Karate Combat 58: Alvey vs Despaigene, December 5th, 2025 UFC 323 - Dvalishvili vs Yan 2, December 6th, 2025UFC on ESPN: Royal vs Kape, December 13th, 2025Oktagon 81: Fleury vs Buday, December 29th, 2025UFC 324: Gaethje vs Pimblett, January 24th, 2026UFC 325: Volkanovski vs Lopes 2, February 1st, 2026UFC White House: Jones vs McGregor, June 14th, 2026
ngugu rape detection system activate
We're in here btwhttps://www.twitch.tv/loltyler1?sr=a
>Alright guys, Ken & Tito are gonna play pool tonight*flips coin*>Shamrock breaks
>>152274711i clicked it, not sure i remember seeing him fight. i trust you
Tyler1 would beat the everliving dog piss out of Merab.
>>152274844Factual.
WE WANT PICKS!
>>152274899Nah fuck that!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cte3vjjuO3w>8 minutes of Karate Combat finishes
>>152274906I'm going to volume poke your eyes
>>152274918On scathed b
WeWantPicks: Aaron. F'n. Pico.
NO FOLLOW
i followed them now im nothing
Tom just uploaded a new video he's in an iron lung
>what’s up everybody>good afternoon>as many of you know this is actually my favorite part of the competition>the coaches challenge
>>152274957>thinks he has a choicekek*sprays you
Whos more retarded tyler1 or Gaethje
>>152274603This one has 80 posts b >>152238124I'm not posting the webm in either until this gets sorted out and one of them gets heemed. Sorry.
>>152274968They devoured you.
Is there a bigger project than Paddy Pimplett?
>y-y-you have to use the jannies thread from last week!!No, I don't.
>>152275064>delete this
ever since the ganecord put up the big titty asian channel we've entered quite possibly the most prosperous era and yet tom still can't stop whining and crying about me orbs me heckin orbs
>>152275064It's simple. Oliveira couldn't finish chandler in 5 rounds and Paddy destroyed him immediately. Islam was number 1 behind ilia in the rankings until he fought JDM and then they moved him to welterweight, bumping up all the fighters by 1.
someone post pvz's butthole
>>152275106I didn't say anything about the rankings
>>152275043>Just remember, if you hang in there long enough, good things can happen in this world. >I mean, look at me.
>OMG OMG YAN IS GONNA UGHHHH DECISION HIS WAY AGAIN
>>152275192y do u have to unload ur goon folder in every thread
>>152275155
>>152275294Interim
>>152275309It will look stupid cause tom is an interim champ, you want an interim of an interim champ
Gane's Fingers: What the hell are we doing here, Tom? We gotta get you out of this division!Tom: Yeah, and go where? Where are we gonna go?Gane's Fingers: I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the tears flow like Modelo. Where beautiful women instinctively pull guard like the lioness, amanda nunes. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen-all's eyes.Tom: I don't know Lloyd, the French are assholes.
i want to feel bad for tom, but he keeps talking. at least with nigga-do he bullied ufc staff to keep things light
we are the aspinall army and we will never give up
>>152275323they'll do it again lol
>>152275376he did more than just bully them I fear...
> PUNCHES IN BUNCHES!> I PICKED TOPOURIA BY KO!> GOAT! GOAT! GOAT!> BANGER ALERT!!!!> CLUB N SUB!!!
>Bellator Season 7 Winner >Bellator Season 10 Winner>Former Bellator Heavyweight Champion>Former M-1 Global Heavyweight Champion>Future UFC Heavyweight Champion Alexander Volkov will save the division.
DIAZ SMELLS THE OPENING!
You all seem like miserable people
>>152275657>all the guys here lack a bit of enthusiasm >and that’s what we are really focusing on, enthusiasm>but you can’t make chicken salad>outta chicken shit>ya know.>you can’t polish turds>and make ‘em enthusiastic >but we’re doing what we can
>>152275657
We’re all sittin’ there, we’re like-Did Brock call us un-enthusiastic last night?!>Uh-Huh!>Time to step it up boys>Reality is settin’ in
>>152275657Im usualy pretty respectful around hear
Dana Shite
Sneed is so fucking handsome
im basically neo from the matrix when it comes to fighting
Brock Lesnar > Luke Rockhold(in term of handsomeness)
promoted to undisputed
I have a fight coming up should I get aids first
>>152275930Didnt the guys who made this movie get tranny'd out by some dominatrix woman?
>>152276003thats so hot
>>152275970>anything for the cut m8
>>152275970Khamzat Chimaev...
>>152276009Uhh...its kinda fucking gay though isn't it?
>>152275439>Alright Buddeh. Try t' mimic Gane if ya could. Give Tommy some good reads, that. >Waddles around being fat>Thas' good, that. Beat'm up Tom. Good good. You're ready son.
