Key games next week:Cowboys vs LionsBengals vs BillsSteelers vs RavensColts vs JaguarsBears vs PackersTexans vs ChiefsEagles vs Chargers
>>152276152Fuck anime
Jordan Love's ceiling is the divisional round.
>his QB has never played in a CCGKek, plonked
Fudgepackers are FUCKED
quick reminder that per usual, the patriots have the softest refbabby schedule in the entire NFL. This is how brady won (on top of actual, literal cheating) 7 rings
Packers seriously fucked up trusting a black QB
Willow Ryder and her disciples are poisoning our generation
>>152276250Jordan Love is White
>>152276250He's half white and that's the side that's holding him back
Easy win against the Texans.
>>152276221Next year bro..Burks is definitely going breakout with Jayden throwing to him and the Defense will be great.
Flex
>>152276276You guys struggled with the cowboys D lol Mahomes bussy is gonna get raped by the Texans especially with the Chiefs o-line banged up
Penis Jr.
>>152276402>5pm estWeird
RUN THE FOOTBALL
It’s crazy to me that Tomlin still has a job in Pittsburgh
>>152276242Patriots are probably making the owl this year. Question is can they beat whoever the NFC sends? It feels like we're going to get some kind of weird owl like Patriots vs Bears.
>>152276442If it’s going to be a weird afc team in the owl I say Texans because of their defense
>>152276455>LosetonYou can't be serious
>>152276419It's a Saturday
>>152276458Ngl im getting 07 giants vibes
>>152276458>t. colts fan
>>152276286>the Defense will be great.I'd say it can't get worse, but I've seen the Bengals
New hard knocks in just over 1 bong
>NFL RedZone has become riddled with commercials, with a big increase since Week 1I told you faggots this would happen
>>152276531Scott Hanstein strikes again
>>152276459Nice. I can get wasted
>>152276531Anyone with 2 brain cells to rub together could have predicted this. Question is, what are you going to do about it?
>>152276259He's a honorary white, his mom is white and his dad was a black cop.
>>152276430The division they're in is a joke so they always have a chance
>>152276531>In Week One, the spin from the NFL was that commercials would barely be noticeable — only four short commercials during the whole seven-hour RedZone broadcast. According to Sports Business Journal, by Week 13 the NFL was running 16 ads during RedZone.Fuck jews do it every time. amirite or what
Disney's acquisition of ESPN has ruined sports media
>>152276584Cable sports talking head shows have always been shit.
>Hard Knocks
>>152276538WHAT A LIFE
It's conference championship weekend. Were all watching college football this weekend.
bungles are winning the norf, winning the afc and winning the owl
Can someone give me a qrd on what Abdul Carter did?
>>152276665he did that shit
>>152276665He was watching tape on how to plug a gap.
>>152276650Literally none of those games matter one bit
>>152276613more like hard cocks am i right lol
>>152276645Fuck you
>>152276653no they aren't. you're stupid
Cunt
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI MISS MY FUCKING GOAT
>>152276411oh no their Oline is as bad as it was last year when they beat the Texans with a sprained Mahomes ankle and a bunch of bum WRs, truly insurmountable
Would you smell Lilianahearts's ass?
Statmutt is back
>>152276740No, but I would suck a log of shit out of Patty's ass!
>>152276569>>152276584It's an easy way to increase revenue a bit and it doesn't hurt anyone. It's basically still the same redzone as always.
>>152276740who?
this general is so fucking stupid…totally different vibes from 2022
>>152276221>his QB has a losing record in CCGsLmao
>>152276596It used to be so much more than that
>>152276784None of the generals have been the same since the sharty hack
vibe this bussy
This general was cool when you could bully tripfags and Mahomo spam didn't plague it.
Peak /nfl/ was before generals and you could choose from like 7 football threads just on the first page to enjoy with the obligatory "What if Michael Vick was white" thread
>football fans are going to have to watch a Superbowl half-time show that is completely 100% in SpanishLMAO.
>>152276862*mute stream**blast a load to halftime faptime*problem?
>>152276841yea now you faggots spam the board with these stupid handegg threads and quality discussion threads like laliga and bundesliga get bumped off the board…its amazing how /hoc/, /mlb/, /cfb/ and even /nba/ manage to keep their shit contained. this is the only american “sport” that spews its cancer boardwide. i wish the jannies would do the sensible thing and banish all of yall to /pw/ where this garbage belongs
>>152276862>watching the super bowl halftimeThe last one I watched was the Katy Perry shark. Now I'm just getting wasted and taking a piss during the break. Don't give a fuck about goy commercials or stupid artists I don't care about. When it's Metallica or Foo Fighters I'll watch
>>152276884>nooooo keep it in the general
>>152276764>doesn't hurt anyone.speak for yourself
For me, it's 2025-26 1st Team All-Pro Cornerback Quinyon Mitchell
>>152276895>le boomer rock bands or nothing!!!!
>>152276884I'm gonna go make an nfl thread to kill a soccer thread
>>152276862Bad Bunny is great, there's no need to be autistic because he's not white
>>152276884Deport yourself immediately
>>152276862>worried about superbowl halftime showTits or gtfo
yep he’s seething again
>get a better playoff spot without even playingheh
'ate commercials'ate the halftime show'ate the celebrity pan-insLove the Super Bowl game itself Simple as.
