>Lap:#8250>Countdown to Abba Dabba GP:https://f1exposure.com>Last lap:>>152232001>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481641>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:23>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:214>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:224 (223 starts)>2025 WDC Standings:NOR: 408 (+12)VER: 396 (+25)PIA: 392 (+18)RUS: 309 (+8)LEC: 230 (+4)>2025 WCC Standings:McLaren Mercedes: 800 (+30)Mercedes: 459 (+18)Red Bull RBPT: 425 (+25)Ferrari: 382 (+4)Williams Mercedes: 137 (+15)>2025 WEC StandingsHAM: 1,371.39 (+73.87)NOR: 1,280.29 (+73.87)TSU: 1,276.92 (+75.68)>News:Race: VER PIA SAI NOR ANT RUS ALO LEC LAW TSU ALB HAM BOR COL OCO GAS STR HAD Verstappen is DOTDVery important poll: https://strawpoll.com/polls/xVg71m3YQyr
mathfags, how much did gimi choking change the needed result for amx to win next week?
edd
>>152233922Fuck anime
Sainz right nowTo be fairWell deserved
gimi
gimi (the real one)
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Anyone got a video of Antonelli letting Norizz through?
so much for flexibility
How did McLaren bottle this? Didn’t watch full race
kwablaren
What the fuck happened with that Kimi overtake? Surely that's a DQ for match fixing
Quote of the day>That's an interesting move
>>152233922Hmmmm...
>>152233958now lando wins on p3 instead of losing
lmao martin brundle totally signed up to do this interview thinking he'll crown the goblin wdc and now he isn't even on the podium
>>152233966There's only one
FIAMGFIACLARENBRITISH ROYALTYFABIAN SOCIETYROTHCHILDSSATANIC JEWS
*wins*
>>1522339580%, Max will win regardless
RATE THIS RACE >RATE THIS RACERATE THIS RACE >RATE THIS RACERATE THIS RACE >RATE THIS RACERATE THIS RACE >RATE THIS RACERATE THIS RACE >RATE THIS RACE
That's 2 podiums bitch
>>152233958P3 was enough before, now Max need a Lando P4.
Expecting a slurper in Abu Dabby ngl
>>152233958Max only needed 10 pointsnow he needs 12basically lando has to finish one position further back (p5)
>Umm... yeah>Umm... yeah>Umm... yeah>Umm... yeahFUCK OFF
>interesting moveLMAO
I'M FUCKING SEETHING AT THAT 'PASS' LADS
>>152233958Now Norris can win the title by getting 3rd place.There needs to be an investigation
Why NARG like this
FINALLY FREE
Holy shit Piastri is FURIOUS
WHY DID ANTONELLI LET NORRIS PASS BY HIM SO EASILYFUCKING RIGGED SPORT
>defends against Norris for 15 laps, keeps Norris from finishing P3>"HURR HURR, HE LET HIM THROUGH"
23 is a terrible number. I really hope he can make it 24 before they retire him.
>>152233982think hungary 2021 but 100% more slurpy
So uhm.. what exactly was McLel being flexible for?
More like SHITonelli
>>152234018TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>152233990>Keeps it just within the lines so no track limitsAbsolutely fixed af
>>152234010P4.
>>152234004Interesting Move/10
>>152234002In a race where lulu didn't even make it into the points.
giga ogregg amx brehs
>>152233990>Blud just folded under zero pressureRigged
why is this place so full of DTS retards?he got on the inside kerb and had to correct
Sainz 2026 WDC
>>152233973>>152233544
the lines are converging
>>152234014hes such an asshole lmfao
Oscar is so mad LMAOOOOOOOOOO
>>1522340042/10
investigate gimothys telemetry
Max max max super maxMax max max super maxMax max max super maxMax max max super maxMax max max super maxMax max max super max
pice of shit
>you can't crash your opponent anymoreAbu Dhabi will be big SEMEN SLURPING RACE
smug motherfucker
AMD AMX LFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!NEVER DOUBT!!!!!!!!
>>152233990
>i don't worry much about it
>>152234004Better than expected
>>152234033pitting earlier for hards so they could still lose to verstappen and a williams
>f1tv desperately trying to make it seem like the antonelli overtake was legitimate and this shit isn't rigged
>>1522340048/10 till Mercedes cheated.
allsmiles.jpg
I don't want to believebut I know myself well enough to know that I will
We laugh now at Mclel but that fucking Goblin is gonna be WDC by finishing 3rd place next weekHow fucking disgusting that is
mclel is going to kill ps3 car next week again kek, i bet they didn't they goblando could fuck it up so much
>>152233958Needs to gain 2 extra points, 13 over Norris total.Scenarios where Amx wins WDC:>Amx win, NOR 4th or worse>Amx 2nd, NOR 8th or worse>Amx 3rd, NOR 9th or worseWithout Gimi choke there'd be a lot more possible permutations
IS HE DOING ITIS MAX VERSTAPPEN GOING TO BE 2025 WDCI NEED A PERCENTAGEI NEED A NUMBER
>>152234010>>152234017Are you retarded?10 or 12 points, Norris would win with P3 anyway. They would be equal on points, but Norris has more 2nd places.
>gifted WDC by Alonslow and Fake Gimidisgusting
F E L X I B I L I T Y
>>152234037FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>152233544hahahahhahahaha
Max the Cool-headed.
Replay from Norris' pov made it pretty obvious NARG was just being a shitter
>>152234076He should be, if they had just pit on the safety car he would have won comfortably.
>>152234039nvm fake gimi is just a shitter under pressure
>>152234058>>152234045
>>152234010If max wins, p4 is enough
KILL KIMI ANTONELLI
>>152234039i cant believe i dont have 2022 monaco qualifying pic of perez as reaction for this
>>152234039NARG A SHIT
>>15223411450%
>>152234058And he should crash him like he did with max in Austria and chuck in zandvoort
somebody do the calculations. How can ver still win
Now that it's over, what could have been done better? Without saying pitting
FAKE GIMI !!!!!!!!!!!!
