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Battle of Pennsylvania
>>152249424
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>>152260065
Wow talk about a shit rivalry no one gives a fuck about
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>>152260074
mad at my crosgod?
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>>152260079
I'm sure he'd appreciates all your 1993 spam
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>>152260088
I don't 1993 post I find it gay
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>>152260041
I rescind that invitation
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>>152260097
no need to be homophobic
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>>152260107
Source?
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Alright I'm back to /hoc/ from my break. I couldnt just leave anon hanging.
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>>152260163
:)
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>>152260074
Just like my islanders
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/playoffsbound/
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hey gary hows the league this year totally not biased towards a specific subset of markets at all right?

..oh
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>>152260231
>new jersey isn't sunbelt
:)
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>>152260251
but the sunbelt is new jersey in a lot of ways
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this goes hard
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>>152260225
My Debbie’s (:
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Wonder what the trade value for Kadri is. Treliving would be a god if we could pry him out of Calgary for a second round pick and a prospect.
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>>152260074
wrong
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>>152260231
>Teams that have been good continue to be good
>Teams that have been good that lose major pieces become bad
:O
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>>152260251
jersey is right next NYC
the devils are closer to manhattan than my islanders are
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>>152260231
Your team is shit and run by a retard.
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1993
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>>152260074
Why are "you people" so fucking salty all the time? 1993 and don't you forget it.
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>>152260273
looks like soda/beer cans
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what was your greatest hockey moment? first year playing goalie we won the championship and i got mvp. that was pretty cool!
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>>152260474
you won a championship your first year playing goal? were you 4 or do you play with the worst players ever?
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I hate that NHL highlights only show the commentary group of whoever scored that particular goal. I want to hear the disappointment in the opposing team's commentary
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>>152260474
seeing >my team live qualifying for the highest league, for the first time in their history, and then storming the ice with my friends :)
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>>152260505
8! i won mvp again my last year too (12) but we lost the final in double-ot. and yes, the players were shit.
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How many for /ourtwink/ tonight?
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why cant americans win a stanley cup with a team full of americans?
canada has done it with a team of canadians
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>>152260374
thoughts on your win over trb?
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>>152260474
How about worst moment? I hit the left post in OT for the league championship in midgets. The other guys scored later to win it.
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>>152260553
he's my least fav
in order:
1. bedard (duh)
2. celebrini
3. carlsson
4. zegras
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>>152260556
Gary makes us sign Finns to promote diversity
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>>152260535
you know what, thats a fun story. Good job fren.
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>>152260556
Because you people steal all of the good Americans then ruin their careers.
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>>152260574
thanks, fren!
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>>152260571
REMIGRATION NOW
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>>152260474
I brought my girl to a beer league game and some guy in the stands hit on her the whole time, next week we played his team and I boarded him hard.
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Why did the flyers trade cutter gauthier
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>>152260556

1993
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>>152260567
that's a tough one. i had a lacrosse moment like that.
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>>152260592
based
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>>152260593
he didn't want to play for torts
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>>152260474
one time i blocked the defenders slap shot from the point and had a clear breakaway for the entire length of the ice. so much time to think about what move i was going to do i was starting to get nervous. i could hear all the parents and spectators in the arena standing and cheering. i cut diagonally across the ice, went for a slight toe drag, and just as the goalie went to pokecheck the puck, it was like time slowed down for a second like i was playing a chel vidya or something, and i pulled the puck around his stick onto my backhand and flipped it over his pads. nicest goal i have ever scored in my life. it was part fluke. the referee said nice goal to me.
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>loses the locker room
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>>152260474
I only played basketball and I was really good at throwing my head back, looking at the ceiling and complaining
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>>152260629
He might not be ethnically Sw*dish but being born there must have imparted some of their signature pussy bitchness on him.
Unfortunate.
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reheating leftover pidser from momma ask's
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just how retarded are hockey players?
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Tick tock Rags.
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>>152260681
What toppings?
