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BALDFRAUD
What's next for Tsunoda?
>>152270588banzai into rbr headquarters
YUKI KWAB
>>152270588
So is Jeetblad any good? I don't watch F2
What is a medshitter
Will PS3 cuck out in the last race?
Just a reminder how he claimed he deserved the seat in RBRhttps://www.formula1.com/en/latest/article/tsunoda-feels-he-deserves-red-bull-seat-as-rb-racer-reacts-to-lawsons-return.3YHK7lWgm5NkKjnGQeAzi0
>>152270685What is love?
>>152270765Tsunoda is right. If anyone deserves a seat, it's He.
>>152270588kamikaze attack on the RB garage
>>152271158baby don't hurt me
>(((isack))) hadjar
>>152271177I'd suck he's dick
>>152271888She doesn't have one.
>>152271989lame
>>152271633>baby don't hurt meSee >>152270763
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XDSI_Y2Ku78actually funny
Norris will win the championship because after gaining an extra position from Antonelli he only needs to finish on the podium. And we saw at Qatar that Piastri should be faster than Verstappen all things being equal. Antonelli sealed the deal this year.
gimi
I hope Lando wins! ama :)
amx
Isack ack ack ack!
>>152275163I also don't see why people think that Oscar will be ahead of Lando in Abu Dhabi when last year Lando was faster than him there.
>>152275417>japanthat's malaysia though
>>152275352>Tsunoda>not a good driverMax couldn't even beat him in a monster truck. Liam couldn't beat him at neckracing (and crashed trying).2026 is going to be hell for Hadjar. Meltdowns & memes incoming.
>>152275417he shidded
>>152275441>Tsunoda>not a good driverYeah, that retard had 5 years to prove himself and never amounted to anything during that time. Least deserving F1 driver after Stroll. Hadjar being bad doesn't change that.
>>152275432all asian circuits look the same
>>152275417vettel is such a retard
>>152270765If Checo were still on the team he would've secured the championship for Max.
>>152275459Isack isn't bad.
So since Red Bull will have completely severed ties with Honda next year and Helmutt absolutely hates Tsunoda for being Japanese, why are they keeping him on the payroll? Is it to keep him from taking any important knowledge of their operations and/or the new car to any other teams?
What red bull really needs to do to fix their second seat is fire Richard Wood and promote Ernesto DesiderioYou can literally pinpoint the moment the second car goes to shit is when he takes over as race engineer in 2024
>>152275486Hadjar is an absolute shitter.Marko is about to find out just how bad & useless his young driver program actually is.
>>152275418GOOD post
>>152275504He's had a good rookie season though.
>>152275512Why do the tyres have chains around them?
>>152275521Racism
>>152275490Ironic that Marko is the racist guy, even though the recent drivers for Red Bull have been a nip, a french-arab, a poo and a robot. I hate fun and I understand that he made a joke about Checo being south american one time. >why are they keeping him on the payroll?I think they are having a pretty huge "who else?" issue right now. Hadjar is in the 2nd seat because who else are they going to put there? Linbald gets promoted from F2 because who else? It's not like those are amazing picks.
>>152275494Yeah but watch: Marko likes Hadjar, so we'll suddenly see the #2 car getting the same practice strategies as Max, the same qualifying strategies as Max, and the same tire strategies as Max.Unlike Tsunoda who got the most retarded fucking strategies possible, as to be deliberate.However, it won't matter as the car is likely going to be midfield at best, when the engine finishes the race, and Hadjar is a total poo.
>>152275513of course he has, abdul
>>152275521Do Brits not know how to drive in the snow?
>>152275540>they kept Tsunoda around for 5 years because they just hated him so much The F in F1 stands for parallel universe.
>>152275512I really hate dumb shit like this.
Season should have around 20 races, two every month with two breaks during the yearOpener GP should always be Albert Park, ender should always be SilverstoneMonaco should just be for the opening ceremony and not for F1 racing anymore, cars are too fat nowAlso remove Qatar, Aba Dabba, Suzuka, Imola, and Spa, they don't produce good races currentlyBring back Kyalami, Sepang, Istanbul, and HockenheimAlso add nine more teams to the grid (Lotus Geely, Tata Jaguar, Hyundai, BMW, Maserati, Sony, Microsoft, and Nintendo)
>>152275555>I'll take "who is our engine supplier" for 500, Alex.Please pay attention.
>>152275562>blowhard brit noisesAnyway.
https://racingnews365.com/mclaren-address-surprise-scenario-in-team-orders-updatehhahahahahahaOSCARLET LANDO PASSNOWGET KEKED ON THE WORLD STAGE OR ELSE
>>152275562I give you juan (You)
>>152275504at the very least he achieved more in 1 season than yugi has in 4 with AT/VCARB
>Suzuka, Imola, and Spafuck you Kumarmay your curry be forever poisonous
>>152275593Tsunoda was doing better than him in the same Minardi this season before the team sabotaged his front wing and then moved him into the gimp seat.
>>152275578wobbler pedigree
RIP Hadjar, who will replace him?
>>152275570I guess I'll feel bad for him being a shitty pay driver that never amounted to anything, then. Maybe he can be the 2nd driver in Mazepin's team when they let Russians back into the sport.
>>152275620the paki duh
>>152275578oscar cuckitini
>>152275611Isack was already faster than him by his 2nd race.
>>152275578People who seriously thought that PS3 was going to defend Max's WDC were always a bit overly creative in their imagination.
>>152275620Spleensplat...Mindplap..whatever his name is.
>>152275620Liam Lawson when Max leaves too.
>>152275632This is incorrect.
>>152275636It's not about defending Max, it's about trying to win for himself. If he cucks out here he will never win.
In hindsight Red Bull should have hired proudy when they had the chance. But at the same time he took a while to return to form and there's no guarantee they wouldn't have demoted him for a fat honda bribe after a couple of bad races like they did with Lawson
>>152275636This.Piastri is a total subservient cuck. He likes the money, he likes placing on the podium. He has absolutely no champion mentality.
>>152275636If Lando wins the title because of team orders, it will be forever stained and Lando will never live it down
>>152275636>>152275650Why are people still talking about who will win the title this year? Doriane Pin won the title in Vegas, its over.
>>152275661If Lando wins the title because of team orders, Australia will be forever stained and Aussies will never live it down that their drivers are total cucks.
>>152275659Can you imagine the paddock brawls between Proudy Sr and Jos?
>>152275650It's not about PS3 giving up 1st place when he has a chance to win, it's about him giving up 2nd and 3rd. Obviously.
>>152275504>Marko is about to find out just how bad & useless his young driver program actually is.Well, at least nominally, it has done exactly what it had to do: Produce two multi-WDCs who are both generally considered among the greats. Who, between them, won all eight championships that were reasonably winnable by Red Bull (and some of them arguably weren't even).What difference do the many #2 failures make in the big picture? If the program can keep spitting put one great driver every five to ten years (and Vettel and Verstappen weren't just lucky coincidences) it's justified itself.
>>152275673I think that was the main reason. If you have two retarded boomers who can't coexist, you'll pick the boomer that is attached to Max.
>>152275490Helmut doesn't hate Tsunoda, it was Horner who didn't like himHelmut didn't care for Iwasa who he felt was a typical meek Jap but liked, or at least found it amusing, that Tsunoda was the total opposite in personalityTsunoda never got to a podium in F1 and never really scored that many points, also the teammates he beat were suspect at best in racing ability at the time he raced against them
>>152275685Jos got his wish and RB killed hornyman (and suddenly max the following race rapes and gapes the competition)curious
>>152275664new or old, you can count on chuck to spin
>>152275680True, true.>>152275685Would've been fun to watch.
