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Carter Hart’s Return
>>152265805
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First for finland
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>>152274123
Most Americans have their Christmas trees up by the first week of December
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bud won 1325 days ago
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>>152274304
and you've lost since 1993
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The Olympics should be held in nyc. Milan isn’t suitable for hockey
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>>152273616
Let's analyze the meta for a moment, shall we.

I make a non partisan, non inflammatory hockey related post. What type of response do i get:

>an admitted alcoholic loser immediately accuses me of being "the raped bitch"
>some sober loser immediately calls me retard
>some next loser immediately tries to make the conversation about the flames
>next next loser dows the same for the islanders
>another loser see's my flag, doesn't read the post, but immediately responds with some variation of "fuck canada/youre brown"
>majority of people ignore the post and instead opt to alert the thread they just took a gigantic shit, just got off work, or what they are having for dinner
>one anon responds but just repeats what you said back you and deads the conversation
>unrelated team anime spam

/hoc/ is tired, predictable, boring, and a waste of time.
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Vegas signing Sharter Fart is a ploy.
Edmonton will trade for him in two months, avoiding the controversy of being the team to initially sign him.
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where do canadians go on vacation?
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what a great fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KWBnQUO7kE
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>>152274462
the same places americans in northern states go
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>thread just started
>canadian already typed an essay crying about something
Ah what a beautiful day on /hoc/ it could have been
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>>152274493
Thailand?
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>>152274516
people from the maritimes go to florida or the caribbean. i personally went to a resort in the dominican republic for two weeks and got laid 0 (zero) times.
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>>152274443
>>majority of people ignore the post and instead opt to alert the thread they just took a gigantic shit
Took one of those girthy Marners today you can feel in your legs as it forces its way off the bench.
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heemed every american poster
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>>152274552
did you try? I can't imagine it being very difficult there. maybe youre ugly
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>>152274304
He must be a real winner...
>Said no one ever
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>>152274443
FLAMES MENTIONED
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Finland
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worst team in the world mentioned
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>>152274598
LOL no way! The guy crying was talking about the worst dogshit team in the league? No way....
That makes sense
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My penguins (:
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in two hours time, i'll be watching my habs defeat the snes, inshallah
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>>152274683
habs finna get nae naed and dabbed on hahaha
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>>152274323
>lost
reminds me of trb on 04/17/22
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>>152274294
november. first week of november
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>>152274695
no way, josé
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>>152274584
but you literally wrote bud1 on your wall
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>>152274713
you remind yourself of yourself? thats crazy
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10 games tonight and I'd say 5 are worth watching. Gary batting .500.
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>>152274738
>n-no u!
uh oh... some1's bubblin'...
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>>152274751
someone is bubblin the flames fan, you. KWAB
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>>152274443
ANIME GIRLS MENTIONED
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>Canadians show up
>They put as much effort into their posts as their teams put into the NHL
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>>152274754
>y-you're a flames fan!
bro is bubblin' n' boilin'
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>>152274443
CAN THE NEXT THREAD BE FLAMES THEMED?
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Americans in /hoc/ are propped up by canadians on vpn. Just like when their teams win the cup on account of canadian players
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>>152274770
I accidentaly shut off my ps4 last night instead of putting it in rest mode, now I have to wait for the anime girl fighting game to download :(
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i don't like americans in /hoc/
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we are all bud
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>>152274784
I look like that
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>>152274777
>first american post with text
>its about christmas
cmtsu
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Looks like Mitch lost to alcohol again
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pucks IN deep
pucks ON net
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im just happy that Matthew Schaefer is good
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Looks like trb lost to bud again
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the game is won and lost along the boards.
remember that when you're watching tonight.
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>>152274819
well then i want to have sex with you
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>>152274834
we need to work the boards more
simplify our game
play harder d in front of the net to give Nicknamey some support
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Pucks in net > pucks on net
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>>152274749
there are so many bottom and top teams playing most games are worth watching. habs-sens will obviously be fun too