>>152276884one NFL game is more exciting than the entire hockey, baseball regular season; and more exciting than the entire NBA season and playoffs combined.
>>152276950Unironically yes
>>152276596I only listen to Theo Ash and the Stay Hot podcast
>>152276862Low effort bait, leaf. Trump is in the White House, Patriots are in control. You lost.
>>152277002bedtime grandpa
>>152276997>>152276970>>152276954DUMB DUMB FAGGOT RETARD.JAYSON TATUM HAS MORE AURA IN HIS LEFT TESTICLE THAN TOM BRADY COULD MUSTER IN HIS ENTIRE CAREER
>"I wasn't the kid who got involved in the streets. I liked to be at home with my family."[16] He attended church weekly with his devoutly Roman Catholic mother and sang in the church choir until age 13Maybe I was wrong about this Bad Bunny fella. He doesn't sound so bad. Can I delete my shitpost?
>>152276950Do you zoomies even have bands or is just a mishmash of Taylor swift and 4/10 negresses named after deoderants making songs about how bad their pussy smells?
Gridiron foobawl makin em seethe
>>152277025YOOOOOOOOO TATUM BE BUSSIN FRFR, YOU UNCS BE SUSSIN ON GOD SHEEEEEESH 67
>>152276257Here’s your third overall pick bro
It's weird how the Patriots success aligns with Trump's years in offense... Hmmmm... The MAGA hat Brady had... The Trump Belichick connection... Hmmmm... Really makes me think...
>>152277042Yeah soccer is the gayest shit ever
>>152277070Qatriots.
>>152277062Uhh where are the sacks?
>>152276653>bungles are winning the norfThey could. I'm not sure why the NFL is only giving them 2% odds to win the division when the Steelers and Ravens are so shaky and the Bengals have the tiebreaker against the Ravens head to head and if they all(Ravens/Bengals/Steelers) finish 9-8, then the Bengals will actually win the division on tiebreakers.If the Bengals can beat the Bills, I think they have a reasonable chance at winning the division. The rest of their schedule is pretty weak and Burrow is back. I believe.I don't believe they'll win a playoff game, but I believe they have a real chance at the division if they win out, which aside from the Bills game seems like light work.
If the Lions dont resign Whiteside ima kms
>>152276784These generals have never been intelligent. Ever. It's guttyboy hot take central and the most casual stattyboys ever ripping things from twitter and reddit. We come here for the banter, not the smarts.
>>152276884>>152276954Kek>>152276998
>>152277122Based
Hey bros
I feel like the Jets might actually beat the Dolphins this week.
>>152277180Oh, hi Mark.
>>152277180Sup mark how ya doin
>>152277200Hey dude
>>152277180Prick
>>152277180shut the fuck up nigger. just shut up.so fucking sick of the dumbass faggot shit on here. you all belong on reddit where they talk about what color the bull’s cock is going to be when he comes over to fuck their wives pussy and inject his rancid nigger semen inside of her.
>>152277201In doing fine how are you
>>152277247this but unironically
>>152277242Jim how the hell are ya
>>152277252Cant complain
>>152277247Meds. Now.
I'm emo
has any franchise not cucked to the negro qb experiment yet?
>>152277247Holy fucking MELTDOWN
>>152277062bro comes in, asks for LT's number, misses meetings. and then puts up those numbers. what a bum
>>152277333Rams
The Jaguars and Bears are both Super Bowl caliber teams.
>Yeah Uh huh>Yeah Uh huh>Yeah Uh huh>Yeah Uh huh >Yeah Uh huh>Yeah Uh huh >YeahY'all finna bouta know it too. Now hol up.
>>152277393what? >>152277389>jagsno>bearsyes
>>152277383
>>152277389...in my Madden franchise.
Provide one reason why the Patriot wont win the SB
>>152277434ChatGPT says that all teams have started a black QB, NY Giants being the last to do it by starting Geno in 2017.
...
>>152277455I can't
>>152277421if the jags still had hunter they'd assblast the bearsalas that is not the case but i still think they're better based solely on quality of opponents
>>152277455I don't like them
>>152277455They havnt had a convincing win against another contender.>B-But wutabout BUFFALO!!!!!!kek retards will never get a clue
>>152277455
>Benglels are 4-8 and can still win the division holy kek the afc north is ass
Hard Knocks: In Season with the NFC East is now live!
>>152277519pretty sure the browns can too lol
>>152277519The AFC will have two bye weeks. One for the 1 seed, another for whoever plays the AFCN
>>152277553Bo Nix swept that shit ass division btw
Teams who's bye week fall on the last possible week of byes AND also make the playoffs have then gone on to reach the superbowl 17-4 times going back to 1992>Week 14>Pats on a bye>Panthers on a byeThe Rematch is happening boys
>>152277561nope. whoever wins AFCN is winning WC weekend in a meme game
>>152276531All gambling ads. What happened in Indianapolis Sunday is because of gambling. The NBA is already completely ruined shit because everything someone does wrong on the court is under suspicion of gambling fixing, and rightfully so. The NFL is following suit.
>>152276531Yeah I'm not renewing my Sunday Ticket next season. They've drawn the line for me
Every team is a fraud this year because none of them have beaten a good team.
