Gandolf tier thread timing
everybody get FREEKIE
>>152220452deal with it.
>>152220471That was a compliment retard
>>152220482Glad you recognized.
let's go mammies scarrrr sum goals
our leafs are so back
Shit thread and early. I'm out.
I'm ready to offer you $0 for 15% of your thread.
>>152220532Don't you have to be somewhere first?>laffs
>>152220539bye!
>P4NGS
>>>152220305
>4-1 Laffsbros...
samir mentioned
>>152220595
knights play in less than 2 hours
>>>/wsg/6020155
kek, MN broadcast starts talking about buium, stadium music is that jew song they play in every movie involving jews.
Just tuned in , why are the pengs being BTFO by a real shit team like my leafs ?
>>152220638>get the wheels off the puckWhat did this (most likely) fat fuck of a mom mean by this?
my flames are the hottest team in the league and /hoc/ is silent volumes
>>152220712crosby was tricked into cumming, ending his 38 year long semen retention streak
>>152220616>I'm in... xher mouth.
>pong5
>scaar Nosferatu is pissed
>5 - 1Damn, >laffs are doing good this game.
>>152220743i dont like the red fabric under the nhl crest. also the new jerseys have the holographic one which looks way more clean instead of garys shiny cuck stamp. also sota is a cuck org for paying a russian that amount of money.
>>152220950Be good when Russia takes over you swedecucks.
once ovi retires gary should ban all russians
>>152220955gun to my head I wouldnt know if this is east or west of michigan
I can't believe my pensies are jobbing to the >laffs :(
We have an yzerpandemic
>>152220996Retard
Its going to be really funny when the laffs lose 6-5
>>152221047>why cant they just play like we did? are they stupid?
A Yzerman, a Yzerplan, a Yzercanal
My penguins ):
wow, a mitch marner las vegas golden knights jersey, just what i wanted!
>>152221195How are they letting this happen, lmao. They are facing this season >laffs. This seasons >laffs
my habs are complete frauds. couldn't fraudulently beat a fraud team that did a fraud rebuild 10 fraud years ago
>>152220717"get the wheels on the bus" dummy
I made a salad out of Tuukka's lettuce
it's time for the all-pronunciation team '25-'26
>>152221101>Wishful thinking
l'heureux means "happy" in french
>>152221314no it doesn't
>>152221314it means 'the happy one'
>>152221408Sad that gary destroyed the canadian roots of the game
>>152221408real mike milburyism hasn't been tried
Leafs starting to return to dogshit form
>>152221408No sunbelt teams
>>152221408move the kings to saskatoon
>>152221408hockey was so fucking lame in those days. gretzky trade to kings might have saved the nhl
Gary vs calgary: 99999999 to 0
>>152221268he must be truly desperate to do that type of commercial
apologize
>>152221518I'm sorry
>>152221490you're lame
>>152221518
>>152221490Based and garypilled. Reddit does NOT want you to know about this one
aieeee
>>152221590kek wrong sport bucko
G E E KEEK
>>152221590looks like fucking Ronaldo there
my bruins :)
could it be the best goal ever scored?
>>152221667he ruined it by looking so bald and depressed. should have done the yakupov slide after that one.
>>152221667not by far
>>152221679it's that annoying trend where some veteran players, especially top 6rs, won't show emotion after scoring as if it's uncool to do so
Plan The Fucking Parade
TOUCHDOWN TORONTO
>>152221727yeah i hate that. cheer with the boys man
Surely I am not the only one who has noticed a steady increase in the amount of games reaching overtime over the past few seasons. Something must be done about the gary point. It is absurd to have 25% or more of your points awarded for losses, overtime or otherwise.
>>152221727>>152221744
>>152221738More like Dumba.
imagine being on the receiving end of malkin's gross broken english when he's chirping you
>ruins
>pooins
daccord means okay or alright in frog, his name is joey okay.
a sniper tried to take out berube but his forehead was too thick
>>152221755he's just happy to still be employed at his age
Lindholm is a retard
>>152221825that's just his third eye starting to open
the reffies just gave us a goal
My flyers scored a goalless goal :)
>>152221738Nic the nasty pickpocket
>garyoutle sigh
my flysies actually won in regulation :)
kwab
>shatrick pain
MY BROONS! :)
S W A GWAG
>>152221964my jetties lose 17-6 all the time
Canucks won the lindholm trade
>>152221983he's so washed
> Kyle Palmieri will miss 6-8 months with a torn ACL.Maybe don’t play like a dirty scumbag and you won’t get injured?
