https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKq6HW_wr7s
>>152238041Me oye was a fookin ballewn ariel, the fookin browns syndrome la, for fooks sake ariel me bloody oye
Tom aspinall should be cut
God damn! Tom set the record straight and that cheating frog is gonna die.
>in-n-outta da hospitalpray for toms pussy, whats left of it
Ciryl Gane is an animal that should be caged
Hey guys Megan Olivi sucked my dick when I was 15 at the back of a UFC press conference event. I won’t explain how this happened sorry.
>>152238154…together with Tom so we can finally find out who the biggest, baddest animal is.
>>152238161still thinking about my cock eh?
my aura intimidates...
Mad bitch
>>152238161You jest, but this unironically what happened to Joey B.
Ilia and Cristiano have secured the Jones vs Francis mega fight
>>152238041TOM WAS WINNING THIS FUCKING FIGHT
tom in top fashion dressed like the pigeon lady from home alone 2
me fookin peepers stingin me mate oi pops give me bloody spectacles i need to unrape whatever is left of me fookin career
Tom is lucky Gane only took his eyes and not his life, the bottom line is was that Tom was getting pieced up bigly
>hw champ mental midget>lw champmental midgetSAD!
>>152238192You really thought you could just make up a story about your art teacher sucking your dick when you were 15 and /heem/ would believe you. You’re fucking scum kid. Get the fuck outta here.
>>152238241Riveting analysis by Jeremiah. Really gives much to ponder.
>>152238275still thinking about my cock.
Hypothetically, imagine if a prospect lost to Jared Gordon, but went on a streak beating Tony Ferguson, Bobby Green and Michael Chandler. Those are his best wins. Do you give him a title shot?
>>152238244oh we like a forest green b?
>my art teacher sucked my dick >really how did that happen?>YoU sTiLL ThInking AbOuT my DiCk HuH?Disgusting lying fraud. You’ve been found out. Respect? Respect is gone.
Thom won… the bich nga contest.
The Ilia era was something else man
>>152238297nice resume, have you fought Jim Miller? oh you havent? hmm ok
>>152238161His posts REALLY stick with you, don't they?
>>152238297Ok but that same version of Cuckler put Charle through hell.
STILL thinking about my cock lmao
>>152238041He definitely dresses like I would expect a blind man to dress
>followin da doctas ordas right nowthis tom cope video will be played non stop at my crib on all tvs. what a faggot
>>152238241Captivating assessment by Jebediah.Indeed grants much to deliberate.
What if Ilia's divorce drags out for longer than expected? Can you imagine if he gets stripped in the cage and in court? Will that be the biggest KWAB in recent memory?
>>152238297We retired Topiglet.
Jon Jones is homosexual.
When I was 15 I had sex with two supermodels, you guys believe that I'm cool right?
Stoic chads like Ilia simply do the cosmic dance through the rift raft
>>152238406I believe ya and yes you are cool
>>152238374Why on God’s green earth would you give Thom more than one minute of your cogent time?
>>152238426Ha, I was lying dumbass!
Ilia should beat the fuck out that beaver faggot Kyle for inciting all this turmoil
>>152238406I believe you
these shrimp baja tacos are zestacular
>>152238370Your art teacher never sucked your dick you disgusting lying poof I despise your entire existence. Lying on the fucking internet you piece of shit. High chance you’re a jeet trying to get clout with his imaginary friend simulator. Go for a fucking walk and think about your actions you evil lying rat.
>>152238444"he makes me laugh" - JBJ
bombed that bangladeshi
>>152238470Ethered that goober.
"Well i felt like the fight wa>>152238455s going okay i mean certainly did get bitched, bitch slapped, and a raped a lil, but it was a good challenge for me"
>hey tommy, you there
Ian Garry trying to get brown syndrome too.
wow osrry ahout the accidental reply kek
>>152238506formatting makes me feel toms vision mate, i cant fucking read. trying to use my eyes like a bowling ball
>>152238543kek
Tom should've just said he's going dark until he bounces Ganes head off the canvas but instead had to double down on bitching out like a pussy. The aura is officially irrdeemably lost forever and the heavyweight division may never recover
>>152238506>>152238527Most literate ganetard
I believe him
the first time Tom ever got punched good in his career he quit he needs to quit making excuses and playing touch butt in the park
Nonetheless, huge respect to Tom for going out on his shield.
