IT'S NOT LOOKING GOOD BRUVPreviously>>152081536
>he didn't captain haaland
Marco Bizot
Salah is out again
>>152284968Its SalOVER
>>152284774MerinoGODS........
Mateta
>>152274105>saka benched
>>152285225oh and>georginio rutter concussion protocoledit's so over for me that i may as well just die
>>152285212He just needs time
Why are Palace so shit now
I'm gonna say it..Mateta's a fraud, lads
>>152285521because they play every 3 days and glasner is not rotating them at all. mateta has looked exhausted since minute 10.
munozchads feasting however
Timber ON
It's genuinely mad that Slot starts Gakpo for 90 minutes every week and leaves Salah on the bench. You simply can't trust assets playing under a manager like that.
>>152285252>chalobah concedes
Fuckin' Chelsea
is it time for watkins?
Spazchez
>>152285795Arsenal next, but then West Ham, Utd, Chelsea, Arsenal
5 AFCON transfers.. Gonna use them all by the looks of it
>>152285844ah, no then, thanks
>Forgot about midweek>Chelsea players still on the benchChelsea players still on the bench
>>152285810This Spaz has got to go
come on burnley score a goal i dare you, if it's going to be ogre might as well be total ogre why would i need henderson cs
>the aids-ridden shanty town of lelshit
This league is just so unpredictable.
Yep, disaster
SAKA KINGS..........
Not checking LiveFPL until after the yanited game. Complete disaster.
>>152285225SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA
>>152286586Starters the usual shitBench magnificent
>chelshit
>>1522859285 AFCONS can't come soon enough to sort out this dogshit
Inside me there was, an eternal, WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK.
52 points with mbeumo and casemiro left to playi'm never not captaining the ogre ever again
Despite having 2 Chelsea shitters and Verbruggen it's not been a terrible weekDe Ligt clanger and Bruno not in the squad can ruin it tomorrow
>>152286849nevermind my captain scored
>>152286797dcl /essential/
>>152287228That donkey scoring back to back against City and Chelsea. Watkins finally scoring. Anderson under 10 DEFCONs for the first time in the entire season. This midweek has it all.
HE DID IT
WIRTZ
>>152287355>Anderson under 10 DEFCONs for the first time in the entire season.That's because I now have him, lads
>>152287385>>152287397Own goal kek
Guehi is so based
Unbelievably shit. That's how I'd call this week
Made the mistake of opening LiveFPL. 29 point red with Bruno (C), Mbeumo and Cunha to go.
>74 (eight point green arrow) with Bruno(c) and mbumbo to play
van de ven, eze and cucurella cucked me this gameweek
>69 points without captaining Haaland>2 players including my captain left BOW TO ME
It's a slow process but I should have my team sorted out and working well by May.
>>152289390Alri Arne lad
>>152289717kek
>>152288216>>152288850Hello
>>152285795he's the King of Streaks so normally yes but he's apparently been carrying an injury for a while so I dunno if it's worth it
>>152288850>>15228821673 pts this week with Bruno on the bench
Brunobros what the FUCK did they mean by this?
>>152298201It means he'll likely get 2 points
>>152298201
come on bryan
I rolled the dice and brought in Palmer for SemenstainsThe bank is now empty but I feel optimistic
Mr Fernandes, they told me you were dead...
>>152294839
>Free hit played>Took out Haaland (2 g 1 A) and Watkins (2 G) >captained Salah>sold Foden two weeks ago (4 G since then)unless fernandes gets a hattrick im never playing this shit game again. I dont even know why im playing anymore, i havent watched a single game all year
>>152299117yeah i've got an 8 transfers plan including palmer in for semen too, used my 5 saveds this week can't do palmer till after bournemouth i'm just going on vibes now i fucked up by forgetting several weeks in a row
>>152299723I don't watch games either but I still know that Haaland is good and Salah is done
Fernandes goal is coming
>>152300569I almost screamed when he hit the post in the first half.
chademiro assist
>>152300569>>152300603oh no no no no no
Ref blew the whistle immediately after West Ham wasted a full minute
it's another "all midfielders and forwards bar Haaland blanking" episode for my team
>>152301330fergie's gone lad let it go
Why bother with these Utd cunts anymore
>79 points without captaining Haaland Im here all week
>>152301469You sabotaged yourself in the first place lad
>>152301500I was becoming too powerful. Have to give everyone else a chance.
Got 74 but could have got 90 if I had Romero on instead of Chalobah.
