>Lap:#8253>Countdown to Abba Dabba GP:https://f1exposure.com>Last lap:>>152237583>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481641>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:23>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:214>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:224 (223 starts)>2025 WDC Standings:NOR: 408 (+12)VER: 396 (+25)PIA: 392 (+18)RUS: 309 (+8)LEC: 230 (+4)>2025 WCC Standings:McLaren Mercedes: 800 (+30)Mercedes: 459 (+18)Red Bull RBPT: 425 (+25)Ferrari: 382 (+4)Williams Mercedes: 137 (+15)>2025 WEC StandingsHAM: 1,451.39 (+80.00)NOR: 1,369.87 (+89.58)TSU: 1,331.09 (+54.17)>News:VER PIA SAI NOR ANT RUS ALO LEC LAW TSU ALB HAM BOR COL OCO GAS STR HADAmx WINS the Qatar Grand Prix, and is DOTD'Super happy to WIN here' - Verstappen'Tough to SWALLOW at the moment' - Piastri'I’m OVER THE MOON because I didn't expect it' - SainzStella admits favouring Lando with the safety car pit FLEXIBILITYRed Bull confirms Tuesday announcement on 2026 F1 driver LINE-UPSCharles Leclerc fears BLEAK F1 winter after brutal Qatar GP leaves him frustratedToto Wolff PROTESTS a bit too much at Helmut Marko's suggestion on Kimi Antonelli letting by Lando NorrisRALF Schumacher scolds McLaren's baffling Qatar GP call
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someone post the scenarios that must happen for Max to win
this >>152240840
My stepdads want to bet lando will win, what's a sensible amount to stuff in the pot?
doggy, missionary or reverse cowgirl with hannah?
milky
>>152240882max p1goblin p4that's the scenario
The 2 biggest traitors of their flag:> Homolton lover finn> AMX hater dutchI have a big bet the both of are some mudslime migrants
>>152240884collab with >>152240876
>>152240934im pretty sure theyre the same guy with a different vpn each time (seems indian to me)
>>152240907Lotus
>>152240898three-fiddy
>>152240934neither of those flags are genuine, most likely VPNs or thirdie migrants
>>152240907 Im not into the breeder type of girlsbuther autism is pretty cute ngl
>>152240940that's the mouthbraether indo tho
>>152240934>>152240971>>152240953reminder
remember that hannah's job is retardedly easy, and that when she got a bit of (dei) attention for her 'performance' she started fucking up
>>152240882He needs to end up with more points than the other guys. Every race gives the same amount of points so it's very easy to figure out.
>>152240803>Red Bull RBPT: 425 (+25)*426
>>152240907I would enjoy seeing her pregnant
>>152240953Nay, the dutch flag posted passport
I always lose bets, so I will put a considerable amount on Lando
>>152240934dutchflag amx hater is my favourite gimmick poster purely for how ridiculous his gripes are with amx
>mclaren goes full retarded on las vegas an get DSQ>mclaren goes full retarded today and miss a perfect SCAll for this, this is what they wantedAll part of the script, fucking liberty media
>it's still up
I would rather norris not be champion tbqhwy lads
>>152241005> job is retardedly easyThen why can't McLel do it?
>>152241008thanks for this friendthank you from the bottom of my heart
>>152241035>he thinks it's not riggedworking as intended
>>152241004>Hong Kong, Singapore and Narita due to my father's worklol he is a hapa shitter isnt he
>>152241044your digits suggest you prefer the gimp mask wearing driver
>>152241048nerves
>>152241075this one?
max will lose the championship because he sperged out at George in Spain.
>>152240803HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!FraudStappen being helped by the FIA once again like 2021.Norris is the only TRUE and GENUINE WDC.On the flip side...I love seeing how the whole world hates anything and everything Dutch.Be it athelete, politician or country.
>>152241008go correct yourself or your fellow br*t
>>152241106yes, are there any others?
>>152240907all of the above + cowgirl
>>152241135>always brings up spain>ignores kwabtonelli fucking into him in austriachange the channel
>>152241048They're trying not to favor either driver. If this was Red Bull or Merc, they would have pitted Lando first and he would already be WDC
death to m*rcedes as always
>>152241017I only believe him if he postst them with names and face reveal.There were migrants in the netherlands for way longer than he lives. even if he is a 3rd generation indonesian, he is still untermensch
>>152240907literally any position, it doesn't matter
I've been sniffing "energy stick inhalers" with minty essential oils, holy shit it's like snorting coke but without coke and just snorting tingling sensation, might have to drop smoking to sniffF1 related because I want to sniff a chair that Edd sat on for 2 hours
>>152241044Piastri better let norris pass so he can get third place otherwise he is going to make history as the biggest bottler in history, this is lauda tier
>>152241074yeah probably a bastard child of some colonial shitters
>>152241106
well? Kould Landow? >>152168977also >>152168988
>>152241150any gimp masks? not sure, that's why I asked
I visited the Netherlands earlier this year and it was lovely, I don't know why this schizo doesn't like it
>>152241189Nono, i meant it as he isnt the pedonesian, not as he is dutchHe himself said he wasnt
>>152241144It was already known in the last thread >>152238890
>>152241326he's half chinknese, probably jelly manlet
*wins*
>>152241326because he isn't dutch, he is hapa
who's gonna win in 2026? will you even watch it next year?
ok chat I am making my predictionin abbydabby AMX does a pit maneuver on lando sending him in to the wall and out of the race he gets a 10 second penalty and ends 2nd with oscar 5thhamilton wins after the penalty
>>1522411621 was his fault the other was outside his control
>>152241347well i didn't see itso it's still your fault
Digits and Abu Dhabi ’25 will make Abu Dhabi ’21 look like any of those Schumi WDC clinches with Ferrari in mid-July that nobody remembers.