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>>152260701
plain cheese, i'm not some faggot flyover who needs a quarter pound of processed slop for flavor
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>>152260693
Can't wait for people to see just how shit the rags defence corps is without Fox
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Thread sucks at the moment due to the rape victim being active. See you in 2 hours for the Ducks-Blues game.
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>>152260692
They have no women to cook at home. They try and get burn.
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Thread sucks at the moment due to the queer queering off being active. See you in 2 hours for the Ducks-Blues game.
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I can't feel my pucks
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>>152260769
thoughts on your loss to bud?
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pens #10 in the power ranking? the hockey guy has lost his mind
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>>152260659
rangers have two relatively recent first round picks where this is just about the only thing you can say about them
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>>152260758
Cries for help. Hopefully the NHL does mental health awareness month.
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Take a look at this
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>>152260824
not even the best team in pennsylvania as we will see tonight
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>>152260851
And then take a look at this. What do these 5 players have in common?
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>>152260851
nova scotian supremacy
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>>152260851
frogs in shambles
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>toughest guy on the team is the coach
cmtsu
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>>152260693
>no Rempe
>probably no Bichsel
No battle of the bigbois. That’s really lame that would’ve made for a great tilt.
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>zoomer goaltending
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Who is even good on the Flyers. I have no idea who plays for them now besides Michkov.
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>>152260961
Zegras?
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>>152260961
>>152260967
Koenecky, Tippett, Courtier
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>>152260967
>>152260988
Oh cool
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>>152260961
rick tocchet teams get one fun year of hockey
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could this team beat the current flames or no
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>>152261096
what a shit list. All time roster, features none of the classic HOF french players?
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>>152261123
i dont think they're going for the best canadian players but best team canada players
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>>152261096
right now? They would get dogwalked by the flames echl team
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>>152261167
wtf he wasn't an indian????
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>>152260927
bing bing wahoo
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bedard is so fucking good bros..
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>>152261167
Mirin' those abs
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>>152261167
he was aight
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>>152261241
drunk driving piece of shit drug addict
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>>152261233
imagine how elite he'll be in 3 years
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>>152261167
he'd be rolling in his grave if he knew who's manning his counters now
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bedard gets more elite the balder he gets
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>>152261286
He'll go to shit when he reaches total twink death
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>>152261150
oh i see, like best players who played on a team canada team. I get it then.
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friedmen said today on the d&d show that the flyers are likely interested in some nuck players, especially due to the fact that tocchet knows the nuck players quite well
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I know Amazon bought rights to canadian monday night games but Sportsnet couldnt pick up a hockey game? They think Atlanta Hawks vs Detroit Pistons basketball is going to put butts in the seat?
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bringing a baby to a hockey game, great idea
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>>152261421
Getting a lady pregnant and smuggling the baby in without buying a ticket.
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>>152261421
i hope it projectile vomits all over the glass
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my debbies scaaaaarrrrrr!!!!!
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my sabres play today!
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There are hard-nosed players, soft-nosed players and... long-nosed players
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>letting palat score on you
oof, yikersoni
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goalies are always yukking it up with the refs
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>>152261456
and commissioners
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a finn and a canadian are at a bar. the canadian asks the finn how's it going? the finn tells him to shut the fuck up
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>>152261443
bufflo tiem
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do these guys not wear cups or what
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>>152261330
KWAB
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>>152261538
canadians haven't had any cups since 1993
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>>152261550
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>>152261550
got his ass
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didn't know they had a nigger on the team
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zegrASS
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scarrrrrrrr crosby
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didney corbsy
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>>152261114
R? Whose wearing the N sweater? and where are the rest of the letters
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the racism on /hoc/ is troubling.
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>>152261641
agreed
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>>152261538
of course they wear cups and jockstraps
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brown hands agreed to that post
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My Penguins =)
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did /hoc/ do today's strands?
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It's only fitting
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>>152261681
i did :)
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>>152261661
I know but they always go down in a heap, so either they are embellishing or the jocks are not very protective
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N
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Haven't watched a single game this season. How are my flamsies doing?
