>Lap:#8251>Countdown to Abba Dabba GP:https://f1exposure.com>Last lap:>>152233922>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481641>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:23>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:214>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:224 (223 starts)>2025 WDC Standings:NOR: 408 (+12)VER: 396 (+25)PIA: 392 (+18)RUS: 309 (+8)LEC: 230 (+4)>2025 WCC Standings:McLaren Mercedes: 800 (+30)Mercedes: 459 (+18)Red Bull RBPT: 425 (+25)Ferrari: 382 (+4)Williams Mercedes: 137 (+15)>2025 WEC StandingsHAM: 1,371.39 (+73.87)NOR: 1,280.29 (+73.87)TSU: 1,276.92 (+75.68)>News:Race: VER PIA SAI NOR ANT RUS ALO LEC LAW TSU ALB HAM BOR COL OCO GAS STR HADVerstappen is DOTD'Super happy to win here' - Verstappen'Tough to swallow at the moment' - Piastri'I’m over the moon because I didn't expect it' - SainzVery important poll: https://strawpoll.com/polls/xVg71m3YQyr
i hate this """sport"""
gimi
it's amx
I hope kwabtonelli gets fucked in the ass by Fat Brown as thanks for his service.
would you have reverse cowgirl sex with hannah with cum in vagina for 1 million dollars?
Defend this
The problem with other cars helping Max will be that on pace Mclaren should be on front row by .3 of a gap, Tsunoda P15, RBs around 10th. So it will have to be a Norris collapse or Max somehow manufacturing a crash without losing out to Piastri.
TOTO A SHIT
>Leave Norris to me
mclaren is an obnoxious team and norris is a hideous person and driverthe combination of which makes me feel extreme disgustI wish nothing but complete and total obliteration for both of them
M5X
>>152235353Give him a faster car
>>152235325>>152235349I would marry her
amx
>wins you the championship
>>152235353am car a shitqatar track a shit
>152235186>152235142wrongmax is on 396, if he wins, he gets 25 points, so he'll be on 421lando is on 408, if he gets p3, he gets 15 points, and wins the WDC on 423
reminder that PS3 gifted Norris 3 points because he's a massive cuck
Lando should not win. He would be the most undeserving winner of recent times
SHITonelli rigged the championship for SHITlarens:Miami unsafe releaseBarcelona parkingAustria torpedoQatar move over
>"Kimi, Lando is faster than you. Do you copy?"What did they mean by this?
i still dont see how max is gonna win thisits not realistic to expect norris or mclel to fuck up that badly
>>152235353Gatekeeping old man. You have to be able to pass Alonso to become a true racer.
it doesn't matter if Norris winshe already sealed his faith: worst WDC since Hill
>even if he doesnt win>max has utterly exposed retards in rocketshipsTruly a hill-esque year
>>152235353
>>152235366TOTAL T*RGER DEATH>>152235398*6
>mclel faking disappointment when they can easily gift norris the WDCI'm tired boss
How many of us are sitting here waiting until post race scrutineering is done?Surely the ZakLarens won't be illegal a second time in a row...right?Right?
I'm not ready to have another Damon Hill tier WDC lads
>ynr "flexibility"
Will you forgive him if he does a Latifi?
>>152235412Both drivers would have to fuck up, since it is a good track for them.
crazy how british f1 tv ads basically had no brown people pre ....2010? less than a generation, and now 90% of british f1 tv ads are brown people.
all scipted btw
>>152235429I'm obviously counting PS3 out of the championship fight.
>>152235412I mean Norizz just got P4 today so...
Pregnant Laura Winter.
>>152235412the funny thing is, I cant tell if youre serious or not
>>152235446very flexibly they didn't have to double stack! haha
>>1522354296 is the distance between them 2, but the distance to max was only increased by 3
McLaren drags their rocket ship to fucking Abu Dhabi.Max meanwhile is driving in a tractor.Lando COULD NOT OVERTAKE A ROOKIE
>>152235412
>you did everything right and were the fastest by a mile>you somehow still managed to losesun's just not shining on him is it
>>152235450Frankly yes
>>152235370I feel like Chuck would absolutely murder Lando in the same machinery
Max can not win the championship. Norris still has 12 point lead and piastri is only 4 points behind him. He just can not win it. He was 104 points behind, it is not happening. It can not.
>>152235398Piastri had to show his loyalty to the team, otherwise they'd pull the plug on his car much earlier. If he kept that position, he'd be battling it out with Russell for third right about now, not sneaking a championship claim into a rigged system.
>>152235412On pure race pace, yeah it's basically over, we gonna need some sort of fuckery.
We need Charles LeGoat and Are Jorj to be alive next weekend. If it's a Chuck Lecuck and NARB weekend then Max is fucked.
>>152235469ah right-o
Without kimi, lando would need p2 in abudabi if max wins?
Piastri deported back to australia for his crimesGoblando sewerslideMax fifth wdcLechuck into protective custodyCloning technology is perfected to give me an in her prime felicity jones wifeGIMI
>>152235349>>152235325>Sex with Hannah>She plans out the perfect thrusting pace to assure maximum ejaculation and orgasm
>>152235353based museo
>>152235405If Verstappen had just kept his cool in Spain he would be 2 points behind Norris.
If Norris were P1 McLaren would have pitted both on lap 7
>>152235294NEW >>152234041>>152234041>>152234041>>152234041
>>152235446kek
Can somebody thats not a retard explain to me how it is actually possible they could have changed something on Kimis car remotely to make it wiggle or tire spin a little bit?Change in throttle mapping?
>>152235472>someone not only fucked that man-faced ugly bitch but did so without a condom
>>152235568Scared?