>>152276032god it wish it were me
>>152276003the official story is they were dommed while on ketamine and that turned them gay but the truth is they were always gay but it became socially acceptable for gay men to dress up as women.
>>152276039Keep it halal brazza
god isn't real and when fighters mention jesus christ all it I hear is "hi I'm a fucking idiot", and they are just announcing it to everybody proudly
>>152276056Drink up bro, it dulls the pain!
>>152276037lol this blind disgusting freak hired the shittiest sparring partner possible for bs highlights>hes the fastest man Ive eva seen*video of tom in a foot race with joe blackburn*
>>152276056Bless your heart!
>>152276037tom is such a 205-er. with one less eye he can make the cut
>first off, wanna thank my lord, and savior jesus christ for giving me the power to heem>i do this for the 155-ers
>>152276105Gaethje probably has people be rude to him and then they see his tard face and they're all of the sudden nice to him, and he probably thinks "haha yeah because they know I'm a fighter" but really people just take pity on the disabled
>>152276133that's a man
in search of a dana white lookalike to creampie
>>152276159Why not just go for the real thing? I know the line is long.
>>152276133Mamdaddy
>Not for Honor>Not for Country>Not for Respect>All for Revenge>On Dec. 28, A fire burns in the Oktagon Arena. Only on PPV
>watching old video of khabib with megan olivi>one of the upvoted comments is some guy with 'abdul' in his name who has never watched a second of mma saying something like "look how humble brother Khabib is averting his gaze from this unwed woman"I'm so fucking done with this fanbase
the muslim religion simply can't survive the zoomer era, nobody wants to stay in the stone age brother you know dis
>>152276197My favorite are the comments that go>lifelong UFC fan and christian here. I just wanted to say these dagistanis are such great ambassadors to the sport
only atheist fighters are worthy religion means you're inferior
>>152276197Would you hop in the brazza bath if mma Joey invited u?
>>152276238Ask Josh Barnett how many of his losses are to christians.
atheist ufc fighters:>Frank Mir>Sean Strickland>Jason "Mayhem" Millerits called being based
>>152276245I wouldn't ask Josh Barnett when to cross the street
>i got some dense bones>i sink to the bottom of the pool>long distance swimming is not for me
>>152276127lol this is one of the best takes I've seen regarding gaychee, it's really gonna stick with me HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH
>>152276249God is real
I dont think Ian ever recovered from this
Is it true what they're saying happened between Dana and Nganou in the sweltering office that summer night?
>>152276273being white and being unable to swim is like being black with a small dick
>>152276197
>>152276280lmao
What are some posts that REALLY stick with you?
>>152276288That's not a real video
"love all the religion talk, lets keep it smooth"
pyfer
>>152276281he handled it well, I know he harbors a deep seated hatred for that region of fighters but by saying "isn't he white?" on helwani's show he preempted all accusations of racism
I forgot about Benson man, he had quite a run
>>152276313Thank you for exposing misinformation to combat these islamophobic chuds.
>>152276348He changed the game with calf kicks man
>>152276348What about his calf kicks
>>1522762811 minute his world: stare at goat farm35 minute his world: shit in woodshour his world: training crotch sniff4 hour his world: bamhole with brazzasit's not that people couldn't live in his world, it's that they don't want to
>>152276312Legendary
>>152276364>>152276383people forget, man
*thigh punches*
>>152276383I enjoyed watching him piss off other fighters by jabbing their knee
Just did my 23&me and im 100% european
>>152276385if you lived in that world you wouldn't be an incel. you would've been arranged to marry some dagestani qt when you turned 18 and you would spend your days hunting, fishing, wrestling and riding horses with the boys. what's to hate about this lifestylle?
>>152276146Cry more white bitch
>>152276313TrueMMA Joey wouldn't be able to get 17k views on a videoKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>152276405I thought you 10-7'd Usman. Congrats. I think you should've called him big lips or something but that might've gotten you killed.
