>Lap:#8247>Countdown to Today I Feel Qatary GP:https://f1exposure.com>Last lap:>>152212331>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481641>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:22>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:213>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:223 (222 starts)>2025 WDC Standings:NOR: 396 (+6)PIA: 374 (+8)VER: 371 (+5)RUS: 301 (+7)LEC: 226 (+0)>2025 WCC Standings:McLaren Mercedes: 770 (+14)Mercedes: 441 (+10)Red Bull RBPT: 400 (+9)Ferrari: 378 (+0)Williams Mercedes: 122 (+1)>2025 WEC StandingsHAM: 1,371.39 (+73.87)NOR: 1,280.29 (+73.87)TSU: 1,276.92 (+75.68)>News:Qatar Qualifying: Oscar Piastri (1:19.387), Lando Norris (+0.108), Max Verstappen (+0.264)RUS ANT HAD SAI ALO GAS LEC HUL LAW BEA BOR ALB TSU OCO HAM STR COLThe race is probably gonna be a slurper, that's the newsAlonso's WAG might be preggos or somethingActually, a lot of WAG's might be preggos
Cunny
How does Max win it without McLaren being found out cheating again ?
vroooms
double papaya dnf check emalso gimi
>>152220924>dickriding max in 2025grim
Ban all over-body aero, overtakes and good racing happen at low speed, introduce fans to create consistent low speed grip and to regain the downforce and laptime lost from the removal of the wings. So you'd have literally no dirty air, potentially faster cars from the low-speed grip, and amazing racing, easy as, this could literally save F1, but of course it'll never happen - far too sensible and fun.
>>152220924Oscar wakes up, realises he's not going to win it, and crashes lando out so he doesn't become the default number two.
gimi
why do people just post the same shite over and over again?
>>152221060you tell me
How's my nigga Colapinto looking so far?
edd
There's never been more money spent on aid and help for new drivers and yet new drivers have never been so shit.
>>152221168Fake kimi and Bearman are doing well. Hadjar isn't bad either.
>>152221193brown looks like white next to black
>>152221060the posting must never stop
>>152221236Which driver is mentally closest in personality to a cat?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_pSAbYyVJECHASE
>>152221321
>>152221321LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>152221369How did you get this video of Lando tomorrow?
he doesnt look like he knows where he is going
i couldn't run from the police in my car, there's always lights on
>>152221456that means he's desperate and will do anything, good ingredients for kino
Get rid of Qatar and also Abu Dhabi from the calendar already, they're not good F1 tracks If we need equivalent desert tracks stick Kuwait Motor City and maybe the Dubai Autodrome in thereJeddah and Bahrain can stay, ideally it'd be just those two though
i didn't think anyone could be worse than that spic lady calling the chase half in spanish, but this broad calling this chase should have her vocal cords cut with a large knife
>>152221458woman
8 time WDC status?
>>152221498Bring more south east asian tracks !!!!
>>152221576if i'm running from police the car is gonna be the least of their concerns
Charles made a HUGE mistake.
>>152221260max purrstappen
>>152221624(You) posted this last thread, Pierce
>>152221622nobody:american: i want to shoot a cop
>>152221624oh my...
>>152221658who said anything about shooting a cop?
>>152221645I'm very proud of it. I combined Charles' ex with my own wife's figure.
>>152221698-cop shooter
>>152221703
>>152221624>He gave up this for... THIS
>>152221730i'm calling the King's Town constabulary regarding your implied threats against one of their peace officers
>>152221598>Red Bull is by technicality a Thai team>Albong representing ThailandSurprised hardly anyone ever talks about having a Thailand GP, I guess twink lovers are intimidated by ladyboys though
>>152220938vrooms indeed
HE'S GOING FOR IT
>>152221761Few are capable of seeing the statue within the marble
>>152221764
>>152221792too small, they look bigger under her sweater
>>152221193of course he isn't, abdul
>>152221899
>>152221972make her futa
>>152221792>>152221972the brightline should claim you
>>152220844HEE
>>152221168Tsolov is the future of the sport
>>152221168britians mad that they don't have a good driver
>>152222024the sport of being a femboy twink
I hope retardstappen takes himself out along with landoThen we can watch lando comprehensively and utterly beat Pastry at abu dabbi.
finna eat a patty
>>152221972id motorboat those, vroom vroom
>>152222142Tsolov looks like Lance Stroll if you cranked the sharpness settings up
>post yfw you hear "Lando Norris you are a World Champion!" along with Norris crying tomorrow
>>152222223kwab >>152222222
>>152222223cursedno he will not be wdc, well done dickhead
Come on, max.Beat the gay twink retard patrol.Someone put norris into the wall. Do the needful and sacrifice yourself for the sake of not having gay ass norris win the wdc.