>>152233990Feel bad for gimi, Lando had him under the cosh so long he was bound to make a mistake
kek, this is even worse than 2021 abu dhabi scandal.How will mercedes save their face?
>>152234037I expected nothing more from the P6 of the 2024 F2 championship.
>>152233982>let's stay out guys >Don't we have to pit twice>Yeah but it's alright another podium
>>152234111Checked
>>152233990post the norace onboard
>>152234114slim to none
thats what u get letting shitalians drive
>>152234171The pit stop was the only thing wrong.
kimi shan'tonelli
After that Kimigger moveIt's time to pull some bullshit with the Racing Bulls
>>152234111Mate he already nearly dropped it twice today (and got beaten by a Williams), imagine how he'll choke with the pressure of a last race shootout
Doesn't look like Kimi did that on purpose
>>152234106>breaks the fourth wallMan, these script writers are amateurs.
So can we drop the Alonso myth now? He's a shitter. Fuck him.
>>152234111He didn't even finish 3rd today So why count on it at allLook at the spastic team under pressure and this time it wasn't even that much as next time
>>152233991>>152234006why is everyone so shit at calculating this?twink wouldve won on p3 anyway due to tiebreakers
>>152234114Polymarket degenerate sisters status?
the spergout against jorj is going to be the championship deciding moment kek
>>152233958Norris would have to come in 4th next race assuming AMX comes in 1st
hmmmm...
>>152234121>bong edukayshinamx would have 1 more win retard
5x WDC incoming
>>152234170The win condition hasn't changed, Norris needs to choke
GOTT STRAFFE MERCEDESGOTT STRAFFE ITALY
Imagine if Mclaren pitted Norris during safety car and got Piastri not to do it
>>152234114If he wins then Norris has to podium to win.
>>152234073should I do it? bookies still think goblando will win WDC, but the odds are tempting
>inb4 they won't show it in the cooldown room video
>hamilton 152>antonelli 150
Chances of plank DSQ?
>>152234235Not if Max won, because then he'd be up on wins.
>>152234230Fuck alonso, fuck kimi, fuck Mercedes
>>152234076as he should, the team literally gave away a key win or 1-2
>>152234171Not choking when he had to maximize points over norriz, specially in Azerbaijan
holy KWAB
>>152233522did not watch, was busy\death to mcl*ren, mercedes and hamilton, as usual
>>152234111He still has a quali to choke in.
Max gonna get Massa'd isnt it ???
Imagine this scenario>AMX 1>PIA 2>RUS 3>NOR 4does mclaren ask Oscar to be passed by Russell, do they just nerf his car and not make it happen in the first place, do they put him on a 2 stop? what happens?
show them antonelli in the cool down room
>>152234124Retard
>FIA WILL RIG IT AGAINST MAX AS PAYBACK FOR AD21HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK IT N***ERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>152234235no they both have 7 wins right now
>>152234121>American educationIf Norris and Max are equal on wins now, who'd be ahead if Max wins the next one?
>>152234073Stop the count!!!!!!!!
>>152234244>literally slows down
>mclaren win both wcc and wdc>their car, with its MERCEDES power unit badged on its front, will be plastered EVERYWHERE in media hmmm wonder what happened there
Wake me up when they call Antonelli to the Stewards.
>>152234170Max needs 1st but Norris must get p3 or below. Supposedly it should've been p2 but Toto asked kimi to let Norris pass.
mc laren is choking so hard, this looks like a bad script
YAKUB
>>152234264That looks like a shit return for 100 quid
>>152234129big 2007 vibes.
>>152234264nah, it's a waste of moneyunless goblinshit crashes it not happening
>>152234170VER wins if NOR is P4If it wasn't rigged he wins if NOR is P3 on 8-7 countbackNorris won't get another P2 but he doesn't need it anymore
>>152234278Team of mental midgets
10/10 cooldown room, would stay up all night to watch again
thank you based gasly
>>152234235Go back to school cunt
>>152234278I reckon they forgot what lap they were on, I reckon they thought it was lap 6, hence staying out
>>152234278
>>152234171crash into fat brown at 200mph
>>152234278A weakmind team through and through.
If Max qualifies P3 he can effectively decide which one of these papaya retards becomes wdc. Is norizz his iracing buddy?
>>1522342782007 2.0 Mental Fatigue Edition
What was that boy doing?
>>152234289>>152234121Meant to type bong education, but you're still more retarded than me
>>152234001lol
>>152234230What myth? What you just said is the official british take on alonso, since he cant win in the 9th car he is bad
if yugi doesn't put it in the top 5 in quali next week, he needs to be executed in the pitlane before the race
>>152234283Would Piastri accept this order?
>>152234264don't gamble mate, it is not good for you and you support disgusting jews who exploit addicts and ruin lives.
>>152234288oh yeah lol sorry
Imagine both mclarens take each other out in a massive fireball on lap 1
I FUCKING HATE KIMI YOU ITALIAN SON OF A BITCH
>>152234121Max would have one more win you inbred anglo cuck retard cocksucker
Cleary they didn't call a VSC on Hadjar puncture so that Noris could pass Gimi. This shit is absolutely rigged
>>152234333BJ imitation
>>152234302>>152234306ps3 odds are very tempting, but I guess the bookies know that papaya rules are bullshit
>>152234283Piastri's car is getting nerfed to shit next week, without him in the way Norris is pretty much guaranteed a P3 given the absolute state of Ferrari.
fake gimi needs to be violently rape corrected by zutts
>PS3 is going to win the race>fuck up the strategy and use Norizz' points advantage as a bufferdevilish
>>152234341you are an attention seeking faggot
>>152234278 so weak minded. i also loved gp's comment on antonelli. red bull the only with winner mentality
>>152234296>toto still seething
>hannah on podiumrightfully so
>they reopened a championship that had ended in September so that people would watch the second half of the season and McLaren now owned by an abu Dhabi investment group can win in Abu Dhabi
>hating on everything that doesn't hand Max the WDCnever disliked a group of fans so much in 21 years of F1 fandom
>>152234354Reminder Max get DNF on abu dhabi last year
>>152234171do a sonny hayes and demand they pit him to soft tyres or he's not leaving the pit box
>>152234278McLel is still a midfield team in their minds
>>152234354>ted kravitz invates the track, forcing an early end to the race so they hand out half of the points
Is the next race better for RB or Mclaren?