>>152276426Ariel Helwani is sephardic but ok
>>152276465>jews trying to jettison their inferior brethren who have fewer nobels and are accused of genocide to save the sinking shipkek
Reminder: Joe Rogan would heem you out cold with a kickhttps://youtu.be/AAxz0gLMx6Q
>>152276506Not all jews are European dumbass. Ariel helwani literally has an Arabic name
id rather be gay than jewish
david lee roth would've been ranked at lightweightfact
>>152276558I don't believe you. No pure blood Ashkenazi would debase himself by calling someone a 'dumbass'. Post your entire 23andme here rabbi
>>152276572that is so, so stupid if you really think about it
>no superfoot vs diamond davedecades of robbing the fans of super fights
>id rather be gay than jewish>that is so, so stupid if you really think about it>>152276600Make me. We own your country
>>152276572I agree
>what if being gay, is being jewish be water, baby
Being Jewish is gay
>>152276532joe rogan is a homosexual fella
Gotta be hoenst not really into racialist talk
you could be a sexual degenerate or a sexual degenerate with connections I'm going with the latter b
>>152276771
should the ufc bump the lhw limit up to 235
Anyone else here a wagie
>>152276813eliminate weight classes, and gender divisions let's see who the real dawgs are
>>152276846lmao no wtf
powerful
>>152276863Nigger
>>152276805Kek
>>152276846i feel like she's in a vulnerable enough position to give nudes for $50
>>152276846I used to work at Walmart but I got fired for trying to fight this old guatamalan man
Real talk: I put an bag of fentanyl up my ass 3 hours ago and I cant get itbout
>>152276873dats gay bruh
>>152276919Garth
>>152276849>i told you, im a fucking hitman
>>152276873
>>152276965This is literally a man
the world is a vampire
>>152276988Despite all my rage I am still just an rat in an cage
>>152276965not even gay but would burry my head in her crotch and sniff the shit out of itimagine the smell jesus especially if she hasn't showered for a weekimagine all the grime and dead skin built up between her thighs in the taint area it's making me salivate just imagining the heady muskhngggg
New episode of Luke Thomas on Submission Radio lads, tune in it dulls the pain https://youtu.be/RRL8E1s8WAA?si=SOA6_GWXZZHCBOan
It dulls the pain?
>>152277023
>>152277023wow, I can't believe Saint Thomas is willingly platforming a zionist by mentioning his name, thereby killing millions of gazan children
>>152277023loog who it is
>watching puke thomashe's a nazi
What does he mean "it dulls the pain' what pain homie?
all my niggas nazis nigga luke fuckin thomas nigga
I dare you all to take a screenshot of your youtube subscriptions home page right now and post it here.
>What an asshole Dana is not even contacting the guy and defending his HW champ, ridiculous>We need to stop referring to this as an eye poke. It was an eye gouging.>Edit: I watched more of the video and see Tom said exactly the same thing.>Anyone with a brain who saw that eye poke can tell that there was damage. That shit was DEEPLMAO the cope of fans. knock out your opponent before he blinds you? never.
Smoke up bros, it dulls the pain!
>Imagine never throwing a punch in your life but having the cheek to jump online and claim the HW UFC champ quiti wanna heem everyone in the comment section cuz
poke up bros, it dulls the orb
tom won, pvzs butthole, lets go for that.
>>152277130Does orb mean like eyeball or something?
>tom keeps talking>digging deeper holethis helwani interview is silly. he cant recover from this >dooble eye gow-judge
>>152277066>>152277032>>152277023>>152276071what the fuck is this 'dulls the pain' garbageyou want me to believe random people just started using this dumb phrase totally organically?stop trying to force this dumb memeAm I talking to bots? fucking hell
What's her name lads? What does she smell like?
>lika human bowlin' bawl
>>152274603>UFC 323 - Dvalishvili vs Yan 2, December 6th, 2025>UFC on ESPN: Royal vs Kape, December 13th, 2025>tfw can't smoke weed for either heem daysad
Sneedpe Miocic
>>152277173/heem/ picked up a group of tranny discord users some years back and any time one of them loses and argument on here they mock the posting style of the anon that did it for months after
>>152275102lemme get an inv bru
Trans Heems
i got dooble vision, just a lil bit of cardio, and bit of bike. nothing to brag about m8
why is Tom Aspinall's dad constantly speaking for him? I used to like him but now it's just retarded
fallon fox fucks merab up.
I'm sorry about the racism it won't happen again I've had a change of heart
>>152277239gilberta burns?
Is your refrigerator running? An average of 17 veterans die by suicide every day.
cm punk could take patchy mix into deep walders
You are tom
what are /heem/'s thoughts on Aaron Pico and Kody Steele?
>i didnt just accidentally le-and Uon being the best heavyweight in the worldits only tuesday. tom said he will interview more, cant wait.
>>152277285not truein fact Patchy Mix would heem Sage Northcutt
>When I'm driving my motorbike it dulls de pain of my son Ko- OH NO, WHAT DE F!!!*SKKKKRRRRR*
didnt drink today
>>152277314cleaning your life up. good to hear :)
>>152277063Poop Thomas based arc?
I really want to go to sleep but I have at least 60 pages to readlaaaaawdddddddd
>>152277314Pain status?
>but m8>m8>im seyin m8 tom couldnt beat a paper bag at this point mate
>>152277220Not this fucking faggot again
>>152276873What has Alex done to this man?
>>152277314One day at an time b
How come everybody is shitting on Aspinall even though plenty of fighters before him have refused to continue due to a bad eye poke (e.g., Belal, Cejudo)? this isn't his fault at all
>"No, but you have"tombros, our response?