Im already mad that Lando will beat Oscar to the WDC by the point margin McLaren forced Oscar to give to Lando in Monza and Sky sports will expect us to treat him like a legitimate world champion.
You think FIA will DNF Norris so Abu Dhabi remains relevant?
>>152222292Saved by a swede
AMX WILL win the WDC
Max P1Piastri P2....Norris DNF
I love this sport
>>152222933lewlew welcome to ______
NEW FLAG /TURNLEFT/
>>152222626That's a good cope, bro. It allows you to both come to terms with the fact that norris will be wdc while also downplaying his win. 7/10
Realistically, what are his prospects next year?
>>152223117norris is pure shit, bro
>>152223121extremely lowfighting with checo, gasly, colapinto and maybe hamilton
5x WDC incoming
>>152221168They much better than the bad drivers from before the 2000's.
>>152221761She is much more attractive.
>>152222061George Russell is great.
>>152223392ruslel lost the wdc to the cuckstomer team, bro
>>152223416Russell designed the chassis?
Chuck and Narb will be great drivers who retire without a WDCMeanwhile Lando will probably pick up 2 or 3
russell will get a podium
I'm awakeI hate formula one
>>152224058Is that their kid?
>>152224290I can’t wait for everyone who buys or gets gifted an Apple device for the holidays to get their 6 months of appleTV for free and suddenly become an expert on F1 because they can watch it on their phones.
>>152224446I read this book so now I am a f1 expert
>>152224283mayhapshes from the incestuous nonce country so
>>152220870https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_HJBaedCqg
>>152221321I hate LA so f*ckin much!!!
>>152224481Oh yeah! That guy was on my favorite podcast!
How did Lando miss his fast lap yesterday? Didn't he leave the pits before Piastri?
>>152224712HE WENT too hard too fast and fucked up his fast lap, couldn't make it back in time for another
>>152224712he shidded
>>152224714>>152224738Ty
Australian cock up piss3's ass
I wnna get drunk
https://x.com/HLSIII/status/1994886032844886038Lando can't handle George's bants
>>152224714He was imagining a mans butt hole. It happens.
>>152224895>i was gonna give you a tow>to help you win the championshiphahhahah based
give it to me straight, it's over, isn't it?
>>152224913over status: owari da
Moment
>>152224895>pozboi banter
>>152224895When Jorj and Lando are fighting for the WDC next year who will the British press side with?
>>152224962Bearman
If lando does win it, you guys think he'll stick around or will he pull a Rosberg?
>>152224962Whoever is browner.
>>152224968He'll def stick around, he's got the backing of the team so would make sense to try and go for the double
>>152224968He'll sadly stick around, if there's anyone who I can see doing a Rosberg it's PS3.
>>152220844Today FraudStappen will be dethroned from the crown he had no legitimacy over.FraudStappen is only saying this cause he know he does NOT have the skill or talent to win.He can only win when he has a rocket ship car that does 99.99% of the driving for him.I'm glad that the FIA made new rules, that will force FraudStappen to leave the sport.
Lando will lose because he's a shitter and a bitch, but he's not brown enough for it to be "racist" for him to not win.And he lacks the skill to not fuck up under the pressure he's going to face with both oscar and max breathing down his neck.
lando will get bubble guts and cannot drive today
They will all start with softs and gonna be a nothingburger
>>152225153Yeah this is set to be a total slurper unless we get lucky and tyres start exploding (unlikely)
>>152225153McLaren has to do FOUR stopsThey're obviously going to fuck up PS3's to give Lando the WDC and it's going to be super obviousI hope Oscar crashes out
we gonna see at least 1 exploding pirelli
>>152225124it's an established fact that he can well handle multiple members breathing down his bum cleft
Are you part of far right?
bruh
>>152225223Yeah.I didn't open your image, and I have no idea what retardation it contains.
>>152225254I think you are lying
>>152220844>Best WAG editionPic rel, no?
Since its over, how to kill myself painlessly and effortlessly, f1 ??
>>152225309LIVELOVE YOURSELFBELIEVE IN YOURSELFYOU WILL MAKE IT
>>152225312No its over. This season car cant even fucking overtake after turn 1
Just FYI anyone watching on F1TV this afternoon:Laura Winter is presenting and she’s massively pregnant. Baby bump is huge. Booba have grown substantially.JPM (pundit this weekend) can’t stop himself from stealing sneaky glances at her body,Just thought I’d give a warning
>>152225309Carbon monoxide poisoning Disconnect the smoke detector, plug up the gaps in your doors/windows then make yourself some tasty burgers on one of those little disposable charcoal grills then have a sleep while its still burning and you're full and comfy
>>152225328Thanks. will do after QatarGP
my title dreams are over
>>152225326It hasn't inherited her chin because it would have accidentally cut itself out by now
Digits and lando crashes
digits and max dies in t1
Nothing ever happens
Singles and Lando hits a dropped banana peel on the track, skids off into a ramp someone placed onto the track when no one was looking, and flies off into the sun.
goedemorgen vrienden
not having a very goedemorgen at all desu
>>152225209and then lando will crash out on the last lap digits confirm
>>152225326Preggochads we can't stop winning
>>152225463hope you will have a goedemiddag then!