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>>152261693
cool :)
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>>152261658
What's the deal with bald guys hating Vancouver so much they destroy the franchise for years to come?
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>>152261706
they're drafting high
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>>152261641
Some are saying there isn't enough.
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>>152261698
I'd guess the latter
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>That norwood M at his age
Yikes
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What percentage of Americans who post on this site do you figure are Hispanics ?
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>>152261706
They're worn out and tired.
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>>152261722
>destroy the franchise
Messier increased the value of that franchise by 100's of millions
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>>152261748
what creatine and stress will do to a young man
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>>152261748
he really should just accept the inevitable and shave bald
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>>152261748
He looks like a bosmer in oblivion
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>>152261753
He literally sent them into the depths for almost a decade
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>>152261750
too many
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>>152261748
most hockey players are balding, probably the helmets
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>>152261748
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>>152261750
At least half
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i want to be the cotton candy guy
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>>152261765
How? By playing 3 seasons with them? Maybe the Canucks shouldn't have built around two twin swedish twinks for 15 years.
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>>152261783
i remember i asked a vendor if he gets a good workout lifting his food or drink bins all game. do you want to know what he said?
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>>152261722
they hate vancouver because it is the emotional toll that is playing for the team that makes them bald in the first place
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38 years old never kissed a girl
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>>152261796
he does?
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>>152261809
damn you are a failure
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>>152261809
Nobody fucking asked
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>>152261796
i bet he said nothing and sucked your dick right after you asked that
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>>152261796
are ya buyin the michelob ultra or not buddy
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my debbies scar!!!!!!!!!
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>>152261809
Crosby is too focused on hockey to care about sex
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>>152260599
never ever
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>>152261810
>>152261818
>>152261821
he said no then walked away. this was after i purchased a stella for $20 plus tip
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>>152261814
>>152261815
>>152261827
Judgmental pricks
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>>152261831
Crosby is going to become a bare branch
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>>152261830
you got pressed desu senpai
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>>152261830
that guy is a jerk don't let it get you down
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That’s a BULLSHIT goal
I hope the refs die
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>that elvis 1000 yard stare and ensuing chimp out
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>>152261785
You got some research to do bud

>>152261802
Good point
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>>152261796
"nah I get my workouts from your mom"
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>>152261838
>>152261839
to be fair i walked away at the same time
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>>152261854
JEN
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Why the FUCK do the refs have to take TWO fucking looks to determine if its goal tender interference.
These refs are fucking total fucking garbage
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CROSBY CROSBY CROSBY CROSBY CROSBY CROSBY CROSBY CROSBY CROSBY CROSBY CROSBY CROSBY CROSBY CROSBY CROSBY CROSBY CROSBY CROSBY CROSBY CROSBY CROSBY CROSBY CROSBY CROSBY CROSBY CROSBY CROSBY CROSBY
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>>152261809
I kissed a girl and I liked it
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>>152261864
CROSBY :DDDD
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>>152261854
fucking rodge king of the slams over here
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Swedes like the pens and finns like the flyers, just something I noticed
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>>152261831
truth hurts faggot
if you cant manage to kiss a girl by age 39 you are by literal definition, a failure
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>>152261885
if crosby said that to me i'd shit myself on the spot
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finnish randy likes randylina
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>>152261894
of course, they like the better team
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>>152261902
I'd stick my thumb up his butthole
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>>152261920
he'd clench and snap it off
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intermission time, going to go walk my doggy :)
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>>152261936
I don't get what the fuck the point is making plates that thick
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>>152261936
GYATT DAMN
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>>152261918
it's because sweden is GAY
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>>152261954
beats putting on 8 45s I suppose
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>>152261954
they are bumper plates, it's so the plates don't damage the floor if you drop them
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they should televise the intermission timbit hockey
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>>152261976
are they more than 45? i doubt they are
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>>152261900
We all move at our own pace I haven’t given up yet.
