SERIE A ROUND 13>Friday, 28th November 202520:45 Como 2-0 Sassuolo>Saturday, 29th November 202515:00 Genoa 2-1 Hellas Verona15:00 Parma 0-2 Udinese18:00 Juventus 2-1 Cagliari20:45 AC Milan 1-0 Lazio (ongoing)>Sunday, 30th November 202512:30 Lecce - Torino15:00 Pisa - Inter18:00 Atalanta - Fiorentina20:45 Roma - Napoli>Monday, 1st December 202520:45 Bologna - CremoneseReminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, don't get on the ships, hold to your draw, don't swim in the morning off the coast of Australia and stay ravioli-pilled.
ac negru
negru
negrus
nihao
>>152215995Kek
\sum_{i=0}^{\infty} negru^{i}
Double yellow for romagnoli in a normal world....
pedro goal in the 96th minute
What did he mean by this
>>152216086You shouldn't have impoverished your local Coop so much to get what you deserve
Juventus won.
To be honest the twinkazzo shitpost about the gifts he would get was pretty funny
>>152216122w-why does his face morph into Pioli's mid dance?
if I bite my tongue anymore the fucking thing will fall off
gn lads hoping once again to wake up to the news of a dead lotito
>>152215837>>152215843>>152215865>>152215888>>152215990What's up with the Nintendo-poasting?
>>152216161That's clearly Jorge Sampaoli
>>152216174i have no idea probably another emergency nintendo direct to make fanboys like videogamefaggy buy the same game for the 100th time
>>152216168Literally the best president your irrelevant fascist team ever had
for the love of god
fml fuck this gay sport
>>152216210Do you have many sharks off the coast of New Zealand?
>>152216256Get fucked you dumb pedo chud
>ctrl+f negru>1/4negru
Fucking Lazio can’t do anything rightYour team sucks brazilbro
>>152216273what
HANDBALL
goalkeeper goal kino
Milan Kings now we relax and recover for 7-8 days.Hopefully Riomma and Napule finish each other tomorrow.
era
Good, pedo's deserve no good team
>wins 1-0
Wow! He took his jacket off! xD Now he's schizoing out, never-seen-before stuff!!
cheerio dickhead
Im sorry if you give this then football is dead
>>152216342>>152216313>>152216319not even watching the fucking game wtf is wrong with serie ass and its fandom
calciooo
Please Magic Mike save this one as well
>>152216209mussolini was the best president we ever had, kike
>>152216342>gets a red card
Sauron has decided that Milan should lose the points won in the derby, deal with it
Reminder that Roma and Como have the best defences in the league
ALLEGRI CHIMPOUT
So people are just gonna let Milan win the league by doing 1-0s once a week?
>>152216398¡Roja directa!
2 Eritreans?!!??!
>>152216425are you even watching the game anon? refs are trying to rig another bullshit penalty against bbilan just in case
CALCIOOOL
VAAAAAIIIIIIIIII
SHUT THE WHOLE LEAGUE DOWN!
holy fucking refball
talk about finding any excuse
giga refball
Lmao
>>152216509Go diddle some kids you pedo nazi
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>152216465His arm is tucked into his torso, what is he supposed to do with it? No era
Milan bailed out by refs again
lmao. get fucked romashitnoli
anyone got refcam allnegru
>takes 7 hours to review and it's a nothing burger Semen slurping game
Wasn't Pavlogod the one holding the attacker not the other way round? KEK
>>152216558Haunting
>>152216528hey we're not pedos
Haunt THIS
>>152216558lmao
marotta league btw
why did he have to phrase it like that? what a teasing bitch
>>152216558This LEER succesfully frightened the ref away from giving the penal
just inventing fouls out of thin air
MaxXed out
Milan King here, was never a foul on pavlo there, but we will take it.
Allnegru I kneel, bbilan had absolutely nothing and still won
>+15 min
FORZA MILAN
sovl
>>152216121
>>152216684Modric looking like he just finished his shift at gringotts bank
Another fantastic match by the defensive behemot known as Mario Gila, who is worth 90 millions of Verhofstadtcoins and will be sweeping awards at TGA in less than two weeks
/seriea/ is the milf general
Facts! We love hags and toerings
Man this game made me tired. It feels like I was also on the field running for 90min
toe what?