>>152241386george's fault
>>152241162One was a normal racing inchident outside his control, the other one was him literally choosing to throw away points out of sheer retard rage
kek no way.
>>152241424doesnt count when youre cheating
>>152241463Chat, is this real???
>>152241135you can't just change one outcome and ignore multitude of others, retard
Imagine if Oscar is coming third and Lando is coming fourth in abu dhabi, they will 100% order them to switch positions Out only hope is for lando to fully fuck up. Just get one of the Vcarbs to crash into him
>>152241135His raging is one of the main reasons why Max is so kino and soulfull tho
>>152241386>>152241437>box to put on shit hards with like 8 laps to the finish>almost lose the the car entirely on the sc restart because it was impossible to get temp into them>driven into by lecuck on the straight>driven into by narb on the corner>be wrongly ordered to give up position>fuck into narb on a slow corner>why would max do this?have a day off
JIGGERShttps://jigex.com/AoptGhttps://jigex.com/AoptGhttps://jigex.com/AoptG
>>152241463wtf how does that even happen
>>152241135no, because kimi crashed into him at the austrian gp
>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium: 214shouldn't this be 213?
>>152241569WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT
>>152241463MODS
>>152241569base
I'm fully expecting a Japan 1989 Mclaren implosion next weekendIt would be the perfect way to cap off a year of Mclaren repeatedly fumbling away what should've been a Mercedes W11 tier season
>>152241463Landosisters, not like this...
>>152240907lap-dance that turns into her bouncing on it like a frog
>>152241562What are you saying? Im right, so stop it
coomers get out
>>152241463holy FUCK if twain could see this he would have heart attack wanking his penis off
>>152241463ToT
>>152241610>Red Bull RBPT: 425 (+25)this is also getting manipulated man, TSUUUUUU got a point
>>152241509I would be okay with Blando having the mother of all asterisks on his only wdc
>>152241463There's no way they're getting away with this right?
>>152241562he gets paid 80 million a year, bro
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!!!
>>152241646The championship isn't won or lost in one race
Next week is gonna be the wettest fart of a race everLando coasting to a very safe 2nd and Sky creaming their pants going "LANDO YOU'RE A WORLD CHAMPION!"
>>152241326isn't there one region over there with a shit ton of SEA immigrants?
congratulations to ferrari for securing p4 in the WCC
>>152241732That's a good cope, bro. It allows you to both come to terms with the fact that norris will be wdc while also downplaying his win. 7/10
The team made a mistake in spain, that costed him places, but not the 20 places the penalty costed him>>152241724It might, but look at the last thread, i said 4 races where max lost points, 1 not his fault 3 other yeah
lekek and hamlel have the chance to do the funniest thing
>>152241649
>>152241569Is this loading for you?
NARG's instagram is getting bombarded with seething fans for the Norris overtake kek
>>152241815why are women?
>>152241574
>>152241688already discussed
>>152241767Max is still only in championship contention due to both driver and team fuck ups
Yeah, Max is literally complete and utter shit
>tsunoda bodiums p2>norrizz p4>gets fired>gimi p3 redeemed >oscuck in hospital couldn't swallow the semen due to rabies
>>152241815We need more drivers deaths to keep these w*men away from the sport
>>152241854women are made for sex
>>152241854
>>152241900trips decide next F1-related death
>>152241900correct
>>152241815that poor girl can't afford a set of matching boots, what's her patreon? I want to help
>due to his performance in Qatar and securing a GP win, Norris keeps his WEC hopes alive>needs Hamilton to score low next race
>>152241880Yes, max have done a better, much better, season than pastri and lando, tjis doesnt mean that he didnt make any mistakes, he did
>>152241912>me every time some orbiter cuck I don't care about and would never pay attention to in real life drops a comment
>>152241941Norizz
>>152241912why did she get her spine scribbled on
>>152241400I'm not a baker, but it's common knowledge that after the 3 hours have passed from the end you update the news, wec standings and double check all points/counters. You remembered the first two of those but not the third it seems.
>>152241958I heard they likes coco pops a lot, buy them a box of this instead
>>152241974Nobody is faultless, chud. Max has his moments across a season, you take the good with the bad and the good vastly outweighs the bad. It doesn't change the fact that the Red Bull was nowhere near good enough to be in contention for the title this year.
>>152242024it happens, it's ok, we've moved past it
>>152240907Look how thick she is goddamn, i need more
>>152241767>the team made a mistake in SpainExcept Max has himself claimed it was his fault for throwing a tantrum and intentionally hitting jorj?It's really weird how Max himself can admit it but his turbo fanboys refuse to
please god let mclels wipe each other out in turn 1
>>152242046Oh yeah no bother, just making sure you knew where you went wrong and why.
>>152242035But what are you saying retard? This is something that i didnt say, i only said that spain was his fault and austria wasnt>>152242061The team gave him bad tires and told him to let jorge pass when he didnt need to, max xrashinf into jorge was his mistake, much more costly than the team one
>>152241941me
>>152242035>the good vastly outweighs the badwe'll find out in abu dhabi if it outweighs it or not
>>152242081you went wrong being a br*t
I think the british falg is just ragebaiting, i will stop replying
>mfw Antonelli lets Lando through
Are we expecting the Ford engine to be total, unreliable shit next year?Is this potentially Max's last opportunity to score a WDC? Or will he bounce to another team in 2027?
nothing to see here
>>152242145
Jensen butthole
>>152242138i am, yes.
