>Saturday 29th November 20253pm Brentford v Burnley3pm Manchester City v Leeds United3pm Sunderland v AFC Bournemouth5.30pm Everton v Newcastle United8pm Tottenham Hotspur v Fulham >Sunday 30th November 20252.05pm Aston Villa v Wolverhampton Wanderers4.30pm Chelsea v Arsenal12pm Crystal Palace v Manchester United2.05pm Nottingham Forest v Brighton & Hove Albion2.05pm West Ham United v Liverpool
why won't fucking haaland score
>>152207387giwtwm
>>152207387>kissing a foid >kissing a foid with your nut on her lips¿erm por qué?
Watching 130 Charges FC struggle and cheat as a nailed-on relegation side outplay them in their own shit hole stadium
>>152207447Go away tranny. Back to /r9k/.
corrrrrrr am finkin anuva bottle for city
>>152207447cuh-RINGE!!!
>>152207474we don't sign arr posts here
>>152207474>>152207480KEK at these gay cumeaters
>>152207474¿por qué would i go to your home thoughbeit?
How long before the Indian Canadian and Indian German get here?
>>152207550the chelsea supporter?
down to 4 /epl/s now, progress
>>152207550Stop giving them attention
>bald fraud
CITY ARE SO FUCKING SHIT LMFAO!!!!!! NEARLY AS BAD AS SPURS
wtf is guardiol doing
let's discus the beautiful game(football) inside the english premier league like grown ups, without insulting each other constantly.I'll start by proclaiming that Arne Slut(his real name) along with pep guardiola, are Bald Frauds of the highest order.
>>152207594I'm convinced it's him on a vpn artificially prompting conversation about himself
Geordie Bastard shagged RIGHT up the arse. Just how he likes it!
>>152207802Why are you so bent, mantroony
Sunderland Newcastle EvertonLiverpool
What an awful season for Sandcastle
ANUVA PEN FOR BENTFORD
>>152207594>>152207773methinks angry bitter lad is projecting
>sunderlads top fourabsolutely canny
absolootlee nee way brenford jus bagged anuva pen like, that's pyewa mental
city are not going to bottle this, rite?
absolootlee nee way burnley jus bagged anuva pen like, that's pyewa mental
>>152207862Another low quality PL season. Just imagine if Arsenal sill manage to bottle it despite being given everything by others. I suppose the rentbois are still up near their backside, so still not clear enough for a clear bottle
DCL is so fucking shit man
another sunderland kino its got to be said
>>152208574fat inbred cunt from sunderland
>"Sunderland making their presence known among the elite of English football"they just beat Bournemouth at home in case you didn't see the evening news yet
See what Foden done? Saka or Eze could never
>>152208754Eze did 3 times last week
>>152208754
>>152208806A last minute winner? No. Against actual decent opposition? No. Y'all need to stop clowning gang fr fr.
>>152207387>you will never get sucked off by a fat goth girl on an away match for your favourite football team
>>152208604wdsoph
>>152208906might be for the best it's made /epl/ seethe
>>152209567
>>152209603youre the only one thats been seething chubby chaser ladeveryone else has been having a giggle
>>152209644why would I be angry about getting my dick sucked?
>>152209672I think he's just a little bitter and angry at the thought of anyone getting their dick sucked. I still say tarps off for a bj is a wild move
>Pickford nutmegging himself
>>152207387Yung lean?
>>152209710>I still say tarps off for a bj is a wild movea few years ago it would have been called a "pro gamer move" which is what it is. it's like pulling your pants down to your ankles when you use a urinal. it's a chad power play that basically says "I'm the alpha just come and try to challenge me" that's why he's getting his dick sucked and no one else is.
>MongfordHe better not do any of that shite for England in the summer. Idk who the fuck else we’d even choose over him though. Ramsdale is shite, Trafford never plays and also looks shite
>>152209980>Idk who the fuck else we’d even choose over him though
>>152210108Idk what this means sorry
rough day for arsewog
>NevertonThe sperg obsessed with Newcastle is going to have a meltdown.
nick woltemade scored!
