Thank you Sean Shelby!
I have no evidence of it currently but I think Joe Pyfer is gay and repressing these emotions is what's causing him to be so bitter and resentful
growing out a brazza beard, I think they look cool
>>152216227And here I thought it was the cum he left in your ass
>>152216162JPJPJP
we cannot fucking follow them
how do you take your division sir?>jammed, log jammed
>>152216343You better check in with the shot caller to make sure that beard is allowed on the yard
Joe Lopez speaks on Volkanovski fight Diego Lopes againhttps://youtu.be/wEBHt7OicNo?si=5_-XyK0i0UXWWPZQSupposedly the UFC pivoted from Volk vs Murphy a week after Silva vs Lopes, and Volk was taken off the december card because Lopes wouldn't be ready for december
>>152216490The shot caller is nothing to me meng he's a fucking pussy tell him I fucked his mazza
>toms cant avoid eye pokes>bitch-ilia cant contain demons"its good being the goat" - JJ
>>152216530That's how you get your wig split, playa
Why the fuck are they sacrificing YOGART to fucking FADDY
>i throw that shaka brah >nd its all ova for em brah
>>152216490wow this guy looks really tough surely he wouldn't go lionheart mode from a bunch of glancing shots
now you're calling me the n-bomb?
The Strongest Wet Blanket in history vs the Strongest Wet Blanket of today
>shuffle>shuffle>n-bomb
>>152216717Imagine being one of the only guys to give Fakhretdinov a non-controversial legitimate winLiterally Kevin Pee tier
This bitch is still bitter about GSP tapping bisping
>im a natural 170 pounder, i knocked out everybody at ultimate fighter at 170>gsp was the shit, he changed the game with his supplement & nutrition, doing it the right way>he was the guy at my weight class, that i was gunning for man >thats the real one man
bisbong won... in life
Simply not going to play this game.
Bo “Friggin” Nigger
the ufc is dying
Ok but really GSP was the biggest wet blanket everPeople act like he wasn't boring as shit to watch because he came out in a karate gi
>>152216910he meant HOW DO you like THEM apples
>>152216343Beards are disgusting especially when you eat something greasy and that shit seeps into the beard
Uh ohh coping and seething may dull the pain hehe
miss when the ufc was sponsored by modelo and not queer beer
Never give up
>>152216979thats a list of gatekeepers right there. very strong gatekeepers. hendricks won fuck you gspiss
Never believe in yourself and give up - that one Polish fighter
>>152216993>OOOOOOOOOOOH DADDYSP IM LEGLOCKIN YER FOOCKIN HIPS BREED ME BRITISH BOIMINGE WIT YER BIG FRANCEDADDY LOADS
Famous gate keepers Kamaru Usman and George St. Pierre
>>152216875Hold on brother, I'm posting>>152217025Great memories.Sincerely,Mr. Here
You can run all the VPNs you want man, at the end of the day, GSP KWABed the brit
>>152217078>pulls guard to kick
>>152216990*pretends I can't read*
>>152217078>>152216993Oh wow GSP finished a guy once he must do this in all of his fights
>Ok they know i'm still seething about GSP beating bisping, i'm gonna run a US vpn and make it seem like it's organic
Usdaddy got next
Niggas be like "we have to do something about all these crotch sniffers wrestlers are ruining the sport also I love GSP btw"
the sandman irvin loss to silva still bugs me, its okay. time heals
George St. Pieru
Jorge San Pedro
how does pic rel make you feel :)
>>152217247Canadian excellency.
heem has been very positive for the past 12 hours lets see how long we can keep that
It's always "oh he made BJ Penn quit" or "oh he finished Bisping"Nobody ever talks about the fights with Jon Finch or Jake Shields or Thiago Alves or Dan Hardy or Nick Diaz. Like 90% of GSPs fights were absolute smudge fests were he tried to make sure as little action as possible was happening
I wonder if this anon realises the UK fans don't really give a shit about bisping. We all know he's one of the most fraudulent champs ever
>>152217247oi mate, delete daty! u dont haveuh muh permission mate!
you guys are so mad right now
>>152217323Yeah b positively fuming
>>152217323About what exactly?
>>152217278and condit/hendricks shook that french canadian fuck, so much he had to retire.
Bisping fought with one eye and didn't cry about it unlike the coward of manchester
nick diaz isn't a good win? the man who won a fight with a gogoplata? the man who laid down whilst fighting The Spider?