>>152277279They always make a big deal of vet suicides but it's pretty much the same rate as the rest of the population.
>>152277400he's a hw lolcow m8 thats why. he has defended his lolcow belt more
>>152277408replace vet with trans women
>maybe ill be doing the fouling next time>who knowswhy say that tom lmao... just knock him out?
>>152277438tf is a lolcow. how do you squeeze laffs from the udders?
>>152277438How much of a faggot do you have to be to use 'lolcow' unironically
You guys should try to be funnier I'm bored put in some effort for once
tom farted during the 29 minute mark of the helwani interview. cant see, but can smell
prime Frank Mir rips Asspainal's arm off
Anybody else noticed ESPN MMA's turn on PooFC? They expected Dana to give them one final monster PPV and he gave them Merab instead to fuck them and save everything for Paramount. Now the talking head shows with the Okamoto's are actually shitting on ufc hard for the matchups. Even though they were the ones pushing the meme fights like Ilia vs Paddy, glazing Pico and shitting on Lerone's win, never wanting Jones to fight Aspinall, wanting O'malley to get infinite title shots etc.I'm thinking they're gonna fully turn after the exit and push PFL hard as being the antithesis
>>152277462Fuck you pigga
>>152277400because belal or cejudo werent in a position where they essentially win (retain belt) if they dont continue. well cejudo thought he was but herzog had other plans
>>152277460i hate it too, and only use it for rage baiting zoomers, and labeling the hw champ of the world :(
>>152277447those actually have a higher rate thoughever
i think lewis subs aspinall for the ic title
marcus buchecharodolfo vieirawateva happinned dare?
college professor controversy nazi memorabilia found in desk luke thomas
>324 looking pretty good
>>152276388King shit
>>152277400They were made fun of brutally. That's what really made belal go from unnoticed and boring to hated.MMA Guru made videos calling Cejudo a quitter who just wanted a way out because he was losing. That's why it's so fucking funny he's Tom's main cheerleader defender.
>>152277496Actually they will just shove more football down our throats
>>152277552that fat pallid grimy fuck is a loser. wgaf what he thinks
These niggas out here snitching, they with the rat pack *faaaa!*Catch em in a trash bag on the innerstate
This is my chariot, my steed
>>152277609shut up smegneed
Tom got a note from his doctor stating he is still the baddest man on the planet
>>152277552HOL UP B
>>152277618kek
>>152277613Me and my 2006 GMC Sierra 1500 Z71 SLE body your shit
>>152277609smeed melting his brain by scrolling YT shorts endlessly it seems I fear
I just farted and saw a vision of Schaub
I know I'm not gay because it hurts my butthole when I pass a big dookie
>>152277634Did you ever read The Call of the Wild?
war veteran funeral sabotage water balloons thrown at pastor mid-eulogy luke thomas
>>152277633Thats fair, id get basically that same truck even if I won the lottery
>>152277651I get my whole hand in there to fish the turds out
>>152277672that's gay
>you could see these guys were strugglin’>these guys had been in there now>its gotta be like 18-20 minutes>which is absolutely gangster
>>152277689But I like it
>>152277654it's one of the first books I remember reading by myself as a kid
This is what true happiness looks likeA woman cant get you that
>>152277706yeah cuz u gay
>>152277726this is incredibly fucked up. disgusting
>>152277737You say it like its a bad thing
>>152277711Same. What about Hatchet and My Side of the Mountain?
>>152277752nah but if you find pleasure with things in yo booty u gay
Oi i cant move the browns in me orb m8!
>>152277777Tyler77777
What we need is a real American, an ALL AMERICAN!>Brian Stann busts into apex center with Luke Thomas and kills staff + fighters
>>152277777Checked
new telegram gift bout to drop
nga shave your armpit like damn cuh its like amazon in dat bih
>>152277759for me it was Matt Christopher's novels. Had he lived another few years we may have gotten a HEEM champ novel.
luke thomas is a vet, and a disgrace.
MMA sicknessI'm gonna puke
>>152277593i know i cant stand what joey says either
>>152277356faced
dey go da bronx gang, its over. the lw division is done.
>>152277878you can never get to me.