>>152225499GAME ON
>>152225526salo is now a criminal in yookay
>>152224685kek. it's like something out of the tv show cops when they're showing off recently confiscated crack rocks
morning fellas finna watch Batman: The Animated Series
>>152225223interestingly enough I call myself far left and I still hate lewis with a passion. i just don't believe that deifying a black f1 driver does anything against racism
Saw a tweet from some DTS fandom tart laughing because Albon's radio was broken so they had to communicate with him using the pit board
>PS3 to Ferrari in 2026>Homosexualton in McLaren
>>152225583yeah no way this guy is a virgin
>>152221236Lecaté
>>152221369Why did he not turn left?
>>152221624She gets bigger every time this gets reposted
>>152225667The answer is quite obvious: it was a she
>>152225223>if you don't support this fraud, you are an extremistThis isn't the USAIDS era anymore
>>152225386We went too far. This is satanic.
>>152224481The rally story were a guy who helped them nearly burntbtondeath was pretty unsettling.
Its so fucking over no one talking about FORMULA 1 anymore
>>152225544looks more like Yukon
>>152225793This is how sandy pine forests look here and in Finland
>>152225799ok, my comment was more a play on you spelling it 'yookay'
>>152225805>youare you ok
>>152225808i'm fine thanks
Will you watch the Abu Dhabi race if Norris wins the WDC today?
>>152225818NOPE
>>152225824okay, see you next friday
>>152225818why would anyone do that
>>152225818I stopped watching since Mexico
>>152221624
>>152225818no
>>152223121Cadillac is a complete shitbox. I expect his highest result to be P15
>>152225851Pretty much. Him and Perez are going to be in the position that Alpine is now but even worse since neither are as good as Gasly
>>152225865Joe Rogan has some ghost's in his attic.
>>152225889Some ghost's what?
Are you still gonna watch F1 if Verstappen leaves F1?
>>152225904i like narb and chucky also
>>152225904I kept watching when Schumacher left (the first time) and no one filled the void. Sure, there was gimi to root for, but other than that it was quite similar to what we have now.
i can fill your void, if you know what i mean
/f1/ gonna seethe when they witness history in a few hours
>>152225904Nah
>>152225904Depends on how good the DTS seasons after that are
>>152225818No, there's zero reason to.
>>152225891He's got some ghosts in his attic he needs to give it a clean. Then deal with the sugar in his tank.
How many bings and bongs until race start?
>>152225963So when does he come out? Abbadabby is out, obviusly, fia gala is in uzbekekstan, which isn't exactly fond of poofters either
>>152225966Some ghost's ghosts? Where did the ghost get ghosts from?
>>152225983One bong until Fkino. 5 bongs until Fslurper
Can someone explain why Arsenal has a general that has more traffic than the EPL-general?
>>152225641right on time for mclel to shit the bed and ferrari's next year™ to become this year
>>152226095This doesn't hurt me at all to see and think about
>>152226095who would stroll and newey pick?verstappen or lechuck?
>>152226114stroll would chucknewey amx
>>152225818yes. and dont listen to other anons, we all are going to watch this semen slurping contest.
wait does lando need p1 to win wdc or like p4
>>152226147finishing above ps3 and verstappen is almost enough.
>>152226147Norris is guaranteed the WDC if he wins today.Norris finishing higher than Verstappen at all knocks Max out of contention.
do you think berrari can score 1 point today?
how does this halfwheel dedicated circuit have killer kerbs and sharp pointy gravel? both of which are big no nos for bikemen, never mind carmenthey don't race on street tracks but race at a track that will shred a man to pieces when he falls off?i will hopefully remember to post this in motogp quatar thread next time
>>152226147>>152226181Correction: Norris outscoring Verstappen knocks Max out of contention. Norris 11th Verstappen 12th isn't going to prevent Max going for five in a row unless PS3 wins.