Stop arguing and get hyped
>>152217433>TURN INTO FOX NATION APP AT 11PM IRISH STANDARD TIME! >CHECK YOUR LOCAL LISTINGS!
>>152217396>condit/hendricks shook that french canadian fuckno he knew he could rob more guys what shook him was drug testing. once usada let brock lesnar fight he was good to go again
im a gsp fanim a bisping fanim canadianim british
bisping defeats tommy by majority decision I fear
>>152217508Tommy Fury?
>>152217493im going to broke you in street fight
>>152217281Why would you hate bisbong he's the only entertaining brit
>>152217477gsp was natty ;)
>>152217523THE
why are these fighters all druggies
I’m not taking this shit from any of you anymore*does haka*
noo you cant just derive strength from your cultural identity
been thinking a lot about schaub
>>152217688Think about the life you would have to have to fight people for your job. No normal person in a first world country would do this. Fighting is a third world activity.
>>152217765rent free bapa
>>152217765#justshowerthoughts
>>152217765What about him?
>>152217765
*heems you* *Glides out*
>>152216717rigged, fixed whatever you call it, fuckredinov was the underdog in this too
How dare you my mom died in the holocaust
I need empty brain inspo. mundane shit where tv static fills the brain. like the look on maycee's face here.
Im smocking an blunt and drinking colt 45 in my underwear
Why is jon “boner” jones so miserable and gay?
>>152218309king shit
Fuck out of shampoo should I use dukes body wash or will woman's conditioner be ok
Smock yourself illiterate shit for brains
>>152218316Can't go have a cheeky night out at a hole in the wall comedy club without some no life clout chaser recording his every move
Every woman lust's for me, every man wants to be me.
Finland should come as no surprise
I'm going to win the Powerball tonight too then I'm out of this dump
I can brutally heem everyone ITT
>>152218548Lamb shawarma and a small palestine cola thanks habibi
Why hasn’t that ugly retarded freak tom set the rematch date? Typical brit coward? Busy signing his kids up for compulsory mudslime rape gang service?
Ngl one time during a fight I swung a haymaker and did a full 360 when he ducked it then took my back and chocked me out and no one will ever know this hahahahahahah
RAF 3 fight night
>>152218419
late response but the truth must out:>>152217037Gane only exposed himself as mentally defeated by risking a DQ in the first round. he jumped the gun on a blatant double eye poke in round fucking one of a chance to get the belt. and ganecels want to spin it into 4D chess? NPCs. in a world where the rules are enforced Gane would barely scratch the top 10. I mean he would literally scratch top 10 fighters and lose points for it and lose every fight against them. go over his top 10 fights right now and consider how many of his wins would still be wins if he didn't cheat. there's next to nothing left and he didn't win much to begin with. Volkov? obvious loss if he couldn't cheat. your boy is not champ material. your boy is a project. your boy is wearing affirmative action plot armor in the interest of zesty Joe Rogan types and to grow the black UFC audience.meanwhile Aspinall became champ without even having to fight. he became champ by intimidating Jon Bones Guys into panic retirement. the amerimutts' cheating, serial criminal "GOAT" would rather retire than fight Aspinall. he had no problem fighting Gane though and he won instantly by just walking up to your fraud and choking him out like showing off to a martial arts class. he knows he couldn't do that to Aspinall.
>>152218664Plato, Aristotle even
>>152218633Are you old mclovin?
>>152218592Sounds like too much crotchsniffing not a single kickboxing bout on the card
>>152218653HOLY TRVKE
>>152218653No one is reading this much cope hans and Jones is still GOAT
>>152218548Do you even know who you’re talking to pal? I’ll light you up b
I now remember Megan Anderson
Tom's Orb
Before Tom Aspinall existed Jon Jones was chased out of 205 by Blachowicz
Having a hard time tomming the aspinall
>>152218784for being 6'6" she was shit
>>152218829>Blachowiczthe guy glover killed? glover being the guy jon and every other lhw contender 10 years ago killed
>me son>me eye>me mateIt's never tom's fault I've noticed
>>152218784she couldn't liberate herself from her body and sheem
>>152218861Next, it’s gonna be >me bussy
Nor andy's, make of that what you will
belal earned his title shot with a no contest victory against ian garry
>>152218664>dump dat shiett nigga
Christian M'Pumbu is the lhw in the division today. let that sink in
>>152218883Honestly be best for him if he retires now to save face
>>152218784reminds me of the broad from powder puff girls
>>152218861>me belt
>>152218784
Best british fighter? probably Linton Vassell. without bellator the sport wouldnt be shit
>>152218953Bogdanoff, make the call
andy didn't pump his son full of hgh for you to make fun of him knock it off
>>152218969Ever heard of the Briton Muhammad Mokaev?
