>Tuesday 2nd December 20257.30pm AFC Bournemouth v Everton7.30pm Fulham v Manchester City8.15pm Newcastle United v Tottenham Hotspur >Wednesday 3rd December 20257.30pm Arsenal v Brentford7.30pm Brighton & Hove Albion v Aston Villa7.30pm Burnley v Crystal Palace8.15pm Leeds United v Chelsea8.15pm Liverpool v Sunderland7.30pm Wolverhampton Wanderers v Nottingham Forest >Thursday 4th December 20258pm Manchester United v West Ham United
>>152242143Geordie birds, corrr
>>152242143no pride & no prejudice
corrrr am finkin assna bottled v 10 men
mareska2shoild be sacked 2bh
>>152242143Newcastle are so grim
>transfield
>>152242339he's 3rd though?
>>152242143
>>152242469Kek
>>152242493Yeah he couldn't win again arsenal playing 2 cbs no one has ever heard of
>>152242515kek
Would love to see this guy sold while he's away at AFCON.
>>152242848Damgo OuattRa?
>>152242848Yeah fuck Salah piss off to the Saudis
>virgin trans dyke
You just know GB was utterly seething over that Isak goal
midweek PLsoul
We are never getting back to the Premier LeagueFeels awful
what went wrong?
>>152243450They lost their soul when Nuno left
>>152243450Fosun money ran out
>>152243190Yeah sure he’s seething that Poocastle rinsed Liverpool to the tune of £125 million pounds for a striker who has scored *checks notes* once in the league since August
reminder today is the first day of the week, you won't believe me but check the calendar on your fridge
Is Paqueta retarded? Also why didnt Bowen stop him
>>152243450they're gonna smash Derby's record aren't theylooked like Southampton were going to do it last season (they still set the record for fastest relegation)
>>152244005>The Right Honourable Member for Wolverhampton South West (1950 to 1974).
>>152244778Imagine if he could see it now
Remember Arsenal fans saying Timber was better than James lolhttps://youtu.be/Vf100kkIm48TIMBERRRRRRR
is there a full video of the toilet incident ?
>>152244816HE IS A CLOWN JURRIEN TIMBERRRR
>>152244833>nearly 1 am in santorini and asking for this
>>152244816couldn't appreciate this show at the time but it all clicked after i worked in one
>>152244895Yeah me neither and then I had a manager in an office who was exactly like Brent except even less funny
>>152244889im watching greek chiringuito(there are 10 different versions)
>>152242143this gets more disgusting the more often i see it
>>152245011Unrepentent savagery of the working class
>>152244991not sure what that is but it's probably healthier than watching Geordie Bastard's sister swallow a load of muck
>>152245091was that fat whore a french from marseille or english aswell
>>152245115she was Ms Geordie 2024
>>152245115she's among the finest of the english roses
>>152245146we don’t sign our posts here
>>152244952pretty much all the managers I ever met weren't like Brent in that they all tried to be funny, but more like they're appointed as leaders in the workplace but if they were any good they wouldn't be working there. apart from one or two, all of them were promoted beyond their competency.
I was always a combination of Jim/Tim and James Bond at my former employ
>my former employoh it shows, it shows!
>>152245115Goes against everything I've ever been brought up to believe if French women look like this
>>152245347Getting a fiver for washing your mums car doesn’t count as a former employer I’m afraid
>he's an indian not a canadian riding his moose and chugging maple syrupshocking! more news at 10
But it is ok for illegals and set up barber shops to filter the human trafficking money, cut ten hair cuts a day, show 80 a day in their books, tax man happy, Kurdish trafficking lot are happy with brand new cars and buy property with cash
>>152243051Kek
Crystal Palace were 12 unbeaten at Selhurst Park until the arrival of ZirkGOD
>win a throw-in in the final third>order your teammates to assemble in the opponent's box as you would for a long throw, despite having no long throw specialist>have your main free kick taker come short>prepare for a long throw but instead throw it limply onto the pitch so it soon stops dead>free kick taker delivers it into the box with plenty of headers awaiting>free kick from every throw-in situation now matter whatfind a flaw
>>152248562>win the first ball and fuck you up on the counternothing personnel
My Kurdish barber does a lot more than ten a day
>>152248562>every player bar two on the defensive time stands in front of goal in a headstand so they cover the entire goal top to bottom>the other two players lay in front of the handstanders arms so there's no handballsheh, score if you can
>>152242143Can a bong explain what I’m looking at here?
>>152249363Love Actually but in Grainger Market
>>152249363newcastle united player discussing with his agent the terms of a new contract offered by the club
>>1522493632 Geordies went on a school trip to Beamish and ended up in the bathrooms
>>152245115Well she's white so my guess is she isn't from Marseille
>>152242143>return of the 8:15pm KOits such a shafting to matchgoing fans
weekend thoughts1. City playing like shite but winning convinced me its a matter of time before they overtake Arsenal2. Salah gets dropped and Liverpool win, Isak scores. Salah is their best player but something seems off and maybe he should move on3. Mount deserves to play more4. Thomas Frank calling matchgoing fans fake for booing is comical. He needs to shut up
If City are still in the race by the Etihad game against Arsenal, I think it will finally be the year that Arsenal win at the Etihad and seal the league. They've gotten closer and closer every year and they haven't won at the Etihad since 2015 when they still had Giroud playing for them.
>>152248562Foul throws abound.