>>152275598They haven't had good races in years, let them go anon
>>152275708>Indian>leaving shit all over the streetChecks.
>>152275731Vettel before (((they))) cornered him in a hotel lobby and showed him how they could manufacture evidence to place him on Epstein Island during the diddlings if he didn't go full pozzed.
>>152275731That's how Oscar will give up his place to Lando thiis weekend
>>152275671Is Oscar refuses to bow down to great satan (Br*tain), he gets kicked out of F1 entirely, so not like he has a choice
>>152275671we rape them in rugby and cricket
Baby making with stratmommy
>>152275780No he wont.
>Oscar, Lando is faster than you. Do you copy?
>>152275780He's too good to get kicked out, at worse he'll be on reserves for a year lmao(if that)you're telling me that any of the medshitter won't like to have him? they all know how mclaren is ran anyway
so the "Hadjar is shit" cope has already begun and he hasn't even touched Red Bull yet
>>152275799If Oscar doesn't yield to Lando and costs him the title, he won't be kicked out of the team? Why lie so blatantly?He would be fired on the spot. Why do you think they're hiring so many development drivers with super licenses, like Fornaroli? It's an implicit threat to Oscar to keep him in line.
>>152275817Indian boy will have yukis car for FP1, im excitedi hope he heems lando
>>152275761>how they could manufacture evidence to place him on Epstein IslandPretty sure Vettel himself was still legally a minor when the Epstein shit went down. Had he been on that island, it'd have to have been as a victim.
>>152275816>goodBoth him and Lando make so many silly mistakes that get masked by the McLaren being a rocket ship, are they even that goodMaybe the car is genuinely hard to drive, I dunno, Dunne did good times in that one FP session too though
>>152275803that Amx 360 was fucking kino
Oscar is signed with McLaren until 2028He either does whatever they tell him to or he never races in F1 again
>>152275840Dunne can't drive a race without causing a major incident. There's a reason he doesn't have a seat despite expecting one for 2026.
>>152275822When Max was competing against multiple times World Champion Hamilton, with Hamilton having a superior car, was that luck too?
>>152275857>>152275840SPeaking off Dunne>Gets out of McLaren contract without another on standby>Redbull contract wasn't even realLollllHe should fire his manager
i will be very happy for the goblin if he gets the WDCwe need more charismatic chads being the face of the sport and making it okay for young boys to reject their austistic attributes and become league players that identified themselves with drivers like that (max,kimi,alonso,oscar)
>>152275872Nah, he's joining Alpine and taking Colapinto's seat next year
>>152275872He was clearly told he had a seat, so he broke the contract, only to end up with nothing. What a mess.
>>152275856end of 2026 with options to extend
>>152275882Incorrect.
Don't drivers sometimes disobey team orders? I'm quite sure Max ignored it when someone told him to let a teammate pass.
>>152275908Lewis and Seb did too.
>>152275908keep lurking
>>152275888Nah that was his old contract. He extended to 2028 in March this year. I'm sure he's regretting that decision now because there's likely a massive exit payment required to leave it, if any other team wanted to buy him out which might discourage him getting headhunted by other teams.https://www.foxsports.com.au/motorsport/formula-one/nobrainer-mclaren-locks-down-impressive-piastri-on-fresh-deal-as-title-defence-takes-shape/news-story/e9942dc15805dfbf7337fa0bb6a6078b
>>152275908Lead drivers canBitch drivers can't
>>152275908They had the clout of WDCs and didn't give a fuck. Piastri has no WDC, is still relatively early in his career and can have it snuffed out by Fat Brown if he's feeling petty enough.
>>152275927Didn't Alpine pay like 20m for Colapinto? anything less than what 100m would still be worth it for Oscar then
Aren't teams supposed to be punished if team orders result in bringing dishonour to the spirit of the sport or some shit like that
>>152275955$100m is a big price tag that prohibits anyone but perhaps the main 4 from affording him. Ferrari just got burned from paying huge bucks for Hamilton, so I doubt they would be up for it. Mercedes bet the farm on Kimi, so they're spoken for. Red Bull is promoting their rookie shitters. And he's already in McLaren. The only other option is Aston Martin, and that requires one of their drivers retiring. But it does look like that might be where Webber intends for him to go based on recent photos.
>>152275908Handing the WDC to another team is different from going "no" in response to "your teammate thinks he has better pace, so let him past".
>>152275962An English team with an English driver winning counts as bringing honor to F1. An Australian driver ignoring the Papaya rules on the other hand
>>152275987Wouldn't RB actually like for Oscar to be their #2 Driver?
>>152275908Culoshitto disobeyed team orders to stay behind Gasly the other day and his contract got renewed shortly afterwards
>>152275908F1 teams are like women, they make the rules for normies and break the rules for Chad. The best driver (Chad/Verstappen) can do whatever he wants and the team will accept it or he will dump them for the next team.normie driver (Piastri in this case) must do what the team says because he knows if he doesn't, they can replace him with someone who will.
>>152275987If no one bids whatever the price is Mclaren will lower it. >FerrariHamilton is retiring or getting booted, they'd take him easy>Red BullThey need to replace Max and none of their rookies are ready/good enough
Is Juri Vips still in Twitch jail for having a gamer moment or can he come back now
>>152275908Yeah but piastri is a cuck
>>152270550The season has already ended. What are you guys doing here?
>>152276031That means he has to spend 2026 at McLaren getting cucked for another entire year by Zak and his favorite rent boy, but I guess that was always going to happen.
if mark webber has any sense he's talking to other teams already and has told oscar to buckbreak that poofter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juLonWApxYE
>>152276096>>152276141Oh no another year with the fastest car, poor guy
man, this is tough. why is a.i. so fucking useless and retarded
>>1522761652026 regs mean the McLaren car could be anywhere from fastest to a shitboxAnd yes, it's shit knowing you're on a team that doesn't like you or support you. Only 2 people from his team attended his P2 podium at Qatar, that is some real rude bullshit
alright, finally got an answer. Raikkonen's 2007 title was more improbable than PS3 clinching it sunday
>>152270575KWABF
>>152276189They'll be the fastest, they have the best team and they hate him so much they signed him until 2028. Oscar himself looked miserable as fuck after that P2 you want his team to go out there and celebrate with him like it was a good result?
>>152276207Piastri got taken out turn 1 Abu Dhabi 2024, no reason Norris can't get the same treatment in 2025
>>152276247KWABF? What does that mean?
>>152276258>ackchually they were doing Piastri a favor by not showing upkys
>>152276265Kek what a bitch, François
How mentally ill am i if genuinely believe that my soulmate is a C-tier Spanish actress
>>152276296ExtremelyWhich actress?
You fuckers can have races without any overtakes but everything is good aslong as you get your made up drama silly tiktoks and kevin hart waves the flag, absolutely disgustingAt the end of the day you are excited for numbers on a board while the deciding race from the tournament is gonna be won or lost by a fucking pitstop
>taking the "brit" bait ittlel
If Max becomes a 5 time World Champion is he the Booker T of Formula 1?Would Hamilton be Hulk Hogan? Schumacher would be Ric Flair? Senna be John Cena?Who is the Stone Cold Steve Austin of Formula 1?Who would be the Landon Norris of WWE?
>>152276339>Who would be the Landon Norris of WWE?Ricochet
>>152276339who is the Machoman Randy Savage?