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>>152261980
it's called mites on ice here buddy
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>>152262000
aging is a thing in this world, you have to take advantage of your age and hormones and you fucked it all up
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>>152261989
nah those are 45
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>>152262003
you know, there is no rule in the nhl rulebook that states a dog cannot play hockey
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i don't like those odds
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>>152262030
Odds are make believe anyways. It's either a 0% or 100% chance of happening.
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>>152262003
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>>152262038
Odds a set to make the book the most money.
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he keeps them up at night
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>>152262064
If you beleaf then you should wait till it's go lower before putting money on it
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>>152262073
my islanders keep him up at night
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I like this game
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>>152261894
It's gonna be neither for me
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It’s crazy how the autists here are some of the most judgemental people In my life :(
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>>152261752
Just like me frfr
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>>152261752
The season just started
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>>152262119
* autism noises *
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uhoh
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>>152261748
bedard kardes come to istanbul :)
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>>152262119
its their medication
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>>152262119
what do you expect? this is a place where people are free to speak as they please
if you dont want truthful answers then shut the fuck up and dont ask questions
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pls be ok dillon :(
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if a player or coach complains enough they should be able to overturn their own penalty
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my flysies :)
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>>152262140
dude where did his head go???
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not so fast shittsburgh
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These fucking refs ducking my penguins
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>>152262172
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Jets getting bodied by the Sabres, Helly the backbone of that team.
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>takes a penalty while defending on a 5 on 3
is he stupid
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>>152262142
tabarbak savard is thicc
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>>152262195
nobody in the NHL is smart
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>>152262216
jack drury went to harvard
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>>152262216
>nobody in the NHL is smart
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everybody's getting mad! (in the pens/flyers game)
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OUR FUCKING SABRES
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>>152262233
except gary of course
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debbies getting beat up all over the ice... the msg cam trying to cut away from fantilli slapping that swiss boy
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>jordan binnington
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>>152262228
>Harvard University isn’t exactly the first place you think of when hip-hop comes to mind, but the 381-year-old Ivy League school is making waves in the rap community thanks to a student named Obasi Shaw. For the first time in school history, he submitted a rap album, titled Liminal Minds, as his English department thesis, and it worked out pretty well for him, since he got an A.
>In an Instagram post, the school described the album as combining “elements of Middle English poetry with issues of racial identity in America,” and quoted Shaw as saying of the record, “[African-Americans are] free, but the effects of slavery still exist. Each song is an exploration of that state between slavery and freedom.”

Harvard isn't the place you think it is.
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>>152262262
>>152260280
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you just aren't that good, will hunting
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GAME MISCONDUCT FOR NO JERSEY TIE!
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>>152262249
Add Bill Daly and Debbie Jordan to that list; there are a few savvy people in the NHL, and they're all cashing in
>and they all work directly for Gary, coincidentally
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>>152262300
johnny would NOT approve of this indiscipline
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>>152262182
Is he Francis Bouillon?
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/hoc/ should get misconducts for no jersey buy
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>>152262125
No it didn't.
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hahaha fightlets exposed for not even strappin their shit
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didney corbsy!
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Buffalo is making Winnipeg look like Buffalo.
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>>152262319
oui oui
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Crosby raped the flyers
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>>152262342
he raped 20 other men? that's gonna be quite the lawsuit
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damn, he got knocked tf out
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uqD8-7zCgCY
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>>152262342
you can't rape the willing
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>>152262339
Buffalo buffalo Winnipeg
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>>152262404
Just like my trb
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Binnington pulled already holy fucking KWAB
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>>152262405
grammatically accurate
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>crosby out there headshotting goalies for fun
this man cannot be stopped
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my pongs :)
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>>152262313
Fuck bill daly

that shabbos goyim can get the shakes with gary and die
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We love Gary here
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Our penguins (:
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benulty benulty benulty benulty benulty benulty
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>>152262476
They won’t even leg him take over for Gary when he goes away
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i wish it was five years ago
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>Flolyers
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devils lose 4 fights in one game and olivier isn't even in the lineup, sad
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>>152262586
binner recently came out?