77 points
Horrible week, yet again
>>152298914fucking moortuguese fraud piece of SHIT
Mbeumo's gone after Wolves anyway, but Bruno likely 7 more weeks of this fraud
could have gone a lot worse all things considered. am finally making my transfersnext GW will use 3 of the afcon trannies to swap semenyo, chalobah and udogie for palmer, cash neco williams
>86 this gwNot bad. But in saying that mbeumo needs to go, im very close to starving to death. Who should I replace him with, foden?
>>152310922>Who should I replace him with, foden?He'sin but as everyone has kneejerked him in, a blank against Sunderland coming up
State of this
>>152313279BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES
My early team for GW15
>>152314037>benching TOT (A) attacker
The state of Man UtdAmorim saying he's planning for a tough game against Wolves. A side that hasn't won in 14 games and only drawn twice
>>152314071If he would say "we will obviously demolish that shit team" it would bring unnecessary pressure on his players, and should they do bad, would bring both his reputation and the morale even lower. So what would you say in his state? Do you have a working brain not to have these thoughts obvious?
>>152314071okay so which wolves player do we bring in
>>152316961kevin doyle
>>152316110This shows how shit Man Utd have become when Amorim is clearly worrying that Wolves are gonna beat them
The inevitable captain this week?
Woah, thank you I'll keep that in mind
Autism
For me, it's Thiago(c).
SAVE ME MUNOZ
>>152325064this button update is fucking shit. what were they thinking
>>152328517saar coding site very difficult saar please redeem double chip
>villa are thirdWhen the fuck did this happen.
What's my move? Senesi has been shite. Thinking about replacing Ndiaye and maybe Enzo to Neto.
This will be the smartest move in the history of FPL. I might have to masturbate over the thought of me being so incredibly smart who outsmarts every brainless template zombie out there.
MerinoGODs I'm feeling good about today.
Last chance dance for MbeumoI await the Foden punishment again
ffs i forgot to bench timber for andersen
I was planning on a free hit for next GW, just hope it doesn't wipe the 5 transfers
Maybe i should not have benched my Villa players against the terrorists
why of course i transferred cash out, what gave it away
Ah yes, the bench player scoring in a difficult fixture
>tfw missed the deadlineThats upsetting, hopefully mbeumo does something and foden does fuck all. I love having multiple clean sheets wiped straight off the bat, I didnt even want a clean sheet anyway
The only reason to have Arsenal defence is the possible clean sheet points. Bottled already
>>152335009I'm thinking of doing the same. https://www.premierleague.com/en/news/4362085I reckon they would warn about losing the afcon transfers if it worked like that?
Is it just better to always start your home defenders over away no matter who it is or who they're playing?
>>152335932Could end up the same as the city game. Meme villa defender scores the only goal
>>152336030it's better to just have Arsenal and CP defenders and leave it at that
>>152335953If you confirm a transfer and then Free Hit. You've still used the transfer but don't keep the playerI just hope this doesn't wipe the transfers
>>152336030>last week: 4 clean sheets, 3 of them away>week before: 3 CS's, 2 away>week before that: 5 CS's, 4 away
Eze & Merino offFuck sake, Arteta is a knob
>>152334744Just die in my sleep already.
The start of the end of WoltememeHe'll now get rotated with Wissa
>>152336449>defrauded YET AGAIN by a bundesshitterREEEEEEE
>>152335009>>152336101You keep the FTs.
>>152329061Good ebenin mate
Fuck sake is arsenal bottling it already?
I transfered in Eze last week, then changed my plans and used the Free HitIt used the transfer and I didn't keep Eze. He went along with the Free Hit players
>>152337814that's how it works
Of course, Semenyo now scores again
SEMEN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>152338434>>152338439>
Howevar
>>152338546I start him every game. 7 weeks of mostly shit. Bench him for Chelsea, 4 min goal, lads
>>152337814You lost it, or you didn't gain a new one?
>>152338824I got Eze inI then Free Hit a few days later on a whimThe transfer was used and didn't rolloverEze went with the Free Hit playersBasically a wasted transferIf you're making a Free Hit, use the chip before you make any transfer. After it's used, you can change any player while it's active
>>152338932No, you got it wrongFree Hit itself "eats" a transfer you would get for the week. Basically you don't get a free transfer when you Free Hit
>>152338932>The transfer was used and didn't rolloverThat's how FH works, its's not supposed to rollover, if you had 1 FT you'll still have 1 after the FH.When you use the FH you're effectively burning a transfer. If you choose not to play your FH at all you'll get one more transfer than everyone else.