I'm putting the entire light atomweight division on notice
crazy to think charles retired frankie with this poke. what couldve been
>>152277876yeah they're all gay. only good mma pod I've found so far is Jaxxon when TJ Dillashaw and/or Luke Rockhold are on. the fighter guests are mostly cool too. recent ep with Tito & Frank Shamrock was sweet
Tito Ortiz was treated unfairly and I think he talks good
>be mighty mouse>ragequit mma>now make youtube videos with fat ginger losers
>>152277905cant stand rampage tho, nga is so bitter about everything
tito was in the crow 4 with edward furlong. Respect
>>152277923you think? he seems fairly chill but a little disinterested. I think he's mostly just doing it for the paycheck. it's cool to see him chop it up with the OGs though
>>152277917Fuck that little nigger
>>152277928respect for knowing Crow 4
why do /heem/ posts that end in question marks get more (you)'s than posts that end in periods?
thinking about a showtime tat for my 50th. any other good options>gsp shin tat>wand head tat>chuck head tat>brock sword tat>bas rutten hand tat>brown pride tat (im White, but maybe it works)>tonys wings tat
>Khabib never even got busted open He legit was the goat
>>152277961Last name on your back in early 2000s graffiti style
>>152277961Forehead swastika like charlea manson
this girl in my English class at uni openly talks about getting botox injections (she def got that maga face) but I think she wants to bang. I'm like 10 years older than her though. should I make a move?
>>152277961megan olivi's feet tat on your upper lip
>>152277955you must drop da you, and think of da why.
>>152277961Hebrew neck tat
>>152278006dont cut yourself short
>>152278006>maga>uniYou are American you dont say that european crap
Tom Aspinall runs to boxing and never comes back. A fleeting dream only caught in a glimpse of a moment. His father's dream, a dream never to be fulfilled as it was taken away by Ciryl Gane.
filthy helwani freak
>>152278059But he isnt a good boxer
>>152278006You seem to forget. Are you not capable of making your own decisions?
am i weemed
fighters are retarded
>>152278068A dream last for as long you want it to. His dream of boxing lasted only as long as Gane allowed it to.
Only two more cards under the espn contract. What are your thoughts on the espn era of ufc?
how would a human sized dada do in mma
tom's son vs hasbulla ufc white house
>>152278113dada 5000?
Interior Crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
this months paycheck just came in, should I do it?
>>152278171incredibly sad. I hope this is a shitpost
>>152278124he's too dangerous to be allowed in mma, he survived 3 heart attacks in one fight meanwhile kimbo died shortly after. levels, chills, popeye's
>>152278195nice casual islamophobia
>>152278171You'd let lust consume you
>>152278171b....
>>152278124>>152278201Kimbo v Dada is unironically one of the greatest fights of all time. and they say comedy is dead!
>>152278112Shit because they had to make cards filled with ''Who's'' because they had to do a certain amount of cards a year with the contract so you had fighters headlining fight nights that just shouldn't.
>>152278171
>>152278112it felt empty.
>>152278238caz alert! caz alert! caz alert! opening exit to reddit!
>>152278112Negligent
>There's a different energy in the air this week. >From the streets of Brazil to the global stage of the octagon, I've been able to share my gifts with the world. >Now, it's time to return the favor.
Anime.
tom has pence where his eyes were now
>>152278328why do they look exactly the same
To bad Topuria's wife was already rich otherwise I'd sub her OF
>>152278337Holy shit you're right
Me and my fat dick manspreading at the back of this bus like I own the place so what the fuck?
>>152278345our wife would never degrade herself like that
no follow
Merab Vs Yanler1
>>152278373thawlts on cameron canada, marley brinx and august ames?
Baby Shark
which mma fighter's pits would you eat cereal out of
Reminder I'm the current HEEM Picky Sissyweight Champion and will successfully defend my title this week.
>>152278399
>>152278410This bitch is a total pit slut baka
>>152278400I only got Joker and Hooker wrong so I'm essentially a winner
>>152278410The Brazilian WMMA pit would add much needed Umami to the coco pebbles and milk I put in there. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umami
Gane vs Poatan is the fight to make, strip Tom Orbspinal
>>152278451well first they gotta tell Poatan to pull out of Nina Chama's pussy and finally get back to work
Dana's son Aidan LOVES anime and comics. Based AF!!!
>Arman: Come, let's go in my private jet my dad has a lot of money I'll buy you nice things and please touch my penis>Nina: Ick!>Alex: Get in the back of this van with my friends and I and smell my feet>Nina: YES POADADDY PLEASE FOOTFUCK MY MOUTH
>>152278511why couldn't the foot thing be flipped
He had Tom bloodied up, I do recall in fear
>>152278434>picking Hooker against an elite grappler after he got kimura'd in 45 seconds vs. Islamyou cannot win with this type of pick
>>152278391Im more of an Gianna Michaels, Dee Williams and Sharon Lee kind of guy my meng.
>>152278511That's how powerful the power of chama is
>>152278532>Sharon Leeexcellent taste in wmmathe other two could never make weight
>>152278531You've forgotten how to dream b
>>152278511Talmbout Paddy The Daddy Pimblett?
>>152278544Gianna fights and fucks at catchweight anon
>>152278583did someone really spend thousands on ringside seats just so they can not watch the fight and try to catch alexa grasso's pit stains? mma fans are so fucking weird
>>152278511Chama!
>>152278399on the carper
carpet. all good though
...but it's all good though!