>>152244754Bet you he planned it.
WTF there are 2 prem match fixtures this week
>>152244754It was a bit weird how almost none of the West Ham players actually tried to stop Paqueta.
I knew Sheffield Wednesday were bad, but minus 4? Bloody hell
>>152249363Uncle Fester and The Penguin had a daughter and it looks like she's escaped from the sewers up through the toilet while this tubby fella was taking a whizz
we didn't win :/
>>152254428probably bored of telling him to leave it out at this point
>>152243450They're gonna bounce back once they beat Arsenal
>>152242143>8.15pmmust be Amazon week
>>152255562Amazon don't have PL rights any more. It's back on Sky.
>Daniel Farke is facing a defining week as Leeds manager, with senior figures at the club expecting him to be sacked if his side lose home games against Chelsea and Liverpool.
>BREAKING: Sheffield Wednesday have been handed a further six-point deduction due to payment obligations >The club’s former Owner, Dejphon Chansiri, has been prohibited from being an owner or director of any EFL Club for a period of three years.w e wl a d
>>152255643If Sheffield United's burger owners succeed in buying and merging Wednesday, then they should inherit all their points deductions.
>>152255655They should be allowed to buy but not to merge
>>152242143She looks more disappointed than he does.That'll take the wind out of your sails after banging a gril like that.
>>152256129>bangingHer hymen is intact they only engaged in oral.
>>152256129corrrr am finkin it isn't disappointment am finkin she's just a gormless retard
>>152256140>girl from the north east>hymen still intact after year 7Hahaha
>>152256261No she's an angel and I can save her.
>>152256254we don’t sign our posts here
>Elliot Anderson has already informed his entourage of his intention to give priority to #ManCity for a future transfer.
>>152255643Rick Parry won't face any repercussions even though he's responsible btw. He was untouchable before, but now that Liverpool Law has came in...
>>152256423I do like that the EFL have banned Chansiri for three years as if that will do anything.
>>152256389corrrr dats why a forged ya signature
>Florian Wirtz is struggling at Liverpool because Arne Slot broke a promise to him and their other players are greedy, according to a Bayern Munich chief. >Uli Hoeness - Bayern's controversial, firebrand honorary president - says the Reds have too many 'superstars' who want to hog the ball. >"They spent £500 million and are having a disastrous season," Hoeness said, via Bild. "In my opinion, that's because they only have superstars. I always say: Liverpool will soon have to play with five balls because the stars won't give up any of them."
>>1522564423 years seems insanely short
Chansiri will just rove around England disguised as a school for three years and then molest another Football League club when will the FA do something?
>>152256579
>>152256543Why are Germans like this? I thought they were all sunshine and rainbows :(
of people on Universal Credit in January 2025, 76.2% were from the white ethnic group. The Asian/Asian British ethnicity group accounts for 10.4%. The Black/African/Caribbean/Black British ethnicity group accounts for 6.0%HOWAY the lads
>>152256641
>>152256692>tf>tp
Dave is on the dole, terrible night for the homeless
>>152256697sorry angry bitter lad continue with your posting, just wanted to let you know I got my spotlight ready to shine on you so have at it ;)
>>152256714laughing at you getting btfo in the last thread :)
>>152256728can we get a screenshot, no one knows what you're referring to
>>152256743Yeah I remember you getting done over multiple times :)
>>152256752i also remember the canuck fag
>>152256755we don't sign our posts here
>>152256760yes Canadians are fags I'm glad we settled that
>>152256770done him
>>152256770BTFO that canadian fag
and this is the stinky bastard who belittles my 'patter'. As a reminder, unless there is a screenshot I wasn't btfo (and I never have been)
>>152256770Shagged him FIRMLY up the arse with that one
honestly who gives a shit about smaller teams. what we need is a 32 team regular season then a playoff between the top 4 teams with a 3 game series in both the semis and final. who's with me?
>>152257012wtf am I reading
>>15225705132 game regular season1st vs 4th2nd vs 3rdwinners go to finaleach tie a 3 game series
>>152254978Wonder if they all think the betting stuff is true as well and don't want to get involved in case he goes crazy
>>152257067>each tie a 3 game seriesthis would create some elite games and stories, for sure
>>152257075Alpha as fuck move to do it as brazenly as this right after you get the FA to apologize after they were chasing him for like 2 years
>>152257123>elite storieszoomer brain
I've seen enough. This guy is a De Bruyne regen, but a defensive version.
>>152257259you've never let a story unfold before you?
>>152257333i've unfolded your mom cuntflaps, does that count?
Sex Dungeon Tommy getting the call-up ready
Premier League Teams | Open play expected goals against
>>152257390>burnlel
>>152257342we don't sign our posts here
>>152257459shut the fuck up, dicksucking Canadian
overwhelmed with this banter, can barely keep my head above water
>>152257605oh yeah? If you can't keep your head above water, then it sounds to me like you're an adult who can't swim HEHEHE
>>152257390
Oasis is for poofters
been watching lots of old footy from decades pastwhichever video editor invented the "crop off the top and bottom of 4:3 footage and present the result as widescreen" really needs to be shot and hanged for his crimes
>>152257145Kek, that's what I said in the last thread. It really does seem like he's taunting them.
>>152257356What's the orange thing? That goop that players sometimes down? Is it like a protein goop? >>152257390How different would it be if Trafford stayed at Burnley I wonder
>>152257875go-gurts I imagine
It's Monday night. Where's the footy?
