it is finished
Roll Tide.
my team has literally no chance tonight
>Alabama loses>Texas is in the playoffsThere is still time
Oregon doesn’t look great, but I still think they can beat anyone besides Ohio State and Indiana.
>The Heisman, Fernando. Hand it over.
>southerners lost>spics (texicans) lost>non-southern state confirmed in the 'offsyup, whites won with this outcomemy side wonyour side lost.
AUBURN'S GONNA WIN THE FOOTBALL GAME
It’s time. All you faggots are going to LARP as Auburn fans because your poverty program has zero (0) rings.
>>152219615Nah there are no upsets this year
>UT Vols fans
>>152219585for the Texasfags that still think they deserve the playoff, who would you leave out? I don't really see any team that you can make an argument for keeping out (assuming the rest of the games go as chalk).
>duke in>texass notholy fuck my sides
my sooners :)
>>152219630So true Charlie Brown
>>152219612Alabama is dropping its game against South Florida next season.
I don't give a SHIT about Lane Kiffin. There, I said what everyone is thinking
>lost to the semenholes>lost to the gooners (who just struggled to beat unranked shitters)
not even worth a (You)
>>152219630why are they so gay compared to FSU fans?
If Auburn can do what is needed then Texas is guaranteed a playoff spot. We win and we are good
>>152219614Cry more magic underwear boy
>>152219628My poverty program now has that highest payed coach in the country and one of the highest NILs. You're program is washed
1. Ohio State (13-0 B1G champs)2. Georgia (12-1 SEC champs)3. Texas Tech (12-1 Big 12 champs)4. Indiana (12-1)5. Oregon (11-1)6. Ole Miss (11-1)7. Texas A&M (11-1)8. Oklahoma (10-2)9. Miami (10-2)10. Notre Dame (10-2)>Cuck Chair 11. Utah (10-2) OUT>Cuck Chair 12. Vanderbilt (10-2) OUT...15. SMU (10-3 ACC champs) IN...25. North Texas (12-1) IN
>>152219615Alabama would have to lose tonight. If the win tonight regardless of the outcome of the SEC championship they'd be in.
wIndiana will have their way with the cuckguys
The first step is depression. The second is delusion.>Vols fans
My sparty scored
Mommy McGrath
>>152219670I do not think a 3 loss Alabama should be in over Texas or Vanderbilt.
>>152219628>all the texas jeets in here are going to be 'lifelong auburn fans saar'going to be a long night on /sp/
Vanderbilt should be in over Notre Dame but of course that won't happen.
>>152219628Nah. We just hate your obnoxious fans.
HE FUCKIN WON
>ESPN desk still desperately trying to invent scenarios where Texas gets inhumiliation ritual
>>152219690Texas lost to Florida, shut the fuck up already Rajesh. No one cares about your irrelevant shitter
>>152219612>>152219598roll tide
>>152219693forgot Texas is all jeets nowthat explains all the spam
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
>>152219698LOL LOOK AT THAT STUPID WHITE GUY THIS SMART BLACK MAN WILL PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE
>>152219701They have to now choose between one golden cow and their other golden cow
>>152219703>Alabama lost to Florida State Lol
Texas needs bama and ND to lose sorry
peak football weather
Seminoles getting chomped
>>152219705surprising because I think Bryce Young was the best Alabama QB they've had. The team around him was terrible though. Pretty sure those were the years were the Bama defense was giving up 50+ points a game.
Bama WILL lose to Auburn, and the Horns in are. All you faggots were doubting Arch, and look what happened. Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up. We're back in the CFP.
>>152219693Dumb thing is that Indians LOVE Alabama because all it takes is the purchase of one tshirt for the poo to start bragging about "we've won 18 national championships". They do this anywhere they move, picking whatever team has the most success and then claiming that they are a part of it. They are grimy little clout whores.
>semenholes yeah lets keep norvell who is getting whooped by a 3 win team
why are there black coaches
Mike "No Refunds" Norvell
>>152219663Miami and SMU is not feasible
>>152219655
>*rapes Alabama out of its porkbarrel handout "aerospace" contracts*
>>152219700wrong
>>152219714That black guy doesn't look very intelligent either.
Who ready for SNOW GAME KINO
>>152219736maybe but the thing is that all the big tech companies have pretty much moved from California to Texas, and brought all the H-1B holders and their families to Texas to work. Hence why there are so many Jeets in Texas now.
If you think the committee won’t just dump Miami and put Texas in there you are an actual dumbass
>>152219744Explain your logic preferably in haiku format. ACC gets an autobid with a conference champ and Miami is the best 2-loss team available
>>152219736I frequent Tuscaloosa and Birmingham regularly for work and have yet to see this. Rewatch the A&M broadcast last night and then pay attention to the threads, it’s all jeets assmad that their bandwagon team SUCKS lol
LA sports are dominant right now
>>152219733That doesn't look like a gator.