>>152218953>I'm happy with what I see in the mirror >the mirror:
paddy the baddy chads we finna bouta heem this retard and retire islam as a religion
Totally normal behavior from aspincels explaining why actually tom won and everyone else is committing a thawltcrime>>152218940Echoes of DC and volk but in reverse
>>152218953
>>152219022Aren't saudis just helwanis but "the other team" this should be basic heem knowledge why do you think ari does business with them
jon jones is a pussy ass igger with a totally fraudulent recordliterally retire-ducked an englishmantragic
tommygoat still making them seethe i fear
A bag is pretzels just cost me $5 wtf is going on
>Valerie Loureda
>>152219016you got a tip of an early return?
Waldo has managed to finish aspinall without fighting him and even got cyclops in on the fun
I'd like to think all my years gooning to Mackenzie Dern played a part in her becoming champ
>>152219066you have to admit his middleweight run was fun. he is the goat of faggots
>>152219093>blackest butthole in the latina community
Jon is literally not gay however you thinking about it is
>gifted a belt>its the new (((updated))) version
>>152218953her nutritionist should be shot, megan would look a lot better with a bit of chub on her frame. i can save her bros
>>152219151Look at Mr gay expert over here!
>>152219151You sure about that?
thats paddy btw
>>152219163Why doesn’t kid rock have cabinet position?
>>152219095holy basedpaddy vs retard 4th round tko (punches) vs islam tko (weight cut)
>>152219151How do you think about Jon jones being gay? What do you imagine him doing?
>>152219093bummer wwe picked her up and we didn't get to see full-fledged porn
>>152219171Monitor on
>>152219099No, but I’ve got a tip for your bum gay boi
>>152219195cant have him fixing detroit, can we now?
>>152219218I can't think of it since it is absurd the man has a long rap sheet for soliciting, beating and drugging minge (she/her) and has dirtied a helwani bloodline with his ape seed several times, hard evidence he is a heterosexual
>>152219282real sociopaths are bisexual because it is solely about domination
no other goat has a twin. hughes is the goat x2
>>152219317That sounds fake and very gay
We have proof of Jones hugging men, We have no proof of Jones hugging women. Levels.
why couldn't val do this
>>152218855Yes, Jon Jones fled the division out of fear of Jan Blachowciz. Very silly in retrospect but there's no need to attempt to revise what was recorded
>>152219282Nothing gayer than having sex with women thoughbeitever. Rebuttal?
>>152219343You have city subsidised housing and monthly welfare quiet quiet piggy
>sir we've got the proof of jon jones being gay"i know" - djt
having sex with women is gay because pleasure is gay and for womenreal men suffer in loneliness and kill people
if I were Dana, I would be seeking some heemer magumbos for every division to chain down on designated heemer post. imagine a guy that is constantly getting some bums and all he does is delivering CTE to some poor part-time fighters 3-4 times a year for our entertainment. could serve as free fight for good prospects as well because he would be just outside of top 5 but not good enough to beat any contenders due to being one dimensional monkey.
>>152219363Spending time with minge is gay but heeming it is obviously not or else homos would do it with their dirty schaub mengs
>the only pleasure in this world is painthiago alves
>>152219400or maybe just ban american gay wrestling fags and all eastern euopeans
>ban wrestling heh
>>152219356Man Weili has this and the most recent Valentina L as major aura loss moments. I'll forever remember the live threads going CHING CHING CHONG as she walks out.
>>152216227Joe Pieface was raped by dana why do you think he bought him a house
>>152216937how can you kill that which is already dead?it's literally a turd world recruitment service now, kadyrov pushing his dagi rats to encourage people to join "EAGLE MMA" only to get thrown into the terrorist pipeline (literally look into it, two kabobians got themselves fucking killed during a terry attack) because they're all dogshit at fighting in the first place
>>152219489Cute man
>>152219489she was legit cute before the roids and tats
>>152217057based BisKing>>152217093AI slop fake
>>152219489imagine if the james krause didn't train her wrong on purpose
>>152219489Sex would not be easy
>getting 700k followers overnight>without fighting or getting a viral KO or whatever>exactly as many he needed to surpas Makhachevsus
*flushing noises*
>>152219489Need to see the shots Scott Hirano didn't publish.