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>>152262586
That's our future Oiler!
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>>152262580
Our Jackies are tough!
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>>152262602
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>>152260065
For me it's the Battle of Spotsylvania
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free my nigga
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>>152262586
Boo hoo. His coaching staff looked far more angry when he let in an easy off-the-rush shot from Mintyukov.
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Something is dripping off the concourse to the right of Brian Duff's head.
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>>152262586
Yeah he's probably upset about his performance numale
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>>152262553
I really hope he doesn't, he's a puppet for Gary and nothing is gonna change if it's him as commissioner next.
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>>152262718
Nothing will change anyways goy
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>>152262688
>this nigga trippin
Sid probably
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>implying Gary Bettman won't live forever
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well that's another goal for the pens
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>>152262586
goalie moment
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I hope they can clone Gary
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>>152262734
We will see.

If it truly doesn't i'm not giving this product attention anymore. You canadians can keep being cucks forever.
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that voronkov/noesen fight was funny as shit
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>>152262398
damn you aren't smart enough to post a youtube embedded
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>>152262757
The NHL will be run like a corporation from neuromancer
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Buy the jersey, goy
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>>152262586
What a puss. Otter would be right back out on that bench chewing gum and staring straight into the camera like a real man.
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man couts used to be a selke guy
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Ducks are easily the most refpucked team in the league. Every single game the other team can do whatever they want but we get phantom calls against. St Louis guy literally skates into mctavish and flops harder than LeBron but somehow thats interference?
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I chew gum like a woman
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>>152262905
That's ok, I suck dick like a man
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>>152262927
I don't know much about this guy's personal life but I saw him sitting in one of those weird single seats in Sunrise and thought it was strange
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bedard with the cope curtains to hide his receding hairline
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ANOTHER FIGHT!(hug to the ice)
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arizona coyotes logo on raw lol
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>>152263033
Stone cold doesn’t believe cte is real
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>>152263110
Based retard
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how is dillon back in the game when he couldn't even skate off the ice? are concussion spotters that much of a meme or was he just pretending?
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>>152262896
Ducks are a bunch of shit
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>>152263110
it's not
I've had 5 concussions and it's no big deal
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I knew Hellebuyck was carrying Winnipeg but damn, I didn't realize it was this dire.
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>>152263241
sure thing chytil
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>>152263211
That you m8 but we arent talking about what our fathers call us.
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>>152263241
Nah concussions make you retarded and bad a math.
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umm, flyers?
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The Anaheim Away jerseys are great. Some teams have better away jerseys than home. Oilers is another team like that
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this is what jonathan toews wanted. he always dreamed of this.
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>>152263261
My last name isn't Marner
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>>152263307
same with the karken
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Luke Schenn is not an NHL hockey player. I doubt he would even make an AHL team. His dump ins and clearing attempts are so weak, it’s unreal. He can’t even shoot the puck out of the zone. Why the fuck is he even on the team let alone playing minutes.
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>>152263311
>playing for his home town team able to retire on his own terms after a hall of fame career
Think he'll be fine
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My sabies
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Gary wants Crosby's hat trick in ot.
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>>152263345
Is your first name Marner?
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>>152263311
He’s honestly one of the problems with the Jets now. Other than face offs he fucking sucks out there. Turns over the fuck constantly and is way too slow. He should be 4th line playing minimal minutes. The Jets have horrible coaching.
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>>152263368
he's the human eraser
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josh doan has more points than peterka, sabres won the trade...
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>debbies
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Bjugstad should be deported back to Norway.
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Are the Jackies going to hold a lead tonight?
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dreamgirl
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>>152263659
SHHHHH
SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW
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>>152263674
>defenseman
Why isn't she a defensewoman?
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>>152263674
She looks real.