>tfw the Coop store manager decided to change you all the way to Albotown
>>152216808Maybe you got attacked with a direct energy weapon Check outside your window for a grey van
/toe's and hag's/ formerly /seriea/
Me and Olivia Rodrigo had the same amount of sex as goalkeepers saved a shot from Arek Milik in the last 2 years
Mafia A back at it againThe only reason why the ref didn't fuck us over was because Allegri chimped out and got a red card and also Lazio staff chimped out tooNever a pen in a million years, Geniggerdouzi should have been red carded instantly when he asked for the penI guess it was the Anti-Milan ref's way of punishing Milan too by expelling Allegri, but joke's on him because we will probably have a 3-0 Landuccikino win vs Torino unlike Allegri's meager 1-0 wins
>>152216635The jube ref had to backtrack considering Pavlo's elbowball was completely unintentional and his arms were in a natural position, so he invented some bullshitLater the ''analysts'' will say it was a pen for Nazio and other refs will be given the license to fuck Milan over some more
nice refball there bbilan fans
Ref cam is completely degenerate btwAlso the audio/video quality from the ref cam is abysmal
>>152217170>Getting your coach expelled is refballShut up Marottakek
Tbf when bbilan play the ref cam is like a policeActivity video
>>152217054Not the first time FIGC is trying to rig the game, remember when they benched the best midfielder in the world, Manuel Locatelli, because Juventus wanted to buy him? Pepperidge farm remembers
Why do all bbilan players look like they smell of fried chicken and old deodorant?
>>152217271Can you imagine this with Guardiola's Barca back in the day?
>>152217264#1 italo coach in terms of sideline antics gets expelled, how outrageous
>>152217289Remember when your mother sucked cock for a living, terrone gypsy?
>>152217290Hey hey now that's not trueOnly the players rich in melanin smell like KFC
>>152217271Just like Goldeneye N64 melee
https://x.com/kimmofc/status/1994861750588669991Shitalian goalkeepers, ladies and gentlemen
>>152217365My brother in Christ you're literally a gypsy
>>152217314CopeThe baldie fag from Lazio's staff should have been red carded too but he wasn'tAnyhow it wasn't a pen, neither was that ridiculous pen that was accorded to your shit team in the derby last match
>>152217403Hush, little terrone
>>152217439How many Mercedes badges have you stolen?
bbilan negrus
Reminder they are trying to rig it against Milan because they didn't fall for the proPalestine propaganda and support democracy
I'm sorry Mr kushner I'm just not interested in your new beachfront development project I won't invest in it
I just saw Charlie Kirk in a BF6 lobby
Jjfags was Palestra good against (you) earlier?I was him on RWB and Bartesaghi on LWB solves shitaly’s NT
>>152217742>Jjfags was Palestra good against (you) earlier?Yeah but he was on Kostic's wing so... go figure
>>152217742Well, he had to play against Kostic so make of that what you will. Even a toddler would do well against the gypsy
>>152217786>>152217804Lole
holy shit these bbilan fans are so fucking cringe>they’re rigging it against us because we don’t buy into the pro Palestine propaganda, we prefer the kike propaganda >that was a totally clean call btw, they definitely didn’t pull a foul out of nowhere>we’re one of the biggest clubs in the world financially but can barely beat lazio are bbilan fans always this cringe, /sp/
>>152217983Yes.
:○)
>>152217983it goes a long way back (you now remember the slush fund)
>>152217983kek, no way they believe the refs are against them, because of something about palestine
>>152218036 see>>152217590imagine being this fucking bluepilled lmao. nigga probably still believes in the tooth fairy
>>152218036Look up john hagee, lifelong bbilan supporter
>Allegri recounts his sending-off: 'In the last minutes there was confusion. Referee Collu was also there on the first matchday. I told him: "Every time you're there, something always goes wrong." This is because he had refereed us against Cremonese. But I didn't insult him at all'Lmao maxX stating (non insulting) facts makes these clown refs lose their mind
>>152216773this!
The logo kinda slaps ngl
Jj are facing their European rivals next round
Lmaooo
Allegri won.
Tzeentchian
Allegri won.P*******e lost.
>>152218516why keep calling them pedo? was sarri or some lazio player caught up in some scandal?
will my idolo modric win serie abuelo with ac milan?