>>152258090there's birmingham v watford if you're desperate
>>152255643>3yearsso essentially ruin a club and that club will be relegated and will ned to rebuild and yet the cause of all that only gets to be suspended from doing the same thing again for 3 years. Amazing how corrupt football is.
>>152258615I'm not even sure how they came to the conclusion of just 3 years.
>>152258659They don't want to deter le foreign investment.
>>152242143From this single frame I can confidently diagnose her thyroid problem, pcos an pre-diabetesI'm not even a medical professional
>>152257310So good he gets battered by Brighton who couldn't finish 8 odd big chances.
>>152258769Not his fault that the team around him are shit
My Brighton in 5th place in the Premier League (beat league in the world)?
>>152259019mfw a newcastle fan enters the cubicle
>>152259058
Reminder than Rick Parry is a leading figure in the fight against football corruption
Lads, hear me out.
What do Geordies do for work? Are they all on welfare?
>>152259507Idk Rajesh, find out
>>152259507They do your mum up her big fat German (Indian) arse. Now fuck off back to your Blundeshitga thread
>>152259545Huh?
>>152259566Kek whats going on
>>152259019
>Brighton cucks getting uppity againYou’ll be selling your best players to the slop six in the summer
>>152259667Why do they do this? It's like aw but even worse.
>>152259566Kek done him
>>152259566absolutely btfo him with your 1966 post
>>152245011Why? It's called being based. You should understand that, my Teutonic brother
>>152259744They seem to view themselves as disruptors of the slop six despite never winning or even trying to win anything and existing entirely as a feeder club for them.
>>152243450no more good portoguesesese
>>152248562opp player comes up with the free kick taker beat him to the ball and now counters
Liverpool are behind Man United again
Wonder who the Three Lions from 2010s supremo is who has been arrested for "rape"Ideas?
>>152261566>Border Force guards stopped him before he could board his budget flight on Sunday night.budget flight kek
>>152261256MANY such cases
>>152259019poor lad passed onRIP
You dare question this magisterial display of my defending ability?
Yes I question it, I am Gabriel Maghalaes the best defender in PL history *heads one in back post*
>>152244703Mudasirbros....not like this...
>6. Sunderland>12. Newcastle Biggest club in the north east back and immediately reminding everybody
We all agree if Arsenal don't win the league from here its the biggest collapse in football history right?
>>152265290Don't know why this made me laugh>>152267722>from here5 points ahead with over 20 games to go? What? They bottled a 5 point (effectively) lead with like 8 games to go in 22/23 I think, didn't they?
The situation at Spurs is hilarious
>>152267722Man Utd bottled an 8 point lead with 8 games left in 2012
>>152267722Yes, their fans already have their name on the trophy and are all discussing if they can win the CL alongside it. Apparently they have the best players. So to not win PL would be disaster
Wish we had IDs here. Blatant samefagging would be that bit harder.
>>152267873Arsenal scraped a draw against 10 man chelsea, if city get their shit together they will walk the league
>>152267657All this Sunderland revisionism is hilarious.
>>152267911>Sunderland league titles: 6 (last 1936)>Newcastle league titles: 3 (last 1927)
>>152267938The north east really is a total sporting and cultural wasteland.Scottish genetics i suppose.
>>152267944Literally produced Gazza and Shearer you dozy twat
>>152259667>"selling your best players to the slop six in the summer"Hardly sold this summer Pedro to Chelsea because he was a dickhead and started falling out and fighting with everyone on the squadEstupinian who was crocked and moving into third choice LB to MilanRaped blunderland 20m for our third choice left wing Adingra>>152259744You wouldn't know what it's like supporting your local>>152260523Long game not short game
Totally normal
>>152267836Frank’s answers are not helping https://youtube.com/shorts/NWsp65FTJIA?si=JtCNAiss8NWo-FoC
Who is your pick for BBC sports personality of the year?
>>152267836>>152268025I read an article yesterday that the players have turned on the fans as well now. They view them as hostile and try to block them out >The Spurs players have adopted a new convention where they gather together in the centre circle at the end of the first half and leave the pitch together. It is believed they feel it demonstrates their solidarity regardless of the atmosphere inside the stadium. The Spurs players do not walk around the pitch at the end of the game applauding the support, as is the custom at some clubs. >This is not the first set of Spurs players to have held concerns over their relationships with the club’s fans and that it has been an issue in previous years.
>>152268080Is this why Porro got mad at Bergvall?
>>152267938>zero post-war titlesJust makes me laugh how last time they were in the PL people couldn't wait for them to fuck off.
>>152268060rory mcilroy is favourite which i suspect will cause some seethe amongst you lot
>>152268189Newcastle United can end all this talk by winning matches and being better than Sunderland. So far they haven't been.
>>152268200Not sure how Newcastle winning matches has any relevance to Sunderland's PL reputation. Nobody wanted them to keep surviving last time.
>>152268195That's Rory McIlroy who played Olympic golf for the Republic.
>>152268212indeed, that was the entire point of my post
>>152268227>For his achievements, he has twice been named RTÉ Sports Person of the Year, in 2011 and 2014.
>Ex-England player arrested on suspicion of attempted rapeWho is it anon?
>>152268238He's a fence-sitter who accepts any honour from both Ireland and the UK. Dunno if that pisses nationalists more than loyalists, but it shows he's fine with the status quo.