>we fight thru it>iz wut we do as fighters
why are people calling for a Lerone Murphy title shot so hard? he knocked out fucking """Aaron Pico""Lopes is unironically more deserving. Jean Silva would roflstomp Pico
>>152238581Hey im a little sleep deprived i can't see out me fookin blinkers mate
>>152238455>They hated him because he spoke the truth.
>>152238599Canadian UFC champions?
>>152238599He’s essentially Leon Edwards.
>>152238629patrick cote is all i can think of, any others?
>>152238627Indian Izzy kek
Gsp
>>152238629Anshul Jubli in a couple years god willing
>>152238627Did she really break up with Topuria and immedietly get railed by BBC?
Lying is a mortal sin btw and you’re Canadian (jeet) you’re cooked kid. Say your fucking prayers before you meet eternal hellfire.
>>152238709>lw division dies>hands of a woman
>>152238599Jean Silva has not fought Aaron Pico, so we don't know what he would have done
I'm serious I don't rate an Aaron Pico KO. I'd rather they give it to Evloev even though he pulled out.
Whot, why ye still on this shite? That bastard got me right in me fookin’ oculars, mate! It ain’t me fookin’ fault bloody hell he fingred me like a bowling ball
>>152238748he would be a -300 favorite
Aspinal felt that pressure and wanted out the world saw it
>HW champ pretends to be blind >LHW champ sits out for Jones >MW and WW champ likely sit out until Ramadan is over >LW champ out due to divorce >FW,WBW and BMF champ likely booked for January >BW and FLW champ booked in December >WFLW champ fights once a year What are they going to do in February, March and April? Interim belts and Dern?
>>152238759That would make sense since Movdaddy already spanked, spunked, split and sautéed Diegaped’s gushing lobussy
>>152238787BMF with Max and CharlesMerab will be ready again by March/April for sure
>>152238807Good morning spammy.
I feel like people forget Silva is rank number 11 and his big 'test' was Bryce Mitchell. He wasn't some omega level terminator hanging out in the top 5 of the division destined to fight for the title, he was a newly ranked guy with a bit of hypeLopes already lost to Volk last year and is getting a title shot for beating a guy outside of the top 10Murphy has been extremely consistent, has risen up the rankings beating progressively higher ranked guys, and has not lost to the champion already. It is a fresher matchup with a more interesting dynamic and a more deserving challenger, it's no mystery why people are bitching about this
>>152238761>alls kindas diff-rent-free testing on muh eyes mate>the eye>well both eyes>'specially the rioght eye the cope lmao
>>152238807yeah well too bad he pulled out of his latest fight like a retard
ruh roh
>>152238857Yeah Dana is cutting this guy
>>152238842Maybe the public wants to see Volk get heemed for a third time before retiring.
>>152238817>Merab will be ready again by March/April for sureuhhh who he fuck will he be fighting their buddeh? the div needs 12 months to get the prospects in tune to fight godrab
So what's the schizo cope now? God heem is full of faggots and retards holy shit
>>152238787“February, March, April? Yeah we still got the Apex kid, they're are gonna blow your mind. Nobody’s doing what we’re doing, these guys are monsters, and you’re gonna love every second of it. Interim belts, Dern? Maybe, maybe not, either way, the fans don’t care, they just want to see a good fight.”
Well?
>i thought it was gonna be a five round fightso did we tom, so did we. now back behind the gate.
>>152238787>he forgot about Apexkinoheh
>>152238781Ok and? That fight hasn't happened. People who are -300 favorites lose all the time. We can't give Silva credit for shit he literally hasn't done. And we can't treat Lopes like god for beating a contender series bum that hasn't fought anyone in the top 10
>>152238842yeah well it's not like I'm expecting Silva to fight for the title, he's just a better win than Aaron Pico in 2025where's he in the rankings?
Tom Aspinall has been stripped of his UFC title
so gane ruined the outcome of another fight by cheating and he hasn't been punished at all by the company or any sanctioning body
Jonny "Boner" Jones has been stripped, butt-booty-naked
>>152238996The person who got fouled is always the one punished by the UFC. This is consistent
>>152238041>How's the eye...?>s-s-still o-ongoing :( W-we're gonna stick with the diagnosis...>acts like he almost trips from the blindness>editor shows split second clip of "diagnosis" >CONFIRMED: DOUBLE VISION t. Eye DoctorKEKKKKKKK this bitch is STILL playing this up?!