>>152338932No, you just didn't get a new transfer the week you played FH. If you made 10 transfers and then played FT you wouldn't end up with -40 points
They call him Bruno Gee
what does he do
>>152339235DEFCONs for some reason. Already on 8.
>went for barnesinho instead
The answer for this week was city defenders. Anyone got that?
>>152339267im convinced the towers invented defcons to rig the game
>>152339297Yes. I've had O'Reilly for like 6 weeks now.
>>152339331Wrong one, sorry. Better luck next time ;)
Saler supposed benched again geg
>>152339363supposedly*
XAVI IN
>>152339456I will never bring in that bitch
>>152339363well rested for afcon :)
Gordon is another fpl troll
>>152339541Yeah. I had him for a few weeks cuz all his stats said he should be scoring for fun and he just never did. Take him out and suddenly the pens start appearing.
>>152339235DEFCON monster, 10 already
Still not a single return.Rope is looking like the only way out
>>152339619you dont have fodelingz or saklingz?
>Senesi dips at 60 minutes with CS and defcon
>>152339742I will not have twinks on my team
I benched Cherki for Szoboszlai.
Another Haaland ghost
>tfw too scared to go for foden cause i thought he'd get benched before madridyou win this time baldie...
If I had the job security of Cody Gakpo I'd be doing some heinous shit during working hours I must say lads.
>>152340192I was debating between giving him the armband or leaving it on Haaland. I left it on Haaland :(
I accidentally started Thiago over Rice because I did my team picking at 4am last night. Fuck.
>he still doesnt have fodelingz
Got Semenyo in my starting XI and Cherki on the bench. Need this AFRICAN out of my club NOW.
Gakpos been one of their better players, only retards (including scousers) don't get it
Another week of relying on 3 yanited mids it is then.
>>152340325Had him earlier this season when he did fuck-all. I'm not going to go for him anymore now that he's trendy. Had semenyo last season too for a long period so never got him this season
>>152340495How's their xG?
Benching Senesi screwed me again. Thought Chelsea would have scored
starting to lose faith in salad
JACOB RAMSEY U FUCKING PRICK WHY CONCEDE A PEN IN THE LAST MIN
>>152340692kekBurnchads win
>>152340663Now and not 13 game weeks ago?
>>152340663Swamp him for Wirtzling
>>152332067Sometimes my geniousness frightens me. Sometimes it excites me. How was your haaland captaincy, sheep?
I'm scared to not captain Haaland because when he hauls after blanking for 3 weeks in a row, I'll get raped
Palace have City nextMy first thought would be bench Munoz & possibly MatetaBut that screws me normally, so I'll play them
>tfw in both classical and head to head leaguesI need both Gakpo and Bruno Fernandes to ball out or I'm cooked, chat.
Surely Free Hit punt time, ladsArsenal > WolvesVilla > West HamBrentford > LeedsNewcastle > Sunderland
>>152341094Meme fixtures
>>152341250I'm in the shit anyway
is there no end to the suffering
>>152340663I quit watching EPL around covid because that period killed all the fun for me.Got back into it this season. Saw how old Sallah is and immediatelly skipped buying him despite all the "experts" having him on their teams and even captaining him.
>>152341692Yeah United were shit back then
'twas a good couple of weeks. Back in the millions I go
>>152341995back down your arsenal go
>>152341692>hey guys i haven't watched football in 6 years, here's my expert opinion
>>152342190It was just a hunch based on his age and it turned out to be right. Never said I'm an expert. And especially after years of not following footy outside of highlights.
>>152342067I'm a Juve fan actually, the bg gooner is a different guy
It's gonna be a Rodon clean sheet, ain't it?Benched - Sensei 8 points / Rodon 6+points
>>152342588Thank fuck for that
Konaté making it really hard not to say a racial slur right now.
nog
What's wrong with this fucking teamWhy did I get Van Dyke
For fucks sake, I have Stach on the bench
>>152343391I have Szoboszlai & Senesi benched
Gearing for a sub 40 point week, again
>>152343391I have Dews Haul on the bench
i have chalobah on my bench
if fulham-palace is anything other than a 0-0 tomorrow my season is over
SAVE ME MUNOZ, MATETA AND MBUMBO
I have Ekitike and Szoboszlai lol I'm 500 IQ. Konate is the single biggest retard in football history btw. He makes Darwin look like Darwin.
>>152344198> single biggest retard in football historyProbably some Paraguayan farmer from 1924
>>152344300Konate's dumber than him.
