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>>152278143
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eat dick dylan
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>>152283066
Terrible post
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>>152283083
hampage got cancelled
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dylan won
randy won
tbg won
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I wish I could be a henchman
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>>152283123
Eat your vegetables and buy your jerseys and you might be one day
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Only been to one game this year
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>>152283146
I haven’t been to a single game since my team sucks. I might go to an AHL or collegepuck game though
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>>152283154
They already have an ape.
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>>152283218
DELETE THIS DELETE THIS DELETE THISDELETE THIS DELETE THIS DELETE THIS DELETE THIS DELETE THIS DELETE THIS DELETE THIS DELETE THIS DELETE THIS
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>>152283218
#NotAllAlbanians
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>>152283214
Don't let r/hockey see this
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>>152283154
How inspiring of PK Subban to come out of retirement
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>>152283121
trb*
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>>152283214
>expected goals
>considering sv% as the comparison with a one game sample size
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go knights go copey
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>green text some stupid shit
>profit?
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acl injury
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>>152283057
>>152283066
>>152283146
>>152283361
>>152283378
>>152283370
>>152283418
>>152283440
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>>152283152
If you team sucks then the ticket prices should be decent. Best time to catch a game and a wave.
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Hi /hoc/!
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>>152283461
hey handsome, you come here often?
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>>152283453
all me btw
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>>152283465
Yeah you guys are my only friends
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>>152283486
>hockey
>frens
>family
>comfy
>soul
the good stuff
*hugs the anons reading this*
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>>152283509
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
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>>152283214
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does anyone have that picture of the wizard in front of the computer
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yuropoors are so fucked lmao
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>>152283593
Mama Mia that's a spicy arena!
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>>152283593
Gary needs to use the full power of his tribe to rectify this situation before people get hurt.
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>>152283593
They built it upside down.
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>>152283695
jen
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>>152283593
Any explanation as to why? Surely the project is planned with international size rink?
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I'm going to Milan.
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>>152283666
#Latinx
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>>152283614
>before people get hurt
NOOOOO NOT MY NHL HEROES PLAYING ON AN ICE SURFACE 3-4 FEET SMALLER THAN NORMAL THAT'S FUCKING CHAOS UNBEFITTING OF MY NHL HEROES!!!
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Get in losers. Wild are going to the SCF.
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>mild
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>>152283666
>spotify
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Seguin has an ACL tear. Done for the season. I hate to say it but it’s LTIR retirement time for him. Would free up 10 million at least.
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>>152283750
*Translator's Note: In this context "SCF" means "semi-conference finals" which would mean the second round, the first time in a decade.
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>>152283724
Based
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>>152283666
I’m not a gay numale
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love veronica rodriguez porn shes my fav pornstar
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>>152283809
Shut up and get in, loser.
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>>152283666
I use YouTube music
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>>152283440
He will be back for the first game of the playoffs. Stars are the chosen team this year. Buy the jersey.
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>>152283857
BOOMER
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>>152283847
She looks like a chicken. Does she know those flametards will throw her on the bbq?
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>>152283857
the first take is dead now that they have kpop
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>>152283702
They confused one yard for one meter.
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>>152283702
German engineers estimated the construction time based on German labor and not Eyetalian
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Olympics more like oreallygay
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>>152283702
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>>152283872
huh? a chicken? huh? she looks like latina fuckmeat
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>>152283937
@grok is this true
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I have no respect for blue collar workers at this point.
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>>152283807
>cirCUMvention
cirCUMvention
>cirCUMvention
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3-2-1 points system