>>152238154he was caged with thomas we all know how it end up
>>152238709They both did. Clitia had even spunked the BBC mind virus into his son, I fear
>>152239035They punished DC by making him fight jones again
>>152239035This lmao. You now remember Bruno Silva losing to Weidman via 1-2 eyepoke combo. Everyone here was claiming that it was “based”, though.
>>152239029Are you a Kuwait local or working abroad?
>We asked 100 people, "what do you do when you can't see?">RANDY!>Well Steve, as a former two division champion myself, I know I wouldn't make a cope video analyzing my opponents faults, with my vision. >GIVE ME, LYING TO HIMSELF TO COPE WITH DEFEAT!*DING*
It's official, Tom got Browned and all the English people along with him
>>152239035true lol
>>152238857While I appreciate you posting this potatobro, don't expect the subhumans on here to care. They only care for attention whoring and ragebait, /heem/ is just a "friend" simulator to them.
>>152238962I was talking more about numbered cards. >>152238857Self irony doesn't really work when you cry for 2 months straight
>>152239078Fuck it I believe all of that at face value.
This is how real ones deal with eyepokes.
>>152238445that's even cooler bro you're so fuckin cool bud
>>152239071kekkk>>152239096Newly here, just studying for now (new meta)
>cant see my kids>cant see my opponent no future in sight, the ufc is dying. .
>>152238966are you retarded? so you literally cannot imagine any matchmatching in your head at all? you are unable to predict how fights will go before they happen? I'm imagining Silva vs. Pico right now and Pico would get schooled. This would obviously be the general opinion in the community and vegas odds. Therefore, I rate a Silva win over Pico. It isn't rocket science. If Pico comes out and beats him then yeah, we were all wrong, but most people had Silva to beat Lopes too and now here we are. also, he isn't a god, I think he's gonna get schooled again or god forbid fluke volk. I'm not happy about it, but I'm not pissing my pants over the matchup.are you able to come up with a prediction for this fight or can you not conceptualize it still?
>>152238470damn my cock is embedded in your skull right now
The Death of The UFC
Dana white has gone BLIND; with the matchmaking
>>152238916winner of Cejudo Talbott
>>152238857>Findings requiring continued monitoring, with no definitive structural explanation identified for the degree of functional deficit.CT imaging initially raised concern for a medial orbital wall abnormality.>MRI demonstrated no acute structural abnormality to account for motility impairment or visual symptoms.>Intraocular pressures and anterior segment findings did not identify the source of functional limitation.KEKYPOW
poke Merab in his eyes.... twice, problem solved. Im going go eat and play silent hill 2
Tom Aspinall's Traumatic Injury (Full Story)
>>152239310The original I hope
arrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee youuuuuu tommmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyy
>>152239227>so you literally cannot imagine any matchmatching in your head at all?The matches you imagine in your head are imaginary. They don't exist. They have never existed. They do not apply to reality. I can imagine JDM starching Islam with a big upper cut down the middle when he shoots for a double leg in the first round. That's not real, and that's not what happened in the fight.I don't rate Silva over Pico or Pico above Silva because they are both completely untested fighters at the elite level. I'm not going to create an imaginary scenario in my head where Silva fucks Pico's wife to justify thinking of him as superior. Because that scenario is entirely imaginary. If Silva goes on to succeed while Pico doesn't, then sure Silva ranks higher. But that isn't guaranteed to happen so I don't care about that potential future
I imagined Merab knocking out Aspinall while twerking Thus I rate Merab higher than Aspinall
>never again
>>152239364brother you are retarded. you don't have to pretend you've never predicted a fight before to win an argument.
>>152239408You can tell Dana was not happy
edsho ded bruv
Bros I just imagined Aaron Pico zeeming Volk with a rolling thunder does this mean he's better than Aldo
This sport is so shit, I don't even watch it anymore
>>152238041There was an episode of Fear Factor where one of the contestants was wearing glasses without any lenses and Joe asked him why he was doing that and the guy said some stupid shit like "You don't need to see to have a vision." and he immediately lost the next challenge. I tried to find it and get a screenshot of it but couldn't. Anyway, just imagine that scene but with Tom Aspinall poorly shopped into it and reply appropriately.
>>152239437started cooking volk/lopes2 the moment he dropped.
hey ameritard, you can imagine whatever you want. people would just say your predictions are retarded. when I say "Silva would heem Pico" that is NOT a controversial opinion, because other people who have the ability to imagine fights in their head can see the same outcome.