>>152235412We see I don't think Max wins but McLaren are a shanty town of Marnello tier
>>152235470Because Mclaren fucked up with the pitstop
>final lap of AD>VER P1>RUS P2>PIA P3>NOR P4Does Piastri let Lando past?
>>152235446Old men and their flexibility
>>152235568spastic
>>152235491To be fair, outside of Piastri on Antonell I don't think there was any overtaking today.And the only guy who tried it got killed by Gasly.
>>152235537hamilton will want to show he's not old and decrepit and somewhere 'good', but in the race, following a circus of errors, he will dnf himself, lando and ps3
russell is the only one with the skill to ruin landos championship ( which I hope he does ). Fuck gimi
>>152235546Yeah i think soKimi or jorge, that i dont underatand why you are letting him go unpunished, kimi at least helped sainz
>>152235570A fucking ANT
>>152235576Toto directly reciting the torah into his earpiece
>>152235546Yes, it made a huge difference.
>>152235568why are you like this? why continue this behaviour when not a single person wants you here or engages with you on a serious level? why continue to put yourself in this hostile environment
Mclaren WILL fuck it up again in Abu Dhabi
death to all doomposters
REMINDER THAT PIASTRI PULLED 8 SECONDS ON MAX (A FAR SUPERIOR DRIVER) IN 15 LAPS WITH 7 LAP OLDER MEDIUMS, IN A NORMAL RACE THERE IS NO WAY TO FIGHT THE MCLARENS IN ABU DHABI.
>>152235600100%, that's why shit is grim.
>>152235600ANTONELLI P20 CRASHES INTO MAX BECAUSE OF BRAKE CHECKING HIM
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>>152235584It's ascites.
>>152235600he would, he has done it in the past.
>>152235568
>>152235613no way Ferralel renew his contract. They've made their merch money now, he's being cut loose.
Just did psychodelics and God told me Norris will choke and be out in Q1 next week.
>>152235504He bottled his WDC chances cause of his shit performance from Baku to Vegas. But i still feel bad for him a little cause he team did nothing to help him.
This is it. Digits and max wins it.
>>152235613>and somewhere*and qualify somewhere>>152235600rus can take ver out, always
>>152235607Hulk passed charles and alonso lost 2 places with the spin and hadjar, well, pass only hulkd then
You guys inhaled too much hopiumIt's gonna be a disgusting 3rd place WDC and you know it
>>152235418>>152235425Hill was robbed by Schumie the year before, so w/e.
damn, we could've used the double points for the final race rule here
>>152235600No Piastri will remember the 3 points he lost in Monza and the fact McLaren "strategy" got him P3 in the drivers
>>152235600>RussellIt's more likely to be Antonelli these days friend.George is finished.
>>152235600NARB would let both pass
>>152235325>flinching at her own clapping HNNnnngggbrbrbrbbrbr
I wish a very cross-threading to all 8 McL*ren wheels next week
it's over it was always over
>>152235661 he's got the talent though, he will be a future WDC
we need to study the baku->qatar "form" for ps3
>>152235607Well, and the start and in the pits aswell
Norris wins the championship:>P3Verstappen wins the championship:>P1 and Norris P4or>P2 and Piastri P3 and Norris P8or>P3 and Piastri P2 and Norris P9Piastri wins the championship:>P1 and Norris P6or>P2 and Verstappen P4 and Norris P10
>>152235353ynr karma exist
>mfw mclel
>>152235673that was an absolutely cancerous gimmick
>>152235667Why did they create this man?Do the gods like to see one man suffer so much?
>>152235600Yes and then he can farm PR in the media from all the death threats he gets from Max fans.
goblin mega coping in the interview
What if......max actually wins it?
>>152235353Based mobile chicken filter
>>152235704wheeee
>>152235412You don't make up a 104 points gap by not having your opponent fuck up.
>>152235704Thanks for proving the car is ass and alonso couldnt have done betterSome of you guys...
>>152235600McLaren, Lando, and the UK would be eternally hated
The real problem was Russell in this race, an amateur mistake in T2 when he should've easily finished ahead of Sainz.
>>152235715correct
Lando litetally teary eyed.Lol what a faggot
>>152235737It would be hilarious since it shouldn't even be close.
>>152235353AHAHAHAHAHHAnever noticed how bad it was
>>152235704Then reverse karma existed and Alonso gained more points on Hadjar than he would have originally.
>>152235636He did, which is why it's obscene that they didn't pit one or both behind the safety car. Because of course they didn't want to double stack and disadvantage Norris.Piastri ends up getting fucked again because of McLel's pandering to the worse driver.
>>152235701McLarens will DNF screencap this.
>RussellHe would let both passIt would need to be Leclerc.
Would be funny if the Mercedes and Leclerc can fight McLaren in Abu Dhabi but Max has zero pace and finishes P6 lol
>>152235450>Hamilton finally gets a podium>the podium secures Max the WDCWould be fun.
>>152235688cute filename
>>152235717That was his fault
>>152235353Alonso the Great Filter of F1You're only allowed to be called a F1 Driver if you can pass him
>>152235412>i still dont see how max is gonna win this>its not realistic
>>152235686This but only one wheel and only on Norris so that he is released and then his wheel falls off in a corner and he does a funny spin into nearest tire wallI wanna see actual champs battle it out, without the chump
>>152235749All three are already eternally hated, I don't see what difference more makes.
so did the redbull actually get faster after hornyman left? Or was it sheer luck and max driving like a madman
This is really starting to feel like 2007. Brazil was suppose to be done deal for Hamilton.
>>152235782Nothing would surprise me anymore this season.
>>152235694Don't question it, all those tracks were somehow completely identical worst case scenarios for Piastri making him lose .5/lap. No updates to the car, btw.
>>152235776>776
>>152235636YeahI don't get how the championship is this close
>>152235412mclaren fucked up enough they're going to tight title decider between 3 drivers with a car they had won the WCC comfortably back in Singapore
imagine... just imagine hamilton taking out the goblinhow would sky react to that?