>>152233990Andrea should've been sent to Willy before jumping straight into Mercedes.
STRAT MOM PODIUM
>>152234264if lando wins it'll feel twice as badi'd bet on lando just for a crumb of comfort if he does win
>zi Engländer is beehind?>ja Copy>let im pasch
>>152234356It's your faul torger
>>152234278absolutely disgusting to see that team and drivers winning anything.
>ruins your WDCHow the FUCK do you respond?
just a reminder that without shartonelli's suicide dive in austria, amx would be level on points with the goblin right now
>>152234386What?
>>152234111kinda embarrassing having a title decider in yabba dabba in a car that won WCC back in Singapore
>>152234287>willAlready riggedIf Norizz can't manage a P4 with the fastest car on the grid why the fuck is he even there?
>>152234264it's a bad idea. lando needs p3 to win the championship and with mclaren it's possible ps3 will be asked to give a position for the championship at the end of the race
>>152234350If he accepts he's broken and will always be a bitch for McLeL.If he doesn't he gives them the middle finger but again gets relegated to 2nd driver in the team.
Thank you to all the anons who posted Sydney’s glorious Swinging Sweeneys during the race
>>152234376its not about max, its about lando not winningi would be completely fine with a ps3 wdc
Odds of Yuki doing a 2021 Abu Dhabi Perez?
>>152234395rape correction
>>152233990I vote to remove his title of Gimi
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN PLEASE RISE FOR THE DUTCH AND/OR BELGIAN AN/OR AUSTRIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM
>>152234278KWABOTY incoming
Nice job of McLel to rig it so it goes to Abu Dhabi and they get to pretend their retard drivers won in spite of the car. How are you guys still falling for it?
>>152234376ok unc
tu tu du du Maxu Fastappen
>>152234395
>>152234386reported to the fbi
>>152234356They are your historical allies, bro. Don't be harsh on them.
>>152234386no one can deepthroat a cock that big
what the FUCK is his problem?
>>152234372you see, 500 hours of therapy wasn't enough
>>152234412Yuki what an animal!
>>152234412Low but god damn it would be funny.
>>152234409me in the back
>>152234236Reminder that jannymarket is run by jannies who will referee the bet in their favor if the outcome is too close to call.
>>152234412only if he gets lapped really early on
>>152234421still terry
>>152234395build more shore defences on the falklands, put a few nukes on Stanley pointed at Buenos Aries
>>152234094Your meme is retarded. Max has been dooming most of the season.
>>152234435yeah and Italians are known to be traitors so nothing new
>>152234111He will crash during Q1 and start p20. He will spend the whole race stuck behind museo's drs train
>>152234428never goon
I'm from the future, double Mclaren engine failure in abu dhabu
>>152234406He loses with a p4 because he'll be tied for points but Max will have more wins.He needs P3 if Max wins.
>>152234442>500 hours of the rapy
The queen is on the podium
>>152234412while a lap downmake it happen
>needing it to go to the last race in the cheatclaren Shameful, fraudulent drivers
mommy on podium!
>>152234376Mclaren is the least deserving champion possibly ever. They are pathetic
>>152234386
hardcore sex with stratmommy right there on the podium
>>1522340047/10 because of championship implications3/10 without
>>152234459flag checks out
Hannah prap
>strat mommyoh neat
>>152234456That toneli not franco
>>152234113yyyyeah its over. I cant see Norris lose podium places. And Tsunoda needs be at max verstappen pace to keep his seat lol. Gonna skip next race
STRATMOMMMYYYYYYY
>>152234409Someone in the last thread said she was a right wing registered Republican
WET HANNAH INCOMING
>>152234481SOAK HER TITS MAX
Shit strategy from McLaren lost it for them when they were clearly quickest, on Pitstop one they tried to do it again to him. He likely ends up third now but all Lando has to do is get a top 4 with an overpowered car to cement a title won by anyone but Lando. A title won by stewards, corruption and favouritism
>>152234264Only gamble if you can get a refund.>But there are no refunds(That’s the point)
MAX THE GOAT
lowest energy podium of the yearno one is happy right now
>>152234472Yeah that was a typo.No way the fastest car can't even manage a podium.
>>152234287I have reported you to the Finnish Internet Police for racism. Just because you censored it doesn't mean you didn't say it, bigot.
>>152234471what about engine penalties? i havent really seen that many this season. normally, towards the end of the season there are lots of grid penalties because everone's putting another engine in
mommmyyyyyyyyyyyy
piss3 is so pissedfucking faggot die already
>>152234278What bunch of pathetic shitters. What did Rob Marshall see in these lot?
stratmommy <3
>>152234386SOPHIABROS? OUR GIRL IS A WHORE
>Norris can only win a WDC with a rocketship, with McLaren heavily favoring him AND with the help of a 18yo twink actively sabotaging Max several times in the year.LMAO
>We make sure Piastri loses the race because Norris bottled it at the start. The Papaya Rule. Ladies and Gentlemen
>VOTE RUSSELLREMEMBER HE STARTED 4TH>HE DRIVES FOR THOSE FRAUDS M*RCEDEShttps://strawpoll.com/polls/xVg71m3YQyrhttps://strawpoll.com/polls/xVg71m3YQyrhttps://strawpoll.com/polls/xVg71m3YQyr>HE DRIVES FOR THOSE FRAUDS M*RCEDESREMEMBER HE STARTED 4TH>VOTE RUSSELL
i wanted to make thread to post this as OP and be criticized for it
>P10 to P8 >Because of 2 DNFsFerrari moment
>>152234366>Max and Norris take each other out.>Oscar cruises to P1 and WDCWould be kino and way better than Norris.
would you have reverse cowgirl sex with cum in vagina with hannah?