>>152219545For you. It would also be nonconsensual
>>152219489you can tell she was sexually abused by her father and is using mma as a coping mechanism for her trauma shits sad man
>>152219547That's an organic boost from the mgtow brigade following his marital woes
>you know theres no fear going on here bud
is this the strongest resume of the year of all time?
I don't win rounds, I win fights
>>152219547>implying all social media stats aren't manipulated do you really have nothing fucking better to do in fucking bulgaria than look at follower numbers what the actual fuck is going on over there holy fuck man get some fucking self hespect
>>152219581>midgets nah...
>>152219580>no, with a "j"
>>152219594the canadian government offered me money to go live in your shithole country, but i rejectedpay more taxes, so they can offer me more money to come fuck your wife
>>152219547>gets kicked out by Georgina >trains in some 90s school gym>still manages to buy six gorillion followershow does he do it?
>>152219591fights come and goI win narratives
>>152219552it is a failing companythey dont even release the ppv numbers anymore and they got rid of it anywaysthey need to get rid of wmma and midget weight divisions nobody respects a ufc champ on the streets anymoreif youre a ufc champion, all that means is that you suck dick in the octagon
>>152219561Non negotiable?
>>152219618yea man you showed everyone by being a follower voyeur
merab - 2 finishes in the last 5 years yan - 0 finishes in the last 5 years
>>152219620Guy on Plebbit was offered to buy an Instagram account with 100k followers for 2k USD. And those were allegedly "real", at least pretend real.So I doubt buying 700k bots is that expensive, under 10k probably.
>>152219632>if youre a ufc champion, all that means is that you suck dick in the octagonworsethese days they probably got Ari jew'd backstage
split decisioned merab btw
>>152219659yan took merabs brain cells that hes never getting back
>>152219659He finished Aljo with a knee.
>>152219642And non-refundable
>>152219662Plus ilja has links to destitute shitholes like georgia spain and g*rmany where people will do anything for money
>>152219632>went from the biggest sports television company to fucking paramountgrim, but dana and co have checked out and are collecting money. in 2 years they'll probably follow the PFL into a more irrelevant platform and sail out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOIytgTQ-y8is this asian dong an iron in the fire or just a paper tiger
>>152219581Shogun 2005Jon 2011
>>152219581it's very solid and he barely lost a round
>>152219721it will follow suit with boxing and be bought out by saudijake paul freak fights at 4pm
>>152219489adorable
>>152219581Sandhagen Sean and Umar are all absolute dogshit
>>152219685merab_reaching_for_handshake_yan_flinches_and_cringes.mp4
Especially Sandhagen
>>152219816Good luck convincing the fanbase otherwise.
>>152219809i can see that. saudi and friends let islam and khamzat clones juice to the gills while the competition gets noxious locker rooms and poisoned food.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHLgbuSU_mUnone of these fighters are game like benson, none of em. toothpick while fighting? try that islam.
Skinny little ginger bitch of a ting little donny do nothing but take a lop sided beating of a ting zero iq no fight plan of a ting Umar sucks too
>>152219816umar had a decent run before the poofco'smelly is objectively awful
>>152219873I feel that goes without saying but I hear you b
We are seething at merab now?
>>152219901nah merab is cool now. Yan should put up a good fight. Merab is beatable
merab showed umar levels when he started taunting. that solidified his win with the judges
>>152219901Merab is cool you should be more like him maybe get a job or something pay taxes be grateful etc
heeminder merab was SHOOK of umar but still managed to win because he forgot during the fight
helmet warrior jostin gaychee
>>152219901merab "the american dream" dvalshvili will always have my love and respect.
Umar broke his hand punching Merab in the face.
I am clean, suave and ready for wild sex again boys
Merab reminds me much of estonian work ethic a decent young man just trying to escape the communism and start a new life in the greatest country of all time I mean who says that
>striking on par with unranked wmma>wetblanketing worse than pat sabatini >chin as fragile as beneil dariush>2 rounds worth of cardiosome fighters simply dont have the infrastructure to be champion
Merab "the Estonian dream" Dvalshvili
>>152219901>manlet crotchsniffing>why arent u a fan bro
Merab is a more skilled martial artist, which he proved by winning the first two rounds, but there's no amount of skill that makes up for your opponent having unlimited cardio
*heems ur pockets*
>>152219979umutt and all dagies are like that because they are inbred rape babies
>>152220016*Umar is a more skilled martial artist
>>152220016Prime TJ might be the only guy who could beat him no fluke.