bring back ties

remove the shootout

fuck your stupid "muh 3v3" ending games
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>>152283959
had a crew take a tree out this morning they didn't say good morning
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>>152283750
You have to win a playoff round to get to the finals
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>>152284005
That's where Brad Treliving lives
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>>152284040
He’s a good gm
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>>152283959
nobody respects your NEET ass anon, your deference to workers, blue or white collared, does not matter.
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>>152284050
On Planet Retard.
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>>152283866
I’m a 1997 baby but thanks
>>152283880
They still have good music
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>>152284003
I propose the following:
0 - 1 loss in OT: 0.1 point
1 - 2 loss in OT: 0.2 point
2 - 3 loss in OT: 0.3 point
and so on
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I have no respect for polo collared workers
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>>152284058
Neets get more respect where I’m from then blue collar workers. Selling their bodies for physical labour no different then making a bloody onlyfans account.
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>>152283717
Based! Can I sleep on your hotel floor?
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>>152283458
Good point. I’ll look for cheap tickets in March/april
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I'm going to the Jackies-Knights game in January
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>>152284096
After he wins some more games, Hart needs to shitpost all these woketards.
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I want to go home to Italy where my family is from
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>>152284085
nobody respects neets but I respect your hustle
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>>152284143
I always thought Canadians were from India
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>>152284139
Still a raper
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>>152284143
I wish I were Italian so much
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>>152283807
- February 2015 - MCL tear in right knee - missed a month after Kulikov kneed him

- March 2016 - right Achilles tendon cut - had surgery and missed a month

- September 2016 - hairline heel fracture crashing into the boards during the World Cup prep - missed a couple of weeks - not sure which foot

- March 2020 - two right quad tears and a right knee injury - tried to let it heal by skipping legs days for months during the covid pause

- July 2020 - completely tore his acetabular labrum in his right hip - had right hip arthroscopy and labral repair in November 2020 - followed it with right knee arthroscopic surgery six weeks later - spent months in rehab

- May 2022 - broken foot game in game one of the playoffs - no surgery needed

- December 2024 - left hip surgery to repair a left side FAI (femoral acetabular impingement) and the left side hip labrum - out 4-6 months