>>152277507Good argument honestly. But looking at how the team is playing, I can really see them going all the way.
what happened to all the worthless subhuman niggers that were screaming that Rezone showing adds wasnt a big deal because it was only 4 of them, and we were all schizos because we correctly predicted that it would escalate as the season went on?
>>152276531just watch the games
I can't believe my Pats are back. The last 5 years have been hard on me.
>>152277561the winner of this division is gonna have 9 or 10 wins, it's a complete shit show this season. fire mike tomlin.
You guys watching the nfc east hard knocks?
>>152277698All NFC east teams are gay pride teams, especially the Giants.
>Hard Cocks Life: NFL East
kangzsisters...
>>152277698>>152277731did Patullo get fired yet?
>>152277666>what happened to all the [people who do not exist]?
Is Cam Ward good? Does anyone watch Titans games?
>>152277739OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHE HIT DA GRIDDY ON EM
>>152277635That's pretty much how it goes around here. If I'm being honest though this is a year no team is at a level that would compete most years. But you only have to beat who they put in front of you and wdbwdsb it'll still feel good.
>>152277455because they have to beat the NFC Champion to do that
>>152277806>we
>>152277584Steelers and Ravens are going nowhere in the playoffs
>>152277806He's good. His stats are abysmal, but he's on a horribly dogshit team
>>152277806He's raw but talented, so there's a handful of flashy plays a game that give you hope. But the Titans are such a trainwreck from a coaching and roster standpoint, they can't get anything done.
>>152277898steelers aren't, but if lamar wakes up the ravens could
>>152277898I don't see how that applies more this season than others
>>152277909The young man just needs more help.
>>152276214His ceiling is that weird nosedive his deep balls do when they hit the apex of the throw. I’ve never seen something like that before. Between sidearm throwers, cannon arms like Jeff George and Brett Favre, surgeons like Brady and Brees. I’ve never seen the ball do what it does when Love airs it out. That weird little nosedive it does. I don’t even understand how it mechanically occurs in his throwing motion
>>152277806The only players I recognize on the Tits are Sneed and Calvin Ridley. They have the worst roster in the NFL and it's not particularly close
>>152277924Sometimes lemur pees the rug in the divisional
Patriots are more than paying their dues for the easy schedule next yearKraft better load up in the offseason, they're gonna need the help
What Pete Carroll and his faggot son has done to my Raiders is diabolical.I was always a skeptic of people talking about the hell of being gang stalked by satanic jews, but after watching just 1 (ONE) game Its impossible not to believe them.Al Davis isnt dead. There is generational evil at work here with the Raiders
>>152277919They couldn't get it done when Lamar was playing the best football of his life going into the playoffs, he's looked terrible since the Bills game and I don't see that changing even if he "wakes up". The fucking Bengals defense made him look pedestrian
>>152277952>MY Raiders
>>152277925You jest, but it's genuinely true. The Tits are going to be back to back #1 picks for a reason.
>>152277952Why doesn't Pete Carroll bench Geno
>>152277952have sex
>>152277952We all know the real scourge of the Oakland Raiders is Tom Brady. He has brought ruin to one of the great franchises of the NFL
>>152277972Couldn't take the smoke from black twitter
>>152277957none of that matters. they're good enough to beat anybody but also bad enough to lose to anybody. there is no given result
Will the titans beat the bruns?
>>152276214I hate the Packers. I’ve said Jordan love ain’t it and Jordan Love is a fraud but I now begrudgingly accept that Jordan Love is a top qb. He’s streaky sometimes but when he’s good he’s elite. He’ll probably fix the streakiness with more experience. These cocky Packers fans saying he’s their 3rd hall of fame qb in 30 years are way too premature because he hasn’t done anything yet. But he’s good. Fuck the Packers
>>152277987Gino is the third black qb behind Lamoo and Shiddy
>>152277992>they're good enough to beat anybodyThey really aren't, they've lost badly to every good team they've played. The Panthers have a better case for winning the SB than the Ravens do right now
Jayson Tatum:>Extreme aura. More aura in his left testicle than tom brady could even muster up in his whole career>team leader>2 time NBA champion>MVP>the face of new england>makes cryami seethe until they shit themselves>made weapschizo commit suicideBeyond based.
>>152278013Why don't they hoot about cam ward?
The Packers are going to pound my Bearussy twice
>>152277952Blame Al Davis and his faggot son
>>152278020this isn't true. the only bad losses were to the chiefs where half the team got injured during the game, and the texans where cooper rush was the QB
Chris Olave robbed Tyler Shough of a legacy moment by dropping a game winning TD. You were playing the fucking Dolphins, how the hell do you choke against a team led by fucking Tua and Mike McDaniel?
>>152278055Week 1
Basketball is better then football, NBA is a superior product to the NFL
>>152278041Because he's not good yet. Shedeur gets hype because Deion is his father and they got a ton of attention at Colorado
>>152278079they scored 40 points lmao. a defensive choke is not 'losing badly'
>>152278055The literal only good team the Ravens have beaten are the Bears and the Bears are weirdly very fraudulent but somehow doing well. Just look at their wins and losses.Won against: Browns, Browns, Jets, Bears, Dolphins, VikingsLost to: Bills, Lions, Chiefs, Texans, Rams, Bengals
>>152278083
>>152278042Caleb is excited. Why arnt you?