>>152268332>The suspect, who played for the Three Lions in the 2010s, was detained at Stansted Airport, reported The Sun.Probably Danny Rose.
>>152268060Mary Earps for me
>>152268060Harvey Price
>>152268364
Lmao
>>152268332Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
>>152261566Danny Drinkwater
>>152268392>Arteta try not to make an excuse for not winning challengeA draw isn't the end of the world fucking hell
>>152268392That's dumb on its own, but given rentboy fcs disciplinary record it's pure KWAB.
>>152268384He needs Czech-German coach Prada Willy to unlock him.
>>152268412An argument could be that Chelsea are now used to playing with 10 men, not that the media really talks about their abysmal discipline
>>152268437>w-we didnt win because they're used to playing with 10!!Calm down Ty
>>152268419Hope he can turn it round after that scandal with that brass
>>152268080>The Spurs players have adopted a new convention where they gather together in the centre circle at the end of the first half and leave the pitch together. It is believed they feel it demonstrates their solidarity regardless of the atmosphere inside the stadium.fucking hell this is funnythe players hate everyone associated with the club
>>152268392>playing Chelsea>Not preparing to play against ten men
tbg i can't fault dwight yorke for running off. he was able to spend the past two decades without having to devote any time to an obese blind retard
>>152268443>everyone associated with the clubDO NOT investigate the early life of these people.
>Donations to Tottenham Hotspur Foundation DOUBLED for one week only >"Take Liam, a young Spurs fan with cerebral palsy. For years, he struggled to join in with boys his age until he discovered the Foundation's new cerebral palsy football team where everything changed." https://www.tottenhamhotspur.com/news/2025/december/donations-to-tottenham-hotspur-foundation-doubled-for-one-week-only/Quick!! You don't want to miss out on helping 2 kids with cerebral palsy for the price of one!
Man United should focus on midfield targets that are more realistic for them, like Conor Gallagher
>>152268532haha yeah fucking ceebs, born with a brain condition, hate them
>>152268532>mocking kids wanting to play footballBit weird m8
>Nick Pope will miss the next three weeks of action with a groin injury, meaning that the 33-year-old will be out of the next six Newcastle games
>>152268532>for one week onlywhy are they creating FOMO over this'for the next week' would be far better
>>152268574Rammy era
>>152268532Players won't be donating
>>152268532Arsewog seething at people making fun of Arsenal, so now he's going after the only people lower than him on the totem pole, kids with cerebral palsyGrim individual
>>152267985Cope, your irrelevant club WILL be selling any good players to the god six and you will do nothing with the money you receive and remain an irrelevant shitter club supported by benders.
>>152267985>Long game not short gameWhy is Bloom afraid of his club winning anything?
>Ex-England player arrested on suspicion of attempted rape>The suspect, who played for the England in the 2010s, was detained at Stansted AirportWho you got?
>>152268662>>152268332
>>152268662Dele Alli
>>152267722Nah 13/14 and 23/24 (or 22/23, I can't remember which one was the monumental Arsenal choke).
>>152268662Dennis Shitpeas
>>152268613>"God six"Absolutely boiling this much on a weekday afternoon MUFC debt - £1.1bnLFC debt - £315mCFC debt - £1.1bnArsenal debt - £500mSpurs debt - £700mBrighton - Tony has paid to play and got £100m cash back last season and his asset, the club, now worth £700m>>152268633Trust the process
>>152268392Didn't Slotto use a similar excuse a few weeks ago?
>>152268613>"you will do nothing"Seething customer forgetting
I want to like Brighton but the whole 'gay capital of england' thing is a bit off putting
>>152268060Isa Slot is most qualified to choose
>>152268816Keeps the blacks and pakis away and the gays are mostly confined to one area.Speaking of Brighton did anyone see the photo the club tweeted with Mitoma holding the photo of a Japanese WW2 Chinaman killer? Apparently it's caused a bit of drama with the Chinese and he's now being cyber bullied, kek.
>>152268816Isn't your house the gay capital of Ireland mate?
>>152268633He's already said he wants Brighton to be a midtable club that gets the TV money and doesn't challenge for anything. Brighton fags have defended this position because of rampant cuckoldry.
>>152268865kek
>>152268724>Trust the processUntil your lot win something you will always be considered also-rans. Had the perfect opportunity a couple of years ago but your lot played absolute shit against a truly dogshit United team.
>>152268865Fake news
>>152268785>trophies won: zero
>>152268944I could see Brighton having a good run at the FA cup this season. They're one of the few teams that can beat anyone on their day.
>>152268816Talking about football and your mind goes instantly to gay thoughts, bit peculiar that anon.
>>152268967That's the fluffer
>The Premier League is considering holding a four-club Summer Series in Asia next year.>No concrete plans are in place but BBC Sport understands clubs have been contacted for their views, with Hong Kong and the nearby Chinese city of Shenzhen seen as potential host venues.lol
>>152268967Who could that baldy in the background be?
>>152269017That's not new, there used to be a pre-season cup like that 20 years ago.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwC1JOHm7ak
>>152269017Is this any different to what a lot of clubs do anyway? They're always off to America/Asia/Middle East to play in the Emirates-Palantir-Dr Pepper Trophy or some bollocks
>>152269017Don't you remember?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2005_FA_Premier_League_Asia_Trophy#Semi-finals>evertonAlso it was actually still going until 2019.So the PL is just resurfacing some pre-covid stuff.