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>>152263761
brevity, too many syllables
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is buffalo with Norris a playoff team
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>>152263761
I believe the term is wodefenseman.
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>getting blown out by the BJs
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>>152263674
i'd impress her by heeming her dad and calling him the n-word
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>>152263844
I'm sure her cousin, Mark Messier, wouldn't like that.
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>>152263674
>5-3
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>>152263813
Dahlin is not in norris contention.
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>>152263879
Her dad is her cousin?
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>>152263879
oh, she's related?
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>super blowout Monday special

WHERE ARE MY OVERTIMES, GARY????
WHERE ARE MY PENALTIES???
YOU HACK!!!!
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>>152263912
She's her cousin's uncle's daughter.
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poor vladar. first he was forced to play with the flames and now this
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kwaboty
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>>152263659
No
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Have you watched Heated Rivalry yet?
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Should be 6-1 penguins
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>>152264000
I don't like the Oilers
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>flyers
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>>152264012
Careful. He's watching.
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>>152264000
i might have to if only for watching this twink in action
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Holy fuck. Binnington could never.
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>>152264056
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bud won
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>debbies
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MILES AND MILES OF WOOD
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Gary needs to tell them that since they can't finish building the hockey arena that he is pulling out all the players from the Olympics and will hold another 4 Nation world championship
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getting cold outside...
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>>152263912
lots of uncle daddys in canada
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>>152264128
well, it's December
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>>152263918
Kek
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>>152264165
only 4 more months until april when 04/17/22 is observed
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why doesnt sp have spoilers?
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>>152264203
because sports is live
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>>152264203
Retard
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>>152264165
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I would have named the PWHL Vancouver team the Vancouver Lady Canucks
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Sad
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>>152264259
Nice
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>>152264259
After the second week it's just empty.
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Lmao Jets got blown out by Buffalo
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>>152264203
cuz [spoiler]hoc is gay[/spoiler]
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>>152264283
04/17/33
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The Jackies win!
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>>152264286
That's why you buy yourself a bag of Reese's Cups or Hershey Kisses to take the edge off after the calendar's empty
>get the King Size, champ, it's the holidays
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>>152264304
cope the sabres are finally taking a step forward
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>>152263674
I would like to sniff her hockey bag after practice
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>>152264333
shut the fuck up trb
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>>152264285
>>152264286
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>>152264277
cunt destroyers
bean queens
scissor sisters
labia ladies
dykerinos
dick dodgers
muff divers
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>>152264387
okay, now that's epic
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wow anon, you play hockey ? are you any good
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>>152264381
this
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>>152264419
No but I'm an above-average /hoc/ poster
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https://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/canadas-deboer-olympic-ice-expected-to-be-smaller-than-nhl-standard/

lol
lmao
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>>152264419
>Sunbelt hoe
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You havent scored in 5 games anon. i'm afraid i cant see you anymore.
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>>152264449
this is going to be a complete fucking mess and gary will use it as an excuse to never do the olympics again
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>>152264419
>>152264506
This is a dude, right? An albino dude with tiny little tits?
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attendance for the blose game can't be over 12k
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We should start a petition to NEVER let Italy ever host another Winter Olympics ever again
Ever
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kek smaller than an nhl rink
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Why did the devil player get ejected from game for not wearing his stuff, when it was the other guy beating him up that pulled it off?
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>>152264449
lmao how can it be smaller. euroshits play on bigger ice
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>>152264449
italy shouldn't be allowed to be in charge of anything
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Good evening to my fellow Sharks fans
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>>152264582
because it's against the rules
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>>152263674
>Girls playing basketball and volleyball produce Amazons
>Girls playing ice hockey produces womanlets
What gives
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>>152264449
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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LEO
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>saint poois
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celebrini
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I want some Italian ice
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>>152264640
I'd just foul her boobs on every play.