>>152235607I thought the same thing yesterday, but then i learned about Leclerc getting overtaken five times (one out of which had to be given back).So before judging this... what did Ferrari do today?
>>152235802They made setup changes but it's really just Max.
is this fair?
>>152235787I'm not so sure anymore considering how bad Ferraris are in the rain.
digits and norizz chokes on bbc next tuesday thus getting dsq on the basis of death
>>152235796that headphone shit was so performativelook at the video of him during baku, he hesitates retardedly but still does it
>ynr faggots were crying over 3.2s pitstop for piastri who was never at risk
>>152235353>somehow the train no longer exists after Norris ends up ahead
>>152235832I would never criticize Hamilton again
>>152235294Max may be lose WDC. But he still the best driver over McLel driver especially Norris.Just a reminder :- Pecco bagnana wins MotoGP WDC. Two Times- Jorge Martin wins MotoGP WDC last year- Joan MirWe will make fun of Norris as FRAUD CHAMPION next year
>>152235843cubboy drove away from his box on a red lightblack cunt was out in q1 AGAIN and did fuck all in the race
>>152235782Sad that it's an actual possibilty considering half the time the team has no idea what is going on with that car.
>>152235834What have Ferrari done for 18 years?
>>152235809But Brazil has a good track where it can rain. Nothing interesting ever happens in the Yas Marina unless the FIA rigs it.
>>152235796>MAJKÜL
>>152235668thats the most likely outcome, yes
Fucking fraud gimi, had he not fumbled, then all Max would need was a win and Norriz 3rd place, now he has to finish 4th.
We want max to win, right?
>>152235802It depends upon whom you believe.Some say yes, Horner was the problem.Others cite Horner's claim that the aero upgrades were already on their way, under his tenure, and Mekies simply inherited his work.
>>152235870Norris will be forgotten after this year.
>>152235814they did change up the suspension tho
>man city of f1>frauds
>>152235672Wrong Hill we're talking about the one that won only because his teammate died second to last race
>>152235843+ Russell.
>>152235892Think for yourself, mate.
it is still so over for amx lads...
>>152235802The official story was that they stopped trusting their simulator and started listening to their drivers more.
>>152235847He wouldn't be disqualified for dying, he would just be unable to score more points.
>>152235881Been the spark of joy in this gay sport, I wouldn't watch F1 if our special team wasn't on board.
>>152235916exactly
Please stop suspecting McLaren. They are clean. Move along.
>>152235353One race in if which cucksell being good was actually good for once
>>152235809*2008
>>152235672>there are people who still believe this
if ver hadn't won yesterdays sprint amx would have won both yesterday's sprint and todaythere's a ver balance in a racing weekend
>>152235450Yes
Two (2) podiums in a Williams.
I blame Hadjar.Why didn't he park his car in the middle of the track?
>>152235446>changed the file name so that we can't see he stole it from redditthey're evolving
I really hope this season ends with the Mclarens colliding in a double DNF, it'll be the perfect summation of everything that's transpired up until now to even allow Verstappen a sniff of the title
>>152235938I'm not leaving my battlestation until post race tech is done.
>>152235672Schumi was 10x the driver than Hill in 94-95 driving a clearly worse car, so not really.
they sound like scientology cult whenever they speak about "hr managing"scientology or shit like from demolition man or equilibrium doesnt matter, shit is shady
>>152235987Amazing. Now let's the amount of podiums from the veteran williams driver.
andrea stella admits they could have won with oscar today, that he deserved it, and that they didn't double stack because it would have put lando at a disadvantage.
>>152235987cute!
>>152235349I don't even have $10k orbanbro...
>>152235987albonobros...
>>152235987that's probably less than hamilton in his ferrari, right?
>>152235995i just copy-pasted, no need to think too hard m8you should be more worried about the amount of indians in /gif/ and other boards pushing certain fetish
>Piastri will let Norris pass>the Mercs won't fight Norris>Williams won't be fast enoughwe unironically need Ferrari to be fast again, and Lewis to finally step up and get the podium>VER LEC HAM NOR
>>152235987Wow, his replacement at Ferrari must be really great if they got rid of that. How many podiums did Hamilton get?
FYI the Abu Dhabi government owns McLaren and is co-owner of McLaren Racing
>>152236031indians don't bother me because they're not cut
>>152236018If Piastri had any self-respect he cucks Norris tomorrow.
>>152235981anyone know what will ver do next year
>>152236041Have fun bro
>>152236035>hamilton podium for max WDCwould /f1/ allow it?
imagine if Sainz would still be stuck with the homosexual italians...
>>152236074sure, let the neekeri have a consolation price
>>152236074>at abu dhabikino
crazy how they shared a podium only 3 times this season
>>152236035>>152236074Hamilton finally getting the podium cucking Norris out of WDC would be so fucking funny
1 max 2 oscar 3 jorge 4 landoOscar you need to let both car behind you passHow many turns does it take him? I think cuck boy can do it in 2
>>152236059i know, because i pay attention (and reported it many times to /f1/)
>>152235987meanwhile the guy ferrari paid 100 million for...
still mad about Hulk btw
Every other driver on the grid would have less than 200 points driving Max's car. 70% would have less than 100.
>>152235987When let go from Ferrari, for a 7 time world champion who not only fails to get a podium all season but struggles to get out on Q1 most weekends.Potentially the best story out of 2025 if the rig gets up and Norris wins the WDC.