>>152239530Then why are you here faggot?
>>152239575Fuck you it was a good idea the media is just too old it's not readily available.
>>152239364so when somebody asks you who you think would win a fight, you actually say this? HAHAHAof course not. don't lie to yourself.
>>152239575Chill man, we get it. Silva vs Volk should have been made, okay, we hear ya
so why did it take a whole fucking month for Thomas Binhole to suddenly give us some "proof" that he really got the hurtsies in his peepin orbs ?
>>152239433When it comes to justifying title shots predicting matchups has no place >>152239575>when I say "Silva would heem Pico" that is NOT a controversial opinionYou could say what you want, doesn't change the fact that this hasn't happened and thus should have no bearing in the match making process.
>>152239634you guys have mass immigration of illiterates in Sweden too?
>>152239673The first 73 doctors couldn't find anything wrong with his eyes
You're going places kid, The PFL
>>152239682what rank is Aaron Pico right now
Jeandaddy was beating the shit out of Diegaped until the early stoppage
>>152239689I didn't really read your post man sorry whatever your point was we get it chill a little bit no need to get so worked up over this
honestly I couldn't be less happier with Lopes thing. so he has to get undeserved title shot after losing it 50-45 while there Movshart is there? Lopes basically robbed us of chance to see Volk fucking KWAB'ing movshart's ass.
>>152239673UK has nationalized health care this is the earliest they could fit in a celebrity.
>at the time >he was poked in the eyes>eyes of which could not see>tom aspen-all, then decided to quit>no shame it in>but he quit
>>152239791Evloev pulled out of his last fight, you can't give someone a title shot for pulling out. Same problem as Arman.
Holy fuck Aaron Pico just KOed Silva in my mind palace what the fuuuuuuckkkkk man that was crazy
>>152239748yeah where's my title shot
I think Salsa Waldo has proven he deserves the belt and a chance to murder Tomala
>>152239884just one fight away
>>152239846absolutely but knowing how this shit works they will have Movshart fight Leon for vacant. that kiddie diddler should be cut if he doesn't fight until spring.
>>152239748Rank #11 really isn't much better than unranked.
What have I becomeMy sweetest friend
>>152239364The matches in my head are canon
Everyone I knowGoes awayIn the end
>>152239982well it is better, so he's a better win. now what?
and you could poke it allmy empire of orbs
>>152239976*fight lopes for vacant
>>152239976>that kiddie diddler should be cut if he doesn't fight until spring.But enough about pedophilia molesturia
>If I keep telling them Im blind maybe theyll believe it holy fuck cunt move on
Reminder that Silva 'earned' rank number 11 by beating THE Bryce Mitchell, who was inexplicably rank 15 at the time, and skipped a bunch of guys for no reason. He was just as much of a hype job as Pico was
>>152239986>>152240028
>>152240122He's released the doctor's report where it clearly says they can't find anything wrong with him as evidence
>>152240110Lopes getting 3 title shots in a span of 4 fights?
Many are saying this
>>152240201most likely yeah
>>152240060We're still in the universe where Lopes JUST lost to Volk and the other contender is someone with a comparable win who hasn't lost yet
>>152240122best part is him acting tough after we all saw him fucking cry and quit after two jabs>yea im fookin bloind dont believe me Ill smash yew
>Lerone Murphy vs volkchills
>>152240204Batman fought crime he didn't just record himself eating.
/box/ has officially won
>>152240201That's what Dana White privilege gets youColby got 3 title fights by literally doing nothing
There are currently 3 belts at Lightweight right now (undisputed, interim, BMF). The UFC has become boxing
>>152240208hilarious. what are the chances of him fluking it on Volk's retirement fight?
>>152238807>whispersthat's diego's own hand wiping his face. movsar didnt land
>>152240242>doing nothingColby started a gimmick and talked shit at pressers. That's literally all it takes to get on Dana's good side.
>>152240234>/heem/ chokesgo figure
>>152240210my muslim brother, the entire point is that Aaron Pico is not comparable to Jean Silva.Aaron Pico is on the same level of win as Bryce.and Lopes did not JUST lose to Volk, he beat the biggest prospect in the division inbetween these fights.