At the age when Wirtz won the double with Leverkusen, Woltemade was playing on loan in the German third tier for a season.It is unclear how well he will perform in the Champions League. He has not played in the competition because Stuttgart did not include him in their squad for it last season. He has not yet scored against big teams, his most important goal coming in the cup final against the third-tier side Arminia Bielefeld.He is a player with virtually no track record. At the European Under-21 Championship this summer, he was the top scorer – one of the oldest players in one of the oldest teams. The best footballers, such as Lamine Yamal, Bellingham, Jamal Musiala and Wirtz, do not take part in such tournaments having long since outgrown the level.Woltemade is unpredictable, his dribbling, passing and shooting are not found in the textbooks; they are unique, with no international comparison. Unlike other top players, his centre of gravity is rarely at the centre of the movement. He thrives on his free spirit and self-confidence and seems to want to reinvent the game at No 9.But he has not yet developed any consistency or patterns – not in his first touch, not in his combination play, not in his timing on headers, not in his shooting. His goals are not the logical consequence of excellent actions and skills. His excellence is not repeatable. And he still has to prove that he can last 50 games in a season, because he is tall but not robust.The €85m (£73.5m) that Newcastle are paying for Woltemade is therefore a gamble. For the player, the new contract is a once-in-a-lifetime project. He wanted to go to Bayern Munich, and when someone else paid the asking price, he went there. The owners from Saudi Arabia and the club’s management are new to the business. In a gold rush atmosphere, mistakes are made and miracles are believed in.
>Neverton gifting Shitcastle an away win Wish Everton would get relegated
aw is BOILING KEK
just witnessed the foden goal again, and while I may risk being a prisoner of the moment, I think we may already have our puskas award winner
>>152210778didnt he get 2
>>152210850yehhes shit according to epl though lol
>>152210850omds
>Nicolas Jackson's €65M buy option can no longer turn into an obligation for Bayern. Jackson had to play 40 games between Bundesliga & Champions League either from the start or through at least 45 minutes. He’s made just 6 starts & only has a maximum of 32, and will be away at the AFCON with SenegalWelcome to ____?
>Thiaw on track to be the first defender to score a hattrick in the PL era
>Malick Thiaw has more goals than ShitduekePMSL
Just how shit are Manure to have lost to ten man Neverton?
>>152211907Also has more goals than Pisak and Wirtz
>>152211057>Hey I like the look of that kid in that Africans Cup, lets put a bid in for him>sir, he's....>quiet, you know I am always right about these things, let's start at £80m>sigh....
are lionesses doing a number on the orientals
>>152212092*wins*
COMON SUNDALAND
>>152207387I know it smells crazy in there
>>152207501Done him
fulham BVLLS rattling their cage for the SOFT spurs
>>152209567Yes I'm a fat inbred cunt from Sunderland, like everyone from Sunderland
>>152208604We don't sign our posts here
>>152212557see >>152212554
>>152207387Why do people even agree to doing anything sexual in a public bathroom? The thought of it genuinely makes me wretch imagining the smell
>>152208833>decent opposition Lmao
>>152212692few pints and a bit of packet
>>152212692it's just true love anon
The title race is Arsenal vs Chelsea kek
>>152212692so where would you get blowjobs at school?
>>152212692Maddest one is when that potentially cute woman has that rotund woman bent over in the cubicle and starts eating her arse.She stops when she realises she' being recorded obviously. Shan't be posting it and getting myself banned, you know which one it is anyway.
>>152211907Just imagine when he's outscored Floperes KEK
>>152212692They should be charged with indecent exposure. Not a fan of slags, especially onlyfans slags recently getting away with being nude in public or walking around in public with cum on their face. Rules for thee and not for me
will never forgive southgate defending a 1-0 lead in a cup final from the 2nd minute
gyokeres might be the flop of the season lads
going from scoring 60 goals in 50 games to...well....¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>152212867He was a coward from day one and remains a coward now, hiding under his bed so no club jobs can find him
>>152212867For me it was wingbacks against SpainThat was definitely a moment
>>152212232It's vaguely satisfying to see the goals being scored chronologically.
>>152212862Do you remember the police cam one where that bint is playing with her fanny on the beach with kids around and gets arrested for it? Her excuse being she did it because she was stressed and then goes batshit because she's arrested.That's not even the crazy part, it's all of the women in the comments defending what she did.
>>152212867Eddie Meme has been inspired by this Southgate performance all season. Has been instructing Poocastle to defend 1-0 leads for entire games
>>152212232>Assists
didnt fink a leaf would like that criticism of china if you know what i mean
thinking when arselel said they were going to pump newcastle cause they had myles poois smelly starting and they lost 0-2 then they went back and said they were going to score 3, 4 or 5 goals and they lost 0-4 on aggregate
>>152213093Never seen it, would be funny tho but yeah there's plenty that do sexual things in public. On a beach with kids around definitely should get you a fine at least
>>152213093she topped hersen weeks later too, completely drug fucked according to her family
>>152213184IT MUST BE THE BALLIT MUST BE THE BALLMIKEL ARTETAIT MUST BE THE BALL
ya I'm finkin' I'll be watching the fights tonight
>>152213443u fink?
>>152207447What's the problem? It's my nut.
>>152212692Because it makes women excited, anon. The idea of being caught is the whole point for them.
>>152207387Kettled and indiscriminately assaulted
>>152212867When Grealish missed the sitter before half time and he got annoyed we were attacking.