>>152344324I doubt it, just someone that downed tools after getting interest from Madrid
>>152344435Konate's play isn't "downed tools". Trent against United was downed tools. Konate is genuinely just as thick as fucking pig shit. Closes his eyes when he heads the ball.. Turns his back when he tries to block. He's just absolutely functionally braindead.
>>152344501if he was braindead he wouldn't be alive mate
>>152344536You cannot prove to me that Konate is alive and not merely a corpse being puppeted by those spider-line things they have the cameras on above the pitch.
Stacking the team and choosing poorly
>>152344435>[David Ornstein] Real Madrid inform Liverpool they have no intention of signing Ibrahima Konate
>>152344582it's on you to prove that's a thing, "la"
>>152345143I cannot imagine being as autistic as you mate lol. Have you considered suicide lately? If not, you should. Nobody would miss you.
>>152345225>No argumentI accept your concession
>>152345278Your family wishes you'd died at birth.
>>152345309I accepted your concession already
>>152345359I'm just telling you what they told me. They just wish you'd died, that's all.
I captained the yeti again by the way that's why he blanked.
I accepted his concession that's why he blanked
>>152345426Captain him again in 16 as I'm going against him. Cheers.
I'm probably just gonna Free Hit and stack it for the meme games and Captain Watkins against West HamI'll either get lovely punt points or the usual fraud 2 pointers
>Arne Slot says Ibrahima Konate has been "a bit too much at the crime scene" this season.Bit racist, mate.
>>152346133Bit worried fraudkins might be dropped for malen.
>>152346853kek, he's going to lose that expensively assembled squad of complete frauds
salerbros it's finally over
The signs were there but some didn't want to see it
For guys that have 2-3 Palace defenders, are you fielding them all against Man. City or what? I have Munoz and Lacroix and I'm thinking of leaving at least one in.
>>152370449I have Munoz & MatetaIt won't be a clean sheet but at least Munoz just might score or assist. Fuck knows with Mateta.
>>152370449I will bench one or both (Guehi and Lacroix)
I'm waiting until after Brighton face Liverpool & Arsenal, but Wieffer is one to watch.He's in the vain of Anderson at ForestCheap and benchable
>munoz not in squadguiu (0) off the bench it is then
hello why isn't minty scoring
No Munoz, it just gets worse
Minteh had 7 assist so why does he feel like a fucking shit pick? Seems like he never does anything
No Munoz, thankfullySenesi 8 points sat on the bench
Hello Lacroixchads
>>152373754That's because i bought him, sorry la
Who are we selling Minty for
Nuno Magic
You lads would be amazed at how badly i am doing this yeah. King midas in reverse. Everything i touches turns to shit
Munoz not in the squad because he's been arrest lmao, unlucky lads
>>152374637*arrested
>>152374637>>152374654https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c78vmek3x3po
>>152374637>>152374697Laughing gas enjoyer Bissouma is also 29.
>>152309917m8s...this can't be real...aaahh.........aaaaaaahhhhh m8s..................aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh............ m8s............aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh...............
Mateta is finished
i'm quitting this.................
At this rate, Mateta needs to go until at least gw24
>>152374637Laughs in Senesi off the bench
FUCKS FUCKING SAKE FUCK
my only return this week is a petrovic clean sheet
I can't believe that I'm actually considering Watkins or Gyokeres again for MatetaThe state of this game
>>152376011My only return this week was going to be a Thiaw clean sheet that I lost to a 90'+ penalty from 10-men Burnley.
I have Sessegnon and Munoz on my team. First sub is Digne that didnt even play for Villa. Its so over for me...
>another GW relying on... manchester unitedit's all so tiresome
>>152367009>says something months ago>LOOK IT FINALLY HAPPENED Humans will cease to exist one day. I'm smart
FUCKING YES
>>152373834Same, thank you based god.
painalways pain
Imagine not having Guehi. Saves my ass every week.>>15237789345 days is not "months". And there's a clear connection.
If we all had bench boost every week I would storm this league
7 games since his hattrick and 2 goals, 24 pointsI've had it with this guyCity next also
gay game
Save me mbumbo.
It's lucky Munoz is now flagged with an injury. Too bad he did it while beating someone up
Top scoring team this week is some Jeet that captained Chalobah... Defenders that do good and get captained on top of it haul twice as many points as Haaland. I need to reconsider my strat...