>>152240204He's more like Anti-Batman, completely leans into his privilege
>>152240330>the entire point is that Aaron Pico is not comparable to Jean Silva.Both were untested prospects hyped to the end of the earth who got KOed by a spinning back elbow doing some stupid shit>and Lopes did not JUST lose to VolkHe lost to Volk 7 months ago>he beat the biggest prospect in the division inbetween these fightsRank number 11 with no ranked wins? Damn that's impressive. Might as well give Usman a title shot for beating Buckley at that point
>>152240465Usdaddy got next.
>>152240465>Might as well give Usman a title shot for beating Buckley at that pointfunnily enough that's what about to happen
*sigh*
>>152238041I don't even hate Tom but this whole thing looks pathetic. He's just complaining about it the whole video. He should just go completely silent until he comes back.
>>152240465you can keep crying but Bryce is still a ranked win.
>how far you think he is goose?who?>tom?you mean the guy all the way down there, walking on the path?>yeah, i think i can hit him. pass me a ballokay randy. *SWING*OH SHIT RANDY, YOU TOOK HIS EYE OUT! >i know goose, i know.
>>152240543See >>152238110
>>152239689>mass immigration >illiterate
>>152240465>>152240465>Both were untested prospects hyped to the end of the earth who got KOed by a spinning back elbow doing some stupid shitbut one is ranked and fighting up right now and one is still out and may never fight again. weird isn't it?
>>152240574
>>152239179FC is such a fat fuck kwab
>>152240616Who skirt
Canada is fucking FUMING we found the fighting nerds strongest warrior
>>152239179The most righteous eyepoke in combat sports history.
Lerone Murphy highest rank opponent was #10 Josh Emmett by the waysit and twitter and beg for the title shot my friend!
Fighting nerds are a huge pile of shit except prates
just won the 50$ raffle at Tito's I can buy one burrito
>>152240630Ok man we get it, just relax for a minute alright
>Murphy vs Volk IIchils
Fighting nerds more like shitting shits
>>152240710I jumped for joy when that dog got put out after barking in Bruce Buffers facehe's just a better win than Aaron Pico
What a bitch! He wanted out!
>>152240852Tom is going to end up like Conor where he's dead by the turd round.
Tom Aspinall more like Shit Shitshitshit
the gayest man in Canada, Mike Mallott
>>152239743>hmmm... hmm... ahhh... mmhmmm... ya it seems you def have eyeball injuryitis.
UFC more like SSS (Shitshitshit Shitting Shittyonshit)
Dana White more like Shitter Shit
>>152240927>>152241003You're still not sweden. You'll never be him.
>>152240960Hey fuck you, how about that? Fucking disrepsectful cocksucking slob. Respectfully.
I just imagined finland was sweden
>>152241076That was a nasty line
I like Dana White. I like Ari Emmanuel. I like Sean Shelby!
>we're here, and we're gonna make this thread happen >fuck you
>>152240986Tom paid a man bun chiropractor to av' a look.
>>152241181filthy groveling freak!
>>152241181we must follow them
Lesbala Assandballs
>>152241434You should thank Dana. Without Dana, you wouldn't have a card to watch!
It's funny, Tom asked Nina if she's ever been fingered by a fighter yet it is he who gets fingered
>>152241434Pipe down. This piggy needs a wash!
>>152241506For me it's his serbian manservant saying it's impossible to poke an eye before poking one and getting heemed stiff
>>152241506Its like poetry; it rhymes
>>152240986>PSSST MATEEE THE CAMERAS ON...>ACK!!!!!!!
>>152241520>starts squealingI CANT BE CLEAN, NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>tom ducking jon many such cases
>>152241700
dubs decides next undeserved controversial UFC match making blunder
>>152242084Tom Aspinall ever again
eyes
Tom Aspinall cannot legally drive his car anymore. And you sick fucks are making jokes?
>>152242084Usman gives Islam a tougher fight than expected and gets an immediate rematch
>>152242151wait really? so he cant defend the belt, and cant drive. wow, sad!
>>152241428Why did Tom start getting dripped out and wearing chains and earrings immediately after becoming champ?
https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1paajm7/all_the_drama_ngl_id_pay_to_watch_this_series/who was in the wrong?
>>152242191I already won
>tfw only one wmma next weekend Shit might not be so bad after all.
the Son of Jiri is coming(side note: his wife has strong babushka genes)
>>152242084title shot for horiguchi
>>152242325>tfw you unlock dad era Jiri who would move mountains to provide and make his son proudwe all gunna be eating
>>152242325Based
Me? Im looking forward for another jochua van masterclass
>>152242325That's real neat.