- December 2025 - right knee ACL injury


I think he’s done. Sucks that his career ended because some fatty mcfatfuck ranger fell on his leg.
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>>152284143
arrivederci!
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>>152284155
My brother is married to an Indian woman
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>>152284200
They should’ve made the signs bigger. No reason to fear the mob.
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>>152284192
chad alert
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>>152283521
It sure is; thanks for the reminder, friend
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>>152284200
Of course it’s all women.
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>>152284192
love jeeta pussy. For me? It's Sri Lankan
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>>152283592
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i would do this if team /hoc/ were in the finals
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>>152284166
False
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>>152284234
you would try to kill Howe? uhh based?
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>>152284244
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>>152284181
Damn, he was just heating up too
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>>152283592
This one?
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>>152284234
The Leafs are still paying the price today.
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>>152283920
Jen
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>>152284244
Has jack hughes played against cole sillinger yet
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>>152284200
>>152284096
He can’t stop winning
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Where is Kadri getting traded too?
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>>152284378
He paid enough.
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>>152281784
Habs haven't won a single game since you started posting these on gamedays.
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>>152284386
People thinking Dallas will be the destination as they will go all in this season and make the cupboards bare.
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>>152284386
>laffs
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jare-bear will save the oilers
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>>152283807
>Would free up 10 million at least.
It is $3,817,293 max according to the new LTIR rule. Gary did something.
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Our Sennies finna make dem ploffs
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>>152284470
Nah they’re missing playoffs. Not even McDavid can drag them any further
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Elitecat
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Do they not have measuring tapes in Italy? Or did the project manager figure he could save a few euros (embezzle) by cutting the rink short
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>>152284498
muh metric
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>>152284498
Well I guess no yuropig country has a chance of winning outside of Sweden or Finland maybe
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>>152284498
all the additional ice was being used for gelato
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>>152284522
kek
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>>152284417
streaks are meant to be broken, sven
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heated rivalry is based on a true story in quebec many are saying
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what's so fun about it?
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>>152284562
it's more of a wild about children fact
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>>152284562
>laffs
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here's danemark's jerseys for the 'lympics
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>>152284629
wtf is the black thing? looks like tire tracks. like a shitty red wings jersey
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>>152284470
it's going to be jarry/karlsshit for skinner/nurse or bouchard
calling it now
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when will it hang from the rafters?
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>>152284562
They played two more games than the Hurricanes. Enjoy it while it lasts.
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>>152284629
I prefer the right
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>>152284562
The NHL has been rewarding a lot of mediocrity
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>>152284498
It’s hard to believe that they’re the descendants of the Roman Empire. Please host the hockey tournament in another location
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>>152284131
based :)
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>>152284772
they've also been building it for 7 (seven) years
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Look at all those shit games Gary has curated for us tonight.
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>>152284894
my debbies aren't shit
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>>152284956
if they lose tonight they will be mathematically eliminated from the playoffs
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>>152284963
:O
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>>152284772
the degree of autonomy rome had over northern italy is fairly disputed over history. even by 450ad at the collapse of the roman empire, germanic tribes had already conquered much on northern italy. by the 1400s milan had been annexed by the spanish, french, austrians, and hungarians and by the 1600s at the peace of westphalia milan wasnt considered part of "rome".
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>>152284963
On Planet Retard.
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>>152284972
Neat
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It’s up
https://youtu.be/LgN4FjhLpf8?si=yWSGaZuV5wxbWaFM
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it's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra9wRU_FWgY
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>>152285106
that guy looks like a fucking retard
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>>152285119
Takes one to know one
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>>152285183
but i'm normal I look like this
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How is this even possible?
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>>152285119
that's why he fits in so well with /hoc/
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>>152285106
I don't like that dork Sheldon but I'll be darned if my blood doesn't boil at how shameless this man is
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>>152285228
Italian work ethic
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>>152285228
May I have a job to build this arena? I'm willing to work.
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>>152285228
Procrastinators chads always win in the end over neurotic worrywarts
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>>152285275
Get on the next flight to Milan
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>>152285255
who the hell is sheldon
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>>152285228
They’ve been talking about this since the summer maybe earlier so why didn’t they do anything about it?
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>>152285275
me too. if i get a spot on the roster.
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i n s a n e
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>>152285396
avs are gay
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>>152285396
Is there a joke I'm missing?
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>>152285294
sheldon deez nuts lmfao
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>>152285424
yeah canada will never have a team this good
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>>152285430
god damn it!!!!
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only teams on this list have a chance of winning le coupe
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>>152285485
>golden knights
hell yeah bro
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>>152285485
who beat colorado? my islanders?
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>>152285485
>Not a single Cantadian team
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
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>>152285396
All that to collapse in playoffs like 2023
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>>152285485
Trevor Zegras is going to do some weird stuff with that cup
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yep they'll be out in the first round
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rip my childhood :(
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>>152285485
The Stars will get Brad Marchand, and then the Cup.
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>>152285575
noone cares go cry somewhere else
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UH OH STINKY
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It’s painful how Schaefer has to play for a rock bottom shit team like the Islanders
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>>152285583