>>152220021she's rich and was funding his whole lifestyle. More like she yanked the leash and he tucked his tail.
>>152220022... never relax
>>152220063>Olympianl e v e l s
>>152220070paradigms
remember when the faggots in this heem were saying Paddy the Baddy actually lost to the heroin junkie jared nobody gives a shit od and die gordon
Merab should be deported yjk he came here illegally someone tell President Trump to look into it
Ugly nigger
The divorce is a work. Ilia is going to announce they cancelled the split within a month of Gaethje winning the belt.
>>152220063>>152220087I love this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe I always fucking bet on this little legend and always won
>>152220143>gaethje>winning
>>152219919hey chill man i just came to deliver this shawarma you ordered want it or not
>>152220161He's fighting Paddy b
peddy is going to tap from leg kicks
>>152216490>>152216717Rinat holds the keys to the yard now
I mean lil bro met his wife in Miami LOL DC after a Jones bout could see this coming
>>152220181Do you have any weed
>>152220299nah man
I've been doing nothing but eating leftovers and drinking gravy like a true FAT ASS for three days now
About to negate my killer workout earlier with 12 white claws the ole 33 dilemma ehh
>>152220328Good man it was a trick question, have a 5 euro tip
>>152220245And from the increasing throbbing cock poking direct center on his tight little virgin anus over and over (getting some good penetration in a good bit)
>>152220296Haha you are hilarious and awesome:)
What's next for me, title shot?
Dana needs to grow a pair and make these fighter fight every weekend for all eternity
>>152220411This plus they should be paid less
>>152220387some say title, i say trade.
>>152220435What's that mean?
There should be moat with hungry alligators the fighter have to fight between
>>152220435Nice
Aspinall should be shot
>>152220463Surprisingly enough I actually fucked this chick in a nightclub bathroom in KCMO back in 2016
>>152220463What do I feed my daughter to grow into a beast like this? Or is it genetics?
>>152220479How high were u
>>152220446we will find you something. all kinds of roles
Remember the Name "Düsseldorf Jacuzzi Boys". Everything Dagestan can do, we can do better.
This chick is bringing her pet boy poodle over wtf??
>>152220479I actually fucked her too and you should tell me her butthole color so I can confirm the validity of your story.
>>152220536Nah fuck that
flee topturo flee run little swarthy faggot
>>152220550Blue with an orange wart
>By the way I'm bringing my pet poodle with me is that okay?
Arman makes Ilia looks like benicio del Toro
>>152220479i trust you.
>>152220564Who da nigga? Looks familiar
>>152220564Rose insemination party?
>>152220594Olof palme
>>152220567IM GONNA FIGHT YOUR FUCKIN' ASS
>>152220594That’s Don Cheadle brotha
I thought Jake From State Farm was a white guy originally??
>>152220690Why do all my T-Shirt sleeves stop at mid bicep?
About to cop some booger sugar hope I don't get drone struck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p55fp8yFo-csherk and dunham own the lw division today. try beating these guys islam, you fucking bum.
>>152220594Pat Barry
What have I becomeMy sweetest friend
Sweet like sugar.
>>152220830"i like what i see" - PB
>>152220830Increase caloric intake and make her sedentary. I'm willing to live with the results even though we're trotting the line on safe parameters.
Drinky drinky drinky, can't you see?Sometimes you just dull the pain to me
>>152220830Computer increase her weight by 40lbs and give her a futanari penis
>>152220830Jarvis, make her skin blue. No, wait, revert. Keep the eyes spaced far. Expand breast size.
>>152220345>white clawsYeah about that Pilates workout was really brutal Debbie
Real Brooklyn Gangster
And you can have it allMy empire of dirt
Dana should really look into developing a battle royale type cage design where the cage shrinks as the fight goes on.
real special school gangster
If tookster got molested would Luke Thomas go on a Cain Velasquez style rampage to gun the person down in the streets?
>>152221022I'll look into it.-Hunter
Abel Velasquez.
Oliveira vs Holloway 2Thoughts?Feelings?
