COPPA ITALIA ROUND OF 16>Tuesday, 2nd December 202521:00 Juventus - Udinese>Wednesday, 3rd December 202515:00 Atalanta - FC Genoa18:00 Napoli - Cagliari21:00 Inter - Venezia>Thursday, 4th December 202518:00 Bologna - Parma21:00 S.S. Lazio - AC BbilanSERIE A ROUND 14>Saturday, 6th December 202515:00 US Sassuolo - Fiorentina18:00 Inter - Como20:45 Hellas Verona FC - Atalanta>Sunday, 7th December 202512:30 Cremonese - Lecce15:00 Cagliari - AS Roma18:00 S.S. Lazio - Bologna20:45 Napoli - Juventus>Monday, 8th December 202515:00 Pisa - Parma18:00 Udinese - FC Genoa20:45 Torino - AC BbilanReminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, you need a visa to visit straya look out for 8200glowi3s and stay chamomileteapilled
Weston McKennie
negru
Udinese is a better zebra team than Juve
Looking back on it APC is just straight up better, really. More emotional and sincere without being half as pretentious.
>The Revenge of Lazio in 2 days>But Pulligoat is backkino
holiday season so burger grocery stores are stocking the happy hippoes, prosperous times ahead
>>152269139Might buy a pack tomorrow
>>152268339wasn't aware that /seriea/ was chill like that
Mogher-ACK
Are Arthur and Nico Gonzo an obligation
Pre-Jj dinner plans?
2025 I am forgotten
>>152270980Gathering anti-Openda posts to upload here later
Nine Inch Nails' newest music video is up
teun ares
Red Bull Challenges (????) are up
>>152271003Before he joined Juve no one knew who this was to begin with.
>COLLU: “Show me the timing of Marusic holding too.”>VAR: “You want to see Marusic? He thinks there's a pull, we have to show it to him from even further back.”>COLLU: “Perfect, there's the jersey being pulled, yes. I'll whistle a foul for the defense. You with me?”>VAR ROOM: “He's in front though in my opinion, anyway it's his call. For me it can't be.”It would be laughable if it wasn't so sad
Nine inch passes
>>152271222Where?
/mu/idea twink hate machine
Mo what is Locatelli doing there...
>>152271349Sballettifield 6
>Unc still listening to nin
>Füllkrug from West Ham has been offered to both Roma and Milan, but his name does not particularly excite the Rossoneri management.Pulisic is recovered, but not yet at 100%. I believe Pulisic will not be in the starting lineup against Lazio.>Napoli’s main target for the right flank is Marco Palestra. Juventus, Milan and Inter are following him with particular interest, but the feeling is that it will take (at least) €35M if not €40M.Cassano spoke to Viva El Futbol: "I see zero positive aspects in Allegri. Apart from the match against Udinese, he’s been playing terrible football.">"The game against Inter and the first 60 minutes against Lazio were embarrassing.""I would love to ask Berlusconi, if he were still alive, what he thinks. Allegri is so cunning that he’s taking credit he doesn’t deserve: father time comes for everyone, and Allegri’s merit is zero. ">"This year, I’m telling you, he will struggle and won’t finish in the top four."
>>152271222I... actually like the skin desu
>>152271791Oh, yeah I'm keeping BF on the backburner until they fix some of the annoying stuff.Currently grinding away at Space Marine 2 trophies, then maybe RDR1 now it has a PS5 version and then I'll have another try at BF6.
>>152271970Why did you post a tiny list of people involved in APAS 4000 ahah
Zaniolo brace incoming. Shrimp Supremacy.
Yildiz captain :)
>>152272356so who are resting more starting 11 players
>implying Jj has players on the books worthy of being labeled starting XI players
Imagine for a second being behind Davidgru in the rotation
if yildiz gets injured I honestly think they would end up relegated, what a dross looking sqvadrone
>>152272458A shitter like him is only holding them back
Christ Almighty, do NOT look up today's record about Locatelli
>>152272512the secret to unlock zhegrova and conceicini
Even as a dedicated ABJ, all of these constant Jj games are getting too much. No one has the energy for THAT much hatewatching.