Nah fuck that
Just had wild sex against my front door with a woman I'm literally a modern day Roman emperor's right hand man
>>152278731Conor McGregor, you're taking ever'thang I worked for, motherfucker!
Isn't Luke Thomas essentially an uncle who had to marry a Columbian woman who needed a green card in his late 40s?
*IncelBut it's all good though
>>152278400I got everyone wrong so im the joker
>>152278780what's wrong with that
>>152278792It's called being a disgusting predator and closeted homosexual if you can't attract a woman naturally and have to rob the cradle
>>152278791At least your mom is still alive and well
Ilia would have flat lined a prime Conor if he went to a decision with a amateur Holloway these are just FACTS
pfl, karate combat, jewfc, onefc, euro fights... could be a good weekend
>>152278846We only watch rough and rowdy here new fag
>>152278805u mad?
Merab vs Yan. Essentially Colby vs Gaethje
Your mom IS still alive right clozzy?
>>152278867I was born mad lil bro I'm circumsized
>>152278792she seems madly in love with him and has an amazing career of her own from the stories he told. luke is essentially the prototypical man conservatives like to fantasize them being so he makes chuds seethe when he doesn't follow the maga cult.
>>152278780he got cucked while he was in the army and that's why he grew a beard
https://youtube.com/shorts/e0_ddWx4f1I?si=7cQL5YxFOtkHrtTX
>>152278920His mama was home when he left.
>>152275294Did Gane really eye poke the champ into a year’s absence? Jones could never.
>>152278920Beards are a sign of extremely high testosterone and virility NOT to hide a week chin.
>>152279064I one time didn't return my cart to the corral at Walmart. Post times where you did psycho shit like Sean Strickland
>>152279064he is so cool
Psycholand
These niggas out here snitchin *faaaa!!*They with the rat pack *faaaaaa!!*
>yeah i use a sig>yeah im not gonna fight in your country and give half my checki sometimes agree with the fag, other times want nothing but 25 minutes of pain for him
>>152279150No one even heard of this guy until Orlando put that bully in his place then he just rode that clout
>>152279214>never heard of sean strickland in mma, but has heard of some fag named orlandokek
>>152276385I know it's so dumb but I always catch myself chuckling at the hilarious vernacular in /heem/. Got caught smiling at work the other day thinking of the phrase "just heemed my meng" Bamhole always gives me a chuckle, thanks anon
>>152277816Is he saying it's time for the world to return the favor for him? This reads like AI slop
>>152279292Didn't know him either just remember the headline UFC fighter gets wrekt by some fatty
he's fighting for the belt in the spring, live on paramount plus
>>152279367We need more passed it old fucks to feed Paddy Pimplett
>>152279374>You know I would absolutely kill you, if you ever did something like that, right?
>>152279380he might save 205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YncKrgj8UzMits up
Gane put Aspinal on the shelf.
Realistically, what’s keeping Gane from caving Thom’s eyes into his skull like a Blade Runner replicant next time they fight? What’s Dana’s bitch ass going to do about it?
I don't think Bryce deserves it, but good for him for making teh top 10.
>>152279391tom is such a retarded bitch made faggot how the fuck anyone was ever a fan of this crooked tooth fish and chipper is absolutely beyond me
>>152279445i became a fan after his last fight, a title defense against ciryl "bon gayman" gane.
>>152276418sad but true
Is tommy aspie the biggest coward of all time? Made up a fake eye disease to continue to not defend his fake belt so he can tweet at a faggot nigger for a few more years
>>152279419>Last year’s “Antisemite of the Year” winner was far-right pundit and conspiracy theorist Candace Owens. Winners in years past include Reps. Rashida Tlaib and Ilhan Omar, rapper Kanye West and an executive at Ben & Jerry’s.Damn didn't know Ben & Jerry's were based like that
>>152279519The jews are so stingy they won't let Candace win back to back years.
>>152279419>no nick fuentesit's going to Tucker but Ms Rachel winning would be hilariousWhere can we vote
We got too cocky
https://youtube.com/shorts/xH-nLT7sKx4?si=URpqnDk20nANco_G
>>152279568What a western focused list I wonder who the intended audience is
Pleaaase Sneed I need this, the shop is formerly mine
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Jan Claude Van Yan
>>152279835Well I'll be...
>>152279835
>>152279835https://youtu.be/0itOCgJtNVU?t=10
found some old ms paint heem webms i made
>Vain elämää, ei sen enempää>On kaikki tää, koita ymmärtää>Vain elämää, ei sen enempää>Myös kesä tää kohta taakse jää
>>152279877Yeah these were always gay as shit
>>152279877you made those?
>>152279894yeah got a heap on me old pc
imagine not having your own language and having to use bongs gifted one to think for yourself I would be so embarrassed
>>152279901kewl
>just finna sing the anthem in a foreign language
According to my sources, The Party Has Just Begun.