Abel Velasquez be like >Oh fuck that guy just shot me because he thought I molested his kid fuck I'm going to die
volk vs lopes is actually killing my interest in this semen slurping "sport"
If I could start againA million miles away
>>152221205I hope both men are healtyh after and can make their wives cum after
almost time
remember when ddp and jdm and illlia were champs
>>152221542I don't even remember what i had for breakfast man
any heemers play league of legends?
>>152221542Ilia is still a champion
>>152221565Fuck you faggot. Play an real game. Leauge of ledgends is a retard game for small braiend pea heads who cant play RTS. Suck an pistachio out of my foreskin.
>>152221565I used to but not since spammy started making fun of me for it
Dana: hehehe fuck you arman
>>152221592what do you play?>>152221648what was your role and champ?t. trundle jg main
>>152221565>The image features cricketerVirat Kohli(left) and another individual sitting on rocks in a snowy, mountainous area.The person on the left is wearing a jacket with the text "THE NORTH FACE" visible on the sleeve.>The person on the left is widely identified as the Indian international cricketer Virat Kohli.>The clothing brand "The North Face" is known for outdoor apparel, which is appropriate for the snowy environment shown in the image.>The image captures a moment of rest during what appears to be a snowy excursion.*sigh*
fucking nerds over here! bing bang wahhhoooo!
Uberheembros...
>>152221711>Arman's fw Paddy vs Garth
>>152221772There's something very wrong with that woman
>>152221772lol i've never seen a human look like him and i'm from the blackest part of memphis
>thats three strikes>youre fucking out
>>152221798It looks like the bad shop porky posts of topuria's ex and her little brother airbrushed to make him look like a black
>fuck you>next question
>lee>borg anti-draws you have to advertise it as "two title fights">the ufc has been dying
>I told you>Im a fucking hitman
>>152221687I play Virtua Fighter 5. Final Fight LNS. Street Fitgher 3 Third Strike. Urban Reign. Fight n Rage.
>>152221987black?
>>152222010worse, zoomer.
>>152222010Taiwanese
we are herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GsvrKMd9yg
I'm NGL I just played Soul Calibur 2 and Ultimate MK3
>>152221946hey man why dont you hit the fucking barber man!
>>152222086upvote
just got home from a country town fair and malooms is on? what a perfect day
>>152217688Because all the disciplined talent willing to compete in contact sports went where the money is; Boxing, Rugby, and Gridiron Football.The only people willing to trade braincells for scraps are fucking loser.
>>152222156woah, thats rude dude.
>>152222094It's kinda crazy how they never managed to replicate anything appealing about SC2 in later entries.
>>152222096The Barbenter Guida
>>152222212I literally picked up the future games just for Ivy's tits
>>152222222
>>152222248hoc chads doing it again
>>152222248*inhales*>go duc->go anaheim ducks
>no one gets me "sir, we get that you have a toothpick concealed in your mouth, and while a cool trick, i need you to leave the store. you are scaring the other customers"
reading Jack London's overt criticism of capitalism in "South of the Slot" at 10:00pm on a Satahdae nigh is heeming my will to go on
>>152222381read a real novel
Heem is always trying to trick me into reading shit man
>>152222381"short notice, but lemme help" - bt
I have...an thick peins
>>152222381call of the wild mogs
>>152222381there are fights on, dumbass
Bo Nigger
>>152222407I watched the anime of this
>>152222441>"look at that joe">"he stopped mid fight to read his book" >"what high fight iq, and a masterful display of discipline at work">"what can this young man/lawyer not do?!">"can you believe they were ever slaves?!?!"
>>152222489I read the book several times and didn't know there was an anime. cool
>>152222476*hysterical, raucous cheering from an stadium full of people. Women are taking their cloths off snd fignerg themselves wile men are screaming and committing seppukku*
>>152222492FACT: there is medicine in that book
>>152222492hah, idiotblack people aren't realthey're just on tv
>>152222476coach primate
>>152222556and there it is
Guy Mez-nigger
Fucked an few MILFs and even GILFs in my early 20s. Online dating was so easy. I would wake up, smoke weed, shit ,and send an few messages whilst shitting. It was an good 6-7 years of constant sex with new women. And hat trading on Team Fotress 2.