>>152238041>Not training whatsoever>It's up to the doctors and when they sayDoesn't the doctor ALWAYS recommend NOT fighting for any injury ever? I feel like every time any fighter talks about any injury, they mention the doctor recommends they don't fight ever.
Nothing gives me a stiffy more then the Jiri vs Poatan 1 staredown
>>152242546not even a2p comps involving anissa kate and sophie dee?
>>152242560ass to penis???
>>152242560Not even that b
>>152242620God bless, you must really love this sport
pay real close attention to this Erick Silva kid
Tommy used to fight in the cage, gane whooped his ass He's down on his luck, it's tawlf, so tawlf
Hey /heem/ I have a question. How come you guys and Luke Thomas are so upset about Paddy and Diego's upcoming matches? Didn't Luke just do a whole saga and media tour about how "the ufc has a star problem" after Magomed beat Pereira, to which you all agreed with? Paddy gets the most cheers in any country he's in, therefore you've asked for him to be in the title picture. Seems like you wanted this and have gotten your wish. It seems you finally get to lie in the bed you've made, no?
I'm mostly upset about what Luke Thomas did in the Ia Drang valley
>>152242695I don't listen to Luke ThomasI don't really care who fights who (beyond a momentary judgment of matchmaking quality) because this is prizefighting, not a strict tournamentheems are heemsI will watch them all
>>152242325Chama will not be staying around for long. he should be getting ready for a fight with cuckalaev. come on Jerry you will be daddy soon.
>>152242789Baste
sorry georgia but your post is filtered. probably because you have terminally online and use words suggestive of mental illnesstry again with normal human speak
>>152242695honestly if you ignore mandrama both of those are good fights. I am quite sure both of them will deliver. the wet blankets will have their time.
ANTHONY "HUGE" JOHNSON HAS AN INCREDIBLE BBC MIKE ONE PUNCH KNOCKOUT POWER IN BOTH GLANS
Andy works the dîner all day, working for xer man xhe brings home xer pay, for love, mmm, for love
>nick has muay thai, but he loves to box
:(
>>152242936Level.
>>152242936Poolish
>>152238807
>>152242655think he gonna be it b?
>>152242936where is Oskar Piechota???????? where is OLEKSIEJCZUK????????? WHERE IS MAREK BUJLO?????????????????????
No way lerone will fight evloev i think he's gonna try his luck with zalbeast. If this is the case then the ngubu bong is in for a rude awakening
>>152242695Hipsters simultaneously hate UFC matchmaking helping a star or giving them a tough fight. Them trying to promote Bo Nickal, Pyfer, Paddy, O’Malley and others have been critiqued by that same crowd. Luke Thomas bitches about the amount of cards when he could just not watch them, Apex shitters are just popcorn you don’t have to eat.
>>152242887he wouldve been awesome in bkfc :'(
>>152243037Murphy v Evloev is actually an excellent fight. I hope we get that next. plus Silva gets to maybe heem Arnie in the meantimeI have to be honest with you my Moroccan brother, but Zalal sucks to watch. he's a kickboxing pointfighter trying to be a submission artist. I don't buy that his recent string of submission wins over mid-level competition will mean he can be exciting in high-level fights
>>152243078need to see prime Rumble in powerslap being pitted against nothing but indians
>>152242695If you actually listened to Luke Thomas you would know he actually has no problem with Paddy Pimplett being in the interim title fight, he has a problem with the UFC freezing Arman out and thinks it should have been Arman vs Paddy
>>152243170who cares? Luke Thomas doesn't move the needle whatsoever and is leeching off of a sport he clearly doesn't love. he's being financially cuckolded
Tom absolutely seething about Dana while looking for his son in park bins
>>152243223I fear Luke has got you revved
we cannot follow them.
>>152242974Post the webm of him tkoing Evloev with knees.