>>152236035the cameraman stopping walking will never not make me laugh
>>152236113hamilton is getting 23-1'd, bro
>>152236018they could pit one of thembut then they'd just pit lando and everyone would accuse them of rigging the race, so they instead chose the option that maximizes piastri's potential points gap to norris
Yuki, for ONE race can you qualify well
>>152236157Both could happen bro
>>152236059arabs dont like openly gay people, though
The world is about to learn the universe's intrinsic truth of why Lando is LN4 next week
>>152236105Better for him with the italians, he would have more podiums and would be at a better team>>152236127It was racing, more on gasly, but retards here blamed sainz for the one in netherlands, and there lawson lost the car
>Abu Dhabi GP>Verstappen is leading the race with 4 laps to go>Russel managed a P2>Oscar in P3>Lando in P4>team radio pops up on screen>"Oscar, it's Zak. You know what you have to do."I hate that this scenario is completely plausibleIf 2025 ended like this, it would be the worst finish for a season possible
>>152235325autismal
Kwabando will have a week full of panic attacks costing him the wdc
>>1522361141, he'll just come to a complete stop.
>>152235987Whatever happened to the other Williams driver?
>>152236074absolutely
>>152236059With a jew running it.
>>152236074>has to share a podium with triumphant max>causes strife in bong media>indononce pivots back to hamspamming and pretends he never goblinspammedIt would be a fitting end to this scuffed season
you are a chief race strategist at mclaren f1, paid a 7-figure salarydo you:>Apit under safety car, and save time>Bnot pit under safety car, and lose time
>>152236208My scenario is more fun, he would have to give up 2 places
>>152235987>meanwhile Albon likely suffering with the team like always
>>152236207>herethe stewtards then did too
>>152236114They'd just box him for a """"puncture""""
>>152236208it would be a PR nightmare for both mclaren and the drivers, especially norristheir fans would go ballistic and norris would never be able to fully enjoy his WDC
>>152236208>inb4 Oscar tells Zak to fuck off and moves to Red Bull in 2026
>>152236208>Zack, it's Oscar>Fuck you
>>152235987You now remember all the people shitting on him and saying that he was being exposed by the ladyboy.
>>152236208This is scenario could be complete kino if he refuses to let him pass
why did Carlos Sainz scream "Oh no!" like that
>>152236074If there is ever a question of "would you rather Hamilton or Lando", it'll always be Hamilton. He's more british than Lando.
max and lando take each other out turn 1AND PS3 WINS
>>152236059Just a coincidence it's McLaren's best track, I'm sure.
>>152236272>norris would never be able to fully enjoy his WDCgood
>>152236257Sainz sr sabotaged Albono car
what you guys arent thinking about is landos nerves WILL put him off in abu dhabi. p4 is actually not even that unlikely
>>152236276wtf I love AI now
>>152236287mediterranean temperament
>>152236184They accidentally gave him the good parts for yesterday's sprint, they won't do that mistake again.
>>152236287Dunno, but Lollipopman is going to be good.
>>152236208They'll do it all off radio or through console messages. (((Brown))) would never expose himself like that and it would sour the wdc for even the worst of the normie/plastic audience
>>152236208>Zak...>Heil Horner>*fully turns into passing Lando*
Reminder that Red Bull has been the best car for maybe one weekend, Baku. About 60% of the time they haven't gotten a setup Max has liked, and in about half the weekends they haven't even been close to being competitive with the fastest car. Despite all this, Max has 7 wins and is 12 points behind in points. I really think he's not an actual human being, but something more evolved.
>>152236287He's a med.
>>152236249pitting under safety would put norris under disadvantage so it's not feasible :^)
https://x.com/HaasF1TeamBoss/status/1995186339181101368
About sainz, i can understand the 3 horrible races he had at the start of the season, adapting to a new team is hard, had he only been ass those races i would be rating his season very highly, but he had some bad races after that, so i cany, in good faith, say that his season was good>>152236259The stewards only look at the flag, they didnt watch lawsons onboard nor sainzs where you see lawson losing the car
>>152235353TCHON TCHON
>>152236356A goat, some might say.
>>152236208If norris wins the championship, this would be best scenario then. His championship would be tarnished.
>>152236249i would have listenedbecause that's what no one did
>>152236368Based as always.
>>152236368>it's realbased as fuark
>>152236059bahrain owns mclaren group, not abu dhabimclaren racing is part-owned by mclaren group and abu dhabi
>>152236368fan account
Is this still a possibility?
all these pregnant women are a demoralization campaign against me specificallythey talk to me through the screen
>team nukes their strategy to fuck your teammate and help you>I NEED MORE HELP
haas will force him to change>HaasF1TeamBossnowshould have done so earlier anyway
McLaren would have probably pitted both cars if they weren't so close since Lando would have been fucked by traffic like George wasSo instead of pitting one car and with that giving that driver the better strategy they chose to fuck both of them because it won't be fair otherwiseor maybe they're just retarded and didn't expect literally all other cars to pit giving Max back track position
>>152236208>Tell him that I am the stone, and third place is the Excalibur. If he wants to be the king, it's up to him to prove himself worthy.
>>152236368Fuck this faggot. Media slurping gimp that wont fuck off as he clings onto the edge of f1.
>>152236368Unfortunately it's from Guether, and nobody listens to him anymore.ZakLaren are basically fucking up the same way Haas fucked up under his tenure, so he's basically trolling himself.
>>152236356you dont need the fastest car, you just need a fastest car in quali and he's had that. the dirty air means that the car behind loses around 2.5sec of pace
>>152236272>implying his fangirls wouldn't call it hecking wholesome chungus true teamwork and team effort and would write fanfics about the two
same again next week
>>152236384>TCHON TCHONis that what trains sound like in spanish?
>>152236425is it because, relatively, you're too smart to get a jamaican woman to impregnate?
>>152236329This is basically the only realistic scenario for Max to win, Norris melting down completely where even gifting positions won't be enough.The problem is that the car is OP, almost certainly going to be both fastest and the easiest to drive.