Do you have to wax your scalp to get it as shiny as Spalleti?
If David scores
>if
Why do they insist on using this Chiral Gold kit?
Koop just passed to David
We were two steps away from a Davild goal
>>152272758it's quīnta essentia, either you have it or you don't
>>152272858Two Steps from Hell mentioned
We're overflowing without Locatelli. It reminds me of the tip of my penis the first time I kissed a brown-coloured female in the penultimate year of high school
The first... but was it also the last?
>Cambiaso lost in space and time
We were SO CLOSE to a David goal
>>152272858Whoa...
He did make a very good move though, also am I insane or is Koopmeiners very fucking good
>>152273052Meant for >>152273037
>Digre avoiding the ball again with his handsI'm starting to get a bit tired of the parate laser
Cabal is terrible lol
>>152273150
NOOOOOOOOOO
We've never edged SO CLOSE to a David goal
I'm feeling hopeful that Vlaho will probably never play again in a Juve jersey again
Post the slip
What the fuck he wasn't offside lmao
Oltraggissimo commentators that they disallowes that rubentus goal which was offside by like 2km
We were robbed from a DAVIDOOM gole
Koopmeiners will score but Gigi Havid won't
Need half-time asap, I have a massive shit to expell
Ponder the aroma of Gigi Hadid's hair...
>>152273296There was a mistake but nobody was in the wrong ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
4chansian tweet
>>152268339good effort OP
Half-time saggies
>>152273296The rubentus player is offside by like 50cm from this picture though? Are poorfags completely unaware of perspective or something?
Test
>Zingarovic injured>Gatti injuredIt's like Christmas morning
I'm about to vomit
We put more effort into shitposting than Jj does into sealing games
in the offside cg why are they not showing the position of the near defender in relation to Johnny, not the one in the middle
>>152273846The usual reason, anon
I can't believe I used to rate Cumbiaso
David will not score this penalty
>>152273865There are dozens of us
Wait why is it a penalty lmao, Cabal already passed it
>>152273885Step-on-foot is penor anytime
>>152273885t. never watched a football match
>>152273846Because the one in the middle is the last defender maybe?
This man deprived us of a David or Turco goal
>>152273885francesco forno is cooking
>>152273903Yeah I know, its just that its a bit dumb to award fouls right after the player gave away the ball willinglycan't complain much I guess
Lame.
>>152273924t. actual first time football watcher
>statpadding even for goalsI kneel
>>152273924looking at >>152273296 it's close enough to maybe warrant a look too
>>152273924t. has trouble with 3d vidya
He's gonna win the MVP trophy isn't he
Realistically, how many stats would need to be padded for him to enter the Ballon d'Or conversation?
Openda is up.
>Yildiz playingWhat is Spalletti doing lmao
>>152273949Even if that were true the fact that I'm not a fucking poorfag rubentus fan makes me able to understand more about soccer by watching 10 minutes of a random game than a rubentino who has been following rubentus since he was a little poorfag Del Siero poster-having toddler
Yeah let's keep Yildiz the full 90 minutes alright bald-man
>falseflagging as the poorfag posterthe absolute state
First Openda moment is up, didn't even need to wait 10 seconds
Cambiaso kills everything he touches. Incredible
Tomorrow it's Copa all day. Very nice.Which game has the best rule 34 content?I'm familiar with The Witcher, Baldur's Gate, Tomb Raider and The Last of Us.
Please find a job and construct a social life
>>152274117Hello Kitty Island Adventure
>Ciao MarioSee that's why he's not playing
Zingarova is up, I have a strong feeling he'll injure himself and join Milik on the beach
Fucking midget I swear to god
Openda won't score even if the entire Udinese XI decides to stop and play Uno
The Cypriot Jjer invaded the pitch!