>>152219714Like my favorite Georgia Bulldogs Allstate commercial with the white guy barking at his boss during a conference meeting. So zany! XD
>>152219733That’s a crocodile
>>152219736that's called izzat
>>152219663Cuck chair is fucking hilarious
>>152219771He has autism.
mateers flesh light now
>>152219774>white guy barking like a retard>woman boss>black guy looking aghast it's all so tiresome
If Auburn wins Kiffin will stay at Ole Miss.
What the fuck? The game isn't starting until 7:50???
>>152219769eyes off paco, this is a white man's sport
>>152219768yep as someone who lived in Tuscaloosa for years there are very few Indians and Mexicans around there. Its almost entirely white or black.
I want another Virginia field storm, especially in the CFP
>>152219795nigga her boyfriend literally won the Cy Young award, he's a far higher tier of athlete than maqueer
>>152219811slow and steady wins the race
>>152219815Cool it with the antisemitism
>>152219750Space Command and the FBI are both moving to Huntsville. They'll be fine.
>>152219815small indie company please understand bills must be paid
>>152219815you're not allowed to ask that question, it's antisemitic
>>152219825unfortunately it’s mostly black, we can thank jews for this
>>152219827skene is gay and she is front sorry
>>152219811if Auburn wins DeBoer goes to Penn State and Lane takes the Alabama job. I'm semi memeing but I've heard this is an actual possibility apparently.
>>152219823I'm White
how bad is fsu???
>>152219807Not as bad as the one with the black guy and his two girlfriends getting embarrassed while flamboyant Timmy yells "Good fumble!"
>>152219831>reee we hate yankees here>HAH guess what, a bunch of yankees and mormons are moving herewhich one cleetus?
>>152219768Try Atlanta and Nashville. Hear it's true in Charlotte too but I never go there so I can't say for sure it's true there too.
>>152219840Duskaloosa
>norlel
>>152219767it doesn't matterVanderbilt is elitethey are getting in
>>152219628Speak for yourself faggo.
>>152219823>Idaho slightly higher IQ than OregonInfinite keks considering how superior the libshits here think they are to Idahoans
>70k people in huntsville aerospace>getting raped by space x>b-but 1.5k glowies are moving herekek math doesnt even work out
>>152219795>brown eyesI'll pass, thanks
>>152219857I'm just stating facts about what agencies are relocating to Huntsville. I have no idea what fight you've been having in other threads.
>>152219628no it's just because it would be funny
>>1522198477 losses in 2 seasons? Saban would never
>>152219889sure you would
>>152219866Hey, at least they can get first dips on Coach Prime in a year or so. I think that he would get a kick out of living in Florida.
A Christmas Story gives me anxiety
My apologies if you’re driving up 95 thru Connecticut last few hours. Only so many times I can tell my wife she’s getting passed on the right
bret bielema to LSUthey will learn the ways of the burp
>>152219890Just letting you know, the guy you're talking to has severe mental illness.
>>152219900>t. poked his eye out
>>152219890He thinks 4chan is just him and one other guy he fights. Best to just ignore him.
literally everyone is against bama kek keep seething
>last week of regular season>retards still arguing with the schizo
roll tide
>>152219902why do they do this
kick six was the last time this matchup was even remotely interesting
>>152219923It’s rent free in their heads lol, it’s all they think about. They storm their fields and tear their goal posts down when they win. Little brother syndrome at its finest
>>152219900Me too. Makes me think of school.
>>152219936
FUCK AUBURN
>double-digit count "rivalry" edition
AND FUCK JANNIES
Did I win?
>>152219942You are retarded, sorry it’s not a bunch of field goals at 11am like your OSU v Michigan shitter year in and year out. That’s definitely MUCH more interesting I’m sure
Can Arnold do it?
>>152219957not one person gives a single fuck retard gambling addict enjoy hell
>>152219957>miami
>>152219942the last two times this game has been played in Auburn have been kino as fuck, what do you mean? Just because Alabama ends up winning doesn't mean its not a kino game.
>LA fan claims to be white
>FSUKek
>>152219852Worse than you can imagine.
>>152219957Miami's gonna end up cucking you.
My Tar Heels finna get bootyblasted by NC State desu
>4OT was not kino>grave digger was not kino
am i the only one watching usc ucla
>fspoo getting raped by floridaanother amazing resume booster for Texas! Put them in!
>>152219925it's tradition, all we're missing is some academicfagging
yes
Bill Belibussy
>>152219982i cannot imagine choosing to watch that
Reminder Alabama lost to this FSU teamThere is a 0% chance they should be allowed in over Texas let alone Vandy
>FSU getting raped by floridawait a second...didn't bama lose to FSU?KEK
>>152219982yes
>>152219896What could have been. She was so close.
AUBURN BROS WE GOT THISACTIVATE THE BLACK MAGIC
>>152219982I'm watching the ironb owl but i'll be flipping to NBC during commercial breaks
>>152219985For tradition.
>>152220000>>152219999wasted x retarded
>>152219995i went to UCLA and let's be real alabama auburn isn't going to be any more competitive
I want Sydney Sweeney to spray diarrhea all over my hairy chest and then suck cum out of my circumcised cock like a vacuum. Life isn’t fair.