>>152277739This is actually pretty fucking funny. Green Bay’s got one of the hardest remaining schedules and their last games are against them in Minnesota. It would even be funnier if the Vikings got the last laugh by actually winning and knocking the Packers out of the playoffs
>>152277589>What happened in Indianapolis SundayQRD?
>>152278055Completely choked against the Bills and the Lions loss was a blowout, I watched that game and it was over the moment the Ravens got stopped. The Bengals have the worst defense in the league and they took a fat smelly shit over Lamar, if not for redzone issues in the first half the Bengals drop 50
>>152277806Buck status?
>>152278097>billsthey scored 40 points>lionsone-score loss>chiefsyup this sucked>texanscooper rush at QB>ramscooper rush at QB and still managed to hold the rams under 20 points, how often has that happened?>bengalsdivisional game, anything is possible (bills lost to the dolphins, panthers lost to the saints, eagles lost to the cowboys after leading by 21)
>>152278097Dismal resume. Lol this nigga trying to warn everybody about the ravens has to be black
>fag on the the play
>>152278042You're not a Bears fan
>>152276884American boardMost watched sport in AmericaDo the math
>>152278130most obvious seethe post i've seen
>>152278092>a defensive choke is not 'losing badly'
>>152278107The Packers own us
>>152277455they haven't faced bo
>>152278042Didn’t the shitty interim head coach Bears beat them in the last game of the season at Lambeau?
>>152278097>Won against: Browns, Browns, Jets, Bears, Dolphins, Vikings
>>152277115Why the fuck did they do that? Didn't they see how shitty our secondary has been? Didn't they see how Whiteside and that Mallet, Malort, Mullet fella BALLED THE FUCK OUT?
>>152278160the bears were a blocked field goal away from sweeping them last year
>>152278129>>lions>one-score lossMan, that was a fun game
>>152278160Before people say they beat the Sheboygan Packers, remember that the Packers didn't bench a single starter to start the game. Watson tore his ACL, Love got banged up, and Jacobs wasn't taken out until they were already losing.
Who the fuck can even try to hol up MY Cowboys? Were ona run now fags
>>152278185Didn’t Whiteside only play in that one game against the Bucs?
Why are so many black people named Jaylen/Jalen?
>there is an actual black unc in here chirping about lamar finna win da super bowl
>>152278216Yeah, he and Maulet and some other guys only played that game, I believe. They went so hard people started calling them the Legion of Whom, only to never start again and be waived
>>152278210That game actually mattered for playoff standings (for the Packers) iirc
With the first pick of the 2026 draft, the Tennessee Titans select DJ Lagway
>shit year>shit team>still makes people seethe
hol up
>>152278210>>152278248If the Packers won that game (and my 'ders lost to the Cowgirls), they'd have been the 6th seedUnfortunately, we beat Dem Gurlz
I feel like Ben Johnson took his shirt off specifically for me but I can't prove it
>>152278212Defense still hasn't really proven itself, and without Jerruh frying Mahome's retinas in the 2nd quarter, I think they lose that game. And even with the sun acting as a combat multiplier Mahomes still got 4 td passes. A Gayleb or Jordan Love could still toast this defense.
Packers fans look like THIS!?
>>152278263he took it off for everyone who believes in da bears
>>152278266Based Jerruh will do anything to win. You gotta love the Jerster, Ya just gotta
>>152278268Like frauds?
>>152278268No they are trans
>>152278202That game had a 10+ minute 98 yard drive. And it was a 2 score game until after the two minute warning. Technically a garbage time td that the Ravens went for two and failed on.
Hard knocks was kinda shit. The only notable scene was everyone taking a bite out of daks turkey leg. Also the jew owner of the eagles walking among the goyim with about 15 security guards
>>152278259I feel bad for him if anything, he's at the age where his physical abilities will start declining fast and the Ravens look like a shitshow. And of course this alll happens the one year the AFC is wide open and the usual gatekeepers look like shit/will miss the playoffs
>READY, READYWUZHUHHTRank your team's QB's cadence
>>152278332Packers fans look like THAT!?
jamarcus russell
Packers suck
>>152278327>HUT ONE>HUT TWO>HUT!Easily one of the more kino cadences in the league
You now remember Zane Gonzalez
>>152276152Why is he so unlikeable?
>>152278325Why would u feel bad for a Dual Threat QB
I stopped hate today
>>152278355That's his 4th & 1 cadence and it does trick defenses occasionally
if i had a cadence it would be>YA COOOOPE>YA SEEEEEEETHE>HUT
Is anyone else a big fat loser or just me
>>152278421YEEEAAAAAHHH HERE WE COOOOOPPPPE
>>152278421>OMAR COMING>OOOOOOMAR COMING TWO>SHIEEEEEEEEEET >HUT HUT
What's the Race War of the week in week 14? We've got some good candidates >Goff vs Dak (TNF)>Rodgers vs Lamar>Bo Nix vs Geno>Herbert vs Hurts (MNF)Do we need to vote? I think Herbert vs Hurts MNF is the obvious answer but there may be some socio economic factors I'm not taking into account
My Seahawks are doing it.