I'm excited :)
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copey won too
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>>152274866
The gay retard contest
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>>152274835
>good
the kid's elite. you just know trb is bubblin' at bud's draft lottery luck
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>football
>baseball
>basketball
Why is it called hockey instead of hockeypuck?
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>>152274876
the 1 thing trb 1 at
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>>152274886
why is it a hamburger when its made of cow? and why is it a hot dog when its made out of placentas?
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>>152274443
Nobody has tried to make it about the isles outside of raped faggot with his AI slop image. They're a meh team this season but at least are fun because of Schaefer basically breaking a ton of old ass records.
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>>152274921
hey bud, tell us your thoughts on your victory over trb
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trb still can't get over his loss to bud
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>>152274946
how can he when the exposed stud is staring him in the face 24/7
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>>152274917
Because your mom was from Hamburg
Because they're hot dawg.
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I'm asking Santa for NHL jerseys this year
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>>152274716
Retard
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>>152274970
Old Saint Gary thanks you
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>>152274960
trb's seen more than a few exposed studs if you catch my drift
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>>152274970
trb asking for santa-sized jerseys
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>>152274992
true he's seen an exposed bud barreling towards him at top speed kwarb
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>>152274246
Based, love Carter Hart hope he steals the starting job.
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>>152274885
Sucks he didnt make the WJ's for canada last year. He unironically would've been a lock for 1st overall and broken even more CHL records. We are in a very good spot for young defensemen with the growth of players like him, Levshunov, Hutson, and Faber. Maybe add in guys like Clarke and Willander too
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>>152275021
2true
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There are no elite Islanders.
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>>152275038
get a life.
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>>152275081
Napoleon was from an island
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>>152275081
Schaefer at 18 >>>>> Dobson at any point btw
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>>152274716
That’s still Thanksgiving season
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>>152275081
this is true. i checked.
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>>152274284
no milly
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>>152275093
Can you tell me where he's from?
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ever see napoleon dynamite?
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>>152275226
heaven
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5-3, nos habitants
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>>152275255
Pedro and eddie guerrero were really the only latino representation we had for a while there
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I had chicken for dinner
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>>152275305
what did you two have?
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>>152275319
Chicken
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>OFFICIAL NHL DOGSHIT LIST - UPDATED

The list is hardening, like dogshit does. Hasn't stopped stinking though.
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anyone else notice that potato salad is really expensive now?
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>>152275324
you served chicken to a chicken?
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>>152275351
No I ate chicken
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i've got something hardening right here for you
*unzips dick*
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>>152275332
>6-7
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>>152275269
The correct answer is
>'course I can
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the sabres down the middle
>Norris
>McLeod
>Östlund
>Krebs
guys they traded away
>Eichel
>Reinhart
>O'Reilly
>Cozens
what the hell is their problem?
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>>152275446
>Sneaking O'Reilly in there
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>>152275454
what's the sneak? he's better than cozens
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I'm trying to get my wife's boyfriend into hockey. What team should he root for?
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ALLEZ MONTRÉAL
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>>152275359
what did the chicken have?
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>>152275485
I put hot sauce on it
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>>152275446
Well sure 3 out of those 4 won a cup or two. But what have they done since?
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Last digit is how many goals she has tonight
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our sens clobber the habitants tonight
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>>152275368
corsica is the name of the island its not corsican are you dumb
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>>152275496
i want to fuck female robinson more than i want to fuck female caufield
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>>152275500
I was using poetic license.
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>>152275507
for me it's seider
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>>152275446
>pick Hagel in the 6th round
>refuse to sign him or elaborate
>buffalel
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>>152275507
based yellow fever chad
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>>152275539
nobody expected Hagel to literally become a modern power forward besides Tampa lol
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>>152275469
Dallas Stars
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We want Florida
CLAP CLAP
CLAP CLAP CLAP
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Post your face when the Stars find some way to lose to the Rangers at home tonight
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>>152275601
LOL LE GHIBLI AI FIGHT SLOPPA
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>>152275601
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watched bugonia with gary in mind
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Italy should've converted the coliseum into a rink rather than failing to build a new one in time
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>>152275653
If the NHL doesn't play in the olympics because of Italian laziness, I'm never going to an italian restaurant again
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your mom = gay
your team = bad
gary = hero and savior of the NHL
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think nero would've been a good commissioner?
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is monty from montreal a good goalie to stream tonight against ottawa? i know nothing of either team this season.
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>>152274970
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>>152275692
he's been shitty but he was great in his last start in vegas
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>>152275702
My team isn't high enough in this ranking, therefore, the rankings is dogshit.
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>>152275719
>his last start in vegas
was vegas just dogshit that night or a good matchup? i've seen his shit numbers, and I'm debating hard lol
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>>152275688
Anyone would seem bad in comparison to Gary
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This anime girl fighting game is actually very well made and has a lot of single player content. For 2 bucks I'm going to get a lot of play time out of it. I hate anime btw. Also Dylan better not fuck it up tonight.
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>>152275732
he looked really good. i think it's going to be a fun game regardless.
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what happened to dustbin puppy
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>>152275702
the standings but the pens and blackhawks are higher
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>>152275683
based, be the change you want to see in the world
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>>152275751
replaced with another san jose boy
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>>152275692
All ex-Florida goalies become chokers due to generational trauma if any team thinks they might be starter material
Monty, Stolarz, Markstrom, Lyon and the list goes on
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the snes are so fawked
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>>152275774
dustin coded
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>>152275683
you're retarded if you go to italian restaurants anon. you're paying $20+ for a meal you can make at home for the same amount and have enough for 2 or 3 days depending on how many people you are feeding.
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>>152275823
Whoops