Post Mommy breeding hips on podium
STRATMOMMY
Is that....WOMAN ON PODIUM? QATAR WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>hannah cute clapping car lossbuilt for BIC (Big Iberian Cock)
Lol she is so awkward
>>152234490yeh I know
>hannahunironically so fucking hot
>>152234519did she get fat or pregnant
they should have put up the mclaren strategist instead kek
stratmommy definitely has autism
>>152234517god forbid a white man shows a little emotion
>>152234537Jajaja very funny
>you now remember ferrari
>>152234511sainz is
HOLY DUMPER
>>152234321They were simracing buds during covid I think and sometimes with leclerc, before he turned edgy last year. Although norizz was the bigger twitch streamer at that time.Thing is Max is very kind towards younger drivers and usually acts as a mentor for them. I'm guessing Mclaren decided such fraternity in videogame streaming is harmful for his competitive mindset in F1 so they trained his current insufferable, badboy persona.
>>152234113>Amx win, NOR 4th or worseThis is literally impossible. It's fucking over
>>152234475>500 hours of the rapy
Jesus Christ we've got two autists on stage.
UNF GIGAHIPS
hannah could in 5 minutes come up with a strategy to unfuck my whole life
What is Ferrari thinking rn
>>152234523didn't watch, voted Russell, Hamilton as always
>>152234412For all the shit people gave Checo, Yuki is nowhere even close.
>>152233990how did the overhead missed all the wobble?it even had a censor bar.
>>152234437>no one can deepthroat a cock that biglook up sladkislivki
>Hannah on PodiumBased and happypilled
Stop lusting over women you disgusting pigs
>>152234544>desk job>Red Bull catering budgetwhat do you think?
>>152234376I dont give a shit if Stroll wins the WDCI just need norris to lose
>>152234557>impossibleit literally happened today
>>152234235everyone point and laugh at the arrogant retard
>>152234550do I have to?
>>152234386Creep!
If Landon needs to finish 4th, then who the fuck can fit into 2nd and 3rd places?Two mercs?
>>152234412very slimbut it'd be funny
>tfw she will never ride you all night long while whispering sweet strategies into your ear
Indononce status?
>>152234568>One more race
>>152234512Yeah, needs someone to crash into him or get really unlucky with the safety cars.
Colapinto bros...what the heck happened?????
>>152234287Moi Hamilton
>>152234568The pace is right there is just a matter of time both drivers find it according to vasseur
>>152234573no way tsunami keeps the 2nd RBR seat next year
>>152234596CHRIST
>>152234555>Thing is Max is very kind towards younger drivers and usually acts as a mentor for themWhen he was a young driver the other ones acted like bitches to him, except for Alonso, right?
Which WDC is worse>lando>damon
i can’t fucking deal with the idea of norris winning the wdc, what a weakminded whiny bitch. Even Hamilton at his whiniest was never this fucking pathetic.
>>152234596i wanna force her to do a 5k in under 30 minutes.
Sainz needs a p4 to be ahead of albon, he wont get it, but if he does and wins albon, with all the bad luck he had this season, albon should retire, this has been his best season, and being behind carlos, that had a bad season and horrible luck, is not acceptable
>>152234596god damn she THICK
>>152234579I think I would breed her
>>152234596Giv strat wife
>>152234590you know she shlicks to those pictures
you guys very much underestimate how serious bottler norris isEven today he was shitting left aned right and it wasnt as big pressure wise as AD will be.he will have a fizzy drink factory when he retires for sure
>>152234601sucking off shartonelli in the merc garage
>>152234596cor
>>152234615d hill easily
Lando will lock it in during the heat of Q3 in Abu Dhabi right lads?
>ynr spain>ynr k*mi killing max>ynr that dead bull freakshow in whatever sprint race
>>15223459624/7 sex with this mama
>>152234596woww, what does that bodyshape even look like without clothing
>>152234596lethal
>>152234523Nah, that belongs to fucking Kimi. He will never do this unless being asked to do it. >>152233990
>>152234596What are these proportions called?
>>152234590>fbi closing /spee/would be a great day, but fucking doubt it , lel
>>152234591Maybe Abu Dhabi can be one of those races where Ferrari and/or Merc is suddenly quick again
>>152234596>tatsoh hannah.what is it about lighthouses you like so much that you'd brand yourself with them for?
>>152234615At least H*ll won a championship when he got his turn in a rocketship
So is indo just a seething brownie with a grudge against whitey? Only ever seems to support his kind, I doubt he even likes f1 honestly
max needs mercedes to double podium to win the championship or a mercedes and punished ps3 who won't give position for the championship.
>>152234596literally perfect child bearing hips
>>152234596thanks im gonna kms now
ITS NOT OVER
>>152234615Never thought it would be possible, but Lando is even more embarrassing than Hill
>>152233922RELENTLESS
>>152234591Mercedes, Williams, maybe Ferrari
the script for 2025 was always "t rex max + abu dabi title decider" they needed a blockbuster season finale to generate buzz since the american audiences are getting tired of abu dabi 2021 seasons. so now they are remaking 2021.
>>152234624cute
>>152234615Damon, Lando is not wdc :^)
>>152234596>porcelain skin>dark hair>breeding figuredios mio
>>152234596This is what peak female performance looks like
>>152234614Yeah, Alonso would just bitch about his recklessness.
>>152234568leaked footage from leclerc's room
>>152234612 >>152234622 >>152234626 >>152234631 >>152234648 >>152234653 >>152234655 >>152234656 >>152234658reminder:
JOOWFUCKINGHO, NIET MEER NORMAAL
>>152234591I think only a Norris crash would make him lose. The Mercedes quite clearly are letting Mclaren pass them the last two races. Ferrari is Ferrari.