>>152274170>>152274170
>>152274309>>152274170He's a tragedy lol, all that for a tiny plusvalenza on the other Tuga whose name escapes me
alberto costuga
Joao Miary Zo
Holy sexo
>>152274117>>152274134
The organs-smuggling gypsy seems to have good tactical awareness
BELGIO BELGIO BELGIO BELGIO BELGIO BELGIO BELGIO BELGIO BELGIO BELGIO BELGIO BELGIO BELGIO BELGIO BELGIO BELGIO BELGIO BELGIO BELGIO BELGIO BELGIO BELGIO BELGIO BELGIO BELGIO BELGIO BELGIO BELGIO BELGIO BELGIO
>>152274282Well well well
apologize italo #14
The Paintress fucking HATES Openda lmao
Joao Mario ruining EVERYTHING
It's like Belgio #1 takes over whenever Openda is about to do anything on the pitch
Zingarovic sabotaged the offside cams, can't let two negrus expose him
How many offside goals and open-net misses are needed for /seriea/ to collectively feel bad about Opendarc Raiders?
>(AU)>(P)
Both strikers still played well, I'll take it
>>152274476I wouldn't feel compassion for a negru
Sleep tight /sanrioa/
Airbrushing's
what a grim night
Yes, it was Udinese, but this felt more like a Spalletti team. Positives: Miretti, McKennie, David - good cameos from Openda and Zhegrova. A good impression ahead of a very tough match at the weekend.
Golazo Dildiz
(He got subbed off after 51 minutes)
>>152274551Is he an obligation
Having a daughter...
>>152274551>Comparenot in my vicinity, ever
>>152274581Has to start in at least 60% of league matches iirc
>>152274589Looks like a big thermometer (used to measure Koopmeiner's fever)
Just thought about Clara - Febbre again
>>152274617>milik was malawi all alongi fucking knew it
>>152274459
>>152274637Lole
>>152274637
Sleep tight /seriea/
Golazo dildiz
If Zingarova gets healthier and this team learns what an offside is, the attack may start balling (it won't)
Lidl Calcio back in the champions league spots
Lads I’m just back home and quite drunk I cant stop thinking about her you know? I just, aye I don’t know she says these things some times and the way she looks at me but I just don’t know, Lord show me the way ehThis is related to seriea because ah fuck it whatever goodnight and godbless
>>152276272>all caps team namebased or cringe?
Good morning!>Sports Judge: In addition to suspending Massimiliano Allegri for one match and fining Milan €5,000 for objects thrown onto the pitch from the stands.At the moment, there is no sign from Chelsea regarding a possible offer for Maignan.>Nicolò Tresoldi spoke to Direttaofficial: "I watch all Milan games. But I don’t know anything maybe my agent is working on something, but I really don’t want to hear anything. I’m happy here, my focus is here, I’m not thinking about anything else. Playing against Milan would have been beautiful. Maybe even at San Siro, like Brugge did last year. But if I had scored, maybe I wouldn’t have celebrated!"Milan aura.Also the whole train is silent but only two italian talking loudly.Also also only a few days left to influence your spotify wrapped
>PUMA and the Swiss Football Association (SFV) present the new home kit for the Swiss national teams. Inspired by the iconic design of the Swiss passport, the kit combines tradition and modernity, setting new standards in sports design. Under UV light, the logos on the chest glow neon red – a tribute to the Swiss attention to detail and the high value placed on design and technology. The UV-sensitive elements echo the passport's inspiration and give the kit a unique, modern touch, making it a real eye-catcher both on and off the pitch.Oh they cooked
>>152280421
>having way 45 in your sbortify wrapped
>Gatti out for monthsLET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>152280866KKKbros, we won.
Rouhi kenshinbros we are so fucking back
I now believe the schizo Sergio Ramos to Jj rumors and want it to happen
Kekekekekekekekekekekekek they confirmed they took the correct player in consideration for the offside for the david goalNo but /serieass/ assured me it was an epic gombloddo against rubentus IT'S ANUDDA CANDREVA
>>152280866>out for just 4 weeksIt's joever
>FIGC president Gabriele Gravina clarifies the current situation in Italian football: "The cause of our decline lies in the wrong methodology and in focusing on finding culprits. My recipe for the future is less tactics and more technique; that is the goal. We must unleash creativity. I am not resigning, there is no rule that requires me to step down, with 98% approval in the federal council. To those who tell me to 'find myself a new job', I say: if I leave, will Italian football bounce back and win the World Cup? If I were certain of that, I would be the first to step aside. That's why I'm a calm man."