The stars? The team that lost to the Rangers at home last night?
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>>152285611
it hurts
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>>152285611
plenty canadian teams on this list
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>>152285485
>w+l≠total
le gary point merchants
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>>152285662
losing in 3on3 ot or a shootout isn't a loss
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>>152285575
the great once
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>>152285625
Carolina is even worse
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>>152285641
cause thats the shit list
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>>152285733
you're on my shit list
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is /hoc/ doing secret santa this year?
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>>152285779
everyone except trb is invited
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>>152285625
The people's elbow was way cooler
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>>152285715
thank you gary
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>>152285485
My penguins (=
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>>152285790
you aren't invited?
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>>152285791
nah that was fruity pebble shit
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>>152285779
Yup. Check the /hoc/ #irc for details
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>"One-hundred percent not a Chicago Wolves signing,” Young says. “We understand the magnitude of this signing and everything surrounding it. The signing is out of our control, but now it’s our duty as an organization, our duty to our fans, to listen to the perspective and understand."
sad
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>E.M. testified that Foote did the splits over her face without wearing pants. “I think I can clearly remember having a penis in my face,” E.M. testified in May. “It would not have been as shocking in my mind if he had shorts or pants on.”
kek
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>>152285820
>n-nou
classic trb kwarb
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>>152285872
>M*rgaret Fl*ming
thanks hag
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>>152285885
How big was his penis?
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>>152284386
minesota (thats a muslim joke)
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/hoc/tv double-header tonight
cutefield and the habs host the jests
and then
twinky celebrini and the shorks clash with zaddy ovi and the craps
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>>152284772
the roman empire was a tax farm for 100 families and a protection racket so yes its absolutely believable
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>>152286047
this is just like how the nhl is a tax farm for gary
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>>152284972
Milan was a military capital of the empire in the mid 250s so yes they did control it northern italy for quite some time.
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>>152286047
they're making a desert and calling it "peace."
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>>152285164
the only non somalis in the state are in that picture
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>>152285473
the avs are spiritually Quebecois tho
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>>152286102
Really? Where are they located currently?
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>>152285575
>posts gretzky
>its not paulina
very sad what has happened to this country
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do /hoc/sters think about rome everyday?
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>>152286113
im gonna locate my foot up your derrière
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>>152285715
its a sign of poor character
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>>152285915
one foote
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>>152285885
>women
>thinks she can remember something
>it was a lie
I still lol about how the judge called her a liar and said nothing she said was believable.
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when was the last time you guys actually cooked yourself a meal
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>>152286085
based famous quote employer. For me? Its when they lost some war and the barbarian guy put his sword on the scale and when the romans complained he went "TO THE VICTOR THE SPOILS"
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>>152286118
sometimes I think about the Golden Horde
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So the nhl didn’t know about the Olympic rink size but Pete deboer did?
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>>152286144
source?
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>>152286149
i made fried eggs and toast this morning :)
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>>152286149
I cook almost every day because my wife is a terrible cook and I am a good one. Save money, eat well. Learn to cook anon it's easy. Butter is the secret.
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>>152286149
on the weekend i meal prep'd
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>>152286201
>Butter is the secret.
exactly what my irish catholic nan taught me
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>>152286201
what about our good friends salt and pepper
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>>152285473
MacKinnon and Makar are leafs
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>>152286149
Last night I meal prepped
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>>152286253
and both will play for team canada (again)
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If Dale Tallon takes over Vancouver, I'd say there's an 80% chance that all of the following happen:
- Quinn Hughes is traded by the TDL
- Elias Pettersson traded 1:1 for Owen Power
- Filip Chytil and Nils Hoglander are traded as salary dumps
- Erik Gudbranson is a Canuck no later than July 1, 2026
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>>152286245
well yeah but I assume even /hoc knows they need to add salt and pepper.
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jesus christ, what did Rutherford/Allvin do to their roster flexibility?
Pettersson, Boeser, DeBrusk, Garland, Hronek, M. Pettersson, Demko, and Lankinen all have multiple more years with NMCs.
Even fucking Drew O'Connor and Teddy Blueger have significant trade protection.
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>>152286337
For context, Vancouver has 12 guys with NMCs and NTCs. Florida only has 10.
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We don't take the Lord's name in vain here
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Wagiebros we're halfway over the hump
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>>152286337
didnt horvat have an nmc on his vancouver contract?
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>>152286149
last night when I made a dr oetker flatbread
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kek!
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Seguin should just retire
He already won the cup and he won't get another one
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>>152286453
They're just that fucking bad.. where are all the loyal retarded flames fans today anyway?
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>>152286491
Cope they're heating up
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>>152286491
dangling from a ceiling, i hope
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>>152286500
imagine the smell of warm shit.. eewww
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friendly reminder: if your team isn't in the playoffs, you can't post on /hoc/ after april 16
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>>152286500
hoob has supposedly been heating up since he was traded yet he's still ice cold. i don't believe fumes fags have working thermometers
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>>152286195
Nice, I made some eggs bacon and toast today. I'm a bit of a lazy piece of shit when I'm not at work, and I'm trying to change that. It felt nice to make something.
>>152286201
Hell yeah. I don't really know how to cook, but I'm working on changing that by challenging myself to learn and make at least one new recipe a week.
>>152286273
>>152286208
What did you guys make? I know a lot of people do shit like chicken and broccoli.
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>>152286560
this isn't /ck/ shut the hell up
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Assv are kinda a wagon this year. They should have the President's Trophy locked up, and Dallas is the only team that they shouldn't be overwhelming favorites against in a Best of 7.
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>>152286697
no milly
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>>152286458
he's on a big money contract why would he retire?
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>>152286491
FLAMES MENTIONED
as for where I am? On /gif watching asian girls eat ass
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The extremely spoiled Kitties fan in me is annoyed that Zito didn't somehow make our 2026 pick Top 5 protected during the Jones trade. (Ofc that likely would have made the Marchand trade impossible).