Alabama has shit tier academics. My buddy who owns a Fortune 500 company told me they refuse to hire Alabama grads because they just fuck everything up. Negative value to that degree lmao
i got my hopes up for nothing :(
only fun thing that happened today was tennessee getting btfoi ended up rooting against michigan bc they were playing like fucking goons so that was alright too I guess
>>152220019>just making shit up for bait on an anonymous forum
>>152219957>all that to win $73 You are retarded AND poor
>gators un-qualityafying bama's big lossKEK
>all tasks under 10%>computer cooking me alive >loud as fuckwhats the move?
>>152220019yet he hires 80 IQ Indians on H1B visas instead
>>152220019I would have to agree, we hire Alabama grads and they all wind up getting fired. That’s like hiring people from USC or ASU
Auburn has shit tier academics. My buddy who owns a Fortune 500 company told me they refuse to hire Auburn grads because they just fuck everything up. Negative value to that degree lmao
>>152220028Third best school in the three school University of Alabama System.
>replying to yourself
>>152220034install gentoo
>>152220034You have cryptominer viruses
>>152220019>hires indians instead>they do nothing and stink up the lunch room with curryIts hilarious seeing the tech market crash and burn, can't wait until the AI bubble bursts and all the Indians get sent back
>>152220042>this chart makes your made up story true
GG FSPOO
WAR EAGLEWAR EAGLE WAR EAGLE
guys do i bet bama or auburn
>>152220039It's true. Apple is going to fire Tim Cook next year and let him pretend it's a retirement.
ah yes nobody would ever look down on people who went to college in *checks notes* alabama
It don't matterNone dis mattersOhio State is going back to back
7:30 kickoff by the way :^)
>Semenholes
>>152220057bet on your cause of death being suicide
>>152220057>for memesAuburn>if you care about your moneyAlabama
>>152220068thats rude
>>152220066which time zone?
>>152220057if -6.5 bamaif +7 auburn
I can't believe that Auburn kills a mouse before every home game to feed to their demonic Eagle mascot
the deep south is the latin america of america except with niggers instead of spics
>>152220075keep gambling dipshit
>>152220066Colored people time. NBA is the same.
I kinda want Alabama to lose and get kicked from the playoff picture so we can get their coach faster.
>>152220081it is purely for entertainment purposes
>>152220059When Tim Cook attended Auburn, he lived on Gay Street. That was a bit on the nose.
>>152220079I can’t believe they don’t paint it red or put a script A on it before feeding it to the eagle
>>152220057There are literally no rules when Bama plays at Auburn especially at night. Do not bet on this game. You might as well do a coin flip
UNCLE VERNE!
>>152220093ok i will stay away thank you for being my voice of reason
>>152220085>we want a coach that loses big games
>>152220079Mickey knows what he did to deserve that fate.
>>152220081you clutch pearls like a post menopausal woman
It honestly is kinda nice to hear Verne again.
florida state seminal vesicles getting torsed
why do i even post here>literally everyone hates my team and wants them to lose>schizo posters, racists, and gamblefags run rampant>no actual football discourse at all outside of >college kickers or >DRAGON>every time i tey to discuss ball someone replies to me with racial demographics of the south
>>152220098Penis State tradition
>>152220059>misses out on the AI boom in you're pathDon't let anyone tell you that CEO doesn't matter.
i miss verneirreplaceable
Owari Da Landsharks
>>152220093That's not how it works. The university splits during the game. Which universe you end up in depends on how you bet, ensuring you lose no matter what.
Everything is so dead and soulless now. USC-UCLA used to mean a lot 10-15 years ago. It means nothing now. Every rivalry means a little less. Yankees Red Sox means shit, Fans are on their phones, zoomers don’t care, gen alpha even lessThe level of modern day USC-ucla emptiness will soon envelop the whole country as it becomes less white, more fragmented, more brain rot
>>152220057Alabama wins 24-13
>>152220106kwab
>>152220106why are you black
Auburn will keep Durkin if they win tonight
gambling degenerates need to be sent to the gulag
iron bowl > duh game
Tar Heel bros the humiliation will never end
>>152220116i will come back to this post. if true, you are a genius
>>152220108>Avoids being destroyed when the bubble popsPretty smart.
>>152220098deboer is literally the opposite of that. He wins big games, loses small games. James Franklin could coach the game for 100 years and not win at Georgia.
>>152220124next year is your year, trust the plan
>>152220085I agree
>>152220106try reddit its better
>>152220111Is LSPoo really a better job? I thought he might leave for Florida, which may be marginally better than Ole Miss, but now that's not happening, I just don't see it.
>>152220098My nigga, we (oregon state) already hired Sheppard (co-OC)
Jordan-Hare haunted magic will be happening tonight. This will be psychotic.
>>152220135Stars are aligning and kiffy comes home by Monday
Holy fuck Holly! Lay off the pie.
IL-NU is already turning into a kino snow game
>>152220106
>>152220142i honestly dont get leaving ole miss for lspoo
>>152220151Still would ngl.