>>152234661basado
>>152234658pear-shaped methinks
>>152234170Lando p3 or better = LANDO WDCVerstappen win + Lando P4 or worse = Verstappen WDCPiastri Win + Lando P6 or worse = Piastri WDC
>>152234586abu dhabi is one of mclaren's best tracks and there won't be a mandatory 2 stop next week
>>152234655Like heaven I bet
polymarket status?
>>152234129Our electronic old men and their flexibility has allowed us to make progress to the mythical city on the hills.
that useless shit yuki could keep norris out of wdc in abu dabhi. Unfortunately he is gay and useless
>>152234673It does not matter how wide hips are, like boob size does not matter with milk.
>>152234615Yes
>>152234596too fat
>>152234596how come R Hannah gets the gooners on /sp/ going? normally any bongslag is ridiculed
>>152234700Yes we know they're all whores
>>152234596If Stratmommy has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Stratmommy has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Stratmommy has only one fan then that is me. If Stratmommy has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Stratmommy, then I am against the world.AMEN
>>152234713god I'd go for a pear right now
>>152234601Copypasting 4/5 year old posts like a mentally unwell subhuman pretending he hasnt been btfo for acutal, literal years
>>152234726it matters to my dick
How gay is Kimi on a scale from 1 to I let the McLaren Pass?
Mclaren would've pitted at the start if it had been Norris in P1.
>>152234700thats just some cable routed under her clothes
>>152234523>russell undervoted yet yet yet againit does seem like /f1/ actually likes narb... what's wrong with you people
>stella admitting not pitting was done to favour lando norrislmao
>>152234735because they think they'd have a shot with her by trying to woo her with car talk
>>152234721
>>152234668welcome to /f1/
>>152234735WE like pear hourglasses.
>>152234590surely she doesn’t event know what /sp/ is
I can't believe today is the day George didn't actually do anything
>>152234757bold strategy
>>152234526you should have done it faggot
>>152234129>Staying out during SC so you can be flexible for.. hypothetical future SC???This is Ferrari 2022 level clownery
>>152234738i know a girl who thinks the same but about stroll
REMINDER #1: #2 RB CAR HAS GOTTEN 30 POINTS THIS SEASON, MAX 396. #2: 2025 MCLAREN IS IN THE TOP-10 MOST DOMINANT F1 CARS EVER.THIS IS ALREADY COMPLETELY UNSEEN BY A MILE IN F1, ONLY POSSIBLE BECAUSE THE GOAT OF THE SPORT (BY A DISTANCE) HAS DRIVEN HIS BEST SEASON YET.
>>152234341the gestapo will put him in jail.
>>152234714PS3 WINS
>>152234757source?
24-0 status?table status?m*rcedes status..?
right fuck this, i'm off to watch train videos. see you cumbrained losers next weekendhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhqRAY1jQo8
>>152234745Disgusting pig
>>152234734for (you)
>>152234753no that's a piece of metal routed through her nipple
>>152234523What happened to gimi
>>152234735>Schmitzclaiming her for Germany
stupid gimii had abba's "gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight" and britney spears' "gimme more" youtube links ready to go but he's right fucked it
Hannah is unironically cute, very womanly in her movements.
>>152234680i dont remember the kenosha kid having an eotech on his ar, is this some aienhanced nonsense or am i just going crazy?
>>152234769>>152234700>>152234596
>>152234752Of course, and reminder that oscar pitted 1 lap earlier to help lando so that they didnt have to pit them in the same lap and to give him clear air during 1 lap so that he could get in front of alo
>>152234715>abu dhabi is one of mclaren's best tracks and there won't be a mandatory 2 stop next weekFuggIf Stroll takes away both Mclarens by accident does he become our hero?
>didn't pit in favour of nowinsthey really are going to throw the WDC aren't they
>>152234776He hates max, it makes a ton of sense that he would give lando an extra place
next week red bull has to activate tsunoda or the racing bulls
>>152234803Hopefully off getting molested by Zak right now
>>152234786What actually happens if this happens?
>>152234341Based jd vance
>Constant oversteers and mistakes>McClaren car still carries the driver ahead regardlessLmao
>>152234788colapinto is still on the table
>>152234596i never had such an instant boner from looking at someone's hipsdear god imagine the tummy and her wide hipsPHWOARRRRR
>>152234779yeah, exactlythe flexibility they really got was possibly being forced to pit after lap 32 with everyone else
>if mclel pitted, we'd get pia-ver-nor or pia-nor-ver, piastri gets closer to norris by 10 and 7 points respectively>mclel didn't pit, piastri got closer by 6 points, was about to only get closer by 3 but gimi and sainz were underestimatedthis was not a blunder, this was deliberate piastri sabotage from mclaren side. verstappen will be taken care of, current directive is to kill the chances of piastri realistically winning the championship and using him as a willing pawn in the plan rather than as an opponent to overcome. that's why piastri was so mad.
>>152234734
>>152234129noooooooooo you can't just lock yourself to the best strategy. you need to be able to pick ferrari strategies
>>1522344120Perez did it with dead tyres by not pitting while he still was 1stIf yuki gets laped and he actually disrepect the blue flag in such a crucial moment redbull will get into trouble
>>152234820pisstree should take out norris
kek did we even see hamilton at any point this race?
>>152234783nah mclel are just doing a cosplay of 2007
>>152234833argies, explain
We all know what's coming, ladsOne week until greatness
How would Homolton have fared in this years Williams
Thanks for nothing.
This is the way
>>152234412lmao no chance
>>152234652reminder that once they kicked horner, amx started to go fast
Really got a feeling Fake Kimi will bottled it. You people are retards not expecting Lando to get 4th. All of F1 people already expecting this
>>152234828some convoluted second/third/fourth/fifth stat countback
>>152234778>ywn sloppily makeout with herits so over
>>152234809gimi doesn't like fun
Serious lack of ahhahahhahahahah posting in this thread, why is that?
