirely of glass. You jealous bros?
Ilia and Cristiano have linked up to steal Dana's blank check from the middle east hence why he rushed the Paramount deal to close before they did some DD
>>152212262My grandma's jealous of that old ass line
step up morocco
>>152212279I literally just invented that joke what the fuck
David vs GoliathWho y'all got?
>>152212322better spam it. i love a good joke
>>152212354Davidspeed > power
>>152212207More of a lemming
Fact:I could kick the crap out of everyone in this thread.Fiction:You could withstand my beating.
>>152212354goliath. that nigga goliath in size
>>152211981Yeah the scene is funny
>>152212380unfortunately my knuckleduster would atomize your orbital bone.. but i would feel extremely bad about it.
molly mccann is a boxer now? shes about to fight some other slag kek
you know chucks happy when his hands wagging a shaka
>>152212423you dont even know how to properly use them albeit
>>152212426We don't watch that crap here
>>152212310How can an man be so deadly, yet so senusal? Food for thought
>>152212372No way man have you seen the size of that Goliath motherfucker?
Tony announced yesterday from Daves hot chicken that he is fighting 5 times next year WOW
Here me out guise!One tournament, including: Edson Barboza, Jim Miller, Michael Johnson, Bobby Green. All of them fighting for title of the least-washed unc.
Remember that time Saint Nicholad sleemed a heretic
David had the equivalent of a gun and stand off distance it's really stupid to even imply anyone would pick Goliath.
>>152212457you'll dew as yer told https://x.com/MatchroomBoxing/status/1994377677575196877
I think I'm being lasted by DEW I smell like utter shit wtf
>>152212488give it to me four times next year... i need it
>>152212488Fucking nuts edson has fought at 135lbs his entire career absolute hungry skeleton final boss
Meatball Molly walked so Paddy could run
>>152212459they all have nicknames. thats what puts them over
>>152212488That's easy. micheal johnson is on a 3 win streak
>>152212466tree toimes de soize inin he?
>>152212488Good idea for the white house card
>>152212549Gotta love this era of boomers really paved the way for rebellious heemers like me who plant chaos throughout minds of the mind broken
>>152212539i didnt know the slag even retired. she could have rode it out another decade easy, ala angela "still here" hill and the other various crackhead women in the ufc.
>they doubt me>i am the gate>the gate is closed
>>152212586We can see that
>>152212637See this *Zeems you*
Luque vs Hassan streaming on ufc yourube
>See you in the middle of next year, brazza Imavov
>and thats really where i focused my efforts on womens rights>it became something really near, and dear to the ol Natural's heart>ya know as a vet myself, having worked with women
>young-bearded-caucasian-white-guy-20s-in-casual-black-clothes-and-bandages-on-the-wrist-practising-boxing-punches-outdoors-at-the-stadium-male-boxer-moving-fists-in-slow-motion-free-video
Wonk nose janny
we pick and choose which fights we watch, we dont just watch whatever youtube slop a UFC intern decides to display.
23 KB JPG>young-bearded-caucasian-white-guy-20s-in-casual-black-clothes-and-bandages-on-the-wrist-practising-boxing-punches-outdoors-at-the-stadium-male-boxer-moving-fists-in-slow-motion-free-video
young bearded caucasian white guy 20s in casual black clothes and bandages on the wrist practising boxing punches outdoors at the stadium male boxer moving fists in slow motion free video got em seethin'!
>>152212699>>152212739
>>152212697Someone tell Unc television is for beautiful people like Tom Cruise
What do we think about these fight announcements?