>>152213477oh I fink
>spuds
BVLLHAM RAVISHING SPURS
some shot from wilson that like
https://x.com/l4pablo/status/1993727037618721106?t=PyxPeU3n3O1rcQYYBLNV1g&s=19How the fuck didn't the mong know she was from Newcastle hahahahahahah
Is Google being weird or did Spurs really concede two already?
>>152213716conceded one early then vicario had a brain fart
Who else is staying up to watch the WWE tonight? I need to go to sleep right after so I don't miss my United play.
>>152213716they are getting humiliated by BVLLHAM
Spurs are fucking SHIT at home Fulham are fucking SHIT away, relegation contenders honestly Yet Fulham are winning 2-0 in 10 mins. Still 80 to go but that's grim
>>152213739Hasn't been worth staying up late for since about 2003
BLACK BVLLHAM
kek theyre booing their own players
>>152213784Wrestle mania 17 was the finale, after that it went downhill
fulham hit the post lol
>>152213739won't have to stay up late but will have to get up early
>>152213736>>152213753Fucking hell. I had to go find a stream cause this looked like too big of a train wreck and the second the video started Fulham almost got a third.
>>152213835one year too soon
>>152213705No offense but that looks like a british woman. From what I've heard from other frenchies on here the women of Marseille are far more...veiled
>that second goalLmao. Incredibly well taken by Wilson though.
>>152213981Marseille is a shit hole mate. Whitechapel by the sea
Spurs are in a death spiral. They're only 1 point off 16th
>>152214342still an improvement over last season though innit
>>152214342"its who we are mate"
>>152214342They are also only 2 points off top 4.
Manchester United are 26 wins away from winning the league.
>>1522143426*
>0.01 xG after 43 minutes at homeGoodness.
>Daniel Farke accused Gianluigi Donnarumma of feigning injury to "bend the rules" as Manchester City denied his Leeds team a precious Premier League point on Saturday at Etihad Stadium.>"Everyone knows why he went down," Farke said.>"It is not the elephant in the room. Why he went down it was obvious. It is within the rules. It is smart. If I like it? If it's within the sense of fair play? If it should be like this I will keep to myself. It is up to the authorities to find a solution.>"I ask the fourth official at this point if you want to do something. Our hands are tied.>"If we don't educate our players in football what to do in terms of fair play and sportsmanship and whatever and if we just try to bend the rules and even do a fake injury in order to do an additional team talk, it is not what I like personally. But if it is within the rules I can't complain."
>>152207387This is based and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
>>152213705She was there with her dad btw
0 shots on target at home against fulham has to be sackable surely
>>152207387Hats off to the dude. I don't think I could even get hard for a girl like that
>>152214963Her dad clearly isn't the type to be shamed by that type of behaviour, like plenty of dads
>>152215010I could but I'd be filled with the worst post nut clarity
>>152215022hey angry bitter lad, another pleasant Saturday night I take it?
Lads I wiped my ass too hard and now it hurts :(
He’s rattled and talking about his characters because someone insulted a fat slag, deary deary me.
Isak and Wirtz - Goals and Assists
picked him out again hehe
corrr fink they wanted to win that one
slot, frank and amorim in a race to see who can get sacked first
Biggest winners and losers today (in order)Winners>NewcastleFinally won an away match and frankly embarrassed Everton.>SunderlandCame from 2-0 down to win 3-2.>FulhamHumiliated one of the biggest clubs in the league.>CityFoden masterclass keeps them in the title race.>BrentfordDidn't watch it, but they won 3-1.Losers>TottenhamOne of the biggest clubs in the world humbled.>BournemouthLet a 2-0 advantage (most dangerous lead tbf) slip and ended up with 10 men.>EvertonTerrible display in their new stadium against a club they usually do well against.>BurnleyDidn't watch it but they scored a penalty.>LeedsFought valiantly bought couldn't stop a Foden masterclass and lost in stoppage time.
Richarlison too scared to score because wehenever he does Spurs lose But he's also their only scorer of note lately and their Kane replacement What a dilemma!
just saw the name Russell Martin being floated around unironically on a Spurs forum
Why did Spuds even hire Frank? He’s always been average as fuck
For me, it's the rare Cardiff City FC vs Leeds United rivalry
>tottenham return to midtable mediocrity spurs are BACK!
Thomas wank
Man United beat Liverpool 7-0 today btw
BVLLHAM BVLLS ravished the TENDER spurs today
>>152212692Do your toilets actually smell that bad?Most toilets here smell pretty pleasant
dont.udnerstand why frank was hiredstupid fucking cunts
and now likewe just flooded the team with reject ngunuswe the next west ham
>>152216711u fink?sorry, late on that one
This can't be good for The Premier League Brand, when will the authorities step in?
>>152218231kek not even methats an impersonator
>>152218023>a fucking Klondike bar
>>152218286u fink?