>58 with Munoz swapping out for Cherki and Mboomo still to playBig brain here
>>152403342NiceI'm on 43 this week with M'Boombo to play
I could do with Mbeumo not playing, so that I can pick up Szobo's 8 points along with Senesi's
>>152403488>he doesnt rate the best african in the premierl eagle10 points against the wolfs la
>>1524037622, 2, 10, 2, 3, 2, 6, 9, 15, 2, 7, 1, 1, 2Not looking good
bruno pls la
Mbeumobros.......we require a feast.....the sultan of starvation has taken its toll.....there is not other option......we will eat like kings tonight.....inshallah
Cunha to Bruno, finally some fucking returns. Puskas worthy goal that.
>71 points so farLovely
Mbumoh yellowHe really is a retard
Man Utd are seriously shit
>>152407257That'll do, pig. That'll do.
allahmuldah........ we feast......
Why yes I am a Bruno chad
BRUNOOOOOOOOOOOOLove that little rat boy
Fucking rat faced prick, where was this last week you cunt.
Nice damage limitation from Bruno and the lads. Singlehandedly turned my massive red into a -2.
BrunoGODS we are FEASTINGEIGHTEEN POINTS
>>152408649There are people in this very thread who don't own the best asset in the game.
65 points, lads
Back in the game lads
>>152408666We call them macacos
>>152408020No we're not, all those weeks of blanking and he can't even haul against worst team in the league>>152408666>>152408723calma
>>152408928Boners missing sir.
>>152374637>>152374697>>152374730Kek, it was fucking Toney.
Bruno has single handedly put me up half a million places. Why did I captain Haaland instead of him?
Got a clean 70 this week. Really wish I'd Captained poono instead of VCing.
I fell to 8.3 million in week 3 and now I've actually managed to climb to 2.4But now I'm probably gonna ruin it this week on a FH puntDo I trust misfiring troll Watkins @ West Ham or an injured/knackered Jimenez @ Burnley
Mateta > Ekitike is the thinking man's choice.
>>152420743personally keeping muh teta for the city game, he's guaranteed to score and troll everyone
>>152420743Probably a good pick with Salah and Gakpo out. I want to buy some shitterpool soon but Szobo still being on 5 yellows is annoying.
>>1524211014 yellows*
>>152420788The minutes worry me, especially with the fixture pile up and Palace playing on Thursday.>>152421101They are playing against Brighton, Wolves and Spurs. Seems like it could be a good opportunity for some differential points seeing as everyone is avoiding their players except VVD (for some strange reason).
Califiori getting suspended for match week 16 completely fucked me. It also looks like Gakpo picked up an injury. Thinking of taking the -4 point deduction and swapping Califiori for White.
>>152421887>taking a -4 after being given 5 free transfers
>>152425604Califiori getting a 5th yellow and Gakpo getting injured happened after I made the transfer, which completely fucked me.
>>152425780And why do you do your transfers before the gw is even over? And a round of European games coming up? I've never understood people like you. Such a retarded risk of getting fucked, and you fuck up the economy by rushing your transfers
This is the worst fpl season of all time right
Genuinely done no work today
>>152421887Rice yellow flagged now as well
>Semenyo who has one assist in eight games is the third best midfielder, only two points from being the beststate STATE of midfielders this season, jesus christthose of us who favour a big five in the middle have been utterly fucked this time round
Munoz out to have a surgery
>>152435759it has never been more over than it is currently
>seriously considering fraudkins(c)just die in my sleep already
>>152435759No.
Timber now flagged with an injury
>Need to take out Gakpo. >Want an Arsenal midfielder >already got Saka>who's likely to score against Wolves>only got 0.7 on the bank.Who to go for?
should I do minteh to rice ?
>>152448485He may be rested
Ni hao
Right then, time to get rid of the Africans
>>152460900I agree. But what about the FPL? Any plans for this week? *ba dum tssss*
>>152284774how do u even play thisthere are like no stats for soccer, i dont get it
>>152461809just pure vibescoring lad
Captain this week - Saka, Eze, Ekitike or Thiago?
>>152462246Still Erlingz
>>152284774if you played fpl after THIShttps://www.theguardian.com/sport/2020/aug/11/fantasy-premier-league-winner-stripped-of-titleYou are a loser and a piece of shit
>>152461809>soccerHow are you liking Croatia, pardner?
Used all five of my AFCON transfers already
>>152462540Why do we have so many Serbs in this general
>>1524625402020 was so utterly insane
>>152462246I captained Saka but I'm afraid that he will either come on as a sub, or play for about 60 mins and then get subbed.