>>152276339>Booker T>Ric Flair>John Cena>Stone Cold Steve Austin>Landon Norrisliterally who?
>>152276355>Machoman Randy SavageOliver BEAR MAN
More importantly, who is the Kevin Nash of Formula 1?
>>152275538they should sign Fornarolol
>>152276404McLaren just signed for him as a development driver. Almost like they expect to have an empty seat in the next year for some unknown reason
>>152275789you are brown
>>152276339Max is the Cena, the champion during a terrible period who people hate at the time but will miss if he leavesHamilton is the rock since he's gay and half black and the one normies know the name ofSchumi is the Stone ColdLando Norris would be a modern shitter like Seff Rollins >>152276393Schumacher's nurse was raped in the chilly winter of 2019
>alonso incarnates as the petrov for norris in p4 and GP holds the announcement after AMX crosses the finish line
>>152275494>20242nd RB seat has issues since 2019. 2021 had two extraterrestrials at the front so we all pretend nothing was happening>>152275857>>152275872>>152275886>>152275882Seat where? In the toilet? Guy doesn't even have a super license.
>>152276265Kek What a Bald Fraud
>>152276440______ ___ ____ __ __ ____, ___
>>152276447He's doing F2 again next year, will finish top 3 and get the SL points
I want Hamilton to crash into Lando on Sunday. Not a big crash. Just give him a little wobbler and let him drive into Norris, that takes both of them out.The brutish press wouldn't even know what to write about that kek
>>152276471I like your thinking
>>152276262>Piastri got taken out turn 1 Abu Dhabi 2024He took himself out, AMX did nothing wrong. British FIA favored their colony driver and gave penalty to AMX. Simple as.
>>152276440Analso will start p6 max and be a pit stop behind on stint 1 lol
>>152276477I just want this one little thing for Christmas. That's all I need
im not liking amx/ps3 chances at all, (((something))) will have to happen to give me a happy endo
>>152276471That relies on him not going out in Q1
I don't know how anyone can be confident about Max's chances after Qatar, Piastri was much faster than him and would've easily won without the worst strategy ever.
McRib is back!AMX fans, this is a sign!>B E L I E V E
>>152276494>He took himself outNo he didn't.
>>152276515>thinking the freemason bros won't tamper with the ether to influence reality for their #33 boy just like '21ngmi
>>152276549It doesn't even really matter. Even if Max wins it's unlikely Lando will be far enough back and Oscar will cuck out to give him a position if he has to
>>152276520What if Al-Hamil cockblocks Norris in Q1 and both go out early
>>152276583Almost as gaudy as "HUSKY CHOCOLATE"
NEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>zesty indianChrist have mercy
realistically mclel will just slurp it up in the top 3, and not even attempt an overtake on verstappen if they're behind in case norris bottles it again
>>152276621This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.
>>152276549Piastri is in the box seat for the AD win after Qatar, even Max strongly hints at this. Doesn’t mean he’s going to get it though or even if he does, if Norris finishes higher than P6, it doesn’t matter anyway after they fucked his strategy (likely on purpose) at Qatar.
all pozfags were predicting that kwabmilton would beat lecuck
>>152276676I want to go back so badly.
>>152276669Kind of hilarious that Oscar finally stopping being shit and winning is what would help Lando the most
>>152276549not confident but hopeful, it was always going to be will mclaren fuck up enough. it was over before australia. it was over after australia. it was definitely over during the european leg. it was over after mexico. it was over after brazil. but WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK. it still is not over. it went down to the last race when it never should have. mclaren and especially norris have shown that they got a kwab moment in them when it matters. it's not over yet, bro
>>152276716Once the car went back to favoring Piastri after they removed the illegal skid block post Las Vegas disqualification, they to pull some bullshit at Qatar to keep Lando safely in the lead of the WDC. McLaren are vile
>>152276520he could easily have a slippy while getting lapped
>>152276688But Lecuck is a medshitter, though? Does it mean that pozzfags are commonly acknowledged as being weaker than medshitters?
>>152270588Toyota Gazoo racing in WEC
>>152270588isn't he racing on indycar for 2026
>Feels bad man.jpeg
>>152275661He's top on points due to that fact.
>>152276669There is no way Mclel botches 3rd race in a row, no way
does anyone have the webm of merc vs ferrari porpoising in 2023?like how it was physically painful for mercs to boucne but ferrari embraced the bounce
>>152276853You’re underestimating the power of Fat Brown to balls things up
>>152276571poztree turned in on AMX, clear as day
>>152276861or perhaps that was 2022 i dont remember anymore
singles lando wins, dubs AMX, trips ps3
>>152276621why is he listed as br*tish
>>152276888DA PEE ESS TRIPLE WORLD CHAMPION
>>152276888holy based
>>152276888!!!
>>152276888
>>152276907I just had an argie milanesa sandwich and I'm in bliss. Hopefully Cola gets a better car next year.
>>152276853STATEMENT.botched 3 races in a row
>>152276872Max wasn't ahead at the apex.
>>152276853they botched a 104 point lead
>>152276943They still have the lead
Hello I hate Red Bull but Max is GOAT also I hate every F1 team, the FIA and FOM
>>152276977you evne hate ferrari?
>>152276982You don’t?
>>152276920it will be the first season with full and proper pre-season testing sessions, next year will be the first time he can fairly be ratedalso be sure to try milanesa a la napolitana too
>>152276920yeah im thinking tomorrow ill have a cheeky milanesa too
feels bad man when your own team isn't even there to congratulate you.
>>152276920Hell yeah
>>152277026volumes.
>>152277068no volume, webm dont have audio if not on wsg or gif i think
>>152276933STATEMENTgoblin loses a place on turn 1 with yet another poor start for the umpteenth time this year
try to imagine the influx of pajeets into f1 internet next yeargrim
You can’t seriously believe Lando has choked his last choke of the year, can you?
>>152277026He got congratulated by the Williams team because nobody from McLaren showed up aside from two mechanics.
>last race with the aesthetically pleasing numbers of 10 teams and 20 driversHATE IT
>>152277078
>>152277026Imagine if he actually pulled it off and won the WDC next weekend. How would the McLaren pitwall even react?
flawed regs.Ross Brawn should've known better.
I want Oscar to win it more than I want Max to. Imagine the fallout at McLaren. Imagine the pain inflicted on Zak Brown and Lando. Imagine the British media destruction. I need this so much.
>>152276920
>>152277123They'd be inconsolable, all that effort to manipulate Lando into winning the WDC wasted
>>152277111>double dubs with tripsnow thats aesthetically pleasing
>>152277183>111>22Pottery
>>152277026>>152277109>>152277123
>>152277123I suppose it would be similar to Jorge Lorenzo winning the 2015 MotoGP season. Yamaha was absolutely gutted that Rossi didn't win it instead, and they even cancelled the post-championship party. Jorge left the team a year after because he felt disrespected by his own team.
>>152277178They were powerless to resist FOM, they had no choice but to celebrate the WCC without Piastri! Zak Brown's hands were tied!
>>152277216perfect webm
>>152277246FOM actually resented being made the bad guy and issued a statement saying McLaren had been notified a week beforehand about the WCC celebration and that it wasn't last minute as Fat Brown had lied that it was, which in his mind justified leaving Piastri out of it.
>>152277109
he should try being likeable
>>152277261Sak Brown acts like winning the wdc that race was an unforeseeable random event like winning the lottery
>Norris and Max crash>Piastri wins the title>Yuki finishes 2nd, in his last race>Ollie finished 3rd, his first podiumWould RB and Haas be happier than Mclaren?