I'm ready for the sharks vs golden knights game
>>152222031
>>152222039Gary's not going to like this
>>152222053that's insane
Eastern standings are so volatile. We won't know who's making it until 5 days before playoffs
>>152222062It was a while ago. He's forgiven the sharks
Jack Hughes would've won
>>152222079Leafs are climbing back up!
Since when is Morgan Geekie elite?
You now remember when the Utah Mammoths led the league.
>>152222133for a couple of days
can't wait to w-w-watch my nuckies p-play soon
>>152222158that boy belongs in the psych ward
>>152222108Jack Hughes can't eat dinner without hurting himself
/mlb/ get in /hoc/
quack
WAGMI :)
>>152222222
>>152222222CHECKED DUCKS CONFIRMED FOR WINNING 2027
>>152222222Chills.
>>152222183the next time we play the grittytroons will be in the playoffs and captain Jack WILL be healthy
>>152222219Hi there gary, where do you want me?
>>152222219
>>152222222go hockey
>>152222282>saved
>>152222222what the duck!
>>152222222ducks!
>>152222259I don't think so
>>152222222OH SHIT!
>>152222319_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>152222282nice ducky
Always a thrill to Experience Vancouver Canucks Hockey!
>>152222222_/ _/ _/ _/
>>152222222they're making the ploffs, kek confirms
>>152222310Hughes vs Zegras is the twink superbowl
>>152222370/hoc/ is so back
my sharkies :)
P A R A L L A XA RALLAX
>>152222369ecf: hughes vs zegraswcf: bedard vs celebrini>oOoHh baby!
>>152222222so fucjing zased
>>152222222aguante loco vamo los patos
>>152222399Gary is a man of the people, he knows what we want
THERE WILL BE NO GOALS ALLOWED IN THE CANUCKS - KINGS GAME.
>>>/fit/76876145Does Bedard know?
buffalo mild
>same number in a row a few times>le checkedreddit behaviour
>rags and pongs lostgood
What a great tip by the Finnish Connor McDavid.
I REPEAT, ALL GOALS IN THE KINGS - CANUCKS GAMES WILL BE REVIEWED AND REPEALED!
>>152222222Based
hronek just fucking killed a fan with that shoot in
>>152222679Just like the Flames when they murdered Brittanie Cecil
>>152222222Damn son
>>152222735who do you blame the most, knutsen or morris?
>>152222782reminds of former jay brett cecil
which one of you was this? and why are you so mean?
Hart of Gold time for my knighties, I think it's gonna be pretty cool
>>152222782Morris. Get your damn sticks out of the way
*Sad Gus Bus noises*
MY HECKIN SABRES!!!!!
>mild
>>152222782i wonder if anyone has ever sat in the dead girl seat wearing a johnny hockey jersey #ohiocore
>>152222820Carter Hart is going to put out a book by Christmas titled: If we did it, an Alternate Retelling by the Gummer 5
>>152222858>softpusy still seething about last nightkwacanacuck. Rent. Free.
>>152222872>sobs mildly
>>152222862followed by next game somebody sitting in that same seat wearing an adam johnson jersey
Scaaaar
>>152222882>Wild come up for even the smallest reason>this seethin'-for-9-years-about-a-team-he-"never-thinks-about" bitch starts seethin' about themkwacanancuck. absolutin' rootin' tootin' seethin'
>>152222868kek can't wait for more kino sketch work
had to be offside. challenge it!
who become captain after kopitar leaves
>>152221843>near to being relegated or retiring>goes on back to back high point seasonssoilers should've kept perry desu
>>152222920I have no idea what you're even talking about but the mild lost lol to buffalo LOL
>>152222782i will light a candle for her
>>152222980probably kempe, byfield seems like he is even more demure than swedes
Carter hart rocking a solid 0.839 save precentage in the ahl. Chuds will pretend he’s good though because they hate women.
>>152223000really is a tragedy, and it's what it took for Gary to finally put up adequate netting behind the nets
>>152222222icefight won
>>152222980Caretaker captaincy by Doughty
>>152222998and the softpusys lost to the Wild last nightuh oh. seethe more.
>>152223000checked, rip little bridge
>>152223085and why would I care about that?