>>152278448How is two white quarterbacks the obvious answer
>>152278448Me vs your asshole
>Bengals vs Bills is a 12 o'clock gameShould be prime time tbqhwyf
Seeing Erin Rodgers that defeated bleeding from his nose with a bandaid genuinely makes me sad. He really should have just retired after that snow game against the Niners a couple years ago and gone out like Ben Rapelosburger. Just ride into the sunset and marry a man like you always wanted to, Aaron
>>152278467it's at 1 pm
>>152278475>Non-canon time zoneIt's 12 pm
>>152278448Bo unironically has an N word pass
>>152278448Rodgers vs Jackson is the race war otw. Has some real “turn that music down nigger” vibes to it
>central timeKwab
imagine having to wait until after noon to watch a game LOL
>>152278521>not sleeping in on sunday until precisely 1 PMkwab
>>152278521Try watching college football. Even in your own timezones some games start at fucking 8pm
>>152278526your day is practically over at 1, KWAB
>>152278537>Try watching college footballNo thanks, I'm straight
>>152278540no it isn't
>The first NFL timeslot being at 10amThis can't be real
Is Payton playing 4D chess with these ridiculous games and not showing his full hand to just squeak out these close wins or am I just retarded?
>>152278499Rodgers is spiritually black
black this bussy
>>152278582The defense is definitely holding back. Not sure about thr offense. Cowboys game is their best win and its a good win
>>152278325Lamar doesn't make the incredible plays he used to. He's already lost the ability to do that and now that he's leaning more on his passing, he's unremarkable. The years of spry lamar making superhero plays are mostly over. Their window is closed.
>>152278212It's their year
>>152278327Cool graphics but it looks absolutely nothing like Bo Nix. It looks like Pat Tillman wearing a Broncos jersey.
>>152278645literally every QB throws tipped passes
So he's officially gone
>>152278499I feel like with both guys hurt the game might be a shitter. Herbert vs Hurts is the classic tall white QB vs the jigaboo black panther kang also both were drafted in the same year so it's fun from that perspective too. So far I'm still right that Hurts > Herbert
>go to /cfb/>some Texas is fan is having a meltdown about being left out of the playoffGuess I'll be here
>>152278670He could come back and win 4 straight games and he'd still be gone. Horrible little gremlin. Stealing the Cardinals blind
>>152278670I forget how long he's been around pretty much just doing nothing for millions of dollars. He'll live a comfy life
>>152278693how tall are youyou seem to hate short quarterbacks
>>152278682>implying I'm not about to throw a wobbly about /myguy/ Carson Beck being left outFUCKING COWARDS DID MIAMI DIRTY
>>152278670He's been officially gone since forever, there's no way he actually hurt his foot on that one play where the snap hit him in the face, that was a soft benching.
>>152278708Texas vs Miami in a Cope Bowl would honestly be must watch TV
>>152277115>>152278216Oh shit. He's on the practice squad. KETS FUCKING GO
I want my team to win the Owl but I also don't want the Chiefs to even make the playoffs
>>152278729I would "Notre Dame would booty blast both these teams" so fucking hard in that thread.
>>152278742I don't see the contradiction unless you're a Chiefs fan.
>>152278693>Stealing the Cardinals blindAND HE GETS TO BE A QUARTERBACK?!WHAT A SICK JOKE
>>152278682Mina sex
>make elite catch>will only be talked about for a week because your team sucks >forgotten by next yearI kind of feel bad for the Commanders guy, whoever he was. I already forgot.
>>152278670>cod dies>kyler gives upkek, leloh no
>>152278366Thanks. And (You) now remember Matt Jones.
>>152278212>Who the fuck can even try to hol up MY Cowboys?Jerry Jones of course. Speaking of, is Stephen Jones any better?
Zoomer here. Might be a dumb question, but has there ever been a good white QB?
>>152278832No. Every QB is a wigger, so basically black.
>>152278832Rex Grossman
>>152278832>>152278836Shut the fuck up
>>152278832A better question is whether there's ever been a good black QB. Or do you even count halfbreeds like Mahomes as "black"?
>>152278832Johnny Manziel
>>152278832Pat Holmes
It's time for PROVE YOU KNOW BALL round 2. No googling, gaylords. Not that it will help you since AI gets this answer wrong.Which quarterback has started the most games without ever once in his career starting a single playoff game?
>>152278876Chad Pennington?
>>152278888Not a bad guess but nope. Chad had 81 starts. /ourguy/ has over 100.
>>152278876Minshew or Cooper Rush?
>>152278832Ryback
>>152278902Ryan Fitzpatrick?
>>152278876Archie Manning
>>152278911Just crown me anon. I'm right, it's Archie Manning, it has to be. Nobody else makes sense.
>>152278876Ryan Fitzpatrick would be my guess but there's probably some no name shitter from the 70s who stuck around for ages without ever being good
>>152278908Yep, you got it. Fitzpatrick started 147 games and never once played in a playoff game. What an asshole.
>>152278448Dak is a lightskin. Hurts is a cornball brotha. It has to be one of the other two.
I am convinced they replaced Tom Brady with a clone. This is a completely different person
>>152278876Gonna rip Jim Harbaugh. Please don't get mad.