>>152226186chuck will as long as he doesn't crash out, this race is going to be 99% decided by pit stop speed and that's the only thing the team has going for them
surely amx must regret sperging out at jorj by now
>>152226220(legal in some states) sex with alba larsen
>>152221369This wouldnt have happened if they had the halo
>>152226227doubt it, the only reason he's still in it is because the mclel drivers are pure shit, otherwise he would've stayed 100+ points behind and the wdc would be over by now
>>152220844My favorite driver is Lando no wins Norris. I love an underdog
>>152221369Oh he dead
>>152226227he'd be on 9 points more, it's only beneficial if norris is DNFing
>>152226244he's been under dogs alright
Jorj and Max have both talked a big game before this race but I expect them to just roll over and let the mclaren gay boys win instead of doing dive bombs
Lando Norris dismissed Max Verstappen's claim that he would already have secured the Formula 1 title had he been driving the McLaren>Does Verstappen lives Rent free in Landos Head?
>>152226220sexno sexsex
>>152226216Just say if Norris scores more points than Verstappen, then Verstappen is out
>>152226313if Norris scores more points than Verstappen, then Verstappen is out purple monkey dishwasher
DUN DUN DUN
kino time
verschoorchads.. we're still in this
>delayed startfuck off
Let's go Girther.
>10min delay
Former generational 2024 F2 6th place finisher coming to wish luck to this year's top runner for the title.
>>152226280Please max save this sport
i haven't seen qatar circuit in daylight in so long that i thought they were racing in bahrain
>>152226282what do you expect him to say when journous ask such questions?
>>152226077arse was the first eternal general here IIRC
>>152226390The question is why Arsenal fans post on their own general but Real Madrid fans gotta make 350 different threads
>>152226373I wish F2 results weren't as much of a meme as they currently are
>>152226388Just chuckle and shake his head, then walk away like Gimi
what is the point of kush maini
>>152221168>bans private testing
>>152226095>losing, Ferrari :(>losing, Aston Martin:(
>>152226431sir representation
>no black guys in F2boooooooooo
just under 4 hours until lights out, exactly 4 hours until the season is over>16:00 - formation lap>16:02 - lights out>16:03 - they all navigate the first lap fine>16:04 - season is over
>>152226444ugo just needs more time, bro
Who from the current field could become the new Verstappen?
>>152226448you underestimate mclaren's ability to KWAB
would you sell your anus to be in qatar/abu dhabi?
>>152226459verschoor could be a new jos, no doubt
>>152226459Alex Dunne has the same points gap between his teammates as Max does
>>152226377
>>152226462no, i need my anus for defecation purposes
>>152226459Villagomez
>>152226462I'm more than happy to never step into either
they did girther dirtyit's was his pole position
>>152226476I bleed from it all the time since a week.Help.
getting it in early>mechachrome
>>152226444Uoh ToTBased Diego
>>152226489the warm up thread it's comfy indeed
>>152226488monkey pox
the trackisde cameras are too low
>Rigatoni
a way better race that we'll see in 4 hours btw
>lap one not even completed>visible gaps already
>>152226514the nepobabies are not sending their best
>>152226526the next generational talent is watching crystal palace man u
Newey didn't veto Horner joining Aston Martin, it was Verstappen and his entourage.
>>152226537horner wanted to replace lance stroll with daniel ricciardo, lawrence would never let that happen
I wonder if coke price in my city will go down if Montoya gets to F1..
Sirs?
>>152226562he redeemed when he should have redeemen't
what is the point of maini?
any stream up lads
miyata is kill
>miyatanakajima ass motherfucker
>>152226609<iframe src='https://embedsports.me/fia-f2/fia-formula-2-2025-qatar-f2gp-race-stream-1' width='100%' height='100%' scrolling='no' frameborder='0' allowfullscreen allowtransparency referrerpolicy='unsafe-url'></iframe>
>Leo-kun ganbaree!What should you do in this situation? Give her a tour of the paddock?
need to get my sunday chores done before the raceneed to walk to the hardware store and get some white spirit to clean something with then put up the christmas treetough day
>>152226637As always the great nation of Slovakia providing
fiat ritmo miata?
>two pablo montoya
>f2 shitters in charge of staying on track
I forgot there was an Fshitter race this week, what have I missed?
Why didnt someone tell me that Leo was pope now
>>152226699sprint was a slurperrace is a slurper
i thought you guys said this was fkino. this is fucking shit
>>152226714even the best kino is shit in a bad kinoplex
>>152226714it's an old nickname. i haven't watched fkino race all year
>>152226714Interlagos is kinda the last actual race of the year we are just hanging cause dudes be dudes
>girther
Girther is cursed
dead bull
It's ogre
it's over for Beganovitch
he got dunne
Digits and Lando gets drone striked by Israel
the irish are the most penalized race in the world
AND IT'S ENDINGAND IT'S ENDINGW O W
4 cars on the restart? Based
nice aston sound brrrrrrrrrrrr
Norizz has more races with McLaren than Senna and Hunt combined
>>152224895russell just stirring the pot lmaostressed norizz kwab
wow
>allard kalff cooming over van hoepen being 4th
This could have been a VSC
>>152224895>Some QueerF1 really is a gay sport.