>>152242138>engine*generator>>152242145t*rger gets hitlery angry at you for suggesting..
>>152241995kek>>152242015modern way to look cute
>>152242096This is what I originally responded to: >>152241135My point is >>152241724I don't give a fuck what your point is supposed to be, you're responding to me and seemingly claiming something I haven't either. I'm saying it's reductive and pointless to point to one moment and go "he lost it here" when the car has been shit for most of the year and the mcfaggots have been throwing away points.
>>152242226calm down
it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foAwsHPKZ10
>>152241995Every commenter is a potential sugar daddy. Look at Sophia now and where she's at, that's the new female driver meta in life.
>>152242159if you look at the replay of the crash of piquet jr, you would never imagine that it was done on purpose
>>152242130If 21 Drivers' Championships as a nation is going wrong, I don't want to be right.
>>152242285and you're not even br*tish
>>152242285>citing the USAIDS eranot even trying, bro
>>152242253fuck you
has it been already said how different the wdc standings would be as of now if Piastri didn't allow to pass Norris in Italy?
Rumor is FIA is in mclarens garage as we speak.
>>152242383how different would they be if mclaren had pitted norris under sc today
>>152242381is this some ukraine thing?
Got my space heater on, got my Christmas cookies, getting my Cyber Monday deals on PC parts on Amazon.Will everyone still be here after Abba Dabba or will the threads die until 2026?
>>152242447>Will everyone still be here after Abba Dabba or will the threads die until 2026?is it>/f1/ - Dies in winter Formula One Generalanon?
>>152242424You know, it's very mean to get our hopes up like that.
>>152242447Off season these last few years have been extremely kino.
>>152242274the best part about crashgate is him doing a practice spin a few laps before. in hindsight that practice spin is the funniest thing that's ever been done on an f1 track, even funnier than the crash itself
>>152242145is that glock?
>>152242483That’s what the spergs on X are saying. Post was one hour ago from a foid. Who knows if true or not. Maybe copium.
>>152242487Oh good.Will there be old race watch parties?
>>152242447If Lando wins everyone will disappearThen next season there'll suddenly be a whole lot anons saying they were Landofags all along
>>152240907Mating press
>>152242532>Then next season there'll suddenly be a whole lot anons saying they were Landofags all alongyou you mean
>>152242522No I mean the news during the off season have been kino. This sport never fails to deliver. Should have been here when the texts from Horney man dropped. Best day of my life desu.
are you happy now, maxfags? he's a literal child
>>152242558Nope. Not a mclelerenfag(you) though, are a smelly brown thirdworlder same as all the pajeets sending kimi death threats lmao
>>152242578how is cyberbullying real?
>>152242578this is what people do when they get pozzed
>Takes Max out of Austria>Allows Lando to passWhat's the problem with Mercedes?Last race Russell also allowed the Mclarens to pass
>>152242578Wake me when this reaches Latifi death threat level
>>152242578I fucking hate how everything is overanalyzed and interpreted by normies these days
>>152242578Maybe the FIA’s Arab handlers are pissed the script didn’t go as planned. Or Toto finally gaped him and this is representative of the gaping?
>>152242578I really hope Kimi doesn't become a cunt because of meanies on the internet, we don't need another Lando
>>152242578what feminized pussies
>>152242578consider pic rel
You're going to go to Abu Dhabi and you're going to try and prove that everything I've just told you is nothing but a lie. But no matter how well you drive, you won't win, you won't place. I guarantee you right now that you won't even finish the race!
>>152242619were you also mad when everyone was letting Max pass through without even trying to defend at Interlagos?
>>152242578thanks for the update and screenshot retardwho the fuck cares
>>152242509damn I need to rewatch it lol
>>152242578
>>152242688did they take out Lando?
Also quick reminder this board is substantially better when you geoblock all Canadians. They shouldn’t even be allowed to watch this sport, nor have a race in their country.
>>152242705It was in the formation lap, the renault was very bad in that corner
>>152242578>>152242610Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes
>>152242578we all saw what happened no matter how hard the FIA and Mercedes try and gaslight us that it didn'tJorj did the exact same thing in Vegas too
>>152242749>tfwhat are you doing here fernando
>>152242665What makes you think I'm a spic lol? I rooted against Checo too when he was with RB. In fact you can go back to the Mexico threads and I was pointing out how cringe the fans there are suddenly playing the role of Max's biggest fanboys when they previously hated him (typical thirdworld glory-seeking bandwagon mentality)
>>152242159Nice fake oversteer.. thats why we dont have the front pov
>>152242688oh wait, i forgot, it was Piastri who took out others for Norris that raceIts weird how its always the same people who get favored by such accidental crashes, and the only counter to prove that "the others are just as bad" is a bad faith argument about how apparently everybody just rolled to the side when Max came, which is a total imaginary fantasy that did not happen.What did Antonelli do when Max came behind him in Interlagos?
>>152242772Nobody likes you, Lawson
>>152242159Oops, tehehe
>>152242578 What a pussy
>>152242662this is why this movie is so goatedit's the only one that truly capture the capitalist side of motorsport racing
>>152242730>they turned on the weather machineplease let it be another brazil 2024
>>152242619Russel had some fuckery going with his steering iirc
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>>152242807I'd accuse you of being an american driver but there isn't one
>>152242787>thirdworld glory-seekingyou could just say medshitters, bro
Anyone watching for post race FIA scrutineering updates?
>>152242859>gpblogIf he is who i think he is, i dont like him
>>152242843george's just shit
>>152242841It’s fake
>>152242825At least he's not raising another man's child. Interesting how nobody here uses that against Cuckstappen
>>152242841>CyprusIs that dude with the highly built Celica All-Trac still there?
