KO 5:30PM UKEverton: Pickford, O’Brien, Tarkowski, Keane, Mykolenko, Garner, Iroegbunam, Ndiaye, Dewsbury-Hall, Grealish, Barry>Subs: Travers, King, McNeil, Beto, Dibling, Alcaraz, Aznou, Welch, Campbell.Newcastle: Ramsdale, Livramento, Thiaw, Burn, Hall, Guimaraes, Miley, Joelinton, Elanga, Woltemade, Barnes>Subs: Ruddy, Schar, Tonali, Gordon, J. Murphy, Willock, A. Murphy, Ramsey, Neave
>Nick Poop
Everton rips Newcastle a new asshole you heard it here first watch this space enjoy Beautiful Game™
corr who will be more average today
Score some fackin goals, Wolty. Please and thank you.
Hoping for another Everton win today.
>>152208888Quads confirmsEverton (Barry, Ndiaye, Grealish) 3-1 (Woltemade)
im calling this one for everton
David Moyes is writing his suicide note after this one
>>152207636Ramsdale masterclass incoming. Always thought Arsenal should have kept him
WE DEM MOYES BOYS
shall be listening to the gameday phone-in with o'hara and cundy during this one me thinks
>>152209052It's either a masterclass or a disasterclass from Ramsdale, there's no inbetween
>eddie howe, an everton fan, winning against everton
>neverton
Liverpool just dropped to 14th
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA50 seconds
Moyes is drafting it already
>newcastle taking the lead early awaydont worry moyes boyes, we got this
Lots of time left in this game for everton
>>152209075>talkSHITEThink you might be retarded m8
>>152209120yet the deaths keep on rising
>>152209162REMEMBER THE 97
>>152209155
>>152209188how many of them are women that will have sex with me?
>>152209241I don't think 140 IQs are interested in Selco adverts.
>>152209282I'm a MENSA talkshite listener
grealish so thick he's dribbled all over his chest
>relegation 6 pointers in Novemberheres your champions bro
>>152209411probably vicks vaporubarsenal used to do it back in the 00s
It's all kicking off lads
>>152209419>2
>>152209496You're a bit late lad, it kicked off 17 minutes ago
saudi refs rigging it as per usual
everton could qualify for europe if they buy a striker in jan
>>152209660says a lot when they managed to replace Calvert-Lewin with someone infinitely worse
Really hope we don't have a green kit again next season
Kekford
>be on the attack for 25 minutes>2-0 downNever change, Neverton.
everton are rubbish
MILEYYYY>neverton
at least Pickford is enjoying himself
>>152209790been watching them all seasonthey're good (apart from beto and barry) they're just shit today
>when Pickford wanked himself silly over the Sunderland result earlier and forgot he was actually playing a match in about half an hour from FT
>pickford
T REX ARMS
lol howe finally sat fucking nick pope. I am glad he did that
moyes can't win with these cats
>>152209120Everton need to score, Liverpool are back to 13th
Cant watch bcuz im watching Leverkusen vs Dortmund but how are Thiaw and Woltemade doing?
comedy gold football match
stop the count, too many banter plays
good thing tuchel picked everton x united to watch instead of this
I refuse to believe Barry was ever good at football
>barry
everton are better with 10men (without Barry)
>>152209967he might be worse than beto kek
>Be named after Gareth Barry>Be shit
kdh and grealingz the only ones trying to do something today
Ofc they show up against United and now roll over here, classic
>>152210079but they are not showing up against united
>>152210055Shame Pope is out, we'd have a battle of the mong England keepers.>>152210079>show up against UnitedGana Gueye decided to get himself sent off and Everton were thankful United were complete and utter shit.
>>152210047kevin de huyne
Is this the game where both managers are the good guys?
>>152210138Cope
Remember, Man Utd couldn't score against 10 man Everton
>>152210186Not sure where the cope is lad; Everton managed to commit suicide yet were still far superior than an abysmal United at a ground where they haven't won since Fergie left. They didn't have to show up because United didn't.
WOLTEMADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.>neverton
LMAO...this could get comical
Alexander who?
woltechads
woltemessi fucking hell
moyesboys....how are we feeling?