>>152222673Same here I'm ruined by all the nympho milf and gilf succubus I have encountered during the golden age of one night stands
knowing Belal won't get another titleshot brings me so much joy
>>152222708Hoenstly? Respect. Most men take me posting that as bargging but you and I know the pleasures of that lifestyle. An toast to yoy my brother
haha, very cool!
>>152222094>Trace
nutting inside a woman while full on French kissing as she squeezes you and tells you she loves you might just be the best feeling on Earth
>>152222794Women don't truly love anyone but themselves
>>152222794Did that with a man once, wasn't that special so i don't think it would be with a woman either.
>no more time for women, now that im retired
>>152222794HEEMING is the best feeling in da world
>>152222776he needs underwear for his face haha look at this ballsack balkan
>>152222794Hoenstly? Yes. There was an 44 year old thicker japanese woman I fucked from 22-24 thaT I did 'tis with often. She looked an lot like Asuksa from WWF. God I fucking love women so much.
>fight, marry, killRDAgilbert yvelcb dollaway
all this talk about fucking women is making me horny for men I wish hasbulla was here I'd rape him straight to muslim hell
>>152222985would love to dissolve this little turd in a barrel of acid
>>152223003he hasnt wronged me that hard, but i would throw him in a bulldog choke. walk him around the casino like my bitch
>>152223003you cant say that about the mayor of toddler town
I have an lot of sex stories but Ill let other guys tell their storeys tooo
I'm getting deja fu b I swear I've read this exact thread before
khabib is covert evilcel vs goob whomst is overtly evilcel coded
>>152223124I lost my wizardry plus two (32) to a bpd centurion liar ("29"), but surprisingly didn't catch even herpes or a pregnancy charge. Haven't had sex ever since. Back to fapping to blonde pubic hair aryans. Trying to hook up with the next door William who keeps coughing a lot. Huh maybe I'm a het bug chaser. I keep wanting to cum inside but never have
I want to tell more sex stories but I dont want to sound like an pompous dick so GO ON guys share ok?????
>>152223168spooked
>>152223224Only if you pair with a silly mma picture
THE FUTURETHE FUTURETHE FUTUREIan is the Future
abdulmanap ghost chasing khabib through a carnival at night
is kwabata fighting tonight?
>>152223375*enter tony*Khabebs Boogeyman, fuck you motherfucker!
Hey heem, Thanks for all the keksYours truly, Anon
where are we watching chandler and mendes cuddling tonight?
>>152223506Boomerbook highlights since no more apps for this old man. Let me say, they couldn’t market it any worse
evil fucking company.
>no fear going on here>yeah i know>takes one to spot one
First youtube video and I can't stop talking about MMA
>that's right guys, we did it. Gaziev vs Lewis UFC White House
paddy pimblett found 400 lbs covered in lunchly wrappers
>>152223881was she harmed as a teen?
>Michael Chandler def. Chad Mendes, 4-1
Am I sexunal?YeeeeAAAAAH
you now remember the Blackzilians
EVEY NIIGERYEEAH
man you guys post the dumbest shitlike you're in the middle of a conversation that's not actually happening
>>152224022Sup unc
Merab vs Suga 3Volk vs Lopes 2Paddy vs GarthIslam vs UsmanKhamzat vs StricklandWelcome to paramount+ baby
>>152224022hill, you over the hill? i climbed big bear mountain with a forty five pound pack
>>152224049big fights. big cards. big money. DOWNLOAD DRAFTKINGS AND ENTER CODE: HEEM, thats CODE: HEEM
>>152224022*forces your hesd to suck my cock..(3
>>152224022shut the fuck up, b
remember when izzy talked about getting precum before being locked in a cage with another man and then we all moved past it like it never happened?
>>152224022we ctemaxx here playa!
can this bitch see?
>>152224053big bear is just a mountain -victor belfort
>>152224092wtf theres malooms today?why didnt no 1 say nothing
>>152224092I could 1v3 those girls
>>152224103scroll up nigga
>>152224100"yeah bud? well thats cool, check in with me when youre in cali, alright? heh im just kidding, but really, do come train." - UF
Vitor Blefort was going to be an chanpoon..... till Jon said no! Aterbcmkingblm annkigrridid
Ding dong of a ting
lots of little clitties getting erect for jap slop
>>152224122vitor shouldve finished that armbar. not a day goes by that doesnt leave me wondering, what if. what if vitor locks that bar in dawg, and lets the fucking boys play. affliction vitor wouldve finished it right there. ripped the arm from his body, but no. jesus saved jon jones that day
jesus said snap that shit
"snap it my son" - jesus
is Robert Whittaker a top 5 MW of all time?>Anderson>Adesanya>Weidmanare all definitely above him. what about Hendo, Machida, Shogun, Rockhold, Jacare?
break that gay man's arm brother
>>152224177machida and shogun are 205ers for me. thats a tough question man, he can be in the top 12. 185 is a sneaky deep weight over time.