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>>152264665
So do Olympic ice hockey fans, but Italians are dead set on destabilizing society by being lazy ass bums, and Gary didn't take that into accountability, I'm afraid
>so maybe we'll have to do it in Switzerland, who knows.. stand by for more late breaking news from /hoc/
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>>152264737
you got raped
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>>152264506
I'd score on her 5 hole iykwim
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I bet the wops will pull it off
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tyler foli finally scored
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>>152264780
You'd shoot a puck between her legs if she was playing goalie?
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>>152264788
they better
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>>152264796
Yes but metaphorically for sex
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>the city of Salt Lake
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>>152264796
Yes but metaphorically for sex
Also lol blues just went 0/5 on the PP. Imagine the refs sucking your cock all game long and you cant score a goal.
6 about to start. Refs are so biased.
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>>152264679
This is why the WNBA is full of lesbians
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are sharks the most fun team to watch
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the lower bowl in the sharks arena looks like it is literally below half capacity. kinda embarrassing
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>>152264877
No that would be my duckies
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>>152264812
way to convienently leave out their absolute shit mlb team, jap retard
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>>152264877
No that would be my leafs plus drugs and alcohol
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>>152264788
its literally nothing. they have these (((reports))) every olympics, turin, sochi, paris, tokyo, beijing, rio, vancouver, yet ive never seen them not finish a building on time. surprised how many retards just keep buying their slop.
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>>152264877
yes :)
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my sharkies :)
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>>152264881
when gary doesnt stack and favor a sunbelt team this is what happens
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>0/6
>ducks still lead by 2
Shit if the refs didnt contain the ducks they'd be the best team in NHL history
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>>152264877
My rangers are disciplined and they believe in mike sullivan's system that's a form of fun
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the best goals are empty netters
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>>152264387
>peanut free
>sans arachides
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>>152264899
Sochi was overrun by wolves
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Is it me, or does this Shacks and Mammoths game feel...amateurish?
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wolves spotted in my /hoc/
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>Pavol Regenda
Literally who
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>Excitement is back in the NHL
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>>152265006
ice hasn't set properly
janitor had medical bills to pay
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>>152264974
The really shit kind??
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>>152265006
Not sure why you're even watching that garbage
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>jest
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>>152265031
You would wonder, wouldn't you?
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>>152265006
yes, celebrini, the best player in the nhl is "amateurish"
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>>152265006
the league is watered down trash now, too many teams and too few good players so it's just a bunch of chumps out there most of the time. thanks gary I hope you add another 10 before you retire
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>>152265047
Yeah cause I have a brain unlike your tard ass.
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>>152265046
If they don't have Hellebyuck they don't have anything. They literally have the opposite problem of the Oilers.
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>>152265065
Just curious are you a Habs fan?
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>>152265065
>waaaah my team cant just hog all the superstars together and we actually have to build a full team.
Youre a little bitch and your father is ashamed of you
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>>152265081
At least McDavid is good in the playoffs
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SHITSHOW

Italians are so fucking retarded oh my gawd
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tyler foli with another one
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ducks win!
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>>152265065
this is true unfortunately. nhl trully has an upper and lower. and the bottom half of each team are just ahl players
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>>152265131
there aren't enough good players for every team to not look like shit half the time. you might have noticed this if you were not a moron
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watered down leagues disproportionally reward good drafting and development
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>>152265142
>"Actually, the ice surface, it looks like it's going to be smaller than NHL rink standards, by probably three or four feet," DeBoer said. "I don't understand how that happened."
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>>152264610
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>>152265142
>>152265177
Also LMAO at Canada for thinking Gary won’t control the outcome
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>TO: Gary
>FROM: /hoc/ Staff
>Subject: Business Idea- NHL2
> Take Nashville, Buffalo, Winnipeg, St Louis
> add 12 more teams from non-NHL cities; ATL, HOU, MIL, KC, QC Hamilton, Omaha, Austin, Phoenix, San Diego, San Fransico, Portland
> start making some of that minor league money
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>>152265142
>>152265177
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>>152265209
NHL refs are overwhelmingly Canadian and they will close ranks since they all cheer for Canada
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>>152265209
gary runs r/nhl/
r/nhl/ runs /hoc/
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>>152265209
If Gary really wanted to Grow The Game he'd make team France or Italy win
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>>152265152
how exciting :3
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>>152265214
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>>152265228
>thinking Gary has no loyalists
The reffies serve one master and he doesn’t reside in Canada.