>>152236368yesterday medshitters were complaining about mclel favoring lando now their new cope is to blame "incompetence"
>>152236438RIGGED
>>152236227maybe it's time people stop overrating the ladyboy
>>152236466I assume
But enough about Mclels and MaxIs Newey magic gonna work for 2026?
What's the normie reaction to this weekend?
>>152236425there are horny big bummed black bints all over your island why haven't you inseminated one yet?are you an inferior chicken jerker? is your rum no good? can you not handle your weed?
>>152236208As if George wouldn't drop back behind Lando and gift him the championship that way
>>152236424Is that sex necessary? Does it has to be missionary?
>>152236418not since 10 December 2024
>>152236368>all these fucking retards thinking its real
>>152236460anon fangirls (fanfujofats more like) are mean cunts, mostly to each other, and to the team of the driver they support
>>152236438>it's realAhhh man come on, no spoilers
>>152235353will we stop seeing this shit in 2026 or will it just continue (depending on track or w/e)?
>>152236498>mckwab>AMX AMX AMX
>>152236468it is because i only wish to impregnate transwomen and ollie bearman
>>152236287he's a ahem...>medshitter medshitter medshitter medshitter medshitter>pozboi pozboi pozboi pozboi>cutfag cutfag cutfag>medshitter medshitter>pozboi pozboi>cutfag cutfag>he is complete shit, bro...
>>152236458Just qualies, RB has been the fastest in 2-3, so that doesn't make sense.
image that speak volumes
>>152236227Finally got a team mate who wasnt a rookie shitter
>>152236478correcthttps://www.formula1.com/en/drivers/lando-norris
>hi kimi, fuck you>yeah, it was pretty frustrating
>>152236438>its fucking real
>>152236530Next year will have no DRS, trains will be even worse.
despite all this i quite like the quatar track layout. very coll and fast course
>>152236503Didn't they get into a scuffle over nothing yesterday
>>152235762that was total BS>Hadjar is coming>deploy the spiked gravel
>>152236368>it's real
>>152236541you're too stupid relatively then even somehowhere: men can't get pregnant my retarded jamaican friend
>k*mi torpedo>gamer moment against r*ssel>h*rner being fired too late
Whoops, script preview.
>>152236498Hey r/all,If you're wondering why r/formula1 is so excited about this result, it's because we will be going into the final race of the season with 3 drivers still in contention for the F1 World Drivers' Championship. Lando Norris - 408 pts Max Verstappen - 396 pts Oscar Piastri - 392 ptsLast time F1 had a title decider like this was 2010 (back then it was 4 drivers in contention).The title deciding race will take place in Abu Dhabi next weekend (December 7th)
>>152236208>on radionah, they will sort out the protocol in the prerace brief for a scenario like this IF they are going to do it.
>>152236438>it's unironically realThey don't even hide anymore
>indians don't bother me because they're not cut>hamilton is getting 23-1'd, bro
>>152235796To this day I still use the soundbytes as my wake up alarm.
>>152235860Sky commentators noticed it too
>>152236208it would never go to this they would undercut piastri or slow stop him
>>152236586my experiments are inconclusive
>>152236542i've got canada filtered thanks for this though>>152236438>>152236568those retarded fom br*tsthat retard domenicali
GET FUCKED NORRIS, YOU GREASY LITTLE FUCK.I hope you crash in aboo dabby.
>>152236544
>>152235860>they are conspiring against you max
>>152236572whaaat? I thought DRS was what made this shit happen (hence DRS trains)
>>152236600So he doesn't get a podium and still wins the titleWhat kind of crapshoot race are we in for?
>>152236438>>152236478>>152236529>>152236568>>152236606>>152236640https://web.archive.org/web/20251130183909/https://www.formula1.com/en/drivers/lando-norrisarchived for posterity
>>152235568>Indonesia
are (((they))) gonna say it's mclels third home race next week?
>>152236438>it's realTotal mcleldes death
>script leakedGuess they'll have to change it now to avoid suspicion ;)
>>152236477>were complaining about mclel favoring landoThey literally favoured Lando this race you clown.They didn't split strategies which would have disadvantaged one of the drivers which was objectively the wrong call specifically because they didn't want to double stack and deliberately hurt Norris' race.
>>152236438>it's fucking realActually rigged
>>152235000McClaren fucked over Oscar specifically whilst pretending to fuck everything up for everyone, absolute master class.Lando goes into next week needing a third, he'll lose to Max but that's fine, hold your spot with the best car there is.
>>152236665Not really. Look up the Trulli trains, from way before DRS even existed.
I hope Norris wins. He has shown that it is okay men to cry, show their emotions and still be winner. Being asshole is for losers.
>>152235860Alonso did the same thing in Monaco 2022, he held everyone up then guns it.He did it in Hungary this year also.He just cares for his tyres, sprints with 5 laps before his stop then coasts to a good result.He just decided to spin this time since that is a cool trick.
>>152236650Yes, and he has 7 wins with car that was best at at most 1 weekend. Your point?
>>152236438J U S T
>>152236692bazed
>>152236530>>152236572I dont think anybody knows what the racing will look like next year. There's so many conflicting reports on this shit rule system. It wouldn't surprise me if one team figures it out and its a Brawn situation where they win every race to start the year.
>>152236598Horner was fine at Red Bull.
>>152236650thats right, you dont watch f1, you just look at paper statsat least 3 of these were when mclaren drivers made mistakes that cost them always 0.2s where poles were won by 0.05s
>>152236692yeah wanted to do the same said it was archived 2 mins ago lol
>>152236742are you illiterate? read the reply chain.
>leave Norris to me
Would you trust this man with your world championship hopes?
>>152236438not surprised at all desu
>>152236729Unfortunately he's not that great of a F1 driver, which is by far the most important factor in deciding who deserves to win F1 drivers title.