>>152212802Paddy vs Gaycheese is actually a smart match to make on Dana's behalfHe's thinking like a wrestling promoter, this will just lead to a swell of support and popularity for Arman, making their eventual match bigger while the bums that have no chance of beating Ilia fight for the right to get fed to him and he gets to stat-pad them as an interim champHonestly very smart business
>>152212790>huge newshttps://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/justin-bieber-tom-cruise-fight-17222139
>>152212802Needs Oliveira vs Hollway as the real headliner. Gaethje and Paddy are fighting for a belt that's even more fake than the BMF
>>152212846I am a modern day Galileo of a prince and scholar
>>152212802I think its an good card
>agrees to UFC fight with Tom Cruisejust like zuck and musk, innit
>>152212802plenty of time for someone to pull out. theyll probably find a way to make the women headline
I have never been able to smell myself like this wtf is happening
>>152212892mein GOTT fraeulein. knowing she's hitlarian brings her up to a 2/10.
>>152212909take a shower instead of posting how bad you stink on 4chan fighting boards, you pathetic friendless worm. if you take a toaster into the bathtub, it'll rally get the stank out, pussyboy.
patchy mixethyn ewing3 roundsufc apex
>>152212912
>>152212892Fuc u
>>152212846Wild to know that Tom Cruise is 70 years old in this pic
>>152212951come here fella ill fuk u up
>>152212938I'm at the gym and I don't wipe equipment down that's the equivalent of returning your shopping cart at Walmart, not my job.
>>152212802Who gives a shit the ufc is dead
>>152212802good to see they're giving gautier another bottom 500 middleweight
>>152212969the pink dumbells in your mom's landryroom doesnt constitute a gym bud
>>152212802The sugar show goes on baby
>>152212998bout to get some suga on that dong
no cursing here, what would ilia think? lead by example, have class.
>>152212993Easy buddy you are getting dangerously close to violating the N.A.P
>>152212993your mom constitutes my pink dumbbell
>>152212975I think the UFC should have a dedicated can crusher in every division. MVP became one of the biggest names in the sport by doing nothing but crushing cans when he wasn't even in the UFC. It's good entertainment
>you gonna buy an autograph or not?
Has a fighter ever shat his pants in the middle of a fight?
Well that was a killer chest/tris/bis/delts and legs workout OOORAH SEMPER FI RANGERS LEAD THE WAY
>>152213092romero. others im sure too
RIP Mask
>>152213092There was a regional guy who became known as the Brown Bomber because he shat himself in the cage. Wasn't in the UFC though
no ufc today :(a lot of us are sad because there is nothing to watch this weekend but remember dana white works all day and night every week and month 365 days of the year to put on incredible shows for the fans and he deserves a week of rest especially for next week's card which looks fucking badass you got terrence mckinney you got bogdan guskov 2 title fights and ranked wmma #thankyoudana
https://youtu.be/uiX746I15po?si=17tbALpnDLKDObK4
Duncdaddy is fighting next week and he's gonna retire Terrence McKinney
>>152213138>were gonna go to the back>what kind of question is that? >they love us here.
When I am champion, in a Phantom Still handsome, ringing for ransoms
UFC 324: Gaethje vs Pimblett
>>152213092Justine Kish
Big Fat Old Boomer Retard John Mccarthy
Yea you know we up in the club, sippin kvass (pour it!). You know aint no women allowed (haram). You know me and the brazzas out here gettin 'hummmmble'! (pdddrrrr) Das rite (yuh)
>>152213341Let's go for that.
goodnight irene
Does Justin the highlight Garthje deserve le title shot?
>>152213210>imitating pakibongpathetic
Cocaine is evil and prostitute is good?
Insider burger here, I just saw reports that Alex knocked out his sparring partner with a left hook.
Insider here, she's very wet
>>152213448where does that put him in the title picture now?
>>152213418You're talking about spammy? Get spammy in here folks!
>>152213448Hard to believeHe has never knocked anyone out
>>152213526I think you'd be surprised.
Feel like this divorce shit is just an excuse to duck, ''what do i do to duck arman, ahh ok i'll divorce her''
Luke Thomas is such a pathetic worm.