Gavrikov-Schneider
Soucy-Borgen
Robertson-Morrow
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>>152275773
but knight is thriving
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drop the puck, gary. im TIRED of waiting
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>>152275843
butt knight, son of butt king
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/hoc/ is chud coded. sad but true.
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>>152275848
the people who paid for ad times will get to air their commercials. Please be patient.
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I trust Gary to drop the pucks at the perfect time every game, every night
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/hoc/ is bud coded. sad but 1.
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literally who?
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>>152275843
He'll have one good season like Stolarz did before he's exposed
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>>152275884
he's the great wall in st. paul
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>>152275884
You can call him Daddy.
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>>152275892
unbelievably based
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>swedish goaltending
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mon habitants... it's time for gary to drop the puck in 24 minutes
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>>152275827
I shall learn to cook in 2026
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>canadian seetheposting
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>>152275936
Cooking is overrated.
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Go Bruins!
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why are they showing dusty old sports clips from 40 years ago DROP THE FUCKING PUCK BEFORE I PISS MESELF
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Let's go Rangers! Please win.
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>>152275971
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the wings played in windsor first. they're a canadian team
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drop em pucks garry
you sumbitch
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I hope all >my players do well tonight.
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>>152275968
go quickly
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>>152274276
Well done.
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>>152275968
>M-my lord... Gary decides when the puck is dropped.... and the refs are sure to call a penalty right away anyway
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>>152275971
>garden of dreams night
Let's hope they put on a better performance than centennial night
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gunna watch rangers vs stars until kitties and laffs drop the puck
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>rags
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https://youtu.be/sXTwmWgvmlg
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My Starsies :)
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>dusty old memes
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>>152276082
My starsies finna assblast the rags
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>>152276101
Madison Square Garden? More like two free points garden!
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>>152276099
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Stars always shit the bed at MSG. You'll be sorry.
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>>152276122
kek!
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>they didn't make an away variant of the new jersey
Retards
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who holds the keys to the game?
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seguin leg heemed
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>>152276135
they will
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>>152276093
grim
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Ullmark fuckin blows
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et le buuuuut!!
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SLAF BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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>>152276140
I'm not asking for help with your computer skills
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>>152276155
he got the first shot right in the nuts i think
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surprised ullmark is staying in the game.
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God is testing my starsies. We shall preserve and win the cup.
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>matheson loses his stick
>oh yeah, let me just grab my stick and not do the obvious veteran play of playing the fucking body
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monty haters absolute vindicated until the heat death of the universe
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kek, monty already scored on. thank fuck i don't listen to any of you
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he slashed matheson's stick out of his hands, gary
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>>152276192
my bad
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>>152276186
don't bring the lord into matters of trivial entertainment anon
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Robo goal incoming
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>>152276215
no, you're good, in fact, something you said pushed me away from my potential disaster of a decision
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>nananana...
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>>152276108
Excellent post
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Drinking a Pepsi
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rags scarrrrrrr
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>>152276253
double jackeyes nice
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>stors
sgar<
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i personally have no problem with tendies
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>>152276253
how do they expect to win a cup with this lineup?
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>>152276266
Yeah Texas Stors because that’s officially over half the team right now. Oh and did you know that Oetter has the flu and that’s why he can’t play tonight? This is a comically cursed stretch.
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how the fuck do you stand there in front of a bumbler like monty with seconds of time to shoot and slap it against his pad LMAO
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cheeky little crosscheck to the goalie
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kapanen better be careful who he's messing with
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>>152276293
That's too many numbers for me I don't want to see that shit. Show me some shapes
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Dallas always chokes in big games
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>>152276308
hehe just a little tap UwU
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>>152276304
>Oetter has the flu
He gots da flu n shiet?
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>>152276322
I didn't make it...
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>getting shoved into the goalie is a penalty
Fuck off Gary
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>>152276317
damn his bussylust took over when he saw that handsome copper
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trb...
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Couldn't even hold a lead for 3 minutes
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>rags
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nice assist by the rags' dman there
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No, fuck off Dallas. You still suck.
