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Where the fuck is he?
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>>152271284
In a big mansion in Switzerland, bedridden and probably barely conscious
He probably would have been better off dead upon impact
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His brain is in a cryogenic camber with his consciousness being uploaded into the cloud
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telepathically guiding max to a 5th
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>>152271373
imagine being a vegetable like this and completely sentient inside. thank fuck for dignitas hope they expand soon and by the time im ready to die i can choose to do so
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>>152271485
>by the time im ready to die i can choose to do so

This wouldn't even help Schumi. He probably can't even talk or make himself understood in any way.
There is no release.
He will live. He's only 56, he will continue living like this for a long time
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this is the worst fate i can imagine. they should just show mercy and put a bullet in his brain already.
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>>152271284
chilling in his bed forever on drugs. dream life.
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They are training a LLM on him for the first AI driven car. (it will kill Verstappen)
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>>152271515
Imagine more than half of your life being spent living as a fucking vegetable while your relatives don't let it go. Literally worse than all versions of hell
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>>152271828
lmao
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>>152271284
Darkness imprisoning me
All that I see, absolute horror
I cannot live, I cannot die
Trapped in myself, body my holding cell
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Did you know that an organization introduced by the socialist in Switzerland tries to get involved and get their hands on Schumacher's money? Never trust left-wing political parties
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>>152272490
Based socialists
He doesn't need it anymore
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>>152272524
he does.
vegetable care is very expensive.
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Pretty sure that he can spend the next 50 years in ICU without spending more than 1% of his wealth
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>>152272695
Ok, did you give 1% of your wealth to some poorer people around the world to make things fairer
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>>152272490
serves those steuerflüchtlinge right desu
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>>152273436
Kartoffeln will vote left-wing governments for decades yet cry about taxes and anyone who leaves to pay less
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Another crime against God by a self righteous, selfish woman.
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Can't get any more braindead than doing thousands of laps of Maranello each year
He was a robot way before the ski incident
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I haven't read anything that suggests that he has locked in syndrome. He's dead for all means and purposes. Maybe they should have just frozen him if they're waiting for some technological advancement.
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>>152271284
he died a long time ago
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>>152271284
heem sleepy
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>>152273413
I do give a large amount of my wealth to taxes quite often yes
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>>152273413
Actually now that I think about it, I pay around 25 k$ in income taxes per year which is around 30% of my wealth, and I'm not counting VAT and other taxes. I doubt Schumacher pays even as much as 6 M$ which would be 1% of his 600 M$. He'd be on par with me if he paid 200 M$.
Rightoids are highly retarded.
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>>152272404
Off-piste has taken my sight
Taken my speech, taken my hearing
Taken my arms, taken my legs
Taken my soul, left me with life in Hell
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probably getting diddled by his faggot brother
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>>152271284
They sued over that story about how they roll him out into sun and he “seems happy.” The actual explanation is he had lots of 10-20 year contracts along with some lifetime endorsement deals…and those contracts are valid as long as he is >alive. What a nightmare, capable of driving cars in pouring rain at 190 mph…end up as a potato they wheel out into the sun until your sponsorships expire.
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Hes receiving rectal ventilation.
Kinda like that video of that disabled asian mans limbs being hooked up and hes dangling around, just with added rectal ventilation.
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i have a friend who lives in the town where the schumacher villa is and apparently schumi has been in a 12 year scat-gooning-induced trance state and his family made up the story about the skiing accident to save his reputation
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>>152271284
It took far too long for some people on this board to realise he has been a drooling vegetable ever since the accident.
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why is his wife so evil? holy shit just let the man die
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>>152272404
where's this image from? johnny got his gun?
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They're going to wait a couple more years, then send him out for a charity boxing match against Joe Biden to raise money for life support charities.
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>>152281555
Indirectly, yes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM8bTdBs-cw

Who the fuck has heard of Johnny Got His Gun but hasn't heard of the famous song that used it in its video?
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>>152281564
I absolutely hate boring boomer bands like metallica, ACDC and iron maiden and that kind of crap.
give me the cure, new order, roxy music and david bowie
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>>152271284
i still would have chosen to live his life rather than mine
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>famous billionaire
>marries an F1 paddock groupie
at least she didn't do a runner once he became a vegetable, i suppose
she could be cheating on him and taking the bbc on the other hand
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>>152271965
just imagine spending your life glued to a screen not leaving your bedroom
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>>152271284
hell



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