>>152462817We love footy
>new CB signing injuredah yesand mateta
Yes I am bringing in 2 yellow flagged players to replace my red flagged players so what
>>152462869Eze it is then
If I only use 4 of my transfers, do I get 2 next week?
Kelleher and Timber or Allison and White/Lewis-Skelly/Hincapie?
The five AFCON free transfers and its consequences have been a disaster for the FPL economy.Price up £0.3>Foden (MCI) £8.7>Thiago (BRE) £7.1Price up £0.2>B.Fernandes (MUN) £9.2>Bruno G. (NEW) £7.0>Chalobah (CHE) £5.4>Wilson (FUL) £5.4>Cash (AVL) £4.9Price up £0.1>Ekitiké (LIV) £8.5>Raúl (FUL) £6.3>Merino (ARS) £6.1>O.Dango (BRE) £6.1>Hincapie (ARS) £5.5>White (ARS) £5.4Price down -£0.1>Gakpo (LIV) £7.4>Welbeck (BHA) £6.5>Johnson (TOT) £6.5>Virgil (LIV) £5.9>Calafiori (ARS) £5.7>Caicedo (CHE) £5.7>Hee Chan (WOL) £5.6>Bergvall (TOT) £5.3>Milenković (NFO) £5.1>Beto (EVE) £5.0>Adingra (SUN) £4.9>Gruev (LEE) £4.7>Rigg (SUN) £4.7>P.M.Sarr (TOT) £4.6>Agbinone (CRY) £4.3>Ahamada (CRY) £4.3>H.Jones (SUN) £4.3>Tosin (CHE) £4.1>Hill (BOU) £3.9>Reinildo (SUN) £3.9>Boly (NFO) £3.8Price down -£0.2>Mbeumo (MUN) £8.3>Mateta (CRY) £7.9
>>152466145>Dango price rise a week before he leaves for AFCON
sold all 3 of my chelsea asses
Do you have to use all 5 subs this game week?
Great team? Or greatest team? Doesnt matter either way, I spend ages researching players, form, stats and the shitters go out and do absolutely nothing that week. Fuck this game.
>>152461509After the great un-niggering I'm going to bring in De Cuyper. He's my secret differential weapon this week
>>152462246Went for ekitike. He's bound to score a couple despite being black and led by the baldest of frauds
>>152462540>handed to a 29-year-old University of Oxford cancer mathematician, Joshua Bull.The fuck is a cancer mathematician
I think it's a Saka (c) kind of week
Simply can't decide which Arsenal defender to bring in this weekLewis-Skelly feels like the only nailed on starter, but he surely goes next week when Calafiori is back
>>152469104Could be rested/subbed early.
made 4 transfers. still have mbeumo. fuck you.
>>152469132Yeah I saw that, but to be honest I'm doing so shit in my work league that I'm just going to gamble it anyway. I'll be back here to moan about it later on
Don't have saka so haaland captain
>>152469105arsenal have their best defenders out, their back line isn't the fpl boon it was before
just brought cunha
Still got Thiago as captain, but keep hovering over Eze. What the fuck to do man?!
>>152469586Have faith Thiagobro.
Verbruggen or Petrovic in goal this week?
>>152469683Neither. Dubravka is your man.
FPL site demanding a change of password but won't accept any new one wtf is this shit?
>>152470007Same thing happening for me on the app. Desktop works fine.
>>152470043can't get in on either, locked out nownice of them to do this on a saturday
>>152470007>>152470043>>152470105saar coding app is very difficult please to be redeeming gift card to rajesh@scam.poo to access account
>>152469586im going fancy with fiago
>>152470167ok sent let me know my new password pls
>tfw cant even remember who i transferred in and cant look at the app as its updatingGuess ill find out when I wake up tomorrow
Had to rearrange my squad after I already made my 5 AFCON transfers. Now I'm starting matchweek 16 with -8 points.
>>152470561hate that moment. it should at least show you your lineup.
>>152470676How fucking bad was your team that it took 7 transfers to come up with that?
>>152470676>3 chelsea>one of them is James Get ready for another injury
>>152470693I have more overall points than you faggot
>>152470807Not if you spent -8 to start Reece James and Van de Ven
>>152470841I have 920 points. Cope harder
>>152470874What were your 7 transfers you needed to make this week then?
>>152470693Guess it's this guy >>152421887. Does all his transfers before the gw is even over, then one transfer to swap Calafiori to white, plus Lacroix to James for extra minus points. Also wildcarded on gw2. I bet he has a serious case of ADHD
>>152471086Seems mentally unstable but top 100k is not a bad outcome if he's being truthfulMaybe forward planning and thinking about what you're doing is a memePic semi related
TC active for 17.