>>152226872f1 twitter is made up entirely of girls and gays
victor martins ouwe lul
>>152226952in which of those does Edd land
>>152226872>le heckin mask slipWhat did Lando say? That he wants to suck George's cock?
track jannies on a rampage
>>152226956His fat ass expanded to all sides.
>>152226956edd isn't active on twitter
>>152227005edd isn't active anywhere
>>152227014he's a sub bottom only
>>152226968pay attention
>>152227005active? no, but still has an accounthttps://x.com/eddstrawF1/
verschoorchads... it's over
FORNABROS WE DID IT
If even the F2 race was this shit then the F1 race is going to be really bad
I'm ready for an absolute slurper, just like in the days of HAMROSVET
>>152227120I'm thinking more a VWL era race where not even the midfield does anything
lil bro didn't even know
fornaroli is crying because he knows he will be another unemployed f2 champ
guys should i move to ibiza or cancun
>>152227119Those burgers look disgusting.
FORNA FORNA FORNA FORNAMARKO GIB THE RB SEAT
>>152227119engineers at weigh in will NOT like this
leo nardo for naroli
>>152227137what are druggo bitch and poo chair up to now?
>Man U goal after palace missing 750 chancesawful vibes frfr
>>152227193>druggowho knows>poo chairpeugeot WEC cuck and probably still banging his sister
>>152227195thanks for sharing
watching footy is even more gay than f1 tbqhwy'all
>>152227119Wtf I love medshitters now
if fornaroli doesn't get an f1 seat they should disband fia f3 and f2
LEO
>>152227205and watabout de vries and schumacher
>>152227217they should have done this after fabio leimer and just not have feeder series
>>152227217Piastri didn't have a seat after F2
for me its a comfy sunday morning watching g my favorite small asian jew cook on food network before f1
h-hey guise... remembera me-a?
>>152227263mid-2010s was the weakest GP2 generation tbf
>>152227263>never race again after winning gp2best to know when you peaked and go out on a high
>>152227263fat
did no one tell pantano that winning gipper2 after racing in f1 is the wrong way around (somewhat)
>>152227278probably gets paid more as a pundit than if he were to race in a secondary series
I just dont want Norris to winAnyone but him
>>152227300didn't hurt for tim 'o glock
>>152227300At least Pantano won unlike Bruni who was shit in GP2 as well.
>winning f2 when there's no f1 seat lined up for you
>competing in f2 at all
>>152227348what juice is that?
>>152227319Norris punctureVerstappen blown enginePiastri wins Qatar and Abu Masi
>>152227364Verstappen was shit on by Ocon, bro
norisring amx >>> anything ocon has ever done or will do
Is it even worth waiting for turn 1Should I just sleep
>>152227376keep your fetish to yourself, hans
I'm going to go sleep for a couple of hoursIf I sleep through my alarm I don't think I'll be that upset, it's looking like it's going to be a slurper for the ages
>>152227388at this point you should know all about semen
>>152227388Yes, you should sleep. And never wake up.
>>152227263
>>152227411nuoaaaaaaaahooh mygod uaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoh wawowwowo
>>152227421kino
>>152227348Maybe Aston Martin is looking for a new reserve
for me? it's björn wirdheim
>>152227410God I wish
>>152227348>reserve seat in Formula E with Jaguar>race seat in Super FormulaHe'll be fine.
>>152227119maya mai looksmatch waifu
you have 2 hours and 20 minutes to goon
>>152227496You stop gooning for the race? Amateur
carrie schreiner is getting piped RIGHT NOW
rain status?
>>152220844Yerro woman sex 8========D
>>152227558bro...
Spilled coffee on my desk
i thought the race is starting oredi
>>152227591Update: I licked it off the desk
sneedstappen is still winning the title
>Russell>Norizz>Bearman>HamiltonWhy are British drivers kind of... zesty?
>>152227633>33inshallah
Is it over?Is it really over?Oh has it begun?I'm so confused.
>>152227647
whats next for him?
>>152227671welcome to AF corse (GT3)
>>152227669>69AMD AMX championship confirmed
AI-assisted F1 race cars will happen in your lifetime and you will seethe.