>>152213539In the UFC he hasn't at least
>>152213590Arman is so fucking based
>>152213590Giorgina is the one divorcing Ilia, and is looking to take half his shit
>>152213618Shut up retarded faggot.
>>152213590He makes me seethe but he’s based
do people still fight or only in gyms... the world is dying
Will Joshua Van become the first fully Asian male UFC champion
Stop running Ilia
>>152213341Brazzas.... we has schizophrenia and mental retardation...
>asian >championpick one --_--
Ilia stop running!
“Hello? … Hello?"Uh hey, br… Reagan? Penn? Do I have Mr. Reagan on the line?Yeah this is, uh… this is maintenance. Plumbing. For Mrs. Lorra-Lorrayne… Shin.Listen, I usually, uh, I work alone… in solitude… so it’d be real helpful if you could, you know, leave the keys to the estate somewhere accessible.And, uh, just lemme know when you folks are out of the house… for an extended amount of time. Alright. That's all!.
>>152213683ting tings can't fight dude, we been over this
>>152213662When has Volk ever knocked somebody out? TKZ? Yair? Not real KO's
No fights tonight?
>>152213831ufc is dead, havent you heard?
Let's be real man, aside from shooting up schools and not getting laid, these ting tings can't fight for shit, i NEVER pick a gook rat to win a fight
>>152213817Not having KO power is basically the only thing nerfing Volk, can you imagine if he had it? He might have finished Islam in the fifth round of their fight, and as I said earlier in the thread, Diego Lopes would have been finished in the first round if Volk had actual power in his hands
Im built like Max from Steerts of rage 2
>>152213817He heemed chad mendes
>>152213800burmese are built diffy
>you wont believe what he told me>the absolute madman, told me, and im saying his words, not mine>he wants to leave the sport to save his kids >really? two division champion, all the money in the world.>worried about his fucking family?>maybe shoulda thought of that before cheating. i mean the nerve of these fighters>absolute scumbags
Merab cruising around in the G Wagon on the way to the Asian massage parlour
>>152213881Retarded ass take.
>>152213831Ya want a foight ye??
>>152213850Who killed it?
Daniz W'ihit seen in Macau melting down the brass and tin in the heavyweight belt to pay for another 30 minutes at the Bachi Bazi palace. Sources report a man resembling J. Epstein accompany him, along with Bas Rutten.
>>152207373KEK>>152213650clearly she does not frequent /biz/
if taptora's wife takes half his shit, doesn't that mean he is no longer double champ??? which cancels volk's loss aswell???
>>152214020thousands of things, but i choose ufc 157
>>152214104So you’re saying there were three Bas Rutten look-alikes together?
Wait wait wait, Merab is fighting again in a week?
Yan should walk out to thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yjo3B9JszGo
>>152214177back to single life as a single champthe math checks out
>>152212145You know it's not every day you get a heart felt post from another heemster going through the same ringer you are. God bless mane we all gonna make it no matter the costs.
>>152214255God no, he should walk out to THIShttps://youtu.be/Fx-o-Ivt8vg 100%
none of these guys even train, just a bunch of plumbers and electricians on the roster today. no martial artists nope none
the lush fields of irelandthe treacherous mountains of russia
>>152214418On sum kang fuu shieeett
>>152213935Oh wow no way The chad mendes?
>>152213881He just doesn't have the build for it
>>152212802Lookin spicy. But can they make the wmma a postlim
>>152214487kung fu kicks sheeeeeiiiitttt
give me money on mendes
>>152213590He is based, you would think he would be a smug fuckhead to but hes super humble every time he does an interview (he also is not a muslim) there is no reason to hate the guy besides he is richer is way more muscular then me. That's just jealousy though
Tracy>Erin
hey that's very funny suga but no, we can't have you walking out to this https://youtu.be/XKMJDQBTZv0
>yes br-brazza im from dagestan
BYB is live and there is plenty of bloodhttps://youtu.be/wX1TaiUHwd4?si=C6L1q4YLoikiSzps
kek why is he shaking his head more, trying to shake off the back-of-the-head cte
Tell me this fight doesn't look scripted.https://youtu.be/zjkv_F8VU0Q?si=AVeuguZZ5x6mNGv4Why the fuck was Shamrock fighting at 51?, maybe because he needed the money? It's the only reason I could understand.