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>>152276253
>>152276361
Based screen picture taker
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>Rags giving up a goal to a guy who hasn't scored a goal in the NHL in 3 years
>Rags
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>>152276367
Seething at my stars! Many such cases! Sad!
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>152276351
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>>152276334
You're the coach!
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>Capobianco
See what I mean!?? Who is that? At this rate my starsies will be pulling people out of the stands to fill in.
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mert me at the capobianco club
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>>152276390
Let's get to it anon we just got to hold the line until all the injured players come back
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asshole liney DROP THE PUCK
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My canesies could bootyblast both these SHIT teams
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mae <3
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Deepin Seider
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honestly what the fuck do linesmen have to yap about at a puck drop why are they such sticklers
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>>152276413
What's wrong with her neck?
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go habs go, we have a scoreful draw in montreal
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>>152276413
why are they all wearing makeup to play a sport?
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no offense snesbros but we really need this one
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Women wear makeup cause they're ugly
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>>152276413
Gay, straight, ???, ???, ???, thinks the pope is too woke
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>>152276413
Wow, much prettier than that pig Bilka
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>>152276445
we don't need anything except a Fowler ready to go in 3 years fuck this loser
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merde
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My Sensies :)
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What channel are these womens games even on anymore, I never see them listed on TSN or Sportsnet
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if you have two last names I won't talk to you and I will say mean things about you behind your back
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>habs
kwab
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Shit teams
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zub in my zub while i zub
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>>152276449
I don’t want to get into it right now but more and more zoomer males are defending wearing makeup too in order to looksmax or whatever. Very sad behavior it’s like nobody realizes that it’s terrible for your skin it’s designed to create dependency
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>>152276492
free on Yootoob
>>152276093
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>>152276486
>Mentembault
>Primeau
>Dobes
>Fowler
They have some next shitter in russia for after that
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>>152276510
do those zoomer males know women like rugged men?
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>>152276413
>starting 11
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>>152276467
bilka has a natural attraction
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>>152276492
tsn
>>152276512
not in canada
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panthers arena looks empty
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It's always funny watching a Montreal home game and hearing how much they cranked the pickups on the glass mics to make it sound louder so they can pretend their crowd is more significant than the rest of the league.
The only time the Bell Center crowd is louder than anyone else is when they are crying about not getting a penalty.
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>noisettes
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the rags still don't even put lafreniere on the powerplay?
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>>152276552
bell center, more the like BAWL center.
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Just give the players guns. I wanna see 12 lifeless bodies on the ice at centre bell
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dirty dirty snes
free penulty
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>>152276552
trb...
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Rainmakerrrrrrr
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toy strecher
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how the fuck is it half empty after they won the cup twice. Garybros?
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>>152276588
Buttson got away with one there and Pinto wasn't happy about it
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>>152276607
In this anime girl fighting game i bought one of the stages is fighting in front of the tokyo dome
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>>152276618
traffic
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>>152276618
It would be even emptier without, and they'd be threatening to move the kitties to QC by this point
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>>152276618
fansinmiami.png
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if your friend group text is inactive, it means they made a separate group text without you
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>>152276640
or they're all busy gangbanging your wife
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laffs scarrrr again
you're on thin ice officer bob
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>kitties
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>>152276618
Miami is focused on the divegrass right now. They got some guy who's name is like Messier's name.
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They're gonna fuck this up... I just know they're gonna find a way
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Rangers kid wearing shades indoors like a boss.
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>10 million for this.
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i suppose i should start asking girls out
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this is going to garytime
book it
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is it worth watching the islanders tonight
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>>152276708
More like kinotime
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Imagine if the entire New York islanders team got forced into danganronpa.
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more like kiefer shitwood, james
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>>152276742
I dont know what that is
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>>152276753
Dang it ron paul
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>>152276745
Why are you posting images of players with food?
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>>152276753
Google is free
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>>152276768
Who are those wise guys?
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>>152276781
my islanders
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>losing to My Islanders
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Bob needs to get pulled off the case. It just ain't workin anymore
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anime = pedoshit
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>>152276816
loli, not pedo
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any players near getting a golden stick any time soon?
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>bruins
>0-3