No way our pick is worse than 8th OA this year.
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>>152286719
no milly has made dylan delulu
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>>152286560
i find people make it a hard thing in their minds and then it becomes hard. No one is expecting Michelin Star chef stuff from you anon, so relax. The fun of cooking is learning, don't take it so seriously. It's not baking, that shit is hard. It's cooking. Salt, pepper, butter, and then add whatever spices taste good to you. You'll get better the more you do it, and with the internet today you can learn some 'secrets' like "how long to cook per pound". Have fun, I believe in you!

>>152286697
shut the fuck up dork you probably know how to spell the third defenceman on your favourite shitty teams name. Hoc is for frens. If gary made the league more interesting we'd talk more hockey. Take it up with league office.
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>>152286458
Seguin isn't cooked, he's just a second liner getting paid first line money. He's just gotten a bad rep bc for the entire first half of that contract he was a second line winger making 1C money.
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>>152286822
You shouldnt give a shit about the future right now
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>>152284498
GABAGOOL
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>>152286899
why? we're not making the playoffs. it's a dead season. we're the 2019-20 Golden State Warriors.
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>>152286453
cooleybros...
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>>152285625
People actually want to watch them, unlike him being put on the Sabres or Perds LMAO
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>>152286975
Teams in their cup windows generally dont give a shit about there 1st round futures, so neither should you. Especially teams that have been to 3 cup finals in a row and won 2 of then, and also have their core locked in for the next 6 +years. Florida is going to have to rely on finding picks in later rounds to stay in contention until the core ages out and they have to start a full fledged rebuild. That is the cycle of championship teams in hockey.
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is hoc a dog or cat general?
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>>152286975
If you start to recover, you’re easily the favorites
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>>152287078
i like them both. i can only own cats because i'm too lazy to give a dog the care and activities he needs!
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>>152287078
i'm a both chad
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Why would a team play with 11 skaters and 7 dmen?
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>>152287191
The coach is retarded
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>>152287191
the team is run by retards
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any good games for bud1236
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>>152286546
Give him time he’s learning a new system
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>>152287298
hide and seek
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former 1OA pick Taylor Hall is a 4th line scrub now.
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>>152287425
Remember when he won the Hart?
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>>152287191
Shit team
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A post for the rangers
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i don't respect any player that wears 98 because they clearly have the ego to want 99 but can't use it so they pick the closest number
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>>152287450
>>152287451
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>>152287449
What a shit season that was
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>hearing the Vancouver Canucks want NHL ready players in return for Quinn Hughes
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>>152287458
i'd wear number 69 hahahahahaha
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>>152287451
Interesting post, Mikkel
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>>152287478
Huberdeau weegar and golden knights first for Hughes who says no?
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imagine a line with guys wearing #04, #17 and #22
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>>152287555
imagine a line with guys wearing #14 and #88
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Imagine if a player has the number 67 lol
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>>152287645
imagine if canadians learned how to make good posts
lol
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>>152287645
Retard Rakell does
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Injury update: We have placed forward Tyson Foerster on the injured reserve (upper-body).
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go knights go copey
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>>152287670
Who are those handsome men?
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>>152287645
i dont get it
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>>152287724
It’s the viral meme 6 7
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askarov is still a good start tonight again the caps, right?
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>>152287546
not enough for the flames tbqh
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>>152287771
Only a canadian could make that joke that fucking lame. Good job look at what not winning the Stanley Cup™ has done to you people
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>>152287771
...and?
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>>152287702
sure sure thats a real name sure
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The only time it is acceptable to play 11-7 is if you are decimated by injuries and in a cap crunch and have no other choice. Otherwise you are just telling the other team that you need to run your offence through the defence, but the guy doing it isnt good enough to play actual defence and the guys playing defence arent good enough to run offence. So what ends up happening is the opponent targets and shuts down the extra D man, negating the whole purpose of having the guy in the lineup, and then the defence pairs and forward lines are being jumbled the whole game because of the missing forward and extra defenceman. It's retarded strategy employed by retarded coaches of retarded teams.
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>>152283057
GOD BLESS CARTER HART AND THOSE BOYS!
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>>152287808
>>152287814
lol the joke went over your head
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>>152287645
max patioready wore it with the habs
shoulda wore it with the >laffs
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oh, boyyy
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>>152287830
Well the Cup sure as hell didn't
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>>152287645
lmao kek I get it
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>>152287862
lol
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how can the sharks keep misa on LTIR but send him down to play in the minors? what's gary's rules on this?
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>>152287862
i hope they don't go so we don't experience the heartbreak of 4 naysh again
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imagine if a player had the number 1812
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>>152287830
No. It was just stupid. I want my penny back.
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>>152287873
Based