>>152471191This is him btwhttps://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/2134763/event/16No transfers or chips used and ranked at 3k with 970 points
>>152471191That's a big if
eKitikitty(C)HADS
Brighton KWABion
>Dewsbury-Hall off injuredRight then
Joe Gomez essential
>>152471503Point chasers BTFO. Hopefully Foden next.
>>152471564>Point chaserswhat are all of us if not point chasers?
>>152471515I may have spoke too soon
>>152471594I, for one, am a civilised point enjoyer as opposed to brutish point chasers
>bought szobo for the pen share>gomez injured and saler subbed on
>>152471515>>152471613RIP yankmong who transferred him in at 15:02
>>152471564Foden non owner detected
>>152471737Very perceptive, mate.
>>152471748I can't wait for another haul. He barely moves a needle anymore but at least the likes of you non believers will fall down even more
MINTY DO SOMETHING MINTY
>>152420743Hugo CHADS we feast
REEEEE why couldn't that bald fraud give Palmer two more minutes ffs
Spozlie ded
>>152471564Had him since gameweek 1 desu
I will sell Minty
forgot to sell ndiaye
Minty to rice
No feeling worse than being defconcucked. At least Gravenberch delivered in second half.
The Ekitike armband paid off boys
Congrats to Ekitike owners. I wasnt sure whether he was worth it because or Liverpools constant rotations.
where are my fellow palmer farmers?
>wilson assistbased
>>152473574
Watch Bassey be the new completely random centre back brace.
>>152473899>he didn't go Bassey+Gusto at the backIt was so obvious
Wilsonpunters we won
>>152474572I was thinking of captaining him but I figured Burnley away it will be an ugly draw or a one goal game at best, and of course, since I captained him, he wont do shit.
TIMBERRICESAKA
>>152474616>timber left backit's over
>no MerinoThere is no depths to my hatred for that hirsuite Spanish fraud.
Captained Saka to claw back some points.Arteta is happy with a 1-0 win at home...Fuck the entire country of Spain.
WHY ISNT EZE SCORING FACKING GOALS
I literally just transfered in Merino and White lmao
>>152476152Yea, I swapped timber to white. Well done
>>152476257
>>152476469Timber was an injury risk
>>152476522No Arsenal player is ever an "injury risk" or "fit again" until the next team sheet comes out. Stop believing Sharteta.
>>152475983huehuehuehue
JUST
SAKER
I triple captained Saka...
Not an assist now
Holy kekI have Raya but this is probably good for me
I hate this game so much
i live for this shit (arse wipes)
Remove this one you cunts.
S(A)K(A)
>two OG assistsdamn it
buckayo sucka has to be one of my favourite niggas out there, a shame he's off to afcon
surprised they didn't give him ghost defcons as well
>arsenal defenders Hope they die
>15 after 5Right then. Okay. Very good.
we need to have a conversation about Rice
>>152477998No more Gabriel to spam set piece assists
>7 (seven) points
They readded the first assist. Always loved the towers.
>35 from 5Not bad
I need City to blank tomorrow so I can justify my Saka choice
>you require 14 for a green arrowNeed another Bruno bailout
Across my regular draft team I had White, Lewis-Skelly, Eze, Timber, and Raya all blanking at home to Wolves FUCK
>>152479557regular and draft team*
>bring some players in, they get no points>the players I took out would have got a few points>the players I'd never consider in a million years get all the pointsI'm convinced now that the 10+ years I've played this and done pretty well has all been due to dumb luck, and this current season is the actual real me.I will not be playing again.
I have two weeks to use this bench boost chip and it just seems unfair not to let us stack them. Fucking casuals. Bring back assman.
TC ogre vs West Ham or vs Forest?
>Saka C return tonight>Haaland TC return earlier in the seasonIt's just smart to be a sheep and follow the crowd innit
>>152481978Wait do we get another one in the second half of the season?
Yeah fuck, didnt realise we are given two of each chip this season. I have a few weeks to play a free hit, triple captain and bench boost
this game is gay
28 from 4 for me, almost matched my score for the last 4 weeks already
>villa>cashAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Was out last night so missed the late game. Imagine my delight when seeing it was 2 own goals so no returns for Saka who I don't own and tons of people triple captained. Imagine my face when learning this morning he 'assisted' both own goals.Playing my bench boost and I'm on a fucking down arrow thanks to this gay rule.