its over
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let's start the period with a pp buuuut
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>>152276816
Crybaby redditors
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flames aren't playing. save your paraphilia for later, pls
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>>152276848
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>>152276871
Imagine if the flames player got put into danganronpa as ultimate flames player or hockey player
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Is Wolf the best goalie in the league?
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>>152276886
Literally who?
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>>152276886
It's certain he is one of the goalies in the league
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>>152276886
If he is he's doing a good job hiding it
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>>152276903
much like when bud hid his long island in a certain rb
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>Sandin-Pellikka recieves puck in O-zone
>Sandin-Pellikka immediately loses possession
>B-but look at his TOI, he's not a bust!!
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My Sensies :)
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hasbs are done>>152276972
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bullsugar
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>flims
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>the Calgary Flames
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>H4bs
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Kek, selfish Rantennan
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what if hart does a shutout and gets first star
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holy shit, monty
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H4bs
I'm out.
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this guy is a fucking BUM. who was the monty defender itt? show yourself right now and call yourself an idiot.
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frogs and their retarded fans actually thought they were good because they won a few games at start of season.
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>>152276708
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>>152277027
I was literally typing this out at this very moment

>habs getting out shot and out played AGAIN
>blame the goalie
Fuckin patrick roy syndrome
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>>152276445
>>152277027
i'm just a meme artisan
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ottawa's play reminds me of boston a couple years ago
i like it
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habs need a big hit or a fight
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lol habs suck ass and extended more softies
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desu goalies can't generate offense
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Gary my Habs are losing they need a PP Gary
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thank you, reffies :)
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>>152277069
shouldn't you be watching my islanders?
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>93.7 mph shot
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don't even care
suze but yeah
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et le buuut! merci, gary!
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Suzuki will do wonder with the Japanese Olympic team.
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make up calls don't exist
referees don't do make up calls
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>>152277128
that was the makeup call ;)
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2 MINUTES FOR BEING XHEKAJ
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>>152277142
2 minutes for being a shit player?
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habs will crash out and my leafies will rise and be canadas team once again with another heroic first round exit allah wills it
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>street shot of of the proud Canadian city of Ottawa
>empty outside of the group of blacks that walked by
grim
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Will skinner shutout the Wilds?
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>>152277157
two minutes for RUFFING, called from the neutral zone when the ref was 4 feet away not calling anything
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Seguin ded? Wat hapen?
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>>152276135
You want each team to have 7 different jerseys to wear/sell all year?
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a guy who punches himself in the head, now that's captain material
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>>152276293
I'd love for people to show me which goals were expected and which ones weren't
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you know what? noah dobson is a big dummy
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tampa winning 2-1
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hope jamie benn dies tonight
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>kitties
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>>152277167
>ruffing