>>152217960THE SILENCE IS DEAFENING
>Malick Thiaw has more league goals this season than Isak and Wirtz combined
>>152218277Match day tomorrow I’d say
>>152218277>3 points between 14th and 5thGreat for the Premier league brand I'd say
>>152212692The combination of public space (because neither person can host at home because they're both out cheating) plus a locked door, makes it ideal
>>152219878the PL never been stronger (besides wolves) and it's great to watch. every team can beat every other team, that's really what you want in a league right
Can’t sleep lads, been finking about this fixture from last season.
>>152213202Should get on the register for that. Simple as
>Brentford above Tottenham in the tableThe Frank Effect
Liverpool aren't a sacking club btw. They're unique in Europe that the fans back their managers.
>oi I heard there's been some unlicensed swearing around here
>>152219770So does Harry Maguire
>>152212806Ur mum's car in the parking lot
>>152220739You're allowed to swear. You just can't shout racial slurs.
>>152219770>Malick Thiaw is also the Hill Dickinson stadiums joint all-time leading goal scorerKEKKKKKKK the absolute state of Spackerton
>Liverpool sitting pretty in 13thmy god what a fall from grace
>>152207387Sometimes jacking off is the best alternative
did yall see that tweet yesterday or day before of some guy posting about how he got a 3 year banning order from the footy, turns out he's a fulham supporter and the comments were very funny"brought the wrong style of wine to the match" "not allowed to bring caviar back to your seat" stuff like that. made me laugh.
>>152212692Cause theyre heathens who need Jesus
Here's the horrible truth, Eze looks great because Arsenal are a great side. Xavi would look great there too, Kudus would look like one of the best players in the league. Bergvall would probably be 100m+. If Eze was at Spurs right now he'd seem like a waste of money.The plus side to this is that don't have close to as untalented a team as it appears right now. The bad news is that we are an absolute fucking mess.
volumes..
Mantroony up all night chatting to xerself
>>152222814your club loses and you have to make a post about top of the league (both main ones) arsenal. many such cases.
why are london clubs so embarrassing?
]>>152214863Diving should be punishable by summary execution and the referee should be armed with a pistol that contains 3 bullets; a maximum of 3 executions per match and the teams are only allowed to sign a replacement during transfer windows and must play the remainder of the game with a man down.
>>152207387Posting their faces online for doing this is disgraceful and clearly the behaviour of bitter, jealous incels who can't even pull a fat bird to get a blowjob and exclusively wank all night. Disgraceful society we have now where so many incels are jealous of based sex havers all because they're too scared to ask a woman out. I exclusively pull black women because as an average white man, the black women obsess and worship me.
^ incel freak
>>152224601We don't sign our posts here, mate.
>>152224410>Lot of black people now where I live>Go in a little shop>Just looking around>Well breasted black woman in there also browsing>Fixes her pants by jumping up and down and pulling them>This confirms how well breasted>Only me and her in there>Radio is on, Marvin Gaye hitting the notes>Suddenly black woman, who has a really good voice, joins in with Marvin singing Sexual Healing>Make direct eye contact with her>Eye contact lasts longer than a glance>Spill my spaghetti and leaveOften wonder if I could have taken her for coffee.
Ange in desu
>>152220862fucking woke
good morning spee. It's /mug/ day innit? Matetasterclass incoming in less than 5 bongs
>>152224726>taken her for coffeeIt is your right to take her however you wish.
>>152224945Something weird will happen, I bet it'll be a draw
>>152207387By this clip alone I know she has a thyroid issue and probably pcos. Likely prediabetic too.
This is brilliant
I fawt levy was the problem
>>152209815Kyoto is a banger
>>152210533lahm is a clueless faggot
>>152219973>every team can beat every other teamRight? It's great. There are still times when the obvious result happens of course like Man City vs Leeds but it still feels like it could be down to a coin toss if Leeds walk away with at least 1 point or 0. Even if every team can't beat every other team, it does feel like they're all at least pushing back significantly more. Except for Wolves.
United WILL get 3 points today
>>152216861>Humiliated one of the biggest clubs in the league.I thought they played Spurs?
reckon dis going to be a RUFF week for arsewoggington
The bottle is in.
Liverpool play Spurs in March, that match will decide which of the two go down with Wolves and Burnley
>>152207447that's probably not the most disgusting thing he ate in england
>>152207387What I don't get is how passive he is during this. It looks like a prostitute telling a john what to do next because he's just standing there getting directionsSurely her being so fat and horrifically ugly means he would take charge? He ends up buck-naked fucking her mouth which looks to have come about because of that fat ugly monster telling him to do it
buckayo could never carry his team the way foden did yesterday
What's the 2.05pm match to watch today? /wogmug/, 7-0 revenge or Underworld: Vampire vs Wolves
why are the fixtures delayed 5 minutes?(5:05 pm for me)
>>152225883because Palace v United is at 12:00pm
>>152225883Kneeling delay
>>152225883Mark of respect for Hillsborough and Jota's brother, the 98th victim.