The Mime is Arek Milik
Me? I'm going to watch Koyaanisqatsi
>>152218714Yes.
gud sballetinga, should have got 3. cambiaso was pretty shit though
>>152219105Post 5 (five) matches where Cambiaso played decently
>>152218672It's not pedophile, it's another thing that puts me in big guai if I mention it for some reason Poorfags will also seethe if someone mentions I****l and allegri winning.Btw sarri is an allegrian signore trapped in some mafia blackmail inciucio that forces him to keep coaching this team of bvrinoids
Those 5 before the City rumours started
>the year is 2025>propel still get mad and act shocked when a strisciate steals itcould be the definition of insanity
>>152219247you sound like a tranny
You just know Soulé always gets the hottest, hairiest, smelliest, most tender techno/darkwave pussy there is in Italia.
What did he mean by that
What's pussy
Santits Gaymenez
>>152216558I love him so much, but far away from Jj as possible
Watch Como yoink the serie ass scudetto simply by hiring Fabregas and a few la massia rejects
>>152220699Wouldn't suprise me. Nico Paz is by far the best player in calcio. Surely he must be in the argie starting XI in world cup
Good morning!>Tare: "With Maignan we had a good conversation at the beginning of the year together with the club and the coach. We're happy that he's having a great season, it's what we expected. We're talking in serenity"Romano: "This Lion inside Milan, whoever decides on him, is really winning people over: the attitude, the numbers, the focus, the way he fights. Milan is very satisfied and who knows, this might just be the springboard toward a contract renewal discussion in the coming months">“Sergio Ramos has no intention of retiring. He has a small small hope of playing in the World Cup. The Italy option would intrigue him”Allegri to TL: "Red card? I don't need to be on the bench. Scudetto? Not a topic. We need 48 points to enter the Champions">Allegri: "The journey is long, we must keep our feet on the ground"The drama created by VAR. 10 minutes to decide a situation, that was nothing, is in fact nothing. More interesting: Nobody is talking about the blatant stamp on Bartesaghi, who was watched by Gattuso. The kid’s lucky he’s even walking after that.
Zaniolo to jJ
God Shitaly is so fucking funny
>Inter likes Ismael Kenneth Jordan Koné, a midfielder who is performing well so far this season at Sassuolo. The Nerazzurri have inquired about his profile, without going beyond mere interest for the moment.Couldn’t afford the name brand Kone so they go for the store brand one :skullemoji:
>She addressed a member informally (ha dato del tu). The Canottieri Roma rowing club dismisses the cleaner.Free masons bros... They don't respect us anymore
I have the firm believe that maurizio got tired of turdino and his spreadsheets and joined Guardia di Finanza and he passes the day reviewing every accounting entry in Jj's books
Just finished watching Koyaanisqatsi, absolute kino and I am finally feel enlightenedthat said, Spallett out and death to Locatelli
Urbano Cairo schifoso ratto giudeo
Did you know Turdino's former president Attilio Romero ran over one of the club's best players and killed him?
>>152226775Based
>Luciano Spalletti says Jonathan David and Lois Openda should not be ‘timid’ and have a bit of ‘di**face’ to emerge at Juventus, otherwise opponents will ‘slap’ them around.lul soibois
Pisa: Scuffet; Caracciolo, Albiol, Canestrelli; Touré, Piccinini, Aebischer, Marin, Angori; Meister, NzolaInter: Sommer; Akanji, Acerbi, Bastoni; Luis Henrique, Barella, Calhanoglu, Sucic, Dimarco; Lautaro Martinez, Thuram
>>152227084happens when you support Palestine, real men support Israel
Vax status?Bro hasnt player since october because of the "flu" What the fuck is this
>>152227332He got raped by Cicalone and is mentally recovering from that
>>152227308Lizard people and not real men schlomo
>Palestra, Berisha and Douvikas all subbed in because starters didn’t play ZOG has been defeated
>>152227378Lizards have been around for longer than humans, therefore jews are the legitimate rulers
>>152226775I'll be honest I only discovered the existence of this gem due to "Pruit Igoe" appearing in Watchmen and GTA IV.
>Berardi still performing decentlydamn
cmon inter score some golerinos
2 much red smoke cant see
hakan two shit attemps on the ball
>>152227777Checked
tikus bad pass there. lauti was in good position
dima so bad again too
acerbi and lauto close with headers.hakan fucking up again. sub him pls
bastoni wtf are you doing
>Vlahobitch out two monthsLETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
relly kino gole would ahve been
henrique has been okay this half.
It's talking to itself again...