>>152234851they showed special sar poois camera when he got 14th and that was it
>>152234833all "entertainment" TV shows need to be banned
>>152234113>>Amx 2nd, NOR 8th or worse>>Amx 3rd, NOR 9th or worseNot if PIA is ahead of Max
>>152234862Give him a championship winning car if you want him to go fast, retard
>>152234863russell would let norris past
POST PEAR SHAPED WOMEN IN HONOR OF THE QUEEN STRATEGIST OF RED BULL
>>152234863Russell isn't going to finish in front of Norris and I don't mean because he won't be fast enough.
>>152234863ps3 please drop back 2 positions for the championshipno
>>152234863>russell>staying p3
This feels scripted
>>152234856We love joda simple as
>>152234863The Mercedes would let Norris pass.
>>152234878they are trying to find the next schizo takes and spam them over for a week
>>152234770She gets a bunch of letters
>wdc leader>shits the bed this hard ontop of needing nonstop coaching>needed a rookie shitting himself to keep in itActually the worst outcome for the sport
>>152234863Russell is not letting AMX win sister
>>152234849Yuki's special overall and helmet for Abu Dhabi released
I'm sure one of you has done the math, would Piastri be in a bigger lead currently than Norris if Mclaren hadn't fucked Piastri over with team orders during the season?
>>152234851did he go off being chased by lauwson, early? or was that charles? anyway haha
>>152234882If Dead Bull had a decent second driver, they could have competed for constructor champ as well
>>152234889PIA P2 would not be enough to outscore amx
>>152234863>>152234892ThisIf kimi would do it, narb would also do it
>>152234851>kek did we even see hamilton at any point this race?There was one moment, I believe on SC restart when they showed Ham in the small video window on the left doing absolutely nothing in P14
>>152234523Hey poll guy, can I suggest a change for the next year? Make a second team exposure poll next year. Sometimes both drivers do their best but still get fucked by the second party. Bad strats, bad pitstops, that kinda thing, not something to expose the pilot for but something to blame entirely on the team.
Some of you niggas be like >the 9th car is slower than the fastest car since mercedes 2020, this must be because of the driver
>>152234828>>152234868pastry wins on p1 countback (8 vs 7 and 7)
So what's the results needed for either gobl*ndo, Max or Piastri to win?
You retards realize Max gonna get Abu Dhabi'd right ?By Abu Dhabi'd i mean Massa on 2008 Brazil
kek
>massive car advantage >zero pressure>kwab anyway
>>152234863ruslel got his contract he's shit again
>goblando being a catty faggot in his interviewTopkek
>>152234039He had one job
>>152234892Russell is a petty bitch, he'd keep Norris behind just so Norris wouldn't get a WDC before him and he can still be the guy to dethrone Max
>>152234900Fuck you talking about Merc is fast as fuck in Straights and Abu has lot of straights
>>152234930oh I thought Piastri was 3 points behind but it's 4
>>152234952We just need to make it through this season.
>>152234921YeahBut they don't want the #2 driver to win
>>152234952fuck me, hes built different
Ok then. heres the real one
I'm looking forward to /f1/ have a mature and nuanced reaction when Goblando wins the WDC because of Antonelli's mistake.
>>152234952I also go on reddit to find funny pictures like this one, bro
>>152234969read esl nigga read
>>152234113>Without Gimi choke there'd be a lot more possible permutationsthe real kino we have been denied is seeing if McLel order Oscar to move over if they were running VERPASNOR
>>152234939too complicated
have fun reading the seethehttps://x.com/McLarenF1/status/1995184526763733133
>tfw no stratmommy gf
>>152234947Max has to win and Norris must podium if Max wins. Otherwise Norris wins unless he doesn't get any points.
Now that the dust is settling just how dominating is that McLaren compared to cars like the 2004 Ferrari or 2020 Merc? They have midpack drivers and mid pack strategy and yet will still win the double.
>>152234947Goblin = 3rdMax = 1st and goblin 3rdPiastri = Both goblin and max DNFIts still 15% chance for Max to winPiastri is 0,000000000000001%
>>152234947both amx and ps3 have to win, goblin can come 3rd-5th at least and still be okay
>races goes bad>lando is mentally bwokenevery time
>>152234921ps3 could have won 3/4 races ago if he hadn't completely fallen off after Monza
>>152234988>seethingkek u mad lil bro
>>152234287When does Sainz get to have a WDC rigged for him, Max has already had his turn
RUTHLESS AND RELENTLESS
>>152234882this makes it look like the season was closebut in fact it was just mclaren being retarded for half the races
>>152235004>autistically clapping like a seal
>>152235000cute op by mclaren>gotta stay positive we definitely didn't start 1-2
>>152235004jesus fuck she's so hot dude
>>152234927if max raced for racing bulls instead of dead bull he would have been champion last week
>>152235006It's no Brawn
>>152235004THICCCwhat are some onlyfans that match her bodytype?
>>152234982If Alonso does this with his current car, I kneel Would Hamilton lose his 1st podium, if he were 3rd to make Max lose?
>>152235004She's so cute bros
>>152235000Hahahaha yeah that’s the big takeaway of that.
>>152235007Yeah, had it been 1 pia 2 max 3 norris it would have been similar but with pia isntead of max
>>152234863How powerful will be /f1/ seethe when oscar slows down and let norris through so norris can finish 3rd?
>>152235004i feel the need to breed
>>152234947For Max to win, Norris needs to come 4th or lower.
I could have not qualified very well, not scored any points and saved Ferrari $100m in the processMakes you think
>>152234947>goblandop3>maxp1 with goblando p4>piastrip1 with goblando p7
>>152235007Max needs 1st and Goblin 4th, thanks to Fake Gimi
>>152235004would plap until my hips turn into mush
>>152235000lol wtf
>>152235004>autistic clapping>still a slut with pierced nipsSigh...