There are two reasons I hate McLaren.Lando norris is a crybaby faggot bitch, and the way McLaren treats Piastri despite his performance this season.Imagine how they're going to treat him next year when they're no longer winning races.
>>152277317>Would RB and Haas be happier than Mclaren?Unquestionably. It would look bizarre on television too, everyone will be wondering why Haas are more excited for a podium than McLaren are for a WDC
>>152277361Piastri celebrating with the Haas team
>>152277216Even the RB team celebrated with Perez the three (3) times he got pole and five (5) times he won a GP.
To fans of Max Verstappen:It's over. As we speak, the forces of good are amassing at the doorstep of FraudStappen and his False Empire.FOUR LONG YEARS OF FRAUD WDC WILL END IN TEARS AND BROKEN DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!And we thank SIR LANDO NORRIS, and McLaren for bringing the great satan down to its knees, awaiting death blow.ALL HAIL SIR LANDO NORRIS!!! WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!
>>152277425one of the gayest things I have ever read in my lifepure cringe
>>152277425Based contrarian, make ’em mad
>>152277317>Norris and Max crashim actually hopping for thisraw uncut autistic violence meets aspirational desperation
>>152277425>Abu Dhabi >Max Leading>Piastri in 3rd“Oscar, we need you to switch places with Norris.”>Norris’s car is plowed into a safety barrier around turn 1 and on fire
>>152277532as if they wont just give him a slow stop
>>152277317that's what id love to see lmao. imagine what his team radio would be like after he wins the championship
>>152277425>Indonesian ladyboy loose on a Finnish VPN again
>bring back refueling
>>152277583>bring back refueling
Boys I'm thinking about getting a pup.But I'm just not sure if I should get a Rottweiler or a Bullmastiff. I like both, we used to have both when I was a child and they were the best dogs I've ever had the pleasure of knowing.F1 related because all good drivers have a living dog.
>>152275761>>152275830Epstein was charged in 2005 when vetlel would have just turned 18.
>>152277216the mask shit was so crazy and pozzed. no wonder mclel is winning now. pray for AMX
>>152276893Anglo countries let anyone choose to be citizens.
>>152277741wew
>>152277026beyond cucked>>152277123>How would the McLaren pitwall even react?:|
>>152277583You don't need to bring back refueling and even if you do it probably won't change much If you want fun races again, with the cars as big as they've gotten, you're gonna have to drop and replace a bunch of the mainstay tracks on the current calendar (and not just replace them with low effort street circuits I mean) but people don't want to do that
max shows more skill in this one motion avoiding the brake check than lando has shown in his entire career.
>>152277828That wasn't a brake test.
>>152277859try harder, lando slows to pretend to let him past and then doesn't. because of what happened just before.
>>152277828Brake checks never work and shouldn't even be disallowed really
>>152277859your brit bong biased skyf1 didn't show that.but button made up for it because FOM was trying to cover up the vegas manhole cover failure from the broadcasts. but he walked down there and mentioned it when no one else was.
>>152275559You hate having fun?
>>152277828god he's such an insufferable shit
>>152277425>Somehow, Verstappen returned
>>152278066outstanding
Is Isack Hadjar gonna be in the RedBull seat in Abu Dhabi?Or is Yuki in for the last race?
>>152278096Hard R is only joining in big '2 '6 unc
>>152277317I'm hoping Sainz podiums againI want Russell to do something silly, it's been a few races so he's dueTsunoda doing well in his final race ever would be nice but he's shit so I'm not expecting anything, he'll probably crash into Lawson or somethingMax complaining non-stop every weekend when his car isn't even slow anymore and his team openly devotes all resources to him, Lando complaining even more when he has the fastest car and his team secretly devotes all resources to him, and Piastri trying his best to be a bigger choke artist than even Lando is, I don't care about any of these three faggots anymore, I guess Max or Piastri winning would be more entertaining though
>>152278096Arvinder will be in Yuki's seat for one of the FP sessions, Yuki will be in the car for the rest of the weekend
ded 2 mclel
STATEMENTAh, more questions. Wonderful.
>hahaha yes
Please ladsMake it rain the desert
yurrr
>>152277583Indycar doesn't have this problem
>>152276676albon has the chance to the funniest thing ever
Oh yeah this guy exists and he's P8 in the WDC, the highest scoring driver not in the top 4 teams.
>>152278301NOHEDOESNTNOTHING EVER HAPPENS
>>152277246>Zak Brown's hands were tied!Maybe if the fat fuck stopped sitting on them.
>>152278066>bullied off the track twice in 30 seconds
>>152278223Crazy how this meme sloppy ground effect era made the 2014-16 regs look like the best we had in modern F1 history in comparison. And 2014 was God damn awful with Mercedes stomping on the competition, but '23 gets extremely close in that regard.
>>152277026wonder if they begged him to let goblina pass during the race and he told them to fuckoff
>>152277026They knew they fucked him over and probably wanted to give him some space tbf, what could McLel possibly say to him that'd cheer him up?
>>152278681Anyone with a functioning brain knows not even showing up to your driver's celebration just makes it worse. It's insult to injury
Why does Max's number say 33?
>>152278709There were two McLaren mechanics there actuallyThey may have just tagged along with their friends in the Red Bull and Williams crews and coincidentally happened to be there though
>>152278066Reminder that max got a ten second penalty for each of those incidents.Because someone else doing a super terrible attempt at an outside pass while there's also a third car to worry about us actually your problem, chud.
>>152278753Because no one has won 2025 and earned the ability to use the number one yet.Note that both McLarens are showing 4 and 81.
>>152278753cause Max wanted this number in case he loses 1real question is: why is colashitter still there?
>>152278788Argentinian cash
>>152278754no his entire garage was there
>>152276831Yeah, it really sucks.
>>152278800The other three don't count as they were nowhere near the fence.
>>152278788Ironically Alpine's trash car has protected Colapinto, because nobody can be sure if he's actually terrible or if it's the godawful Renault power unit, at least until 2026 when Alpine is on Mercedes engines
>>152276831
>Oh no poor oscar was all alone in parc ferme /f1/ is full of fags, who gives a shit if the team came or not
>>152278834he got destroyed by Gasleak tho
>>152278849Oh the cope. The damage control.Go to bed, Zak. Try not to shit the silk sheets this time because you gorged yourself again.
Zak Brown is worse than Torger
and also Jack Doohan
>>152278938They got rid of Doohan and put someone with an even lower average finishing position in the seat. Of course Briatore picked whoever paid the most for the seat, not the best driver.
lets see tsukwab pull off a checo in his last race and win you fucking loud mouth jobber midget
>>152278788Because he's the next Senna.
>>152278853He's as fast as Pierre in race pace.
haadjar is gonna get raped next season
>>152278988anyone who gets raped can just say>its le.. new regsand get a free passunlucky yuki
>>152278895No way. Brown doesn't even have a tenth of his power.
If Lando wins, how stained will the optics of his championship be?
>>152279047Worse than Max after 2021, because it was only the bongs who hated the winning champ then. But for Lando a good majority of the audience would hate him, and for good reason.
>>152279065>>152279047nobody will care after week 1 of him winning, it's like gsw winning with kevin durantno one cares
>>152278988Yeah Hadjar isn't an upgrade and wont be for a few years, if at all
>>152279071>it's like gsw winning with kevin durant>no one caresDurant's legacy is tainted for being a superteam chasing whore like LeBron. It's so fucked that he doesn't even come up to GOAT discussion and CURRY does kek.