>driver's parade>it's not parade at alli want refund
there are lots of south africans at the qatar
>>152227691i rolled a 33 earlier too WE GAANOUT OF MY WAY FUCKING MCLAREN SHITS
>>152227713not slaves, btw
Is it worth it?F1 related because Mercedes > McLel
Norris DNF on the menu, boys (and trannies)
>>152227728of course not - they are white>>152227717>wins go all down his back now, past his arse, legs, bottom of feet and back up the front, now nearly reaching his knees
>massive crowd>10 peoplei love qatar
>>152227671Indycar with Prema
>>152227671Knowing how gay modern F1 is, intense pozzification is my guess.>>152227757This too.>>152227736Car brand colognes tend to smell like shit and their claimed longevity are also lies. Just stick with colognes from brands that manufacture them specifically.
>favourite thing about racing in qatarwhat kind of question is this?
>>152227793>edp>not long lastingHoly retard alert
>A new chance to learnWhat is Lewis going to learn today?
>Race day >potentially a new champion being crowned today>thread is moving at a glacial paceExplain?
Does /f1/ anons ever post on /tv/ or /v/ or /hr/?
>>152227868no one is excited for a damon hill-tier champion
>>152227868we're all busy praying for a deluge
>>152227868>Explain?no. fuck you. go fuck yourself.
>>152227858how a Sauber rear wing looks from behind
>>152227893Norris would be Damon Hill-tierPiastri would be a bit better. Nico Rosberg/Jenson Button tier.AMX winning this title would confirm his as the GOAT. WDC in the 4th fastest car will never be bettered.
>>152227926>Piastri would be a bit betterFuck no. Same level of kwab
Business idea: F1 Academy but they ride bikes instead
>>152227868/f1/ is deadit's been dead since (((liberty media))) got their shekel clutching hands onto it
>>152227868we're all helping >>152226645 get his chores done
>>152227960please post the video where she crashes and dies and jeets play with her mangled corpse by the roadside
>>152227970
first time I couldn't recognize the general since guy put some ugly roastie in the OP
>>152227892/vg/ and /a/im kinda annoyed by all the 3d whores being posted here but i got used to it
What's next for him?
>>152228033getting his lights punched out
>>152227892i post in /film/ from time to time
When does the good part happen?
>>152228033
>>1522280962031 with the introduction of V8 engines, no hybrid nonsense, and smaller cars. Until then, it's semen slurping time.
>>152221369I'm OK
>>152228111>he thinks the regulations will ever improve for the better
>>152228092I saw your post about vintage erotic films yesterday.
its jover
>>152228096Not on this life, or the next.
>>152228123They will since the 2026 regs are going to nearly kill the sport and they'll panic
>>152228140you and I both know that the moment the ratings tank, they're going to make races shorter and force drivers to do more social media, not improve the racing
>>152228130He'll drive for the Ferrari team that's actually good
>>152228140Why would they panic when Blackrock covers all their loses and they even make a profit behind the scenes. The point was never money, it's agenda.
>>152221369Halo saved him
>>152228129the good old daysback when girls had nice doormats on their pussies for guests like me
Zoomers ITT won’t remember>Nick Heidfeld’s 3rd place at Monaco followed by pole at Nurburgring >Alonso 2 titles>Indy 2005>Nuts and Zoo magazine>Rosberg P7 on his debut in a Williams-Cosworth despite losing his front wing at t1
Zoomers ITT won’t remember>life before internet>life before cell phones>life before obama>life in the 20th century
>>152228208>>Nick Heidfeld’s 3rd place at Monaco followed by pole at Nurburgring 2nd*
>>152225818Nope
>>152228208>Nuts and Zoo magazine
>>152228228Two of those things are also things millennials won't remember either. At least those born after 1987.
Zoomers will watch Montoya highlights and think he was a great driver because they didn't see De La Rose and Wurz as replacements do better than he did compared to Raikkonen.
>>152228267my parents were German hillbillies from Eastern Europe so we only got cell phones and internet in the mid 2000s
Zoomers will always live rent free in my 40-year-old porn addicted brain.
>>152228140if they survive 2014 - 2020 slurper, they will survive 2026+. Nothing ever happens
boomers ITT don't remember>where they left their car keys>how many laps today's race is>4channel
what is this gay shit
>>152228296Similar story. My grandparents were American bumpkins in bumfuck Montana and got internet sometime after 2006. Had cellphones, though, even those big brick phones.
I already drank three coffees today.
>>152228325he's giving him the power of bbc to win wdc
>>152228325modern f1
>>152228333Rookie numbers
>>152228325just bringing homesick ps3 a taste of modern melbourne
>leave hamilton to me
>>152228283lol montoya won races with BMW. you're a failure of a kraut.
>>152228325It was meant for Norris.
>>152228325The world just gets more pozzed everyday I wake up and I hate it.
>>152228359>some guy got arrested>only name in the title is not that guy Pretty rude.