>>152235067I hate narg so much it's unreal
>>152235058I will be booking flights
>>152234856shitskin culture
>>152235000Surprisingly found some kino. Is this sloppa ?
>>152235008>>152235007>>152235005Fuck this is grim, you just know Piastri is gonna DNF on the formation lap via electronics. I still have hope for an AMX win though
>>152234997Add them to the same list then. We'll just vote Stroll, Norris, Ferrari.
>>152235007>Max = 1st and goblin 3rdnope, goblando needs to be 4th, you thank the twinkimi for that
>>152234985Mistakes*That twink took out Max in AustriaNorris us a fraud WDF
>>152235093the good kind, but yes
>>152235006Mclaren is barely top-10 in most dominant cars of the last 50 years, Merc top-3, Ferrari slightly ahead of Mclaren.
>>152234235British math
>>152234668welcome to non-whites
His smile is gone.Good.
>>152235058No no no. Oscar will be eternally hated if he does that. Hasn't he already bent over enough?
fat brown about to start throwing excuses
gotta hand it to Lando and Mclaren, going from front row to behind a Williams is pretty impressive
>Max Verstappen will win the title in Abu Dhabi if he wins the race and Norris finishes P4 or lower.It's so over
>>152235093of course it is
>>152235029It's more the Redbull being a absolute fucking tractor in the first half of the season.
>>152235103Wrong, he has to be 3rd even now.
>>152235103No, tied on points, max wins because has 8 wins and lando 7
>>152235058Will Oscar do it? "Oscar give up your 2nd place and your podium finish so Lando can win. Be a good second driver"
>>152235085I hate female F1 'fans' so much it's unreal
mclel needs to just man up and tell piastri to play 2nd fiddleTHEY CAN NOT LET RETARD STAPPEN WIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!piastri job list for abu dabi:>GIVE LANDO TOW IN QUALI, SABOTAGE MAX WHEN POSSIBLE AND WITHIN ALLOWED LIMIT>EITHER 1: OUTQUALIFY MAX AND HOLD HIM BACK AFTER HE PITS>OR 2: OVERCUT MAX IN THE RACE SO WHEN HE COMES OUT ON HIS 2ND STINT, SLOW HIM DOWN AT THE COST OF YOUR OWN RACE>IF NOTHING ELSE WORKS, GO BOWLING!!!!!!!!!!THEY NEED TO MANUFACTURE THIS WDC IF NOTHING ELSE!!!!!!!!!! THE RETARDSTAPPEN CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>152235067>>piastri>p1 with goblando p7calculated wrong, p6
>>152235133Norris will not finish the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix.
>>152235066>he would have done it for freeis this a roundabout way of admitting you're a janny tranny?
GUYS GUYS GUYSMcLaren still has flexibility for the pitstopsshoudl we worry?
>>152235131>It's amateur hour out there!
In the end Norris being 4th or 5th today barely matters because PS3 would've been forced to let Norizz past anyway if they were 2nd and 3rd behind Max
>>152235004built like a cone
>>152235058>oscar slows down and let norris throughand then Max engine blows up on the final lap and he just gave away the WDC in the most cuck way possible
>>152234779They clearly didn't do it because it would have put Lando further behind Piastri, is what the voices are telling me.
>max just having fun>unironically all smiles>has mentally broken the entirety of mclelAll of their interviews so far have come off like it's all ogre already
>>152235146agree
>>152235143No, max would win by 1 point
>>152235162Let's hope they operate with this level of flexibility of this race in Abu Dhabi
Verstappenchuds, how's it looking for us in Abu Dhabi?
>>152235091Shalom
>tp mad about 21>jorg hates max>team supplies engines to mclel>2nd driver just manufactured a cucking to mclel>narb is the only hope of stopping norizz
>>152234412Z-Z-Z-ZERO
>>152235058he's never doing that again though
>>152234833why colapintu is still driving and why argentina still have money to fund him despite being bankrupt?
>>152235000this is what happens when you don't yell at your team for messing up but still winning anyway
>>152235058Why would they? They will put oscar on some weird ass strategy or mistakenly mess up his setup. Now Max needs two cars in between him and l*ndo and unless Russell and talibantonelli stepup where they didn't today, that's not happening. And remember they're mercuck powered
Its time for Yuki to be useful and start crashing everything orange
>>152235183Because they know that Max has proven it's the car, not them.
>>152234868Race wins, PS3 will be on 8, Max and Norris on 7
I dont understand why you are blaming alo, that would never be ahead of the mclarens, and not jorge, that without his bad start would have been
>>152234386my granma saw thatshame on you
how does ps3 win the chip?
>>152235196Well if we look at statistics
I thought Zak was smart, I just didnt like him. Now I realize hes also a fucking idiot.
I'm just saying that this season won't be complete without McLaren's crashing each other out over the championship and I don't mean Hulk launching a heat seeking missile on them and then putting responsibility on Piastri somehow
>>152235019>ps3 could have won 3/4 races ago if he hadn't completely fallen off after MonzaVery convenient I'd say.
>>152234988>self-reporting
How many of us are sitting here waiting until post race scrutineering is done?
Imagine this scenario1. Mclaren makes Oscar give up his position to Lando2. Lando crashes3. Max ONLY beats Oscar because Oscar lost time letting Lando passHow would that go?
>>152234982>>152234863Neither of these work, because McLel will just bring PS3 in to give Norris the WDC
Speechless and hairless.
The problem with other cars helping Max will be that on pace Mclaren will be on front row by .3 of a gap, Tsunoda P15, RBs around 10th. So it will have to be a Norris collapse or Max somehow manufacturing a crash without losing out to Piastri.