>lifelong dream to go to iron bowl>tickets are 1K
What are we pouring for the nightcap, bros?
>>152220151no
>>152220151getting cancer or whatever illness she had was unironically the best thing for her careerthey would have let that pig go a long time ago otherwise
>>152220157ive been to 12 iron bowls and my team won all 12 i went to
>>152220099>Mickey knows what he did to deserve that fate.When you play in the dirt, you get dirty
>>152220157>1k to watch a blow outWhy?
>>152220131Apple stock will still go to shit with the rest and they wont have benefitted from the AI infrastructure or round tripping taking place right now. If I had money in AAPL I'd be panicking.
hottie
>>152220155lateral move for more money
>>152220106What shit team are you rooting for?
>tfw Penn State fan that lives 5min from Rutgers stadium
ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLTIDEROLL
Goddammit I fucking love the Iron Bowl at night
>>152220174>Well, Apple won't benefit from going into debt with nothing to show for it.You really are a special kind of dumb.
>>152220155>why would someone do something very logical
>>152220174
20 minutes later and the ball is in the air!
Alright last chance for something interesting to happen this weekend
i want an auburn coalburning gf so bad
>>152220174if anything if the AI bubble pops, the company that has invested the least into AI will be the best suited to come out of it.
So it turns out the Matt Patricia hire was really good after all and all the shit talking was a butthurt psyop from fanny-fractured Lions fans, huh?
I graduated from Bama in 2016. I still remember the trauma from 2013. :'[
That was a late hit. Auburn cheating already.
>>152220155Especially after what they tried to do to Brian Kelly. That's a school that thinks it's better than it really is, like a girl who thinks she's a 10 when she's a 6. Ole Miss on the other hand knows she's a 6 and is lucky to have Kiffin. He'll have a statue of himself if he retires from Ole Miss.
>Barners blowing fake whistlesJesus fucking Christ what a shit fanbase
>whistle >no flagRefs already on their shit.
>fans have whistlesI hate this stadium lmao
>random errant whistle on play 1lel it's gonna be one of these games
>>152220211yea imagine being such a scummy school you make Brian Kelly look like a victim
I hope for a masterclass performance for the reffies
how do you respond without sounding mad?
they say if you look hard enough you can still see ryan williams emotional support doll.
reffies got the fix in already
Reffies already feasting
It doesn't matter who gets ranked #2 - #10 or who the highest ranked conference champs are. We're raping everyone we play in the CFP this year. So quit your squabbling over who gets raped first. Big Daddy Buckeye will give you all a turn, don't you worry
>>152220214its auburn fans
Might cook some chicken breast in the air fryer for dinner desu
I saw whoever was taking the Oklahoma St job still coaching wherever he is now (North Texas?) but also hear talk of Lane going to LSU means Ole Miss immediately dies without him. Why wouldn't he finish out the season first?Is it just up to the team being abandoned to decide whether they're salty as fuck enough to boot him immediately?
Not even 5 minutes in and its already a slurper.
nobody beats my reffies
What are you doing for America's 250th birthday?
Who here SkyCast™
reffies making sure these iron bowl chuds know who’s really in charge
Auburn is a playoff team in any other conference
>>152220238>what conference are you in again?
>>152220255i will be preparing to celebrate donald trumps birthday
>>152220106>Not coming to 4chan to troll and shitpostNGMI
>>152220256I quickly tire of meme views
>>152220238Please just beat oregon, that's all I ask.
>>152220238Oklahoma or Georgia would bend femboy Sayin over. Soft Cali boy can’t hang with SEC defense
>>152220259another hypothetical win for the SEC!
>Ty Simpson playing like shitOh we might have a game...
>>152220255ill probably be in an austrian brothel
hope you guys are ready to watch auburn run a trick play every single down
>SIMPson
>>152220261I don't recognize any other members.
>>152220106try not having niggers and other subhumans in your state..?
>>152220267osu will clown them again if they match uplast year's oregon was better
>>152220268Michigan has a great defense and he seemed pretty unfazed today>t. Bama fan
>Fox has AI yardage markers overlayed on the snowruins the comfy
>>152220247What’s good Florida man
wat are we watch it better be ucla/usc on NBC or else
>>152220268uga's defense is atrocious and OU would probably make more mistakes than them
>>152219734He didn’t have that dog in him.
>>152220297its the first night iron bowl in 18 years anon
>>152220297Imagine wasting your time watching anything but the iron bowl. You are brown.
>>152220297nah, esewe’re watching the iron bowl, foo
>>152220106Still less faggy than the troll who post about the kike lover font or "you baked the thread wrong" shit.
>>152220311fuck you sec fags and your iron bowl
>>152220297snowb owl
>>152220313Based and solidarity with the mentally ill pilled
>>152220311Why is half the stadium empty for the Illinois/Northwestern game?
>>152220312nope but I hate you southern fags so much I want to shit down your throats
>Danielslul
>>152220313that dude is the cringiest QB since Kirk Cousins
>>152220315LETS GOT BIG TEN FUCK THE SEC
>>152220327Freezing cold and both teams suck, perhaps?