>moyes
>>152210433Pissak, I think it was
trading that somali geezer for big dick nick has got to be deal of the summer
woltemade is so fucking good holy shit
>liverpool have moved up to 13thSLOTBROS....WE ARE COMING BACK
Liverpool told Isak to go on strike, fucking over Newcastles negotiating power and buy Woltemade on panic, and now it looks like Newcastle are the winners of that saga
>>152210610They'll be back in 14th when West Spam beat them 7-0
>>152210469I'm drinking the pain away. Newcastle have played well though.
You're a fucking saga
>>152210600>IroegbunamLiving up to his billing as a PSR transfer and nothing more
newcastle being real heinous arent they? x just shamelessly bashing luh everton x
>>152208663>>152208898>>152208983>>152209064how we doing then lads
I SAIDHOW WE DOING THEN LADS
think they closed the thread
>>152210815>>152210969>>152211022/sp/ in 2025 is dead, lad.
>shartnited lost to this>with home and numerical advantageKWAB theyre gonna get relegated this season alongside liverpoop, check'em
>no halftime slags>no f1nn5ter>no chileano>no fuck anime postsgame's gone
Amazed Moyes didn't start Alcaraz.
>>152211215not complaining about a couple of those being gone to be honest
>>152211215massive improvement
>>152211282chileano is the only thing I'm happy to see the back of, miss my halftime slags and femboys though lad
>>152211304bit gay
>>152210600State of irog bum men there
>>152211318femboys look, smell and sound like women. if it's gay it's like 5% gay
>>152211344only in your gay fantasies is that remotely true
Barry is nearly as bad as Stuart 'Barn door Barlow' Only Beto and Sancho have been this shite.
>alkwabaz
>>152211215good
Everton will continue to suffer until they play their best player, who is a number 10/support striker, centrally instead of out wide where he is completely wasted.
tiawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
everton yer shite
pffffft hahahaha
Has Pickford been drinking?
Oh god. This could get ugly now. Shit!
newcastle violent vigorous bashing
look at those stands hardly anyone left at 59 minutes
>>152211344But at that point, why not just get women instead if theyre only 5% different from femboys? What exactly is that 5% that makes you prefer them over women?
great time to score barry lmao
>CONCEDING TO THIERNO BARRYIT'S OVER FOR EDDIE MEME
THE LEAST DANGEROUS LEAD
HOWEVAR
he can't even have a consolation
clean sheet ruined
Everton are staying UP!
>>152211762I prefer women. I like femboys as well and go for them irl if they're womanly enough
Barry you magnificent bastard! At last! Oh no! Fuck! This is becoming a humiliation ritual now. Shite!
bro just give him the goal lol
id say thats a hand ball
>Barrymore
clean sheet RESTORED
REMONTADA status: Cancelled
how was that a handball
>>152211399>Stuart BarlowHoly shit last time I heard that name i was playing with pogs and making my global hypercolour tshirt change colour
KDH being wasted in this shit team
>>152211893REMONTADA Status: In Progress
newcastle would be nervous if it was 4-2 there
teams shouldn't be allowed to play in green tbph. basically camouflage. cheating.
>>152211893NOT SO FAST
>>152211984Harsh on Plymouth
5 - 4 c'mon Everton. I will dip my balls in a vat of chilli sauce if this happens.
barry on the verge of tears
>ramsgay
I swear if we blow this lead I will nuke Israel
>>152212085come on everton the world needs you
This stadium is so empty kek
>>152212348Much like this thread
poor young bazza
Beto for Barry. a £20m turd replacing a £25m one, pure Everton.
>>152212490business idea: £45m on one striker
Howe is such a weirdoWhy is he so against rotation
>>152212483He is horrendous. Needs a loan move.
time to bring on isak
>half empty stadium>booing pickford>booing gordonscouse really are scum huh
>>152212504a £45m Everton striker would be like a shitness singularity
Could be time to move on WillockAny toffees want him?
>>152212576>booing gordonThe snake who forced a move to Jewcastle and came out as a Livarpool fan? Think the ugly little twat deserves it
>>152212576The scouse are the best people in the UK. Lots of Irish genetics.
>>152212634The fact that this is go to bait says everything you need to know about them.
well that was a game of football
>>152212624He was raped in his car by Everton fans
>>152212576Newcastle fans are booing Pickford, not Everton's