>>152279047Not really, its more teams fault they fucked up so much and everyone knows that Max is much better anyway, but Lando will remain in history is a legit champion.
>>152279071It's a replay of what mclaren did to Alonso in 2007. Such a filthy sport, likely because it's largely british.
>>152279085Only retards bring them up in GOAT discussions
>>152279128True but the point is how Durant's legacy is VERY tainted.
>>152276953did he died?
>>152279158nah Halo saved him
>>152276339You should be asking who the Kevin Nash of F1 is
>>152279116No it's not.
>>152275494they've already split liam and isack, they can't just split liam and ernesto now >:(
>>152278766reminder that max also got leniency both times he would have gotten 20 penalty points
>>152279047It will prove F1 is more of a tyre management contest rather than an actual motorsport. It barely even is one already.
>>152278474t. retard that just started watching in summer of last year
>>152279300this you?
holy shit...being pozzed in the head is no joke
>Be Irish in British dominated sport>get gaped and raped it do be like dat doe
everyone will be glad if either ver or pia win the championship
I'm on holiday in the americas right now. And no I woudn't be happy if either won, especially that tyre chucker cheatstapan
>>152279442Norris won't. Brown neither. Not many at McLaren, really. Nor the Brit press.
Ok hear me outLas Vegas and Qatar were McLaren's fuckups rather than Lando's (mostly, if you forget about turn 1 at Vegas)I think we're due for a megaKWAB like Baku qualifying
Motorsport twitter opening the wounds of #TeamLH again. Guess the replies.https://x.com/Motorsport/status/1995856984227336549
>>152278279what if a sandstorm happens?
>>152278954He's not trying to win, he's fully committed to helping Max win the WDC......by doing nothing
>>152279499>last race of the season, and the wdc is on the line>car has been ass lately>also has max 12 points behind, with Piastri 16 points backHe's going to fumble to some degree. I just hope it's in the race, and preferably takes him out of the race. Something super easy to avoid. Getting beached would be hilarious, but last I knew yas marina didn't have any gravel. So sadly that's out.
reminder that the globohomos conceded that kwabmilton's first lap move in AD21 was illegal, so had the race ended under safety car, the penalty would put him outside the points
which is a bigger slap in the face, rbs team giving checo the cold shoulder in the paddock or mclels giving piss ess 3 the cold shoulder at the podium celebration?
oh, no wonder it's been hilariously obvious that mclel don't want ps3 to win the wdc and have appeared to be actively sabotaging him
>>152279554red bull's pit crew was fully focused on the race, they can't just have a chat with poorez in the middle of the race and risk shidding if the pit wall calls the driver in
>>152279565meds, now
>>152279639Miyazaki-esque
>>152279639What does a retired F1A driver even do? Start an only fans?
>>152270588Kamikaze into both mclaren
>>152279639Sandwich me between Maya and Dori
>>152279547…he helped Max get one more point in the Qatar Sprint. At least give him that.
I hope Yuki gets driver of the day.
A jap is just like a spacenoid, they're better off when they kill themselves
>>152279686No, they get to go have a glorious career being known by a core fanbase of exactly 47 people driving "gurrrl team" GT and endurance racing like Iron(ic) Dames.It's funny, actually, because they all believe that they're "advancing gender diversity in motorsport" and "promoting women racing drivers" with these all-women series and all-women teams they're a part of but in reality they're just shoving women into more & more of a segregated corner of tokenism.OnlyFans would actually be more respectable than "tee hee watch me drive pink car and hear me roar!"
>>152270588an hero
>>152279829The Titans are literally ZakLaren: corrupt, hypocritical thugs.
>>152279836Shit, forgot image.
Fill out pic related now or the queue will be too long on sunday
>>152279880
right, what's the plan when Hadjar consistently finishes outside of the points, too?
>>152275417>can see him moving across the track towards Stroll>Stroll steering angle doesn't change, so he didn't make any sudden unexpected moves>randomly accelerating to overtake on a cooldown lap anywayStroll does a lot of dumb shit but in this case that was clearly on Vettel.
>>152279931Lindt-blyat INTard-jar OUT
>>152279931they're just going to replace him with the next starry-eyed Red Bull rookie. They have dozen's of these kids just wasting space.
>>152279851The zeek will hide in the sheep's wool to shield itself from it's past sins. The same man who calls out corruption is the same instrument of corruption's bringing. We the commanders or RED BULL RACING only wish to bring an end to the tranny of the AEUG/AMG Petronas alliance.
>>152279931wonder what they are gonna do if max ends up leaving at the end of 2026>hadjar minbroken after just one season being max teammate>slowson>the other rookieshit is gonna look very grim if they dont manage to get narb or chuck, oh yeah maybe sainz could be an option assuming williams doesnt improve
>>152279931Lawson back in. He just needs more time
>>152279931Ye old second driver shuffle, like always.Maybe they'll pull a doohan and drop his ass entirely when he doesn't immediately win.
>>152279976Redbull replaces AMX with indy car drivers at that point since helmut will literally die when AMX quits
>slowsonKek I love this insult because its always an assblasted beaner saying it
>>152279351I've seen people irl being pozzed in the head, it's as bad as it appears online
>>152280023>people irl being pozzed in the headOne of the dau's """boy"""friends?
>>152279931It depends; if Max is finishing on the podium, they'll give Hadjar the Red Bull standard #2 treatment. If the car is utter shit and even Max can't get out of the midfield, then nothing, and we'll have to continuously listen to how much of a supposed improvement Hadjar is over Yuki.
>>152280034No, some of my professors at uni telling us how to vote, and some girls in the same year as me (one of them has a crush on our autistic president who's just a puppet for other powers)
>>152280044Sad!
If goblino wins the WDC this sunday I am killing everyone in this thread and then myself
>5 brits on the grid next year>6 if you include albon What the fuck? How is this allowed?
>>152280068tv channels in other countries don't spend as much on formula one broadcast rights as sky sport uk does
>>152279836Iron Dames races in mainstream WEC though not a female-only series, and has historically been pretty successful in the GT3 class
>>152280068The grid is 22 next year, so just as many non-Brit drivers as this year when you add two additional non-British slots
>>152280085I forgot cadillac. But still, too many
>>152280068Meanwhile you just know that Binotto is just itching to drop Hulk the moment the Audi execs look away to drop him like he did with Seb.
>>152280089>The Perfidious Italian
>it happened again
>>152280065At least the normies are waking up to the propaganda they've been fed leading up to the elections (f1 related because those who choose what gets on the broadcast control the sport's narrative)
>2026 Audi F1 Powertrain Development Already Stopped, ‘Now Focused on 2027 and 2028’What a shit show Audi F1 is turning into before they've even launched.
>>152280110We're like a month and a half away from 2026 testing. Your engine for next year shouldn't be under active development at this stage.
>>152280110If it's anything like prior regs and they can only bring a certain number of upgrades then it makes sense, you don't want to continue work on a project that you may end up overhauling if it turns out shit when you rock up for round 1.
>>152275875this drivel is too dumb be to be effective bait burgerfriend
>>152275962>that flag>this postthe ironing
>>152276168You’re the one spamming this ai shit in every thread, but sure, it’s the fucking robot who is useless and retarded. Brazil should be rangebanned.
>>152276355Maldonado
>>152277425VERSPAZZEN BTFO!
>>152276365Pretending not to know doesn’t make you seem cool or somehow above it, nobody believes this larp.
A Sunday to remember this week
hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>>152280212proof?