>>152238041can anyone explain to me what tom's editor is implying here with the highlighting of his eyes? i'm guessng this is meant to be a "checkmate haters" clip but i don't get it. i was thinking maybe he's trying to say 'look his eyes are crossing' but tom's eyes are following a close object of the doctors, and eyes are supposed to cross when looking at something close. what am i missing?
mentally ill posters shan't be acknowledged. respond with proper decorum or remain un(You)'d, you mangy villains
hopefully tom gets doctor updates soon. really need him healthy to duck
>>152243086You're actually right, they will give zalbeast the titleshot straight away because he's exotique and handsome asf
>>152243320
never follow
>>152243356why does this picture emit such a kino vibe?>>152243361he's a very nice guy and technically very good, but I truly hope he never holds the belt and would be fine with him never "earning" a title shot
Oohhhhh look at me I'm a big boy I can use filters ooooohhhhhShut the fook up
Cumbot McGregor
>>152243410don't be mad lil babyjust regain control of your brain and communicate like a well-adjusted individual
>>152243437thats WONKERS
>>152243475I own your soul
>>152243347Did you filter the words “r*vved” and “f*llow”?
>>152243495can't give away the sauce, cabron. but you shall always be in my good graces for having a healthy degree of self-awareness amidst your shitposting sprees. I am sure you are able to function in the real world
>>152243437Lel.
This nigga duckin me no one on /heem/ wants this smoke I'm king kong up in this bitch I'm the alpha dog on campus FUCK you
>>152243533Thanks, G.
>>152243495he fears "I fear" I fear
Merab? Ducking the rematch, I’m afraid.
>>152243437Does the thought that MMA is literally Haram by Islamic standards ever cross the mind of these wonks?
>>152243625why dis nigga tongue yellow. dis nigga ain't brush. dis nigga breath STANK. dis nigga ain't gettin no sloppy kissin from his wife
>>152243677Merab was still conscious
We don’t fear that crap here.
Wonky by Nature
How is Dana still alive
>>152243397we need more tom in sun blind glasses
that's what I do to all of you
>>152243786she's like 9 you freak
>>152243744>you know theres no fear going on here bud
>>152243786*Shoulder rolls and lands a flush right straight*
>>152243786You think I'm just going to stand here and let you switch stances on me?
Arnold Allen? Now that's a big batty white boy
>tomala vid with no andy
>>152243329It’s a photosensitivity test from a doctors light not an edit jeez you people are dumb
>>152243908What was the intent behind this postWhat did you aim to bring attention to What was the idea here
>>152243347kek broke little reddlt bitch needs earmuffs from le bad words
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
Tomala is going to sit out another year visiting doctors worthless freak
>>152243910Yet you still didn't explain what the editor's highlighting by darkening the image to focus on his eye.
>>152243940K.....*k that's how you know someone got absolutely bu** lasted
>>152243974https://x.com/leamaric/status/1994855944510214271?s=46
OOOOOOOHHHHH THE BBC IS HALFWAY THEREOOOOOHOOOOO LIVING ON A PRAYER
>>152243938
>>152244007Thats shade from the doctors device it’s a large object
>THE FIGHT WAS GOING ACCORDING TO OUR PLAN!!! SEE? SEE??? LOOK I WAS WINNING LOOK
>>152243786>japanese schoolgirls swing with more intent than wmma prosholy fuck sign her daner >>152243362reminder that this was actually completely legal that night and the refs dont even know the fucking rules
tom is just a GFL fighter. would love to see Shogun knock his punk ass out
>>152244031Bro what the fuckThat's no appropriate to postLike dude this is a blue board
I miss our South African heembro. He and I really bonded over our love for drugs and tongue wrestling hot chicks for 25 minutes straight.
>>152244065In fact on second thought he probably holds up a large black sheet to block all other light sources then uses a torch to shine the light
>>152244029>I WANNA FUCK. YOU WANNA FUCK? LET'S GO FUCK
Did so much ket yesterday bedtime that I felt like tito ortiz on the spiritual plane
ooohhh
>>152244065No the editor is using a mask to darken everything but the eye. You can see the background and background lights get dimmer, making the eye look brighter to focus on it.
>>152244075>Bro what the fuck>That's no appropriate to post>Like dude this is a blue board
>>152244150oh shit a real life gnome
>>152243320>>152243362
>>152244150ewok munch big brown loaf happily
Tomala lost the story in an unimaginable magnitude. Unreal
>>152244204Bro stop making these edits your cursing your favorite fighter last time some one did this against JDM and he got raped
>>152244029Holy fucking kek
Simulated
>>152244029Aspinal-esque
so tommy is not fighting before march
>>152244175I guess we’ll never know until he clarifies it in a new vlog
>>152244331Just imagine what Waldo would do to this ugly fucking freak.