I got Croom on my pants!!
"you did good frank, but i didnt ask you to snap his arm" - jesus
>>152224155It there isn't some sort of referee stoppage one armed Jones would still have beaten him.>>152224177Depends on the criteria. The resume of guys like Shogun and Hendo kinda goes beyond one specific weight division.
those jap fighters just got a nice ko you could hear it building up in the commentary lmao
I got my dick licked today!! I boy Gathje!!
damn the brazilian fucking lost
>>152224237how about a nine toed jones? i think you'd be surprised
>>152224253King shit!!
hey, put your toeholds on..
>>152224253Yuor the man!!
>put together kino matchups >waste them on a discipline people don't care about on a show nobody can watch even if they wanted to Frustrating promotion
>>152224253You are such an real one
only pain awaits you
>>152224253B-b-b-b-b-beijed!!
>>152224293"folk style wrestling is the most intense, live events you can watch bud. have you trained, would love to get you out to the gym. you local?" - UF
cutler would body tomala
>>152224301i advise everyone tunes in. finish coming
>>152224321Mr Faber, nobody can watch it, Greco-Roman translates better to MMA, I'm obviously not local and your wife is very attractive.
>>152224253GOD-liek!!
>>152224368banger of a fight
>>152224370"greco roman with a high crotch single, yes. ive been trying to tell my guys. i leave that up to them once in the cage though, thats on them.'"ppreciate it bud, shes a looker, she is a looker. not bad for just some kid from cali ay? hah, so who do i make this out to?"UF
kino
>>152224395
>>152224451pick up the phone danercontender seriesnow
Cain vs Abel.
>>152224460he runs the entire lw division, TODAY. the ufc is dying
this fight looks good
>>152224253Pure cimena!!
>>152224253
>>152224443Abus M., please.>>152224470It's gonna be a tough night for Trujillo
the ref wanted a cold ko lmao
heeeeeeem towel throwyyyy
>>152224537after the two knockdowns lmao
paddy will be champion
im in on this promo they are cutting. shits looking strong and i dont know what they are saying
no followever
Whut
what are you niggaz watching?
>>152224596can't wait for this one
>>152224605maloom fcit just endedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GsvrKMd9yg
WHERE U FAMILY JON
"loved the show bud. big fan of branching the sport out ya know. how much are these guys training huh? a lot? no kidding.""wow, i better get back in the gym to stay sharp. heh just kidding, old cali kid is retired for good. i wouldnt mind that smaller ring though hah" - UF
>>152224632>what family>what beltheem
>>152224391>>152224309HEY FAGGOT just because you're drunk doesn't mean we find your gay posts entertaining
>>152224659Shutup cocksucker stay in Shitt Meadows or Ontario broke reddit bitch
>>152224679>retarded poverty stricken retard lashes out as he drinks alone on the weekendkek
>>152224684Youre poor and thats a fact!!
>>152224679>>152224684i dont know who is who, or what is what.
>>152224690you thinking having drinking money = not poor is why you will always be in poverty kek
>>152224679>>152224684I'm just gonna assume you both are chinese or indian and wish you the worst
WONK NOSE CUNT
>>152224684You lashed out dumb bitch by talking shit. Your impotent and mad on a weekend and are trying to take it out on me. Fuck your mothers cunt.
i taught anderson everything he knows
>>152224701>thinks having 50-100 dollars for drinks makes him richKWAB
>>152224710I drive an audi bitch
very disrespectful!
>>152224705basedhe owes everything to sensei seagal
>>152224715should take it for a spin now to save us from your shitty drunken posts
>>152224722Why are you angry and alone and broke on a saturday night
fresh new thread>>152224725>>152224725
>>152224728my wife is sleeping next to me after i heemed her and now im heeming you emotionally>still thinks brokeness = being able to afford a drinkkek you'll be homeless in 10 years
/thread
>>152218203she had no tits before (almost completely flat chested) but still looked way better than what she was now, plus having fake ass big tits is bad for fighting