Jensen butthole
>>152280172>be to begoddamn now i’m retarded too
Interior crocodile alligatorI drive a Chevrolet movie theater
the FIA should add 10 seconds to kwabmilton's result in abu dhabi 21 for cutting the track illegally
>>15228023610 lashes
>>152277425most reddit post on 4chan, gz. Ironic redditposting is still redditposting Pekka.
>>152280262Pretty sure that's the indononce on a vpn anon
>>152279686They disappear or go to GT3There is a chance that Pin will skip FREC and go directly to F3 though
>>152277828>Williams Colapinto
>>152280270yeah i know, it’s just funny to think he larps as a finn. Maybe i’m autistic.
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>>152280272Pin is pretty good, she definitely deserves a shot at F3. I'd love to eventually see a female driver good enough to ascend to F2, because it sure ain't Sophia.
>>152275803>all those hambeasts and soibois back at the factoryyup, that explains a lot
I just don't want Lando to win lads
Why not just cut in half the modern fuel tanks and bring back refueling. We still keep the 100kg limit but we can have refueling memes.
>>152280440Many are saying this. Even my mate who usually doesn't like Max would prefer him over Lando
>>152278794never heard of her
>>152279218I hate Aston shartin for how they treated my boy DRUGO
>>152279218I hope these F2tards like this dude and mr paki heem into Lando
>>152280467Hony that's extremely unsafe
>>152280348TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
Y'all think Norris was saying sumth similar to picrel to himself back in Qatar?
>P4 in F3 in 2024>P6 in F2 in 2025What's the point of Arvid Lindblad?
>>152275578Why can't British drivers win a title without others drivers letting them through?
>>152279639exploitable picture
>>152280068>5 brits, 6 if you include albonOnly 2 drivers are British, Ollie and George. If I move to Korea, I do not become a Korean, nor do my children. Simple as.
>>152280523FOM want the indian audience. Why, I do not know, because they have zero purchasing power.
>remember I got F1 25 on launch>was the same day as Nightreign so I completely forgot about it>feel in the mood for some vrooming>launch it>Doohan is still in the introcool
can norris still win it?
>>152280589make Abu Dhabi give double points
>>152280440>>152280473I hope Lando wins just to see all you aussies cope and seethe
>>152280598We're slapping you in the ashes like always im cool
sex
>>152278066>normies dickride senner who died before their birth>amx does senner thingsNOT LIKE THIS REEEEEEEEEEE
>>152280608That's fucking gorgeous. Shit.
>>152280608meh, too gaudy
>>152276339Hamilton is Roman Reigns
oscar is getting piped this very moment by zak the same way alexbreecooper gets piped on her videos
>>152280653>alexbreecooperI'm not familiar with that plumber, do you have any examples of his video tutorials?
It is not enough for Max to succeed, others should fail
I wonder if Kelly and Max's 2 daughters will be attending the Abu Dhabi finale.
Norris, Max, and Piastri will crash into each other turn 1Leclerc P1, Russell P2, Sainz P3 will be your result
>>152280685You forgot to mention Max winning after he finishes 4th while the other 2 DNF.
>>152280691Max survives the initial incident and then gets taken out of the race after Yuki collides with him
>>152280695Yes but that doesn't change the race result since it only occurs after the flag.
>>152280696That's fine, everyone knows Max is the better driver and that Lando and Piastri are carried by their car so I've lost interest in the end results themselves at this point to be honest
>>152280700I unironically hate that Max keeps fighting every week and somehow still progressesRather it be over 10 weeks ago so I can just move on
>RB likely won't have the pace to beat Mclel>PS3 will cuck out and let Lando pass if he is behind himReally the thing Max should do is crash into Goblino at T1 and allow PS3 to be WDC, it's the most realistic option to not see that fraud with a World championship.
>>152280710Piastri is also a fraud. Look at how he gave away the championship lead to his teammate
>>152280726They called him Iceman btwNow he'll be the kekman
>>152280710>Yuki has a non-shit qualiying>takes out Max, the McLarens and Russel into T1>Somehow, Chuck wins>Micheal Masi jumps out from behind a tire rack in the pit lane and reveals this race was 10x points because it was a motor raceForza Ferrari!
>>152280726Yes but I don't care about him, while I hate Goblino.
i want talentless goblando to win just to see how hard /f1/ would seethe and shit and piss itself.
>Open twitter >See this>day ruinedWhy does this sport attract so much women again?
>>152280773because F1 was sold as a soap opera to them
>>152280773If some N foid from twitter can ruin your day it's on you tbqhwyfam
what's he thinking right now
>>152280726>Mclaren detune Piastri's engine for """safety reasons""" after Zandvoort>Allows Norris to come back>People now call Piastri a fraudIt's unfair, bros...
>>152280808I hope you weren't shitting on Migg when Haas and St*iner were doing that exact same thing to him.
>>152280807>$100M lot of money?>Work contract refund (employer)>Visa phone number>How to report fraud>Israel citizenship revoked after bad business deal?
>>152280773>Open Twitter100% your fault Bayani
>>152280808Aussies try not to play victim challenge
>>152280824Isn't Hamilton their brand ambassador or something now as well?Think it was said Mercedes declined Hamilton that role, but Ferrari agreed to it?
>>152280618Yeah but Senna was le heckin' wholesomerino noncerino instead of another unlikeable autist that gives normalfags the ick
>>152280826Just wanted to see some updates on F1's twitter.
>>152280832That doesn't sound right, I'm pretty sure they all do that sort of shit. I've definitely seen Hamilton in some commercials for Mercedes.He was also definitely in that recent one for Perplexity that got posted a few months back.
>>152280845Brand ambassador goes beyond the normal sponsor/commercial shit they do
>>152280773>Why does this sport attract so much women again?Because drivers don't die anymore
>>152275578it was fucking obvious, people think mclaren got a brain fart at the qatar GP but they knew what they were doing, they wanted max to have more points than piastri and oscar to be further away in the standings than if they had finished P1 and P2 with piastri winning. mclaren are obsessed with making norris win.
>>152280855He's done a bunch of the gay meetup shit with chuck as well hasn't he? What else would it entail?
>>152280858/biz/ idea: we begin giving the fujos knives and guns and simply wait for that problem to solve itself
>>152280864If Kimi didn't fuck up Oscar would've gained 8 points on Lando which is more than a 1-2 though?
what exactly did he impact?https://time.com/collections/time100-impact-awards/7335833/zak-brown-mclaren-racing-ceo-f1/
>>152280872He didn't do anything wrong tbqh
>>152280879this goes against my narrative so I'll ignore that
>>152280879And if they'd properly pitted them both when everyone else did then he would have gained 10 points minimum on Lando and that's assuming Lando wouldn't have lost more positions.
>>152280885buffet profit margins
>>152280887I don't recall claiming he did.
imagine how dogshit you have to be to get gaped by yuki
>>152280901The police did, not everything is about (you) leaf
>>152280895Which makes it obvious that they didn't forget to pit under the safety car in Qatar but rather that it was entirely intentional. They couldn't allow Oscar to get that close in points for Abu Dhabi and pose an actual threat to Lando's WDC chances
>>152280879Goblin would've lost positions if they double stack just like ruslel did. Some minor fuck up in pits with the wheel gun and oops, he is behind Alonso now.
>>152280912i agree but why wouldn't they have just pitted lando only, after max went in
>>152280773>womenguaranteed doesn't watch the races and only follows drivers through social media
>>152280879lando never had to pace to catch, let alone overtake max
>>152280919because they're autistic about pretending they don't favour lando
>>152280919>pitting the driver behind while leaving the leader outI mean come on, if they wanted to be that blatant they may as well have just told Oscar to retire the car.