>>152287869
>>152287898
Triggered boomer
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>>152287883
He'd be an Englishman, as those are the only ones who have that in their pocket as a "HA HA!" towards Americans...even though they are our bitch now.
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boring games tonight. habs-jets might be worth watching
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>the olympic rink is 4 feet short
four fucking feet kek? this is insane
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>canacucks mind-melting because everyone with a brain thought his joke was dumb and gay and retarded.
kwab
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>>152287922
>eurofags mixed up the dimensions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>152287905
Yup I get triggered all the time by how many times my country has won the Stanley Cup.
You got me this time.
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>>152287645
Zboril wore it
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>>152287922
how the fuck do they mess up this bad. it's also supposed to be 98ft wide, not NHL width. Why were they even trying to build an NHL size arena in Italy?
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It's got ice and boards don't it ya fuckin primadonnas I'll put those 4 feet up your ass
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>Jared Davidson will draw in tonight for Florian Xhekaj.
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>>152288060
this, if these "pro" athletes can't adjust, then they don't belong.
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>>152287852
he did retard
but you knew that
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>>152288117
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>>152287862
I hate this world
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>Jets and Habs today
Who the fuck wants to watch 2 canadian teams be shit?
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>>152288150
canadians
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fuck the jewlympics, all hail Garys 4 nations.
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really looking forward to the habs/jets game! should be a good one.
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>>152283154
that's my MVP
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news flash: the 4 nations victory was meaningless. noone cares about it.
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>>152283214
good for him. wish him the best
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news flash: the bud 1 victory was meaningful. everyone cares about it.
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>>152288239
you think about bud alot don't you?
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>>152288196
whatever happened to the good ol' "Death to America"?
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>>152288256
Your people decided to finally tone it down
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>>152288252
yes and his decisive win
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>>152287862
surely they have some shitty public rink in Turin or Milan. would be kino to see games played in there
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>>152288272
oh? well then Death to America with some umph behind it
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>>152288302
thoughts on your loss to bud?
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>>152288310
whomst?
I'm a heemer I just come here when the Leafs win.
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>>152288340
>He's a Steve Dangle fan
LOL you can't make this shit up
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spotify told me my listening age is 67
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>>152288355
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>>152288349
lol that guys Chinese wife is ugly
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>>152288340
t. size 40 pants
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>>152288376
Just like the Maple Leafs this season
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>>152288380
t. 32
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>>152288392
t. size 41 pants (size is increasing with bubbleage)
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so what do you 2 fellas think about Carter harts debut? also where do you think the other guys will land?
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>>152288413
I really don't fucking care
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>>152288420
This
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>>152288420
>>152288424
fone we'll talk about your boyfriend try and buddy1 or something like that
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>>152288413
go knights go copey go cartie
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>>152288413
I hope he does really good or really bad
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What is he thinking right now?
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These are some lowkey good games tonight, wtf went wrong?
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>carter hart
better to be accused of rape, than of being raped. take trb for instance
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>>152288464
no there isnt
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>>152288433
I made a big post about running 11-7 and didnt get a single response, I'm done giving a shit for the night.
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>>152288340
>I just come here when the Leafs win.
so not very often
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>>152288464
true, the rise of Buffalo will be great to watch
>>152288487
oh? all right I wasn't here earlier. I would've (you)d it fer sure.
>>152288495
true, this season has been up and down, hopefully that helps them. I love Joey Woll so they can do no wrong.
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>>152288487
Your post was gay.
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>>152288507
https://youtu.be/yshNnrMsofU
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bud won
trb lost
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reminder you still have a few weeks to catch up on shoresy before the new season starts
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>>152288561
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dreger is an idiot
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tossed some extra cheese on my frozen pidser and tossed it back in for another 5 go flames
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>>152288624
set it on broil so the cheese gets a nice crisp to it
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>>152288561
they said the hockey thing and i clapped and slapped my knees in joy
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>>152287880
There are time thresholds to deal with. This is a GM play to get him more experience in the AHL/world juniors while buying time to get rid of a contract or two since they are at the cap. They've been doing this with Misa all season, playing him just enough that he doesn't trigger the contract for the year and then mysteriously having him be officially injured.
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>>152288624
now this is based