>>152215051>>152215129You should post it again
>>152214668Very homosexual post. Respectfully.
>>152215148It was because I got Shamrock age wrong the first time. I thought he was 41 but no he was 51.
Giorgina doesn't need to take half of Ilia's shit she was the one who owned everything The mansion was hers, she financed their gym project, hell she probably payed for the social media bots tooIlia's training in a dusty back alley gym now, since the missus kicked him to the curb
>>152215186being homosexual is a pre-requisite to post in /heem/ unfortunately
I would threaten to HEEM her in court OOOH OOOOH AHHH AHHH
>>152215351Alex what the fuck it's sparring he's just some random guy don't go that hard
wecannotfollowTHEM
I keep seeing this hot midget chick posting on skipthegames in my area, should I just say fuck it?
>>152215351that looked rather unprovoked, why did pereira do it?
>>152215351That's Alex Pereira
>>152215351>they fell for the wholesome chungarino act
Hey Alex can we do some rounds man Haha yeah chamaHold on let me get my gloves on real quick
>holiday seasonwonder what jon jones is up to
>>152215565he's a devout christian and NOT gay so there is no chance he would be taking sexual advantage of homeless men around this time of year.
>>152215565He's in russia right now
>>152215398yes, i definitely would. don't let these cazzies shame you into settling for a normal height woman
>>152215565Damn jon is really that nigga i never even realized it until i saw this collage.
>>152215351Some context here, the other guy said Nina was an whore
>>152215565He’s showing all men that they can stand on their own. They don’t need family or pussy or even a career to feel secure within themselves. A masculine icon for the ages
>>152215821Based. I have no wife, I have no wife, I have no job, I have no friends, I'm a closet gay, I am addicted to drugs. I am just like Jon Jones.
>>152215710>>152215821jonny bones jones
>they once you put on the cowboy hat, you start to choke>i dont know bout that>donald cerrone, he choked, his dad too>me, i havent.>not yet at least
>to kill you>to kill YOU
>>152215897>>152215351Yo what the fuck did this guy do Alex is giving this nigga CTE for literally no reason
They should just do Alex vs Rico for the interim heavyweight belt
is there a tougher homosexual? this is a back alley nightmare for tito, murray, chuck, hughes, and miletich
What are you even supposed to do when your training partner is going way too hard in training and zeeming you while the entire fucking gym is watching and cheering him onThen they post the video to instagram Like how are you even supposed to respond to that
>>152214668This is the type of faggot who writes his sob story in the comment section of a song
you call you trusty sezty friend jon jones to fuck him up
>>152216014I’d fucking headbutt the shit out of him then do a 360 and run as fast as I can
two niggas
>>152216096pyfer and jon linked up??
As Christmas is ok the way! Jonny Boner Jones' cornermen are wrapping his two gifts for his wife as we speak, cheers to yet another jolly day!
>>152216109itz Maxx XroXby
chimaev and jones letting kaddy humiliate them on video... tony would never! that foll would get anklepicked.
>>152216134Tony also got knocked out by Michael Chandler so maybe not the best guy to imitate
>>152216162>>152216162>>152216162
>>152215953He made him do it.
im a fucking hitman
>>152216154>>152216154>>152216154>>152216154New not early or late
two threads... fuck
One more for the road
2 early threads. nice job guys
>>152216014Should have gone harder
make a third then? this cant be fixed. better retire
>>152215351Reminder that however nice Alex seems or how he carries himself, he is, at his core, a favela-raised BRMonkey and at times his BR brain will activate and he will simply need to kill