>>152228363car would have won both WDCs in 2003 with the right drivers
this race is gonna be a mega slurper of titanic proportions
>>152228359First Diddy, then Sutil, who's next?
only one country to have 2 times its flag (soon to be 3)
after gaming all night i cant wait to watch lap 1 and then fall asleep knowing the race result
>>152228267t. zoomerSaying internet and cell phones existed back then is like saying television existed in the 1940s
>>152228379*both championships
should I even watch the race or just get drunk and sleep
>>152228325Straightest, most macho black man
>>152228394both
prerace beers poured?
>>152228385ok and now what
>>152228379quite possibly. montoya's fast lap at Monza stood for like a dozen years, although that has more to do with F1 turning into a fag sport than montoya's skill as a driver.
>>152228385>chuckwill never win a wdc>narbwill luck into 1, maybe 2>debris, miggKWAB>ps3same as russell>drugo, poorchairKWAB>bortsame as chuck>fornaroliTBD
GP2 mocks F2
>>152228468>joylon palmerthe nepo-est to ever do it
>>152228392The internet existed since the 1980s you dumb zoomer fuck. It just wasn't public until around the early 1990s. And cellphones are literally older than the millennial generation. Fuck, you kids are dumb it's unreal.
BALLS: EMPTYGLASS: FULLYeah I think it's F1 time.
>>152228382me
>>152228493anon...
Why is george called NARB?
>>152228530nary a recurring bend
>>152228530not a real brit
Do non-Anglos know who Gary Neville is, and why Sky have invited him to be part of their f1 coverage?
>>152228530it stands for Northern Australian Rent Boy
>>152228456>bort>same as chuckAudi does not fail in motorsport!
>>152228530because he has a giant circumcision scar on his dick
>>152220844I'd definitely fuck big, bloated Birdie
>>152228553I know your press likes to get upset with him for some reason
>>152228553isn't he the guy that shits and pisses himself whenever someone makes fun of womens football?
>>152225334>>152225322If you’re already set on killing yourself, why not check out Formula E the same weekend as Qatar? Best case scenario, you enjoy the close racing and overtakes to gain a new lease on life. Worst case scenario, it’s so dogshit you die happy being free from the pain.
>>152228493Anon, you are 16 and larping as an oldfag based on things you read on wikipedia. Calm down.
races in winter aren't as comfy as I imagined as a kida season should never go beyond October
>>152228530entirely unsuited to be used as a structural element
>>152228530Not A Real Bottas
>>152228605>you now remember they ran at the Nurburgring a few times in october
>>152228583Car is so gay it made me want to do terrorism instead
>>152228618 Okay thanks that makes sense in retrospect
THIS THREAD IS DONE MAN
>>152228667we won't get another full until the race starts
hamilton mental fatigue dnf come lap 30
>>152228676some gay retard will make a new one before the race starts anyway
>>152228667It's good for another 9 pages.
>>152228667copy lewis
>>152228456Leclerc needs to break free from Ferrari to have a chance
vontade de cagar da porra fi
>>152224895hard to hate George desu, guy is just vibing sometimes
>>152228710>copy lewisPlease don't. One is more than enough already.And we don't want Ferrari to waste another 100m, do we?
>still 30 mins till the race
Rule, Britannia!Britannia rule the waves!Fraud-fraudstappen has shown his ways!Norris to be crowned, a Genuine and True WDC!fraudstappen has never won a WDC on meritfraudstappen is NOT and never will be a genuine WDC> 2021 - WDC was handed to him by a racist FIA> 2022 - WDC was won using 'pay-to-win'> 2023 - WDC was won using an over-engineered car to compensate for his retarded driving> 2024 - WDC was won by cheating and bullying with the FIA looking the other way
Lift and coast
>>152228583>Formula Ecan they do a "full"* race distance yet? or do they still have to pit to have the driver jump into a second car to get to the end?
>>152225326I read this too late
>oscar performing better >pirelli changes the minimum psibig rig
>>152228527>>152228602Zoomers don't know about the brickphone nor the old Motorola phones
today is the day we crown a new king people
Getting some mcy d’s brekkie before the race
>>152228468>mocksHello sirs
he's here
wheres the new tead
>>152228804wow he suddenly looks so old
>>152228777disgusting slop making him look more gay and mexican and a waste of tips
get this grandpa off the screen and bring back the dj
>>152228777Would be fitting for him to secure the title on such a soulless track.
>>152228804he's getting too proudy
>>152228767>zoomers don’t know about the dupont network
>>152228821you should see what I had to type in the prompt to get such a fag crown lmao
>>>>>>>>born to be wild<<<<<<<<<<<<
>>152228797weird, usually I get those right
>>152228767we do? My first phone was a Nokia 3310 handed down from older brother.