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>>152265142
Nice we’re getting D3 hockey at community college kino
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you can tell gary isnt trying to grow the game™ to white people because he cares more about his precious sunbelt goblins than places like denmark or latvia
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I should say that despite the game feeling amateurish, the Sharks seem to be playing well.
And I'm still getting entertainment out of it, unlike some of you old fucks.
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>>152265280

kek an nhl team in denmark r u cray
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>>152265209
>Small rink
>International rules for Europe
>NHL rules for the US and Canada
This is a complete clusterfuck, what are they thinking
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>>152265309
No. He's Canadian
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>>152265305
I prefer watching West Coast hockey over OG6
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>>152264000
>This show is going to get popular and eventually get renewed for a second season
>NHL will never publicly acknowledge the show
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>>152265324
I really don’t know I’m starting to think the NHL will pull out. Isn’t like like a rule that the rink has to be Olympic sized..because it’s the Olympics
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>>152265280
gary is trying to grow the game but the romans just shrunk it by 3 feet
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>>152265247
this

its really all that simple
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>>152265142
Italy is the Mexico of Europe
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Imagine we get a fight between Gary’s reffies and the international reffies
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>>152265430
gary's refs would win >:)
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>>152265415
what's the Texas of Europe?
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>>152265177
We have to cancel it. There’s now officially a loser cope
>the rink was too small
>if if if the rink had been 4 feet bigger
Just call it off now
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>>152265437
Scotland
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Canada and USA will have a huge advantage playing on smaller ice surface
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at least the womans tournament will be exciting now
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>>152265501
The US is going to need to play against the Euro refs and the Canadian refs, Canada only needs to play against Europe.
This is such bullshit.
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>>152265501
Canada doesn't need an advantage over European teams, and no one gives a shit how the USA finishes; I mean, let's be fair, the US doesn't even care
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bordering on scandalously short skirt territory... and I'm here for it
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Here's why I think the game feels amateurish
Both teams are kind of in the mid tier compared to other teams, I would say, so it leads to a less intense game.
Keep in mind I'm not the most knowledgeable when it comes to this shit, so forgive me if I come off as stupid.
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>>152265569
not enough leather
She should be wearing a vest and a spiked collar
>and carrying a whip
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>Best Coast Hockey
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>>152265581
San Jose is just coming out of a rebuild and Utah/Arizona was only just starting to get their feet under them when they were relocated.
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>>152265437
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>>152265621
Yeah, I'm aware Utah was the result of the shitshow that was the killing of the Coyotes, but wasn't aware of the Sharks rebuilding, so that explains things.

Again, terribly sorry for my ignorant takes, but I just wanted to share what I'm thinking with you guys.
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we don't apologize here
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seriously stop touching nhl players
https://youtu.be/9RaXufm5WHA?si=VPJnl_B9x0TvBbAN
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>>152265569
dirty slut
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>>152265668
I feel as if I need to apologize for anything that could come off as stupid, since this place is filled with people who have been watching this sport for decades.
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>>152265712
Actually watching the games you are commenting on already puts you above Calgary fans.
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>binnington is worth trading skinner plus tip
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>>152265727
sharks and mammouths shouldn't be playing hockey tbhdesubaka
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>>152265594
>>152265610
shut the fuck up trb
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>>152265177
math and measurements are hard.
>>
NEW
>NEW
>>152261224
>>152261224
>>152261224
>>152261224
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>>152265805
>>152265805
>>152265805
NEW
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>>152265247
Gary relies on divide and conquer
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>>152265167
>waaaah my team looks like shit
Can't relate



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