>>152269069Is this more or less prestigious than their Audi Cup win?
>Igor Thiago now leads the Premier League in Shooting Grade (90.1)From 34 shot attempts, 20 were on target, with 18.8% of his shots this season (6) deemed 'unsaveable' by the goalkeeper
>report on the controversial ticketing affair is outwhat are the highlights from victim fc?
>>152269042>>152269061>>152269069I foolishly missed this part out:>It would be the first time it is held in a summer when a major international tournament is played, and is bound to raise more questions about player workload.
>>152268880There's nothing wrong with my house
>>152242143hello where is the football
>West Ham boss Nuno Espirito on Lucas Paqueta's: “I spoke with Lucas, and he spoke not only with me but with all his teammates. First of all he apologised. He’s aware of his mistake. But we as a club, first and foremost protect our own and solve things among ourselves. It was clear that everyone understood that in life everybody is aware that mistakes can happen inside the football pitch. Sometimes the emotions sometimes, you can’t control them, but at the same time everybody has a chance [to make up for it]. So we move forward, Lucas will be out of the game against Man Utd but he will be involved in the next one.">"He is not OK. He is suffering. he is disappointed and upset. But he realises the mistake that he made and he is willing to move forward. This is what sometimes people are not aware of the problems that football players endure. But Lucas I think is going to overcome this situation. I think it [the investigation] is affecting him but he is willing to move forward, to try and put this aside and continue to play football in the way that he does. What I can assure you is that here at the club we have all the support that the players need. We have processes in the club that help and we are willing to provide assistance here in the club."Classic Wet Spam
>>152269242>The panel is asked whether today feels like it was their last chance to get justice for the 97 people killed at Hillsborough. "We'll never get justice," Charlotte Hennessy responds. "Nobody's ever going to go to prison for killing them so we'll never get justice and we knew that."still zero acceptance of guilt
Amorim has 13 wins in 13 months, warra manager
Ayo that 5-2-3 shi is starting to click real good ngl family
>Hillsborough disaster report live: bereaved and survivors angered as ‘no one will be held to account’deary me what did they expect, pouring more grief onto a past event doesn't augment the outcome in any way.
>>152268441Kek dilateds sleep with their muma
I still don't get it. If they had tickets why didn't they queue up like everyone else? If they didn't have tickets why did they go in the first place?I'm sorry, but I don't see how Scousers aren't responsible.
>>152269017Summer Series just happened on Saturday night thoughbeit
so what's the best english accent?the popular consensus seems to be around newcastle.
>>152269871the one that just sounds like a lisp
>>152269871RP or London geezer.
>they need to be corrrrected
Just imagine any British accent on a bird you're shagging, they're all grimGeordie? Fuck No. Scouse? Fuck No. Mancunian? Fuck No. Posh? No. Yorkshire? Fuck No. Birmingham? Absolutely the fuck not.
>>152270528Love a bit of Yorkshire crumpet but can't be doing with the accent simple as
Anthony Gordon to stake his claim for the England World Cup starting XI tonight
>>152270528i like the implication here that you've never had sex with a woman
>>152270600with a british woman*thus far
>>152270600not sure the angry bitter lad has stepped foot outside his smelly little bedroom
>>152270800we don't post our mum's last known whereabouts here
>>152270528Fucked a few Brummie birds. Most of which it was awful. Remember one saying "that was bostin" after I'd chucked my load up her. My current Mrs is Brummie too but she talks a bit fancier with a bit of the slang and twang chucked in. It's quite nice. I talk regional, geezer. Important to preserve regional accents as it terrified the euros, yanks and (((political class)))
>>152270825Luckily the brummie accent is erased over time I found. It'll then only come out only when they remember they used to be working class or the working class mindset re-emerges.
>>152270842*yawns in the direction of your post*
Why didn't Best update his passport photo by 1976?
>>152270822Done him up like a kipper
>>152270970>Zestyhoven
>>152270970Back in the day, you used to be able to simply extend your passport with a stamp/endorsement rather than having to get an entirely new one every time. This is in the days before machine-readable passports. So you could be carrying a passport with a 15-year-old photo in it that had a couple of extension stamps in it.
>>152271498I guess he also had no time to change it anyway because he bounced around clubs worldwide in the mid 70s.His work ethic seemed poolapse after he turned 26/27.
>>152271638What, next season?
>>152271663
>>152271679
>>152270600How is that the implication? The implication is he's had sex with women featuring every accent in the UK
>>152270528>all northern accentscockney master race
>>152272092>cockneys in 2025404 lol, you've got a MLE accent like the blacks
>>152272092I forgot cockneys, london slags and roadgirl slags, oh and Bradford too fuck those accents innit bro fuck me innit bro
>>152272243Not loving a London girl you can knock wall to wall that still makes your dinner
>Go to London>Expect it to be all "awight geeza, apples and pears, luv tha missus">Instead it was "chu chattin senpai? *sucks teeth* bare mandem innit blud?"Disgusting place. Should be napalmed honestly.
>>152272405You’re just now realising there are loads of black people in London? Have you time traveled from 1928 or something?