>>152242859>cleared the airwhywouldn't they want t*rger to have to get 5000 hours of therapy because they kept insinuating he's a fraud, a cheat, a gyp
>>152242688Defending against someone who's much faster than you while you're in 6th-20th just hurts your race pace. Which you know and understand.
>>152242896he's the king of Do Nothing/P2 falls on your lap anyway
>>152242904He was groomed
Why so much inappropriate posting of Sydney’s Booba in today’s race megathread?
>yfw OH NO!
>>152242960it was p3, and not since he got his contract
Digits and mclaren will have easy 1-2 on sunday
>>152242976overrated grifter
there's a zero percent chance antonelli wasnt on purpose
>>152242991and now fingol
>>152243001Don't forget to call her a bot.
what did they mean by this?
>>152242976None of the webms I posted were inappropriateI could've posted the nudes but im a gentleman
>>152242981so when Max doesn't win next week and when Merc has the rocketship next season, do you plan on fucking off from this sport? Or are you going to switch to a bong VPN again
>>152242976for good luckit worked
>>152243011What the fuck delete now
>>152243068>vpnno u indog faggot
Charles leclercs gf is too elegant. She is on my tiktok feed now: seems she is a fan favourite amongst woman who follow f1 as well. I like her dressing style. Doesnt seem too whorish
>>152243062forgot pic
>>152243080you deserved it though
>>152241941can you believe theres been no female f1 driver movie yet
>>152242578https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quxXOMIVaR0
>>152243092His previous gf on the other hand… a feeder
Why would Kimi keep lando behind for several laps and then suddenly let him pass? Lando could have gotten sainz too.
how high does this rank in a top mclel moments
digits and yuki goes full ryan wood mode to help Max win the championship
They would rather hardcore fuck both than help OscarFuck me that was so depressingFASTEST bar none and gets p2 and gets raped, out of contention unless some miracle happens, but Lando gets lucky with Kimi>Double stack pit - oscar gains, lando probably loses>oscar pits first, oscar gains>lando pits first, oscar loses so they cant and wont do this>both out, what they did, royally fucked themfuck meflexiblity btw
>>152243080ok but only because it was rude of me
>>152241815>>152241854That's a man, look at his mini dick
>>152243118Digits and max dies painfully
>>15224088212 point diffP1 to P4 is 13 pointsP2 to P8 is 14 pointsP3 to P9 is 13 pointsa DNF for Lando and I think he still wins out if Max doesn't score higher than P4 because he has more P2 finishes and the same amount of wins as Max, but I don't know the rules beyond "equal on points -> winner is the one with most race wins"
>Kimi Antonelli has changed his Instagram Profile Picture to black bahhahahahjeets are burning him alive
>>152242867This time next year there won't be a kiwi driver either
>>152243142I mean it doesnt really matter much, Norris has to finish in P5 at the most and Max has to winno fucking shot
>>152243142very highm*rcedes-like retardation
>>152243148Oh wow he’s finally broken. Incredible. I hope he leaves that dogshit team. Fire Albon, send Kimi to Williams, and Piastri to Merc
>>152243174Digits and no u
>>152243202yeah they didn't want to win this race anyway!
>>152243202Don't underestimate the goblin's ability to reveal a mother of all kwab at the peak of pressure
>>152242578hope this twink faggot gets punished hard by his master toto
>>152243142>felxibility
>>152243215And go where, Ferrari?
>>152243098>already in lap 6 oscar had a gap to pit behind kimi, at that point he was p4, but some retards here pretended that alo could have done something to be in front of lando after 18 laps
>>152240882Stole from reddittldrlandos to lose unless he doesn't get podium, then it gets spicy
>>152243098Really is a shame that the last two grand prix of the year are in soulless arab countries where all the "fans" in attendance are indian slave workers forced to attend so Lando wont get rightfully booed
>>152243148if I were Wobbler I am furiously calling every other team in the paddock for a different seat in 2027 for him
>>152243221already happened >>152243011>deletedhmm
>>152243241Did you read the entirety of my post?
>>152243142they have shown they would rather throw away a victory to keep muh papaya rules (to favour norris)
>>152243271no
>>152242578I thought BLM was in 2020
>>152243279based
>>152243240>felchibility.
>>152242800He also defended against Max but didn't make a mistake.
Why would Piastri leave Mclaren? It is the best car.Would he have been better on a much slower Mercedes? Or at Ferrari? Or getting gaped by Max on RB? He is at the best possible team.
>flexibility>from the team that brought you flexy mini DRS last year
shes amazing bros
>>152243332>brazilian>incapable of future tense thinking Incredible display
>>152243349For doing the absolutely obvious that 17/19 drivers on the grid were shouting for when Hülk imploded?
>>152243332being cucked on internationally telly takes its toll on the mind>Would he have been better on a much slower Mercedes? Or at Ferrari? Or getting gaped by Max on RB? He is at the best possible team.MaybeNoMaybeBut at least he'll be racing, not participating in whatever mclaren wants to do
>>152243253mercs, wilhems, even the ferraris have a chance to do something really funny in yabber dabbers
>>152243332There is no "best car" for 2026.
>>152243188>#pozzambassador
A post on x claims that aston WONT be in the barcelona preseason testing...Alobros...
Should be unloseable for Norris. Max needs to win and have 2 non-Piastri drivers between him and Norris. Because even if it's Max-Piastri-Russell-Norris for example Piastri would just drop all the way back to 4th to get Norris to win. Max's only hope is if Antonelli (lol) or Ferrari (lmao) are also faster than Norris.If they were serious about the title they should have kicked the jap ages ago and put in someone who can actually rearguard from somewhere better than P16. Hell even put Checo back for a race if they can.