>>152278876It's Fitz.
>>152278924>It wasn't Archie Manning, it was Ryan FitzpatrickI guess that makes sense. Fitz was in the league for a long ass time.
>>152278930I think he was always this person he just played for the Belichick Patriots and had to be the face on top of that.
>>152278832Russell Wilson
>>152278723
>>152278919Yep, Fitzpatrick. You could argue Sonny Jurgensen who also started 147 regular season games and never started a playoff game, but he did throw some passes in the playoffs as a backup and the playoffs back then were all fucked up and practically non existent. I probably should have added "during the Super Bowl era" just to be sure I didn't miss some random fag before then.
>>152278940Carr started in one (1) playoff game
>>152278936It turns out he played a few playoff games including making the AFCCG in 1995-96. I thought those Bears and Colts teams sucked.
>>152278940Incorrect. He played 169 games with one(1) playoff start.
>>152278930Brady: :|Brady, Japan: :0
>>152278952Kangz are down BAD, huh?
>>152278952Does Kyler do better or worse than Darnold on the Vikings?I think they are less consistent in the regular season but win a playoff game.
If the Titans keep getting blown out like this they're gonna have to rename it to Kevin-Nashville
>>152278989Worse, Murray is on year 7 and is a worse passer than Jacoby Brisket and Vikings are a pass heavy offense
His wife that he really really likes was, uh, out of town on business
>>152276665New York Giants first-round pick Abdul Carter was benched for the first quarter of Monday night's 33-15 loss to the New England Patriots because of tardiness," Raanan reports. "It was the second time in three games that the rookie linebacker was disciplined. Giants interim coach Mike Kafka described it as a coach's decision. 'My decision,' he said repeatedly."
The NFL's (RNM) Supercomputer is always collecting.Remember: RNM- that stands for Remote Neural Monitoring. Its collecting and cataloging data regarding your memory references. One of the RNM's goals is to image, measure, and transmit data in regards to your brain and neural activity, and it exists to provide and construct mental suggestions. This is called Formulation, and It is the first unfortunate stage of mind control.Im running out of time here to warn you but once enough data is collected from your memory references, the system then is able to take suggestions, emotions, and fabricated stories, and inject them back into the subconscious of the victim at timed intervals. These are called Thought Triggered Attacks, and the end goal is to pitch the victim into a specific thoughts or action sequences.I want you to think about this the next time the Refs throw a bullshit flag against your team in a critical moment and what that actually means, because what Jewdell is actually doing is using this Silent Monitoring Period to collect your synaptic data to abuse you with Remote Neural Attacks. Stay safe bros, I got to leave RIGHT NOW.
>>152279021Gud schizo post
>>152278989Waste of time with Kock because Murray rarely finishes passing plays in structure.
>>152276731Reffies are no longer bailing out the Chiefs (after the Lions game).
Give me Da Bears
>>152276895Agreed. I ain’t watching yet another rapping nagger halftime show.
>>152276884Soccerfags need their own board, they’ve ruined /sp/ spamming one shit thread after another and driving the discussion of literally every other sport off the board.
>>1522789529 finner boutta make my Commies defense look like the Broncos
>>152277115Lions are in complete fuck up mode this season.
>>152279044Da burrrrssss
I can’t watch these heart attack inducing games that come down to the wire anymore.
Imagine if Mahomes cared about winning
>>152276152QBwitalilmotion
>>152276540I can't do anything about it, I already steal redzone
>>152279135Unfortunately it seems like his cuck fetish is moving outside of the bedroom and now he doesn't only want other men holding his wife but also his superbowl trophy, his division championship, where will it end?
>>152279002lel
>>152279088>a bear slobbing on a knob
Bone Knicks
>>152279088>shadman
I just want to see the entire defensive line grab one of those female refs, rip off her clothes, and gang rape her at midfield. Am I crazy?
>>152279203yea
>>152279203Depends on the team.
>>152279203You have mental illness and porn addiction.
>>152276152>Cowboys vs LionsLoins>Bengals vs BillsBuffalos>Steelers vs Ravens9-9 tie>Colts vs JaguarsUhh jags>Bears vs PackersCheesefags>Texans vs ChiefsTexoids>Eagles vs ChargersIggles i guessLots of key games between all shit teams.
>>152279308Yes, and?
Could you theoretically have two placekickers train to hit the ball at the same time to give it extra momentum and score field goals from anywhere on the field? They'd need to be in incredible sync to send the ball on a useful trajectory and for the second guy to be close enough to the first guy to manage to hit the ball before it flies out of reach, but these are professional athletes you're paying like a million a year - if it can work it'd be nice to be able to just get a field goal any time you'd punt it.
>>152279376sorcery
>>152279376Where do you buy your drugs from?
it's time to have a conversation
>>152279376>They'd need to be in incredible syncWe Evangelion now.