A spider almost 3 inches long with a giant sac of eggs dropped down in front of my face outside just now I almost had a fucking heart attack. I shot it but I’m still so scared
>>152223110>I shot it but I’m still so scaredgo stars!
>>152223064He's still better than Skinner/Pickard/Ingram.
bedard starting to turn into a bad boi
>>152223138Skinner got a shutout
>>152223106>durrrr imma finna play dumbok, softpusy. enjoy the rest of your night.
Lmao how do you get shutout by Skinner?
>>152223064I'm just rooting for the guy, he's pretty cool
>>152223154
>>152223153>mild
>>152223140nah he's just being bedarded
>>152223148Yeah, he's the best goalie in the league now.
>>152223134Shut up vpntard
>>152222810Please do not bully skinner
>>152222222DUCKS FLY TOGETHER
>>152223174kek we've all been there. but he can get real angy sometimes tho
he's spicy
>>152223110>A spider almost 3 inches long with a giant sac of eggs dropped down in front of my faceSo that's what the kids are calling it these days...
minnesota mild got dunked upon
>>152223355careful there's an autist spazzing out in here if you say that word
>>152223242>you fucking blind? You dumb bastard>>152223306>fuck you...fuck you
>>152222222my duckies are going ‘yoffin
>>152223363Lmaominnesota mild. minnesota mild. minnesota mild. minnesota mild.
2 minutes for being a black man in gary's nhl
>>152223355Just like my islanders
>>152223355>mild>pens>hasbstough night for the good guys
>>152223382Gary can’t keep him from striving.
all apart of the plan by kane
>>152223412those are all the bad guys
>>152223332Laugh all you want imagine this blocking your path! No!!
>>152223438>laffs>nordiques>sobres are NOT the good guys
>>152222222What exciting digits
>>152223451I'm actually a big San Fran Spiders fan so I'd be fine with it
after completely shitting on the western conference the east is taking shape. anyone NOT in this pic better chase the lottery
>willander>lickhermackithe Future of team Sweden's top 2 dmen are both on the nucks
>>152223546>-12you can bring that bottom line up one spot
>Crypto dot com arenaoh MAN I have a real urge to spend my entire bank account on shitcoins, gary how could you do this to meeeee!!???????
>>152223546habs hereit looks like a fraud now, but by spring we will be ready
i'll be sad when queefer sherwood is traded
Whenever mentioned, Little Caesars Arena is the only arena sponsor I actually consider purchasing from.
>>152223645they have good crazy bread
>>152223652Retard
>>152223652Little Caesers and KFC are /hoc/ apporved
>>152223652Unfortunately it's made from the crazy frog
you now remember the gaylord entertainment arena
I miss bulju
my sharkies are coming back :)
>>152223688>KFCHorrible fried chicken. Get better taste, /hoc/
>>152223603problem goy?
fuckin uneducated fattieshttps://youtu.be/88LPNK6CJgk?si=1RncQF5ChkAejGGd
>>152223688kfc has been horrible for a long time now
it's gary fights cancer night
>>152223815Nothing better though
>>152223804Are there any french and indian war re-enactors?
>put the black man in the box. yes, again.
I'm a girl. Do men actually shower naked together after playing like in this show?
>>152223869>hey babe, see that black guy in the box? i'd like for you to join him in there.
>>152223804I want to make love to chubby dumb girls
You wouldn’t know it from the scoreboard but Nucks Kings has actually been an exciting high scoring game and not the brutally unwatchable 1-1 slurper you’d expect
>>152223975If you want accurate hockey homo-erotica you should check out hockey fujo fanfiction.Shit is wild.
my sabres won their game tonight :)
>>152224025>hockey fujo fanfictionWhy is this thing?
>>152224039What if the next shakespeare is working on her seventh story about the san jose sharks dicking each other down
>>152223975yeah
raty you fool!
tyler foli may never score again
you now remember scott gomez
>>152224039Because deep down we all know all men are gay
>>152224192
>>152224168He’s the Finnish Connor mcdavid
>>152224192no I'm not I got all the gay out of me last vacation
nucks should pull the goalie
why are there so many ozempic commercials on during garyslop?
>>152224226it's the newest brainwashing nanobot delivery system (((they))) want us all to take
Leafs lost
nothing wrong with having a clean and washed brain
>>152224226Because North Americans are FAT and LAZY and they want you to inject poison so you become NOT FAT and DEAD.