>>152279877Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
HE'S OUT!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dCcsrOGL98
nigger
>>152280020Harro who is the rotus petar
life is so meaningless
>life is so meaningless>wannaend
I thought I saw your face today, but I just turned my head awayAnd I couldn't help but fall in love againNo, I couldn't help but fall in love again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1ZvPSpLxCg>I find it hard to tell you, 'cause I find it hard to take>When people run in circles>It's a very, very>Mad world. . . .
the cashier at the store didnt have an ounce of care when i started talking the fight game.
>No need to run and hide>It's a wonderful, wonderful life>No need to laugh and cry>It's a wonderful, wonderful life
we talk about the Hughes Twins, but has anyone mentioned the Dean Brothers?
>>152280104Jake won that fight
>>152280135Wait... Isn't that Xzibit, signee of music industry giant Greenback Records?
Goon to fightfairy feet
>>152280159gay
>>152280158u'cn bet ur sweet azz it is
>>152280146>petr wins this fight
>>152280170His collaboration with Sweet Love really stuck with me. Some 50 year old black guy rapping about getting cheated on by his boyfriend is the type of music I never knew I needed.
>>152280173You're as beautiful as the day I lost you
>>152280214>Some 50 year oldstopped reading there, you got my attention. i'm in.
poke my eye shame on you double poke my double eyes? you cant you cant get poked again
>>152280159Why is /heem/ obsessed with this dude?
I am fallingI am fadingSean O'Malley
if jones finally came out as gay, would it change his legacy, or would men come forward of jon jones stories.
ocean man
fighting off the 84.5" reach in a club bathroom is a scary thought, and he is probably on coke.
why would the straightest GOAT of the sport suddenly come out as GAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcaPiiFZu2o>Hunnington Beach man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land>That you understand
why did Charles do it?
Heemoney talks, mm-hmm, heemoney talksDirty cash, I want you, dirty cash, I need you, oh
>>152280159Goon to this*heems you
>>152276197>>watching old video of khabib with megan oliviBro he retired 5 years ago, you still can't let go?
ye-see charles deed it cuz heez a lil twerp, a rat. doosnt tink about d'fans n'der stroogles. "free gift dis, free gift dat" how about y'kiss muh ass cherles ya fookin cunt
be careful who you bully in middleschool
>when they asked me to receive this key>i told em no way, no chance n hell >i cant be no key holder of a fuckin' city>im a fight promoter, just fights, and some employees>but they insisted, and after pulling my arm enough, well >i flew down, did the ceremony, all that shit>ket to the city of miami, yeah its mine, no biggy>so yeah, that's what we are doing. opening & closing cities, holding fight cards>jus tryin' to do my best to make this crazy world better! >happy fuckin' wednesday!
>>152280362gaethje will do this dance after knocking his head off
>>152280337I want to spaff on her hooters
Long guard is just bullshit tall fighters use because they're used to fighting without talent
Gaethje vs Pimblett for the Interim Lightweight belt
i make him humblehas there ever been an overt evilcel in mma?
yeah i breathe oxygen, what the fuck are you gonna do about it
>>152280392Hush now shorty the adults are speaking
>>152280397The GOAT is a proper heel, unbeaten, cerebral, callous and cruel
>>152280413who jon jone? hes covert like chandler. desperate to think of himself as a goodcelwho flat out embraces being self centered and not caring about anything or anyone outside of themselvesbrock was kinda like that and now that I think of it and I guess evil isnt what i was looking for. just not trying to pass as good
>>152280413It's true. His nickname is an ironic antonomasia, after all.
>>152280422This might be out my paygrade you should ask someone else sorry b
>>152280413
>>152280422>2012 dui>2015 hit and run>2021 hit his bitch>sprinkled between it all to present day, he is always doing nigger shitbrock respects his opponents, jon says he does, but the cocky cunt does not. lmao
I would feel bad for tom but he just bitches and moans all the time and is honest to god irl friends with both ariel helwani and piers morgan
>>152280397'Talmbout he kieeeds' is the most evil thing you can do according to mma fighters and blk males, strangely enough.
During the Glover fight, Jones made it a point to ruin Glovers shoulder lol. He is a villain just in your face about it in different ways. All while smiling/crying, taking in millions, and maintaining a degenerate lifestyle (can you blame him?).
Fiziev is better than all of Paddy's wins combined
Say what you want about Jones but he never killed any children meanwhile the one who did is treated like a wholesome reddit chungus
HW is starting to flow with waldo and that hulk hogan DWCS guy
>>152280485Rafael Fiziev? Yeah, absolute murderer, all killer no filler. Just exceptional. Muay Thai Madness. Technical to a fault. Domination.
>>152280495Arman The Tsar
toms alright but hes losing the not being a little bitch contest
a KO of any gatekeeper is an automatic +10 points in the PF- I mean UFC.