>>152279420Elway played against real defenses when the league didn't care about qbs getting heemed
>>152279420Hello, Howie
>>152276242
Go fuck yourself Tennessee
>>152277062>Position: EDha
>>152279423
>>152276540>Question is, what are you going to do about it?keep watching my illegal stream and bitch about it to my buddies
>>152279376This but with a right and left handed Quarterback simultaneously throwing 90 yard bombs every play
>>152279436the repeat was always the goal, trust the plan
>>152279439>NFL films circa 2055
>>152279436>we aren't even on the chart for once>in December
Why don't failed college QBs learn to be punters/kickers so they can do meme trick plays on top of their normal duties
>>152279458underrated good team feel
Why don't runningbacks put the ball down their pants? They'd basically guarantee never fumbling and they'd be able to use both arms to fend off tacklers
Most Titans players would not start for Ohio State
I am thinking about that tweet someone posted here about Staffy, Adams, and the Rams>"Just throw it to me at the 1 yard line dawg, they'll give you MVP"
>>152279464if I was a RB I would wear a giant facemask, as big as the league would allow and make it almost impossible not to grab for the defense. every other run we'd get a free 15 yards.
>>152278327Anyone got a webm of this but of Caleb and da Burrs?
>>152278930Nah, Brady was already starting to act like this before he left New England where he was starting to focus on building his own brand and becoming more of a personality. It's when all the TB12 method and Alex Guerrero stuff started happening in the late 2010s. Belichick hated it and it's one of the things that lead to the breakup. It's just that now in retirement he has more time to do more publicity stuff.
Why don't ball carriers just smear shit all over themselves?
Why don't teams run a formation of 10 olinemen (by running the other linemen as receivers and rbs) that form a protective circle around the QB and march him downfield?
>>152279469RIPFacemasks are a penalty because it's easy to get gnarly.
>>152279473>when all the TB12 method and Alex Guerrero>puts on tinfoilthat shit kept the party going. he kept his 'team friendly' contract by getting Kraft to pay him through that bullshit
>>152276430They're up their own ass about the whole "x coaches in x years" thing and afraid of doing a racism by firing THE heckin' black coacherino. But the problem is now you're keeping a guy for the sake of appearances wgich has nothing to do with him actually being good.
why don't players just carry guns and threaten to shoot the other players if they try to stop them?
>>152279475pro athletes are into scat
>>152279426Marino and Fouts lit up those same defenses. I don't get why dudes like Aikman and Elway get hall passes, sure it was a tougher game, but their early stats were truly awful.
Marvin Lewis tried it
I came in my girlfriend 4 times today, a career high
>>152279481I don't think that's a conspiracy. I think that's just true. He had a TB12 sports therapy center open at Patriot Place right next to the stadium that players would use during the second half of the dynasty. Kraft absolutely had a deal with Tom to allow that place to be in business in exchange for a cheaper contract.
>>152279486Based last boyscout opening scene enjoyer
>>152279521That's your wife now bro.
>>152279521How did you not tear your banjo string? My career high is 3 and that shit was stinging after the 3rd time. That was all without condoms thobeit
>>152279462I think the overall play of Lawrence has been underrated too and that's what all the box score watchers cite as the main knock on the Jags. He's definitely had two or three duds but what QB hasn't this year? He's been dealing with a lot of O line and receiver injuries too, like everyone else. He started a game a few weeks ago with his first, second, and third most prolific receivers hurt.
>>152276862I genuinely don't watch the halftime show or commercials (if I can help it). I haven't for years, like probably 10-15 at this point.
>>152279524>I don't think that's a conspiracy. I think that's just true>well the NFL knew about it, so can't be untoward. that's the usual response i get when i bring that up, but shady shit. let's hire your weird friend who has a company you own half of, then put your 'therapy' company, reselling $.50 vitamins for thousands right in our complex! team friendly deal, here we come
Why don't NFl teams have a midget for goal line runs, like block everybody in front and have him sneak between legs or have somebody else throw him over the pile
>>152279578this but with a child
>>152276862>>152279561I remember of all the times I went to a SB "party" watching one of the first times they outright streamed the game. There was just a generic logo screen and silence during the commercials. One of the best mixed company sports viewing experiences I've ever had. Everyone was actually talking about the game and enjoying each other's company. Even the women. I should mention a friend and I were on acid and also happened to be the only two rooting for the Patriots over the Falcons in a room of 12. Felt like I was watching a Disney movie desu.
>>152278930do you think he'd be a top 30 qb if he decided to play next week
>>152279623Top 15 if he can take a couple hits a game.
Drake Maye
>>152279521Phillip Rivers...
>>152279623On a team with functional Oline yes, otherwise no, he'd look mad like Rodgers if he took hits
I just mute the tv on commercial
how does this impact mahomes?
Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr.
>>152279578Flinging a midget at the holder to block the kick would be hilarious
>>152279680Who's that
>>152279680who?
feces allen
It's really unfair that those sub-humans in Missouri get to experience football happiness and everyone else doesn't
>check thread>chicanos seething about the pats because white teams all won and the main brown teams lostbo-adjacent seethe i call it
vontaze burfict
My Rams will bounce back this Sunday.
>>152279015Rodgers needs to stop being a weirdo fag and get a family
Drake Maye throws to wide open receivers against shit teams
>>152279729There's enough meth they won't remember it anyway.
Bo induced melty can happen at any time. We have to remain vigilant
>>152279376What if I theoretically pulled my legs back over my head and sucked my own cock? Am I gay now?