>>152243401>ferrarisas in what? Ignoring blue flags?
>>152242578I'm a grown man. What does that mean.
>>152243332>Why would Piastri leave Mclaren? It is the best car.They will be midfield at best next year
just imagine if mclel had pitted thougha 2 stop race with everyone pitting on 7 and 32would have been even more of a slurper in a way only f1 could have given us
>>152243445Newey built a rocketship and they don't want to show their cards yet
>>152243332I'm guessing Ferrari.
>>152243460maybe
>>152243417Maybe not best car, but yes best team>>152243456Maybe piastri doesnt cuck himself that much, mayeb they only need 1 mercedes there>>152243485Barcelona is mostly to test engines
>>152243456>Piastri would just drop all the way back to 4th to get Norris to winImagine he didn’t
>>152243456Can Max fool ps3 and hold him 1s behind so he will fight to the finish line?
>>152243523>Imagine he didn’tthen his engine would explode. or he would have an extremely slow pitstop
>>152243137>sponsored by Magnumkek
>>152243456He just has to actually get within a pit stop so he can stay out on old tires and hold them up like Perez was actually good at, not that I'm saying that's particularly likely either.
>>152243518>best teamAh yes, team "Papaya rules except otherwise" sure is the "best team".
I’m pretty convinced the goal was to get Norris p3 and Oscar p2, or to further fuck Oscar later in the race. I don’t think they anticipated Max having the pace he had or Norris bottling it. If they pitted with everyone else we would have saw an Oscar p1 Max P2 Norris P3 likely.
Where's Edd's video
>>152243332right now nobody knows who'll dominate in 2026. Its going to be 2022 all over again where a HAAS is gapping hamilton in a merc.I want to see if Newey works his magic in AM and finally ditches stroll
I think we're in for something special from Mclaren next week. You just know that both Norris and Piastri are sulking after what happened in the last two races and it'll all come bubbling up while preparing for this week.This + the pressure from amx will cause them to do a final huge fuck up in Abu Dhabi.
>>152243523He'll have a mystery puncture at the worst possible moment (via sniper rifle)
what are the odds peescatstree takes out norrishe must be pissed, he was a lock for the title and the team sabotaged him
>>152243574no the goal was purely to take oscar out of the championship fight. which the achieved
Fellow AMX HATERS:How will we celebrate our win next week?????????THIS CHEATFRAUD'S REIGN OF TERROR IS FINALLY ENDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>152243589The mentally weak have already been beaten. All we do now is wait for physical reality to catch up now.
now piss3 has basically no option to winhe should finally bend the knee and slurp goblino semenhe lost
>>152243564Thats other thing, i meant that maybe mclaren fuck it and dont have a good car in 26, but in the long run they will put their shit together
>>152243611YeahI wonder why they didn't pit only Norris, even
>>152243589I don't really see Norris sulking after this race. The pressure is still there, yeah.
>>152243611That’s what my post said you illiterate fuck.
Will PS3 let Norris pass if it comes to that for Norizz to get the WDC?
>>152243650He will. But that would make Norris a bigger joke than Hill, IMO.Imagine winning a title like this
>>152243574P2/P4 is still closer on points than P1/P2McLaren has a very government idea of "fair" anyways
>>152243523I would cheer his name for all time if any driver did something that based. But let's be real, the man is a bitch made feminine tool doormat and will listen to the man on the radio over his own soul.
>>152243650I dont knowMaybe, if there is a car between them i dont think so
>>152243456Not a chance he will after what they've pulled this season against him.
is he on the spectrum?
>>152243650the replay clip of that happening will make Norris/McLaren asshurt for a long time
>>152243646not gonna lie, i didn't even read it
>>152243650He already gave up 6 pts when he swapped with the narb before and ps3 was leading the wdc. With him out of it now unless Norris fucks his gf the night before he'll help him
>>152243711I'll only say that he was a little too happy in the Lego car
>Lewis Hamilton has “so many notes” for Ferrari - but will they listen to him?
>>152243720Gay.
What do you think bros?Will Lando succumb to mental fatigue in the end?It would be a perfect end for this season.
>>152243469he's gay and emo
>>152243724Yeah, as if that mattersWhat do you remember of brazil 2012 vettel being let pass by michael or alos stare
>>152243615You should start preparing your anus for the blast that'll come after inevitable V next week
>>152242972how did such a piece of ass come from the loins of that brazilian goblin
>>152243732>unless Norris fucks his gf the night beforeIsn't this very unlikely?I don't know who is Piastri's gf, but Lando's gf is very pretty
>>152243631
>>152243770for Norris tho
>>152243792lando norris does not have a girlfriend. he has a beard. he is a poofter queer.
Maybe the 2026 Ferrari will be good and have a stable rear end?
>>152243621B E L I E V E
>>152243792Most of this thread would fuck PS3's PR handler...
>>152243759nah hes been good for podium even if he doesnt win, will take a lot to have him fick up
biz idea: getting overtaken by your teammate is an automatic 5 second penalty
why did you not tell me drinking from 10am was a bad idea??ITS BAD.
>>152243818That's kind of zesty, ngl
>>152243844lapped by teammate?easy dsq
>>152243780Her mother is dutch (and looks like amx mom)
>>152243826I'd stabilize her rear end if you get my meaning
>>152243875black flag
Max Verstappen fans this is to you:next week you are sulking and depress by this time. YOUR FALSE IDOL'S REIGN OF CHEATING, FRAUDING, AND PLAYING GAMES WITH FIA IS AT AN END.WE WILL CROWN THE TRUE WDC THAT IS LANDO NORRIS
>>152243834B E L I E V E
>>152243851It's bad if you're over 40. Otherwise, you're just weak.