>>152236764Digits and it is ferrari
>>152236438>Mclel shit the bed on the script
McLaren the team who told Oscar piastri in Monza to give the place back because their pit stop strategy disadvantaged Lando Norris took Oscar’s win away from him again today because their pit stop strategy disadvantaged Lando Norris
>>152236782Wait, you guys don't actually watch f1 here, right?
Realistically, we are looking at Norris pole, Piastri P2 on the grid, T1 contact, Verstappen WDC.
>>152236438>the kafir knows shut it down
>>152236721One leading and the other keeping them into the path.
>>152236751Alonso was right again, fuck FIA, fuck brits
>>152236802No, he's been shit since Singapore, since the contract.
>>152236782>whataboutismok in that case max had the fastest car 24 out of 24 races.
>>152236809Haha... Just gotta wait for 27...
>>152236438They're not even trying to hide it at this point
>>152236572>>152236665remember now and forever that there will be a manual override system (mos) that gives a follower extra electrical energy deployment as the leader's deployment will taper off
>>152236438They probably this set up because they thought there was no way Norris would choke and not make up at least 2 points here.FOM simply cannot account for this much choking from one man.
>>152236808>who deserves to win F1 drivers title.You don't deserve titles, you win them
Does this guy have any balls to do it?
>>152236795I know that Max has 7 poles, you do understand that doesn't mean the car was fastest in 7 qualies. You do realize the best car for the session doesn't always get pole or win?
>>152236692KINGIf anything even remotely questionable happens in Norris' favor next week, all hell will break lose given that F1 put this already on the website lol
>>152236802Russel is this big arch villain for Max. The sad truth is that Antonelli damaged Max's changes so much more.
LandoThe Seatbwah
>>152236692have another https://archive.is/Fi6o6
>>152236826Norris will crash out and piastri will win, digits confirm
>>152236878To ruin his own title chance?
>>152236878He would never crash Norris out of the race to spite Zack and hand Max the WDC
>>152236878>can only be champion if>Piastri P1 Norris P6 or lower>Piastri P2 Norris P9 or lower Verstappen P4 or lowerhe'll just follow the papaya rules like the bitch he is
>>152236866You do both, winning the title doesn't mean you deserved it the most. Have you checked your IQ at some point, btw?
>>152236856this>>152236864now I wonder when did they put that 1 here, during that race? before that?
>>152236878No, after this week he's speechless, hairless and ballless.
>>152236885>I know that Max has 7 poles, you do understand that doesn't mean the car was fastest in 7 qualiesinteresting. i assume you have the data to back this up? lets start with you posting the theoretical best laps of all the sectors combined by the respective drivers (nor,pia,ver) from each of the poles max took.
>>152236878He's a cuck and you know it
Crazy how Leclerc, Russell or Max would've been champs about a few months ago on a car as fast as the Mclel
>>152236356More like McLel has fucking shit drivers
>>152236438kek, someone's getting fired tonight
>we won't win it on pure paceYeah it's over. The one time I'm letting AMX's dooming get to me...
>>152236842Then why did both Tsunoda and Lawson perform much better with RB than Red Bull?
>>152236935Who cares about deserved? Win is a win. Maybe you are the faggot retard here
>>152236896Antonelli is the villain that fucked everything up before the story starts
>tfw you have McLaren flexibility
>>152236940They might have jumped the gun and assumed that Norris wouldn't be a fuck up and win today.
>>152235796The headphone dent in his hairline is hilarious.
>>152236971the 2nd car is shit.
>>152236976
>>152236834FIA are French.
>>152236963PS3 would have been WDC months ago if McLel weren't fucking him over every race in favour of the goblin.
>>152236969Hold it together, brother, this is just max's way of banter hahahaha
>>152236957That wouldn't help at all considering they are different drivers with different driving abilities (Max with much more of course).
>>152236826how many drivers on the grid would manage to become world champions with that McLaren?
>>152235349i dont have $1 million but I'd give everything I have and even take out loans
>>152236982Which would be weird knowing the pace of PIA this weekend
Did Antonelli let Norris pass or he made a mistake
>>152237002getting harder to argue against this by the race. very frustrating
>>152236227Still ahead in the points somehow.
>>152236969Max literally said lets see who manages their tires better before this race.
>>152237014what? do you not understand what theoretical best means in terms of laptimes?
I will not doompost until that no.4 McLel passes the line in 3rd or higher. I believed in Max until the last lap in 2021 and that Merc rocketship in the hands of Hammo was a bigger threat than the FTL McLel in the hands of Norizz.
>>152236996You have any proof that the cars are different, obviously disregarding the 3-4 weekends only Max had updates?
Even Hamilton would be WDC in that Mclaren by now.
>"We have flexibility"I hate hearing his radio engineer as much as I hate hearing him atp
>>152236958Based always fancy lilly
>>152236969He needs Masi and Latifi.
I am a DAY 1 Cadillac supporter
What if we fuck them both up to bury Oscar completely and just get everyone talking Max. Lando only needs a third with the fastest car there is next week, truly innovative.The stewards couldn't do it as Oscar was first and they couldn't go team orders again so they came up with this.
>>152236998France is supposed to be french too....
>>152236969Max literally doesn't give a fuck. If he wins, NICE. If he doesn't, NICE. I wish I was /gigachadmind/ like him.
>>152236969You have to keep in mind, this is Max vs a team composed of thing but complete weakminds.
Isn't Fake Gimi actually doing better than Russell lately?
>>152237020Max, Leclerc, Hamilton, Russell, Sainz, Alonso, Hulk would all easily do it.