>>152220297im watching ucla/usc
>>152220304>mocking the warrior class2:1
>muh jordan hare voodoothis shit team is going to get blown out
3 and outFuck Auburn
weeeew this Bama D is SPICY
>largest WVU home loss since 1891what the fuck
>tfw I live in Michigan but I fuckin hate Ann Arbor because it is chalk full of uber left wing faggots so Im always happy when that city gets shit on Seriously that place is on par with Seattle/Portland tier shit heads fuck them.
>awwburn
alabama georgia a nd m texas oregon ohio state indiana notre dame texas tech byu virginia james madison in no paticular order
>>152220344No, the home stands are filled
what jersey you cats got on?jalen hurts for me
>>152220327why is the ky/arkansas game so empty because both teams eat shit
>>152220341Wait. Is North Dakota not really Best Dakota?
>college point after kickersJust one final kick in the balls for Florida
>>152220342No... we're not faggots like the SEC retards. Fuck everyone, but my team unless them winning makes my team look better.
>>152220341im #6i fucking hate yankees to so fucking muchfaggots ruin everything
>>152220238I'm glad you guys won today against your hated rival. It sets up the perfect let down spot in Indy next week.
why do big ten fags talk about the sec so much? i only see it from them
>>152220360You could move a few miles to the east to be with the joggers in Yipsi.
>>152220295
So is Kiffin waiting for the Iron Bowl to end in case he needs to play in the conference title game (if Alabama loses)?
>>152220349>dying for israel is actually hecking basedLMAO
>>152220390>1v2>it's literally inconsequential bc both teams have basically locked in byes unless it's a blowout, and even that is a maybeI hate cfp expansion so fucking muchit will be a fun game tho
>>152220393small wieners
>>152220398I just looked this up. WTF
>>152220389Damn Yankees!
>>152220398Put that nigga in the wood chipper
>>152220393lol are you intentionally being ironic?
>these offenses
>>152220341>#3REEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK FAGGOTFORNIANS FUCK SHITSKINS FUCK LIBERALS FUCK YOUUUU
>>152220393Because you fags took over the /cfb/ thread and turned it into an SEC general.
if you're not part of the deep south you're not actually southern and can't use the term "yankee"
>>152220393Two decades of being mind/buck broken by Saban
>>152220395Kek that is true. UofM has recently had some big news though where Chinese exchange students turned out to be spies, one illegally voted in the 2024 election and a few others tried sneaking in a bio weapon that kills crops. Just nuke that place.
>>152220341what's funny is that the #1 state that New Yorkers move to is... New Jersey.
>>152220420its sec defense
>>152220400Still a remote change DeBoer goes to Penn State, which would make Lane think he can get the bama job.
>>152220341>tfw 44 but traffic is still dogshit outside of Thanksgiving and Christmas
>>152220360>dude I just love how dynamic my city is, especially when feral nogs take over city blocks and murder each other and fent addicts do drugs and shit in front of my kid's schoolI'll never understand shitlibs
>>152220390Props to Indiana, but you guys won't stand a chance against Ohio State. They're an unstoppable force. You've earned a first round bye in my eyes regardless of the result though
B1G fags allow the SEC to live rent free in their heads, instead of rooting for the NFL (which they’re better at). They cope and seethe over the fact that the south is good at ONE sport, and that’s just not okay for those libshit losers.
>>152220376SD completely mogs
What does "Roll Tide" even mean?
>>152220406The expansion happened because of money, but mainly because SEC fans complained loudly when Alabama didn’t get in one year.
Fun fact: Alabama has not played in snow one time in its history.
>everyone can pay players>suddenly SEC can't win nattyswhat's going on?
>>152220443that's because those states are just replacing the outgoing Americans with immigrants
Big Daddy Sneak
>>152220451I will curb stomp you in Minecraft you piece of shit
>>152220432>one illegally voted in the 2024 electionWhat a moron. One vote matters very little but getting caught as a Chinese non-citizen is guaranteed to be a bad time.
>>152220432>Chinese exchange students turned out to be spiesno way :o
trump is killing innocent fishing submarines and you are watching junior athletics?
>>152220451>that the south is good at ONE sportnot anymore kek
>>152220447Nah the city is full of people that either never left Washtenaw county or rich college babies, both groups having "big opinions" about everything despite living in a tiny gay bubble.
>ucla blocked the fg
>>152220488where can i watch him blow up subs?
>>152220455Which Dakota has the MILF governor that loves jews and hates dogs?
>>152220488THE ORANGE BUFFOON???!
>>152220432chinese students being spies happens so much more often than we are aware
>niggerstate vs niggerstate game>check thread>they're all seething about white people in white states
>the year of our lord, 2025>still responding to the mentally ill schizo who's obsessed with the Southishygddt
>>152220460If SEC or ACC track runners in football uniforms had to play in the snow, you’d see the same things we see in the NFL when players are drafted to play in snowy conditions.
>>152220496on his socials no cap
>theyre still mocking the crimson crane
>>152220488>fishing submarinesHow does that work? Do they run a fishing line through the screen door?
