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>attempted rape
how did he fail
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>>152269464
keeps snatching at opportunities
just needs to find his rhythm
give him more time
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>>152269464
let it slip
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with some errors in who is retired, chatgpt gave me this list of 2010s england players.
>Goalkeepers
Ben Foster
Fraser Forster
Rob Green
John Ruddy
Joe Hart

>Defenders
Ashley Cole
Leighton Baines
Joleon Lescott
Phil Jagielka
Glen Johnson
Micah Richards
Stephen Warnock
Gary Cahill
Danny Rose
Nathaniel Clyne
Kieran Gibbs
Wes Brown
Chris Powell

>Midfielders
Steven Gerrard
Frank Lampard
James Milner
Jack Wilshere
Adam Lallana
Fabian Delph
Gareth Barry
Tom Cleverley
Michael Carrick
Scott Parker
Theo Walcott
Joe Cole
Shaun Wright-Phillips
Stewart Downing
Jake Livermore

>Forwards
Wayne Rooney
Daniel Sturridge
Jermain Defoe
Peter Crouch
Andy Carroll
Danny Welbeck
Rickie Lambert
Jay Rodriguez

all stand up blokes, can't see it being any of them.
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>>152269642
>chatgpt
ask it which one of them is more likely to commit rape
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>>152269642
Clearly Jake Livermore. 100%. Final answer.
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>>152269464
He played for England, anything is possible
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>>152269642
You just posted Roy Hodgson's call-ups for Euro 2012.
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Live or lived in Essex
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>>152269464
he dragged it
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>>152269642
Stand up blokes can rape people too. That’s how I got caught up
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Adam Johnson up to his old tricks?
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>>152269623
Steve G confirmed
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>>152269642
Any of a, uh, darker... persuasion?
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>>152269464
already over 30 years old probably
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>>152269464
He almost hit her too well.
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Has to be are Harvey Price
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>>152269408
Liverpool or United player, 100%.
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>>152270432
Kek
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>he
>>152269408 doesn't mention gender :^)
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>>152269408
welcome to olympique marseille
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>>152269464
She saw his BBC and decided to consent after all.
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>>152271290
No woman has ever played in the Premier League.
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>>152271290
But it does say Premier League, and the top women players play in the Women's Super League. Is there like a blind Premier League or something like that, maybe?
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>>152270216
I thought he got arrested by Essex Police because he was trying to leave the country through Stansted Airport and that's their jurisdiction. Do we have confirmation he's actually from Essex?
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>>152269408
I can sense Nigerian twitter assembling already
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Rolling for Jack Wilshere
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i've battered all the lasses, i' never gonna stop
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>>152271082
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>>152271082
how can one man be so bad at backpassing, these were all in big games too
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>>152269408
English lads really love a bit of the ol' involuntary in-out
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>>152269464
he just needed more time
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>>152269408
swear this gets ran 3/4 times a year and nobody is ever named
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>>152269464
he just didn't have that dog in him
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>rape
One of the black players
>arrested for it
One of the white players
>whilst attempting to leave the country
One of the black players
>historical offence only made recently
One of the white players
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>>152274156
Superinjunctions are still a thing here and there’s also the small problem of the CPS and police enforcing, or not enforcing, the law based on race
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>>152269642
There's a lot more than that. It doesn't say retired from football but reads like its not a current England player. Also don't know if its only from the 2010s or across decades.
J-Lingz for example may be safe because he played for England as recently as 2021.
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>>152269408
Don't ask me how I know but it's Alexander Oxlade-Chamberlain
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>>152275141
The Sun who broke the story said its someone who has made public appearances recently
My money's on Daniel Sturridge
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It's Gary Neville.
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>>152270729
Kek
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>>152269464
she consented, thus cancelling the rape
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why are footballers addicted to rape?
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>>152269464
Defensively, this woman, at this moment in time, is far too open. She's getting dragged around, she's getting pulled into areas she doesn't want to be in, and that’s just not good enough at this level. You can’t expect this former England international to fail the rape attempt every single week.

Going forward, this former England international, at this moment in time, will know they need more consistency. You can see what they’re trying to do, but this attack, at this moment in time, just isn’t executing it.
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Grok isn't above speculating, although it did try the old, question limit reached trick even though its the first thing I've I've asked in ages.
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>>152280977
why do most footballers look like they are from detroit
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>>152269642
it's the one of the black ones
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>>152269408
Inbred island of catholic rapists
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>>152269464
He probably said something that rubbed her the wrong way. So naturally she went to the police and pressed rape charges on him.
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>>152281007
lel
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>>152269408
Article doesn't mention it being a woman who's the victim
>>152281016
So I'm guessing it's Lallana
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>>152275141
Why is Arsenal so rapey?
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>>152269464
Shot wide, missed her pussy.
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>>152270729
hahaaaaaa
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>>152269464
VAR
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>>152275141
@grok is this true????



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