>>152225902high /mug/ potential>>152225912mhm gotta make sure to kick it out>>152225923may he rest in peace.
pic isn't from an important game or anything, it's paolo di canio kicking off with Athletic Bilbao at julian dicks' testimonial
>>152225883woke nonsense
>>152226081you love to see itin other West Ham News, Billy Bonds (probably their GOAT player aside from Bobby Moore) died this morning, so RIP
>Billy Bonds deadF
The infobox on the Wikipedia article for David Beckham displays the name of his agent higher up than the name of his wife of 26 years.
>Pedro Porro was seen shouting at Lucas Bergvall as he applauded the fans after the full-time whistle. >Porro did not applaud the fans and instead went down the tunnel, removing his shirt as he did so. Won't get dropped :-)
David Beckham has less Premier League goals than Phil Foden.
fewer
>>152226374>Won't get droppedDo they even have a second choice right back? I can't remember anyone other than Porro playing there. Could Danso play there? Actually, what happened to that Dragusin fella? He was hot shit for like a minute then completely disappeared. Pretty sure he was a right back. Did he got to Saudi?
>>152226647>DragusinACL in January
>>152226647Wait, I think Archie Gray also played right back a couple of times iirc
Get that fuckin /mug/ made
>>152226661So still a Spurs player then?>JanuaryHuh. It's been almost 12 months and he's still out? I didn't realise ACL injuries were that bad.
>>152226524Thanks for educating him
Julian Alvarez walked so Mateta could run.
>>152226707>On 30 January 2025, he suffered an ACL injury in his right knee during a Europa League match against Elfsborg. Drăgușin would remain sidelined for the rest of the 2024-25 season, receiving a winner's medal after Tottenham won the Europa League in May. Drăgușin would return to first team training in October, playing his first minutes of football with Tottenham's U21s playing in a behind-closed-doors friendly against Leyton Orient at the Hotspur Way training ground on 12 November.
>>152226524shut up cunt
>>152226774>first team training in OctoberAh okay, fair enough. That makes sense.
If the media tells Slot to drop a player then he will drop that player
>>152226994First time Sarah's been dropped since April 2024.
>>152226994>Gomez appears from nowhere to startKek.
the good news for Kopites is that Wirtz is back early from his horrific injury and is starting
>>152207387context?
BIG ZIRK
Assist of the season for Bruno
>>152227236Newcastle United attempted to distract people from their embarassing humbling in Marseille by publishing an underwhelming video of a fan being sucked off by a fat goth.
>>152224939Kek
Palace legend Joel Ward is just butchering the United players names in commentary lmao. Mazuari and Mbueno just popped up.
>>152227372incredible levels of schizo from you lad
>>152226284RIP. From a cercle bugge fan
horray!!
MUG SISSIES IN A BOX
United would be 3rd if they didn't drop a 0/10 performance against Moysey on Monday. These guys could qualify for the CL or finish 15th again and neither would be surprising.
Absolute KEK at /mug/sissies ahead of themselves ONCE AGAIN. Imagine getting shushed by Big Zirk lmao
>>152227128Perfect time to drop a late goal of the year contenderor another 4/10 effort
>>152227750>4/10 effort8/10 in the Echo
>>152227710the last 2 draws were also winnable if they didn't shit themselves every time there's 2nd half
>>152227372Is that supposed to be less embarrassing than losing to Marseille?
>>152227756Kek
Brentford, Bournememe, Crystal Palace, and Brighton should all be relegated for being shit boring nothing souther poof clubs. Some cunt at the Bournemouth game yesterday was doing a crossword instead of watching them that’s how little their fans care
>>152227964and Fulham
>>152227985I completely forgot they existed that’s how shit they are but yeah get them relegated as well
>>152227964>Some cunt at the Bournemouth game yesterday was doing a crossword instead of watching themthat's nothing
>>152228042Probably trying to cast spells on the opposition team
>>152227964Literally the modern day Charlton AthleticNothing clubs from the south that will only ever make up the numbers and eventually disappear without a trace
>>152227703>>152227731MANY such cases
Every team below man utd should be fucking ashamed of themselves
>>152228126I agree except for Palace, they won the FA cup which is more than any of the others have bothered trying to do
>>152227964Brighton exist to spread their cheeks and sell all their best players to the big six. Just a glorified feeder club
>Liverpool need to win 4nil to go ahead of Man United
>>152228202ABUs absolutely seething
>>152226374Its da eistory of da tottinhum.
>northern monkeys seething
>>152228307Everyone wants West Ham to win
>>152228258Brighton are so close to the ultimate redemption arc having almost gone out of the Football League 30 years ago. They have to go that one step further and win a major trophy to complete it.