>>152220498South Dakota, but she's not the gov anymore she is head of DHS for Galormpf
>>152220488>innocent fishing submarines
what it like to have a dog for a gf southern fags
Alabama looks shook already.
Not watching the Iron Lawl haha sorry just not watching haha
Stanford WILL beat ND 31-27 and Texas takes their spot
>>152220505>chinese students being spies happens so much more often than we are awareI know, it pisses me off that it isnt way bigger news. I have a craft beer drinking uncle that graduated from UofM Dearborn (but acts like he went to Ann Arbor, always talks shit about the state of Ohio randomly like he can do something) and I brought it up at Thanksgiving to irritate him kek
>>152220518>Homeland Security>loves jewsSometimes I think the /x/ and /pol/ conspiracy fags might actually be right.
T A L T YALTY
>>152220488How is that American First btw?
>>152220525>scores
>>152220538of course they're right
deboer is a temu brent ven
>>152220488ah yes, fishing submarines
>>152220544>field goalAuburn already heemed Simpson twice.
>>152220538/pol/ is 100% right, homeland is run out of Tel Aviv
Billy Buttcheeks
>>152220541Policing and seizure of drugs aren’t stopping those animals from sending them over, so next step is eradication.
No Ironbowl gamethread?
>>152220538i mean xitter recently did their equivalent of flags and DHS said it was in israel which is why they panicked and removed it from government accounts
b-ACK to reddit for your game thread
>>152220541it's not drugs, it's south american baseball prospects. making baseball white again
>>152220558>/pol/Oh, that board who worshipped twitter accounts based on East Europe and Bangladesh? lol
>>152220505Lol they don’t even need to do all that. A while back my coworkers and were spilling every American trade secret they knew to some Chinese operative on Linked In who was paying 200 dollars for them to answer questions. We are so thoroughly defeated by China it’s insane
>>152220530Back in 2000, two Chinese grad students at Auburn were murdered in their apartment. The police were confused because nothing was stolen and as far as they could tell, they hadn't angered any joggers or rednecks. About a year later the US State Department revealed that the Chinese male was the son of a regional governor back in China. He came to the US to hide out under a false name but the regional governor's enemies got tipped off. They came to the US and killed the son and his wife.
im so lit on cbd lmao
>>152220450Naw. Grab the +6.5 with Indiana. They are a better team than last year. They also had more impressive wins against common opponents. They will keep it close and are live dogs.
>>152220591i just find it bizarre that the same politicians who claim china is our mortal enemy also says we need hundreds of thousands of chinese students in our universities learning from us, and we're not supposed to ask questions
>>152220587>that board who worshipped twitter accountsDo you seriously not know what shill threads are?They ruined /k/ too
>>152220597same but ketamine
>>152220398I expected a lot worse.
holly rowe slampig alert
>+15 yards for Auburn
>>152220597You think drugs are bussin? Lemme tell you, drugs will kill you deadern hell. No cap son.
Alabama is actually retarded.
>>152220597DUDE
>>152220606dissoes makes me feel like a legit retard
>>152220603>also says we need hundreds of thousands of chinese students in our universities learning from us, and we're not supposed to ask questionsThey pay international tuition in full. Jeets do too which is why universities let them constantly cheat.
>by rule
absolute thug play by bamacompletely pointless
>>152220568The game threads are over on /lgbt/.
Why is DeBoer chimping out? That was clearly unnecessary roughness.
>>152220603I remember Trump once threatened to deport them during COVID and libs lost their minds kek
>8:20 pm>Lame Kiffin still hasn't announced his decision he said is coming todayThis loser really is waiting to see if Alabama loses to get him in the SEC championship game huh
>DeBoer chimping out after his team chimps out
Holy shit Auburn's offense is actually garbage.
i dont understand why people on /cfb/ are obsessed with Holly Rowe
another 3 and outget fucked Nigburn
Auburn needs to bench this fucking loser and put in Deuce Knight at QB
>deboer having a complete spergout about a very obvious callis he autistic
where is jackson arnold?tigers need him
>>152220634The fuck is going on in the Dakotas? Super inbred Injuns?
>3 dropped catches in a rowYeeeeesh
Game of the Century
>>152220623yea but at some point you'd think the elite in this country would put literal national security/great game/world politics above the ability of fucking shitlib universities to make money. hell Trump should WANT to destroy the universities like Nixon did.
>>152220578This makes sense
Do I regret being the first map poster? No. No I don’t.
>>152220603China is okay chud. Our enemy is the white Christians in Russia. Because they just are okay
retarded violent ape niggers in a retarded violent ape nigger state KEK
>>152220593I remember a few years ago one of those Chinese assassin safehouses was found just a few blocks from me after someone nearby got killed. There are probably a hundred more at this point considering every house that goes on the market seems to get bought and never lived in
>>152220615all SEC teams are retarded have you seen Arkansas play football
>>152220644
>>152220659Flyover Bowl
>>152220606>t.Elon
>>152220609confirmed
>>152220659Indiana loses by 25+
>>152220666>Russia>White >ChristianLol. Lmao.