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>>152284764
yeah, they gave mediocrity two entire divisions
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>>152285514
broons
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>>152288665
feels based
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good evening infidels
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I'm having chicken for dinner again tonight
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>>152288705
mahalo fuckslut
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's up!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0uBR3MrcgQ
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winner winner bud1 dinner
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>>152288729
you're gonna start cluckin'!
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It's over for les hasbs tonight. Over and done with. How do you say "beaten like a rented mule" in french?
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Crazy the standings look like they do this far into the season.
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>>152288787
I thought kitties would be wrecking everyone
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>>152288460
>is my child sleeping enough?
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>>152288624
yum
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>>152288787
Why?
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>>152288817
Well that just proves how much hockey you've been watching
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>>152288844
Just seems like it pretty close. Especially compared to the west.
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>>152288863
east sucks, always has
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>>152287828
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>>152288911
>Brian's Pads
fuckin kino
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>>152288911
soooo wheres the goal then?
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>>152288925
disclaimer: sexually graphic
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7Y8YU9vpyuI
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>>152288950
>he doesn't know how to post a youtube embedded
holy fuck how stupid are canadians?
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>>152288970
can you embed shorts? didn't think so
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>>152288950
disclaimers were right, filthy
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I got something you can embed right here
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>>152288851
they were the preseason favorites by far
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>>152288913
JEN
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>>152288950
could've blocked it with his stick instead of flailing it around like a retard
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>>152288988
Why?
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>>152288978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Y8YU9vpyuI
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>>152289011
This guy is somehow 1,000,000 times smarter than your average canadian /hoc/ poster
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>>152289011
you gottem
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>>152289011
<iframe width="619" height="1101" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/CEsXjgWj5f8" title="Get out of my crease #leafsforever #nhl #hockey" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share" referrerpolicy="strict-origin-when-cross-origin" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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>>152289008
god I'd kill to live in a town like that
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>>152289025
....wtf
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>>152289011
thanks
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i think i figured it out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEsXjgWj5f8
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>>152289025
>>152289032
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>>152289038
there you go
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>>152289038
et le buuut
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>>152289038
You're such a fucking retard. Lmao.
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a little echl action before the habs game
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhkqEWrB6_o
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This is the Stanley Cup Finals I want
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>>152289011
all this does is direct me to youtube
where is the embed?
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>>152289063
Go Nailers!
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>>152289071
it's going to be stars/canes
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>>152288787
>not a single team below .500 p%
>>
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Last night I slept in sweatpants and a t shirt instead of just boxers
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>>152289094
and then there's the >mild
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omg the games are so bad 2nite
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>>152289094
Yes yes we know American teams are superior. Thank you again
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>>152289094
reddit ass meme
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>>152289119
gary knows that its a big test season
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>>152289117
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>>152289158
much more accurate
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>plan to watch the womens game
>they cant drop the puck on time either
Fuck it then
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>>152289082
I wouldn't hate that either
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>>152289094
>beating up the fumes is an accomplishment
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>>152289175
Gary people time
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>>152289117
They won against the Avs recently doe
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>>152289094
>five-way tie for eighth place in regulation wins
>below a seven-way tie for seventh place
the definition of garypoint merchants
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based
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>>152289175
I'm honestly amazed they've lasted this long. I thought they'd have closed up shop after 3 years
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>>152289158
JEN
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shall be indulging in some salt and vinegar chips during the game
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>>152289274
For me, it's barbecue
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Dallas turning the puck over in front of their netminder.
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who are the avs of the east?
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>This year’s class includes icons from women’s and men’s hockey, historic leaders, generational talents, and two new members of the prestigious Triple Gold Club, bringing the total number of Hall of Fame honorees to 258 since 1997.