Aspinall and Ilia are both getting stripped soon. I see deez tings
Tom said he's not fighting until after Ramadan
me to eye pokers
Tom Aspinall is a bad guy. He’s not a good guy. He's claiming he was hurt- his orbs were fucked or some shit, like it's not his fault, but let me tell you something, those eyes were fucking great. After321, he’s talking about his eye being bloodshot, acting like he didn't just get bloodied up and quit, but I wasn’t buying it for a second. I told my people we should’ve cut him loose right there especially after he threatened going boxing, but two of my matchmakers were like, “You don’t get it, we can sell the rema-" and I said, “No, I get it perfectly.” Because when someone shows you who they are, believe them. And this guy? ruining my fucking event, I mean come on he practically stole the purse. That’s bullshit. I saw him in the hallway, I saw him in the locker room, and I’m telling you, he’s a fucking coward. I don’t have to hear a word from anyone else to know it. He's a not a fighter, he doesn't have it in him. That’s who Tom Aspinall really is.
>jesus saved jon jones that night
>>152243910>>152244065Everything but tom's eye is dimmed. Both the background and foreground get darkened. They're tying to show how hurt he is somehow kek. Poor tomala
>>152244365He hasn’t even been cleared to train (allegedly), yet. Chances are that he won’t fight before June of next year.
>>152244460>shes got a work ethic
hola mexico
>>152244482He has the doctor note that means he gets time off school. Someone is going to have to bring him his homework though
>>152244460
>>152244513Wassup, big Dawg?
>t-thats right champ. it's all yours, dig in!... go ahead and eat, big guy... leon? go ahead and eat buddy. leon?
Hap
>>152244480>>152244517fucking great kek hw is dead
>>152244480 Standard Pupillary Light Reflex Test- The room is dimmed (not completely dark, but low light).- The doctor uses a bright, focused penlight (medical torch (finis light) and shines it briefly into one eye at a time, usually from the side (not straight on, to avoid the patient squinting).- They observe: - Direct response: the pupil in the illuminated eye constricts. - Consensual response: the pupil in the opposite eye also constricts.
>>152244622Gane is white
You now /heem/ember Evloev
>>152244564what the fuck is that thing in the plate
What's it like to live with a girlfriend?
>>152244600Seems like an alright guy but his wife looks like she disdains him. Kid doesn't seem too bad
>>152244029>lets go fuck and then we can call the police... for rapewhat was he thinking? we can call the police after i murder that pussy was right there.
>>152244480Consider thusly. The doctors assistant dimmed the light switch dial while the doctor used the torch device. It’s also possible that the editor used a George Lucas-esque morphing CGI technique to combine 2 frames before and after the light dimming
MMA fighter Erin Blanchfield is gunning for that ufc world title. Only question is will it be sooner rather than later? Only time will tell.
Tomala is so desperate for sympathy kek>I’M the good guy! I’M the good one not him! Just embrace being an evilchad lol
>really impressive >great stuff
>>152244664annoying
>>152244520Ah Bilgames
>>152244691What's her onlyfans
>>152244564Jesus prates really made him retarded there's nothing behind those eyes
>>152244664gross, hair everywhere and whatnot
>>152244648That's strawberries, banana, blueberries, and what looks like nutella with crackers?
Keep an eye on a kid named Ralph Waldo Acosta.
>>152244648Looks like a compromise meal for leon. Half fruits and half is ambiguous british diarrhea slop
>>152244648Looks like blueberries, banana, strawberries and a huge pile of shit a meal for champions!
>>152244749We call those pancakes b
>>152244029That’s him… the fabled jacked Taiwanese boy…
>>152244029Me
he doesn't look like he can fight ever again. I ALMOST feel bad for leon
>>152244648Turn on your monitor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM-3t_gO4Sg>good dirty boxing
Turn on your plate
Let’s go fuck
i'm turning on your mom
The plate Leon, the plate
Snaps fingers* You there champ, hello??"Headshaat headshaaaat"
>things just got hostile
He had her halfway convinced but the black cop cockblocked him. It’s tawlf, B.
>>152244873lets go fuck right now
>>152244564>Francis told Leon it was from a buffet but it was actually some shit he pulled out of a toilet.
watch it chrissy
Tom Aspinall? the kid just didn't want to fucking fight
>"lets go to my house and fuck" - AV>*volk/lopes 2* booked for Australia
>>152244954
go beard or go home !
>>152244873Lets go for that
He just fucking quit, when someone shows you who they are, believe them.
what's rong femoid you no rike fuck?