>>152220633>This loser really is waiting to see if Alabama loses to get him in the SEC championship game huhDoubt. Auburn looks like absolute shit, there's no chance Bama is losing this even if they don't score for the rest of the game
>>152220659OSU wins by 14 in the most boring game you've ever seen
>>152220669im 80% sure I went out on a date with a Chinese spy once. Her job was very vague and weird and amounted to working for some Chinese company doing "real estate" and "scouting new developments". She was cute but I got sick immediately after our date and we lost contact kek
SMU player ded
B1G is full of frauds
>>152220659SECfags hated him because he spoke the trvke
SMWho?
>>152220591My manager told me a story about how when he was in college, he did an internship at NASA working on Space Station Freedom. When he got back to school, a Chinese student started hanging around him, giving him gifts, and generally trying to be friends. Once the Chinese student started asking for details about the space station, he knew something weird was going on because he hadn't mentioned that he interned at NASA, much less about what he was doing there. Keep in mind this was the early 90s. China wasn't a big power yet but they were already collecting information through their students.
For me, it's time to Roll Tide if you know what I mean
i thought bama was supposed to be good
>>152220660They can move to another country easily.
>>152220681Ukraine lost, get over it redditor.
>>152220689>about to 3peat
>>152220659There's like 75 years left in this century. I'm sure there will be bigger games in that time span.
>>152220698so they need to be hung for treason
>bama fans calling other teams niggersdo they really?
>>152220697Jordan hare voodoo. Many such cases
>>152220660trump is a classic "line must go up" faggot just like any other politician
Back to back 5-7 seasons for the Chickenhawks. Their wins from 2023 should be vacated because of fraudulence.
>>152220689How dare you call the Big Ten a fraud for the past 1,052 days and counting, when the national title trophy is in Ohio.
>>152220697Auburn is a 9 win team in any other conference
Get this loud breathing ass nigga out of the booth in the unc game
>>152220694why didn’t he go to the FBI? This is a made up story
>>152220659Indiana is better than last year.But last year’s team lost by 23.Ohio State wins by 13 in a game that’s not nearly as close as the score line suggests
adding Cal to the ACC was the final nail look at that cheap garbage turf field - SMU will get injured out of the game and championship game
>>152220697>Lost to FSpoo and Chokelahoma >goodLol
>>152220603We need Chinese students here so we can train them to train American workers who are lazy and know nothing.
>>152220695nice baby making hips one this one
>Auburn in charge of catching
>>152220722hell they're probably 9 or 10 wins this season if Freeze wasn't sabotaging them all year
>Awfulburn
lol SEC offenses are shit
>>152220708cool it with the anti semetic remarks
>>152220732>Chokelahomamost ranked wins :)playoff bound
>>152220659Kino
>literally no one can make a playSaban was right, this place is haunted
>>152220708It’s hanged retard
jesus fucking christ Auburn
>the best college football team
>>152220755shut up nigger
>>152220644Queef
Notre Dame would bootyblast either of these shit teams.
>lost to the semenholesKWAB
lol Nigburn defenders trying to cheat as usual
>>152220750They will somehow lose to Notre Dame.
>nigger team is doing nigger activitieslmao
I hate when a team just fucks up all the time.
>55 total penalty yards>41 total yards of offense
>either of these teams in charge of catching a pass
>>152220745>auburn really hired hugh freezeHired and fired and I still can't get over it.
>>152220663There's only one map that matters.
THAT'S A CATCH YOU NIGGERS
Alabama is effectively out of the playoffs after that Florida State loss today, unless they somehow win the SEC
Had anyone actually caught a ball in this game yet?
>>152220719It’s alleged that Nick Saban owns several car dealerships, supposedly used to launder money into legitimate funds to pay off players and their families. The entire SEC is said to be full of cheaters and boosters bending the rules.
*scouts you*
>>152220784>Louisiana
that's a catchniggers desperate to get bama in kek
>>152220784it's a top tier bait map for sure
>>152220784Texas, Louisiana and Missouri are not the Midwest.
>>152220784Facts and logical pilled
>>152220793Alleged? Nigga owns Mercedes-Benz of Birmingham https://www.mbbhm.com/nick-saban-signature-series/
>>152220806they’re desperate to keep Alabama out and plant Texas in, you’re going to see about 5 more of these (((reviews))) tonight. Be real you massive faggot
>>152220728>But last year’s team lost by 23.Those last 10 points were garbage time Ryan Day running up the score after Indiana already waved the white flag. That last TD happened with 35 seconds left.
>>152220811Missouri is, even though they try to LARP as southern
>>152220797Im gonna see her at the Jags game next week. Might shoot my shot.
>>152220823it was a thorough beating, that was his pointit was like 31-7 before indiana got a garbage score of their own
>thinking these turbonogs care about a boomer rivalry
T YY
>>152220784have you lost your rabbit fukken mind get tx and neb and kansas and arkansas out of MY Midwest
>>152220826good luck anon
my dolfies would get booty blasted by both of these teams (:
>>152220834t. not a bamianyou wouldn't get it, shit is 10 ft in the soil at this point
>>152220750Sorry, can't even put them in my slam pig folder.