The Sword of Allah
comfy town, comfy stadium
inter...the 3 pts...per favore
pious expositus solves this match
N
Itner chokes this match
cmon inter score.im going to outdoor calcetto soon
>>152228622they heard you fra
LAUTIIIII
pew pew great work in build up>>152228685kek
>>152228587
>>152228622Is it not cold for that
>>152221603I want him to be but Rodrigo de Faggot will probably start over him because muh world champions even though Inter Miami is still Messi FC with him on the starting XI and thats in fucking MLS.The midfield should be Mac Allister, Paz and Enzo and Soulé should also be called so we can finally relegate Nico Gonzales to being a bench fullback.
toro toro toro
chat I miss Juric
Chat I now remember Nico Gonzalez
I guess I'll watch vroom vroom
>Sergio Ramos proposed to Milan through intermediariesAIA confirms: No penalty. Regarding yesterday's incident against Milan for the handball by Pavlovic, for the refereeing top brass the penalty wasn't there and moreover the call to the VAR by Collu was also wrong. The VAR official DiPaolo will be stood down.>Allegri's reassuring words in the press room will not be enough to avoid him a suspension: it should not be more than one match-day, so he will miss the away game on Monday, December 8, against Baroni's Torino>>152229110Basel is playing
Gakpo scored, do it Grimolli.
>>152229355
This gotta be one of the worst edition in the last 10 years
>>152229613Including or excluding Next Gen talents?
Classic Martinez. Do nothing for 10 games, then a brace against Pisa. I'm supposed to rate him now?
>>152229613>No ClaraTop 5 in terms of sexo?
Which kind of fucking subhumans call him "Martinez"? That's somehow worse than sfinter thirdies calling him "Lauti"
>>152229613>elettra lamboI know serbro will support her
Shartinez in Martinez
After 5000 years, a striker is finally the top scorer of this serieass season, and all it took was putting Colombiaman in front of a newly promoted team.
He's happy with it by the look of it
>>152230040The competition for the Ballon d'Or has been warned
Pedri WHO? Vitinha WHO? João Neves WHO? Rice WHO?THIS IS THE BEST MIDFIELDER IN THE WORLD!!!
VerstappenGODS we got this
In two bongs you're about to see why Soulé only fucks the most tender, muskiest goth girl vaginas in Europe
MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX MAD AMX
Luv Ducci
Riomma will disappoint me once again I know it
Of course the shitalian filth had to move aside like a cuck to let McLaren win the WDC, Antonelli crashing and dying the next race would me like Christmas morning
kek viola are cursed
>losing to juric Buhaiola please…
>Hire Pioli>Go from top 6 to getting relegated
>>152234331its palladino now
he definitely didnt want that
>>152234331>>152234349its palladino (for 20-25 days)
>>152234349>>152234467lmao so it did happen before December Based retard has to be collecting so much money from “mutual agreements”
How much is 1 Michael Merdino?
>>152234639120 million plus tip for you my friend
I now remember Lookman
>Spalletti managed to draw against these omega shittersjesus fucking christ
>Biorentina
LMAO
>>152235573
it is possible bove cursed this team
Who will save goodmoon next season
>>152235447I genuinely can't tell if you're talking about Turdino or FiocretinaThanks Sballet
Luciano...
>>152237032Is that the geofront?
Do NOT look up who scored the winning goal of the copa libertadores final
Not losing at home against Juventus is like a scudetto for them, who cares about relegation haha
>Fiorentina has won ZERO games in the first thirteen Serie A matches.>No team in the 20-teams format has survived relegation after 0 wins in 13 games.tic toc
>>152237918but verona also has 0 wins
>>152237918Surely the slump will eventually end and they will start getting some more points, right?
>Pelligrini to startWhyFuckingWhyFuckThis UselessPlayer
>>152238003
>>152238338hellas staying up
Almost monday
why is the derby del Mezzogiorno objectively the most sovlful derby in Calcio?
>>152238524who died?
Thought it was Tim Howard on goal for a second kek
Milan Kings now we watch and enjoy as the southerners take each other out and cement our rule as the leaders of the classifica.
Sure is misty in there
I'm thinking Svilar is never having kids
Luna Svilar X
>>152239055he and dildiz can always adopt
Higher tempo so far than I expected this match to be
>thanailakis commentating the gamethis is gonna be kino
Finally a Serie Ass game that isn't retirement home tempo.
>>152239285You can't expect Bilan to play fast, they have a European campaign to think about...oh wait
>>152239323I'm sure Bbilan are extremely envious of Jj's European campaign so far.
Neres is high 24/7
New GTA VI leak is up
>>152239230flies dont weigh that much
>>152239615?