>>152272405It's not just a London problem. Zoomers talk like raheem sterling
>The fans have lost the dressing room Good line on Spurs' state of affairs
Manchester United have only lost ONE of the SEVEN games played since Senne Lammens joined the club. Those games were against:>Sunderland >Liverpool>Brighton>Forest>Spurs >Everton>Palace
Senne Lammens has only kept ONE clean sheet in SEVEN games played since joining Manchester United
>>152272651>>152272570belgian onana
>de gay
prey 4 are laura
>Liam Delop off my willy this instant, I won't be needing THAT anymore
>>152272570Based. He makes them brown ABU freaks seethe so hard.
>>152272828did this freak just lunge at her?
>>152272479Cringe every time I hear a white zoomer speaking ebonics
>>152272849>Cringeboomers whince
NOOOOO IBP THAT WAS CLEARLY A TYPO I WOULD NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS FUCK UP LIKE THAT BUZZ OFF
>>152272968we dont sign our posts here
why do newcastle always get benefit of the doubt on balls being out or not
>>152272828Eni Aluko would've let her drop to the floor then asked on camera to take over the hosting duties
>>152272828Christ can't wait can she?
City concede 2 in the second half for sure
>>152273001three games going on right now mate, but when they're over I PROMISE to pull you aside and let you in on the secret sauce of my little inside joke
>mick scouser crawling out of his hole to cry about Newcastle
>>152273018eliminating her competition one by onewrighty needs to watch his back
>>152272828Dramatic slag who gives a fuck about a female pundit that sucked her way to the top
it's over for aw isn't it
How shit must spurs be to lose to this Fulham team
Even when City look good they don't look good>>152273047Nice one
>>152273336never really started for him though did it
They couldn't.....?
City/Fulham about to win the grand salami on their own
>4-5
did many home fans leave at ht?
my boy Jackie "the lad" Boy showing why he deserves the call-up
Canadian flooding the thread with the sewage that is his shit patter
City are pretty shitty
Weren't we supposed to judge Foden on his earth-shattering plain 2m direct passes rather than goals and assists or has that changed
>>152273632WE DEM MOYES BOYS
Donnarumma was a huge downgrade. Stupid signing!
>>152273656Still seething about that are you aw? It was quite a while ago now
Did I hear the commentator correctly? That's Everton's first ever away league win against Bournemouth? That seems kinda mad.
This is in form city too. They don't have the defence to sustain a title challenge. It's fucking over.
>>152273539so so sad
>6 conceded in 2 games
>>152273862they were in opposite ends of the football league for almost all time
>>152273863Fulham had 5 shots on target and Donnarumma let in 4. He's 21st in the goalkeeper rankings in terms of shots stopped (after 10 matches played) this season.
>>1522739306 points doesn't matter
>>152273863In form? They lost 2 games like 2 weeks ago. >>152273932Ah, that makes sense. I didn't realise they had never reached the first division before 2015.
>>152242143Does anyone have a webm or video? I only found the Twitter one but fuck the age confirm thing.
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>>152273717Still better than Lammens
Classic spurs. They were dominating the game when I was watching earlier but are 1-0 down now.
Fucking spuds.
now now GBisn't our faultdon't shit this general up
>Romero doing half of the same celebrations than Guimaraes didkek
THAT is going to be a penalty? Even Burn looked confused that play wasn't restarted lmao
I gradually began to hate them.
GEORDIE BASTARD... MATE..........
Ramsdale is quite possibly one of the funniest keepers when it comes to the stupid mistakes he makes
Sam Matterface on talkSPORT just said that all the commentators and pundits across the Premier League got comms recently from PGMOL to stop calling them PGMOL and call them PGMO instead Didn't say why, trying to distance themselves from the swathes of negative PGMOL mentions online maybe
Spurs desperately lucky here
>>152274720Looks like they're halfway through a rebrand logo and name says PGMO linktree and handle still says PGMOL
>>152274752clear lack of diversity on display in the header there, needs some education on the importance of DEI.
>>152274822Based Kurdish barber when pickme political slags on twitter accuse him of tax dodging
No way are the Yiddos trying to make out they're shit due to refereeing decisions
Stinky Saudi pen but the draw keeps both of those shitters down
>>152274727The only lucky one was Burn. The bafflement on his face when they were checking for the penalty was hilarious.
Why so many PL games midweek this week?
>>152275055You’re not allowed to pull a player down without going for the ball even if they are tall
>>152275061the premier league hates me
>Cristian Romero copied Bruno Guimarães celebration after scoring Spurs equaliser, twicebased, fuck brazil, viva argentina
>>152273987It's on the old OP
>>152275135ronaldo-esque
>>152272828
>>152275114What if they're like 7 foot tall? You can't defend against that.
>>152275179gotta narrow it down a bit more than that nowadays
>>152273972>I didn't realise they had never reached the first division before 2015I mean their ground should give it away
Is it me or does this photo from the Fulham-Man City game look AI generated
Eddie “the coward” Howe is the worst manager in the premier league. He’s cobbled together a team with a few good players surrounded by spastics, runners and big plodders and his main “tactic” is pumping crosses into no one. Then if it accidentally works he shits his undies and plays five at the back. Shitcastle would be better of with Ray Charles managing them, and he doesn’t know anything about football
>>152275597You lost a bet on Newcastle winning didn't you
>>152275456Thought that too, has an uncanny not quite right feel to it
>>152275597WDSOPH
>>152275651It's Pep's eyesNo wonder he went insane, the easiest pair of fixtures Man City have every season and they somehow almost failed to win one of them
>>152275631Why would I bet on the least consistent team in the prem winning? They’re lucky not to be relegation fodder
>>152275678Looks like a totally different person here
>>152275723Don't see any other reason for the spergout
>>152275735Eddie “Coward” Howe deserves to be called out for being shit
>>152275759But>the worst manager in the premier leagueScott Parker, Daniel Farke and Rob Edwards are all there.