>>152280919It's too obvious sabotage and also breaks their supposed 'papaya rule' about car that qualified first getting pit priority. They used that first qualifier pit priority rule to beat up Oscar repeatedly this season, people know it too well. By "forgetting" to pit, they get plausible deniability. They can claim incompetence instead of intentional manipulation.
>>152280808this but with Bottas every season at Mercedes>shows he is at least as fast as Hamilton in the beginning of the season>suddenly some pace disappears
>>152280885Made everyone a little more antisemitic than before
>>152279836iron dames is dead though
>>152280924Lando didn't have pace to catch Antonelli, if not for his error, Lando would not have passed.
what happens when kwabdo norris doesnt win the wdc? is he still officially coming out as a fag? or are they going to annouce it and blame max for robbing the first OPENLY gay (ham doesnt count, he is still in the closet) driver of his first wdc?
>Yuki Tsunoda: ‘Others haven’t been this close’ to Max Verstappen at Red BullApologize
>>152280733>Somehow, Chuck wins... and still no podium for Sir Lewis.
>>152280808I cant understand why they suddenly re-enabled Piastri's engine so close to the final race, giving him a shot at the WDC again. Why would they take that risk with Lando's WDC chances? Why not leave the engine detuned until 2026?My guess is that they haven't re-enabled it intentionally. It's something to do with having to revert the car to the pre-cheat skid block state after the Las Vegas DSQ. Piastri's performance only came back after that. And Lando's performance has dropped off significantly after the illegal skid block is gone and the ride height is higher. I think Lando may genuinely struggle at Abu Dhabi based on Qatar, now that the car is riding higher and there's no cheat skid block.
>>152280930>They can claim incompetence instead of intentional manipulation..
>>152280941even though F1TV is much better, i kinda wanna watch sky just to see how they would react in that situation
>>152280773I don't get it. Bèyôncé has about as much to do with F1 as Kim Kardashian has to do with anime.
>>152280885Idk but I feel like he belongs next to these people
>>152280941Imagine how fucking bad goblando will take it and the amount of bitching and moaning that will ensue, please god let it happen it would be so funny
>>152280955Lots of people have fallen for it and blamed the 'clown' strategy team, so it seems to be working pretty well. It's only when you look at the points tallies, you realize if they had pitted, Oscar would be under 10 points to Lando at Abu Dhabi, which is far too close to guarantee Piastri wouldn't take it off Lando. So the 'forgotten' pit makes perfect sense. They had to do it to protect Lando and then just pretend to be idiots, as if a billion dollar race team just forgets to pit under the safety car. Even fucking Alpine pitted, it's not believable.
>>152280961>buiding AI for the global southGreat. Exactly what they need.Imagine getting an award for actively making people's lives worse. Well, I guess that applies to all of them, doesn't it?
>>152280937>iron dames is deadthey run out of money finally huhnice
>>152280951to contain max's new form
>>152280951we've seen all year that if lando doesn't start from pole and somehow manage to not fuck up the first lap, he struggles massively. now with all this added pressure, i just can't see how he finishes on the podium
>>152280976Yeah I heard someone advance a similar theory. That Max was coming up on Lando too quickly and they needed a buffer. So they re-enabled Piastri's engine to try to arrest Max's progress and soak up some of the points Max would have otherwise gotten, that would have allowed him to take the WDC lead earlier. Pretty clever, McLaren management are absolute shitheads. Lando's father must have paid them an extraordinary amount of money to go to this level of effort.
>>152280965Exactly
>>152280943???
>>152280885Global hate levels.
>>152280965yep. stella even let it slip in his post race interview
>>152280982I think there's a genuine chance he's going to fuck up Abu Dhabi and McLaren won't be able to save him from himself. And all this year's conniving, manipulating and sabotage will have been for nothing.He makes so many unforced errors on the race starts, it's incredible he's managed to hold onto the WDC lead this long. He lost second place immediately on turn 1 at Qatar. He's lost 50% of the poles this year on lap 1 according to a statistic shown during the Qatar GP. Unbelievable levels of bottling.
>>152280986>Lando's father must have paid them an extraordinary amount of money to go to this level of effort.Didn't he make a new donation to Mclaren a few months back?
>>152281004Not even hiding they chose not to pit because of the disadvantage to Lando. Fuck the other guy who happens to be in the race lead, I guess.
>>152281010How likely is it to crash in Abu Dhabi on your own?
>>152280961My God the word grift is being overused these days but holy shit does it ever apply to these fags."Building Ai for the global south" nigga Indonesians and Brazilians are already generating lolicon with this shit they don't need any more of it.
Someone make a new thread already.
>>152281036Baking
>>152281032That depends, are you Canadian?
>>152281032Lower chance of safety car than I would have thought
>>152281032Good question...
>>152281032gimi crashed out in 2021 KWAG
>>1522810452021 had a big juan, the other races since not so much
>>152280943By which metric? It certrainly isn't points
>>152281050We need Hamilton to redeem his season and crash into Lando
>>152281054Yuki is neck and neck with Stroll which is just grim
>>152280903Horner really wanted him in the Red Bull too, he just had to beat the benchmark Yuki was setting but he couldn't even do that Yuki flopped in the end but at least he managed to put up with all the shit they threw at him and make himself their only remaining option I guess
>>152281054Haven't read what he's talking about but maybe he means time gap wise? He hasn't been far off from Max timing wise, the entire grid is very close together this season in general though
>>152281061Agreed. That would be a nice redemptive gesture to finish his career on.
>>152280903>>152281064Everytime Ricciardo was doing well in a race he'd get a genius Racing Bulls strategy call. They legit ruined his race every time he was doing well.>Started on harder tyres at the start?>Box on lap 5 at the same time as all the soft runners and get stuck behind them all raceBrilliant.
>>152280885The assholes of Norris, Piastri and apparently Antonelli as well.
>>152281078don't forget haas did that in 2022 to mick
>>152281086>PiastriThere is no way Lily would let anyone else violate Piastri's rear.
>>152281092Haven't seen Lily at a race ever since Piastri's decline started.She needs to have a base level of respect for him to enjoy locking him up. It's just sad otherwise.
the only way ps3 gets a win in this situation is crash into goblando and take them both out and let max win wdc.this is the only way he doesnt come out a cuck, otherwise his career is over, he will never win again.
to female drivers, cars are just fancy hitachis
relentless status?
>>152281103he won't win because the 2026 mclel will be a lawnmower?
>>152281119New regulations. Ferrari have been building the new car all year and have the strongest driver pairing.
>>152280773I was literally asking myself this question recently, you'd think Motorsports is more of a guy sport, but for some reason foids seems to love F1, what the fuck is it ?
>>152281122Hamilton said he isn't looking forward to next season, Leclerc isn't too optimistic
>>152281135they're sexually attracted to the drivers
>Up and coming french redbull rookie>Some halfbreed algerian>New up and coming british redbull rookie>half swedish half pajeetWhat ungodly mix will they roll out next?
>>152281145But why F1 drivers over other athletes ?
>>152281151im ultra racist but i dont dislike him as much as i initially thought. lindblad can fuck off, though
>>152281039What's taking so long, Hans?
>>152281153because they're twinks
>>152280955why do you think they hired stella?