>>152239615Unless you can equip Lucia with a facesitting perk, I do not care
no one is doing anythingSoulé looks like the kind of guy who would wink at you at the urinals.
>Riomma throwing the seasonlel
>>152239601Smoke weed erryday
*is stoned in your path*
>>152239722>>152239752Just some animations and a new look at Ocean Drive
Nice Neres
>>152239615What formation is that and has Gasperini ever used it?
>>152239892It's a Gasp team, they're gonna run out of gas in March anyway
>>152239920Unionized workers will pay for these leaks!!!
>>152239920Thanks
>>152239949kek @ his eyes still looking like that while he's celebrating
>only gets player, no ball>no foulIs this vento del nord?
>>152239920>Ocean DriveReminder to play Pacific Drive (Free* on PS+)
Will Neres be considered for le seleção?
>>152240044>refball>against romawhy are you surprised?
>>152240070never, I doubt porcellotti even watches nabule
Next season we will get Derby delle Isole back, Cagliari vs. Palermo. I hope it wont be retirement home serie ass tempo.
>>152239920Which Milan player was used to track the movements for the stolen bicycle?
>>152240196are they died
Viola cucktalk is up
>>152240070Abuelo will call a shitter from Shit Ham, Poopmouth or Craphampton Town before he takes a look at players from Calcio.
>>152240163rise and shine mr soulé
Only Nabule in the first half, but Riomma without Dybala is like Jj without Yildiz, sterile.
>>152240223no, this is the atmosphere at an average sawker game in europe
>>152240196st andrews day celebration
>>152240196they were not protesting but cheering for the latest generation of Moroccans who had arrived in the land
Lmao >we fucking ruined him
>>152240351Who is this haha
>>152240351*eats pandoro once*
>>152240389damn wtf happens if you ate two in the past three daysasking for a friend
>>152240461You're ok, its about the ratio between pandoros eaten and weight of your body
>>152240461It's not even December fra what the fuck is your friend doing ahah
>>152240389should've had grown up past childhood and had panettone instead
>>152240511he's lost control of his life haha
Pandoro hate is so forced. Pandoro chocolate from bauli is like tasting heaven
>>152240384Pjacapulita from Savona
>pandoroposting in novemberanyway whoscored was down for a few hours and is back up nowglad i can continue pretending to actually watch calcio and lelpl
>>152240622Her boyfriend posts here
>>152240521Factos, just seen this confirmed again
>>152240648Can confirm I post here (she doesn't know I am her boyfriend)
>>152240608>bauligianduja panettone from motta is infinitely better
>>152228778it was like +7. it was okay. there was one insanely gud player there. scored goals at will
smoking on that shit that made neres permanently have that look
>>152240774I tried the balocco chocolate pandoro but it was too sweet for me
>>152240351is it an obligation to buy?imagine the seething if he were to be back in turdin next year
>>152240521Canditi fucking suck dude
Honestly, when you look at its posts and pretend they're coming from an 11-year old they make a whole lot more sense. It's a more comforting perspective as opposed to the endless dribble of retardation.Also would explain the predisposition for sweet foods since children have a pronounced preference for sweet foods due to a combination of biological and evolutionary factors.
>>152241121shitty/mediocre ones do indeed, if you can try something like iginio massari's panettone
>>152241040pandoro is a glorified sponge cake so it has more sugar than penetone
>panettone/pandoro talkreddit losers have joined the chat innit
gud stomp on mctomi. dude fouls and dives alot.
>>152241071Option which turns into an obligation if he plays a specific amount of matches (which he won't)
A lot of maad maad people on a sunday night because of golden bread
why does baldanzi look like that?
Opendligation to buy
>>152241427gud he is gettin playtime. would like him at inter.
step on foot is such a fucking cringe thing to say
>this refDo Casalesi have his family?
>>152241427none of your concern, goy
If it were a Duccio who suffered it, it would be called a foul by strap on foot
Dybala is going to MLS/Saudi or something after this season I think
You haven't known pain until you have rolled your ankle over the strap on lying on the floor when getting out of bed the morning after
Dat nussy
How can someone just let themselves go like that?
So, how's the totally-not-retirement-home-paced big match going?
ref big napoli fan
>>152241853based ref, fuck riomma
>>152241791Watching Jj once every 6 days does us like that
6 days? Jj plays again in 2 (two) days!
>>152241911Good shitpost ahah
All big games are just shitty 1-0s
>>152241831First half was fun, second half both teams might as well not have gotten back on the field so far.
gud shot
>>152241927Anin I...