>>152237031Made a mistake, you can see in the replay they aired
can we drop the varsity font
lando norris' website has already declared him the winner
>>152237080>tf>tphahahahahahahaha every single time
>>152237064>obviously disregarding the 3-4 weekends you answered your own question. plus, that's only the thing they have went on record about.
After quali, they should have changed all engine parts at Yuki's car and then have him up there for Abu Dhabi.
>>152237020alonso, hamilton, maybe NARB, max. probably sainz
>>152235349of course! i'd get a cool millie i'd then could go live off of with our children (she can keep working)
>>152237074Was it landos or oscars?
>The script>norris pole piastri 2nd max 4th>ps3 wins the start pushes norris wide in turn 1>russell gets past>verstappen tries to get through>they in turn 4 and dnf>ps3 champion
>>152237064>you have any prove that my claim is wrong?ahhh, fingolian schizo posts
>>152237045Of course I understand, that just wouldn't tell anything because Max is able to extract much more from an F1 car than those two.
>>152235987he has amazing comebackmeanwhile alboff can't score points anymoresaar might even pass him
>>152237067I think even someone like Bearman would win by now
>>152237105sorry I mean the F1 official website https://www.formula1.com/en/drivers/lando-norris I'm tired but the fix is in already this shit is rigged
>>152237119landos
>>152237096You forgot Kimi
>>152237105>>152237151PAY ATTENTION YOU STUPID CUNT >>152236438
>>152237031Funny how when he made mistakes before he crashed into others but not this time? Absolutely rigged
>>152237096Ummmm hamil? If we were to extrapole his results to mclaren, i dont thunk you, you can especulate that he would be better in the fastest car, but who knows
>>152237105>Lando owns the official F1 websiteI can believe thatAlso >>152236438
imagine if shittardo was still in the title race at 2016 abu dhabithis is the level of shittery happening right now
>>152237088what if someone in a parked car wanted to drive away?
>>152237137nah, Sainz was never lucky with such things, he wont pass
>>152237136i don't think you understand, or you don't understand well enough. you get 40-50 tries at nailing a given sector. are you saying that's not enough to rule out variance?
>>152237110That's 3-4/24, what about the rest. Of course thos updates often helped very little or not at all, yet the difference between the drivers was monumental as always.
>>152237107Without them he would have lost.
>>152237093In terms of race results it's been close, but the only recent weekend where he was actually faster was Brazil. Everywhere else Russell either fucked the start or the strategy didn't go his way.
>>152237020Max, Chuck, Russell, Alonso, Sainz, Hamilton, maybe Hulk (that'd be the order in which they would clinch the title too)
>>152237112Based, send them your resume.
>>152237020literally anyone inculuding colapiss and poohan
>>152237002McLaren didn't make him choke at Baku and be slow in the American races.
>>152237182just give it up man, it's been 4 years almostthis isnt healthy
>>152237179>what about the restthat shouldn't be the question. the question should be why.why hasn't the 2nd car received preferential updates?
>>152237162good point, funny how big expectations drones have over Maxi just wait for their reaction when... norris just wins because he has the fastest car and points advantage over his teammatewill they call it>uh, without masi/newey/fastest car you are not so good?
>F1 didn't expect norris to choke that badly
>>152237157Hamilel gets a buff in the fastest car, with clear air he can still do it. See the China sprint this year.
>>152237182They ruled Hamilton's off-track maneuver post-race as penal worthy so he wouldn't have taken it home anyway
>>152237209yes they did
Okay but what if Max hadn't deliberately ruined his own race in Spain over literally nothing?
bombard Red Bull/Max social media with that archived link!
>>152237182There is no way someone is still seething about 2021 when their supposed 8 time world champion can't even get a single podium.
I'm gonna buy a can of hopium tomorrow, just to keep it alive.
we need an extra race. like in tennis.
>>152237162If Norris and Piastri were driving that Merc, Retardo probably would have had a legit chance lmao
>>152237222i was shitting on the cheatlaren drivers you retard
>>152237177It reduces the variance of the driver's performance, it doesn't take into account the big advantage Max has as a driver every single lap compare to the other two.
>>152237228They never gave him a penalty though.
>>152237233No!
>>152236598Yeah, man. Things would be looking very differently if only Max had won every single race.
>>152237172then a dark souls fight occur
>>152237276There was no need, the championship ended
>>152237232what if norris and piastri weren't mentally broken
>>152236969If Piastri qualifies ahead of Norris then all Red Bull have to do is come up with a different strategy to rattle mclelThey won't know what to do with Ps3 having first dibs to copy or leaving Norris to go different
>>152237231Source?
>>152236598>>gamer moment against r*sselrussellcunt drove into him
>>152237182With equal cars and equal points lost outside drivers' own inflluence, Max would've beaten Hamilton by 150 points.
EVERYONE is talking Max you're wrong. MAX IS COOKED against the McLaren car and points lead.THIS WASALLABOUTDESTROYINGOSCAReven though he had pole
>>152235860Aston Martin has M*rcedes engines
>>152237227Ok, yeahThe way i was understanding the question is, given the season other drivers had in their cars, who would have won it in the mclaren? Lets say, bear had a 6, and with with mclaren with a 7 it would be enough to win it, for example.
>>152237238I am not seething about it I am just telling what happened.
>>152237080>still seething 4 years laterLMAO
>>152237273okay, maybe, but my point is still valid>max wins abu, norris p2-p3 and wins titlethen what, drones will call spain points? without spain you dont have dutch dnf, without spain you dont have baku dnf for pissti, without spain you dont have double dsq in vegas
>>152237274>It reduces the variance of the driver's performanceso you agree it reduces veriance. but not enough? you're saying that max's sector times have 0 variance and he's always driving up to a theoretical best lap? but 2 drivers, with 100 attempts at a given sector don't reduce it down to, or close enough to 0?