>call the boys, we have one last job
>>152243001Hillary and Harris lost, bro
>>152243456>have 2 non-Piastri drivers between him and Norrisideal scenario would bemax narb ps3 chuck nando goblando
Still dickriding Max in 2025 BTW
>>152241815what's the other chicks name?
>...to change history, hence we will discipline the people who continue to drive for McLaren and eliminate the source of ANY title challenges from McLaren's garage!Mobile Suit F1: Max's Counterattack
It would be incredibly funny if Micheal Masi somehow decided to show up as a guest next week. Not on TV, just in the paddock and some social media photos.
>>152242976>>152243826
Has there not been an interview with a kwabbing norris yet? He's not been asked for comment? There's no footage of him mentally collapsing in realtime?
>>152243851We've told you your drinking is problematic all the time
What does /f1/ think of Mclaren's race director? From Wikipedia:>Randeep "Randy" Singh is a British Formula One engineer. >He is currently the racing director for the McLaren Racing Formula One team.
>>152243921beliebe it or not, next week you can recreate this image using Toto, Yuki and Hulkenberg (imagine the Umlaut yourself)
>>152243973
I will believe because it was what Eddie Jordan would've wanted me to do
>>152243996>totowhat is he gonna do?
>>152244009
>>152243919I'm not even beat up just want sleep >>152243981based on what?
>>152243973>https://youtu.be/Gq7gt1wHrhQ?t=302
>>152244028do an oopsie in exchange for Max moving to Mer*edes
>>152243894I don’t get your meaning
Would most of the grid rather Lando to win? Or Max?
>>152244028>what is he gonna do?the deal was already sealed in the yacht
>>152244028hold the line
>>152244035>just want sleepHard liquor sorts that. I'm too old for that regime now, but that's how I would party hard. You don't want to sleep.
>>152244047He's pathetic
>>152244063Probably everyone except bongs and proudy
>>152244063all the rookies love Max, so there's a big slice of the grid there
>>152244104ESL moment
>>152243914B E L I E V E
>>152244104>and proudysaar loves amx
Meanwhile norizz still has 1 world championship on the official f1 website
>>152244094you don't understand the circumstances
>>152244059>so you wanna be a 5 times wdc?>let's talk max>I know that pasta kimi fucked up this weekend but cam on, everyone makes mistakes>here lemme show you how pasta kimi is gonna ammend for his mistake>oh and btw you are coming to mercedes in 2027, right? >wink wink*
>>152243996>not having the umlaut on your keyboard or knowing the alt code off memoryNot that you would ever need it, posting from a slum in Africa
>>152243818bruh what the hell>>152244063probably max. 85% of them dont have a title. the guy with 4 getting 5 doesn't mean a thing while the new blood getting one in a fast car is humiliating. hamilton would probably want norris to win in order to not make max beat his consecutive title record
ONEOFUS
>>152244047Oscar lost the win and i lost p2Did he lost p2? Question
Do we think the Red Bull PR girls will give Yuki one last orgy to send him on his way?
Lando torpedoes AMX because he's a cuck
>>152244193He's taking them with them for when Alpine gets bought and rebranded as Tencent Fortnite Formula 1 Team
>>152244193
might skip work because I got too silly at the prospect of a lando crowning todauy
>>152244063>want Max to winLewisAlonsoHulkGabiLawsonHadjarGimi >wants PS3 to winChuckSainzAlbonOconManbearColapissGasly>wants Lando to winTsunodaRussellStroll
>>152244203Daniel Riccardo never had a cheat car.
easy Ferrari 1-2 in yabba dabba dhabi, next week
>>152244266you forgot Max, PS3 and Lando
How much did McLaren pay him?
>>152244176ferrari did it better
>abbydabby next
>>152244232Does the right one have an insta where she posts her brapper?
>>152244179he lost p2 on turn 1yes
>>152244297Max wants Max to winPS3 wants Max to winLando secretly wants Max to win
>>152244311A better question is how many ruppees Helmut Marko spent to have an army of online pajeets go after him
>>152244232why does alice look like a burn victim here
>>152243239source?
>>152243956I don't know
>>152244347I believe this.
call me a driver in in cutter I can't see shitnand I'm out of breath
Let me guess boys. The race finished pretty much exactly the same as the starting positions!
>>152244390redheads are very sensitive to the sun
>>152243792>>unless Norris fucks his gf the night before>Isn't this very unlikelyIt is.
>>152244523No.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much will you orgasm if AMX actually wins this year?
>remember I'm uncut>suddenly start rooting for the driver I don't like because otherwise I feel like the universe might punish me for being too spoiledanyone else feel that way?
Good day lads. Had a busy day and just finished watching the race. That was good fun. So, what happened? Norris failed on turn 1, once again. McLaren strategy is in shambles. Did kimi let norris by? I would like to thank the script writers for the fun the end of the season has been.
>>15224456214
>>152244562ad2021/10
UTTERLY M I N D B R O K ENLIKE HE GOT NTR'D BY 50 UGLY BASTARDS
I'm not getting up until till I can sneak back to my hotel without everyone being me stumble you didn't tell me this was a bad idea
Where is the 100 million dollar man?Didn't see him all weekend.
>>152244232>>152244193
>>152244580Bro you're indian
>>152244562Vesuvius/10.
>Red Bull confirms Tuesday announcement on 2026 F1 driver line-upssave the date, mr hadjar do yo thang
>>152242578Colabros, you went too far this time.