>>152224246fun fact: gretzky won the lady byng 5 times, but is beaten out by frank boucher for all-time wins who has 9kopitar has 3
>>152224278That's very true. Myself I try to rinse mine at least twice a week. Will give it a good scrub monthly.
based knights, and based pink flamingos
>>152224288KEK
P.O Joseph? More like peeeeeee-yeeeeewww Joseph because he stinks!
Very fun 3rd period in LA. A real nail biter.
B.O. Joseph also works with the joke
right about now is a good time to take a penalty for either team. to enhance the viewership experience
>Garytime Tragic
right in allvins kek range to stay 3 points ahead of the flames
the kings exist to torment the viewing pubic
put all 3 pettersson's on the ice for OT you coward
>>152222222good job, way to make /hoc/ proud!
Spiritually and morally this should be a 1-0 shootout
>>152222222QUACK'D
Kings should have won 3 minutes ago
I CAN'T SKATE
based kings, and based kempe
That was a real bad OT from Vancouver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6qMQnNst9Ushould be their goal song imo
>another 30 minute game for Hughes Canucks trying to get as much as they can out of him before the trade.
gary......
They didn't want a riot
Why dont the Rename the Stan Lee cup the Wayne Gretzky cup?
and gary said it was good, and it was good
That was goalie interference but everyone's just glads to have that game over
point secured!
Is it because I really love hockey and watching hockey, or is it because I am a lifelong Rangers fan? I just watch the games. Wins, losses, neither impacts me much. I watch merely to see players in Rangers uniforms demolish players in other uniforms. I watch to see pretty and athletic plays. I watch every playoff game even if the Rangers are out. I love the Rangers but they have taught me to have no expectations.
>>152224467Spider Man would never allow it.
>>152224288Lady byng is for fags anyways
>>152224545Just like my Islanders
>>152224545The PWHL calls it the lady lady byng
>>152224571Crazy Frog calls it the lady byng byng
>>152224246imagine if gretzky wasn't an alcoholic
imagine if the islanders didn't get eliminated from playoff contention on 04/17/2022
>>152224192>>152224207rattus behaviour
>>152224238heck yeah
got gfhave no time for hoc or hockey anymorei haven't gotten a (you) since october
>>152224966Is having a gf all it's cracked up to be?I'd hate to miss out on some great hockey and /hoc/ posting.
Last week an alt girl told me I look like a cop
>oh ... hockey?
>gf found the marner folder
>>152224721they would've 1
hmm...
>>152225046All shit
my avsies :)
>>152224984if i was on a part time deal like sid maybei have no time for anything i miss you retards
>>152221277lotta game-winning scrabble names right there
2026-1993=33 years
He is on his way to winning the vezina this season
Vezina rhymes with Regina
>>152225046crapscawkscanessnes
>>152224996There was a goth alt girl at the pet store and as I was buying my stuff I really had to get out if there and take a marner.
knights won survivor series was ok bros
i'm watching a d/hoc/umentary about hockey in australiathey call it ice hockey
I like that Mexican lady wrestler that wrestles with her ass exposed
slopdown was cancelled
vaquer threadvaquer board
>>152225134tru iyo did her silly trash can spot :)
his silence is deafening
bedard is going to miss game 3 of the stanley cup finals next year for the chicago pride parade
we don't call it ice hockey here
vaquer could heem bedard and that's a shoot
>>152224403thanks brother, go ducks!
wish she'd hit me with the devils kiss iykwim oh yessssssssss maaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnn
fraid so
Starting to get worried about my Canucks and what I'll do with my life if they really go for a rebuild. The whole point of this season was to trick Quinn Hughes into re-signing but all of that has gone horribly wrong so far. They had a great core on paper but it seems like the remains of that group will be Boeser, a broken Demko, and an overpriced soulless Pettersson for the next 7 years and that makes me sad.
>>152225540They should do a 10 player blockbuster trade with the rags
>>152225540
>>152223016byfield is also brown, no?
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
so that means... no robertson, no caulfield?
>toews off to another slow start>girard looking like shit>manson playing his offside>solovyev's an ahl tweeneronly complaint i have about my avsies other than the small pp is ld, they're one injury away from the top pairing being burns and makar on the left
horrific scouting, what were they thinking?
0 goals0 assists7 gamesThe names Laughton. Scott Laughton