They let you do that in the Stanley Pup
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>>152277165
I've lived in Ottawa my entire life. It's always been a shit hole. Ottawans are notorious for being some of the most miserable bastards on the planet.
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>>152276413
here is a throwback to when she was playing in the PWHL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0phDS49lVw [Embed]
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>>152277290
I've visited a few times and yeah it's a pretty grim city. Can't imagine living there
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>>152277165
Gary needs to move the Sens to New Orleans
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>>152277290
70% of the town works for the government. This checks out.
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>>152277290
You’d be miserable if you lived in a government town
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>>152276705
Why
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>>152277319
>>152277344
>he reposted
kwab @ trb
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How does Brady deal with having to be in Ottawa while his brother enjoys the sun in Florida and gets to play in the playoffs
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>>152277377
clearly has a fetish for 4/10 pussy
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>>152277391
hes married
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>>152277417
again...
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>>152277377
Brady's wife is hotter
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>>152277290
>I've lived in Ottawa my entire life.

stopped reading
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>>152277450
brady's wife looks like the female version of matthew...makes you wonder...
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>>152277377
He chose to extend
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>>152277431
yeah i dont get americans
what is the point of being in a committed relationship if youre just gonna cheat
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>>152277344
wat a beauty. almost as perfect as ashley
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>>152277376
men are expected to rectify our mistakes
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IF YOU LET THE LEAFS SHUT YOU OUT, I'LL HAVE YOUR BADGE, BOB!
IF YOU'RE TOO OLD TO KEEP UP, GET OUT OF THE WAY FOR THE NEW RECRUITS!
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>>152277377
brady seems like a tard that is genuinely happy with life
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>>152277498
Pretty spot on. Golden retriever energy
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i would love to have a 3-some with drake and mae
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>>152277477
ITS ALL BOUT DA POOOOOOOSAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>152277450
uh , no
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my avies :)
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>>152277290
glad to hear you're all miserable
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almost as perfect as ashley
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>laffs
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Long wait but finally a night to Experience Vancouver Canucks Hockey!
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>>152277531
>too retarded to drop the puck flat on the ice
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finally fucking got a goal for Duclair
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kek zadorov dangled the ref after the whistle
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>>152277579
must have got his required potassium, iykwim
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Will my leafies find a way to choke the game?
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I see that the Weisblatt's are still a family of losers. Disappointing.
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DROP THE FUCKING GARY
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>>152277605
little too soon on that one
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Soon.
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>>152277641
His brother was drinking and driving btw
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SCARRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>152277531
did they gangbang her later?
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>>152277682
Yes, she and her sisters got together for a big ol' Clam Slam
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>>152277682
>gangbang
That requires more than 2, dumbass.
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How come in baseball players almost always have to disclose their injuries yet in hockey its almost always upper body or lower body, never any specifics? If they're hurt they should disclose it.