>>152279486I believe this violates the NFLPA
>>152279736This is nutz
I have Bolimia I'm gonna puke
im having a bo induced melty rn bros
For me, it's Caleb Williams
Just installed bonix and it crashed immediately
>>152279486https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epVpOAWa0pEthey did back when steve martin played
>>152279844skill issue
Tom Brady is calling plays from the shadows
>>152279840
Thomas Edward Patrick Feces Jr
>>152279879>5'10
I fucking hate that some day we will never see any more football in the snow
>>152279879elite
>>152279908Yes we need to stop global warming
Ready to watch Goff go full >goof under interior pressure, Lions bros?
>>152279908That's the time of death for football.
>>152279911I was talking about domebabbies
>>152279908The Bills and Packers know better than to eliminate an advantage cold ass weatherVikings, of course, were too stupid to keep an open stadium lmao
>>152279742Hell yeah
Hol up.Dak Attack finna bouta all over ya face.
>>152279948Cowboys vs Wions has the potential to be a Superbowl preview
now this looks like a guy that loves to run the football
It's a basic human right to run over queefies
>>152279972Is this achievable natty?
Jerruh won.
>>152279493they played on worse teamsare you that genuinely low iq?
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhere we goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You wake up yesterday as Carson Beck what do?
i think the saints are worse than the titans.
>>152280030I get another braindead tattoo
>>152280030Fuck some bitches
>>152280032I think you are worse than everybody else in the thread (even the fucking kiwi).
>>152276430The ravens situation is much worse. They had a successor on a silver platter and let him walk out the building.
>>152280032I think you're braver than eveyone else in the thread (even Carson Beck)
Panthers?
>>152280094Panthers
>>152280094Playoffs?
>>15228011915% chance
>>152280122I swear the beancounters will have it at 5% even when they're kneeling down against the Bucs week 18
>>152280122Its higher than that. Bryce Youngs elite/bad rhythm lines up perfectly to beat the bucs twice. He will be shit against the saints and seahawks and elite against the bucs in both games.
>>152280134But anonThe Bye week
>>152280137He doesn't play a game so it doesn't count
good morning
>>152280122Based and realistic expectations pilled. Panthers will be hard pressed to beat the Bucs even with all their injuries. I give my Ravies about a 33% chance right now I genuinely think the Ravens, Steelers and Bengals could all finish 8-9 and I'm not sure how the tiebreakers would fall if that happens
>>152280141>hurr durr every time there's a plane and the NYC skyline it's 9/11 God I'm sick of seeing comments like that
bears +6.5bet the house
>>152280141>Crashing this franchise with no survivors
>>152280149
>>152280094my hero :^)
>>152280153>Big Bears Doin Thangs
>>152280141The trade towers... whatever happened there
>>152280256
Patty Cuckitini
If the Panthers ever figure out how to play well multiple weeks in a row it's over for the league
Jared Goff has 25TDs passing and a 5:1 TD-int ratio but apparently that's only impressive when patti, bustin or joey lemonparty do it
Burrow is going to carve a new asshole out my SHIT defense...argh!!!
just made a hot twitch streamer girl laugh with my chat. cya virgins
I didn't watch the Pats Giants game til now cause I figured it would be shit. Did we discuss just how shit the Giants are? How shit NY football is? How are both teams ultra mega ass while LA gets good teams?
>>152280329Based. You should send her $100 she'd find that super funny
>>152280329I hope you pay her a shit ton of money before you realize she doesn't give a shit about you. Dumbass.
>>152280347Nah bro you don't get it she loves me. The stripper at the club adores me too btw
>>152280357Based. Always good to help a woman working her way through college
'ynthia in the genny
>>152279475they’re already black
>>152280357Okay bro good luck with that :)>>152280366He's going to learn the hard way at some point but hey whatever floats his boat.
>>152280317>Lost to Nine
>>152280317>GOOF
>>152280452lmao
>>152280377sex
>>152280411Up late or not enough sleep? You're taking this shit awfully seriously
>>152279035Kys
>>152280411egirls make 1000x more money than you by just existing LOL
>>152280607
>>152276430Fire Tomlin people are the reason I have to watch reddit people like Cambell go for it on 4th down every time because of >le math. Everyone wants to see flashy bs or over paid WRs just to complain that the coach is too aggressive and they pay the WR too much when it doesn't work.Tomlin is a good coach. People don't like him because he doesn't do meme plays or ANALycthis plays for the reason stated above. He also doesn't blow up his team for the next > QB of the month.Their QB draft picks have been busts which you can tell because they don't "bust" then go off and start for other teams like the giants, kangz, browns, jest etc.He also doesn't pay bonehead players like Pickens even if they are very good and generally keeps the crazies in check.The only meme thing the steelers fall for is over paying edge rushers.Steelers fans are just impatient. They just need more time :)
>>152278158We beat them in Green Bay last year and only lost at home when our game winning field goal was blocked. Prime Rodgers is gone now and his replacement is the definition of mid.
>>152278097Every team has fraud losses on their schedule except the Colts and Broncos. Patriots lost to the Raiders. Rams lost to Panthers. Packers lost to the Panthers at home and to the Browns.
>>152285752Tomlin is just a bum. He never developed a quarterback, and he has no coaching tree to speak of. People want him fired because being mired in mediocrity for a decade is worse than bottoming out so you can rebuild like the Patriots.