>>152275232theyre calling him shinaldo
>>152275901i call u shitnado cause ur full of shit and spew it about at high speedshahahahahahaha#owned
>>152275232didnt even watch matchhow many set piece or header goals diss season?its just fucking embarassingbring back ange
>>152274822poor lad.just defending himself
>>152274144kinda mental kane is above aguero and henry and he hasnt even won a league
>>152274061actually like everton just coz the 'berg is an evertonian
>>152275943the other one wasnt, good header but mainly shit defending its got to be said
>>152275597ray charles is dead
>>152275981romero shoulda left when had chance stupie bastard
>>152275860All have much worse teams than Howe and are performing as you’d expect. Any half decent manager could get Shitcastle at least 7th with the amount of money they’ve spent
>>152275988Even blind, dead Ray Charles would be a better manager than Howe
>>152276033They spent less than Tottenham over the last 3 years, why aren't you fuming about Tottenham being shit?
Everton are staying UP!
>>152276210>why aren't you fuming about Tottenham being shit?Lad, it's Tottenham.
>>152276210>that drop-off after the Slop Sixo o f
>>152276793Its the most important table to look at for JFs when deciding who to support
>>152276894then how did we end up with the iraq lions club (est 2018) smarty?
>>152277005Expats (Iraq is nicer than Birmingham)
>>152277132after seeing that fella agbolanhor or whatever he's called talk this might be a (broadly speaking) factual statement.
>>152242143i legit started to believe we could replace var with ai and have a better game in a couple of years
>>152277849close, what you meant to say is replace var with no var and you're spot on!
>>152242143Was he trying to shag a fatty?
>>152277860i more see var as a necessary evilto prevent play acting/try to keep the game as far as possiblebut the refs in the premier league is turkish super league levels of incompetent
>>152278052>to prevent play acting/try to keep the game as far as possibleit doesnt do that at all thoughbut you're right in a roundabout way, that VAR could theoretically be a useful tool but it's only as good as the people operating it and, premier league at least, the referees are complete idiots at best, corrupt at worsti personally hate VAR because it sucks the soul out of the game, someone scores a goal and they gotta spend 3 minutes drawing lines to figure out if it's onside or whatever, who gives a shit
>>152278135maybe a minute long time limit will be niceor in a couple of years or so delegate var duties to ai entirely(resistance is futile to ai anyway)
>>152278184ai is awful and would be even worse than the corrupt refsthe real solution (besides just getting rid of VAR) is having a team of var officials that are not part of the PGMOL mafia, which will never happen because the referees in said mafia are protecting their jobs
>>152278214while were at it lets just completely get rid of pgmol and bring refs from mainland europewere at the same page here methods differ slightly
>>152278236yeah u right
>>152278214Excuse me, it's PGMO now.
>>152278749i dont even remember what the L stands for desu but yeah i saw they're trying to REBRANDthey need forener refs who dont have implicit biases
>>152278803The solution to bad refs is the same as the solution to bad politicians: Minecraft pvp.
>>152278803The L stands for Limited, similar to a US LLC. I guess they want to keep the customers from becoming self aware.
>>152278236>while were at it lets just completely get rid of pgmol and bring refs from mainland europeWhat would be the point? Haven't you realised that the English referees incompetence only really extends as far as the English competitions, but in Europe and internationals they don't seem to have any issues (Graham Poll not withstanding)? Bit mad. A bit like when Jarred Gillett joined and this was revolutionary. Except despite him being highly rated he turned out just as incompetent as the others. I mean what were the chances. Probably the same chances of the vast, vast, vast, majority of VAR calls going in the way of the slop6. It's just pure coincidence.It's why the American suggestion of a non-PGMOL affiliated VAR team wouldn't work or make any difference.
>>152276210Emery is too powerful
>>152279782He's been alive for centuries tbf
>>152279782How can he be stopped?
>>152276210>wolfs in the greenmaking money is for losers
Remember when Steven Gerrard took over Villa and the media were reporting it as a stepping stone for him before he would replace Klopp at Liverpool, then he almost got them relegated, Unai Emery came in and got European football with the same squad? Has to be the fastest that a manager's stock has ever fallen.
>>152280444I knew he was doomed when he signed CoutinhoScousers love signing their shit, finished old teammates
>>152280444>Has to be the fastest that a manager's stock has ever fallenWayne Rooney? Thierry Henry?
>>152280522Slippy went from title winning manager to Saudi joke in little over 2 years. Neither Rppmey nor Handball Man reached title winning manager heights in the first place.
>>152280522Rooneys managerial techniques can't yet be understood.
>>152280522Stevie G had a lower win % at Villa than Gary Neville at Valencia
>>152280529Just so you're aware, nobody on the planet really cares about Scottish league titles.
>>152275330Is it that bad? Worse than Luton's or Brentford's?
>>152280751Show me the titles the other two won as managers.
>>152280761How do you not know about Bournemouth's ground?
>>152280762Even your empty CV has as much value as a Scottish league title.