Hate this nigger speak that gormless sissy white boys have adopted in the YouTube comments "you have no ball knowledge" shut up Chester you aren't black you silly cunt
The BIG 7
>>152228336based and true>>152228389>ball knowledge is black speak
>>152228411Yes. Shortening football to "ball" is nigger speak. Didn't exist before the negro invasion. You mock your ancestors by using it.
>>152228454Good god, of all the things to care about
I'm White and a certified ball-knower
>>152228454How is the weather, Dave?
>>152228484Cool and cloudy in Wakefield.>>152228464Yes. The niggerfication of England is ridiculous and must be stopped. Your land is lost once your children speak the language and maintain the intelligence of the negro.
It was a good couple days without mantroony
>>152228496Saying or not saying ball is not going to deport 20 million people.
>>152228520But everyone who says ball knowledge is going to be deported.
>>152228484Davepreet will be migrating (living in his local McDonalds) soon as the cold weather sets in
decent night for the homeless, shame amjad/mantroony doesn't have a house to live in thoughbeit
Fuck, I had my filters off for a moment there and got exposed to the lower orders briefly. Safe to see everything is back to where it belongs, and I can only read posts from those with truly elite ball knowledge.
when life gives you lammens, don't keep a clean sheet
Oh no bros he's scoredHe's finally adapted to the league
>>152228636Thought you meant Wirtz for a second
Wirtz with the pre-assist
>>152228617Soft penalty and you shouldn't be rewarded for tucking up a penalty by retaking the penalty, ridiculous rule change.
Arsenal are playing a C team with 2 centre backs nobody has ever heard of. If Chelsea with their full strength fully fit squad don't beat arsenal today then maresca deserves the sack
>>152228698Maresca deserves the sack anyway. He's singlehandedly responsible for 20% of immigration into this country with the Chelsea XI.
>southern poofters seething
>>152228734
>>152226719based>>152226780tranny
>>152228483You’re a certified ball fondler more like. Kek
I've heard of hincapie and mosquera though and I'm not an awWatch more football
>>152228846done him
THE DAY'S BIG MATCH: >>152228705
>win the league>spend 500mil on players>somehow behind Amorims reds going into December Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the baldest fraud of all?
>all the small teams loseBORING
>>152228953Man Utd are gonna win the league when arsenal bottle it in January February
Jogadinha do Paquetá
>Wolves
cheeky bit of spot fixing from paqueta there
>>152228953Let them grieve for Jota you heartless bastard
>Liverpool needing refball to eek out a 1-0 win over Wet Spam after spending half a billionGrim club
>>152228846that's me done up like a kipper
Why couldn't Man Utd win against 10 men?
>beat worst team in league 1-0 in a questionable offside callWE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
>>152229365They need teams to press for the 343 to work
>>152229447>343*523
>>152229447Playing with 3 CBs against 10 men isn't a good idea??
the rarely seen liverpool win
Missed the matches lads what's this about an offside call? I have come to notice that when a goal is ruled out for offside and it's a tight call then quite often you won't see a replay of it using meme technology. You just get told it was offside and it's backed up by "trust me bro" from the commentators.
I am trying to remember another team that played 81 minutes against ten men, starting with 0:0 and lost 1:0 deservedly. I cannot remember anything like that happening in premier league or any top level.
Thank Christ we got away with that one. Averaging 3 points a month btw
>>152229532he was 2 yards onside, to ABLs this is a tight call
Amorim got his 13th win in 12 months. LEVELS
LIVERPOOL STILL BELOW MAN UNITED KEK
>>152229738Fucking hellImagine how low they’d be if they didn’t have the easiest start in the league
>>152229689at this rate he'll win the league in about 2034
Isak has paid for himself already. One goal in the league. Levels.
>>152229365idk but they're copying posts now and it's fun to see them meltdown when their banter club won kek
Big Zirk gets a goal goes unnoticed because thunderflop Isak finally scored
Big Zirk with his big bag against 10 man Everton......oh wait
When I was a boy I used to say I want to grow up to be Big Zirk
Finally a clean sheetAnd finally a premier league goal!
Wayne Trooney had posters of Big Zirk on his wall
but sam lemons didn't keep a clean sheet though? false information
Sorry lads just having a bit of a giggle about the media praising Liverpool for being "back" because they beat relegation candidates West Ham and how British transfer record Isak is "unlocked" after scoring a tap in and how Wirtz "ran the show" after making a preassist
>>152230469Stop being mean. They spent a lot of money on these players and lost half of their matches already. Please be nice
>>152230444That's Peter Schmaggles son you're talking about
WERTHERS ORIGINALS?
>>152230666Despite the makeup and hair dye he looks like Frankenstein. Sometimes is it not best to “be yourself”?