This Stolarz shit is a good example of that deliberate obfuscation when whatever he's got might need surgery.
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Stars will get a shorty here
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VAAAALLLL!
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SCARRRRRRRRRRRRR
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my avies :(
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>>152277709
>why don't teams just put a giant target on their player's injury, so when they come back, some goon can just whack his stack at him in that spot.
Retard.
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>>152277709
baseball is an individual sport where its difficult for competition to affect another player directly
hockey is the opposite of that
detail on injuries just lets your opponent know where to focus their efforts
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>>152277697
i saw an entire bench of players
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I prefer to watch sports with transparency not soviet style iron curtain pseudobabble from coaches. I'll stick with the superior sport. This shits dumb.
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>Casey DeSmith playing his way to Team USA
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>stors kill off double minor with all their d men ded
implessive
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>>152277761
Congrats on being a faggot
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The Tampa Bay Maple Wings just scored.
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Flames aren’t the worst team in the nhl they deserve better
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>>152277736
this shit happens even with teams being vague
talent pool is too thin allowing retards to play who can only sustain themselves by injuring others
gary's fault 100%
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>>152277772
Honestly he should be considered he’s very very good. The only reason people shit on him was he pushed a drunk bitch down to the ground in college because she was gross or something. That’s less than Harry was accused of.
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Hellebyuckbros...are we safe?
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>>152277810
i guess we just have eliminate gary then
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>>152277817
Hart*
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>>152277821
>back-up tendie in soft starts
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Devin Cooley is playing his way on team Canada
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSEEEEEEE
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MOOOOOOOOOOOSE
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>>152277838
He dummied McMuffin in a shootout tho. Explain that one.
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lmao remeber people threw buckets of ice on themselves for ALS
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>>152277853
funny you mention it since in both his starts again the scf teams he was sub .900 sv%
furthering my narrative that he is a system babby
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>rags
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>>152277863
lmao remember people ate tide pods
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>>152277867
I wouldn’t say that. He has two modes God and mediocre and he’s god mode more than not so for that reason he should be considered.
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>>152277863
lmao remember people cut their dick off and pretended they were women
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dobson is terrible
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>>152277881
hes "god" mode against teams that wont make the playoffs
furthering the narrative hes a system babby
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>rags
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c'est terminé
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lol fuck tampa gay
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lmaoing at the habitants
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>>152277881
That said he did put the cowboys on his new helmet which by all metrics is an insane things to do. So idk
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BIG DICK MIKKO DICKING 'EM DOWN
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>hab5
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>>152277902
that looked like some bs from #8 in blue
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>Gayllagher
KWAB
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big bounce back tomorrow night against the jests
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>>152277817
>Honestly he should be considered he’s very very good
You might want to start watching hockey
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The Flames would be winning with Wolf in net
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lmao skinner
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36 shots Rangers to the Stars 25..
are the stars just making it hard on themselves for fun?
If anyone can lose to the Rangers at home it's the Stars.
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BROOOOOOOOOOOO DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
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>>152277962
Oh wow yeah sorry I forgot that Helle does soooooooo good in BIG GAMES.
>>
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>>152277980
You realize we’ll likely have to make some sort of trade after this game right? We’re up to 10-12 injuries now
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>kitties still diving fags
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>>152277986
ok but kane has 1357 points and had only played one extra season
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>4:20 into the first, Canucks 1 Avs nothing.
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Cuylle-o
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>>152278001
them being divers echoes the title of my favorite bullet for my valentine song.
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Pulling your goalie is such a bitch fucking move
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I can't wait for Binny to be an Oiler :)
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>>152277980
I FUCKING CALLED IT
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>>152277986
Team Canada
Team Russia
Team Russia
Team USA USA USA!
Team Canada
Team...uh Slovenia...
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ET LE BUTTCRACK(the habs smell like this)
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>>152277986
what did they do to anze kopitar's face
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Fucking ESPN+ again
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My Sensies :)
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my avies! :)
mackinnon!
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not their night
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>>152278045
Our Sennies :)
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Mackinnon is currently better than Mcdavid.
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/hoc/ told me it was our year
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well they sure fucking tried to give the ruins back the game, but MY wingies came out on top

ranjeet seething
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>>152278043
they gave him the bog touch up
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My only consolation tonight is that the Laval Rocket has won their game.
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I fucking HATE the rags
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>>152278076
GG
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>>152278072
you believed them? our year is like 2028 for just starting to be contenders.
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>>152278090
average rangers fan
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>>152278081
ruins lost too
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What happened to the kitties?
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>>152278036
game is still going retard
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Oh fuck now the rags are gonna think they are good again
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RANGERS WIN!
/hoc/ loses
Say the line /hoc/
>>
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>>152278081
HOOAH
LET'S GO ROGGET
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>rags
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good job stors you morons
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>/hoc/
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I'm happy with a point
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>>152278131
There is is
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>>152278123
Congratulations on reaching 7th place in the metro
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>R-R-Rags are a-a-a-actually ba-ACK
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>>152278001
>laffs
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>>152278143
>>152278143
>>152278143
NEW
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>>152278117
LOOOOOL I FUCKING CALLED IT THE STARS ARE JUST THAT FUCKING BAD!!!
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>>152278140
>if you lose you win
>>
The Dullass LOSERS kwab
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>>152275714
This is all wrong. I hate that everyone likes it.



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