>Players include Swiss goalie Florence Schelling, Austrian forward Thomas Vanek, Canadian captain Cassie Campbell-Pascall, recently-retired Swiss forward Andres Ambuhl, and two members of the IIHF’s Triple Gold Club—Canadian Patrice Bergeron and Swede Niklas Kronwall. The Builder is Ralph Krueger, who was so critical to the Swiss national team’s success in the late 1990s and early 2000s.
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>>152289301
nobody is really blowing away the competition in the east. maybe the boltZ
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are you optimistic?
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>>152289323
Boltz haven't been relevant since they traded away Stamkos
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who are the opposite of the avs?
lames kwab
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>>152289339
they're doing well this season, easily the best team in their division
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>>152289024
lmao gay
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my spotify wrapped age was 57
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>>152289374
so the age of the average /hoc/ poster. what were your top artists?
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>>152289352
oilers
>great pp
>caved at 5v5
>wins every ot
>lowest % of points from regulation wins in the league
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>>152289407
I only listen to one song on repeat
https://youtu.be/u5LWY245xCA
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>>152288355
>>152289374
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>>152289327
>winning in ot after choking the lead is the standard
>rags
>>
Gary
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>>152289589
good post
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I'm really liking this new Christmas Sportchek Kevin Bieksa commercial. Not as much as Marchand's teddy but still, nice
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>>152288355
>>152289374
38 here
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mon habitants...
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>thought dad was yelling at the habs game
>he's yelling and swearing at something that happened on wheel of fortune
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>>152289662
Well at some point you should give up a certain sport when all of your teams are fucking trash. Good for him.
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the sabres are roaring back
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>>152289674
He was actually yelling because the puck hasnt dropped yet,
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>puck drop scheduled at 19:30
>18 minutes later and the puck still hasn't dropped
Fucking Frogs.
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>>152289644
...le suck.
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>>152289693
Yeah what the fuck
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DROP THE PUCK GARY HOLY SHIT
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>et le suc
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Dad's not yelling at the Habs tonight because he's high
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Has the puck not dropped yet in Montreal?
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>>152289693
pre-game ceremony for markov
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>>152289714
russian dick fluffing ceremony
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>>152289714
>one shitty canadian team against another really shitty canadian team
you care?
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>>152289714
No they were too busy fellating a guy that they fucked over by cutting him off at the 990 GP mark
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>>152283807
>>152284474
KWAB
about time these dumb contracts have real consequences
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you WILL be patient and respectful towards markov
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>>152289729
I love my habbies like you couldn’t possibly understand
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This Devils and Stars game has been pretty fun to watch.
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We should really make a rule on /hoc/ that your country has to have 1 single team within the top 5 OF ANY DIVISION for you to be able to post on this board
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>>152289756
this is a habs/jets gamethread
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>never forget
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>>152289756
>zero goals
yawn
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>>152289760
Shut the fuck up retard
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>>152289765
Is that all you really have? Is just the fucking picture? Are you like poor or something you can't afford the Webm?
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>>152289770
1 score games are high kino zoomer
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>>152289760
so only canada and usa post
what changes? or are you just """"""""""""""pretending""""""""""" to be retarded
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xhekaj taking runs at their soft euros
very based
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>>152289760
for your own sake you shouldn't have picked hockey as your favourite sport
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>>152289782
ok, but this is a zero score game retard
now apologize
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>>152289784
You missed the point didn't you?
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>>152289777
where are the fans, gary?
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>>152289798
check the standings again dumbass
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>>152289798
based pic
reminds me of 1812
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>>152289809
Okay.. Central we have Avs Stars Wild Blackhawks
Pacific we have Ducks Golden Knights, Kings and SHARKS
So whats your point?
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new
>>152289825
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nigga u old as hell
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Philly just scored 3 in under 2 minutes. Buffalo is trying to start a fight now
>>
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>152289828
>any division
>lists 2 of 4 divisions to cope
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>>152289763
I not interested in watching that game. Sorry.
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>>152288887
Just like my islanders



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