Lane Kiffin needs to murder my butthole
>>152220826Report back bro
>>152220825I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah
>>152220834don't underestimate the energy of 87,000 psychotic barners
>>152220813This is why Bama was so dominant during the Saban years—the SEC cheated and paid for the very best players.
>>152220851Not for ghetto joggers
T O U C H D O W NA L A B A M A
>>152220855OK, Mr Finebaum
>>152220823That Ohio State FG came halfway through the 4th.If that’s the route you wanna go down then Indiana lost by 24 because their garbage time TD didn’t count either.Better?
Apparently, if you're Alabama, you can push off the defender and it's not pass interference
Absolutely beautiful play.
>>152220787Gus Malzahn hates Alabama so much that he spent all summer coming up with a plan to beat them and now is tanking FSU to make Alabama look worse.
>Alabama Intellectuals Imagine going to school at a university with academic standards through the fucking floor lol couldn’t be me
>>152220869the check cleared
>They really thought this shitty Auburn team, that won only 1 (one) conference game all year, would be bama
>>152220793mad how they went to all that effort and the supreme court raped them 9-0 and now they cant win nattys
Textbook OPI
>>152220821Texas is literally out, SEC cannot do anythingIf Alabama loses Vandy is in before them, and maybe even Utah
>>152220876>the check cleared
ucla cheerleaders
>>152220880Seethe, Nigburn.
>push-offnigga had his arm hooked he was just trying to get it free
I told you my reffies wouldn't let Bama lose
happy texas elimination day everyone
>>152220878
>>152220797With what draft pick?
TEXSAARSSSSSSSSSSSSSCAN WE STILL REDEEM?
coach primate
>>152219634Notre niggers.
>undisciplined bama nogs
>it’s still the first quarter Jesus this game is gonna be on until 1AM
>>152220888Grim
>>152220888Me in the back
>>152220888More like UCRA
>>152220888They allow tubbies now? ucla sure has fallen.
>This game was hyped to hell and back>Yeah bro the Iron Bowl is just CHAOS bro, 5-6 Auburn can totally beat AlabamaFuck this shit I'm playing DROD
new?
>>152220888I gotta move to the west coast
>>152220883Imagine believing this lol they can easily put in Texas over Vandy. Texas has the head to head. It doesn’t mean shit if you are a “two loss” team. Texas loss to Ohio state isn’t going to be counted against them
>starts their drive around mid-field>does nothingCalling it now
>>152220895
>>152220899look at the fuckin moobs on that blackie
>>152219663If Oklahoma and A&M wanted to be in they shouldn’t have lost to texass
>>152220921vandy isn't in either
>>152220920Most Californian woman are mexigoblins.
>>152220920Why? No truck stops in your town?
>>152220927I wish I had titties like that to play with.
>>152219585>>152219585>>152219585>>152219585NEW
3 loss alabama cannot be allowed in, simple as that
>>152220895The fuck you just say?
>>152220867This game is being played in Indy this time
>>152220947Fuck off.
test
hornsbros it's over
>>152220963i sincerely hope people don't compare blowout scores to try to decide who is gonna win a game
Where's new
>There are people on this board who thought Bama would lose to AuburnExplain
>>152220879To this day, it’s still one of the main reasons I don’t like the SEC. Ohio State didn’t get caught cheating; the SEC told Michigan about the coach just because they knew the SEC would never win another national title due to the court ruling to free up the NIL money. if you look back on who didnt want to have players chose how they got paid it was the SEC coaches crying the loudest along with blad head Paul who was in on the cheating
>>152220987>Ohio State didn’t get caught cheatingBecause they weren't cheating you retard
>>152220986Bama Derangement Syndrome
Diego Pavia's brother arrested at Vanderbilt-Tennessee game at Neyland Stadiumhttps://www.on3.com/news/diego-pavia-brother-arrested-vanderbilt-tennessee-game-neyland-stadium/
>derps
>>152221003i meant Michigan not Ohio State
>>152220986it's the iron bowl, doesn't matter how shit auburn is meme magic is always in the air
>>152220947Nigger
>auburn this might be the worst offense i've seen all year
>>152220986/sp/ likes to act like what they want to happen will happen, and when it doesn't they cope by acting like it's rigged. It's so tiresome
>>152220963I promise you that stadium is going to be at least 60% Ohio State fans
>>152221019The Iron Bowl is just the SEC trying hard to stay relevant in 2025... Auburn has been terrible since Cam left.
>>152221031That's 99% of the world
>>152220879They’ve won the most natties since that ruling.
New>>152221051>>152221051
it took over an hour to play 1 fucking quarter? didn't it start at 7:30? Why did that quarter take so long damn
>>152221044Auburn was in a national championship game after Cam left.
>>152221062Neither team is running much.
>>152221003Ohio State is cheating, they just haven't been caught lately.>You now remember what caused Jim Tressel to get fired
>>152220784I always felt like Chicago and New Orleans had a deep connection.