TOTALMCLARENOBLITERATION
>>152235241Papya rules dictate he cant
Tora tora tora yuki tsunoda
Hypothetical scenarios and all that are cool but no way McLaren doesn't have just as much pace dominance as they had todayMax will need not only to extract everything from the car but also pray for Lando DNF or some safety car shithousery
>>152235294>>152235294>>152235294
>>152235262but i did eat breakfast this morning
>>152235253This is the only way this season should truly end.
>>152234982they would have oscar retire the car andt hat moves lando to p3
>>152235243Max got a DNF, so...
>>152235226>TSU's last race in a big RB>lets his kamikaze spirit take over to die with a honoraburu dispraywould be kino
>104 points ahead>now 4 points behind
>>152235262Piastri is probably gone in 2027 no matter the outcome of the next race
>>152235186>>152235142wrongmax is on 396, if he wins, he gets 25 points, so he'll be on 421lando is on 408, if he gets p3, he gets 15 points, and wins the WDC on 423
>>152234114It either happens or it doesn't
>>152235220>Safety car>Piastri asks to pit>"uh, not right now, Oscar"
imagine this scenario>naomi facetimes you to tell you that you're the father of her baby how would that go?
>>152235058>implying he will even be in a position to have a choicethey'll "mess up" his stop way before that happens
>>152235007the question is, oscar, lando is faster than you.do you copy?
is this about to be the most fraudulent wdc of all time if norris wins? its actually unbelievable how rigged this shit is
>>152235241Win and hope Norris bottles it and doesn't podium. Nothing less.
both ps3 and max championships are unrealistic without lando being forced to dnf anywaymax needs lando p5, there aren't enough people fast enough to stuff between them, maybe two mercs and piastri but piastri will be told to retire the car in the last lap if he's between them and then max get massa'd out of a championshiposcar needs lando p7, not happening lolyou better calculate how low both of them can be in case norris actually does dnf
These guys saved Norris' ass and ruined the last race by being fucking terrible, say something nice about them /f1/
Yfw it's Fernando (miraculously) in P3 in the final laps of AD giving Norris his own Petrov moment?
Don't let NARG bottling the last lap make you forget that NARB bottled the entire fucking race
It is also pretty funny that neither Verstappen or Piastri can now play the "hold up Norris" Hamilton tactic in Abu Dhabi since they need to beat each other also.If Verstappen slows down to block Norris he risks Piastri overtaking him and 8 wins beats 7.If Piastri slows down to block Norris he risks Verstappen overtaking him and 8 wins beats 7.The real interesting fight will be Alonso vs Hulkenberg vs Hadjar since Hadjar couldn't keep his tyres alive for 25 laps.And If Sainz manages a random 5th again he overtakes Albon.
>>152235138They were never a tractor, Yuki is pure shit and Max made mistakes at times, the car was never worse than third fastest on the grid and the Mercs and McLels are driven by spazzes so Max could hang with them easily
Max may be lose WDC. But he still the best driver over McLel driver especially Norris.Just a reminder :- Pecco bagnana wins MotoGP WDC. Two Times- Jorge Martin wins MotoGP WDC last year- Joan MirWe will make fun of Norris as FRAUD CHAMPION next year
>>152235428Got the contract so he no longer cares
>>152234375thisjust follow the money and you shall find all the answers
>>152235488Pecco and Mir deserved their titles, fuck Jorge that sprint merchant
>>152235449Nah the car had major issues. Horners head rolled because of it.
>>152235006the fact that two morons with retarded strategies dominated this hard should explain it all
>>152235538Pecco is absolutely oblirerated by Marc Marquez though. Hes a fraud with Ducati rocketship
>>152235241win the race and not oscar finished 6th
IT'S A FUCKING HEADSET CABLE IN HER SHIRT YOU FUCKING RETARDS HOLY FUCK WE EVEN SEE IT ON THE OTHER TEAM MEMBERS I FUCKING HATE YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>152235085yeah this is the first mclaren fan to say something i agree with
>>152235611Pecco's pace made no sense this season and no way it was just mental like how can you dominate everyone including Marc in Japan but the races before and after battle Chantra for P15I still rate him high
Ferrari 1-2-3
>>152235253>least retarded conclusion to a medshitter title fight
>>152235000mclel got a lot of roastie fans so its bound to be retarded tantrum, waste of time to read
>>152235735he was too busy giving advice to bulega instead of focusing on his own driving.
>>152235683sad cope
Emma Raducanu posted ‘go Max!’ On Instagram 25 mins ago
>>152235772Is WEC on?
>>152234483TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>152235871If Bulega did the opposite of Pecco's advice he'd have been on the podium kek
>>152235909passport taken and deported back to gypsyland
>>152235007goblin will dnf and an hero
>>152235538Spent an entire year hearing about how the GP25 was somehow ruined when it was the same bike as the GP24s except with maybe 2 more horsepower and a lower ride height device then he got his 2024 forks and ride height device to make everything the same and still thought it was now unrideable at tracks he didn't have a massive pace buffer from last year just because it wasn't half a second faster than the bikes the Marquezs were riding anymore.Like keep in mind that he is really not smart, so he literally believes that if you give him the same bike and he needs to ride 1:30 to win and it's easy but you need to ride 1:29.7 to win and it's hard it's because something is now wrong with the bike because he was winning last time.
>>152235988as far as i remember he won the race
>>152235365biggest fraud since keke rosberg certainly
>>152235004remember this what they took from us
Nobody ever talks about Willy.Is the consensus that James Vowles is doing a preddy excellent job at Williams?
>>152235365Hamilton won 7 bro we're never seeing something as fraudulent as that again
>>152236268Considering how mismanaged Wilhelms was, it doesn't say anything at all about his performance.
>>152234596>>152234655>>152234717>try to imagine it (me who can barely see any mental image easily)>get a vague glimpse of it>get bonerhngggg
>>152235365>fraudulent>rigged Words have lost al meaning
>>152236531are you saying this season isn’t rigged? nigga what have you been watching
>>152235172shut the fuck up
P1.
>>152237258The only thing bigger than her ass is her forehead
>>152237258ZAMN