>>152230708oh I'm sorry, did you mean Frankenstein's monster?
>>152230666Dale Winton has let himself go
>>152231017we don’t sign our posts here
>>152231056You've done him >>152231017He's done you
>>152231017No. I’m referring to the character owned by universal
>>152229803Man United had the hardest start and are still above Liverpool who had the easiest lmaooooo
>>152231263
>>152231340>Man United had the hardest start >Burnley, City, Chelsea, Brentford, SunderlandThat anon is right tbf, championship clubs are tricky for United to handle
>>1522314804 of those teams, united included, are above liverpool
>>152231480You forgot Arsenal, Fulham and Grimsby. Grimsby, very hard start to the season
>>152231436Thats Herman Munster
>>152231529City and Chelsea are part of the sky 6, a sky 6 club trembling at knees when they're facing shitters like Burnley, Sunderland and Brentford (championship regulars) is embarrassing
>>152231480>>152231569Glad we have established playing Liverpool at Anfield is not a tough fixture
>woman author wrote a story about a man who creates a powerfully built, sexually exciting monster of a man-substituteuhhh mensisters??
>>152231632won't find a city fan crying about playing grimsby burnley and blunderland
>>152231657Grimsby have some top quality players tbf, it's not like the other 19 clubs in the prem would find them to be a hard fixture
>>152231670I don't trust that she wrote it quite frankensteinly
wallahi bro swear down innit bro we had to play grimsby innit bro and blummin burnley too bro kassam man were bare hard
>>152231766Kek
>>152231766Assalamu Alaiykum Saeed
Do referees have yellow card quotas? Anthony Taylor is waving his like a flag today.
>>152231766MAN LIKEdon't get head in Marseille
as we speak the "newcastle fan" who got his balls emptied by a local actress is being paid off by the club for the successful social media distraction for their humiliating defeat on la pitché (french for pitch)
Why could Man United beat Crystal Palace but Liverpool couldn't in multiple attempts?
Crystal Palace should've played with 10 men and they'd have beat Man United
>>152232328transchester dilated*Lmao Caicedo
>>152231766Inshallah the brave mujahid in old trafford lead by ibn amorim proud prophet of footballing splendor shall win the league this season bismillah we are ready for glory bismillah our lips sing songs of praise for ibn amorim
>>152232470He does look swarthy
>>152231840Give out yellow cards early to keep the heated players in check The players just don't give a fuck and will still be nippy
I don't know what the fuck is even happening in the Chelsea game. This is like 10 times more physical than the North London Derby. Like 2 yellows and a straight red for Chelsea and 4? I think yellows for Arsenal. It's been 40 minutes lol
The kuwaiti, american and aussie will invade this thread to cry about yellow cards
>>152232601>This is like 10 times more physical than the North London DerbyShittest most pussy derby in England btw
>>152232135Dave quite literally no one cares
>>152232599>yellow cards early to keep the heated players in check Seems like a bold strategy >>152232666Maybe, Satan, but I feel like that derby had more life to it than this one. Maybe it's because Spurs have been so beaten down lately. Their hearts aren't in it.
>seething because ref has given your team nothing all game>instead of sucking it up, get mouthy when one of your teammates is given a foul>get carded>keep going>get a redfucking spastic. Referees are an infallible and untouchable class, literally what the fuck was Paqueta expecting to happen? Should have swung for the ref, make the red card worth it at least
>>152232653Makes a change from livernonce speaking to himself again
>>152232919yeah we get it arsenal are winning the league again
Ibn Amorim
>>152232917he was very obviously trying to get sent off
>this is what Big Six spastics consider to be entertaining football
>There's been three trip 6s itt>Same day Liverpool and United win matchesBros...
Gotta say, Chelsea look like the better team with 10 men than Arsenal with 11. Granted, Arsenal have like 6 yellow cards, but still.
Why don't the bigger teams in the higher leagues just buy out all the smaller teams? Why do you need 30 leagues
>>152234718because people like going to the games and supporting their local club
>>152234559I stand by statement
>>152234718A post from the USA, the country that has multiple college sport conferences.
>>152234795And thankfully those are all merging. Besides, it's not the same structure at all. It's like one big minor league that feeds into the one important league. Your system is sillier.
>>152234920Why don't the professional teams just buy out all the college teams?
Why don't the highest paid players use one week's worth of wages to pay the entire annual salary bill of a small club and arrange to play against them every week so they can statpad their career goal count?
>>152235104those would be friendly goals and wouldn't count, no?
jesus lad no one likes a fucking moanerwhat a drippy twat
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>>152235461That's fucking embarrassing. Absolutely zero responsibility for his own behaviour. No wonder he ended up at West Ham.
>>152235461He really isn't helping his betting case doing shit like that. Almost seems like he's taunting them.