HAALAAND
>Burn off at 42This is not my year
Woltemade own goal kek
>bundesfraud
>Zloty and Voldemort on minusesEverything that can go wrong, has gone wrong
yess get in rogers. Also what the fuck is woltemade doing, I need a new third striker
just hoping pau torres is injured or that goal has shagged me anally >>152473464
>>152489019get marc guwu and add a defender, strikers are hopeless
>>152489037didnt even see that they're playing right now but he is injured so yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Geordies look completely fucking done
>>152488982>>152489019oh ffsWhy did it I bring this hippie back in
>*record scratch*>yup, that's me. you might be wondering how I ended up in this situation>well it all started 15 weeks ago
>>152489192Where is you're Sucka?>he unironically owns Jack motherfucking GrealishHonestly you had it coming anon
>tfw whole team frauding it up
>>152489229He's due
Fodlingz
lots of own goals this weekend... I feel like that Mavropanos guy on West Ham must have some kind of record for own goals, not the first or even second time i see him og
Point chasers win>>152489192What is that captain and vice captain choice>>152489229Unironically had 2 or 3 good chances, there are few good options but he's out after Burnley
Mateta will score during injury time and fuck my city clean sheet up no doubt
>>152489316wonder if there's a manager somewhere with all 4 of them
Foden enjoyers rejoice>Poortugal BTFO
Once AGAIN my anti-FPL team is beating my FPL team
You don't know how hard it is to sit here and read comments when you've got a ban ticking down, lads>>152489324Mateta has been hooked
never forgiving jarrod bowen for what he's done to me
ROGERS MY BELOVED
>>152470007On this password thing...I've had this since thursday on desktop. Got it to work thoughYou have to have a special character like ! £ $ @Uppercase & lowercase and numberI've also had to do a long password combo different than previous passwordNow it works
>>152489457Yeah same eventually about 10 minutes before the deadline. Anything close to your old password was blocked. When I tried a randomly generated password it locked me out but that was probably valid and I'd just had too many attempts. Would be nice if they explained the rules though.
Thank fuck my Free Hit worked though, ladsCash on zero is a pisser
Ape doubters BTFO
>>152489577I just captain him every week regardless of fixtures and it works
>>152489577Many doubters captained Ekitike, Saka or Thiago. 2/3 outscored and the other hasn't played yet kek
I'm too smart for this game that's what it is
>>152489624Oh shit didn't realise he got a brace lmao
Haaland as Captain has made up for Woltememe being a retard
>>152489681>WoltememeWhere do we even go now? Evanilson for Burnley(H)? I feel like all attackers are just shit
Thiago will save me.Fuck the ape.
Where's all the Saka hype suddenly come from then
>>152489738I have 0 itb but if I could afford Ekitke then probably him but Bowen has great fixtures after the next gw and is only 0.2 more.
>>152489738I had Haaland, Woltememe, MatetaI got rid of Mateta for Thiago until Palace fixtures pick upWoltememe/Newcastle fixtures pick up gw19Watkins was an option as Villa fixtures are coming good
>he thought he was clever for captaining saka
>>152489793Sucka is always in contention when he's fit since he's nailed, takes the right corner playing for Corner FC, takes penalties, bonus point magnet. The thing about him is that chances of him picking up an injury go up substantially as the ownership gets higher. 25% is when it gets critical and he's at 22.2% right now
>>152489738Take the Watkinspill.
>>152489793>>152489913also with arteta's system he picks up defcons a lot
>>152489811>>152489929>Watkins was an option as Villa fixtures are coming good>Take the Watkinspill.I have had him for the first 9 gws for Villa's seemingly good fixtures and they didn't score a goal until the 5th game. Miss me with that shit
>>152489913>>152489935For £10 milly though? He has 4 goals and 1 (one) assist
>You need to gain 20 more points for a greenwe will be back
decent, much needed after weeks and weeks of neglecting my team and getting 30 points
benched cherki for szoboszlai again fs. i really need to learn my lesson. got my defence completely wrong too. 1s across the board. still got poono and mboomo and thiago to play though. 58 points.benched 30 points in my datanerd 2nd team too but i just forgot to make changed in that team tbf cuz i had a busy week.
Halaand bailing out the frauds yet again
Kelleher save me broI only need a cleen sheet, a penalty save, saves, bonus points and an assist and we're good
New>>152490307
I only captained Saka on a free hit as Wolves was just too good not toLittle did I know that Arsenal would bottle it against a club that's done fuck all for 14 weeksLucky escape though
FFS Thiago do something!