>>152281135men watch motorsports and women watch f1
>>152281145Exactly, they all dream of being WAGs. There's a female dominated forum they hang out on and gossip about the relationship status of the drivers and whether the relationships are real or not (ie they're available and can potentially be 'gotten'). Lando's fanbase is almost entirely female, underage and dumb as rocks. They were absolutely devastated when he announced Magui was officially his girlfriend.https://tattle.life/tags/formula-1/
>>152281137>Mclaren has a W11 level rocketship>The redbull is a shitbox for half the season>Ferrari is midfield>Mclel might still not be championHow ? Are Goblando and PS3 that bad ?
>>152281169so this is why they reduces the appearances of the drivers' gfs during grandprix?
>>152279523
unfortunately I think most drivers in a position to stop norizz would gift him p3
>>152281169ive seen a lot of them hating on chucks gf on twitter. idk why tho
>>152281145/f1/ makes much hornier post then this
>>152281173They both fumble horribly if they have to actually fight for the podium rather than just fucking off into the distance
>>152281145Someone post the edit of him looking like humpty dumpty >>152281186Yes but those are about teenage girls
>>152281190thisthe first half of the season they had easy pickings, 20 seconds ahead of everyonewhen shit started getting close, even if the drivers themselves didn't fuck up (oscar sc fuck up, landos heeming) their strategy team fucks up some how by doing a shit strat or shit pits
>>152281169So female F1 fans are women's equivalent of Onlyfans simps>if I buy all his merch Lando might notice me!>>152281185Onlyfans models usually lose some simps when they're confirmed to be in a relationship
>>152281185>>152281169You're describing how these threads are a lot of the time to be honest I mean I guess being a WAG wouldn't be too bad...
>>152281169>There's a female dominated forum they hang out on and gossip about the relationship status of the drivers and whether the relationships are real or not (ie they're available and can potentially be 'gotten').>Lando's fanbase is almost entirely female, underage and dumb as rocks. They were absolutely devastated when he announced Magui was officially his girlfriend.Lando's "girlfriend" isn't real... but he's not available to be gotten.
>>152281179The shots of the WAGs is to bait female viewers. Male viewers don't like it but it's not aimed at them. >>152281185Apparently she was seeing Charles quite a while before he officially broke up with Charlotte, which is a bit underhanded of Alexandra. There's another wag gossip forum here, you realize they're all just trying to pursue the men romantically, as ridiculously unlikely as that is to ever happen. https://www.reddit.com/r/f1wagssnark/
>>152281194>teenage Bearman is 20 and he gets the most abuse
>>152281206he gets passed around and anally abused every race week
>>152281199>So female F1 fans are women's equivalent of Onlyfans simpsYeah pretty much, hang out on Twitter and you encounter so many desperate female accounts with Lando profile pictures, presumably hoping to attract his attention. I didn't think I could hate Lando any more until I started encountering his brick stupid fans
>>152281210Glad you can show up on time to prove my point
>>152281210lewis hamilton is the most likely to be trafficking him
>>152281196They're still a shitter team at heart, just that now they have the best car on the grid
>>152281204>Lando's "girlfriend" isn't real... but he's not available to be gotten.yeah, they don't believe that, even though the evidence is there for all to see. It would be too upsetting to realize Lando wants something they can't give.
just look at this gay twink. you just know his anus gets absolutely BULLDOZED by the paddock
Do drivers douche themselves on race weekend to cut down on weight?
>>152281240only lando norris, but not because he needs to cut down on weight
>>152281240No they all help each other
>>152281169I swear the feds are unto me. I just read this post and check back twitter and this bitch was on top of my for you feed. Insane...
>>152280951to challenge max...
>>152281251I've blocked so many of these deranged simp women just to make F1 twitter readable. I don't think I've ever encountered a male Lando fan account.
>>152281251Wake up, Neo...
>>152281062>(YouThe Asston Shartin is faster than the Red Bull
>>152281276enjoy uploading your id to continue using it
>>152281298can't wait, I might just live on a VPN when the ban goes live
>>152281205wrong, women hate seeing other girls orbiting around their crushes, men are just happy to see good looking women whenever they can.
>>152281318well serves me right for trying to understand WAG culture without being female. A large amount of these bitches are certifiably crazy though
>>152281224ngl I saw this video from another angle, from the front and it looked like that some bro shit. lando just being shitfaced and being held by his buddy to not fall
>>152281157Fuck I fell asleep againBaking
>>152277026Fucking red bull is supporting him the most.
what are we doing guys? what's the plan?
We wait for safety car
We have the felxibility advantage here.
>>152281135F1 is full of twinks.
>>152281348Waiting for >>152281328.
>>152281054He means in bed.
>>152281324
One of the qualifications to be considered a GOAT: turn Ferrari into a winning teamSchumi: [x]Hamilton: ...
>>152281377
>>152281385the fuck is this schizo shit
>>152281385This has to be faked for attention
>>152281394welcome to the underbelly of female F1 fans
So why do foids like Lando so much anyway? he's not the prettiest, nor the most successful, nor the best paid, nor the most famous driver in the paddock. And he's a whiny insecure bitch who's in the verge of crying all the time, all vulnerable and shit. I was told women hated this.
>>152281385remind me again why gatekeeping is a bad thing
>>152281381could AMX turn ferrari around?
>>152281411He could make it a consistently mid team.
>>152281385disturbingly grim
>>152281385This has to be fake.
>>152281399>lily I hope your okay and feel better soon <3Wait... what the fuck? Piastri's girlfriend was just a crazy Norris stan who was """dating""" Piastri just to get closer to Norris?
>>152281411He has Max Power but not THAT kind of power
Pitlane closed or what?
>>152281385Giving easy access to the internet to females was a mistake
>>152281385women were a mistake
>>152281436cringe>>152281438based
I JUST FEEL SO LIED BROS
>>152281400>he's not the prettiestThis.
>>152281400Because he's gay, unironically. The same reason kpop femboys are popular.Their femininity makes them approachable to women because women feel like they can lead the relationship.It's a bit of a conflict with their true sexual nature but it makes their fantasizing about a relationship easier.
>Give me Freedom, Give me Fire>Give me Leclerc's setup or I retire>@Perplexity, how do I podium?
>>152281400he a twink fagglite and the huzz are into that nowadays.
>>152281466Why doesn't he just drive faster?
>>152281400Women like faggots and wimpy men because they are easy to abuse. Women get such little authority that once they get a whiff of it their psychopathic nature shows itself. That's why they troon out their kids and beat up their wives
>>152281476You cant ask for something you cannot do.
>>152281436Giving rights to women was a mistake
are we thinking plan C still? question.
>>152281516We'll get back to you
tfw soon the reckoning is the come for all of McLarens fuckups
>>152281516plan R, plan R, retire the thread
I usually watch at home but I think I'll go to the local bar that airs F1 on Sunday so I can experience collective rage in personanyway I never go to bars what the fuck do I order at 8am
Lewis was the star of the previous regsVerstappen is the star of these regs now coming to an endWho will be the next guy and why is it Oliver Bearman?
>Piastri sitting out FP1Really makes you think.
>>152281537we knew this was coming back in mejico
>>152281536It'll be Antonelli, I'm afraid.
>>152281534milk
>>152281536
!!! rememba !!!the next lap is 8260>82608260>82608260>82608260>82608260notice to next baker
>>152280608very arab
baking
we are going to double stack
>>152281536Ollie will be destroyed by Ferrari
>>152281537They already fucked his championship in Qatar, not like it can get much worse missing a FP session
>thread still uplel
faking
>>152281585>>152281585>>152281585NEW
>>152281556important
>>152281589
>>152281400>womenThey don't care, 13 year old girls like him
>>152281736why tho
>>152281020papaya rules, please understand