>>152235662>mouth off at the referee because you're a stupid cunt>"The FA did it"
Arsenal are pathetic no killer instinct
>>152235752hard to argue it would be anything other than 3-0 Chelsea if Caicedo hadn't stepped on merino's little toe
>>152212813>you know which one it is anywayNo I don't but it sounds good tb h
>ArseHonestly surprised how bad they were today. Did they tire themselves out playing against Bayern? Also surprised there was only 4 mins of extra time. Felt like there were even more cards and fouls and of course subs in the second half. >>152235710The whole betting investigation is done now, right? He's clear technically?
Chelsea are fucking shit how can they not beat arsenal at home when arsenals back line is out with injury. Sack maresca now.
>>152236245>The whole betting investigation is done now, right? He's clear technically?Yes because the FA made a complete shambles of the case. Today's red shows Paqueta has learned nothing from it.
>>152236245>The whole betting investigation is done now, right? He's clear technically?Yeah. Even though he was guilty as fuck.
(Chelsea) 0.79 xG vs 1.26 xG (Arsenal)
>>152236291>Yes because the FA made a complete shambles of the caseLike a mistrial situation? Lols>>152236296Having absolutely no real knowledge on the situation, I agree. Just feels like he's trying to get cards on purpose.
>>152236351https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/sep/03/fa-criticised-for-obvious-flaw-in-spot-fixing-case-of-west-hams-lucas-paqueta>The Football Association has been criticised strongly by the regulatory commission that cleared Lucas Paquetá of spot-fixing charges, over its failure to provide an independent assessment of the betting data on the West Ham player receiving yellow cards.>A 314-page report by the commission that heard Paquetá’s case was published on Wednesday and makes damning reading for the FA, with its evidence criticised for containing “an obvious flaw, namely the lack of an independent assessment of the data”.>“The clear appearance given to the commission was that the FA was not altogether certain what case it was presenting against the player,” it said.
>>152235461sounds like school shooting chud
>>152236459why would a professional premier league player do this gambling bullshit unless he was like being coerced into it
Arsenal drew with 10 menLiverpool beat 10 menMan United lost against 10 men
>>152236655because theyre all literal 70 iq mongoloids
Sanchez made 2 huge saves to keep Chelsea in the game but reece James gets motm? He did fucking nothing
>>152236655You have no idea how greedy Brazilians are. Some say it's because they grew up in poverty, everyone else tells the truth.
>>152236459Fucking hell, that's bad. >>152236655Cause players are still people. They can still get a rush from gambling and get addicted to it like normal people.
>A FUCKING CONE PLACER
Just noticed Chelsea are down to 3rd now. Devastating result for them.
>>152236985monke
Arsenal will miss these points in June, desu
It’s been 1,562 days or FOUR years since Chelsea beat Arsenal
>>152237929embarrassing result tonight for arsenal ngl
>>152237969Yeah Chelsea really closed the gap in the one match they had with the home advantage...Oh wait
>>152238031that's my point though. chelsea being cl and pl favourites playing against 10 men and against a side they only lost to once in the last 5 years and only just managing to snatch a draw is...oh wait
piss off he's made a good point
Which team is the KWABOTW?
>>152238272Arsenal or Tottenham
>>152238224Chelsea didn't play 3 CL teams in the space of a week and lose not one but both starting centre backs to injury, and go away from home only to come up against a team parking the bus for 45 mins. Great result for arsenal. Terrible for Chelsea. Their fans were saying they'll be within 2 points of arsenal before the game. Now they're not even 2nd anymore kek.
>>152238369>within 2 pointsaw in charge of math
>>152238369cope aw. arsenal dropped 2 points today
>>152238272Glasgow Rangers
>Chelsea needed to win to close the gap>home advantage >they flopped>Arsenal still 6 points ahead of them >but arsenal are the ones who really lost KEK
>>152238511having a six point lead whittled down to five against a 10 man Palmer-less Chelsea is actually a GREAT result for arseanal
chelshit had one job and bottled it. its out of their hands now. same for city who couldn't beat arsenal either.
>discussion is about the match that was played>well actually arsenal are top of the tablesuch embarrassing cope from aw
>>152238272Wolves the rate they're going
Hope arteta slips and falls
>>152232968who can stop them is the real question. dont lose even with saliba and gabriel out
Man Utd and Liverpool are 8 points from topmeme season
>Liverpool's worst season in decades>Still have more wins than Shamorim's United
>>152238571Chelsea had a day extra rest too
>>152239086How far above in the table are Liverpool?
>police make arrest this evening in London for person accused of manipulating the bond market FC Lokamotiv Labour bros….
>>152239188Anon... Man United are above Liverpool...
>>152240103That can’t be right. Paddy was boasting about more wins
>>152240103Actually they're joint 4th according to man-troon cope
