who is the wisest footballer?
what were they doing in the bathroom together
>>152282539smoking i guessand they see each others dicks all the time anyway
>>152282539Pissing? Have you never pissed next to another man? Have you never pissmogged a colleague? In my office there are three urinals. I always take the middle one. The greatest mental victory is pissing at the middle urinal, someone coming in, I smile at them, they give an uncomfortable smile and silently rush into a stall. Another easy win is just taking the urinal next to someone and pissing loudly and more voluminous than them. Especially satisfying when theyre an autistic IT virgin who actually stops pissing when you do that. I sometimes even give a deep sigh and say "nothing like a good piss" whilst laughing as if we are friends and patting their weak shoulder. Stay hydrated bros
There really is nothing more embarrassing than losing to printer though. I'd rather play in small stadiums for the rest of my life.
>>152282494This guy used to play for Arsenal, now he plays for a relevant club
>>152282494What's up with poles and bathrooms
>>152282585based
>>152282494he was only tearing up because of the cigarette smoke
>>152282602They attract eachother like supermagnets
>>152282585I would've expected a post about shitting coming from that flag
men use the bathroom to smokeboys use the bathroom to crysimple as
>>152283005why would you smoke in bathrooms like a cuck hiding from his parents or something? real men smoke and cry wherever they want
>>152283020to give advice to crying young lads while blowing smoke in their face, obviously
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>>152282494he's looked so sad ever since the ligma incident
>>152284942Big brain takeI love football too
>>152284998What's suqondese?
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>>152284942David Icke was the most influential footballer of the 20th century
>>152282539looking at how far they can cum
>>152282494>who is the wisest footballer?I think dexterity and skill are more important for the success of a footballer than wisdom.
>>152285282t. florentino perez
wayne rooney
>>152282585Another pissmog is pissing faster than the guy next to you even though he was already pissing when you got there
>>152285512I was thinking about these tweets but couldn't find the pic. Thanks
>>152282585I've been pissmogged before and it's very humilliating. You will get your comeuppance one day from a disgruntled pissmoggee.
>>152282494Our boy Giroud
>>152285560I can be pissing, and someone comes in and starts pissing, and they finish and I'm still pissing. In those situations, I would say I was the winner. Are you sure you don't just have a tiny bladder?
>>152285706lmao cope. It has happened to me, and i felt like a little bitch
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