>>152237217The answer to that is incredibly obvious, Max is in contention almost every weekend while his teammate is out in Q1 almost every weekend.
>>152237349>I am not seethinghaha
>>152237302Yeah, max had 3 mistakes this season, compare it to the mclaren drivers, max shouldnt be in the fight
>>152237326Max didn't turn for the corner, you gotta be blind or stupid if you think George did anything wrong there.
Ps3 got the Alonso 07' special at MclarenNever join that fuckass team with a britoid nigger as your partner
>>152237328Stella said as much himself, they were scared of the double stack hurting Norris. They're retards.
>>152237356spain was anglo bias from the stewardsthe rest is driver errors from the mclaren clowns
>>152237232What if Max had a car even close to Mclaren over the season is about 12 times the what if than that.
>>152237394george did everything wrong simpleyou're blind and stupid and british
would perez not have done a better job at fighting at the front than yuki?
>>152237379if the answer is obvious then should be the fact why the 2nd car is shit be as well.
>>152237399Nah, not even close, the only time a team got the fia to give a penal to one of their own drivers, and compare the reaction to alos pole in monaco to yesterday, not even close
>>152237399Racism is bad.
>>152235655They stopped developing the car in April. This is just practice at this point. It remains to be seen if they threw away this season for nothing.
>>152237232dont be stupid, please, you are descendant of creators of nazism >>152237356without spain you dont have lucky points for max like multiple dnfs
>>152235294Good lord. It's over. AMX is winning another championship. He must be the GOAT.
>>152236957at least in Suzuka Amx didn't have a single purple sector, they were split between mclels
>>152237436No, the Red Bull this year is simply not fast enough unless you have a GOAT level driver there. There's no one alive who could have helped Max in that car.
>>152237214 >>152237228 >>152237238 >>152237327there's no way you still think 2021 WDC was deserved
>>152237436No, Pooki's gap to Max is about the same as Poorez's in quali. It's just that the entire field is a lot closer packed up this year.
lando would have been wdc 3 races ago if mclaren treated peeasstri the same way red bull treats whoever their second driver is
>>152237376No, but that on average he has .2-3 on both of them per lap in a car like the Mclaren, and more in a car like the Red Bull.
>>152237349
>>152237424George is going to win the WDC next year anyway.
>>152237479it was, but not for the reasons you think
>>152237479low quality bait, but I'll reply regardless because i know that you are genuinely seething
Will Hadjar be able to help Max in 26?He seems like actually good driver for once.
>>1522374792021 was fully deserved for maxlatifi-masi were just lucky, happy accident
unterhundmeister zends hiz regards
>>152237473that statement is not mutually exclusive with my original statement. >>152237492why are you talking about fastest laps. this is about theoretical best laps. are you saying the theoretical best has variance up to 0.3sec in a given data set of 100 laps
>>152237444That doesn't make any sense, what it tells is that the car is shit compared to Mclaren and they were trying to fix it within the budget cap.pa2ty
>>152237462The thing is that Spain was 100% his fault. It's not like Austria where he got unlucky. He had a melty and drove into George for no reason all on his own. Spain did not affect his karmic flow.
>>152237525No, he's less experienced than Yuki.
still cant believe gimi choked like that
>>152237525Everyone's a good driver till they get in that second red bull seat.
>>152237525it'll be literally the same thing again and hadjar will be replaced with lindblad by 2027
>>152237517nah
>>152237525lol no
>>152237479It was among the top-5 most deserved titles in F1 history.
>>152237566it was a team order
>>152237583>>152237583>>152237583
>>152237566he did it on purpose, the only thing narg is choking on today is zak's cock
imagine not believing in the GOAT
>>152237525No, Amx is too fast, if Hadjar is anywhere near the front it will mean Amx is winning by 30 seconds.
>>152237535I wasn't talking about fastest laps and my point is very clear, how are you this dumb?
>>152237479ahaha the finnish ham enjoyer is here. How do you like seeing the true skill of your favorite driver? Jag hoppas att du brinner i helvetet din efterblivna jävla idiotfinne
>>152237586Lando isn't his teammate.
>2021 seethers crawling out of the woodworkAs liberty intended. Muh karma, muh justice, 8 times!
>>152237626>finnishI am like 99% sure he is nafri or indian
>>152237238>There is no way someone is still seething about 2021>ynr that burger hamspammer seething for 3 weeks with barely any sleep
>>152237172Then they gang up on you.That’s what the (real) point of these exhibitions are, intimidating the local neighborhood.
>>152237525I think he'll have the same faith as everyone else they've put next to amx so faralthough if he's as good as 21-miami 23 perez, that would be an improvement
>>152237631
>>152237626>finnishcome on bro
I had a feeling this weekend that max will win it even after sprint quali. There is nothing thats stopping ma
>>152237618i think it's pretty clear you either don't understand what theoretical best laps mean. if max is 0.3sec faster on theoretical best lap with 100 laps in total between the 2 drivers. that means that either the mclaren is impossible to drive (which it clearly isn't, looking at onboards) or the care is theoretically not fast enough. you don't have any idea how much 300ms is in terms of laptime. that's equivalent to picking up the throttle a good 1-2 sec later in a corner because you missed the apex or had mid corner over/understeer
>>152237704Mogged by teutons
All me btw>>152237847>>152237618>>152237535>>152237492>>152237473>>152236957>>152236885>>152236795>>152236742
>>152237020stroll and colapinto would struggle but probably still pull it off assuming a solo team. against ps3 and with all of lando's misfortune (but without sudden turbo mode), probably only max and leclerc have the raw pace to contend.
>>152237947i knew it!
Ferraribros, we just need more corners like Qatar T12 and everything will be fine
>>152237026PS3 has shown that he can be a proper fuck up, goes well in qualy then proceeds to shit the bed during race proper.