>>152244654yeah, you're cut
you are all delusional if you think Seb can still win it
>>152244562One billion
Good morning all, I fucking hate McLaren
>>152244696Going through that list makes me want to kill myself. Fuck the driverpilots of today.
>>152244717we know Oscar
>>152244673The date Marko most likely ruins another young talent?
>>152244717How is rawe ceek over there? I still gotta wait 11 minutes
whatever happened to alex albon
I fucking hate dog owners. They're complete scum. 99% of them. Stop letting your dumb mutts ran around loose in the neighborhood you cunt. And when their dog chases or bites someone, or they're told to keep control of their dog like a lawful citizen, they refuse to ever take responsibility and get indignant>he don't bite he don't bite he don't bite he don't bite he don't bite he a good boi he frenly Shut up retard I fucking hate you DIE
>>152244774He got to him.
>>152244774chinese he pussy
>>152244774Sainz raced him so hard
>>152244717We know, Hattie.
>>152244717Is Qatar Airways really that fast?
>the 1.8 pitstop was a lieLIBERTYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>152244774They told him to dial it back because he was humiliating Sainz and Vowles
>Good morning all, I fucking hate McLaren
>>152244786How is this F1 related?
>>152244774They put him in the 2nd Red Bull.
>>152244786mentally ill subhuman.Replace dog owners with "Truck Drivers" and then you would be correct.>hURRR we bring da food to your tableoh fuck off. You don't see fleets of massive trucks forming walls and blocking traffic in Tokyo.
>>152243759thanks for reminding me about the mental fatigue meme
>>152244696Like I remember Alonso getting kwabbed and all but my brain can't comprehend that he was actually this far ahead or that Wobbler was between him and Vettel
>>152244845>ynr torger also ruined pitstops
>>152244696Seb's mentor>Michael SchumacherPS3's mentor>the guy most known for getting KWAB'd by his teammate and never winning
>>152244673btw putting hadjar for abu dhabba would be a no brainer. even if he fucks it still an upgrade over yugi
>>152244855Dog owner=MclarenDog=Piastri when he crashes into Norris T1 in Abu Dhabi
>>152244855rosco was unleashed usually
Considering that you dont watch the races i doubt that you remember that
>>152244646why do you victimize yourself like this
>>152244853greetings from kazachstan
>>152244877another great thing ruined by russians
I remain hopeful but Max's chances to win it all are near zero. Realistically in a scenario where max is 1st and Botllando 4th the 2nd and 3rd spot will be occupied by piastri and a Merc, Piastri can be called back via team order on the last lap and Russlel would be likely to "accidentally" let Norris through given his dislike of Max. We can only hope in a massive fuckup by Norris under pressure.I'll be ready with my AMD AMX spam all the same.
>>152244968Petrov did nothing wrong.
>>152244877it was the double points race so in current term, alonso only lead by 7 points
>>152244995Russell, Sainz and maybe Antonelli could fight for a podium and help Max, under the most optimistic circumstances.
>>152245040>(dogless)lolcruel
>>152244845FAT FUCK crofshit was trying to push that shit, implying pee ass tree's pitstops were both like 1.8sec
just remembered that bearman had a meltdown mid-race and beat the fuck out of his steering wheel in the pitlane while screaming into the void
>>152245040>(dogless)kek
>>152245007Nay, there is an interview to petrovs race engineer where he said that they just took advantage of ferraris stupid mistake
>>152245072It's not a wheel
>>152244696>mfw I'm down by 15 points with 1 race to go but my opponent is a medshitter
>>152245112gimi said so once and i listen to him
>>152245018no it wasn't, that was 2014
>>152245018That was 2014 and isn't the point anyways, it's just in hindsight the idea of things going right for Ferrari that long in Curse of Gimi era in the first place seem so unlikely. Same as how weird it is to think that Webber was having a better season until the very end when he got absolutely annihilated the next 3 years.
>>152245149yeah you are right
>>152245138but he never speaks
>>152245040you may need a new hobby besides your pathological obsession wtih celebrity athletes
>>152245170https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X94EMufap4HEY
>>152245175>dickriding kwabmilton in 2025grim
>>152245040How do you manage to get 0 (zero) podiums while your teammate has 7
Next weekend will be a funeral. But for who?
>>152245216USAIDS got shut down
>>152245074thats terrible lmao
>>152245162wobbler's first few races were pretty bad and yet seb managed to win with 1 more retirement to boot
>>152242578>are you happy nowonly once he kills himself.
>>152245247england
>>152245052Yeah but Russell hates Max, Proudy and Gimi are a toss-up
How would /f1/ feel if Hamilton got his first podium of the season by holding off Norris to finish P3
JANNIES ARE MEXICAN (WHICH IS SOUTH AMERICA) FAGGOTS
Good night /f1/
>>152245316hamilton is getting 23-1'd by lecuck, bro
Kimi should divebomb and take out Lando next race to redeem himself
>>152240803>McLaren Mercedes>>152241135>>152241574>>152242145literal 4v1
>>152245316the better question is how would the bongs feel about that lmao
>>152245316Let's see him make it to Q2 before making predictions like that
>tfw you know the team is fucking you over and over but there are no free seats for next season
>>152245375There is always a free seat at Red Bull
>>152245361mentally ill twitter fujos will shlick to this pic and be like>SEE??????? I TOLD YOU THEY WERE A THING
>>152245344not like 22-2 would be any better
>>152240826This lady?
>>152245375That's a good cope, bro. It allows you to both come to terms with the fact that norris will be wdc while also downplaying his win. 7/10
>>152245375this cuck will gladly take it when they ask him to let lando overtake him in abu dabby.