>>152281339>If I were certain of that, I would be the first to step aside.lmao sure thing
Douglas Costaesque
>>152281422Douglas Costa was quicker though
The fact that the Power Pack™ is out tomorrow and they still haven't disclosed the price makes me think it's €50
>>152281596/seriea/ in the top right
>>152281607That Polestar rear is sexo sexo
>>152281749The inside is a horror though. Imagine not having an instrument dashboard, digital or analog.
>>152281830That's sadly the case for all the car manufacturers, even Mazda gave up
>>152281885Germans are still doing them, albeit digital.
Fiat panda 30 or Renault r5
>>152281991Only Audi and I'm afraid they switched to a dashboardless cockpit too with their latest models
>>152281991>>152282052Also all that piano black is horrible, I'd rather just have cheap Dacia tier plastics instead of that trash
since when is a last man foul a red card when there's another defender next to the last man? That said De Rossi is as big of a dummy as I expected
>there is literal calcio happening right this secondTf?! Did Klaus Schwab approve this??!
>Greig Fraser dropped both Dune 3 and The Batman 2 just to work on a fucking Beatles biopic Cinema is goneOnly calcio remains
Just how much cocaine and/or cunny were those studio execs on when they approved ANOTHER Beatles biopic?
>>152281207>>out for just 4 weeksgrim
>>152282438Musican biopic is the worst genre in all of film. Instant hardpass, not even torrent. Michael (Part 1) is gonna be ass like all the others. I'm sure it will make a billion dollars from all the thirdies.
Straight Outta Compton and Walk The Line beg to differ
>>152282707>Straight Outta ComptonBased
>Straight Outta Compton [...] beg to differ
>tfw you haven’t been able to show your twinkish lack of taste, class and general media literacy for 15 minutes
>>152282766That's not how the scumbag Steve meme works
>"No no no [name of platonic friend]. They are not really related. They just greet each other with brother. Its like a invisible bond they all have. Its called "the shining" you know"
What
Pay attention kids, this is a real live crashout we’re witnessing right now!
>>152282707>>152282887>>152283026>>152283069Why do turn on VPN to agree with your own posts? That is unhinged
Gios wrapped is bad
gonna start magnesium glycinate maxxing
>>152283504Based rope shooter enthusiast
Top 5 /seriea/ approved musician biopic5.Selena4.Amadeus3.8 mile2. Sid & Nancy1.Immortal Beloved
>>152283675Maestro? The pianist?
>>152283675Amadeus and 8 Mile are kino, all the later ones follow the "For your consideration" award beg slop.
>>152283675amadeus number 1 for me even doe too many notes
>nabule
pullybros...i believe
he isn't going to be very happy with himself after missing that
Caprile is such a great GK, he saved exactly 0 (zero) penalties tonight Top stuff
More like mattias sadlici
N
ahhahahahahaha
>>152284564Clutch reverse jinx
so pvlisic isn't fit for Lazio?This is very upsetting...
finally
Wasn't Milinkovic Savic supposed to be good at penalties
>>152284652He scored tho
>>152284778Wow very cool joke you think you're smarter than me? Post your Bogging for Apples high score
andy dioufus will score todaythis was revealed to me during an epileptic fit
>>152284893You have been owned by a german joke, sit down and think about that for a minute
>you now remember interbros
nighttime fabbrica, will catch the start of the second half hopefully
>>152285107Wtf
>2 goals in one minutePoor Venezia
>>152285712
They're wearing Belgium colours, maybe that's why they are doing so poorly.
che partita
>>152285749Why did they move away from the kappa kits and zesty marketing? Seemed like a winning formula. Even saw random zoomers here wearing Venezia kits at the time.
en garde bonny
CHIESAAAAAAAAAA SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stop.Jashari time.
Slow thread tonight. Missed the game, good win
mo i missed the game.
nice goles. pio gole nice shot