Bando Borris
>>152228838cont.I was trying to get a midsomer style flower crown, but grok wouldn't comply. I think it works
Remember when they used to symbolically kneel on George Floyd's neck? Strange days those were.
kevin hart is clearly a big fan
>>152228854why franco ain't dating nobody is he a fag
Simon Lazenby is unknowable
>>152228854definite trap
>>152228440I hate suvs with passions but I'd like to have a black gmt900
>>152228854me in the back
THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN' SLIP, LA
>>152228854She will be pregnant nextAll the WAGs are broody and have baby fever
about to make a cup of tea
funny seeing all these left-wing Democrat celebrities in countries like Qatar, Saudi Arabia or UAE all the time
always feel that Peter Bonno looks like a very aggressive power bottom
>>152228884>Cola after leaving Flavio's office
>>152228884zesty
>protein shakey b4 race
>>152228906>tf>tp
that chick seemed nice. no idea who the hell she is though.
>>152228909well good thing he never worked with Jonathan Wheatley then
>>152228914f-for me? thank you
>maya jamathought gal gadot have been in a car crash for a moment
I HATE GRIDWALK CELEB INTERVIEWSI HATE GRIDWALK CELEB INTERVIEWSI HATE GRIDWALK CELEB INTERVIEWSI HATE GRIDWALK CELEB INTERVIEWSI HATE GRIDWALK CELEB INTERVIEWSI HATE GRIDWALK CELEB INTERVIEWSI HATE GRIDWALK CELEB INTERVIEWS
>>152228915
>>152228748>Germutt hapa is still seething four years laterlmao
>>152228906left wing these days just means you're cut
>>152228868He’s dating an Argentine actress 12 years his senior
>>152228941Does Brundle even enjoy doing them or is it just part of the instructions? Whenever someone else does them they don't interview as many celebs.
DJokeOBitch
>turn on broadcast for the warm up lap>turn off broadcast after podiumit's that easy
>you're cut
I hope Chuck doesn't brake and kill the goblino
>Jamie ChadTHICC
ITS FUCKING RAAAAAAAAAW
>>152228945he's Mocro and does the same when Netherlands played football
fuck off gordon ramsay cunt
>>152228963my mother is the opposite, cares about everything but the racing
Why every year that passes by i like donda more and more
>>152228849The joke was me sounding like a retarded clueless millennial
>>152228726>>152228726>>152228726
>>152228777*queen
>>152228975>>152228980I went to Gordon's restaurant at Heathrow Airport once whilst waiting for a flight, £21 burger+fries. It was actually amazing. Not worth £21 though.
why are they dressed like airline stewards
>>152229007Why is George wearing an armor? Is he fear of getting shot?
why does mbs get the elite helmet?
>>152229021are you living in 2019?it's hard to go to any restaurant and pay less than 20 bucks these days
risky
>>152229023the airline is their country's biggest industry.
>MENA anthems
>every single win in qatar has been by whoever has led after the first lapJust remove this slurper from the calendar already
>This "Anthem"Fake country, fake people, fake empty skyscrapers with the lights on.
Digits and both McLarens dnf
where plen?
last number of my post = number of red flags this race
>>152229039Big Mac meal is £6 what you on about?
>>152229036cooling vest. little pockets full of circulating liquid to act as heat sinks and cool the body down.
>>152229059yeah really close buddeh
if this post ends in a number, the race will be a slurper
It's been a little while since I've watched, crackstreams is kill apparently. Does anyone have another stream?
Will Pooasstray Choke as per usual?
total goblin death at t1
>>152229081noooooooooooooooooo
>>152229101taken out by piastri
>>152229094he'll win but with norizz p2 it'll hardly matter
>>152229090apparently the cool kids are googling "streameast f1 reddit stream" and getting results
it is not enough that max succeeds, others should fail
Ok why aren't they playing USA anthem? We give them so much money it's the least that they should do
Which McLaren will get fucked by pitstops today and why will it be Oscar?Would it surprise you, if there are no papaya rules this time?
I never used to like Max but he truly is the complete package. He's not the GOAT yet but he's on his way.
>>152229150Norris has had shittier pit stops by far this year.
>>152229150even if there are papaya rules, would you expect either of them to follow them?
Fine, I'll bake the next thread.Have to do everything around here myself...
>>152229026>>152229026>>152229026>>152229026>>152229026
>>152229124god bless those cool kids
>total eclipse of the heart techno remixfucking really
>>152229155where's there left to do? turn right when you should've turned left? headbutt a boulder on a ski trip? move to ferrari to just get cucked every race weekend?
>>152229234The true Triple Crown. He's young enough and good enough so why not?