>>152245316Would be based. Very unlikely to finish 3rd if he qualifies somewhere around p18 thoughbeit
>>152245216Leclerc is another shitbox whisperer like Russell.
>>152245284You mean Australia.
>>152245343>same hairline as oscargrimalso i saw a camgirl on chaturbate who looks related to martin brundle. it was weird
>>152245432Might be a good ending, many would hate Mclel and Lando if they did that.
>>152240803ron dennis wouldnt have let mclaren stoop this low.
>>152245402A free ejector seat
>>152245375karma for screwing over alpine
so what exactly does he do at Williams again? Is he even the lead driver anymore?
what does edd think about mcshit not pitting tho
>>152245289>Gimi are a toss-upwell he probably hates him at least a bit now thanks to the millions of pajeet fans sending him threats and seething
>>152245483>why a CONTROVERSIAL move by Mclaren has brought Red Bull right back into the championship battle
>>152245375>red bull has a seat announcement next Tuesday (before the last race)>everyone thinks it's hadjarI would absolutely cream myself if they announce that Piastri is switching to red bull next year just before the end of the season.I'm expecting it to be hadjar.
>>152245072He had a decent reason for it.
>>152241945Max should show up to Abu Dhabi with a replica of Kimi's helmet
>>152245066the real shitter is ted ((kravitz))
>>152245554>Goes from Lando's lapdog to Max's lapdognah
>>152245483
>>152241004Bit strange to specify Narita instead of just saying "Japan".
>>152240907bukake
why were most of the drivers clean shaven during the vegas gp, but now they seem to have been allowed to grow their facial hair back?
>>152245599I imagine Piastri would rather know he's the second seat than be lied to about being equal.
>>152245532If they've bet all their Play store cards on Max's championships win it's on them
>>152245640Are you a woman kind lady?
Did Antonelli even try to explain why he lost 5 seconds in a lap after he let Norris by
>Hamilton's all-time records getting diluted because he was too stubborn to admit he's washedlmaoing my ass off
>>152245679He didn't, per se. But we did see him fuck up a corner and go extra wide and off the track.
>>152245461ron dennis a shit
>>152242859dire
>>152245679Anal prolapse
mclaren did the right thing considering they want norris to win.they screwed over piastri, they know that max can only win due to some bullshit scenario, the next track favours the mclarens heavily. they'd rather have max at 12 points and piastri at 16 points to norris than max at 22 points and piastri at 12 points to norris
>>152245786you're wrong
>>152245741stats fags are gay
>>152245814you're watching a sport where the strategy decisions are usually based on data generated from computer farms that run millions of simulations
>normie opinion is that RB has advantage with 4 cars, but 3 of them are pure midfield and never in title contender's way>in reality Amx is driving against 4 cars alone (McLaren-Mercedes and Mercedes)
>>152245865ok then record stats fags are gay
>>152243988Very proud to have some Canadian representation at McLaren, truly representative of this cuck country to also be working for the cuck team.
>>152245896fair enough
>>152245576would be kino
>>152245878The Mercedes are in McLaren's way too.
>>152245806I wish.
>>152245929lollmao even
>>152244091>Red Bull didn't make the right call. They made the only call.>Everyone made the same call other than McLarenSo... the right call then?Just anything except a normal reaction from these people.
>>152245966They are not obliged to help McLaren and they wouldn't want to be losing to a customer team.
>>152245416max stole kvyat's entire life
>>152245786They don't want Lando to win either since they have screwed him over the past 2 races.
>>152245878I can't remember if any of those 3 cars even put up a fight once this season
>>152246009>they have screwed him over the past 2 races.This has been debunked
>>152246086By who?
>>152246102McLaren
>>152246086it was rebunked sweaty
>>152246009they screw over piastri too while they can help him when he's in better position to win races
>>152244558Cope
>>152245040but does it really matter
>>152245996way to cope with getting another man's sloppy seconds, and raising their kid>my wife's daughterAny other driver on the grid would be crucified relentlessly if they were in the exact same situation. But because it's max, nothing. The silence speaks volumes.
>>152246102*whom
>>152246190Based ESL grammar checking KING
Still can't believe Max has now won Qatar (a track notorious for being impossible to overtake) back to back, neither time starting on pole.
>>152246169>The silence speaks volumes.Let that sink in. Make it make sense.
>>152246260This. So much this.I can't even.
>>152246247He only won on strategy.
>>152245983see>>152238788
baking
>>152246260>Let that sink in.Ok. Come on in, Sink.
>>152246247>2023 won from pole>2024 won from p2>2025 won from p3
>>152246169Imagine being THAT jealous because no one brings you pillows and hugs while you play vidya
multiple thread regulars self identify as sink pissers
>>152246306It was literally his starts that placed him in a position to win both times.2024 he passed NARB (who should have been P20 for embellishment) off the line while on the dirty side of the grid.2025 he passed goblando which meant McLaren were stuck not wanting to split the strategy in the pit stops.
>>152246347>American "humour"And that's not a sink, that's a faucet.
>>152246169Because this isn't the same 4chan as 10 years ago. Everyone now is in their 30s and realistically any anon trying to find a girl is probably going to have to deal with roasties who already have kids. It's the same as tattoos. It used to be considered an immediate deal breaker, now nobody even brings it up anymore.
>>152246400>And that's not a sink, that's a faucet.It's quite clearly both
>>152246247>>152246363Soulless winner for a soulless track.
baek
>>152246466Don't worry we can just use the indogs VPN thread with the LandOP
>>152246490>>152246490>>152246490gimi (real)
>>152244647
>>152245640Because muslim country.Only infidels are clean shaven, and it makes muslims uncomfortables.And F1 as a whole gobbles middle eastern dick.