>>152280770Stop talking shite lad.
>>152280805Get over it jock.
Trooncastle getting that penalty was a bit odd. Arsenal commit those types of foul at every corner. Never seen a penalty given against them yet. Also see them doing that at every corner of theirs, never seen a goal disallowed for them either.
>>152280810Don't have to be Scottish to know Gerrard achieved more in management than either of those two mentioned above.
Spurs' result not getting the respect it deserves
>American disco group Village People and British superstar Robbie Williams are among the artists set to perform at Friday's World Cup draw in Washington DC.grim
why do some Brits say 'pound' in plural when talking about money? Is it a Norf thing?
>>152280904>British superstar Robbie Williamsoh great another occasion for Americans to go Who? to our greatest most famous singer ever
>>152280917Yanks will never stop pretending they don't know who Robbie is
>>152280522none of those guys were ever rated as managers, never managed in the PL for one
>>152280768I don't know, I pretty much never pay attention to that sort of stuff. The only thing I know about Premier League stadiums is that West Ham's is shit because the fans are too far away or something and there's an olympic track? on it, the Spurs stadium is the hottest shit around, Old Trafford is in physical shambles, and that St James Park has like a really steep away section or something. That's it. That's all I got.
>>152280967I genuinely question your actual interest in football. That's embarrassing to read.
>>152280906Next you'll be complaining we don't say quids in plural
>>152280904>artists set to perform at Friday's World Cup drawis that really needed for picking balls out of a box>>152280917do enjoy how offended they are that someone could be famous worldwide without them>>152280906ive never thought about it but youre right, i would say "2 pound 50" not "2 pounds 50", dunno if norf would say it the same way but im souf
>>152280978It's the kicking of the ball that I pay attention to mostly. Where it happens is like whatever to me.
the data is in
This is nuts
>>152281178stick to stats that matter like deep completions per 90 please
>>152281161I like to complete deep as well
>>152281126Christ.
>Meanwhile, the biggest disparity in salaries comes in Ligue 1, where Paris Saint-Germain have a wage bill 25 times bigger than lowest spenders Le Havre.>In La Liga, Real Madrid have a wage bill 12 times larger than Levante’s, and in Serie A, Inter outspend Lecce by a factor of seven. Bayern Munich, the Bundesliga’s top spenders, pay more than 10 times the wages of Heidenheim.>There is a growing gap between the European powerhouses and the rest, although the narrowest disparity is in the Premier League, where Manchester City’s wage bill is four times higher than Brentford’s.
>The best attacking players in the PL>Jack Grealish and Jeremy Doku have been the standout attacking players, earning way above the positional average for positively graded passes and ball carries
tired of stat slop me
>>152281608does positively actually mean that they are any good at it or just that they make the attempt?
>>152281618It means they are good at it
What's Wirtz's positive graded usage rate for non-incidental expected carries in the final third?
>>152281568People in Brazil these days can be a magician with the ball and be content with a career at Brentford.
incredible flat track bullying
>>152281708>Luton: 1I guess it was another "Eibar" shitmeme.
>>152281714The Luton game in question was in the FA Cup: https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11679/13081700/luton-2-6-manchester-city-erling-haaland-scores-five-goals-to-send-fa-cup-holders-into-quarter-finals
>>152281721He could still face them again if his employers draw Luton again in the cups.
>>152281708kwafy (kek what a fraudulant yeti)
>>152281721>FA Cuphuh? that graphic clearly states 100 Premier League goals
>>152281733Yes, but that isn't the league.>>152281756Was referring to the Lutonman meme.
Liverpool's last 12 Premier League games against promoted sides:WWWWWWWWWWWWSunderland have never won a Premier League game at Anfield.
>>152281708does he suck in CL knockouts just like Messi?damn, is Messi just another flat track bully like Haaland and Lukaku, the black Haaland?
>>152281819
>>152281721>>152281714I could've sworn he was credited with the deflected goal that went in from off of Hashioka's face
>>152281819Haaland scored in the quarter finals against Bayern in the treble season, but after that he got punished by Courtois in the semis and ghosted the final, since that season City have always gotten eliminated by Madrid in or before the knockouts. there's not much data on him in late stage CL yet other than that
>>152275251
>>152281762Easy win for Sunderland then
>MO SALAH>MO SALAH>RUNNING DOWN THE WING
>>152281608don't need a fancy plot chart to tell me that my boy Jackie "the lad" Boy should get the England call-up
>>152281901I don't like Liverpool, but do you never tire of these bait posts with the same boring content trying to bait other fans, I find it tiresome
>>152281972Classic sign of autism to find the same things funny over and over. I think it's fucking sad as well.
Belper Town vs Belper United
>>152280906Nah just are thing innit. Same as when we say year instead of years, but Americans do the opposite. Then just to really fry your noodle we say maths, not math. Again Americans do the opposite.
Assna later tonight
>There is no CB in the Premier League this season quite like Jan Paul van Hecke >He leads all CBs in line-breaking passes completed, switch passes completed and total touches
New>>152282318New>>152282318New>>152282318
>>152281608>>152282277For those wondering, these pseudo-science graphs are from https://twitter.com/Gradient_Sports
>>152282326>another early threadretard
>>152282277Best looking Dutchman I know
>>152278803>>152279504I thought it stands for Liverpool
>>152281901Kek what a sissy >>152281972Kys liversissy