>>152280485Nah, the fact Oliveira went 5 rounds with chandler and THEN went on to finish Gamrot easily unfortunately raises Chandler's stock.Green plays a part in this too. Fiziev went life and death with him and Paddy finished him easily with a submission (which even Islam didn't do and no one does), therefore his chin plays no factor. But you're probably saying "w-well Green is OLD!" and I'd have to remind you he heemed Grant Dawson at the same age he was finished by Paddy, and /heem/ tells me Grant Dawson is going to take the place of Islam Makhachev at lightweight. All this is a plus for paddy and negative for Garth's win over Fiziev.Believe me I don't like it anymore than you. I'm just unbiased.
>>152280508He made rampage look like an amateur
>>152280508This shit happened all the time in pride too. That's why the pride glove argument for eyepokes is retarded. Refs just didn't give a fuck back then unless they needed to dock your pay for financial reasons.
>>152280519>Oliveira went 5 rounds with chandlershartles is a bum i agree
Another conversation with himself
Tom may never fight again :'(
Charles Oliveira vs Rafael Fiziev would have ended in cold blooded murder. There was no way Oliveira would have survived such a killer that is Fiziev.
>>152280533If that's the case, it's even more unfortunate for your argument, I'm afraid... Fiziev is a turbo bum, according to you.
>>152280544The fans
>>152280544One foot out the door already, it's over for Tom. Time to retire or move on to boxing where he'll undoubtedly get knocked out. He has no business being in mixed martial arts anymore.
>>152280524Bit of a shame that this fight will only be remembered for the oblique kicks. I think this fight started the whole "fighter crouches at the start of the round" thing.
>>152280544HAHAHAHAHHhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhah GET A LOAD OF THIS COWARD LMAO
3 minutes and 3 jabs is all took to destroy a legacy, people will remember him as the guy who cowered in fear against Gane.
People will forget tom was ever a bitch if he finished ganeSame with Pereira. Dude went on a cope tour after the ank loss but everyone forgot
>>152280613If he finishes gane I mean. In the rematch
>>152280613The difference is that he hasn't yet and while Pereira gave excuses he did not quit, he took the loss like a man. Tom? Ran away.
When Gane became an interim champ 3 years ago, he covered his right eye and laughed at the camera.
>im gonna do everyting i-heave insiideuva me to knuckemout him, submeet heem. >im gonna surprise heem
https://youtube.com/shorts/LzFDtBnqFPM?si=aVvUkxqLwCquyd_t
Brazza why you no speaking english. UFC many people watch. You have to understand
>>152280632This script has been cooking for years. Jones vs Pereira on the white house lawn will be legendary. Money in the Bank custody battle for Merle.
>not a single good post all daythank fuck, i was worried i might have missed something while i was waging
>>152280715Town hall
I saw Erin Blanchfield at a grocery store yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first Erin kept pretending to be tired and not hear the cashier, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When the cashier took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, Erin stopped her and told the cashier to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After the cashier scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, Erin kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
She should honestly sue this gay little cunt
>>152280715>you know theres no posts going on here bud
Had a weird dream where Gooby was a cashier on cocaine and he beat the shit out of me for addressing his bad work ethics.
>>152280715slow day huh
>>152280764Based gooby inflicting generational trauma on Brazilians
>so Urijah comes in on the last shot, and hits the bullseye >which is 100 points>so now its 185 to 70>no matter what Conor does>even if Conor hits the bullseye>he’s done>it’s game over>Urijah wins.
>>152280715Run it straight
>>152280632Good catch I thought it was just regular masonic symbolism
>oh man I feel great winning that challenge>my guys were so pumped up>got my coaches some extra cash>and man I could tell Conor was very bothered by the whole situation >and that felt good too
>>152280814masons run the fight game, and eye poke game (gane)
the game must be a girl cause im always in it
>the answer to that?absolutely gangster
>>152280891
>>152280905how you liking that punishment t-shirt? don't mind her, she can't get enough of the peoples champ.
Robert WhittakerJared CannonierPaulo CostaMarvin VettoriIsrael AdesanyaThis was the peak of the middleweight division. Prove me wrong.
bored and jobless
Nipples like cigars
>>152280973>silva>weidman>rockhold>machida>romero>vitor>jacare>mousssi
>>152280992Why don't you get a job waiting tables at Tito's Cantina champ? At least you could watch the heems for free
>>152281025Free UFC?! Has Dana been made aware of this?!
>>152281024100% this. I would also toss the wild card Primetime Hall in there just because
I'm making a Jones one
>>152281038others >Hendo>Lombard>Carmont>Leites>Bisping>Dollaway>LeSome are a reach I know lol. MW is "fulla killers"
When you're ready gentlemen >>152281082>>152281082>>152281082
